Beat Takeshi: “You Need the Guts to Sneak Off Golfing Behind Your Boss’s Back” — Comedian Sounds Off on Post-Retirement Hobbies

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During a segment on Japan’s super-aged society on TV Asahi’s “Beat Takeshi’s TV Tackle,” aired September 20, comedian Beat Takeshi (79) shared his personal views on how to live after retirement. Prefacing his remarks by noting he dropped out of college and has never worked as a company employee, he argued that “unless you have the guts to sneak off golfing or fishing behind your company’s back while you’re still working, it’s hard to keep it up as a hobby after retirement.” On 5channel’s Entertainment/Sports News+ board, this sparked a clash between those who countered that “you can start in retirement as long as you have free time and money” and defenders who argued “if you don’t start while you still have the stamina, you won’t keep it up,” with many users sharing their own experiences of how hard it is to find a hobby in old age.

9/21 (Mon) 15:29

Entertainer Beat Takeshi (79) appeared on TV Asahi’s “Beat Takeshi’s TV Tackle” (Sundays at noon), aired on the 20th, where he shared his personal views on what people should do before retiring amid Japan’s super-aging society.

That day’s episode was billed as a “Thorough Investigation Special: How to Wisely Survive the Super-Aged Society.” At the top of the show, after watching footage of elderly people who keep working even after receiving their pensions just to make ends meet, Takeshi began, “I’ve never really had a proper job, so I honestly don’t get it.” He continued, “I dropped out of college and went straight into show business. But in our world of entertainers, more people end up hitting what would be retirement age than ordinary people do,” he remarked quietly.

Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Original article here

What people said

3AnonymousSep 21, 2026 19:33
I don't think that's true.
10AnonymousSep 21, 2026 19:36
Re: #3
The intensity you had during your working years shapes where you're starting from in retirement, so I kind of get what he means.
4AnonymousSep 21, 2026 19:33
He's never actually worked at a company though — he's been in showbiz his whole life.
5AnonymousSep 21, 2026 19:33
For sales guys, sneaking off to play pachinko during work hours is basically normal.
8AnonymousSep 21, 2026 19:35
My dad said he'd do the Shikoku pilgrimage (the famous 88-temple walking route) once he retired, but the moment he actually retired he turned into a couch potato binge-watching Netflix, and now 5 years have gone by.
9AnonymousSep 21, 2026 19:35
I don't have the connections to round up 4 people for golf anyway.
12AnonymousSep 21, 2026 19:36
I'm turning 60 and retiring next year too. Thanks to the market these past few years, I don't have to worry about money anymore — but seriously, I have nothing to do.
20AnonymousSep 21, 2026 19:44
Re: #12
Just become a condo building manager or something. You can do that job until you're 80.
14AnonymousSep 21, 2026 19:38
He usually says pretty sensible things, but this time I can't agree with him at all.
15AnonymousSep 21, 2026 19:39
Is this about how hobbies you pick up in old age don't stick? Most regular people don't necessarily want to get obsessed with fishing or golf — they just want to enjoy something without worrying about next week's work.
16AnonymousSep 21, 2026 19:39
I don't think anyone actually bothers hiding it from their company.
17AnonymousSep 21, 2026 19:40
Fishing or golf — you can just pick those up anytime as long as you have free time and money.
72AnonymousSep 21, 2026 20:20
Re: #17
Even if you have the time and money, your stamina is gone by then. So don't put off the things you want to do — better to enjoy them while you're young.
18AnonymousSep 21, 2026 19:41
I'd like a hobby my spouse and I can share, like going to the movies together.
19AnonymousSep 21, 2026 19:41
Quite a few men die early after retirement simply because they have nothing to do.
21AnonymousSep 21, 2026 19:44
Well, the type who just keeps listing things they hate or insists they'll never watch/try XX… you guys are gonna stay exactly like that forever.
22AnonymousSep 21, 2026 19:44
Starting a hobby from zero after you've already run out of things to do is tough. Get a head start while you're still working by making time for it.
27AnonymousSep 21, 2026 19:46
I don't get why you'd have to hide golf or fishing from your company in the first place.
38AnonymousSep 21, 2026 19:51
Re: #27
He means you need the kind of passion where you skip work to go fishing, like in "Fishing Fool's Diary" (a classic Japanese comedy franchise about a salaryman obsessed with fishing).
28AnonymousSep 21, 2026 19:46
Well, there are quite a few people who can only validate themselves through work. Even the "Big 3" (Japan's three legendary TV comedians) never actually retired, after all.
30AnonymousSep 21, 2026 19:48
Hobbies cost money too. Do people even have that kind of money after retirement?
35AnonymousSep 21, 2026 19:50
Re: #30
Nope. Older folks who trusted the yen and just kept it in savings are struggling hard because of the weak yen.
51AnonymousSep 21, 2026 20:02
A lot of retirees ride motorcycles up to Hokkaido after they retire, but for most of them it's a one-and-done thing.
55AnonymousSep 21, 2026 20:04
Re: #51
That's fine though, lol. Do you want them coming back every year or something?
56AnonymousSep 21, 2026 20:05
I don't get the logic. I'd understand if he said "make it a hobby while you're still working rather than starting golf or fishing from scratch after you retire," but why does it require the guts to do it behind your company's back?
98AnonymousSep 21, 2026 21:02
Re: #56
His point is: build up a hobby before retirement that you're into enough to skip work for. Do I really need to spell out every little thing?
60AnonymousSep 21, 2026 20:11
Totally get that~ I skip work all the time to go golfing or, uh, to the red-light district.
66AnonymousSep 21, 2026 20:14
Re: #60
That just means guys like you will keep enjoying life after retirement too. It's always the people who say "I'll have plenty of time after I retire, I'll find something to do then" who end up doing nothing.
78AnonymousSep 21, 2026 20:23
It's not really "secret" — I just used my paid leave to go. What does he even mean by "secret"?
80AnonymousSep 21, 2026 20:25
Re: #78
Unless it's a hobby you're passionate enough about to skip work for, you won't be able to keep it up once you have all that free time on your hands.
81AnonymousSep 21, 2026 20:25
Re: #78
Like, for example, telling your boss "I'm off to meet with a client today!" and then actually going golfing.
79AnonymousSep 21, 2026 20:24
Wasn't there a story that around the time Ochiai (baseball legend Hiromitsu Ochiai) first became a "100-million-yen player," he'd actually already made 2 billion yen?
82AnonymousSep 21, 2026 20:27
Re: #79
I know the one where Koji Yamamoto (baseball star) bragged to comedy duo B&B about his 70-million-yen annual salary, only for B&B to already be making 70 million yen a MONTH at that point.
89AnonymousSep 21, 2026 20:41
> "I've never really had a proper job, so I honestly don't get it."

Quite different from a certain Hiroyuki (referring to 2channel founder Hiroyuki Nishimura, known for confidently commenting on everything).
92AnonymousSep 21, 2026 20:46
Re: #89
Then again, being a company employee and being a TV personality aren't that different — you're both moving on a schedule. In terms of being tied down, it's the same thing. It's still work.
94AnonymousSep 21, 2026 20:52
I remember a guy who used to go to the red-light district all the time during work hours.
96AnonymousSep 21, 2026 21:00
Re: #94
You see guys in suits lounging around the waiting room there all the time.

Background and Key Points of This Discussion

Takeshi himself dropped out of college and went straight into show business, so he’s never experienced retirement as a salaried company employee. Precisely because of that background, the thread saw pushback along the lines of “easy for someone who’s never had a real job to say,” alongside defenses arguing that “showbiz is just as bound by shooting schedules as regular company work.” The debate essentially splits into two camps. One is the “guts” argument: that keeping up a hobby after retirement requires the same intensity you’d need to skip work for it while still employed. The other is the counterargument that “you can start in old age as long as you have free time and money” — which itself drew a rebuttal that “stamina declines with age, so putting it off is a bad idea.” Though not mentioned in the original article, various surveys have pointed out that a significant number of older men lose their sense of purpose and see their health decline after retirement, and the thread’s recurring advice to “get a head start on hobbies while still working” echoes that broader context. That said, readers should keep in mind that the specific image of “sneaking off to golf behind your company’s back” is a metaphor rooted in the old Showa-era ethic of the workaholic company man, and doesn’t quite match today’s realities of using paid leave and more flexible working styles.

*This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5channel (Entertainment/Sports News+) thread “Beat Takeshi Shares His Views on Life After Retirement: “Unless You Have the Guts to Sneak Off Golfing or Fishing Behind Your Company’s Back…”.”

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