PS5’s Marvel’s Wolverine Slammed for “Fart Guideline” So Hand-Holdy It’s “Making Players Lose Their Minds,” Say 5ch Users

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The guide effect in the PS5-exclusive title Marvel’s Wolverine — a smoke-like trail leading players straight to their destination — has earned it the nickname “the fart guideline” on 5ch’s hardware/industry (Geha) board. Commenters were stunned to learn that even though the game is a completely linear, one-path experience, it still spells out the location of every treasure chest in detail, and QTEs succeed whether or not you even press the button. Famitsu, meanwhile, gave it a glowing review, praising its “playable movie”-like immersion, leaving the thread split on whether this overprotective design is a flaw or a feature.

What people said

4AnonymousSep 11, 2026 15:22
Xenoblade Chronicles 3
36AnonymousSep 11, 2026 15:30
Re: #4
Xenoblade 3 has an open field, so you can actually get lost in it, but Wolverine is a straight line the whole way through…
14AnonymousSep 11, 2026 15:25
Maybe I should try going off the path…
Actually, now's not really the time for that.
89AnonymousSep 11, 2026 15:51
Re: #14
Sounds like the low-rank story in Monster Hunter Wilds.
19AnonymousSep 11, 2026 15:26
A linear game with this much hand-holding… do they think players are incredibly dumb?
25AnonymousSep 11, 2026 15:27
Re: #19
That makes even less sense to me.
Isn't this kind of guide feature supposed to be for open-world games or ones with huge maps?
56AnonymousSep 11, 2026 15:37
Re: #19
Well, I think Sony's positioning Marvel games on PlayStation as something casual players and kids can play too.
Whether that shows a lack of good sense is a separate issue, though.
29AnonymousSep 11, 2026 15:28
You don't even need to press the button for the QTEs.
The ultimate game for idiots.


Marvel's Wolverine has quick time events in some scenes, but it turns out you don't actually need to press the button to clear them.

Nothing changes whether you press it or not. It's enough to make you lose your mind.
https://x.com/reviewsjao/status/2098073858456633715?s=61
31AnonymousSep 11, 2026 15:29
Re: #29
This had me laughing.
34AnonymousSep 11, 2026 15:30
Re: #29
"Enough to make you lose your mind" — lol
41AnonymousSep 11, 2026 15:31
They even wrapped it in white cloth so even an idiot could spot it.

44AnonymousSep 11, 2026 15:32
Re: #41
Way too in-your-face lol
72AnonymousSep 11, 2026 15:45
You've only seen a fragment of what Wolverine really is.

ttps://x.com/AllConsoleFan/status/2098213096477376893?s=20
82AnonymousSep 11, 2026 15:49
It's hilarious that even a single arm hair swaying counts as impressive.
86AnonymousSep 11, 2026 15:50
Re: #82
Knock it off (AA omitted — a stock meme reaction image)
Re: #72 The low-poly models are so rough there's no room left for anything to even sway!
101AnonymousSep 11, 2026 15:54
Re: #82
But it seems less funny than it was back when it was about the hair.
Bringing it up just makes people testy.
90AnonymousSep 11, 2026 15:51
I don't know much about X-Men or Marvel, but is there some popular character who's originally from Japan?
If not, why does it go to Japan at all?
108AnonymousSep 11, 2026 15:55
Re: #90
In the American comics, he's got a backstory of living in Japan a long time and speaking Japanese.
Still, they didn't need to add a whole Japan stage just for that — doesn't seem like it'd sell well in Japan anyway.
118AnonymousSep 11, 2026 15:58
https://www.gamespark.jp/imgs/p/PseAHU_gq3GEwRLM5htwMwoLvAaDYAQDAgEA/1186645.jpg
Because this is what the Japan stage looks like.
121AnonymousSep 11, 2026 16:00
Not having to think could actually be a plus, though?
Uncharted barely made you use your brain either, aside from the occasional light puzzle, and it was still fun.
125AnonymousSep 11, 2026 16:00
Re: #121
Doesn't it seem pathetic that PlayStation is losing out to short-form videos? 😭
124AnonymousSep 11, 2026 16:00
If it were Spider-Man, you could just chalk it up to Spider-Sense, but Wolverine's just a regular middle-aged guy.
127AnonymousSep 11, 2026 16:01
Re: #124
It's Wolverine-sense, duh.
139AnonymousSep 11, 2026 16:03
Re: #124
He is canonically supposed to have a great sense of smell and hearing.
126AnonymousSep 11, 2026 16:00
The times have finally caught up.

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134AnonymousSep 11, 2026 16:03
LOLaughing… and it reeks too (wordplay on "kusa" = lol, and "kusai" = stinky)
138AnonymousSep 11, 2026 16:03
youtu.be/YhUiptupV7A

"Completely linear, and the guide keeps leading you the whole way through"
"You even get guided to a treasure chest sitting 10 meters off to the side"
"QTEs all succeed whether you fail them or just leave them alone"
"A game that doesn't trust the player at all"

"It's like being forced to bowl with the gutter guards up the entire time"
"And the lane's so narrow that anyone would get a strike no matter what"
"Heck, it'll even throw the ball for you if you don't"
145AnonymousSep 11, 2026 16:05
Re: #138
I do not recommend: Marvel's Wolverine
("Not recommended") lol
152AnonymousSep 11, 2026 16:06
Famitsu's raving about it, though.

"Marvel's Wolverine: Precisely because it's so linear, you never know when to stop — hooked on its 'playable movie' immersion"
https://www.famitsu.com/article/202609/87480
155AnonymousSep 11, 2026 16:07
Re: #152
Famitsu's damage control is getting pretty absurd at this point.
156AnonymousSep 11, 2026 16:07
Re: #152
>"playable movie"

…oh.

Background and Points of Debate

The nickname “fart guideline” comes from the visual effect that guides players to their destination, which leaves a smoke-like trail in its wake. The actual point of criticism is that despite the game following a completely linear, single-path structure, it still spells out the location of every treasure chest one by one, and its QTEs are designed to succeed regardless of whether the player presses the button. In recent AAA titles, destination markers and QTE-skip options are typically included as accessibility features independent of difficulty settings, but the thread’s discussion assumes the out-of-the-box experience and never addresses whether such settings can be changed. The thread also cited Famitsu’s favorable review, which praised the game for feeling like a “playable movie,” and opinion was split over whether its linear, low-effort design should be seen as a strength or as a lack of substance as a game. This divide is also rooted in the precedent set by “turn your brain off” style action games like Uncharted, which have found a fair amount of support in the past.

※This article is compiled and summarized from the 5ch (Hardware/Industry [Geha]) thread “PS5 Wolverine’s Fart Guideline Is No Joke — It’s Absurdly Overprotective.”

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