4 Car Traits That Crack People Up, Like ‘A Kei Car with a White License Plate’

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The story

A thread on the 5ch message board blew up as users listed car traits that make them laugh whenever they spot them — things like “a kei car with a white license plate,” “a Suiyoubi Doushou (TV show) sticker,” “Baby in Car” signs, and “basically any Mazda.” Posters kept piling on with real-life “I know that type” sightings, from white fur draped over the dashboard to telltale patterns in custom license plate numbers. As the discussion grew, opinions split over why some kei car owners deliberately switch to white plates, and over the etiquette of using wheelchair-marked parking spaces.

What people said

1AnonymousSep 21, 2026 08:57
Also:
"Itasha (anime-wrapped cars)"
"A ton of stuffed animals"
4AnonymousSep 21, 2026 09:08
Lancer Evo and Impreza (censored in the post as ラン✕ボ/イ✕プレ✕サ)
Otaku ratio is 150%
Going over 100% means there's a 50% chance there's an otaku in the passenger seat too
But it's telling that it never seems to hit 300% or 400%
7AnonymousSep 21, 2026 09:14
When someone who can clearly walk just fine gets out of a car parked in a disabled parking space
15AnonymousSep 21, 2026 09:24
Re: #7
Probably has a pacemaker
22AnonymousSep 21, 2026 09:33
Re: #7
Internal organ conditions aren't visible from the outside — think dialysis patients
11AnonymousSep 21, 2026 09:21
People who put white fur on their dashboard
13AnonymousSep 21, 2026 09:22
Re: #11
Get it? Because it's 'fur' (dajare pun)
12AnonymousSep 21, 2026 09:21
Another self-proclaimed nationality x-ray vision guy showing up here
16AnonymousSep 21, 2026 09:27
There are people with artificial heart valves who look perfectly healthy but hold a Grade 1 disability certificate
44AnonymousSep 21, 2026 09:57
Re: #16
They can drive just fine but still get 50% off JR train fares
Some people drive to the station, then buy the half-price ticket to travel by train from there
It's honestly a broken system
18AnonymousSep 21, 2026 09:29
Yellow plates look cheap, just unify everything to white plates already
19AnonymousSep 21, 2026 09:32
Why do you have such a grudge against Mazda?
20AnonymousSep 21, 2026 09:32
If it's not in the context of bad manners, it's actually a legendary Showa-era car
Just a fun fact
23AnonymousSep 21, 2026 09:33
People who go 'lol' when they spot one

People checking for 'a kei car with a white plate'
People checking for a 'Suiyoubi Doushou sticker' or 'Baby in Car' sign
People checking whether it's a 'Mazda'
25AnonymousSep 21, 2026 09:33
A beat-up black compact car with full window tinting
A sticker on the back that looks like Ayumi Hamasaki's icon
Fluffy white fur and a thick steering wheel cover on the dashboard
26AnonymousSep 21, 2026 09:34
Eikichi Yazawa's lightning-bolt logo
28AnonymousSep 21, 2026 09:35
'Drive Slowly, Kanagawa'
'Drive Gently, Tokyo'
29AnonymousSep 21, 2026 09:36
Saw a 'Grandma is driving' sticker yesterday
30AnonymousSep 21, 2026 09:36
Not sure if it's nationwide, but there are cars out there embarrassingly swapping just the grille for a Lexus one…
31AnonymousSep 21, 2026 09:36
Lifted suspension, slammed low, GT wing, kangaroo bar
33AnonymousSep 21, 2026 09:38
The plate number is
571
5861
6019
6120
6437
6627
8195
If it's a custom plate with numbers like these, there's a high chance the owner is 'that' type
36AnonymousSep 21, 2026 09:43
Stuff like 8888 or four-of-a-kind numbers is definitely the annoying type too
40AnonymousSep 21, 2026 09:54
Re: #22
If you can just walk around normally, you shouldn't park there
Internal conditions aren't the issue — if walking itself is painful, you shouldn't be driving in the first place
Those spots exist purely to secure enough space for wheelchair users to get in and out
41AnonymousSep 21, 2026 09:55
Has white fur sitting on top of the dashboard
42AnonymousSep 21, 2026 09:56
So a Funky Friday sticker is fine then?
48AnonymousSep 21, 2026 10:11
What's the reason for putting white plates on a kei car?
It just makes the tax higher, right?
52AnonymousSep 21, 2026 10:32
Re: #48
I actually asked someone who did it directly — apparently the yellow plate clashes with their car's color
I almost blurted out, 'You don't care about wearing shoes that clash with your outfit, but you care about that?'
They should just be honest and say they're embarrassed about driving a kei car and want it to look more like a regular one
58AnonymousSep 21, 2026 11:00
Re: #48
Wait, seriously? I thought it was just a one-time fee of about 1,000 yen
I bought a white N-BOX as a business expense and went with white plates so it wouldn't stand out
The Honda dealer never mentioned any of that
55AnonymousSep 21, 2026 10:45
Back in the 360cc kei car era, private-use plates were white too
The format started with things like '88 Shinagawa ka'
59AnonymousSep 21, 2026 11:01
Never even thought twice about whether a kei car had a white plate

Background and Key Points of the Discussion

Kei car license plates are officially required to have a yellow background, but through procedures like the preferred-number system, owners can pay an extra fee to get a white plate instead — and a certain number of owners choose to do so. Meanwhile, parking spaces marked with the wheelchair symbol aren’t reserved exclusively for people with mobility impairments; the permit system also covers people with “internal disabilities” — such as heart or kidney conditions — that aren’t visible from the outside, so judging eligibility by appearance alone is easy to get wrong. In the thread, opinions were split over why kei car owners switch to white plates and over who’s actually eligible to use those parking spots, while the conversation also branched into “I know that type” banter about guessing what kind of car owner someone is based on their stickers and plate numbers.

*This article is compiled as an excerpt and summary of the 5ch (Hello!Project board) thread “4 Cars That Make You Laugh When You Spot Them: “Kei Car with White Plates,” “Suiyoubi Doushou Sticker,” “Baby in Car,” “Any Mazda”.”

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