Zelda Direct Merch: “You’re Buying It All, Right?” — 5ch Claps Back: “Ever Heard of the ‘Whoever Suggests It Does It First’ Rule?”

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The story

On the morning of September 9, 2026, Nintendo aired a Zelda Direct showcasing the remake of The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time and more, revealing a limited-edition Switch 2 console, Pro Controller, carrying case, and amiibo. On 5ch’s Hardware/Industry (“Geha”) board, a thread popped up grilling Nintendo fans praising the broadcast (commonly nicknamed “Nishi-kun” on the board) with: “If you’re praising it, you’re buying every single item shown, right?” This sparked comebacks like “Then did you buy everything shown at PlayStation’s State of Play too?”, turning into a back-and-forth where both fanbases mocked each other’s fandoms.

What people said

1AnonymousSep 9, 2026 08:39
Ocarina of Time
Limited-edition Switch 2, Pro Controller, case
amiibo
6AnonymousSep 9, 2026 08:49
Re: #5
You're praising the Zelda Direct, so you're buying everything, right?
Why praise it if you're not gonna buy it?
17AnonymousSep 9, 2026 08:56
Re: #6
You praised State of Play just as hard and haven't bought a thing — you don't get to talk.
24AnonymousSep 9, 2026 09:00
Re: #6
Sperai-kun (the PlayStation-fan equivalent of "Nishi-kun") hasn't bought anything either, has he?
92AnonymousSep 9, 2026 09:25
Re: #84
This thread's about buying what got shown because the Zelda Direct was great
I already admit the Zelda Direct was great
106AnonymousSep 9, 2026 09:28
Re: #92
Re: #6
Yep, confirmed — you're buying everything
And I'll be checking to make sure you actually did

Same old story: Ken loses to his own past self.
8AnonymousSep 9, 2026 08:51
Re: #1
Ever heard of the "whoever brings it up has to do it first" rule?
That means YOU have to buy all of it first
Once you've done that, feel free to make this thread again ♡
9AnonymousSep 9, 2026 08:52
Re: #8
Nishi-kun is praising the Zelda Direct
so Nishi-kun should be buying it, right?
Or are you actually not planning to?
10AnonymousSep 9, 2026 08:53
If praising something means you have to buy it, guess I've gotta buy a luxury import car too then
If I say a Ferrari looks cool, do I have to buy one?
What a terrifying world that'd be
14AnonymousSep 9, 2026 08:55
Re: #10
If you're praising it, why aren't you buying it?
Could it be you're not actually interested at all?
16AnonymousSep 9, 2026 08:55
Re: #1
Buy every single game shown at State of Play first, then talk.
18AnonymousSep 9, 2026 08:57
Re: #16
Why's that?
So you're praising the Zelda Direct but not buying anything it showed?
28AnonymousSep 9, 2026 09:02
Re: #26
Don't tell me you're praising the Direct but have no intention of buying anything shown in it?
29AnonymousSep 9, 2026 09:02
Re: #28
I am buying the Ocarina of Time remake though?
31AnonymousSep 9, 2026 09:02
Re: #18
You're seriously all talk
Normally people would be embarrassed by that
35AnonymousSep 9, 2026 09:05
Re: #31
Whether I've bought anything
and whether Nishi-kun buys Zelda
are two separate issues

Didn't you think the Zelda Direct was good?
37AnonymousSep 9, 2026 09:06
If people are already losing it this hard over a Direct that was just a remake update, what's gonna happen after tonight's Direct?
39AnonymousSep 9, 2026 09:07
Re: #37
Losing it?
I'm just confirming whether you'll buy it

Oh, and you're buying every game shown in today's Direct too, right, Nishi-kun?
46AnonymousSep 9, 2026 09:10
At least our concert isn't gonna get cancelled, so you can make plans without worrying lol
49AnonymousSep 9, 2026 09:12
Re: #46
Lol
Come to think of it, Sony's concert did get cancelled
55AnonymousSep 9, 2026 09:13
Re: #46
Alright, Nishi-kun's confirmed to hit every single show then (a "zenkai" superfan)
50AnonymousSep 9, 2026 09:12
Does Kennosuke even have the right to say that when he's not buying anything himself?
57AnonymousSep 9, 2026 09:14
Re: #50
Doesn't matter what anyone else does — you praised the Zelda Direct, so you've gotta buy everything shown.
63AnonymousSep 9, 2026 09:16
Re: #57
A "self-proclaimed" Nintendo fan who doesn't even buy anything!? lol What a liar!

Guess you just use Nintendo to look down on others — you actually hate Nintendo lol
65AnonymousSep 9, 2026 09:17
Re: #57
Doesn't matter what anyone else does — if you praised State of Play, you've gotta buy it too lol
61AnonymousSep 9, 2026 09:15
Full-on meltdown since this morning
Won't they just straight-up die of rage after today's Nintendo Direct at this rate?
64AnonymousSep 9, 2026 09:16
Re: #61
I'm a Nintendo fan so the Direct made me super happy, thanks?
66AnonymousSep 9, 2026 09:17
Re: #64
"But I'm not buying all of it!!"


lmao
71AnonymousSep 9, 2026 09:19
Re: #65
I'm the shameless type who praised State of Play but isn't buying a thing

So make sure you don't end up like me, Nishi-kun — go buy that Zelda for real
74AnonymousSep 9, 2026 09:21
Re: #71
Guess that means you're not even worth arguing with then
104AnonymousSep 9, 2026 09:28
Re: #71
See, all talk lol
76AnonymousSep 9, 2026 09:21
Re: #65
There was nothing worth praising in State of Play anyway
82AnonymousSep 9, 2026 09:23
Re: #76
Right

So you're buying Zelda then, since it's got nothing BUT things to praise?
95AnonymousSep 9, 2026 09:25
Re: #82
I'll buy all of it
97AnonymousSep 9, 2026 09:26
Re: #82
They were hyping it up like "look how amazing this PS thing is next to Zelda" just to dunk on it,
and now they've given up on PS and are completely broken — hilarious

Background and key points of this debate

This “you praised the show, so you’d better buy everything in it” gambit is one of the recurring template threads that fires up on the Hardware/Industry board after every Nintendo Direct or Sony State of Play, and it never rises above baseless flame-bait — no real purchase data is ever actually involved. The “whoever brings it up first” comeback used in the thread is likewise a stock retort meaning “you do it yourself before demanding it of anyone else.” Because this thread included several replies using a slur for people with disabilities to describe the other side, those exchanges have been left out of this article. “Nishi-kun” is an established nickname on the board for Nintendo fans in general, not a reference to any specific individual.

※This article is compiled from excerpts and a summary of the 5ch (Hardware/Industry, “Geha”) thread “Hey Nishi-kun, you’re buying everything shown in the Zelda Direct, right?

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