5ch Piles On Suzuki Airi’s ‘Famous Quotes’ Callout With ‘I Devour the Earth!’ and Other Gems

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The story

After idol Suzuki Airi (formerly of ℃-ute and Buono!)’s official manager posted a form on her official X account calling for “Suzuki Airi’s famous quotes,” fans on 5ch’s Hello! Project board piled on with a flood of replies. Rather than genuine quotes, the thread filled up mostly with parody-style “legendary lines” written in her voice, alongside nostalgic callbacks to her Buono! and ℃-ute days — though some posts also brought up unconfirmed rumors, like the smoking allegations swirling around Sakamichi groups, prompting another user to step in and correct them: “That’s a fabrication that came out of the Wolf board.” Talk of a day-by-day calendar marking her 25th anniversary in the industry added to the buzz as well.

Suzuki Airi Manager 【Official】

@airimania_staff

\📢 Calling for your favorite #SuzukiAiri quotes!/

Source: docs.google.com / Original post here

What people said

2AnonymousSep 7, 2026 19:17
Re: #1
Suzuki Airi: "It gave me all warm and fuzzy feels!"
3AnonymousSep 7, 2026 19:18
Re: #1
Suzuki Airi: "I get cheated on so easily."
5AnonymousSep 7, 2026 19:18
The Kohaku one, the 'savings' one, the 'scenery' one…
6AnonymousSep 7, 2026 19:18
"Someday I want to be big enough that everyone just naturally goes, 'Wait, Suzuki Airi didn't make Kohaku? Seriously?!'"
7AnonymousSep 7, 2026 19:20
Suzuki Airi: "Join in the kite-flying, or don't."
8AnonymousSep 7, 2026 19:20
The Insane-Scenery Peddler (running gag nickname)
9AnonymousSep 7, 2026 19:20
This one's a must, honestly:

– I know about the insane scenery
– I want people going 'Wait, Suzuki Airi missed Kohaku?! Seriously?!'
– I want to be on music shows too, y'know! I'm not a god!
10AnonymousSep 7, 2026 19:20
Re: #1
Suzuki Airi: "Being with Reikurei makes my life feel full."
11AnonymousSep 7, 2026 19:20
"Do you know who 'Suzuki Airi' is?"
13AnonymousSep 7, 2026 19:20
The 'Idol King,' maybe?
15AnonymousSep 7, 2026 19:21
Suzuki Airi: "If gas prices are too high for you, just buy a hybrid."
18AnonymousSep 7, 2026 19:25
Me, an Airi stan:
Even thinking hard about it, I can't come up with a single one.
19AnonymousSep 7, 2026 19:26
So today!!! I got to hang out with Shogo-san!! ヾ(@^▽^@)ノ Ugh, like, how do I even put it… being with Shogo-san is just so much fun!!! When we're talking I just can't stop laughing the whole time!! It was so fun that my chest went all… like, fluttery~~~. (sniff) (I wonder if this feeling is even coming across!! lol)
20AnonymousSep 7, 2026 19:26
25AnonymousSep 7, 2026 19:28
1st place: "Fuga-fuga" (cutesy mumbling sounds)
2nd place: "Fugaffuga"
3rd place: "Fugaa-fuga"
26AnonymousSep 7, 2026 19:28
Suzuki Airi: "I shall devour the Earth!" (she read 食す — normally pronounced "shokusu" — as "kusu," a cute mispronunciation)
28AnonymousSep 7, 2026 19:28
Seared kalbi, seared kalbi, seared kalbi
29AnonymousSep 7, 2026 19:29
"Buono Man! Buono Man! Bo-Bo-Bo-Bo-Buono Man!"

"Nakano, nn, Nakano~, Nakano Sun Plaza~"

lol they just recycled the same rhythm for both
31AnonymousSep 7, 2026 19:30
Why are you soliciting our dark history?
You know you're gonna publish it, right?
46AnonymousSep 7, 2026 19:41
"Momo! Miya! I was really happy we got to do Buono! together." (from THE FIRST TAKE)
47AnonymousSep 7, 2026 19:41
"Put your soul into every note," maybe.
Things started going downhill right around when she started saying that.
Sure, the sound's nice, but pay more attention to the lyrics — the whole vibe just isn't coming through, y'know?
55AnonymousSep 7, 2026 19:48
[Suzuki Airi] To celebrate her 25th anniversary in the industry, her first-ever 365-day tear-off calendar is coming!
https://kizuna.5ch.io/test/read.cgi/morningcoffee/1788754465/
56AnonymousSep 7, 2026 19:49
[Sad News] Turns out Suzuki Airi is a user of "sumanko"
https://kizuna.5ch.net/test/read.cgi/morningcoffee/1744254847/ (a cutesy-sounding word that comically hides a crude term inside it)
58AnonymousSep 7, 2026 19:50
Compared to the legendary lines that came out of her secret account,
all of these are pretty lame.
60AnonymousSep 7, 2026 19:51
No way they're filling up all 365 days of that calendar lol
61AnonymousSep 7, 2026 19:52
If you actually submit one, pretty much anything you remember Airi herself actually saying will probably get picked.
62AnonymousSep 7, 2026 19:52
Let's just rip off Maimai's line
Something like 'We're comrades who came here for the same beef bowl.'
64AnonymousSep 7, 2026 19:55
Even thinking back hard, hardly any ℃-ute member lines come to mind.
66AnonymousSep 7, 2026 19:58
拍車がかかる (to pick up speed) → 滑車がかかる ("a pulley kicks in")
食す (to eat) mispronounced as "kusu"
備蓄 (stockpile) → 貯蓄 ("savings")
MUSIC FAIR → MUSIL FAIR (her verbal slip-ups)
69AnonymousSep 7, 2026 20:03
Join in the kite-flying, or don't.

Background and Discussion Points

Suzuki Airi is a veteran idol singer with 25 years in the industry, having come up through ℃-ute and Buono!, and as the thread notes, a 365-day tear-off calendar has been announced as a commemorative item. The quote-collecting campaign itself is official fan service run by her manager, but on the 5ch side, the dominant mood leaned less toward actual recorded quotes and more toward playful phrases mimicking her speaking style, plus references to old songs posted as “famous quotes.” Where opinions split was over posts that resurfaced old, unsourced rumors — like the smoking allegations surrounding Sakamichi groups — as though they were established fact; another user pushed back, pointing out it was “a fabrication that originated on 5ch’s ‘Wolf’ board,” and the claim got corrected. It’s worth noting for readers that unverified information that’s circulated online for years tends to resurface and spread again in piling-on threads like this one.

*This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Hello! Project) thread “Calling for Suzuki Airi’s Famous Quotes! Tell Us the “Suzuki Airi Words” That Have Stuck With You!.”

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