Man Who Dumps Most of His Assets Into a Brokerage Account: 5ch Reacts, “I Hate Money!”

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On 5ch’s News Speed VIP board, a thread by a poster going by “Kasa no Bon” — who claims to have put most of his assets into his brokerage account — was gaining traction. Over stock-price swings following the U.S. midterm elections, posters split on whether to call it the “Trump Shock” or the “Democratic Party Shock,” and anxiety over political gridlock from a divided Congress also became a talking point. At the same time, the thread veered into reports of recovering energy after a good night’s sleep, plans for a drive in his beloved Hustler kei car, questions about NISA investment trusts, and chatter about stocks held by famous individual investors — a laid-back shift from tense asset-management talk to everyday life chat that caught readers’ attention.

What people said

1AnonymousNov 5, 2026 05:10
Me
3AnonymousNov 5, 2026 05:12
The Trump Shock is still coming though?
47AnonymousNov 5, 2026 05:39
Re: #3
Feels weird for Trump's name to be used here
Shouldn't it be the "Democratic Party Shock"?
15AnonymousNov 5, 2026 05:15
What % energy/mental health are you running on right now?
17AnonymousNov 5, 2026 05:15
Re: #15
Slept, so I'm back up to about 80% now
18AnonymousNov 5, 2026 05:16
Re: #17
Whoa, you're doing great! Here you go 🟤 (was gonna hit you with a "Fragment of Vigor" item for a big recovery)
20AnonymousNov 5, 2026 05:18
Re: #18
Was at the level where I needed a "Lump of Vigor," but sleep really is important
21AnonymousNov 5, 2026 05:19
Re: #18
Was at the level where I needed a "Lump of Vigor," but sleep really is important
16AnonymousNov 5, 2026 05:15
Re: #5
You mean you want your assets to shrink?
19AnonymousNov 5, 2026 05:17
Re: #16
Stocks are up since the midterms
23AnonymousNov 5, 2026 05:21
Re: #19
Only for now
With the divided Congress, U.S. bills are going to struggle to pass for the next two years, and that's going to spark panic
Elon Musk's already deleted all his Trump-related posts and run for the hills
26AnonymousNov 5, 2026 05:26
Re: #23
Well, guess we just grit our teeth for about two years
22AnonymousNov 5, 2026 05:21
Re: #20
Be grateful I didn't hit you with Darkrai's Dream Eater move while you were asleep, Bonbi
25AnonymousNov 5, 2026 05:25
Re: #22
Thanks, love it (said in Kansai dialect)
35AnonymousNov 5, 2026 05:31
Taking the car out for a drive (´・ω・`)!?
37AnonymousNov 5, 2026 05:32
Re: #35
Wanted to, but couldn't work up the nerve yet
38AnonymousNov 5, 2026 05:32
Re: #26
It's Trump who's propping up the stock market
Once Trump's out of office, stocks won't keep climbing like this
No telling how far it'll fall today before bottoming out, but after any bounce it'll keep sliding bit by bit
Every bubble pops eventually — same goes for any country
40AnonymousNov 5, 2026 05:36
Re: #38
Stocks tied closely to the real economy are rallying, so other stocks get bought up as a rebalance, meaning something like the S&P 500 probably won't take much of a relative hit
49AnonymousNov 5, 2026 05:40
Weighting-wise I want to go around 60-70% tech and the rest in other stuff
51AnonymousNov 5, 2026 05:41
Re: #49
Buy some FamiChiki too (FamilyMart's fried chicken)
50AnonymousNov 5, 2026 05:40
The S&P 500's up though — so are U.S. stocks bad or not?
52AnonymousNov 5, 2026 05:41
Re: #50
Yeah, it's up as much as +1.7%
66AnonymousNov 5, 2026 05:53
Hey Bon-chan, are you like… one of those?
The type who can live without working?
68AnonymousNov 5, 2026 05:58
Re: #66
I do actually work, you know
73AnonymousNov 5, 2026 06:04
Morning, Kasa-no-Bon!
Lately you've been talking about money a lot…
Hope we get to have some fun chats too!
74AnonymousNov 5, 2026 06:06
Re: #73
Mornin'~
I hate money, I really do!
Wanna talk about something fun
86AnonymousNov 5, 2026 07:06
I drive it so much for my commute it's practically earned its Hustler stripes
Could make it from Nagoya to Nara, easy
87AnonymousNov 5, 2026 07:11
Re: #86
Wanna go for a drive to "Nyara" (playful spin on "Nara")
88AnonymousNov 5, 2026 07:14
Either you're loaded or you're addicted to investing
91AnonymousNov 5, 2026 07:15
Re: #88
Might be addicted, honestly
89AnonymousNov 5, 2026 07:14
Driving the Hustler back to Kyushu for New Year's?
92AnonymousNov 5, 2026 07:16
Re: #89
Nah, bullet train for that one
106AnonymousNov 5, 2026 07:50
I've got about 99.7% of it in there
My savings are about to dip under 100,000 yen so I gotta sell something
108AnonymousNov 5, 2026 08:05
Re: #106
So tuff (cutesy baby-talk spelling of "tough") — I wanna be like this too
107AnonymousNov 5, 2026 07:53
Heading to Nara, nice one (Kansai dialect)
109AnonymousNov 5, 2026 08:06
Re: #107
Nara, nara~ gonna go hang with the deer (wordplay on "Nara" and "if so")
120AnonymousNov 5, 2026 08:16
Re: #109
If I had the money I'd go to Nara too and hang out with Kasa-no-Bon
112AnonymousNov 5, 2026 08:07
Don't you hold any Earth Group, the stock famous individual investor Toshiya Imura holds?
115AnonymousNov 5, 2026 08:12
Re: #112
Whoa, what is this, it's shooting way up
119AnonymousNov 5, 2026 08:15
I don't really get it, I just buy whatever the Nomura rep tells me to, but I'm thinking it's about time to move to an online broker and do it myself
121AnonymousNov 5, 2026 08:18
Re: #119
A NISA investment trust? I'd be wary of Nomura Securities' management fees — online brokers are cheaper, so if you're gonna switch, sooner's better
138AnonymousNov 5, 2026 08:44
Show us your portfolio
140AnonymousNov 5, 2026 08:59
Re: #138
Here ya go
141AnonymousNov 5, 2026 09:00
Claude's super handy

Background and Key Points of This Topic

The back-and-forth in the thread over whether to call it the “Trump Shock” or the “Democratic Party Shock” refers to the “divided” Congress that resulted after the U.S. midterm elections split control between the parties. The idea that this divide will make legislation harder to pass is just speculation from posters, not an official economic term. Likewise, the coexisting views that Trump is propping up the stock market versus that prices will fall once he’s no longer in that role are simply individual posters’ personal takes on the market. With the spread of the new NISA (Japan’s tax-free investment program), more individuals now hold investment trusts and individual stocks through brokerages, so keeping the bulk of one’s assets in a brokerage account is no longer unusual these days. One point readers may misread: the “86%” figure referenced in the title is the thread starter’s own self-reported number, not a verified statistic.

*This article is compiled and summarized from the 5ch (News Speed VIP) thread “Kid who’s got 86% of his assets in a brokerage account lolololololol.”

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