‘My Boyfriend’s Kanji Is So Weak I’m Losing Interest’ Post Goes Viral — He Even Read ‘Kaijō’ (Doors Open) as ‘Kaiba’ (Horse Feed)

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The story

A post on Girls Channel titled “My boyfriend can’t read kanji and it’s turning me off” became a hot topic on 5channel’s News Speed+ board. According to the poster, her boyfriend misreads 開場 (kaijō, “doors open”) as “kaiba” (which sounds like horse feed), 御霊前 (goreizen, the phrase written on condolence-money envelopes) as “mitama mae,” and 用いる (mochiiru, “to use”) as “yōiru.” When the story was reposted to the thread, sympathy poured in (“no way, couldn’t deal”), but posters soon started confessing kanji they themselves had misread — like 就中 (nakanzuku), 月次 (getsuji), and 重複 (jūfuku/chōfuku) — until the discussion drifted from right-or-wrong readings to “just how ashamed should you feel about not being able to read kanji?”

In mid-June, a topic titled “My boyfriend can’t read kanji and it’s cooling my feelings for him” was posted on Girls Channel and sparked a big reaction.

The original poster is troubled by her boyfriend’s poor kanji reading.

“He often misreads things — like 開場 as ‘kaiba,’ 御霊前 as ‘mitama mae,’ 用いる as ‘yōiru.’ I wonder if he’s just weak with kanji, but I haven’t really said anything about it. Am I overthinking this?”

Source: news.livedoor.com / Original article here

What people said

10AnonymousSep 20, 2026 20:09
If he can at least read 'mitama' right, that's good enough, lol
14AnonymousSep 20, 2026 20:09
Re: #10
Why would he even know 'mitama' in the first place?
28AnonymousSep 20, 2026 20:12
Adults who are "ii toshi shitsu" (typo for "ii toshi shite," meaning "despite being a grown adult") and still write "yutteru" instead of "itteru" (baby talk for "saying") are hopeless
47AnonymousSep 20, 2026 20:14
Re: #28
Lol, "ii toshi shitsu"
81AnonymousSep 20, 2026 20:18
Re: #28
Care to say that in actual Japanese?
34AnonymousSep 20, 2026 20:13
Got mocked for not being able to read 就中 (nakanzuku, meaning "among others/especially")
60AnonymousSep 20, 2026 20:15
Re: #34
Well, it's a pretty unusual reading anyway — it comes from classical Chinese-style kanbun
88AnonymousSep 20, 2026 20:18
Re: #34
Oh my, that's high level
Sounds fun
49AnonymousSep 20, 2026 20:14
I'd been reading 月次 as "tsukiji" at work this whole time — like the fish market — someone could've corrected me sooner…
67AnonymousSep 20, 2026 20:16
Re: #49
Well, it does sound like "tsukinami" (meaning "trite/common")
What an embarrassing guy
52AnonymousSep 20, 2026 20:15
I've sometimes misread 控訴 (kōso, "appeal") as "teiso"
72AnonymousSep 20, 2026 20:17
Re: #52
Once you learn it wrong, it's hard to correct, huh lol
Like reading 重複 as "jūfuku."
96AnonymousSep 20, 2026 20:19
Re: #72
"Jūfuku" isn't actually wrong, you know
137AnonymousSep 20, 2026 20:23
Re: #72
Seems like "jūfuku" is basically accepted now lol
I once corrected someone with "It's chōfuku!" and they pulled out a dictionary — turns out it's fine these days
54AnonymousSep 20, 2026 20:15
Monthly-contract parking lots (月極, correctly read "tsukigime")
The nationwide "Gekkyoku Group" (joking like the misreading is a company name)
107AnonymousSep 20, 2026 20:20
Re: #54
Japan's biggest building owner — "Mr. Teiso" (from the 定礎 cornerstone plaques seen on every building, joked about as if it's one guy's name)
56AnonymousSep 20, 2026 20:15
KAIBA! KAIBA! KAIBA!

65AnonymousSep 20, 2026 20:15
There was an old Kobae chocolate-stick commercial where I think it was Morita from V6 who read it as "ko… kowaza…" and the whole store went awkwardly silent — what was that commercial even about?
117AnonymousSep 20, 2026 20:21
Re: #65
Speaking of Kobae commercials, Yuri Mari used to appear in them back in the day.
"Yuri" there is actress Yuri Nakamura, who passed away recently.
68AnonymousSep 20, 2026 20:16
The charm of people who can barely read kanji but get super picky about how to pronounce Iwo Jima (硫黄島)
87AnonymousSep 20, 2026 20:18
Re: #68
The US Navy's amphibious assault ship is literally named "Iwo Jima," so don't get so worked up about it
75AnonymousSep 20, 2026 20:17
There's no such thing as being "strong" or "weak" at Japanese — it's just a language
79AnonymousSep 20, 2026 20:18
Re: #75
But don't people say things like "strong in Japanese class" or "weak at math"?
83AnonymousSep 20, 2026 20:18
Some people call South Korea's Incheon Airport "Nigawa," but in Japanese it's actually read "Jinsen"
162AnonymousSep 20, 2026 20:25
Re: #83
The place with the Hanshin Racecourse is the real "Nigawa"
90AnonymousSep 20, 2026 20:18
He can read "mitama" correctly?
And yet he can't handle 開場 as anything but "kaiba"? No way that's true
108AnonymousSep 20, 2026 20:20
Re: #90
"Kaijō" (doors open) and "kaien" (show starts) usually come as a pair, so
I wonder how he read "kaien"
106AnonymousSep 20, 2026 20:20
"Maeba" for 前場 (the morning trading session)
"Oishō" for 追証 (a margin call)
127AnonymousSep 20, 2026 20:21
Re: #106
Is "oishō" even the official reading?
People saying "keitsune" for 経常 (meaning "recurring/ordinary") don't make sense to me either
112AnonymousSep 20, 2026 20:20
You can graduate college and still become an announcer at a major TV network even without being able to read 旧中山道 (Kyū-Nakasendō), so don't sweat it.
132AnonymousSep 20, 2026 20:22
Re: #112
"Ichinichi-jū"… "yamamichi"
113AnonymousSep 20, 2026 20:20
People who do that weird conversion where things end in "~itteru wa"
or
people who answer "Did you eat breakfast?" with "I had a sandwich" — I want to keep my distance from people like that.
145AnonymousSep 20, 2026 20:23
Re: #113
"Did you eat breakfast?" — "I had a sandwich."

There's nothing wrong with that.
Are you an idiot?
154AnonymousSep 20, 2026 20:23
The annoying thing is, once the number of people who can't read kanji passes a certain point, the ones who CAN read it correctly start getting treated like the weird ones, lol
160AnonymousSep 20, 2026 20:25
Re: #154
That seriously gives me the "confused space cat" face lol (a popular reaction meme for bewildered confusion)
173AnonymousSep 20, 2026 20:25
Re: #154
These days there are actually more people who read 他人事 as "taningoto" than the traditionally correct "hitogoto"

Background and Key Points of This Topic

The original source is an advice post on Girls Channel, and it’s worth noting that 5channel is only relaying it secondhand. In the thread, some pointed out that reading 重複 as “jūfuku” is actually accepted in dictionaries — an example of a reading long dismissed as a “mistake” turning out to be within acceptable range. How well someone reads kanji tends to vary with age and job-related experience, and growing reliance on smartphone auto-conversion — which cuts down on chances to actually write by hand — is likely part of the background, though the thread itself doesn’t dig into that. Note that a few comments crudely equated “can’t read kanji” with a general lack of ability, and those posts have been excluded from this article.

※This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5channel (News Speed+) thread “Post About Boyfriend’s ‘Kanji Too Weak’ Goes Viral — Misreads ‘Kaijō’ as ‘Kaiba,’ ‘Goreizen’ as ‘Mitama Mae,’ Draws ‘No Way I Could Deal With That’ Comments.”

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