Author: Japan Reacts Editorial

  • Reina Uemura: “I Want to Get Ripped” — 5ch: “She’ll Hit a 250kg Deadlift”

    Hello! Project idol Reina Uemura’s exchange with co-star Onoda, who asked her “Haven’t you been going to the gym?”, was picked up on 5ch’s Hello! Project board. Uemura reportedly said, “I do go to the gym, but right now it’s just walking and running. I want to get into serious strength training and someday show off a ripped version of myself.” The thread mixed encouragement (“go for it!”) with jokes about future deadlift records and bodybuilding championship appearances, along with some wistful comments about her losing her feminine figure.

    1AnonymousSep 22, 2026 09:13
    Onoda: Rena-chan, weren't you not going to the gym?
    Uemura: I do go to the gym — I do go, but it's not really serious strength training, more like just walking or running. Serious training is…
    2AnonymousSep 22, 2026 09:13
    That's not what I meant
    9AnonymousSep 22, 2026 09:15
    It's great that strength training is catching on among Hello! Project members
    Keep it up
    11AnonymousSep 22, 2026 09:19
    I at least want her to get as ripped as Rei-rei
    13AnonymousSep 22, 2026 09:19
    Of course it's the girl who'd never get chubby who's the most into fitness
    15AnonymousSep 22, 2026 09:24
    Three years later

    Kami-Rena: "I have an announcement for everyone. A demon has finally taken up residence in my back" (bodybuilder slang for having back muscles so defined they look like a demon face)
    17AnonymousSep 22, 2026 09:26
    Just wait for it, everyone
    Because it's basically a done deal she's going to show off that ripped physique
    18AnonymousSep 22, 2026 09:28
    Hope she turns into a narcissistic, sexy fitness type like Nonaka
    21AnonymousSep 22, 2026 09:31
    The future bodybuilding championship winner, right here
    42AnonymousSep 22, 2026 10:10
    Forget egg over rice — she'll be chugging ten raw eggs at once (a Rocky-style training cliché)
    46AnonymousSep 22, 2026 10:34
    Well, slimming down her waist into a leaner frame is a good thing
    Low-rise fits her better anyway
    Lately it's all high-waisted, tube-shaped torsos
    47AnonymousSep 22, 2026 10:36
    She might end up like Bisky from Hunter x Hunter (the tiny character who transforms into a muscle-bound giant)
    49AnonymousSep 22, 2026 11:13
    Kami-Rena striking bodybuilder poses with a big smile
    52AnonymousSep 22, 2026 11:22
    Aren't K-pop idols all pretty ripped though
    Well, more like toned and "body-made" than bulked up
    You can't pull off those outfits otherwise
    54AnonymousSep 22, 2026 11:24
    The K-pop uncle randomly launching into K-pop talk again
    57AnonymousSep 22, 2026 11:33
    I do want to see the before-and-after difference, so first show me you're serious
    58AnonymousSep 22, 2026 11:34
    It's fine as long as she actually trains and builds real muscle instead of doing nothing and hiding it under high-waisted stuff
    Also she should probably ditch those hyper-thick platform heels — they're bad for her legs, and dancing with that much weight strapped to her feet is obviously going to bulk her legs up lol
    59AnonymousSep 22, 2026 11:35
    Reina Uemura being ripped is way too cute, I'm losing it lolololol
    60AnonymousSep 22, 2026 11:37
    I want to cheer Rena-chan on at a competition once she becomes a bodybuilder
    63AnonymousSep 22, 2026 11:39
    If those shoes came off easily, nobody would have trouble with them
    Once you put them on, it's hard to stop

    Background and Talking Points

    An idol’s changing body is a perennial hot topic on 5ch’s idol-scene boards, where cheering and joking tend to blur together. The numbers thrown around here — “250 to 290kg deadlifts,” “bodybuilding championships” — are exaggerated jokes; Uemura herself never said she was aiming for competitive-level training. Many posts in the thread also brought up other members’ or former idols’ body changes, but unverifiable rumors, including doping speculation, have been excluded from this article. It’s worth noting that Uemura’s actual comments were limited to “light exercise for now” and “someday I’d like to do serious strength training” — a future aspiration, not a confirmed plan to drastically change her physique.

    ※This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Hello! Project) thread “[Sad News] Reina Uemura makes a questionable resolution: “I go to the gym, so I want to do serious strength training and someday show off a ripped version of myself”“.

  • China’s Envisioned “Nuclear-Powered Tank” — A 450km-Range Cannon Sparks Mixed Reactions

    A report on a Chinese “nuclear-powered tank” concept became a hot topic on a 5channel (5ch) Science News+ thread. [5ch is Japan’s largest anonymous forum network, the successor to 2channel.] The idea is a tank powered by a nuclear reactor and armed with a cannon that has a 450km range, but the thread quickly filled with pushback — pointing out that the Soviet Union researched something similar decades ago, so it wouldn’t be a “world first,” plus a string of technical questions about cooling methods, radioactive contamination if the vehicle is hit, and the risk of being taken out cheaply by drones. The discussion eventually broadened into a debate over whether giant weapons are simply obsolete, using the WWII battleship Yamato as a reference point.

    China dreams of the world’s first “nuclear-powered tank”… to be armed with a cannon with a 450km range

    Could a nuclear-powered tank actually be built?

    That’s the concept now emerging in China.

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Original article here

    2AnonymousSep 21, 2026 22:36
    Name the tank V'Ger.
    3AnonymousSep 21, 2026 22:51
    The Soviets already built a nuclear tank, so it's not a world first.
    4AnonymousSep 21, 2026 22:55
    They should name it 'Xi Jinping,' obviously.
    5AnonymousSep 21, 2026 23:04
    If it's a steam-turbine setup, there's a limit to how small you can make it. If you're cramming it all into one vehicle, wouldn't it end up more like a giant self-propelled gun? And if you slap tank-grade heavy armor on the whole thing, it'll be so heavy the roads will crack or it'll just sink into the ground.
    6AnonymousSep 21, 2026 23:29
    The government's about to go down in flames, so of course pie-in-the-sky wonder-weapon plans start popping up now.
    7AnonymousSep 21, 2026 23:59
    If it rolls into enemy territory and takes a hit, the crew basically becomes their own nuclear weapon. That's about as bad as it gets.
    8AnonymousSep 22, 2026 02:04
    If they're doing this, I want them to go all the way and build something with the romantic scale of the Maus. [Nazi Germany's abandoned 188-ton super-heavy tank prototype.]
    9AnonymousSep 22, 2026 03:57
    It'll just get taken out by a drone in seconds. Is contaminating enemy territory with radiation actually the point?
    10AnonymousSep 22, 2026 05:49
    Reactor makes electricity, motor drives the thing, railgun fires all day long, powerful electromagnetic pulses fry incoming drones — and its sheer weight sinks it into roads and collapses bridges.
    11AnonymousSep 22, 2026 06:03
    Humanoid robots as infantry — now that's the scary part.
    12AnonymousSep 22, 2026 06:15
    The infantry robots can recharge on the move via a socket on the tank!
    13AnonymousSep 22, 2026 06:18
    'Let's go — anywhere at aaaall~ ♪' [Lyric from a well-known Japanese theme song.]
    15AnonymousSep 22, 2026 06:42
    Well, I guess it beats the Soviet nuclear tank-shell idea? They've probably never thought through details like 'it can't leave flat ground' or 'what actually happens when it gets destroyed.'
    16AnonymousSep 22, 2026 06:47
    China's manufacturing base is the strongest in the world right now anyway… and weapons are disposable.
    17AnonymousSep 22, 2026 06:48
    Like the battleship Yamato [Japan's iconic WWII super-battleship] — aren't they just failing to read which way the times are moving?
    19AnonymousSep 22, 2026 07:49
    Re: #17
    Even with the naval treaty limits of the era, every major navy kept building battleships. Among them, the Yamato class was an outstanding weapon riding the cutting edge of that era's trends.
    By a quirk of fate it never got the chance to fire on an enemy battleship (the US Navy actually dispatched battleship task forces twice to try to intercept it), but its armor proved tougher than even the design called for.
    Most follow-on programs never got finished for economic reasons, but the fact that the major naval powers kept building battleships even after the war validates the Yamato's existence.
    Aircraft only became the true all-purpose weapon some time after the war, once jet range improved dramatically.
    If you want to call something 'outdated,' consider this: the Yamato class went to considerable lengths to shorten its overall length just to reduce the chance of being hit. By contrast, the US Navy's final battleship design, the Montana class — meant as the culmination of American battleship design — dropped the Panama Canal size restrictions entirely and had a far more sprawling hull. That long hull is thought to have become a serious liability when facing air attack.
    18AnonymousSep 22, 2026 07:48
    Sounds like there won't be any surviving generals left, either.
    20AnonymousSep 22, 2026 08:03
    What's the point of building a giant moving target? It's basically a self-punishing weapon that says, 'if I get hit and break, I'll spew radiation everywhere.'
    21AnonymousSep 22, 2026 08:06
    In boxing or anything else, speed is what matters most for taking down an opponent. In war too, it's about spotting the enemy fast and striking fast — there's nothing else to it. What are they even thinking?
    22AnonymousSep 22, 2026 08:35
    So basically… a nuclear bomb, then.
    23AnonymousSep 22, 2026 08:43
    With a 450km range, it wouldn't even need to reach the front line. The Taiwan Strait is 200km wide, and Taiwan itself is 150km east-to-west — that range would cover Fujian all the way to Taiwan's Pacific coast. It's also about 450km from the 38th parallel to Busan. Makes you wonder if that's the scenario they have in mind.
    24AnonymousSep 22, 2026 08:44
    Like those Russian tanks Ukrainian drones turned into scrap metal.
    25AnonymousSep 22, 2026 08:57
    For a cannon with a 450km range, does the shell really fly that far without some mechanism built into the round itself? And if the round needs its own propulsion anyway, I feel like you wouldn't even need the cannon to launch it.
    26AnonymousSep 22, 2026 09:08
    [Q] Was Japan's navy the only one building 'outdated' battleships?
    [A] Not at all. Japan commissioned only two battleships during the war — Yamato and Musashi. The US Navy commissioned a full eight.
    ——
    ★US Navy: battleships commissioned by year★
    1942 — 4 ships: South Dakota, Indiana, Massachusetts, Alabama
    1943 — 2 ships: Iowa, New Jersey
    1944 — 2 ships: Wisconsin, Missouri
    1945 — 0 ships
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_ship_commissionings_in_1943
    29AnonymousSep 22, 2026 09:20
    Build a thing like that and it'll just get reduced to scrap in one hit by some Chinese-made drone bought off Amazon with an RPG warhead duct-taped to it.
    31AnonymousSep 22, 2026 09:22
    Re: #29
    Sure, sure, uh-huh… good luck with that.
    30AnonymousSep 22, 2026 09:21
    A giant weapon that's just an extension of old-school thinking is completely useless in actual combat.
    32AnonymousSep 22, 2026 09:25
    It's basically a nuclear-powered robot.
    33AnonymousSep 22, 2026 09:38
    If they're picturing an era where power-hungry railguns and laser weapons are actually practical, reviving the railway gun would be more realistic. [A railway gun is a massive cannon mounted on and fired from rail cars.]
    34AnonymousSep 22, 2026 09:57
    Sounds like a superweapon straight out of the Ace Combat series — one of those annoying stages where you're forced into nonstop evasive maneuvers.
    36AnonymousSep 22, 2026 10:02
    Re: #34
    It shows up right at the start of Ace Combat 8, doesn't it? A land battleship.
    35AnonymousSep 22, 2026 09:58
    Yeah, if something like that came rolling in during an invasion, it wouldn't be easy to just casually take it out.
    38AnonymousSep 22, 2026 11:19
    This is the idea of someone who hasn't thought about where it would actually be used. Sure, if you just make something big enough, you can cram in a reactor or a battleship-sized gun, no problem. But battleships work precisely because there's an environment where something that huge can move around freely. Now suppose you mount some absurdly huge gun but still force the hull to be small — then you won't have room to carry shells. Or are they planning to give some peashooter an absurdly long range instead?
    39AnonymousSep 22, 2026 12:21
    Just riding inside the thing, the crew probably wouldn't come out unscathed.
    40AnonymousSep 22, 2026 12:23
    Nuclear submarines and nuclear aircraft carriers are just fine, though?
    41AnonymousSep 22, 2026 12:28
    I can see the logic on one point at least: you wouldn't need refueling depots spread across some huge area. Plus near-unlimited power, and if the crew were AI robots, that'd be even better, no?
    42AnonymousSep 22, 2026 12:32
    How would they even handle cooling? Nuclear subs and carriers work because they can cool the reactor with seawater, right? That's not going to fly for a tank.
    43AnonymousSep 22, 2026 12:33
    Nuclear submarines and nuclear aircraft carriers are just fine though, lol.

    Background and Key Points of the Discussion

    The source for this story is a report out of China about a “nuclear-powered tank” concept — worth noting that this is still a proposed idea, not a fielded weapon. A nuclear-powered tank isn’t itself a new idea: the former Soviet Union is on record researching nuclear-powered tank concepts during the Cold War, which is why several commenters pushed back on the “world’s first” framing. Nuclear aircraft carriers and submarines work because they can be cooled with seawater; a land-based tank has no equivalent cooling method, so how to handle the risk of scattering radioactive material if the vehicle is hit or destroyed becomes the single biggest technical hurdle. The “450km range” figure also drew geopolitical readings, with several posters noting it lines up suspiciously well with distances across the Taiwan Strait or the Korean Peninsula — showing the discussion wasn’t purely about hardware. Meanwhile, the exchange invoking the WWII battleship Yamato turned into a surprisingly detailed historical back-and-forth, extending the debate into a broader question: in the age of drone warfare, are giant weapons platforms simply obsolete?

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Science News+) thread “[Military] China dreams of the world’s first “nuclear-powered tank”… to be armed with a cannon with a 450km range.”

  • Microsoft Files Patent to Pause Games and Insert Ads — 5ch: “This Is the Complete Collapse of AAA Game Development”

    Microsoft has filed a patent for a system where an AI judges a good breaking point during gameplay, pauses the game, and inserts an ad there — and it’s become a hot topic on 5ch. Unlike ads shown during loading screens, the distinguishing feature is that it actually halts gameplay itself to slot in the ad. The thread also brought up Sony’s history with “Wipeout HD,” where load-screen ads in 2009 drew criticism and were later removed, as well as the infamous ad patent that had players shout “McDonald’s!” Opinions split between those who could accept it if limited to Game Pass subscribers and those who found it unacceptable if ads reached games people had already purchased.

    6AnonymousSep 22, 2026 11:06
    So they're trying to shove ads into the loading screens now?
    8AnonymousSep 22, 2026 11:06
    Some foreigner was saying yesterday that MS was about to make some outrageous announcement — is this what he meant?
    140AnonymousSep 22, 2026 12:05
    Re: #8
    There was a thread calling it "bad news" too, but honestly it looked more like people were just seething about it.
    14AnonymousSep 22, 2026 11:08
    This is a thousand times better than Sony's patent.
    https://ga-m.com/n/sony-game-koukoku-tokkyo-iihanasi-buzz-macdonald/


    A McDonald's commercial plays while you're in the middle of a game.

    Players aren't "allowed" to just sit and watch it — as shown in the image above, you have to stand up and shout the advertiser's name, "McDonald's!"

    Once you do, a microphone and camera linked to the console verify it, the ad ends, and you're free to keep playing.
    61AnonymousSep 22, 2026 11:28
    Re: #14
    Lol. What are PlayStation fanboys gonna do about this one lmao
    93AnonymousSep 22, 2026 11:45
    Re: #14
    Re: #38
    Whoaaaa! Sony's ahead of its time, amazing!!

    All MS's "innovation" amounts to is an AI finding a decent stopping point.
    That's just a bathroom break — how disappointing!

    Sony actually got people to shout "McDonald's!" Now THAT'S ad impact!

    Add a camera and you could make people salute and swear loyalty to Sony!
    Truly unstoppable!
    26AnonymousSep 22, 2026 11:12
    If it's only during loading, that's not such a big deal. I think this one's fine.
    29AnonymousSep 22, 2026 11:12
    Re: #26
    And what happens if they decide not to push load times any faster than they have to, just to make room for this?
    Online matchmaking queues are about the most I'd tolerate it in.
    35AnonymousSep 22, 2026 11:14
    Wouldn't it be better to just run it in the corner of the screen the whole time instead of doing this?
    36AnonymousSep 22, 2026 11:14
    Re: #35
    That'd be even more annoying, honestly.
    38AnonymousSep 22, 2026 11:16
    Sony already did the "top half of the screen" version.


    Sony put ads inside the racing game "Wipeout HD."

    In that Wipeout HD ad, the top half of the video above is the actual in-game footage.

    As you can see, inserting an ad video during loading pushed back the start of the race.

    That led to a flood of criticism from users, and Sony later removed the feature that showed ads during loading.
    39AnonymousSep 22, 2026 11:16
    Re: #1
    Wow, way to go, Xbox!
    You pay money to play the game, and now ads get shoved on top of that?!
    What this really means is the total collapse of AAA game development. They just can't keep the current business model running anymore.

    If it were like Amazon Prime Video, where you pay around 600 yen a month for unlimited movies and shows, I could still get it.
    But putting ads in a game you paid over 9,000 yen to buy…
    101AnonymousSep 22, 2026 11:48
    Re: #39
    With Prime Video you pay around 600 yen and still get ads, but you can pay another 400 yen to remove them — Game Pass is probably going for the same setup.
    But if that's the case, couldn't you just pay the extra few hundred yen to get it ad-free like before and let people choose? Though it'd depend on where the ads actually show up.
    54AnonymousSep 22, 2026 11:25
    So it's not the publisher inserting the ads — the AI just decides the timing on its own?
    That's going to earn some resentment from game makers, isn't it.
    74AnonymousSep 22, 2026 11:33
    Re: #54
    If it's Game Pass-only, publishers probably won't complain.
    If anything, it'd be good if it meant more people who actually buy the game outright.
    56AnonymousSep 22, 2026 11:26
    If they're gonna do it anyway, at least make the ads game-related.
    60AnonymousSep 22, 2026 11:27
    Re: #56
    But then the revenue stays weak either way, so the downsides just pile up more.
    81AnonymousSep 22, 2026 11:36
    True. Load times would definitely stretch out by however long the ad runs, and then publishers would probably have to start fielding complaints about long loading too.

    They really shouldn't do this.
    If they absolutely must, it should be limited to the cheapest discount tier only.
    Then again, that's basically how video streaming subscriptions already work.
    84AnonymousSep 22, 2026 11:38
    Re: #81
    This isn't about showing ads during loading — it's about the AI judging a good moment to cut the action and pausing the game there to show an ad.
    92AnonymousSep 22, 2026 11:45
    https://jpeg.men/1Kd0zJO5pf2.jpg
    This is looking more credible now.
    100AnonymousSep 22, 2026 11:48
    104AnonymousSep 22, 2026 11:49
    Maybe this is a result of there being too many streamers now.
    If it means even a little money flows back to publishers, that's not so bad.
    111AnonymousSep 22, 2026 11:52
    Re: #104
    Either crack down on streamers or just charge them money.
    The idea that a bad game sells because of streaming is a myth anyway.
    115AnonymousSep 22, 2026 11:53
    Re: #104
    Depends on the game, but the moment someone's streaming it, that's basically free promotion. Capcom and "Crap Enix" (a common derisive nickname for Square Enix) actually do this in an organized way on purpose.
    If a game's fun, people might catch a glimpse on stream and end up buying it; and if watching the stream alone satisfies someone, it was only ever that kind of game to begin with.

    Funny that Square Enix — of all companies, the one most likely to fall into that second category — seems to favor this approach.
    112AnonymousSep 22, 2026 11:52
    There's been talk that Sony would copy this too, so it looks like Microsoft just got there first.
    There's been chatter for a while now that the two companies are about to go head-to-head over advertising through their consoles.


    Sony is scaling up its Playstation advertising ambitions

    https://digiday.com/media-buying/sony-is-scaling-up-its-playstation-advertising-ambitions/
    134AnonymousSep 22, 2026 12:04
    Re: #112
    Actually, Sony got there first with its own patent for showing ads during gameplay — but it flopped, so they dropped it…

    Sony's game-related ad patent went viral as a "feel-good story," but the reality was…
    https://ga-m.com/n/sony-game-koukoku-tokkyo-iihanasi-buzz-macdonald/
    On Sony's game-related ad patent: back in 2009, the same year as this patent, Sony inserted ads into the racing game "Wipeout HD."
    In that Wipeout HD ad, the top half of the video above is the actual in-game footage.
    As you can see, inserting an ad video during loading pushed back the start of the race.
    That led to a flood of user criticism, and Sony later removed the feature that showed ads during loading.
    116AnonymousSep 22, 2026 11:53
    Isn't this level of ads totally fine for young people these days?
    The ones complaining are probably just out-of-touch old farts.
    123AnonymousSep 22, 2026 11:55
    Re: #116
    Young people would probably hate this even more — there's even slang like "doba-gaki" going around that caught on for exactly that reason.
    122AnonymousSep 22, 2026 11:55
    Even just recently, didn't Destiny+ catch a lot of flak for adding ads at the start and end?
    Ads are basically never welcomed, period.
    Online advertising just keeps getting more predatory every year.
    124AnonymousSep 22, 2026 11:56
    Re: #122
    But if prices go up instead, people would complain about that too, right?
    Complaints happen no matter what, so just ignore the idiots complaining. Companies that want to do it will do it regardless.
    133AnonymousSep 22, 2026 12:03
    Re: #122
    Whether consumers hate it or not doesn't really matter. If you don't like it, "just get a pricier plan" — end of story.
    125AnonymousSep 22, 2026 11:56
    Guess this is where the console that promised to kill load times really gets to shine.
    136AnonymousSep 22, 2026 12:04
    Re: #125
    This patent isn't about load screens — it's about pausing the game itself to show ads.

    Re: #131
    There's already a discounted standard-with-ads tier, and Prime Video charges extra to go ad-free too, so it's really no different.
    129AnonymousSep 22, 2026 12:00
    We finally got near-zero, blazing-fast load times this generation, and now we have to deal with ads instead?

    Guess it's unavoidable if it's a subscription — ads have already become the norm for movie streaming services.
    130AnonymousSep 22, 2026 12:01
    Re: #129
    We're already at the point where even paid plans only come with ads as an option.
    131AnonymousSep 22, 2026 12:02
    When you think about it that way, Netflix is a godsend for still not having ads.
    146AnonymousSep 22, 2026 12:08
    Re: #136
    That's the cheap plan they tacked on later. Most customers are actually on the HD Standard or 4K plans anyway.

    Background and Key Points of This Discussion

    When it comes to in-game advertising, the subscription industry as a whole has been settling into a pattern of splitting pricing based on whether ads are included — Amazon Prime Video charges extra for ad-free viewing, while Netflix long held out without ads at all. Consoles have precedent here too: in 2009, Sony inserted ad videos during loading screens in “Wipeout HD,” but drew criticism for delaying race starts and later removed the feature. What’s being discussed this time isn’t about loading screens at all — it’s a patent where an AI judges a natural break point in gameplay and pauses the game to insert an ad, a distinct issue from load-time reduction that’s easy to conflate. The thread split between those who could accept it if it were limited to Game Pass subscribers and those who found it unacceptable if ads reached games they’d actually purchased. Exactly who the feature would target isn’t clear from the patent filing alone. It’s also worth remembering that a patent filing secures rights to a technology — it’s not a commitment to actually implement it.

    *This article is compiled from excerpts and a summary of the 5ch (Hardware/Industry (Geha)) thread “[Bad News] Microsoft: “Hey, mind if we throw some ‘ads’ into the middle of your game too? 😅” — Patent Application wwwwwwwww.”

  • Carp Manager Takahiro Arai Offered to Resign Three Times This Season — Rejected Every Time, Will Return Next Year

    It has come to light that Hiroshima Toyo Carp manager Takahiro Arai conveyed his intention to resign to the club three separate times over the course of this season. The club reportedly rejected each request and plans to keep him on for a fourth year at the helm next season. The decision comes at the end of a year dominated by fallout from player misconduct, including the so-called ‘zombie cigarette’ scandal. With the team mired in last place yet its manager apparently unable to quit, 5ch commenters piled on with theories about the club’s culture and past precedents, from ‘maybe there’s just nobody willing to take over’ to ‘they did the same thing to former manager Nomura — he wanted out too and got stuck there for five years.’

    [Hiroshima] Manager Takahiro Arai to Return — Offered to Resign Three Times During the Season Amid Turbulent ‘Zombie Cigarette’ Scandal; Aims for Fundamental Rebuild with Strong Leadership in Year Five

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Original article here

    4AnonymousSep 22, 2026 11:47
    They probably just can't find a replacement.
    Nobody wants the job anyway.
    7AnonymousSep 22, 2026 11:47
    A manager in last place who's tried to quit gets forced to stay on — that's unheard of.
    18AnonymousSep 22, 2026 11:49
    Re: #7
    I could get it in year one or two, but this is year four — that's genuinely abnormal.
    It's like refusing to let (Chunichi Dragons manager) Tatsunami go.
    31AnonymousSep 22, 2026 11:52
    Re: #7
    'Nomuken' tried to quit in year one too, but got told 'are you running away?' and ended up stuck there for five years.
    This isn't some new phenomenon. (Nomuken = nickname for former Carp manager Kenjiro Nomura)
    11AnonymousSep 22, 2026 11:48
    Honestly, someone just buy this team already.
    Being stuck in old-school regional cronyism and throwing the whole Central League out of step isn't a joke — it's doing serious damage to the sport as a whole.
    Use this chance to just disappear.
    21AnonymousSep 22, 2026 11:50
    Re: #11
    If anything, isn't baseball going the other way right now — the old model of big-name-corporation-owned national teams is what's outdated, and everyone's saying the future is local roots?
    13AnonymousSep 22, 2026 11:48
    Arai once said: 'This suffering will go on.'

    Turns out he was talking about himself.
    If this were a manga, that twist would get rave reviews.
    15AnonymousSep 22, 2026 11:49
    Arai actually planned to step down cleanly last offseason, but the front office desperately talked him out of it lol
    17AnonymousSep 22, 2026 11:49
    So basically nobody else will do it.
    Who'd want to manage a weak, badly-behaved trash team anyway.
    22AnonymousSep 22, 2026 11:50
    Nobody would take the Carp manager job even if you begged them.
    Not even (former Carp manager) Tatsukawa would touch it.
    24AnonymousSep 22, 2026 11:51
    He's responsible for not catching the zombie cigarette thing and the cigarette-burn hazing.
    Of course he has to stay.
    Quit whining.
    40AnonymousSep 22, 2026 11:53
    Re: #24
    The zombie cigarette thing, there's not much he could've done about.
    But the cigarette-burn hazing — that had a code name, 'goma-gyo' (a Buddhist fire ritual) — so yeah, he's very much on the hook for that one.
    26AnonymousSep 22, 2026 11:52
    This is basically torture at this point.
    Is this payback for Arai leaving via free agency back in the day?
    27AnonymousSep 22, 2026 11:52
    At least let him keep 'Nii-nii' by his side.
    28AnonymousSep 22, 2026 11:52
    The suffering just keeps going
    Oooon and oooon and oooon
    29AnonymousSep 22, 2026 11:52
    You can't just quit when you've still got time left on your contract.
    Think of yourself as the cleanup crew and grit your teeth.
    33AnonymousSep 22, 2026 11:52
    If Arai ends up depressed over this, how's the club going to take responsibility?
    34AnonymousSep 22, 2026 11:53
    They'll probably draft his son this year just to make sure he can't leave.
    37AnonymousSep 22, 2026 11:53
    Back in his playing days people joked and called him 'Mr. Tough Times' — but he looks like he's having the toughest time of his life right now.
    38AnonymousSep 22, 2026 11:53
    The guy said he wanted to quit three times, and they're making him do another season anyway.
    That's just cruel.
    39AnonymousSep 22, 2026 11:53
    He's definitely in for an even worse time next season than anyone can imagine.
    44AnonymousSep 22, 2026 11:54
    Arai's going to carry it all on his shoulders and become part of Carp history.
    45AnonymousSep 22, 2026 11:54
    What do you mean 'rejected'?
    Guess all he can do now is stage a boycott or throw a free-agency punch 👊
    47AnonymousSep 22, 2026 11:54
    So much for that fire ritual actually working.
    56AnonymousSep 22, 2026 11:55
    Re: #47
    It was only ever used as a code name for the hazing, so no foul there.
    54AnonymousSep 22, 2026 11:55
    If it were me, I'd just no-show starting tomorrow.
    Leave the LINE group, power off my phone, and go on a trip.
    61AnonymousSep 22, 2026 11:56
    Re: #54
    For a regular person, sure, but someone as famous as Arai pulling that would turn into a missing-person news story.
    65AnonymousSep 22, 2026 11:57
    Re: #54
    That's basically Kadokura 😅 (former pitcher Ken Kadokura, known for once going missing)
    69AnonymousSep 22, 2026 11:57
    Wanting to quit but not being able to escape — this 'Hiroshima village' is terrifying.
    80AnonymousSep 22, 2026 12:00
    Re: #69
    So this is how scary drugs are… (joking that the club is as addictive/inescapable as a drug)
    86AnonymousSep 22, 2026 12:00
    Doesn't seem like there's anyone else who'd take the job.
    95AnonymousSep 22, 2026 12:02
    Re: #86
    Ogata's said he wants to do it.
    And since Nomuken just left his TV show yesterday, people were saying that might open the door for him too.
    102AnonymousSep 22, 2026 12:04
    For the fans, 'nothing's going to change' is just pure despair.
    125AnonymousSep 22, 2026 12:10
    Re: #102
    Humans have this bad habit — once they hit despair over the worst-case scenario, they convince themselves it surely can't get any worse.
    But this isn't the end.
    Waiting just ahead: free agency season for what little decent core talent the team has left.

    Background and Key Points of This Discussion

    This is Arai’s fourth season at the helm. With the team mired in last place, he’s reportedly been consumed by dealing with player misconduct — including the ‘zombie cigarette’ incident mentioned in the headline, as well as the ‘cigarette-burn hazing’ referenced in the thread (said to have been referred to internally by the code name ‘goma-gyo,’ a Buddhist fire ritual). Commenters noted that it isn’t unusual in Japanese pro baseball for a club to talk a manager out of resigning even after he’s expressed intent to quit, citing the case of Kenjiro Nomura, who tried to resign in his first year as manager but was persuaded to stay and ended up serving five years. At the same time, some suspected the real reason for keeping Arai on is simply that nobody else wants the job, and opinion was split over who truly bears responsibility for the players’ misconduct. Note that the detailed circumstances behind the ‘zombie cigarette’ and ‘cigarette-burn hazing’ incidents haven’t been explained beyond the original article, and the club had issued no official statement as of this thread.

    *This article is compiled and summarized from the 5ch (Nandemo Jikkyo G) thread “[Sad News] Takahiro Arai Tells Club ‘Let Me Quit’ Three Times, Gets Rejected, Stays On Next Season wwwwwwwww“

  • Asian Games’ Handwritten Signage Leaves Overseas Fans “Dying of Laughter”

    Images of handwritten signage at Asian Games venues in Nagoya, Aichi, have been circulating online, and overseas reactions calling it “hilarious enough to die laughing” were reposted to 5ch. The thread quickly moved past the signs themselves and into questions about the event’s management — namely, why it ended up handwritten at all — with some praising a setup that didn’t involve ad giant Dentsu, and others questioning how a roughly ¥370 billion budget could produce this. Opinions split between those calling the handwriting a reasonable improvised fix and those seeing it as proof of sloppy advance planning.

    20AnonymousSep 22, 2026 11:37
    Even the national flags are handwritten, lol.
    At least print them out on a home printer or at a convenience store.
    91AnonymousSep 22, 2026 12:02
    Re: #20
    They're single-use anyway, what a waste.
    34AnonymousSep 22, 2026 11:43
    AI could've knocked out signs like this in seconds, so why…
    45AnonymousSep 22, 2026 11:45
    Re: #34
    What, blow it up to whiteboard size and print it?
    92AnonymousSep 22, 2026 12:03
    Re: #45
    Re: #34
    Hand the job to some guy who says "just do it, it's easy" and he'll print the AI image on an A4 printer, it'll come out tiny, and people will complain anyway.

    Or are you going to print it in sections and manually piece together something whiteboard-sized? That'd probably take like ten times longer than just writing it out by hand.

    And obviously there was no way to pre-order proper printed posters from a vendor either, since the match pairings weren't finalized yet.
    50AnonymousSep 22, 2026 11:47
    Realistically, ¥370 billion to build venues, staff the event, and even put up housing — that's just not enough.
    53AnonymousSep 22, 2026 11:48
    Re: #50
    So how much would it take then, lol. More than the Expo?
    55AnonymousSep 22, 2026 11:49
    Re: #50
    Walk me through the math on why it's "not enough."
    63AnonymousSep 22, 2026 11:51
    Re: #50
    Can you only think in all-or-nothing terms? This event's quality doesn't match a ¥370 billion budget.
    54AnonymousSep 22, 2026 11:49
    Doesn't have to be Dentsu, but Aichi Prefecture, as host, needed to mobilize the whole region and get serious prep going at a really early stage — instead they barely did anything, and that's exactly why we're in this mess. Bureaucrats and politicians really are useless blockheads who can't improvise. If they're serious about reflecting on it, they should have a report with countermeasures and accountability wrapped up within about two months.
    77AnonymousSep 22, 2026 11:57
    Re: #54
    Even with all that lead time, if Aichi Prefecture tried to run this themselves, no amount of manpower would cover the coordination work, and they wouldn't even know who to ask for what. Ad agencies know that stuff from years of experience — that's the whole point of using one.
    57AnonymousSep 22, 2026 11:50
    It's Toyota's home turf, they should've just let Toyota run the whole show — quality would've been top-tier. No telling how many trillions it'd cost, though.
    58AnonymousSep 22, 2026 11:50
    Re: #57
    Toyota's strict about not wasting money though.
    62AnonymousSep 22, 2026 11:51
    Re: #57
    It'd probably run an extra ¥30 billion and be plastered with Toyota ads everywhere, but honestly, the quality would end up incredible.
    66AnonymousSep 22, 2026 11:53
    This thread reeks of garlic 🧄. Somebody crack a window. (a jab implying Korean posters, since garlic is stereotypically linked to Korean food)
    97AnonymousSep 22, 2026 12:04
    Re: #66
    Want some garlic with that?
    (riffing on the famous ramen-shop line "Would you like garlic?")
    67AnonymousSep 22, 2026 11:53
    But if you need a sign made on the spot, isn't handwriting it the fastest, most efficient option?
    70AnonymousSep 22, 2026 11:54
    Re: #67
    Why not just prepare it in advance?
    74AnonymousSep 22, 2026 11:55
    Are digital display boards really that rare? Guess our worlds are just too different for me to get it.
    107AnonymousSep 22, 2026 12:09
    Re: #74
    Even in Aichi, don't train stations have tons of those…?
    83AnonymousSep 22, 2026 11:59
    Everyone was bashing Dentsu, but maybe they were actually necessary?
    86AnonymousSep 22, 2026 12:01
    Re: #83
    Better a clumsy, above-board operation than a slick one riddled with crime, right? (a nod to Dentsu's Tokyo Olympics bid-rigging scandal)
    85AnonymousSep 22, 2026 12:00
    Why does it look like scribbles, at least write it neatly.
    89AnonymousSep 22, 2026 12:02
    Re: #85
    No no no no, they're clearly writing it to look deliberately handwritten/rough.

    Seriously, is this okay???

    Is a My Number Card required???wwwwwwwwwww ("My Number Card" is Japan's national ID card; strings of "w" are Japanese text-laughter, like "lol")
    114AnonymousSep 22, 2026 12:10
    The Japan you're all picturing only existed up through the era when the Baby Boomers and the Bubble generation were running things. When the "Ice Age" generation (those who graduated into Japan's 1990s–2000s hiring freeze) is in charge, the on-site managers are the "relaxed education" generation, and the workers are Gen Z, of course it turns out like this.
    119AnonymousSep 22, 2026 12:11
    Re: #114
    The workers are volunteer old-timers and people hired through Timee (a Japanese app for same-day gig work).

    Background and Key Points of This Discussion

    The 2026 Asian Games, held in Nagoya, Aichi, is a massive event with a budget of roughly ¥370 billion, but news that its signage was handwritten sparked a wave of reactions on social media. In the thread, opinions split between critics arguing the execution doesn’t match the budget, and defenders arguing that plain, no-frills management carries fewer risks than a flashy operation led by a major ad agency. Note that specific figures for the total budget and the companies involved varied from post to post, and since this is secondhand chatter from 5ch, it should be taken with some caution. Handwritten signage is also a fairly common on-the-spot fix — like swapping out a sign at the last minute — and doesn’t necessarily reflect the overall quality of the event’s management.

    ※This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Nandemo Jikkyo G board) thread “[Image] Korean commenter: “The Asian Games stadium signage is handwritten, I’m dying laughing lol”.”

  • Bicycle Fines and the Police’s Money Problem: 5ch Says ‘No E-Bikes, No Blue Tickets’

    Starting in April 2026, bicycle traffic violations became subject to Japan’s “blue ticket” system (a traffic citation/fine scheme), and the autumn nationwide traffic safety campaign running from September 21 has made publicizing bicycle rules and helmet use its key focus. The source article argues that behind this new system lies something police bureaucrats have wanted for years — turning violations into fines — and, further behind that, the police’s own funding concerns. On 5ch, some commenters see cracking down on reckless cyclists as only natural, while others suspect the real motive is the police padding their enforcement numbers or securing funding. Many also raised questions about fairness in enforcement, pointing to the spread of e-assist bicycles and the fact that riding on sidewalks is effectively tolerated.

    The annual autumn nationwide traffic safety campaign runs from September 21 to 30, and the “Reiwa 8 Autumn National Traffic Safety Campaign Promotion Guidelines” list three priority items — two of which concern bicycles.

    The guidelines state that there is a need to “clearly communicate traffic rules to the public at large, ensure thorough understanding and compliance, and promote the wearing of helmets while riding,” among other points.

    This heavy emphasis on enforcing bicycle traffic rules stems from the fact that, starting April 1 this year, the traffic citation system (the “blue ticket,” which imposes fines) was extended to cover bicycle violations.

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Read the original article here

    2AnonymousSep 22, 2026 09:01
    Yeah, it does sound a bit conspiracy-theory-ish, but it's not totally out there either.
    3AnonymousSep 22, 2026 09:01
    Tax hikes, price hikes, fines —
    all just schemes to skim money off the people.
    The people must unite and take revenge on these money-grubbers.
    5AnonymousSep 22, 2026 09:01
    Compulsory auto insurance (jibaiseki) was supposed to get cheaper, but for some baffling reason it just stayed the same.
    That's exactly what this is about. Japan's decline is due to corruption — and the Finance Ministry is pinning it on old people to cover that up.
    88AnonymousSep 22, 2026 09:31
    Re: #5
    Insurers under the Finance Ministry's jurisdiction can't absorb as many retired bureaucrats anymore (amakudari, the practice of officials landing cushy post-retirement jobs), so those seats probably got passed over to the police instead.
    Likewise, the keirin (bike racing) industry, formerly under the Ministry of Economy, Trade and Industry, opened up to amakudari too — probably in exchange for swapping some of the National Police Agency's own amakudari posts.
    It's amazing that they can sacrifice the vast majority of citizens just because of a handful of cyclists blowing 60+ km/h on public roads — they'll pass a bill that ignores the public without a second thought.
    If they keep racking up violation counts, fewer drivers keep their "gold" (violation-free) licenses, and insurers see their premium income go up.
    If stolen bikes increase too much it's a loss for insurers, but they can recoup it the following year through premiums — though if premiums get too high, people stop signing up, so they're probably policing it just enough to keep it balanced.
    15AnonymousSep 22, 2026 09:05
    Re: #1
    So in the end it's just the police racking up illegal enforcement numbers, huh.

    Cut that crap out already.
    32AnonymousSep 22, 2026 09:12
    Re: #15
    Come on, at least call it "legal" enforcement-number-padding lol
    21AnonymousSep 22, 2026 09:07
    If a cyclist wearing earphones, staring at their phone, blowing through a stop sign, and slamming into a car still gets the car blamed, then yeah — crack down hard.
    28AnonymousSep 22, 2026 09:10
    What they're doing isn't any different from the yakuza.
    40AnonymousSep 22, 2026 09:15
    Re: #28
    That's just what state power is like.
    30AnonymousSep 22, 2026 09:10
    Riding a bike on the sidewalk seems to get a pass.
    Headphones are also fine for now, it seems.
    I have seen people get caught for running red lights, using their phone while riding, and riding two-up.
    39AnonymousSep 22, 2026 09:14
    Re: #30-31
    Given how the law is written, issuing a blue ticket for riding on the sidewalk is essentially impossible.
    Also, the big money-maker for citing bikes is stop-sign violations — once they really start enforcing that, it's going to be rough for cyclists.
    44AnonymousSep 22, 2026 09:16
    Re: #1
    These days it's also gotten harder for the Traffic Safety Association to strong-arm people into "donations," too.
    81AnonymousSep 22, 2026 09:29
    Re: #44
    This happened more than 30 years ago.
    For my first license renewal, I left home without putting the Traffic Safety Association's membership fee in my wallet.
    The woman at the counter absolutely tore into me.
    It felt like a full character assassination.
    "Huh? It's written right there, isn't it?" "Kids these days don't even have common sense." "You don't have this little money in your wallet? Are you a student? What does your parent do for a living? Are you poor?" "There's a credit union right across the street, go withdraw it and bring it back right now!"
    I'll never forget how relentlessly she piled it on.
    46AnonymousSep 22, 2026 09:16
    Go ahead and actively crack down on motorcycle lane-splitting and running past the stop line at red lights too.
    50AnonymousSep 22, 2026 09:18
    Bikes used to be great precisely because you could ride them casually.
    Drunk cycling is now punished just as harshly as drunk driving.
    57AnonymousSep 22, 2026 09:20
    Re: #50
    That's a huge misunderstanding — cyclists took advantage of the lax rules and just didn't care enough about getting in pedestrians' way.
    66AnonymousSep 22, 2026 09:23
    Japan's roads are narrow, so we can't get by unless everyone gives way to each other.
    95AnonymousSep 22, 2026 09:32
    Re: #66
    The roads are narrow, so why do people drive needlessly huge cars?
    68AnonymousSep 22, 2026 09:24
    After they removed illegally parked bikes, the shopping district they cleaned up ended up declining, the end.
    73AnonymousSep 22, 2026 09:26
    Re: #68
    Roadside/car-centered economies tend to thrive more, actually.
    100AnonymousSep 22, 2026 09:33
    Re: #68
    True, there are shopping streets where, if you completely banned bikes, the customers would just disappear.
    69AnonymousSep 22, 2026 09:25
    Re: #66
    Cyclists show zero willingness to give way, though.
    78AnonymousSep 22, 2026 09:28
    Re: #69
    This.
    Cyclists absolutely refuse to stop, don't they.

    Maybe in their minds, stopping means losing.
    83AnonymousSep 22, 2026 09:30
    Re: #78
    Cars don't stop either lol. They come barreling straight out of a store's parking lot onto the road without stopping lol.
    86AnonymousSep 22, 2026 09:30
    Re: #78
    There is something to the "stopping means losing" idea.
    On a bike, accelerating again from even a slight roll doesn't take much energy, but starting completely from zero takes a lot.
    So there's a psychological pull toward not wanting to stop.
    143AnonymousSep 22, 2026 09:54
    Young people are turning away from cars, and old geezers don't rack up violations, so they decided to make money off bikes instead?
    Are they stupid or what.
    149AnonymousSep 22, 2026 09:56
    Re: #143
    There's no denying bicycle violations are bad, so cracking down on that is the right call.
    156AnonymousSep 22, 2026 09:57
    Re: #143
    Follow the Road Traffic Act and you won't lose a single yen.
    178AnonymousSep 22, 2026 10:11
    We used to peacefully coexist on the sidewalk, but it got dangerous because bikes got faster.
    The biggest cause is e-assist bicycles.
    It's a tag team between Japanese manufacturers wanting to sell them and bike shops who can't make money off cheap foreign-made "mama-bikes" (basic utility bicycles).
    That's why they wanted to push bikes onto the roadway.
    181AnonymousSep 22, 2026 10:13
    Re: #178
    It was never peaceful coexistence at all — there was a whole era of bikes ringing their bells nonstop at pedestrians blocking the sidewalk to force their way through.
    184AnonymousSep 22, 2026 10:16
    Re: #178
    True, I do think that without e-bikes, bicycles wouldn't have ended up getting blue tickets.

    Background and Key Points of Debate

    The introduction of blue tickets (traffic fines) for bicycles began in April 2026, expanding a citation system that had previously centered on cars and motorcycles. The reason bicycle-related items dominate this autumn’s national traffic safety campaign priorities is that publicizing this new system is an urgent task. Opinion in the thread split over whether to view the enforcement push as “a natural response to reckless cyclists” or suspect that “securing police funding or padding enforcement numbers is the real motive.” No official figures or documents backing the latter view were presented in the thread — it remains speculation on the part of participants. At the same time, the fact that sidewalk-riding enforcement is essentially difficult, leaving stop-sign violations as the main target of citations, and the argument that the spread of e-assist bicycles is one factor driving the tightened rules, are both points worth keeping in mind when weighing the merits of the new system.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (News Flash+) thread “Behind bicycle traffic ‘fines’ lies the police’s tight finances… the ‘fine-ification’ police bureaucrats long wished for, and where the money goes.”

  • Is Nintendo’s Popularity Slipping? 5ch: ‘If You Want to Make Games, You’d Go Elsewhere’

    A thread on 5ch’s Hardware/Industry (Geha) board asked whether the once-common sentiment of “everyone wants to work at Nintendo” has faded in recent years. Commenters largely agreed that Nintendo remains popular for administrative, general affairs, and legal positions thanks to job stability and high pay, but that anyone aiming to actually develop games would be better off choosing a different company. The discussion then spiraled into a fact-checking battle over claims that Nintendo rarely presents at CEDEC (a major technical conference for game developers), with posters citing actual session titles back and forth — the argument dragged on without either side quite landing a point.

    1AnonymousSep 22, 2026 09:07
    What do you think?
    3AnonymousSep 22, 2026 09:09
    Feels like a couple years ago, the vibe among Japanese students at Todai and Kyodai (Japan's top two universities) was that Nintendo was the number one place everyone wanted to work.
    6AnonymousSep 22, 2026 09:11
    Re: #3
    True.
    Is that not the case anymore?
    58AnonymousSep 22, 2026 10:47
    Re: #3
    What's wild is this whole thing is literally just this guy's personal "feels like it."
    4AnonymousSep 22, 2026 09:11
    It's not like every game creator is dying to work at Nintendo either.
    Reminds me of how every studio supposedly wanted to get bought by Microsoft too.
    7AnonymousSep 22, 2026 09:11
    Re: #4
    Right?
    If you actually want to make games, you'd go to a different company.
    11AnonymousSep 22, 2026 09:13
    I get wanting to work at Nintendo for admin or general affairs roles — it's stable and pays well.
    But if you want to make games, you're better off at another company.
    Of course if you want to develop hardware, Nintendo's your only option — but hardware is machinery, not games.
    70AnonymousSep 22, 2026 11:15
    Re: #11
    There's no company besides Nintendo left where you can develop games with any stability.
    Foreign-owned studios lay people off in a heartbeat.
    And since you can't name a concrete example, this is just made up.
    14AnonymousSep 22, 2026 09:16
    I get wanting to join the legal department, or accounting too.
    But I doubt many people actually want to join the game development division.
    Young people who want to make games today are probably better off at Cygames.
    They're technically advanced, open-source some of their tech, and seem like a company with a healthy culture.
    29AnonymousSep 22, 2026 09:40
    Re: #14
    I'd love to know why you think Cygames is so great.
    17AnonymousSep 22, 2026 09:19
    Re: #15
    That's you talking.
    Nintendo barely shows up at CEDEC, right?
    From a game creator's perspective, I don't think there's any reason to want to join Nintendo other than the good pay.
    48AnonymousSep 22, 2026 10:04
    Re: #17
    Nintendo doesn't present at CEDEC!?
    Whoa lol
    69AnonymousSep 22, 2026 11:15
    Re: #68
    Come on, don't run away — hurry up with that excuse for Re: #17 lol lol lol
    26AnonymousSep 22, 2026 09:38
    Cookie-cutter high production values turned out to look like garbage to customers, which is exactly why indie games grew — yet people still go around calling Nintendo's games glorified pretend-play, which is just dumb.
    You see this a lot: people so fixated on hating Nintendo that their line of attack keeps flip-flopping between "indies succeeded" and "lacks high quality."
    31AnonymousSep 22, 2026 09:42
    Re: #6
    Then again, there's the theory that zero Tokyo-based students actually want to settle down and die in Kyoto.
    106AnonymousSep 22, 2026 11:41
    Re: #31
    Same with Toyota, Japan's No. 1 automaker — you end up living in Toyota City.
    It comes down to choosing between what you want to do and where you want to live.
    34AnonymousSep 22, 2026 09:47
    Nintendo aside, the whole idea of joining a company because you "want to make games" is backwards to begin with.
    If you want to make one, just go make it yourself already, idiot.
    These days you can do that as much as you want — if you're not doing it, you never actually wanted to make anything, you loser.
    50AnonymousSep 22, 2026 10:10
    Re: #34
    Even at Nintendo, unless you're top-tier elite, you can't get in without a portfolio anyway.
    It's less that people aspiring to be creators join — you basically have to already be a creator to get in.
    39AnonymousSep 22, 2026 09:49
    Games like 'Mecha Chameleon' got made by just two developers outside Nintendo, built on PC, and still released on Switch — yet here people are saying "study hard to get into Nintendo" just because they want to put a game out on Switch. That's dumb.
    65AnonymousSep 22, 2026 10:57
    Re: #39
    On social media there's this line of "if you want to work at Nintendo, stop playing games and study for Todai instead" — feels like putting the cart before the horse.
    40AnonymousSep 22, 2026 09:49
    Relax.
    Even Kyodai and Todai grads don't get in easily lol
    41AnonymousSep 22, 2026 09:50
    Re: #40
    Being good at your job doesn't necessarily correlate with being a Kyodai/Todai grad — plenty of weird ones among them too.
    52AnonymousSep 22, 2026 10:21
    It's the company where you're least able to make what you actually want to make, by far.
    53AnonymousSep 22, 2026 10:24
    Re: #52
    That's just your own delusion, isn't it?
    56AnonymousSep 22, 2026 10:33
    Switch 2 list of scapegoats:
    ・The 'Secret Exhibition' (Nintendo Museum)
    ・Mario Kart World
    ・Donkey Kong Bananza
    ・Wheelchair Basketball (game)
    ・Kirby Air Riders
    ・Metroid Prime 4
    ・Mario Tennis
    ・Yoshi
    ・Star Fox
    ・Raiders
    ・A Myriad of Colors (万紫千紅)
    59AnonymousSep 22, 2026 10:48
    Re: #56
    Is that just a list of games you personally have a complex about?
    71AnonymousSep 22, 2026 11:15
    Re: #56
    That's literally all of them lol lol
    67AnonymousSep 22, 2026 11:06
    The conclusion "young people who want to make games today don't want to join Nintendo" comes first, and then the reasoning gets made up afterward to fit it — that's why it all ends up incoherent.
    72AnonymousSep 22, 2026 11:16
    Re: #67
    Because the talented ones just go indie and release stuff themselves.
    82AnonymousSep 22, 2026 11:30
    Ah, there he goes again, flipping into meltdown-to-dodge-the-point mode.
    88AnonymousSep 22, 2026 11:33
    Re: #82
    Actually I want to ask you the same thing — show me the CEDEC session data.
    I've never seen Nintendo's session schedule myself.
    93AnonymousSep 22, 2026 11:35
    First it was "doesn't present" → then "barely presents" →
    What's next, lol
    95AnonymousSep 22, 2026 11:36
    Where exactly does it say "Nintendo" on here???
    https://cedec.cesa.or.jp/2026/timetable/?list=0
    97AnonymousSep 22, 2026 11:37
    Re: #95
    That's just the schedule for the 22nd.
    They have sessions on the 23rd and 24th too.
    103AnonymousSep 22, 2026 11:39
    Re: #102
    Either way, none of it's actually technical content though.
    107AnonymousSep 22, 2026 11:41
    Re: #103
    "Building a World Where Everything Can Be Destroyed in Donkey Kong Bananza — The Voxel Technology Behind the Destruction"


    That's about as technical as it gets, though?

    Background and key points of this discussion

    CEDEC (the Computer Entertainment Developers Conference) is one of Japan’s largest technical conferences for game developers, where companies showcase their development capabilities and recruiting appeal through technical presentations. In the thread, a claim that Nintendo “barely presents” at CEDEC clashed with counterarguments citing actual sessions — including a talk on the voxel technology behind Donkey Kong Bananza — but the disagreement turned out to stem from a simple oversight: one side had only checked the first day’s schedule. It’s also worth noting that what kind of candidate Nintendo looks for varies by job type in new-graduate hiring, and much of the thread’s back-and-forth stayed muddled because it was never clear whether people meant “administrative” roles or “development” roles. As for the premise that “a lot of Todai and Kyodai graduates want to work at Nintendo,” no actual statistics were presented — it should be read with the understanding that it’s based on the original poster’s personal impression.

    ※This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Hardware/Industry [Geha]) thread “The ‘everyone wants to work at Nintendo’ vibe has apparently been destroyed by AI.”

  • Juice=Juice’s Lineup Has Stayed Locked In for Years — 5ch: ‘New Members’ Popularity Matters More Than Graduations’

    A thread on 5ch’s Hello! Project board lit up over the idea that Juice=Juice’s success partly comes down to barely changing its lineup. Since 2022, only two members — Inaba Manaka and Uemura Akari — have graduated from the group, whereas roughly ten members each have cycled through Morning Musume。and ANGERME in the same period, posters noted. But others pushed back, arguing that ‘staying fixed’ isn’t itself the secret — what actually matters is whether new members popular enough to offset the graduates ever join. Opinions were split.

    1AnonymousSep 22, 2026 10:57
    That's exactly why Morning Musume。and ANGERME will never have their moment.
    2AnonymousSep 22, 2026 10:57
    Re: #1
    True.
    More like an 'off-shore' company than an 'Up-Front' one. (a pun on the agency's name, Up-Front — implying it isn't as transparent as the name suggests)
    4AnonymousSep 22, 2026 11:01
    There's been a new member joining almost every year since 2021.
    2024 was the only year without one, and that's just because Kawashima and Irie went on hiatus back to back.
    Even that year Uemura graduated, so honestly the lineup has changed every year since 2019.
    5AnonymousSep 22, 2026 11:02
    And on top of that, the group's whole vibe has stayed consistent since it formed.
    7AnonymousSep 22, 2026 11:03
    Yeah yeah, all thanks to 'suki-amo,' all thanks to 'suki-amo.' (fan slang circulating on the board; exact meaning unclear)
    10AnonymousSep 22, 2026 11:06
    Compared to Momusu and ANGERME, which had a graduating member on practically every tour, Juice's lineup has been pretty fixed lately — but there's still been some change.
    This year is about the only stretch where the lineup stayed put for over a year.
    12AnonymousSep 22, 2026 11:07
    Since touring went back to solo circuit-style shows after COVID in 2022, the only members who've graduated from Juice=Juice are Inaba Manaka and Uemura Akari.
    Meanwhile, here's how many members the other groups have lost in that same span —
    no wonder groups other than Juice=Juice can't sell.

    Momusu (Morning Musume。): Morito, Kaga, Fukumura, Ishida, Ikuta, Haga, Yokoyama, Kitagawa, Makino, Oda
    Angerme: Takeuchi, Sasaki, Kawamura, Jokura, Hashisako
    Tsubaki Factory: Asakura, Yamagishi, Kishimoto, Niinuma, Yagi, Akiyama
    Beyooooonds: Ichioka, Yamazaki, Shimakura, Takase
    Ocha Norma: Tashiro, Ishiguri
    15AnonymousSep 22, 2026 11:09
    Re: #12
    If 'fewer graduations = bigger seller' were really a rule, Ocha Norma should be about to blow up.
    17AnonymousSep 22, 2026 11:11
    Re: #12
    Isn't it more about how long the graduation backlog was before that point?
    13AnonymousSep 22, 2026 11:07
    On the flip side, here's what dooms a group from ever breaking out:
    [Tough] A fixed lineup that isn't selling and can't be shaken up.
    [Tough] A group where new additions are just replacements, not upgrades.
    [Impossible] A survival-audition group that can't even replace the members it loses.
    14AnonymousSep 22, 2026 11:09
    They sold well this year, so they just haven't touched the lineup, that's all lol
    16AnonymousSep 22, 2026 11:10
    Ishiguri and Tashiro left Ocha Norma, but the members who were the backbone of their performances never did.
    18AnonymousSep 22, 2026 11:13
    Beyooooonds has run with the same lineup the whole time, but for some songs
    they still leave the newer members out — wonder if they'll get them polished up before the Budokan show.
    19AnonymousSep 22, 2026 11:13
    Aside from the original members and the ones who moved up from Country Girls, nobody's ever left Juice=Juice.
    Maybe it's just that they got lucky with patience, but I'd honestly believe it if you told me Up-Front engineered this on purpose.
    20AnonymousSep 22, 2026 11:15
    Re: #17
    If you replace graduates with new members in a group where people are already lining up to quit, those new members just join the back of the same line.
    21AnonymousSep 22, 2026 11:16
    If I were running Up-Front, I'd give Reiruru a raise and beg her to stick around for two more years lol (fan nickname, likely blending two members' names)
    22AnonymousSep 22, 2026 11:16
    ANGERME's problem goes back to the start — two of the original S/mileage members quit almost immediately.
    23AnonymousSep 22, 2026 11:18
    Always having a graduating member waiting in the wings is just a momentum-killer.
    26AnonymousSep 22, 2026 11:22
    New members joining is one thing, but graduations happening back to back is another story.
    27AnonymousSep 22, 2026 11:24
    Once a graduation is announced, all the attention inevitably shifts to that member.
    Even new songs end up burning a slot on the outgoing member.
    28AnonymousSep 22, 2026 11:25
    Ocha Norma is the one with real momentum right now.
    They should be pushed harder than Beyooooonds or ANGERME.
    29AnonymousSep 22, 2026 11:25
    Given how anyone who isn't an original member keeps getting phased out, Inoue's probably next.
    30AnonymousSep 22, 2026 11:25
    Somebody's dreaming.
    That dream is never coming true.
    Never, ever.
    31AnonymousSep 22, 2026 11:25
    New members joining aside, graduations are the big thing that kills whatever momentum a group had built.
    Unless you're greedy for a generational handoff to keep the group going another 5 or 10 years, it's better not to force anyone out.
    32AnonymousSep 22, 2026 11:25
    It's not that frequent graduations and additions tank sales —
    the real answer is you won't sell unless the new members who join
    end up popular enough to make up for whoever graduated.
    33AnonymousSep 22, 2026 11:25
    The cleanest way for Juice=Juice to end would be locking in the current lineup and disbanding in about five years.
    Otherwise future members are going to end up even more trapped by the past than the people nostalgic for the original lineup are now.
    35AnonymousSep 22, 2026 11:26
    Juice=Juice took off because they found Dambara.
    37AnonymousSep 22, 2026 11:26
    This is true.
    If you want to build a group up carefully, you can't have a graduation announcement for at least two years or so.
    It immediately makes the atmosphere hostile to new fans joining in.
    39AnonymousSep 22, 2026 11:28
    New members joining is fine — that's addition, not subtraction.
    Someone graduating is subtraction.
    What really hurts is when a popular member who's put in eight or nine years
    building up experience and skill graduates.
    Keep doing that over and over and it gets rough.
    41AnonymousSep 22, 2026 11:29
    Dambara's presence is huge — she'll casually sing a cappella and make you go 'whoa, she's good!'
    44AnonymousSep 22, 2026 11:30
    Re: #41
    If Dambara leaves, can Juice=Juice still sell itself as the group with great singers?
    42AnonymousSep 22, 2026 11:29
    Wasn't it rough for Juice=Juice too when Miyamoto, Takagi, and Kanazawa all left?
    Takagi and Kanazawa weren't even originally supposed to leave when they did.
    46AnonymousSep 22, 2026 11:30
    Re: #42
    Kanazawa stayed with Juice=Juice until she was 26 — that was a planned graduation.
    43AnonymousSep 22, 2026 11:29
    A new member joining is good news, sure,
    but it takes time for them to settle in, so it matters that they join while the group isn't struggling.
    59AnonymousSep 22, 2026 11:37
    I bet everyone's conveniently forgotten how chaotic things got when they got saddled with two members from Country Girls.
    62AnonymousSep 22, 2026 11:39
    Re: #59
    Looking back, that was probably laying the groundwork so fans wouldn't riot when they later poached Inoue Reon from Kobushi Factory.
    Compare that to how Momusu and ANGERME just folded Country Girls members in for the Hello! Project 20th-anniversary restructuring with no real planning behind it.

    Background and Key Points of This Discussion

    Within Hello! Project, every group belongs to the same management company, Up-Front, and as a rule member graduations and additions aren’t disclosed externally until the member announces it themselves. The heart of this debate isn’t really whether an unchanged lineup is itself the reason for popularity, but whether the new members who joined were enough to make up for whoever graduated — a point that a simple ‘staying fixed = success’ argument can’t fully explain. In fact, Juice=Juice hasn’t had the exact same lineup since its formation either; it went through the graduations of popular members like Miyamoto and Inaba and still managed a successful generational handoff, which posters contrasted with ANGERME, said to have struggled under similar circumstances. In other words, the thread leaned toward the view that what matters isn’t whether graduations happen, but how well the group replaces the members it loses. Note that unconfirmed information about a graduation announcement at that day’s live show was also posted, but since it couldn’t be verified, it isn’t covered in this article.

    ※This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Hello! Project board) thread “Isn’t it also because Juice=Juice hasn’t randomly changed its lineup that it sold? Frequent graduations and additions kill sales.”

  • Bungie to Bring Destiny 2 Back as Flagship Title — 5ch: ‘They’ve Basically Admitted Marathon Failed’

    On September 18, 2026, US-based Bungie announced that it will once again position Destiny 2 as one of its main titles, gradually restoring campaigns, locations, and raids that had been placed in the “vault.” Reflecting on its new title Marathon, the company said it “understood the game’s uniqueness, but it didn’t reach as many players as we’d hoped” — a remark widely read as a de facto course correction. On 5ch’s console-wars (ゲハ) board, reactions ranged from welcoming Destiny 2’s survival to jabs at Marathon’s poor performance and sarcasm about Bungie’s development decisions and investment choices.

    The Next Chapter of Bungie

    September 18, 2026 – Poria and Josh

    Hello everyone, this is Poria and Josh.

    Source: bungie.net / Original article here

    2AnonymousSep 22, 2026 06:24
    Yay, now we get to play it again!
    4AnonymousSep 22, 2026 06:26
    -The game was well received from launch, and the players who played Marathon really got what made it unique. But at the same time, it's true we didn't reach as many players as we'd hoped, and we recognize the game needs to keep evolving.

    lol they basically just admitted Marathon fell short of expectations
    5AnonymousSep 22, 2026 06:27
    Wasn't Nishino out here bragging about how well it was doing… weird 🤔
    6AnonymousSep 22, 2026 06:28
    This is hilarious
    they've basically fully admitted Marathon was a huge flop lmao


    and how many Japanese players does Destiny 2 even have anyway lol
    7AnonymousSep 22, 2026 06:29
    Re: #3
    so the policy was basically "we'll fund Bungie, but not Kojima!" huh lol
    8AnonymousSep 22, 2026 06:29
    Just give up on Marathon already
    9AnonymousSep 22, 2026 06:34
    Wake up — you're the only ones (you foreigners) who actually like PvP-focused games
    12AnonymousSep 22, 2026 06:38
    Well, if bringing Kojima in could really turn things around, that should've already happened back in the COD days
    13AnonymousSep 22, 2026 06:39
    Japan Studio's gone, and Japan's online-game crowd (「オンギーズ」, playful slang for "online gamers") is all gone too…
    20AnonymousSep 22, 2026 06:56
    Re: #13
    Remember Astro Bot? Wasn't that supposed to be a GOTY winner?
    14AnonymousSep 22, 2026 06:39
    So they were planning to make Marathon their main focus, but it flopped hard, so now they're changing course
    Sony really saddled itself with a ton of debt from that panic buy lol
    15AnonymousSep 22, 2026 06:40
    Is there anyone here on the console-wars board who's actually happy like "yay, Destiny lives on!"??

    Pretty sure there isn't a single one lol
    16AnonymousSep 22, 2026 06:47
    But the weapon damage just won't go up
    (´・ω・`) *sigh*
    18AnonymousSep 22, 2026 06:53
    Too little too late — everyone already uninstalled Destiny 2 and moved on. And if they still can't let go of that garbage Marathon, it won't last long either — just let it die already.
    21AnonymousSep 22, 2026 06:56
    We'll pay to keep Bungie on life support!
    So Kojima, tough luck, your contract's getting cancelled!
    22AnonymousSep 22, 2026 06:57
    'Keeping Destiny on life support'? That thing's way past just being '10 years old' at this point, lol
    25AnonymousSep 22, 2026 07:00
    Re: #22
    plenty of games have run for over 10 years without any major upgrades, so that's not really something worth attacking them for
    23AnonymousSep 22, 2026 06:58
    They probably got their spirit crushed after being mocked to death over Destiny 2 having more concurrent players than Marathon lol
    24AnonymousSep 22, 2026 06:59
    Yeah, Destiny actually has more players lol
    Marathon really was a massive failure
    27AnonymousSep 22, 2026 07:01
    'Reviving' it by just bringing back content they deleted, lol
    aren't they supposed to be making new content?
    29AnonymousSep 22, 2026 07:02
    With 3+ randoms in your group
    you can actually fight
    solo, it's brutal, exhausting
    there's a hard damage ceiling
    31AnonymousSep 22, 2026 07:03
    They're flailing around so much it's honestly funny lol
    33AnonymousSep 22, 2026 07:06
    The story's really well crafted,
    so it'd be a waste to throw away
    that's basically the reason
    35AnonymousSep 22, 2026 07:07
    "An effort to win back everyone's trust"


    lol that line got me
    37AnonymousSep 22, 2026 07:09
    The most fun part of Destiny was everyone shooting at that Earth hole thing, or whatever it was called
    39AnonymousSep 22, 2026 07:11
    >We have begun work to restore the campaigns, locations, and raids that had been placed in the Destiny 2 vault. These will become playable for all Destiny 2 players.
    40AnonymousSep 22, 2026 07:12
    Re: #1
    😂 now you get why Xbox's Phil Spencer didn't want Bungie, right?
    41AnonymousSep 22, 2026 07:12
    Honestly, this game was never going to suit Japanese players to begin with — the endgame content basically demands voice chat and perfectly synced group timing (like jump rope) lol
    42AnonymousSep 22, 2026 07:13
    BUNGIE + SONY

    what a match made in heaven
    48AnonymousSep 22, 2026 07:18
    [VIP Interview] SIE's Hideaki Nishino
    https://www.famitsu.com/article/202606/77607

    — It's been about a year since you became CEO. How would you assess the PlayStation business's results over this past year?

    Nishino: In terms of the business, PS5 sales reached 16 million units last fiscal year, with strong purchases worldwide — that's a huge achievement. PlayStation Plus has also been performing well, and I feel good momentum there.

    On the content side, third parties released a lot of great titles too. Among our own titles, 'Ghost of Yōtei' was very well received by users, and we also launched 'Marathon,' which I feel a lot of players have been enjoying.
    49AnonymousSep 22, 2026 07:19
    Re: #48
    and yet they kept insisting over and over that Marathon was a success lol
    86AnonymousSep 22, 2026 09:54
    They did a massive round of layoffs on the Destiny team to keep the flopped Marathon on life support, and now, of all things, they're switching to keeping Destiny alive instead — that's insane.
    There's zero logic behind these decisions.
    This is exactly how a company behaves when it's run by internal political maneuvering instead of sense.
    98AnonymousSep 22, 2026 10:39
    Re: #86
    The fact that they're not making Destiny 3 shows Sony's completely lost its appetite for investing in games
    Guess Concord left that much of a scar on them lol
    89AnonymousSep 22, 2026 10:11
    Diablo 4 brought back dungeons from its old games and is having its best season ever because of it,
    so copying that is really the only move here
    92AnonymousSep 22, 2026 10:21
    Re: #89
    Blizzard's been doing incredibly well since Microsoft bought them
    though maybe that just means things were that bad before
    I don't play anything but OW, but it's hard to believe there was a whole funeral atmosphere with everyone counting down to shutdown just a few years ago
    if Diablo's doing well too, that's great to hear

    Background and key points of this story

    Since 2021, Bungie has been setting aside some of Destiny 2’s campaigns, raids, and locations into what it calls the “Destiny Content Vault,” concentrating development resources instead on its next title, Marathon. This latest announcement marks a course correction: after Marathon failed to reach the scale of players Bungie had hoped for, the company is now restoring that vaulted content to Destiny 2. The frequent mentions of Hideo Kojima in the thread actually relate to a separately reported partnership between Sony and Kojima Productions, and it’s easy to mistake them as connected to this announcement when they aren’t. It’s also worth noting, to make sense of the reactions, that SIE CEO Hideaki Nishino had previously spoken positively about how Marathon was received, which is why some commenters are questioning how that squares with this sudden change of direction.

    ※This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Hardware/Industry (Console Wars)) thread “Bungie Is Reviving Destiny 2! Making It a Flagship Title Again — Marathon Also Getting Rebooted.”

  • “Japanese Women Are a Bargain for Foreigners”: Streetwalker Negotiation Sparks Debate on 5ch

    In the hotel district of Kabukicho, Japanese men who approached streetwalkers (“tachinbo”) for negotiations were turned down one after another — while a man who appeared to be Southeast Asian offered 30,000 yen via PayPay and sealed the deal on the spot. A report covering this scene was shared on 5ch’s News Speed+ board and sparked a strong reaction. Against the backdrop of the weak yen, the article describes a phenomenon in which Japanese women appear to be a “bargain” to foreign tourists. Thread comments split between those who blame the price gap on the purchasing-power difference caused by the weak yen, and those who blame it on Japanese men simply being unpopular with women. The thread also touched on going rates in the sex industry and the legal loopholes that make it hard to crack down on foreign customers.

    On a certain weekend, the “tachinbo” (streetwalkers) were standing around as usual in Kabukicho’s hotel district. Known abroad by the term “TACHINBO” as well, among them was one strikingly beautiful woman, wearing an off-the-shoulder dress and chunky platform sneakers.

    One Japanese man after another tried to negotiate with her, but the “deal” kept falling through. Maybe, just maybe, she wasn’t cheap after all.

    As one dejected Japanese man after another retreated, a man who appeared to be Southeast Asian boldly made his move. Using less-than-fluent English along with his smartphone, he declared, “I’ll pay 30,000 yen. Via PayPay,” and the deal was finally struck. When a reporter approached the man as he headed triumphantly toward the hotel, he could barely contain his excitement: “I’m taking her with me right now!”

    Source: news.livedoor.com / Original article here

    3AnonymousSep 22, 2026 10:39
    That's way too broad a generalization
    197AnonymousSep 22, 2026 11:04
    Re: #3
    So true lol
    Making sweeping generalizations just makes you look dumb
    43AnonymousSep 22, 2026 10:48
    Re: #31
    Can anime otaku even afford streetwalkers?
    Anime otaku are socially awkward the world over
    55AnonymousSep 22, 2026 10:49
    Re: #43
    The story goes that a lot of unpopular otaku come to Japan just to lose their virginity
    63AnonymousSep 22, 2026 10:50
    Re: #43
    They're not interested in anything outside 2D to begin with
    Unlike real 3D women, (in their minds) 2D girls never complain, never talk back, and always smile just for them
    92AnonymousSep 22, 2026 10:54
    Re: #43
    Hey, old man
    Not even having a friend who's an otaku with a girlfriend or wife these days — how socially awkward and out of touch can you be?
    85AnonymousSep 22, 2026 10:52
    So this is what "cashing in on inbound tourism" actually looks like
    113AnonymousSep 22, 2026 10:55
    Re: #85
    Countries with weak currencies see prostitution, drugs, and robbery run rampant
    That's obvious if you look at history
    126AnonymousSep 22, 2026 10:58
    It's a weak-yen tourism-nation strategy, after all
    Going exactly as planned
    97AnonymousSep 22, 2026 10:54
    This is the issue
    Even if you push to punish the buyer under the Anti-Prostitution Law, the buyer turns out to be a foreign tourist.
    Depending on who it is, it could turn into a diplomatic incident, and you can't single out just that one person for special treatment.
    This is going to be tough to rein in.
    105AnonymousSep 22, 2026 10:54
    Re: #97
    However you look at it, you've got to arrest the seller, not the buyer
    108AnonymousSep 22, 2026 10:55
    Re: #97
    Foreigners end up not being prosecuted anyway, so in the end you've got no choice but to go after the seller
    115AnonymousSep 22, 2026 10:56
    30,000 yen is cheap lol

    At high-end brothels staffed by AV actresses, double that is the minimum price lol
    128AnonymousSep 22, 2026 10:58
    Re: #115
    Delivery-health (outcall escort) services go for about one "Shibusawa" (i.e. a single ¥10,000 note) per 60 minutes
    158AnonymousSep 22, 2026 11:01
    Re: #115
    They say brothels have fewer customers than before and aren't as profitable anymore
    Won't more of them start accepting foreign customers going forward?
    121AnonymousSep 22, 2026 10:57
    Japanese women really do love foreigners, huh
    142AnonymousSep 22, 2026 10:59
    Re: #121
    Being weak for white guys — same as it was 100 years ago
    154AnonymousSep 22, 2026 11:01
    Feels like there's been a ton of "Japan is finished" articles lately
    170AnonymousSep 22, 2026 11:02
    Re: #154
    Well, that's just what happens when you write the facts
    174AnonymousSep 22, 2026 11:02
    Re: #154
    TV is nothing but "Japan is the greatest" programs, so maybe it balances out?

    Apparently anime, kimono, balls of yarn, and Japanese food are all No. 1 in the world in terms of quality
    160AnonymousSep 22, 2026 11:01
    Isn't it a stretch to talk economics from streetwalkers lol
    200AnonymousSep 22, 2026 11:05
    Re: #160
    It's not a stretch
    Back in the '80s and '90s when Japan had money, Japanese men used to go on organized tours to other Asian countries for sex tourism.
    Now Japan gets treated like a developing country by foreigners
    209AnonymousSep 22, 2026 11:06
    Japanese men have never been popular with women
    Most mixed-race athletes who succeed in sports have a Japanese mother
    218AnonymousSep 22, 2026 11:08
    Re: #209

    【 U . S . I N T E R N A T I O N A L M A R R I A G E D A T A 】 Marriages between white women and Asian men

    ・Japanese men (18.8%)
    ・Korean men (5.3%)

    Most popular foreign languages in the U.S. (by number of exam test-takers)
    #1 Spanish = 7.2 million
    #2 French = 1.44 million
    #3 German = 470,000
    #4 Japanese / Italian = 130,000
    #5 Chinese = 120,000
    232AnonymousSep 22, 2026 11:09
    Re: #209
    This has nothing to do with the thread's topic, but FYI, there are more international marriages involving Japanese men than Japanese women, you know?
    Though I guess idiots wouldn't get that
    225AnonymousSep 22, 2026 11:08
    ・Rich
    ・Good-looking
    ・Tall
    ・Just being seen with him is a flex
    Well, of course women are picky
    230AnonymousSep 22, 2026 11:09
    What does Japan actually beat China at, globally?
    The yen, maybe?
    And anime?
    236AnonymousSep 22, 2026 11:10
    Re: #230
    Food quality and the quality of its people
    Though that doesn't really translate to corporate strength

    Context and Talking Points Behind This Story

    The backdrop is the historic, ongoing weak-yen phase that has continued since 2022. For visitors to Japan, prices in Japan look relatively lower, and reports suggest the same kind of price gap shows up not just in lodging and dining but in sex-industry transactions like the one described in the article. In the thread, opinions were split roughly evenly between explaining the phenomenon as a “purchasing-power gap caused by the weak yen” and attributing it to a domestic factor — “Japanese men simply aren’t popular with women” — without converging on a single answer. One point readers can easily misunderstand is that the exchange of payment for streetwalking itself is not immediately punishable under the current Anti-Prostitution Law; rather, it’s specific acts like soliciting and procuring that are subject to regulation. Because of this, some in the thread pointed out that foreign tourists can more easily avoid prosecution — but this reflects a challenge in how the legal system is applied in practice, not grounds for condemning any particular nationality or individual.

    *This article is compiled as an excerpt and summary from the 5ch (News Speed+) thread “‘To Foreigners, Japanese Women Look Like a “Bargain Product”‘ — Even Japanese Men Negotiating with Streetwalkers Get Turned Down… Why Has Japan Become a “Has-Been”?“