Is Hokkaido Actually Livable? 5ch Weighs In: “No Cockroaches, Food’s Great”

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A post claiming “Hokkaido is cool, has no cockroaches, and the food is great” set off a wave of agreement and pushback on 5ch’s Nanademo Jikkyo G board. Critics fired back with brown bear sightings, brutal snowfall, and high prices, while native Hokkaido residents chimed in that “in the end, you always want to go back.”

1Anonymous2026/08/23(日) 13:06:21.55ID:ID:YG61ajHD0
It really is a great place
Bears not allowed though
4Anonymous2026/08/23(日) 13:07:03.12ID:xTE902x7M
Way too much snow
Forced labor shoveling snow in front of your own house
7Anonymous2026/08/23(日) 13:07:50.23ID:8IxN8gv3d
No air conditioning
10Anonymous2026/08/23(日) 13:08:11.73ID:8xyC1+mw0
No convenience stores
13Anonymous2026/08/23(日) 13:10:33.58ID:q2M3ldxx0
It'd be great if you could just fly south for the winter
21Anonymous2026/08/23(日) 13:12:35.91ID:sOEFScO20
>>12
I've got zero tolerance for them
I'm not from Hokkaido, I'm from Tohoku, but the first time one showed up in Tokyo I couldn't sleep
75Anonymous2026/08/23(日) 13:48:05.20ID:AjXWhUEH0
>>21,71
Yeah, that tracks
So TV was lying to us?
24Anonymous2026/08/23(日) 13:17:43.23ID:O2vIgiog0
Hokkaido: the people are petty and vindictive, it's basically a penal colony, buried in snow, freezing in winter, and brown bears show up
25Anonymous2026/08/23(日) 13:18:05.12ID:O2vIgiog0
[Hokkaido] Sapporo's "poverty school lunches" spark controversy
https://pbs.twimg.co…/HPwDWVxbEAAInG3.jpg
28Anonymous2026/08/23(日) 13:19:13.50ID:pmKWuFxj0
>>23
They're saying it because they're actually there
Go to Maruyama Park in summer
The trees are crawling with them
29Anonymous2026/08/23(日) 13:19:22.83ID:O2vIgiog0
Looks like even central Hokkaido is completely rundown

Wakkanai



Nayoro



Shibetsu
31Anonymous2026/08/23(日) 13:19:42.31ID:0hytfzNq0
How many years ago was it when snow bugs (yukimushi, fluffy aphid-like insects that swarm right before snowfall) showed up in insane numbers? That was hell
38Anonymous2026/08/23(日) 13:22:18.79ID:O2vIgiog0
Half the year in Hokkaido is winter hell

It drops to -20°C
70Anonymous2026/08/23(日) 13:41:37.20ID:iGJOO+8+0
So other than the "cool" season, it's just cold the rest of the time?
71Anonymous2026/08/23(日) 13:42:24.90ID:MBed4Kxh0
>>12
Opposite for me — my girlfriend's barely ever seen a bug, so she's terrified of them
73Anonymous2026/08/23(日) 13:46:31.42ID:T33l1Q700
Bears show up even in town, right?
How do you even live there, doesn't that scare you?
78Anonymous2026/08/23(日) 13:53:46.04ID:fMatLWTPd
No way I'm living anywhere I have to shovel snow
82Anonymous2026/08/23(日) 13:56:05.98ID:CdNVQ61Wd
Seriously, zero cockroaches
Honestly barely any bugs at all
90Anonymous2026/08/23(日) 14:07:34.11ID:akyICaoG0
>>88
I bet whoever's saying this means they see them inside their house
91Anonymous2026/08/23(日) 14:08:20.74ID:agkObHpl0
I'm from Sapporo, and every time I see flooding from heavy rain or 40°C+ summers elsewhere, I think the snow and cold really aren't so bad
93Anonymous2026/08/23(日) 14:10:19.74ID:Ae26hlEO0
Cockroaches actually die down when it's too hot
This year's been pretty cool, so I've been seeing them a lot
Hokkaido's probably just about the right temperature to live in
94Anonymous2026/08/23(日) 14:13:44.64ID:W1W+xdL20
No matter how good everything else is, the bears ruin it all
98Anonymous2026/08/23(日) 14:15:40.53ID:agkObHpl0
>>94
But doesn't mainland Japan actually have more bear-attack injuries?
107Anonymous2026/08/23(日) 14:32:38.09ID:WQFAnPjt0
There's no point lumping all of Hokkaido together and praising it
Sapporo to Hakodate is about the same distance as Tokyo to Nagoya
Completely different living areas
108Anonymous2026/08/23(日) 14:35:33.79ID:Cq/7Sr+80
It's tasty, but cheap? Not really

*This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Nanademo Jikkyo G) thread 「Hokkaido: “Cool, No Cockroaches, Great Food”」.

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