32-Year-Old Man Reveals Stomach Cancer Diagnosis, Sparks Reaction on 5ch

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The story

A 32-year-old poster wrote on 5ch that a gastroscopy had found stomach cancer, prompting a stream of questions from thread regulars about the symptoms, what led to the exam, and the treatment plan.

The poster revealed the cancer was Stage 3A and would require surgery, that cancer runs in the family, and that they don’t have insurance — sparking further discussion about health checkups and diet.

What people said

1AnonymousAug 23, 2026 23:52
People who cry over getting sick are so lame (lol)
Uuurgh……
2AnonymousAug 23, 2026 23:53
This "look at me" made-up story isn't even funny🥺
5AnonymousAug 23, 2026 23:54
Re: #2
Would've been nice if it were made up, huh
6AnonymousAug 23, 2026 23:54
How'd you find out?
11AnonymousAug 23, 2026 23:57
Re: #6
Found out from a gastroscopy (endoscopy)
My company checkup still only does the barium swallow test, so getting the scope done was a nice move on my part
13AnonymousAug 23, 2026 23:59
Re: #11
What stage is it?
Is it pretty bad?
8AnonymousAug 23, 2026 23:55
Wait, stomach cancer?
12AnonymousAug 23, 2026 23:58
Re: #8
It's stomach cancer, right?
14AnonymousAug 23, 2026 23:59
The fact you got a gastroscopy at that age means you must've already had pretty serious symptoms, no?
17AnonymousAug 24, 2026 00:02
Re: #14
My stomach just kept hurting and hurting, and I kept thinking 'that's weird… that's weird…,' then my mom told me to get checked since grandpa had stomach cancer too
26AnonymousAug 24, 2026 00:08
My ID changed for some reason

I don't have any insurance
I mean, people with families might, but who in their early 30s, single, and living with their parents actually has life or cancer insurance!?
29AnonymousAug 24, 2026 00:09
How bad is the pain?
I don't have pain either, but lately I've had this tight feeling around my liver area🥺
31AnonymousAug 24, 2026 00:10
What's your diet like?
32AnonymousAug 24, 2026 00:12
Re: #29
It wasn't intense pain
More like a sharp twinge, or just a general sense that something was off

Re: #31
Skip breakfast and lunch (just coffee and cigarettes)
Dinner is mom's delicious home cooking☺
36AnonymousAug 24, 2026 00:14
I know it probably won't do any good to say this, but I'll say it anyway

Go to your health checkups
And if cancer runs in your family, take that seriously and get screened
37AnonymousAug 24, 2026 00:15
Re: #36
Cancer runs in my family too
Everybody's died of cancer
My dad too
38AnonymousAug 24, 2026 00:15
I go for a checkup once a year, but it's only the bare-bones version
That's gotta be pretty pointless
81AnonymousAug 24, 2026 00:43
Re: #38
Seriously, you're better off skipping the barium test
40AnonymousAug 24, 2026 00:16
But I guess it really comes down to luck…
There are old guys with terrible diets who are still perfectly healthy
105AnonymousAug 24, 2026 01:13
Re: #40
Yeah, I think so too
My dad worked at a big company and had checkups every year, but by the time they found it, it was Stage 4 and he died in no time
45AnonymousAug 24, 2026 00:18
Well, people don't die that easily, so hang in there
There's the high-cost medical care system anyway, so even with treatment it'll only run you about as much as a motorcycle
51AnonymousAug 24, 2026 00:21
Re: #45
Thanks
Money should be fine — I've got savings and no kids

But if you've got kids, insurance is a must
53AnonymousAug 24, 2026 00:23
I don't want to die without ever finding out what the One Piece really is😭
54AnonymousAug 24, 2026 00:24
Re: #53
The One Piece is cancer
Because it metastasizes through your whole body and connects it all into one (a pun on "One Piece" meaning "connected as one")
56AnonymousAug 24, 2026 00:25
Re: #53
Oda seems like he lives an unhealthy lifestyle too, there's a chance he goes before you find out
The Berserk tragedy all over again (referencing Berserk's author dying before finishing the series)
61AnonymousAug 24, 2026 00:26
Re: #53
I'll tell you what the One Piece really is

It's a snake big enough to wrap all the way around the earth
69AnonymousAug 24, 2026 00:32
Now you get to use that classic pun: "I got GAN (cancer)! GAAN!" (a play on "gan," the word for cancer, and "gaan," the sound effect for shock/dismay)
71AnonymousAug 24, 2026 00:34
Re: #69
I tried it once and it bombed so hard, never again
72AnonymousAug 24, 2026 00:36
Re: #71
Probably because you didn't make a funny enough face
73AnonymousAug 24, 2026 00:36
Re: #71
Keep doing it till it actually lands
74AnonymousAug 24, 2026 00:37
My grandpa got colon cancer too, at 74
78AnonymousAug 24, 2026 00:40
Re: #74
Colon cancer is basically the weakest boss of all the cancers
75AnonymousAug 24, 2026 00:39
Did you get tested for H. pylori?
Getting stomach cancer without H. pylori seems pretty rare, I'd think
86AnonymousAug 24, 2026 00:45
Re: #75
Company checkups don't test for H. pylori, right?
So I never got tested until my stomach started hurting
80AnonymousAug 24, 2026 00:42
Did you feel nauseous or anything?
89AnonymousAug 24, 2026 00:48
Re: #79
Re: #80
Just this constant sense that my stomach hurt
I didn't really notice any other changes myself
I'm already prone to feeling sluggish anyway, and my weight hasn't changed
106AnonymousAug 24, 2026 01:19
Re: #89
What kind of pain is it?
Different from the stomach cramps you get from running?
Is it a sharp, stabbing pain?
84AnonymousAug 24, 2026 00:43
Does a gastroscopy require an overnight stay?
If it can be done same-day I might give it a try
Lately I've had pain on the opposite side from my heart
85AnonymousAug 24, 2026 00:44
Re: #84
It's same-day
Out-of-pocket cost is under 10,000 yen, isn't it?
91AnonymousAug 24, 2026 00:50
You'll probably just get a polyp snipped out and be done — lucky you're young
93AnonymousAug 24, 2026 00:51
Re: #91
It's 3A, so it means surgery

Background and Key Points

Cancer risk from H. pylori-linked stomach cancer in Japan is a policy-relevant issue, not just this poster’s bad luck: Japan has one of the highest gastric cancer incidence rates in the world, largely tied to historically high H. pylori infection rates, and the standard employer-mandated annual health checkup (kenshin) still defaults to a barium swallow X-ray, a decades-old screening method with lower sensitivity than endoscopy for early lesions. Japan’s national health insurance system covers most citizens, but the poster’s claim of having “no insurance” almost certainly means no supplemental cancer/life insurance policy, not no health coverage — under Japan’s universal system, treatment costs are further capped by the “high-cost medical care” (kōgaku iryōhi) subsidy that another poster references, which limits monthly out-of-pocket expenses based on income regardless of the procedure’s total cost.

The thread’s actual disagreement isn’t about the diagnosis itself but about how much stock to put in checkups at all: several posters argue that routine annual screening is effectively theater when it relies on barium testing instead of endoscopy or H. pylori testing, while others counter with a fatalistic “it’s all luck anyway” framing, citing unhealthy people who never get sick and, conversely, a case where annual checkups still missed cancer until Stage 4.

What outside readers likely miss is that H. pylori testing and eradication, now standard practice in Japan for gastric cancer prevention, is not part of the routine annual company checkup posters describe — it typically requires opting in separately or seeing a specialist, which is why the poster only got screened after already having symptoms and a family history nudging them toward it, rather than through any systematic institutional safety net.

*This article is compiled from excerpts and a summary of the 5ch (Nanademo Jikkyo G) thread “Cynical Me (32) Gets Stomach Cancer.”

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