What Should You Serve with Toothless Dad’s Rice Porridge? 5ch Weighs In

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The story

A thread appeared on 5channel’s Newsoku VIP board asking for help finding side dishes to go with rice porridge for a family member who has no teeth. According to the poster, the person in question is their 72-year-old father, who has already grown tired of seasoned nori and furikake (rice seasoning). Suggestions poured in, ranging from standbys like mozuku seaweed and gobo okaka (simmered burdock root with bonito flakes) to tofu, canned fish cooked soft, eggs, and simmered taro. At the same time, opinions on food texture varied widely — some worried burdock root would be too tough to chew — showing just how much “soft enough” differs from person to person when you have no teeth. Several commenters also noted that vegetables in particular require extra prep work.

What people said

1AnonymousOct 29, 2026 20:46
Tried a bunch of things but we've settled on furikake (rice seasoning) — I think he's sick of it though.
Is there anything good I could pick up at the supermarket?
5AnonymousOct 29, 2026 20:48
Porridge isn't really something you throw just anything into…
If it's about adding a side dish, maybe mozuku seaweed?
7AnonymousOct 29, 2026 20:48
Re: #5
Can mozuku actually help him get the porridge down?!
6AnonymousOct 29, 2026 20:48
Re: #4
He can't bite through it
8AnonymousOct 29, 2026 20:49
Maybe pudding on the side, separate from the porridge
9AnonymousOct 29, 2026 20:49
Re: #8
No, I need something that actually goes *with* porridge, please 🙇
10AnonymousOct 29, 2026 20:49
"Gohan Desu Yo" (a popular seaweed paste brand, lit. "It's Rice Time!")
11AnonymousOct 29, 2026 20:50
Re: #10
He already eats that all the time
12AnonymousOct 29, 2026 20:51
Bunsen's gobo okaka (burdock root with bonito flakes) is tasty
It'd probably go well with porridge too
14AnonymousOct 29, 2026 20:52
Re: #12
Isn't burdock root pretty tough though?
13AnonymousOct 29, 2026 20:52
Even if it's not something you can get at the supermarket, you could try all sorts of regional specialty foods
There are a lot of furikake-type souvenir products out there
Just order one online
16AnonymousOct 29, 2026 20:53
Re: #13
I'll take a look later
15AnonymousOct 29, 2026 20:53
Scallop and egg, pan-fried in butter with salt and pepper
17AnonymousOct 29, 2026 20:53
Re: #7
That's what I said, isn't it — add a side dish
There's only so much you can do with porridge alone, so you've gotta switch things up with a side dish or some soup
18AnonymousOct 29, 2026 20:53
Re: #14
It's soft so it should be fine
Texture's kind of like hijiki seaweed
20AnonymousOct 29, 2026 20:55
Tsukudani nori (seaweed simmered in soy sauce), salmon flakes
22AnonymousOct 29, 2026 20:55
Nah, hijiki and burdock root aren't the same texture at all
Though I guess it'd work if you chopped it up really fine
23AnonymousOct 29, 2026 20:55
I'm heading to Seiyu (supermarket chain) tomorrow but I genuinely have no idea what to get
25AnonymousOct 29, 2026 20:56
Anyway, thanks to everyone who's replied
27AnonymousOct 29, 2026 20:59
Tofu, hikiwari natto (cracked-grain fermented soybeans), canned fish (the kind simmered soft enough you can eat the bones)
Egg dishes, potatoes/taro (simmer them well)
Leafy greens — just the tender leaf tips
Beyond that, you really just have to vary things up with seasoning
30AnonymousOct 29, 2026 21:01
Re: #27
Guess I'll try making simmered taro
That's really helpful, thank you 😊
28AnonymousOct 29, 2026 21:00
Couldn't you just use the broth/sauce from whatever side dish you made?
84AnonymousOct 29, 2026 21:18
Just buy kitchen scissors and chop everything up small
Doesn't matter if it's yakisoba or whatever — cut it up fine and serve it with a slightly thickened soup
But make sure you let it cool properly first — without teeth, people feel heat more intensely than the rest of us do
94AnonymousOct 29, 2026 21:20
Rice cooked a little soft works well with curry, chuka-don (Chinese-style rice bowl), or tenshinhan (crab omelet over rice) too
Just make sure to let it cool down properly
101AnonymousOct 29, 2026 21:39
Pickled plum, tsukudani nori, salmon flakes — those are solid choices, honestly
118AnonymousOct 29, 2026 22:15
Tateishi-style vegetable soup
Phytochemical soup
122AnonymousOct 29, 2026 22:41
Thanks, everyone
I'm reading all of this
It's really helpful
133AnonymousOct 29, 2026 23:26
Not saying it goes *with* porridge specifically
But if we're talking nutritious foods you can eat without teeth
Avocado's great
143AnonymousOct 29, 2026 23:27
Re: #133
My 72-year-old dad would never touch something like that
Though I'm a pretty big fan myself

Background and Key Points

A recurring theme in threads like this is that what counts as “soft” varies from person to person, even for the same food. When one poster recommended gobo okaka (burdock root with bonito flakes), another shot back asking “isn’t burdock tough, though?” — the thread settled the question by noting that chopping it finely makes it manageable. In general, soft diets for elderly people require extra steps for fibrous root vegetables and foods like hijiki seaweed — chopping them very small or simmering them for a long time. The thread also raised the point that people without teeth feel heat more intensely than others, with some posters stressing the importance of letting food cool before serving it. While meat, fish, and eggs offer plenty of options, several commenters noted that vegetables need extra preparation, showing that the difficulty varies by food category. This grab-bag of ideas should serve as a practical resource for readers facing the same dilemma.

※This article is compiled and summarized from the 5ch (Newsoku VIP) thread “[Urgent Request] Side Dishes for Rice Porridge That People Without Teeth Can Eat“.

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