Author: Japan Reacts Editorial

  • Ishin Weighs Taxing Pachinko Winnings, Debate Set for Year-End — 5ch: ‘Let Us Deduct Our Losses’

    Word spread that Japan’s Ishin (Japan Innovation Party) plans to open internal discussions by year-end on a proposal to tighten taxation of pachinko winnings, sparking a lively debate on 5ch’s “Nandemo Jikkyo G” (anything-goes live chat) board. Under tax law, pachinko winnings are technically classified as “occasional income” and are supposed to be declared, but in practice only a tiny fraction of players actually pay tax on them. Commenters were split: some argued that if winnings get taxed, losses should be deductible too; others suspected Ishin was singling out the pachinko industry while pushing to legalize casinos; and some expressed hope the move would curb welfare recipients’ pachinko spending.

    Japan Innovation Party may propose year-end debate on taxing pachinko players’ income

    Under Japanese tax law, pachinko winnings count as “occasional income” — half of net annual profit, after expenses and a ¥500,000 special deduction, is technically taxable — but almost no one actually files a return on it. As part of a broader overhaul of gambling tax rules, Ishin is putting a spotlight on the issue and starting internal discussions aimed mainly at full-time pros and high-volume players. The focus is on tightening identity checks at cash-out and whether losses can be deducted against winnings; the industry is voicing concern, though the impact on casual hobby players is expected to be limited.

    Source: x.com / Original post here

    3AnonymousSep 23, 2026 20:55
    Seems like they're dead set on crushing the industry no matter what.
    6AnonymousSep 23, 2026 20:56
    Winnings? What on earth are those?
    8AnonymousSep 23, 2026 20:56
    Practically nobody actually files for it.
    29AnonymousSep 23, 2026 21:00
    If you're gonna tax the wins, let us deduct the losses.
    31AnonymousSep 23, 2026 21:01
    Re: #29
    Do the loss offset through your tax return.
    40AnonymousSep 23, 2026 21:02
    I'm just receiving gold-plated cards as prizes, that's all 🤔 (referring to pachinko's "special prize" tokens)
    44AnonymousSep 23, 2026 21:04
    Re: #40
    Those are real gold, you know.
    Don't post if you don't know that.
    60AnonymousSep 23, 2026 21:09
    Re: #40
    If you sell that, you'd owe tax on it.
    65AnonymousSep 23, 2026 21:10
    Re: #40
    If that looks plated to you, go see an eye doctor.
    73AnonymousSep 23, 2026 21:12
    Almost nobody wins more than ¥500,000.
    Tax the ball/coin rental fees instead.
    77AnonymousSep 23, 2026 21:13
    Re: #73
    That's already taxed via consumption tax.
    78AnonymousSep 23, 2026 21:13
    Re: #73
    Without loss offsetting, you'll get taxed once the payout tops ¥500,000.
    74AnonymousSep 23, 2026 21:12
    Even-odds payouts are already gone, cash-out minimums are now ¥500+, it's brutal enough — and now taxes on top of that…
    86AnonymousSep 23, 2026 21:16
    Re: #74
    In Tokyo it starts at ¥1,000.
    TUC (the special-prize wholesaler) has been using real gold and silver, so prize values kept climbing, but apparently they've hit a limit and some prizes have switched to fakes this year.
    79AnonymousSep 23, 2026 21:13
    A tax where they can arbitrarily pick who gets targeted, is that really okay?
    That kind of discretion becomes its own form of power.
    81AnonymousSep 23, 2026 21:14
    Re: #79
    Public gambling (horse racing etc.) already works that way and it hasn't caused problems.
    You'd have to be a pretty extreme case to actually get taxed.
    85AnonymousSep 23, 2026 21:16
    Isn't it a good thing if requiring ID lets them track it for tax audits — it could stamp out welfare recipients ("namapo," slang for welfare) playing pachinko?
    90AnonymousSep 23, 2026 21:17
    Re: #85
    There's nothing wrong with welfare recipients playing pachinko.
    94AnonymousSep 23, 2026 21:18
    Re: #90
    Playing is fine, but if you win you have to report it as income.
    91AnonymousSep 23, 2026 21:17
    They should seriously let horse racing bettors offset losses too.
    93AnonymousSep 23, 2026 21:18
    Re: #91
    At the very least they should allow it for bets placed online.
    129AnonymousSep 23, 2026 21:30
    Re: #91
    For online bets, allow loss offsetting; for paper tickets, just deduct a flat 20% before paying out.
    97AnonymousSep 23, 2026 21:19
    Re: #94
    That's a separate issue from not letting them bet at all.
    106AnonymousSep 23, 2026 21:21
    Re: #97
    If reporting becomes mandatory, people will just stop bothering with it, right?
    If welfare recipients stop spending it on pachinko, their quality of life would probably go up.
    107AnonymousSep 23, 2026 21:22
    Re: #106
    Reporting is already required even now.
    112AnonymousSep 23, 2026 21:23
    Re: #107
    Right now, unless city hall staff literally stake it out and catch you in the act, it doesn't get caught.
    The point is it'd be good if they could link it to My Number (Japan's ID system) and trace cash-outs that way.
    108AnonymousSep 23, 2026 21:22
    Don't legalize it!
    Crack down on the cash-out system itself.
    111AnonymousSep 23, 2026 21:23
    Re: #108
    People will just swap it for cigarettes and sell them on Mercari (a flea-market app), so cracking down is pointless.
    109AnonymousSep 23, 2026 21:22
    Unrelated, but I've heard prizes used to be things like ballpoint pens and handkerchiefs — did something go wrong that led to switching to the metal plates?
    126AnonymousSep 23, 2026 21:28
    Re: #109
    Back then there were a lot of small independently-run parlors, and they couldn't afford to spend much on the special prizes they needed in bulk, so a lot of them were pretty cheap and haphazard, I'd guess.
    115AnonymousSep 23, 2026 21:25
    So you're saying they're cashing them in?
    122AnonymousSep 23, 2026 21:27
    Re: #115
    It's an open secret, after all.
    As long as you record just the winnings, you can pay the tax on them.
    They should just require ID verification at both the prize counter and the cash-out shop.
    125AnonymousSep 23, 2026 21:28
    Ishin's probably planning to crush pachinko before the Osaka IR casino opens in 2030.
    130AnonymousSep 23, 2026 21:30
    Re: #125
    Making it subject to taxation basically upgrades it to the status of state-sanctioned gambling, so it'll survive.

    Background and Key Points of This Topic

    Under Japan’s income tax law, pachinko winnings are classified as “occasional income”: half of the amount left after subtracting necessary expenses and a ¥500,000 special deduction from annual profit is subject to tax. In practice, however, only a small fraction of players actually file returns on it, and the cash-out mechanism (the so-called “three-shop system”) has long made the real scale of winnings hard to track. What Ishin is reportedly considering is a plan to tighten taxation mainly targeting full-time players and big winners, with the impact on casual hobbyist players expected to be limited. Within the thread, opinions split between those arguing that losses should be deductible against winnings and those pointing out that a reporting system already technically exists. Some also voiced hope that stricter ID checks at cash-out would curb pachinko use among welfare recipients. It’s worth noting, though, that this is still at the stage of internal party discussion and has not yet taken shape as concrete legislation.

    *This article is compiled and summarized from the 5ch (Nandemo Jikkyo G) thread “[Sad News] Pachinko Tax, Incoming lolololol“.

  • “Honestly, This Popular Manga Is Boring” Ranking Ends With #1 Unrevealed — Poster Says “Thread Got Too Heated”

    A thread titled “Manga readers rank the popular manga that are honestly boring” appeared on 5ch (Nandemo Jikkyo G board). The poster ranked from 10th down to 2nd place, tearing into major hit manga like Chainsaw Man, Slam Dunk, Jujutsu Kaisen, Dragon Ball, YuYu Hakusho, Phoenix, JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure, and One Piece with their own harsh takes. But when it came to the crucial #1 spot, the poster only wrote “Skipping it since things are getting heated” and vanished without ever revealing it. Replies split between readers calling the critiques shallow and those who just enjoyed it as a joke thread.

    1AnonymousSep 23, 2026 20:20
    #10 — Chainsaw Man
    Way too pretentious.
    Fanboys are always going on about how it's "amazing, like a movie, not just a manga" — but if that's the case, just go watch a movie instead of reading manga.
    3AnonymousSep 23, 2026 20:21
    #8 — Slam Dunk

    I'll admit the art is great, but the pacing stays flat the whole way through and never really builds momentum.

    The early chapters can't decide between a delinquent story and a basketball story, it makes no sense that Anzai is treated like some legendary coach, and that scene where the long-haired character has an emotional breakdown — treated as an iconic moment for some reason — left readers completely lost.

    And the ending, where they lose partway through the national tournament, is really just a cancellation ending dressed up as a finale.

    5AnonymousSep 23, 2026 20:21
    #7 — Jujutsu Kaisen

    A manga that does nothing but explain its rules forever.

    Idiots read this and go "whoaaa, so deep and complex!" but it's really just cluttered.

    And even after you painstakingly decode the clumsy explanations, the author keeps retroactively bolting on new rules, so it all feels like wasted effort.

    78AnonymousSep 23, 2026 20:48
    Re: #5
    Bring up the plagiarism accusations first.
    84AnonymousSep 23, 2026 20:55
    Re: #5
    An idiot wouldn't write "forever" like that.
    7AnonymousSep 23, 2026 20:21
    Gotta be Dragon Ball. Art aside, it's just not that fun.
    10AnonymousSep 23, 2026 20:21
    Re: #7
    Shallow take, lol.
    11AnonymousSep 23, 2026 20:21
    #5 — YuYu Hakusho

    A manga that distills everything bad about Jump series into one.
    That "live-in-the-moment energy" (lol)

    It's just the same old Jump trick of stronger and stronger enemies showing up one after another, making the previous ones feel pointless.

    And nobody seems to question why, right when the new arc kicks off, it suddenly turns into a rushed digest-style tournament where some random middle-aged guy who just showed up wins — that bizarre ending somehow never gets criticized.

    In the end it was a manga propped up by fujoshi who only cared about the hot male characters and ignored the story entirely.

    It's a mystery why the author gets hyped up so much online.

    12AnonymousSep 23, 2026 20:22
    #4 — Phoenix (Hi no Tori)

    Fans: "A story that alternates between the future and the past — amazing!!!"
    ↑
    So what? (lol)

    If the story actually connected and came together as a whole, fine, but all it really does is force in a bunch of famous-sounding birds — it's just a loosely tied anthology of short stories.

    14AnonymousSep 23, 2026 20:22
    #3 — JoJo's Bizarre Adventure

    There's barely any story at all.

    Enemy shows up → beat them → enemy shows up → beat them.

    That's literally the entire loop.
    What even is this, a board game?
    And honestly, why don't the enemies ever just gang up and jump the main character's party all at once instead of coming at them one by one?

    30AnonymousSep 23, 2026 20:28
    Re: #14
    > There's barely any story at all.
    > Enemy shows up → beat them → enemy shows up → beat them.
    > That's literally the entire loop.
    > What even is this, a board game?
    > And honestly, why don't the enemies ever just gang up and jump the main character's party all at once instead of coming at them one by one?

    Are you sure you're not thinking of Dragon Ball?
    15AnonymousSep 23, 2026 20:22
    #2 — One Piece

    A manga where every line and every plot beat is way too predictable.
    Every development and exchange exists purely as a setup to deliver a "Don!" sound-effect punchline panel, so the buildup drags on forever.

    Reading this manga feels like watching an endless loop of a Dacho Club comedy skit (a Japanese comedy trio famous for a repetitive running gag).

    24AnonymousSep 23, 2026 20:26
    I mean, taste is taste, but "I don't get why this sells" is a pretty shallow criticism too.
    28AnonymousSep 23, 2026 20:28
    Re: #24
    Never said anything like that.
    I just figure idiots must like it —
    most people out there are idiots anyway, below the median on the college entrance exam scale (hensachi under 50).
    31AnonymousSep 23, 2026 20:28
    Re: #1's mother here.
    My ID has changed, but Re: #1 has passed away.
    Thank you all so much for your special patronage of my son over the years.
    As for the #1 announcement — according to my son's last words, "I hadn't really thought about it."
    I'm sorry for taking up everyone's time, but I hope you'll forgive him.
    32AnonymousSep 23, 2026 20:28
    Re: #31
    Well, if he's dead, nothing to be done about it.
    34AnonymousSep 23, 2026 20:29
    Re: #31
    That's a shame.
    Hope he's doing well even in hell.
    63AnonymousSep 23, 2026 20:42
    Re: #56
    With mental fortitude that weak, he should've disappeared the moment Re: #31 threw him a lifeline.
    33AnonymousSep 23, 2026 20:29
    Writing off something you don't understand as "because they're stupid" is the dumbest take of all.
    42AnonymousSep 23, 2026 20:32
    43AnonymousSep 23, 2026 20:33
    Re: #42
    I actually loved Tsugihagi Hyōryū 🥺 (the manga referenced above)
    46AnonymousSep 23, 2026 20:34
    Is it trendy now to not reveal the #1 pick?
    48AnonymousSep 23, 2026 20:35
    Re: #46
    There's always been a tradition of these joke threads doing that.
    53AnonymousSep 23, 2026 20:37
    Where are all these people taking a recurring joke thread seriously coming from?
    59AnonymousSep 23, 2026 20:40
    Re: #53
    It's all AI, man 👊
    73AnonymousSep 23, 2026 20:46
    Re: #53
    "I'm not like the rest of you" vibes — creepy.
    80AnonymousSep 23, 2026 20:49
    Re: #53
    Unlike you, I'm not glued to Nandemo Jikkyo 24/7, you know.
    56AnonymousSep 23, 2026 20:38
    Skipping #1 since it's getting heated.
    Getting ripped apart is rough on the mental….
    76AnonymousSep 23, 2026 20:46
    I'd love to hear what manga this guy actually likes. Though he'll probably just run away instead of answering.
    82AnonymousSep 23, 2026 20:53
    Re: #76
    Probably something from Monthly Afternoon or whatever.
    85AnonymousSep 23, 2026 21:00
    Karakuri Circus
    Kekkaishi
    Hunter x Hunter
    GS Mikami
    those are the ones I like.
    Sunday feels strong on action-fantasy titles.
    86AnonymousSep 23, 2026 21:01
    Re: #85
    What about Minagawa's works?
    97AnonymousSep 23, 2026 21:13
    If the personal attacks keep going too far, we might have to take this further.
    98AnonymousSep 23, 2026 21:13
    Re: #97
    Look who's talking.
    100AnonymousSep 23, 2026 21:17
    Re: #97
    Just tell us #1 already.
    103AnonymousSep 23, 2026 21:21
    Saint Seiya is #1 by a landslide.
    105AnonymousSep 23, 2026 21:22
    Re: #103
    Probably the Cancer chapter, huh… (the notoriously disliked Gold Saint arc)
    108AnonymousSep 23, 2026 21:30
    109AnonymousSep 23, 2026 21:32

    Background and Talking Points

    Threads formatted as “the XX ranking has finally been revealed” are a recurring gimmick on 5ch, and the Live/Jikkyo boards in particular have seen similar posts pop up again and again over the years. True to form, replies here started questioning it early on, with comments like “where are all these people taking a recurring joke thread seriously coming from?” and “it’s all AI” — a sense quickly spread that this shouldn’t be read as genuine criticism. The poster themselves eventually caved under the backlash, admitting “getting ripped apart is rough on the mental,” and ultimately vanished without ever revealing the all-important #1 spot. Since opinions on these titles come down heavily to personal taste, what really drove the thread’s momentum wasn’t the ranking itself, but whether readers could recognize the "joke-thread" tone for what it was.

    ※This article is an excerpt and summary based on the 5ch (Nandemo Jikkyo G) thread “Manga readers rank the popular manga that are honestly boring — the results are finally in wwwwwwwwwwwwwww.”

  • Kameda Kyonosuke Drops Split Decision to Sebastian Hernandez, the Man Who Gave Junto Nakatani Fits

    In the featherweight 10-round main event of “3150FIGHT11” (September 23, Osaka’s Sumiyoshi Ward Community Center), a card promoted by Koki Kameda, his cousin Kyonosuke Kameda (27) faced Mexico’s Sebastian Hernandez (25) — the man who gave Junto Nakatani serious trouble — and lost by 1-2 decision. Since it was a home fight, opinions on 5channel were split between “he put up a better fight than expected” and “it was one-sided,” with some also questioning the scoring after only one of the three judges had Kyonosuke ahead.

    The boxing promotion “3150FIGHT11,” run by former three-division world champion Koki Kameda (39), was held on the 23rd at Osaka’s Sumiyoshi Ward Community Center.

    In the featherweight 10-round main event, Koki’s cousin and WBA world No. 7 in the division, Kyonosuke Kameda (27, MR), faced WBC world super bantamweight No. 6

    Sebastian Hernandez (25, Mexico), losing a 10-round decision 1-2. He put up a strong fight against a tough opponent, but missed out on a second straight major upset.

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Original article here

    2AnonymousSep 23, 2026 20:03
    Losing a decision on home turf means he must've been getting handled lolololol
    30AnonymousSep 23, 2026 20:22
    Re: #2
    But one judge actually scored it for Kameda
    Even the Kameda fanboy types in the comments seemed rattled by that
    3AnonymousSep 23, 2026 20:03
    You guys keep trash-talking Kameda, but go ahead and actually trade punches with him yourself
    You'd lose on points for sure
    32AnonymousSep 23, 2026 20:22
    Re: #3
    Okay, that's laying it on a bit thick lol
    6AnonymousSep 23, 2026 20:05
    Gotta give him this much: his chin is solid
    61AnonymousSep 23, 2026 20:43
    Re: #6
    Yeah, his facial bones look like they're made of granite
    7AnonymousSep 23, 2026 20:05
    Who's the judge that scored it for Kyonosuke?
    That should be criminal
    9AnonymousSep 23, 2026 20:07
    Oh, this is the guy who was talking smack about Inoue (Naoya Inoue, the undisputed champ)?
    Guess he's not that strong after all
    11AnonymousSep 23, 2026 20:08
    Given the opponent's level, that's a hell of a good showing
    This guy's freakish stamina and toughness make him a nightmare matchup
    12AnonymousSep 23, 2026 20:08
    Featherweight, huh
    Well, that's a deeper division than flyweight or bantamweight at least
    14AnonymousSep 23, 2026 20:09
    Kameda's whole reputation is winning on questionable decisions, so losing one says a lot
    15AnonymousSep 23, 2026 20:10
    Being a boxer stuck with the Kameda surname is rough — guilt by association
    17AnonymousSep 23, 2026 20:11
    It's the #7 guy fighting the #6 guy, so calling either result an upset seems off
    19AnonymousSep 23, 2026 20:12
    If this guy fought Tenshin (kickboxer Tenshin Nasukawa) it'd blow up for all the wrong reasons
    Kids, especially middle and high schoolers, would definitely tune in
    21AnonymousSep 23, 2026 20:13
    He did better than expected
    Definitely stronger than 'Number Three' (the youngest Kameda brother's nickname)
    22AnonymousSep 23, 2026 20:14
    Toughness has always been the Kameda family's calling card
    Though they've got zero punching power lol
    25AnonymousSep 23, 2026 20:15
    Re: #22
    The eldest brother, the only one with any real talent, is the one with the weak chin
    Funny how it never works out
    23AnonymousSep 23, 2026 20:14
    Given their proper weight classes, this result was pretty much predictable
    24AnonymousSep 23, 2026 20:14
    Kyonosuke was actually landing the harder punches
    But they had zero effect
    That guy's toughness is just not normal
    26AnonymousSep 23, 2026 20:16
    He's 176cm tall?
    If he were 10cm shorter this might've gone differently
    27AnonymousSep 23, 2026 20:18
    He's genuinely strong though
    Somebody get this guy a title shot
    37AnonymousSep 23, 2026 20:25
    Some of you are posting nonsense without even watching it
    It was actually a solid fight and the crowd was into it
    He held up pretty well against the same guy who gave Nakatani serious trouble
    39AnonymousSep 23, 2026 20:27
    Re: #37
    He was running away the whole time even while losing
    Don't post if you didn't actually watch it
    42AnonymousSep 23, 2026 20:29
    Re: #39
    Well, that's understandable
    Even by the records, the opponent was already the better fighter going in
    Though I figured he'd get dropped in the later rounds, he actually held up surprisingly well
    49AnonymousSep 23, 2026 20:35
    Re: #42
    'He tried hard' doesn't change anything
    A loss is a loss
    44AnonymousSep 23, 2026 20:31
    Re: #32
    That's the old copypasta that was popular back when the eldest brother was still fighting (´・ω・`)
    60AnonymousSep 23, 2026 20:42
    Re: #44
    Didn't know that
    68AnonymousSep 23, 2026 20:45
    Some people are calling it a good showing, but based on how today's fight actually looked
    I don't think Kyonosuke would win even if they ran it back 10 times
    72AnonymousSep 23, 2026 20:48
    Re: #57
    Idiots assume you're a Kameda fanboy unless you're bashing him
    Just ignore them
    80AnonymousSep 23, 2026 20:52
    Re: #72
    Casual fans are still stuck on the image from over a decade ago
    This fight has nothing to do with TBS or the WBA, and people are still yelling 'fixed fight'
    Time to update your mental database a little, lol
    82AnonymousSep 23, 2026 20:54
    I'm always amazed by his defense of blocking punches with his face
    It's a genuinely novel idea, and the toughness that makes it possible is incredible

    But the gap between the judge who scored it for Kyonosuke and the other two is way too wide
    86AnonymousSep 23, 2026 20:56
    Re: #82
    Whoever scored that fight for Kyonosuke, given how it actually looked, has to be out of their mind
    87AnonymousSep 23, 2026 20:56
    This should've been a clean 3-0, so it was genuinely shocking that one judge had it for Kameda
    Even the ABEMA commentators had clearly given up on the score being competitive and stopped bothering to call who won rounds 9 and 10
    91AnonymousSep 23, 2026 20:58
    Re: #87
    So what?
    That's just how boxing judging always goes
    There's always some judge scoring the exact opposite way, year in and year out

    Background and key points of this discussion

    This bout took place at a self-promoted event in Osaka owned by Koki Kameda himself. His opponent, Hernandez, is a legitimate contender who this year took WBO world minimumweight champion Junto Nakatani to a razor-close decision — though this matchup was fought at featherweight. Since 10-round bouts are scored by three judges, the “1-2” result means only one of the three judges scored the fight in Kyonosuke’s favor. The Kameda family has a history of judging controversies that became a wider social issue during past world title bouts, and that memory is part of why questions about the scoring kept resurfacing in this thread. That said, no reporting has suggested anything improper about this particular decision, and opinions in the thread ranged widely — from “a close fight and a good showing” to “it was one-sided.” The round-by-round scoring breakdown hasn’t been made public, so which view is closer to the truth largely comes down to individual impressions from those who watched the footage.

    *This article is compiled from excerpts and a summary of the 5channel (Geinou/Sports News+) thread “[Boxing] Kameda Kyonosuke Drops Split Decision to Sebastian Hernandez, the Man Who Gave Junto Nakatani Fits.”

  • Anthem Mix-Up Was a ‘Private Contractor’s Fault,’ Organizers Say — 5ch Fires Back: ‘This Is What 370 Billion Yen Buys’

    In the men’s hockey match “South Korea vs. Bangladesh,” held ahead of the opening ceremony of the Aichi-Nagoya Asian Games, an incident occurred in which North Korea’s national anthem was played instead of South Korea’s. At a press conference on the 23rd, the organizing committee explained that the anthem data for every participating country had been saved on the same device, and that the private contractor responsible for playback had sent out the wrong track — and apologized. With other troubles piling up, including major bus delays, criticism spread on 5ch over how the roughly ¥370 billion in total event operating costs was being spent, with comments like “they just keep blaming the contractor” and “isn’t the final check the organizing committee’s job?”

    On the 23rd, the organizing committee addressed the string of troubles at the Asian Games, including the mixed-up national anthem and major bus delays.

    On the 18th of this month, during the men’s hockey match “South Korea vs. Bangladesh” held ahead of the Asian Games opening ceremony, the staff member in charge mistakenly played North Korea’s anthem instead of South Korea’s.

    At the press conference on the 23rd, Deputy Secretary-General Takaaki Osan of the organizing committee explained, “Because the anthem data for all participating countries was saved on the same device, the private contractor mistakenly sent out the wrong one,” and apologized.

    Source: tokai-tv.com / Original article here

    2AnonymousSep 23, 2026 19:16
    More than the repeated blunders, what's really alarming is that TV stations aren't reporting on this.
    5AnonymousSep 23, 2026 19:17
    Nothing but 'it was the private contractor's fault' excuses.
    6AnonymousSep 23, 2026 19:17
    They're really insisting to the end that it's not their fault.
    7AnonymousSep 23, 2026 19:17
    This is what ¥370 billion buys you.
    9AnonymousSep 23, 2026 19:17
    Apparently this is the kind of international games where the signage is hand-written whiteboards done by Timee gig workers. (Timee is a Japanese app for same-day temp/gig work)
    11AnonymousSep 23, 2026 19:18
    What a ridiculous excuse — storing them all together on one device is completely normal.
    13AnonymousSep 23, 2026 19:20
    Why doesn't the person in charge just double-check it?
    14AnonymousSep 23, 2026 19:20
    With so many middlemen skimming their cut, even the part-timers they end up hiring are trash.
    15AnonymousSep 23, 2026 19:21
    It's the organizing committee's responsibility. They're the ones who have to oversee everything. This happened because they left it all to others and didn't rehearse enough.
    17AnonymousSep 23, 2026 19:21
    Shoddy meals and event management spark controversy… Japan's Asian Games organizing committee blames 'certain delegations' instead of itself
    https://news.yahoo.co.jp/articles/23aeec70e873d26a976251bececf84e48101ff99


    If they keep blaming everyone else, they're going to lose everything.
    20AnonymousSep 23, 2026 19:22
    Doing the final check on that is literally your job.
    21AnonymousSep 23, 2026 19:22
    Blaming everyone else, as always.

    Even if you outsource the work, responsibility obviously still falls on the organizers.
    23AnonymousSep 23, 2026 19:22
    Mixing up national anthems at an international event is a basic yet serious mistake. And mixing up South Korea and North Korea of all things is something you absolutely cannot do lol
    24AnonymousSep 23, 2026 19:24
    So they outsource everything, do nothing themselves, but still plan to pocket the biggest paycheck?
    25AnonymousSep 23, 2026 19:24
    Organizing committee: 'We outsourced it all, so obviously it's not our responsibility, idiot!!!'
    26AnonymousSep 23, 2026 19:25
    The fact that you're announcing 'preventive measures' proves it's your responsibility. These guys really aren't taking this seriously.
    28AnonymousSep 23, 2026 19:29
    For people in Nagoya, being 'the one in charge' probably feels like being a feudal lord — all title, no accountability.
    35AnonymousSep 23, 2026 19:34
    Re: #28
    Doing sloppy work and then talking loud to act superior — that's just the local mentality.
    29AnonymousSep 23, 2026 19:29
    Thought we'd seen it all after the Tokyo Olympics, but apparently 'decline porn' still has this much room to grow. Can't wait to see what comes out tomorrow. ('decline porn' = slang for gloating over stories of Japan's perceived decline)
    32AnonymousSep 23, 2026 19:31
    So which private contractor is this, exactly?
    36AnonymousSep 23, 2026 19:35
    Re: #32
    France and China. And on top of that, they've got Timee gig workers running the venues.
    34AnonymousSep 23, 2026 19:33
    No, the point is that the committee itself never did the final check — that's the problem.
    37AnonymousSep 23, 2026 19:36
    If they'd just organized the files by country name, they'd hardly ever mix it up. Of course you'll get it wrong if both anthems are just labeled 'Korean.'
    38AnonymousSep 23, 2026 19:37
    Cheap out on the budget, and you get temp staff to match.
    39AnonymousSep 23, 2026 19:37
    Whatever the blunder, final responsibility lies with the organizing committee.
    40AnonymousSep 23, 2026 19:37
    This is Japan for you.
    43AnonymousSep 23, 2026 19:38
    This is Japan too.
    44AnonymousSep 23, 2026 19:39
    And of course, this is Japan as well.
    46AnonymousSep 23, 2026 19:43
    Same old 'my subordinate did it' routine. Taking responsibility is literally the job of the person in charge. Pathetic.
    47AnonymousSep 23, 2026 19:44
    Doesn't this organization blame 'the private contractor' for absolutely everything? For a public project, 'the subcontractor did it' isn't an excuse. Isn't managing things properly supposed to be your job?
    65AnonymousSep 23, 2026 20:17
    Truth is, even those of us complaining probably couldn't tell South Korea's anthem from North Korea's lol
    70AnonymousSep 23, 2026 20:22
    Re: #65
    It's probably about as easy to tell apart as Tochigi and Gunma prefectures are to someone from Kansai.
    73AnonymousSep 23, 2026 20:25
    Re: #65
    I think the only people who can actually tell the difference are Osakans.
    66AnonymousSep 23, 2026 20:18
    Basically, they had every participating country's anthem saved on one device, and they just clicked the wrong track lol
    68AnonymousSep 23, 2026 20:20
    Re: #66
    I don't think saving them all on one device is a problem in itself — they just needed a double-check at the moment of clicking play.
    74AnonymousSep 23, 2026 20:29
    On the bus thing, I'd say it's half the organizing committee's fault and half the athletes' — the athletes cause delays too, and that creates a chain reaction down the line.
    84AnonymousSep 23, 2026 20:55
    Re: #74
    The athletes aren't at fault — the bus itself was 1 hour 15 minutes late.

    Background and Key Points of This Story

    The anthem mix-up at the hockey venue is said to have happened because the audio for every participating country was stored together on a single device, with a staff member manually selecting and playing each track. Outsourcing the sound and event operations of an international competition to a local private contractor isn’t unusual in itself — the real question is whether this was simply the contractor’s operational error, or a failure of the organizing committee’s oversight in not running a final check. On the thread, the dominant view was that “even if you outsource the work, ultimate responsibility still lies with the organizers,” and there was strong pushback against the organizing committee repeatedly pointing to “the private contractor” in its explanation. At the same press conference, alongside the anthem issue, officials also addressed the major bus delays, suggesting that delays in delegations’ arrivals had a knock-on effect on the whole schedule. Since the event’s total budget is said to run to roughly ¥370 billion, it’s easy for people to link that price tag to dissatisfaction with how the event is being run — though it’s worth being careful not to judge the quality of the operation on the cost alone.

    ※This article is compiled and summarized from the 5ch (Geinou/Sports News+) thread “[Aichi-Nagoya Asian Games] Anthem Mix-Up: Organizing Committee Explains “All Countries’ Data Was on the Same Device, Private Contractor Sent the Wrong One” and Announces Preventive Measures.”

  • “You burn gas just to go buy gas” — Gas station shortage worsens in Hakone, with some driving an hour each way; nationwide stations now under half their peak number

    On September 23, the final day of the Silver Week holidays, reports emerged that a shortage of gas stations has worsened around Hakone, with some residents traveling an hour each way just to fill up. The number of gas stations nationwide has already fallen to less than half its peak, with closures hitting mountainous areas and tourist destinations hardest. In the 5channel thread that picked up the story, voices urging a shift to EVs clashed with more cautious views arguing that charging infrastructure and the power grid can’t keep pace, while debate also broke out over the merits of consolidating depopulated areas into so-called “compact cities.”

    9/23 (Wed) 18:08

    FNN Prime Online

    The five-day Silver Week holiday also comes to an end on the 23rd.

    Source: topics.smt.docomo.ne.jp / Read the original article here

    2AnonymousSep 23, 2026 20:04
    Just order it online, lol
    156AnonymousSep 23, 2026 20:57
    Re: #2
    Knew someone would say that lol
    5AnonymousSep 23, 2026 20:05
    Wouldn't an EV work?
    18AnonymousSep 23, 2026 20:07
    Re: #5
    You gonna carry a generator and a charger around with you?
    44AnonymousSep 23, 2026 20:14
    Re: #5
    Just fit a generator into part of the EV, fill it with gas, generate power, and feed it back into the car — then it'd work as both an EV and a hybrid
    12AnonymousSep 23, 2026 20:07
    There are still plenty near my place, but they're definitely dwindling. And once you head out to the countryside, you see the husks of dead gas stations everywhere
    24AnonymousSep 23, 2026 20:09
    Re: #12
    Those have tanks buried underground, or under the canopy, so they can't just be easily demolished or repurposed
    35AnonymousSep 23, 2026 20:12
    Re: #24
    There are lead and heavy-metal inspections required, so even clearing the site into an empty lot is a huge hassle
    38AnonymousSep 23, 2026 20:13
    Re: #24
    Usually the tank's underground. And because of fire-safety regulations, the upkeep cost of running a gas station is high. Demolition is such a pain that a lot of them just get left standing and turned into used-car lots
    19AnonymousSep 23, 2026 20:08
    Seriously, EV adoption is probably going to spread out from rural areas first — a gas station can only survive if there's enough of a local market for it
    46AnonymousSep 23, 2026 20:14
    Re: #19
    Mitsubishi Motors thought the same and built an electric kei truck for that, but it went nowhere, because the JA farm co-ops also run gas stations — the deeper into the boonies you go, the more firmly JA has the fuel trade locked down
    31AnonymousSep 23, 2026 20:11
    If they're shutting down even with zero competition around, gas stations must just not be that profitable a business
    50AnonymousSep 23, 2026 20:15
    Re: #31
    Gas alone is basically break-even — the real money's in vehicle inspections, tire changes, and car washes
    79AnonymousSep 23, 2026 20:21
    Re: #31
    Tourists don't use the gas stations at mountain resort areas, and they're definitely not getting a wash or a tune-up done there either — so you're left relying on locals, and there just aren't enough of them
    198AnonymousSep 23, 2026 21:19
    Re: #31
    It's basically unprofitable, so bikes and mopeds that only need a small top-up are a flat loss and stations hate serving them
    33AnonymousSep 23, 2026 20:12
    China's developing a battery that charges in 5 minutes for 400km of range, so rural areas are going to end up all-EV
    61AnonymousSep 23, 2026 20:17
    Re: #33
    If that actually happens it'd be an amazing bit of technology, but is it really feasible — safety and practicality included? Even cell phones, which have had decades to improve, still can't go from empty to full in 5 minutes despite fast charging
    39AnonymousSep 23, 2026 20:13
    The era where charging your EV at home is the convenient option is coming soon — especially out in the regions
    45AnonymousSep 23, 2026 20:14
    Re: #39
    Build a power grid that can actually handle that kind of demand and your electric bill is going to skyrocket
    42AnonymousSep 23, 2026 20:13
    Come to think of it, you can't even buy gasoline and pump it in yourself anymore these days — that's honestly less convenient than electric. Well, it's fine for now though
    51AnonymousSep 23, 2026 20:15
    Re: #1
    Take the Noto Peninsula as an example — its population is:

    Wajima City: approx. 27,700
    Suzu City: approx. 13,200
    Noto Town: approx. 15,700
    Anamizu Town: approx. 7,800

    That's only about 64,400 people combined.

    Every municipality on the whole Noto Peninsula put together only adds up to the population of a single city, so we ought to be shrinking the inhabited area and consolidating — building compact cities.

    In a Japan with a shrinking population, there's no need to force gas stations to keep operating at their current numbers.
    54AnonymousSep 23, 2026 20:15
    That's exactly why living scattered across the countryside has hit its limit. Unless people consolidate into towns of a decent size, it's going to become unsustainable. Having a car doesn't mean living alone in a house out in the sticks is fine
    64AnonymousSep 23, 2026 20:17
    Re: #54
    People live spread out because they're farming. If you consolidate them, they can't farm anymore
    55AnonymousSep 23, 2026 20:15
    It'd be great if Honda and Nissan's EVs sold well
    67AnonymousSep 23, 2026 20:18
    Re: #55
    Those would honestly be great for people in places like Hakone who don't drive long distances
    92AnonymousSep 23, 2026 20:25
    It's been raining way too much this month, so the electric bill's probably going to be brutal though
    98AnonymousSep 23, 2026 20:27
    At this point it's basically down to the BYD Seagull (nicknamed "the otter" by fans)
    109AnonymousSep 23, 2026 20:31
    Re: #98
    You'd better hold off — Suzuki and Honda are about to drop kei-car EVs timed like an offside trap
    119AnonymousSep 23, 2026 20:34
    Re: #98
    I'll just buy a Sakura lol
    132AnonymousSep 23, 2026 20:42
    So if you've got a solar charger installed at your standalone house, do the neighbors swarm you begging to borrow it when disaster hits? I've heard even pocket phone chargers get people swarming you for them if word gets out you have one at an evacuation shelter
    139AnonymousSep 23, 2026 20:45
    Re: #132
    You'd get overrun lol
    144AnonymousSep 23, 2026 20:51
    Re: #132
    In the city there's always a certain percentage of scary people who think "I'm in trouble, so everyone around me should help me" — if they find out you have one, they'll come at you with "hand it over." In the countryside there's always a certain percentage of people who want to "take charge and throw their weight around" — if they find out, they'll come at you with "hand it over to everyone"
    155AnonymousSep 23, 2026 20:56
    Why does everyone want to go to a boring mountain like Hakone so badly? You go once and you're over it
    157AnonymousSep 23, 2026 20:57
    Re: #155
    I get Atami, but Hakone isn't really the kind of place you go back to again and again
    159AnonymousSep 23, 2026 20:58
    Re: #155 Re: #157
    Isn't it mostly just people passing through, crossing over the mountains?
    175AnonymousSep 23, 2026 21:05
    I mean, barely anyone even lives there to begin with

    The fact that a place like this still has 4 gas stations just shows how amazing Japan is

    Background and key points of this discussion

    The decline in gas stations comes down to high removal costs — underground tanks are expensive to maintain, and closing a station requires soil surveys including lead and heavy-metal testing. As commenters noted, gas sales alone are barely profitable; stations make their real money on ancillary services like vehicle inspections, tire changes, and car washes, which makes them hard to sustain in mountainous areas and tourist spots with few regular customers. In rural areas, agricultural cooperatives (JA) often double as fuel retailers, creating a structure that a simple switch to EVs wouldn’t fully resolve. Opinion in the thread split between those optimistic about an EV transition and those more skeptical, citing the rising cost of reinforcing the power grid and doubts about fast-charging technology, with debate also breaking out over the pros and cons of consolidating depopulated areas into so-called “compact cities.” Some exchanges involving political labeling have been excluded from this article.

    ※This article is compiled and summarized from the 5channel (News Speed+) thread “‘You burn gas just to go buy gas’ — Gas station shortage worsens in Hakone, with some driving an hour each way; nationwide stations now under half their peak number.”

  • “We Need a Peasant Uprising”: Rice Farmers Battered by Japan’s ‘Flip-Flop’ Agricultural Policy — Next Season a Blank Slate, Farm Closures on Pace for a Nationwide High

    Rice farmers in Fukui Prefecture are in dire straits after the provisional payment (gaisankin) for Koshihikari rice plunged to 17,000 yen per 60 kg — 12,000 yen lower than last year — driven in part by the government’s massive release of stockpiled rice. One farmer says he’s facing a 20 million yen loss. The government has since moved to buy back stockpiled rice, but farmers have responded with anger — “too little, too late” — with some going so far as to say “we need a peasant uprising.” On 5ch, reactions clashed over who’s really to blame for the price collapse: some blamed the farmers themselves, others went after JA (the Japan Agricultural Cooperatives) and wholesalers, while still others argued it’s time to weed out small-scale farms.

    Sept. 22 (Tue), 8:08 PM

    FNN Prime Online

    Last year, in response to soaring rice prices, the government released huge quantities of stockpiled rice. As a result, the provisional payment made to Fukui Prefecture farmers this year has fallen to 17,000 yen per 60 kg of Koshihikari — down 12,000 yen from last year. A rice farmer in Fukui City who cultivates 50 hectares says the situation is dire: “We’re looking at a 20 million yen loss.” The government has now begun buying back stockpiled rice, but farmers are furious, calling the move “too late” and “not enough,” with some using the strong words “we need a peasant uprising.”

    Source: topics.smt.docomo.ne.jp / Original article here

    9AnonymousSep 23, 2026 19:54
    Honestly, rice got so expensive I stopped eating it anyway.
    There are just too many farmers.
    If you wanna quit, quit.
    34AnonymousSep 23, 2026 19:59
    Re: #9
    US rice farmers: 5,500
    Japan rice farmers: 700,000
    US production: 8.7–9.0 million tons
    Japan production: 7.0–7.5 million tons
    Way too many farmers for the output.
    185AnonymousSep 23, 2026 20:17
    Re: #34
    Yeah, we definitely need fewer farmers.
    223AnonymousSep 23, 2026 20:23
    Re: #34
    Places like California barely get rain or snow, though.
    Japanese farmers are stuck with tiny plots AND stretches where they can't even harvest because of rain.
    The climate alone makes it an unfair fight.
    10AnonymousSep 23, 2026 19:55
    Just go play Ikki on the Famicom already (the old peasant-revolt video game).
    18AnonymousSep 23, 2026 19:56
    Re: #10
    27AnonymousSep 23, 2026 19:58
    The supermarket near me had Calrose rice at 1,980 yen for 5kg.
    90AnonymousSep 23, 2026 20:06
    Re: #27
    Around here, a local Grade-A brand rice is 1,980 yen for 5kg.
    275AnonymousSep 23, 2026 20:32
    Re: #27
    If you're not picky about the brand, you can find it for 1,980 yen now too.
    28AnonymousSep 23, 2026 19:58
    A 20 million yen loss sounds exaggerated.
    Part-time farmers would be even deeper in the red.
    178AnonymousSep 23, 2026 20:16
    Re: #28
    I'm a part-time farmer too, and I'm running about a 200,000 yen loss
    not counting my own labor.
    I only farm about 1/100th of that 50 hectares, so
    proportionally it's about the same.
    60AnonymousSep 23, 2026 20:02
    Reading these posts, it's weird how everyone's aiming their anger at the farmers.
    JA and the wholesalers are the real culprits here.
    76AnonymousSep 23, 2026 20:05
    Re: #60
    Because rice farmers were raking in profits from the inflated prices too, just like the crappy wholesalers — and now they're acting like victims.
    88AnonymousSep 23, 2026 20:06
    Re: #60
    Farmers are angry, sure, but someone needs to tell them their anger should be aimed at JA and the wholesalers, not the government.
    100AnonymousSep 23, 2026 20:07
    Middlemen skimming at every level — five layers of wholesalers deep — and the 'vanishing rice'

    124AnonymousSep 23, 2026 20:09
    Rice wholesalers last year

    ↓
    Rice wholesalers last month
    138AnonymousSep 23, 2026 20:11
    It pisses me off that supermarkets are still selling old rice
    and it's new-crop season already.
    147AnonymousSep 23, 2026 20:13
    Re: #138
    By the standard definition,
    Reiwa 7 (2025) harvest rice doesn't count as "old rice" yet.
    157AnonymousSep 23, 2026 20:13
    Re: #138
    Don't you dare buy it!

    Let's crush their shallow little hope of unloading their stock.
    149AnonymousSep 23, 2026 20:13
    Compared to last year, this is an uprising-worthy
    crash in rice prices, alright.

    Though, well, they jacked the price way up before crashing it back down lolwww

    167AnonymousSep 23, 2026 20:15
    Looks like we're headed for a yearly cycle of price spikes and crashes.
    195AnonymousSep 23, 2026 20:18
    Re: #167
    Probably will.
    Rice will just become unstable, and both growing it and eating it will shrink fast.
    216AnonymousSep 23, 2026 20:22
    Re: #167
    As a countermeasure, we'll need to
    buy up huge amounts of California rice to stabilize supply and prices.
    Trump would love that lolwww
    182AnonymousSep 23, 2026 20:17
    It's fine
    even if every paddy run by farms under 3 hectares disappeared,
    rice production could still be maintained
    https://imgur.com/IEcLs3u.jpeg

    All the small paddies can just be abandoned.
    No need to consolidate or repurpose them.
    183AnonymousSep 23, 2026 20:17
    We don't need small-scale farmers, honestly.
    Consolidate the land and just let large-scale farms handle it.
    189AnonymousSep 23, 2026 20:18
    Re: #183
    Sounds like we don't even need to consolidate it Re: #182
    190AnonymousSep 23, 2026 20:18
    Re: #182
    Guess this is the era where inconvenient truths for the establishment just spread across the internet, huh.
    241AnonymousSep 23, 2026 20:25
    Re: #236
    Don't need it ⇒ Re: #182
    186AnonymousSep 23, 2026 20:17
    Because of the rice price surge,
    this is what elementary school lunches in Fukuoka and Yokohama look like now
    https://imgur.com/9UggSsF.jpeg
    https://imgur.com/UgHXkXY.jpeg
    198AnonymousSep 23, 2026 20:19
    Re: #186
    The kids are the ones who suffer.
    I wish they'd scrap the tariffs already so cheap imported produce could come in and kids could actually eat their fill.
    212AnonymousSep 23, 2026 20:21
    Re: #186
    And meanwhile the rice farmers themselves are stuffing their faces with rice, you know?
    226AnonymousSep 23, 2026 20:23
    At least it came out that the stockpiled rice smells so bad it's basically inedible.

    It exposed the LDP and JA's racket, handing out massive tax money
    to people who just rent out storage space without even having proper storage technology.

    Just scrap the whole stockpile system already.
    Rice you can't eat is nothing but garbage.
    232AnonymousSep 23, 2026 20:24
    Re: #226
    Honestly, that's exactly why we should just import the stockpile rice instead.
    233AnonymousSep 23, 2026 20:24
    Re: #226
    The stuff I bought at Aeon was surprisingly edible, though.
    The smell reminded me of the old Showa-era standard rice.

    Background and Key Issues

    At the heart of this article is the volatility of the “provisional payment” (gaisankin), the benchmark price for rice transactions. Gaisankin is an advance payment that collection agents like JA make to farmers at harvest time, later settled based on supply and demand — which means that when the market swings wildly, farmers bear the brunt of it directly. Last year, the government released stockpiled rice in response to soaring prices; this year, the provisional payment has plunged in the opposite direction. In the thread, opinions split between those blaming farmers themselves for the price drop and those criticizing JA and wholesalers’ handling of the situation, with some even endorsing the idea of weeding out small-scale farmers. That said, the article’s claim that “closures are on pace for a nationwide high” isn’t broken down in detail in the original piece, so it’s worth being cautious about drawing a simple causal line between price swings and farmers leaving the industry.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (News Speed+) thread “[Rice] “We Need a Peasant Uprising”: Farmers Battered by “Flip-Flop” Agricultural Policy — Next Season Uncertain… Closures on Pace for Nationwide High“.

  • Rosy Chronicle Voice Training: Hidetaka Sugai’s Fiery Coaching Sparks the Usual 5ch Reaction

    In a voice training video for Hello! Project trainee unit Rosy Chronicle, vocal coach Hidetaka Sugai showed a stern expression while putting the members through their paces, sparking discussion on a 5ch live-commentary thread. Sugai has long been known for his fiery coaching style — famously once making Reina Tanaka cry during practice — and while some in the thread worried it bordered on power harassment (“pawahara”), plenty of others were appreciative, with comments like “I’m grateful he’s coaching them for real” and “the members seem used to it by now.” Some also read it as Sugai lighting a fire under Rosy Chronicle, who currently isn’t seen as a favorite to win.

    4AnonymousSep 23, 2026 19:34
    Not sure a classical-music-style hardass approach to coaching is the way to go
    5AnonymousSep 23, 2026 19:35
    That's toeing the line of getting banned from the industry
    6AnonymousSep 23, 2026 19:35
    Is this the same guy sockpuppeting again, toggling between ID-shown and ID-hidden mode to cover his tracks?
    8AnonymousSep 23, 2026 19:36
    If she could nail it from the start, they wouldn't need you at all, would they?
    10AnonymousSep 23, 2026 19:37
    I get where he's coming from
    Rosy Chronicle's been slacking on this
    43AnonymousSep 23, 2026 19:54
    Re: #10
    If they've been trainees for years and still can't be properly trained, that's on the staff, not them
    12AnonymousSep 23, 2026 19:38
    Haven't seen grumpy Sugai in a while lol, thanks for that, Rosy Chronicle (lol)
    14AnonymousSep 23, 2026 19:39
    Still, isn't Sugai huge though?
    15AnonymousSep 23, 2026 19:39
    Hello! Project's voice training is wild
    watching it right now
    16AnonymousSep 23, 2026 19:40
    Compared to when the trainee unit first formed, Rosy Chronicle's gotten a lot better
    18AnonymousSep 23, 2026 19:40
    He used to be such a sharp, handsome guy back in the day
    19AnonymousSep 23, 2026 19:40
    Is this for real ("gachinko")?
    25AnonymousSep 23, 2026 19:43
    Re: #19
    It is pretty "legit," yeah
    23AnonymousSep 23, 2026 19:42
    Was it Sugai who had them do yodeling?
    24AnonymousSep 23, 2026 19:42
    Grateful he's coaching them for real
    27AnonymousSep 23, 2026 19:44
    Coach Sugai: "Kids these days have lost the ability to express themselves face-to-face — they don't show anger or joy. But these girls are strong."
    https://kizuna.5ch.io/test/read.cgi/morningcoffee/1785241394/1

    https:///www.youtube.com/watch?v=fx46cKNXSF0&t=2m28s

    "When I'm making music with them, I'm not sure we're on the same wavelength."
    28AnonymousSep 23, 2026 19:45


    hide_gabriel.official
    July 7, 2026 — Backstage at Juice=Juice's Ria Matsunaga Birthday Event 2026 @ Zepp Haneda, with Rosy Chronicle's Ayana Murakoshi (one of the trainees). Went ahead and posted it since we took the photo.
    #RosyChronicle #HelloProject *Posted with permission from Up-Front Promotion
    29AnonymousSep 23, 2026 19:46
    [Good News] Akoto Yumigeta: "I asked Coach Sugai, who was mid-rage, 'Can I go grab a sandwich? I'm hungry,' and he just went 'Oh, sure, go ahead'…"
    https://kizuna.5ch.io/test/read.cgi/morningcoffee/1783216108/
    32AnonymousSep 23, 2026 19:46
    Re: #1
    The idol championship showdown begins
    youtu.be/bMDpoI62ZZI
    33AnonymousSep 23, 2026 19:47
    Rosy Chronicle's at the point where everyone just assumes they can't win anyway
    so they need this kind of kick in the pants
    34AnonymousSep 23, 2026 19:47
    Seeing how gentle he was at the EBiDAN audition just recently makes you wonder if Hello! Project members are just more of a handful
    40AnonymousSep 23, 2026 19:51
    Re: #34
    Isn't EBiDAN a boy idol group?
    Guess he's just nicer to guys, dunno
    49AnonymousSep 23, 2026 19:59
    Re: #34
    Do Stardust otaku not get that it's all part of the performance?
    36AnonymousSep 23, 2026 19:49
    This is nothing
    Kamei, who got yelled at for cracking up during the "nyaa" bit, had it way worse
    37AnonymousSep 23, 2026 19:49
    This looks fun
    Can't wait to get home and watch it lol
    39AnonymousSep 23, 2026 19:49
    Is Sugai really that scary?
    If anything I felt some kindness in there
    Feels like he used to grill them way harder back in the day
    42AnonymousSep 23, 2026 19:52
    How's Sugai gonna fix Danson's wooden singing?
    44AnonymousSep 23, 2026 19:55
    Re: #30
    Yumigeta's got that old-school hot-blooded vibe, not like most kids these days
    she's probably Sugai's favorite
    45AnonymousSep 23, 2026 19:56
    Is this a YouTube show?
    55AnonymousSep 23, 2026 20:04
    Re: #45
    Yeah, it's streaming on YouTube
    47AnonymousSep 23, 2026 19:57
    The ones not taking it seriously are the agency that's debuting someone like Danson
    50AnonymousSep 23, 2026 20:00
    Why act surprised now
    Sugai's always been quick to blow his fuse
    67AnonymousSep 23, 2026 20:12
    Re: #50
    He's basically a fairy who gifts skills through his rage-fits
    68AnonymousSep 23, 2026 20:13
    Watching this, the Rosy Chronicle members don't even seem scared at all
    72AnonymousSep 23, 2026 20:14
    Re: #68
    They're used to it
    our girls are well trained
    76AnonymousSep 23, 2026 20:15
    Sugai stopping mid-piano to snap at Reina Tanaka is also famous
    79AnonymousSep 23, 2026 20:17
    Re: #76
    Well, Reina's the one who makes Coach Sugai cry, lol

    Background and Talking Points

    Hidetaka Sugai has served as a vocal coach at Hello! Project for many years, and fans have long passed around stories illustrating both his harsh and human sides — from making Reina Tanaka cry during a lesson to unexpectedly indulging a member who said she was hungry. This video appears to be a clip from a YouTube stream tied to an audition project featuring trainee unit Rosy Chronicle, and the thread title’s “as always” nods to the fact that similar scenes have sparked discussion many times before. While some in the thread worried the harshness crossed into power-harassment territory, the more common reaction was positive — comments like “proof he’s taking it seriously” and “the members aren’t even fazed” dominated. Sugai’s coaching style has become something of a running bit (“rage-fit shtick”) among fans, and the gap between first-time viewers’ reactions and longtime fans’ takes is one of the notable features of this thread.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Hello! Project board) thread “[Good News] Hidetaka Sugai, giving Rosy Chronicle members voice training, gets irritated as always, per usual wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.”

  • “If You Truly Love Her, Looks Shouldn’t Matter” — Man Torn Over Whether to Marry His Unattractive Girlfriend

    A thread on 5channel’s “Nanimo Jikkyo G” board features a poster torn between two women: one he loves but isn’t physically attracted to, and one he finds attractive but hasn’t built a relationship with yet. The relatable dilemma of choosing a spouse when romantic feelings and physical preference don’t line up drew a flood of responses, with opinions clashing head-on between “if you truly love someone, looks shouldn’t matter” and “you can’t ignore appearance, given genetics and the regret you might feel later over your kids’ looks.”

    1AnonymousSep 23, 2026 19:43
    Shouldn't I just marry a woman with a good face instead?
    What do you guys think?
    2AnonymousSep 23, 2026 19:43
    No way, not an ugly girl
    She's ugly, right?
    3AnonymousSep 23, 2026 19:44
    Re: #2
    But I love her

    Even though her breath stinks
    6AnonymousSep 23, 2026 19:45
    Re: #3
    Bad breath AND ugly — that's gotta be a troll post
    Cut it out!!
    7AnonymousSep 23, 2026 19:46
    Re: #6
    Yeah, exactly

    Can't even kiss her without worrying
    4AnonymousSep 23, 2026 19:44
    If you really love someone, her looks shouldn't matter
    5AnonymousSep 23, 2026 19:45
    Re: #4
    Eventually you'll hit a difference in values or something

    And with an ugly wife on top of that, cheating's basically unavoidable
    8AnonymousSep 23, 2026 19:46
    Skip the ugly one
    Having an ugly kid would be way too rough
    11AnonymousSep 23, 2026 19:48
    Re: #8
    Exactly

    Looks are hereditary after all
    10AnonymousSep 23, 2026 19:48
    If you love her, marry her
    If you don't, don't — you'll regret it
    14AnonymousSep 23, 2026 19:48
    Re: #10
    I do love her

    but she's kind of an oddball

    That's part of what makes her interesting, but I feel like it'd wear on me after years together
    15AnonymousSep 23, 2026 19:49
    Obviously go with the cute one
    If she's cute you can forgive anything, and it'll motivate you at work too
    16AnonymousSep 23, 2026 19:50
    Re: #15
    They say you get tired of a pretty face in three days
    17AnonymousSep 23, 2026 19:50
    I dated an ugly girl five years younger who I thought had a great personality, but she had a fatal flaw — couldn't hold a real conversation — so we broke up
    20AnonymousSep 23, 2026 19:51
    Re: #17
    Women are all more or less impossible to reason with, to some degree
    19AnonymousSep 23, 2026 19:51
    Re: #16
    If you get tired of a pretty girl that fast, an ugly one's gonna drive you insane
    23AnonymousSep 23, 2026 19:52
    Re: #19
    Is that so?
    26AnonymousSep 23, 2026 19:53
    Are you confident you could love an ugly kid the same way you'd love a good-looking one?
    29AnonymousSep 23, 2026 19:54
    Re: #26
    Not sure about that

    Never been a parent
    30AnonymousSep 23, 2026 19:54
    Sorry, I'm not quite following
    Ugly, bad personality, so-so body
    VS
    Cute, great personality, sexy


    What exactly are you torn about again?
    35AnonymousSep 23, 2026 19:55
    Re: #30
    I do actually love the ugly one

    With the pretty one, I'd still have to build the relationship from scratch
    33AnonymousSep 23, 2026 19:55
    How ugly are we talking? If it's bad enough to be a real burden on the kid, seriously drop it
    39AnonymousSep 23, 2026 19:56
    Re: #33
    Apparently she's been through a lot of harassment over it and says she hates men
    36AnonymousSep 23, 2026 19:56
    Looks are subjective, sure, but is she ugly even by your standards, OP (thread starter)?
    40AnonymousSep 23, 2026 19:57
    Re: #36
    Ugly by my standards, and everyone around her agrees too
    41AnonymousSep 23, 2026 19:57
    OP seems like a bit of an oddball himself, so I'm skeptical she's really that ugly
    45AnonymousSep 23, 2026 19:57
    Re: #41
    Yeah, I am an oddball, I'll admit

    But I'd like to think my judgment on looks is normal
    51AnonymousSep 23, 2026 20:01
    Re: #11
    If it's hereditary, does that mean you can't love the kid?
    52AnonymousSep 23, 2026 20:01
    Re: #51
    The kid's gonna have a hard life
    61AnonymousSep 23, 2026 20:05
    Re: #52
    Kids who go through hardship grow up kinder, though
    62AnonymousSep 23, 2026 20:06
    Re: #61
    I don't think that's true
    57AnonymousSep 23, 2026 20:03
    What matters is whether being with her is easy
    59AnonymousSep 23, 2026 20:03
    Re: #57
    Being with an ugly girl is easy
    58AnonymousSep 23, 2026 20:03
    You should work on becoming a better man yourself and marry the good-looking one
    60AnonymousSep 23, 2026 20:04
    Re: #58
    We share the same values, the ugly one and me

    I feel like I'll never find anyone who clicks with me like that again
    63AnonymousSep 23, 2026 20:07
    Re: #62
    The ugly girl you're into has probably had her inner charm polished precisely because she's been through hardship, right?
    65AnonymousSep 23, 2026 20:08
    Re: #63
    Her inner self is actually terrible.

    We just happen to like the same stuff
    67AnonymousSep 23, 2026 20:09
    Re: #65
    Huh? Then there's no reason to pick the ugly one
    What is this guy even saying
    69AnonymousSep 23, 2026 20:10
    Re: #67
    It's a niche hobby

    Someone I can actually talk to about it with is rare and precious
    70AnonymousSep 23, 2026 20:10
    Re: #67
    Also, technically, she's my first love

    Maybe I should give up on a girl I fell for back when I couldn't even tell right from wrong yet?

    Background and Key Points of This Discussion

    This kind of “looks vs. personality” dilemma over choosing a spouse is a recurring staple on the Nanimo Jikkyo G board, and it’s worth remembering that the poster’s own assessment of his girlfriend’s looks is entirely subjective — the majority opinion in the thread doesn’t necessarily reflect mainstream values. The thread split mainly along two lines: first, a difference in romantic philosophy — whether genuine affection makes appearance a non-issue, or whether a mismatch in physical taste inevitably leads to a long-term clash of values and a breakdown of the relationship; second, whether it’s valid to choose a spouse based on the premise that a child’s looks are “hereditary.” That second point isn’t backed by any scientific argument — readers should note it’s purely anecdotal, impressionistic reasoning from an anonymous message board. The poster also revealed details about his girlfriend’s inner character, calling her an “oddball” who “hates men,” suggesting the real core of his dilemma isn’t just appearance, but compatibility in the relationship itself.

    *This article is compiled and summarized from the 5channel (Nanimo Jikkyo G) thread “Should I Marry a Girl I Love Even Though She’s Ugly?.”

  • New Fire Emblem Sells Out Everywhere — Genuine Demand or Manufactured Shortage?

    A thread on 5ch’s Hardware/Industry (“Geha”) board reports that Nintendo’s new “Fire Emblem: Bansei Senkou” (lit. “Myriad Purples, Thousand Reds”) for Switch 2 is already turning up as “sold out” or switched over to “October shipment” pre-orders on retail sites like eDion, only a short time after launch. Some posters voiced suspicion that this looks like a manufactured shortage — “it doesn’t feel like it’s selling that well” — while others insisted it’s simply that retailers ordered light stock. The thread turned into a running guessing game about actual sales, using the first-week numbers of previous entries “Three Houses” and “Engage” (both said to be around 150,000 units) as a benchmark.

    It doesn’t seem to be selling all that much, but

    some stores are already showing “sold out” or have switched to October-shipment pre-orders

    Nintendo Fire Emblem: Bansei Senkou [Switch 2] BEEPAACSA

    Source: edion.com / original listing here

    4AnonymousSep 23, 2026 13:32
    A 'holier-than-thou' kind of Emblem, huh (wordplay: 意識他界系 twists 意識高い系, "pretentious type," by swapping in 他界, "passing on") — rough.
    A dud that doesn't hold a candle to Engage or Three Houses.
    63AnonymousSep 23, 2026 14:41
    Re: #4
    If Bansei Senkou counts as 'pretentious,' Three Houses was too.
    5AnonymousSep 23, 2026 13:32
    Went to Bic Camera on release day and panicked — there were only 3 dummy boxes left.
    The special display was completely cleaned out, so I think physical copies are selling decently too.
    40AnonymousSep 23, 2026 14:13
    Re: #5
    There were like 10 Elden Ring dummy boxes,
    but the second I bought one, the clerk suddenly pulled every remaining dummy off the shelf lol
    Guess there was only 1 left in stock.
    11AnonymousSep 23, 2026 13:37
    Setting that aside, it feels like this has been happening a lot lately.
    Not sure if retailers just aren't stocking enough to begin with, though.
    12AnonymousSep 23, 2026 13:41
    Re: #11
    Feels like Bansei Senkou's buzz has grown more after release than it had beforehand. My guess is retailers that stocked it based on how past entries sold on PlayStation didn't order enough for Switch, and now it's outselling expectations and running short.
    22AnonymousSep 23, 2026 13:52
    Re: #11
    Yeah, exactly.
    I go to the game section at an electronics store and see sold-out signs everywhere and think 'wow, business must be booming' — but then I check Famitsu's weekly chart and the numbers are often way lower than I'd expect.
    15AnonymousSep 23, 2026 13:46
    More than 3x Wolverine's numbers = still not exactly a hit (i.e., Wolverine's sales are so weak that even a big multiple of them isn't impressive)
    18AnonymousSep 23, 2026 13:47
    Re: #15
    Fair point.
    Still, even so it'll probably move around 40,000 units.
    There's nothing else out there to play right now.

    …wait, it's a first-party AAA exclusive… s-surely it'll sell at least 40,000… right?
    17AnonymousSep 23, 2026 13:47
    There's no reason to run a manufactured shortage for a piece of software.
    21AnonymousSep 23, 2026 13:50
    Re: #17
    I don't think it's a manufactured shortage so much as retailers just ordering a smaller quantity.
    23AnonymousSep 23, 2026 13:53
    Re: #21
    Well, obviously.
    30AnonymousSep 23, 2026 13:57
    Re: #23
    It's also possible they did order a decent amount and it still sold out because demand was just that high.
    Three Houses and Engage both did about 150,000 units domestically in their first week, so if demand for this one clearly beats that, selling out without a tight supply is plausible.
    Personally I'm guessing around 100,000, though.
    37AnonymousSep 23, 2026 14:08
    It's actually kind of impressive it's still sitting at #5 a full week later.
    42AnonymousSep 23, 2026 14:15
    Re: #37
    Three Houses stayed at #1 for the entire first week.
    It even sold out repeatedly, and whenever it dipped it bounced right back to #1.
    38AnonymousSep 23, 2026 14:08
    It's ranking below Wolverine on US Amazon 😭

    69AnonymousSep 23, 2026 14:50
    Re: #38
    US Amazon has it listed as out of stock, you know.
    45AnonymousSep 23, 2026 14:16
    Talk trash using US Amazon rankings and that boomerang's going to come right back around on GTA6.
    46AnonymousSep 23, 2026 14:18
    Re: #45
    How do you mean?
    48AnonymousSep 23, 2026 14:18
    For reference, Three Houses apparently hit 178,000 units over its first two weeks.

    02./01. [NSW] Fire Emblem: Three Houses # <SLG> (Nintendo) {2019.07.26} (¥6,980) – 35,804 / 178,934 <60-80%> (-75%)
    https://www.resetera.com/threads/media-create-sales-week-31-2019-jul-29-aug-04.133503/
    51AnonymousSep 23, 2026 14:20
    Re: #48
    Factoring in the install base, breaking 100,000 would count as a success, I'd say.
    83AnonymousSep 23, 2026 15:22
    Re: #48
    Not happening, going by the US Amazon ranking trend.
    Looking like a flop so far.

    And with digital code cards already being dumped at fire-sale prices, the download ratio's probably a mess too.
    53AnonymousSep 23, 2026 14:24
    If this had come out on the original Switch it would've sold more.
    Console transitions are always rough.
    54AnonymousSep 23, 2026 14:26
    Re: #53
    FE fans have bought a new console for this series every single time the hardware changed, though.
    58AnonymousSep 23, 2026 14:37
    Re: #54
    Fans alone won't make sales explode.
    With Three Houses, people who don't normally buy games bought it too.
    60AnonymousSep 23, 2026 14:40
    Re: #58
    That's talking about it selling steadily later on, though.
    Even Three Houses didn't explode in sales in its first week.
    64AnonymousSep 23, 2026 14:41
    Re: #58
    That was already 3 years into the console's life, when the install base was huge.
    This one is only 2 years in, so it won't be that easy.
    62AnonymousSep 23, 2026 14:40
    More than 3x Wolverine's numbers = a game for a 'dying village' (slang for a niche title propped up by a small, aging fanbase)
    65AnonymousSep 23, 2026 14:41
    Re: #62
    So then what does that make Wolverine… lol
    66AnonymousSep 23, 2026 14:46
    Re: #60
    Did you forget the spike in interest from the 'Bloody Reunion' trailer?
    Within the FE series, Awakening and Three Houses are outliers — Engage's numbers represent the hardcore base. How far past that the series can pull in casual buyers is what really swings total sales.
    This time, domestically, I'd guess it lands just a bit above Engage. Factoring in the digital download ratio, I don't think it goes much higher than that.
    Compared to how things looked before Three Houses launched, this game's true protagonist has a weaker hook.
    71AnonymousSep 23, 2026 14:51
    Re: #66
    Actually, Engage outsold Three Houses in the first week.
    75AnonymousSep 23, 2026 15:02
    Wasn't Three Houses released about 2 years and 4 months after the Switch launched?
    Bansei Senkou came out only about 1 year and 3 months after the Switch 2 launched, so the gap in install base must be huge.
    80AnonymousSep 23, 2026 15:13
    Re: #75
    Well, both the Switch 2 and its games got pricier too.
    The existence of the Switch Lite [as a cheap original-Switch option] is a big factor as well.
    77AnonymousSep 23, 2026 15:08
    FE's first-week numbers are usually around 100,000 or so.
    I'd think the people stocking shelves know that too.
    78AnonymousSep 23, 2026 15:10
    Re: #77
    Both Engage and Three Houses did around 150,000.
    86AnonymousSep 23, 2026 15:49
    Sony's Wolverine might be headed for a historic sales slump
    https://krsw.5ch.io/test/read.cgi/ghard/1790145789/

    Must be nice having plenty of stock over there lol
    88AnonymousSep 23, 2026 15:56
    Just sit tight and wait for the weekly sales chart (´・ω・`)
    89AnonymousSep 23, 2026 15:58
    Re: #88
    Does physical-only sales data even mean much in this day and age [the Reiwa era, i.e. now]?
    96AnonymousSep 23, 2026 16:56
    Actually, check the link — everything's arriving the day after tomorrow anyway.
    Stock's way oversupplied lol
    102AnonymousSep 23, 2026 18:49
    Re: #96
    Nojima and Joshin [Japanese electronics chains] don't have it, though.

    Background and Key Points of This Discussion

    Both “Three Houses” and “Engage” in the Fire Emblem series are said to have sold around 150,000 units in their first week, and this figure was repeatedly cited in the thread as a benchmark for estimating actual sales. That said, the numbers thrown around in the thread aren’t official weekly sales data from outlets like Famitsu, but rather posters’ own guesses or unofficial tallies sourced from overseas forums, so some caution is warranted. It’s also worth noting that “Three Houses” launched more than two years after the original Switch’s debut, once the console’s install base was already large, whereas this new title arrived only about a year into the Switch 2’s life, while its install base is still growing — meaning a straightforward comparison of unit sales isn’t quite apples-to-apples. Where opinions in the thread split was over whether the in-store shortage is “proof it’s selling well” or simply “the result of retailers ordering conservatively” — both explanations remain circumstantial, and an official weekly sales report will be needed to settle the matter.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Hardware/Industry, “Geha”) thread “Fire Emblem — a manufactured shortage?“.

  • Tatekawa Shiraku Declares Launch of “Shiraku Family YouTube Faction” — Hit 1 Million Subscribers, Get Treated as a Master

    Rakugo performer Tatekawa Shiraku (63) declared on his YouTube channel on the 22nd that he is launching a “Shiraku Family YouTube Faction.” The move comes after criticism over his taking on YouTuber Hikaru (35) as a disciple under the name “Tatekawa Sagishi” spilled over onto his rakugo organization — so Hikaru won’t formally join the Tatekawa school, but will instead be treated as a “guest disciple.” Under the new rules, performers with 1 million-plus subscribers rank as shin’uchi (master), 100,000-plus as futatsume (journeyman), and anyone below that as zenza minarai (apprentice-in-training). On the 5ch Geinou/Sports Breaking News+ board, comments split between mockery of the very idea of ranking rakugo status by subscriber count and renewed questions about Shiraku’s actual skill as a performer.

    Rakugo performer Tatekawa Shiraku (63) updated his YouTube channel on the 22nd. After taking on YouTuber Hikaru (35) — now going by “Tatekawa Sagishi” — as a disciple, criticism flooded in against his organization, the Tatekawa school of rakugo. In response, he declared he would launch a new “Shiraku Family YouTube Faction.”

    With criticism pouring in over Hikaru’s apprenticeship and causing trouble for his organization, Shiraku announced, “This time, I’ve decided to launch the ‘Shiraku Family YouTube Faction.’ Its very first disciple is YouTuber Hikaru — Tatekawa Sagishi.” Hikaru will not formally belong to the Tatekawa school of rakugo, but will instead be treated as a “guest disciple.”

    “Anyone with over 1 million followers already counts as shin’uchi, so they’re allowed to headline a show. Everyone calls them ‘master.’ They can also take on disciples of their own. That’s the requirement for YouTubers. If you’ve got over 100,000 followers, that makes you futatsume. Anyone below that is treated as a rookie — a zenza minarai, an apprentice just starting out.”

    Source: sponichi.co.jp / Read the original article here

    2AnonymousSep 23, 2026 19:28
    Because watching Rei Ranran (annual income of 580 million yen) on YouTube beats watching Peace-kun from Omiya Park any day.
    5AnonymousSep 23, 2026 19:29
    He's totally being played.
    Hikaru's probably laughing about it behind his back.
    7AnonymousSep 23, 2026 19:30
    He wants to be like [Tatekawa] Danshi, but doing it through a YouTuber is just pathetic.
    8AnonymousSep 23, 2026 19:31
    A man who couldn't even measure up to a speck of Danshi's eye gunk (an idiom meaning "not fit to be compared").
    24AnonymousSep 23, 2026 19:35
    Re: #8
    He calls himself Danshi's "greatest masterpiece," you know.
    9AnonymousSep 23, 2026 19:31
    Sounds interesting enough.
    But given what rakugo is, a fleeting subscriber count isn't going to earn real respect —
    it needs a long, accumulated history.
    11AnonymousSep 23, 2026 19:32
    The way he wants to be seen as some wild maverick or renegade outsider is really something.
    14AnonymousSep 23, 2026 19:33
    This is a traditional art that's only survived because it's been passed down for centuries —
    blur the standards like this
    and that's the end of it.
    15AnonymousSep 23, 2026 19:33
    Because of this guy, the Tatekawa school has really gone downhill.
    16AnonymousSep 23, 2026 19:33
    I wish Yanagiya Kyotaro would start a channel.
    I'd subscribe in a heartbeat.
    17AnonymousSep 23, 2026 19:34
    Yeah, not a very funny joke.
    20AnonymousSep 23, 2026 19:34
    Rakugo isn't supposed to be some graveyard for washed-up YouTuber statues like Diet member Gaersy or Hikaru.
    21AnonymousSep 23, 2026 19:34
    Re: #1
    Caving to the backlash, lol.
    Everything about this guy is lame.
    The complete opposite of Danshi.
    22AnonymousSep 23, 2026 19:34
    So now he's playing rakugo-master with a YouTuber?
    25AnonymousSep 23, 2026 19:35
    Honestly I don't even know what Shiraku looks like —
    his name just keeps showing up on the entertainment/sports board.
    26AnonymousSep 23, 2026 19:36
    >>Anyone with over 1 million followers already counts as shin'uchi, so they're allowed to headline a show.

    That's just a popularity contest now.
    Pathetic.
    27AnonymousSep 23, 2026 19:36
    How many followers does he even have himself?
    68AnonymousSep 23, 2026 19:51
    Re: #27
    He's only got 50,000 YouTube subscribers and he's bombing hard.
    78AnonymousSep 23, 2026 19:52
    Re: #68
    Then by his own rule Shiraku's just a rookie apprentice, isn't he?
    28AnonymousSep 23, 2026 19:36
    There's only about 20 people with 1 million-plus subscribers…

    Would that make him No. 20, "Tatekawa Su-shira-ramen-riku"? (a nonsense mashup of his name with "ramen," mocking him for barely scraping in)
    31AnonymousSep 23, 2026 19:38
    Who'd even want to watch such boring amateur rakugo, lol.
    33AnonymousSep 23, 2026 19:38
    Just excommunicate this guy from the Tatekawa school already.
    34AnonymousSep 23, 2026 19:38
    Oh, so he's Danshi's successor, huh~ guess his stage performances must be world-class too then (sarcasm).
    36AnonymousSep 23, 2026 19:39
    There'd be more demand for a couple's channel with the disciple who slept with his wife.
    37AnonymousSep 23, 2026 19:39
    Unlike kabuki, which can do anime tie-ins and the like,
    rakugo's basically got nothing left to offer except "who's performing it" —
    female rakugo performers, foreign rakugo performers, that kind of angle.
    Even calling it "new rakugo," every angle on human absurdity has probably already been done.
    38AnonymousSep 23, 2026 19:39
    If the Chunichi Dragons finish last place, someone gets strung up upside down — I'm looking forward to that (an unrelated running 5ch joke about the baseball team).
    41AnonymousSep 23, 2026 19:41
    Getting the voice actors from Akane-banashi [a rakugo-themed manga/anime] to do it would probably rack up more views.
    44AnonymousSep 23, 2026 19:42
    If disaster zones are where scandal-hit comedians go to "purify" their image, is rakugo now the graveyard for washed-up YouTubers?
    45AnonymousSep 23, 2026 19:42
    Rakugo won't even last another 20 years at this rate.
    46AnonymousSep 23, 2026 19:42
    He's showing way more actual rakugo doing this than he ever does on Shoten [the famous TV rakugo variety show] — so isn't this a good thing?
    47AnonymousSep 23, 2026 19:43
    Same as what happened with "Yone" —
    once people get bored of him, he'll get tossed aside (lol).
    48AnonymousSep 23, 2026 19:43
    Who cares about any of that —
    just stop appearing on TV already.
    49AnonymousSep 23, 2026 19:43
    I was thinking, "what good is the Tatekawa school without Danshi"…

    oh wait, Shinosuke's still there♪
    50AnonymousSep 23, 2026 19:43
    He just wants to be recognized for something, by whatever means necessary.
    74AnonymousSep 23, 2026 19:52
    Ohh, isn't this the kind of stunt that gets you kicked out of the Rakugo Association?
    82AnonymousSep 23, 2026 19:53
    Re: #74
    The Tatekawa school was never part of the Rakugo Association to begin with.
    108AnonymousSep 23, 2026 20:07
    What happens when "Yukkuri" explainer-video channels (slow, deadpan narrated videos) reach shin'uchi rank?
    And 5channel thread-summary channels too.
    109AnonymousSep 23, 2026 20:08
    Re: #108
    Yukkuri Rakugo.

    Background and Key Points of This Story

    The Tatekawa school is a rakugo lineage founded by Tatekawa Danshi after he broke away from the Rakugo Association, and it has its own long history of running the traditional shin’uchi, futatsume, and zenza ranks independently. What makes this case unusual is that those ranking criteria have now been swapped out for YouTube subscriber counts — and reactions on the thread split between discomfort at reducing a traditional art form’s hierarchy to raw numbers, and viewing it as a shrewd, if cynical, bid for attention. Notably, the thread’s focus centered less on whether Hikaru (Tatekawa Sagishi) should have been taken on as a disciple at all, and more on how unusual the subscriber-based ranking system itself is — a nuance that’s easy to miss from the original article’s headline alone. There were also several harshly worded posts mixing criticism of Shiraku’s actual skill with references to his past conduct, but any posts amounting to personal attacks or unverified criminal accusations have been excluded from this piece.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Geinou/Sports Breaking News+) thread “Tatekawa Shiraku Declares Launch of “Shiraku Family YouTube Faction” — 1 Million-Plus Subscribers Get Treated as Master.”