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The story
On 5ch’s Nandemo Jikkyo G board (NanG), a thread appeared in the well-known “Ojou-sama Club” (Young Lady Club) format. Posters converse in elegant, Meiji- and Taisho-era noblewoman speech (sentences dressed up with flourishes like “…desuwa” and “…desuno”), while the actual content is a nonstop stream of crude material — “I’ve had an accident,” “I’ve soiled myself,” “the cleanup can’t keep pace.” The humor comes entirely from the gap between the refined diction and the filthy subject matter. Replies joke that cleaning isn’t their job but rather the family butler’s (“Jiiya’s”), and some note that this thread format actually originated on “NanJ” before migrating over to “NanG” — a nod to the fact that this is very much an in-joke among the regulars.
What people said
the cleaning part makes no sense at all.
Cleaning simply isn't our job, you know.
That's Jiiya's job, of course (the family butler in these young-lady roleplay threads).
And who are you to talk?
My apologies, again and again.
Could you please not soil yourself while apologizing!?
Having another accident, I see — hilarious.
Shouldn't that be you, seeing as you've been leaking non-stop?
Seems it's all rather loose today.
Even by our standards, that's filthy.
It's coming out…
I too started a filthy thread after a long absence.
As I recall, the Young Lady Club mostly meets late at night or on weekends.
Oh, is that so.
Good day to you.
Good day to you.
just the other day, I was the one who started it.
There are quite a lot of us young ladies about, after all.
though I've been slacking lately.
Doesn't something smell off?
Take it to VIP.
This originally comes from NanJ, you know.
What comes out, comes out — it can't be helped.
So do you.
Ugh, it stinks!!
Would you please stop announcing your accidents before they happen?
Hold on! How many times are you going to have an accident!?
Please stop going back-to-back.
Good evening to you.
Background and Points of Discussion
On 5ch, there’s a well-established thread format called the “Ojou-sama Club” (Young Lady Club), which gets its laughs from the gap between elegant noblewoman speech and crude content. The style is said to have originated on “NanJ” (Nandemo Jikkyo J) and later took root on “NanG” (Nandemo Jikkyo G), a board descended from NanJ. This very thread touches on that history in reply #56, where a poster notes “this originally comes from NanJ, you know.” It’s easy to mistake this for targeting any specific real person — in fact, it’s simply anonymous-board character roleplay. Likewise, exchanges like “cleaning isn’t our job” or “that’s the butler’s job” are just stock responses that fit the young-lady setup, not genuine commentary on domestic staff. Best read not as a serious discussion but as an in-joke thread the regulars enjoy purely for its stylized humor.
※This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Nandemo Jikkyo G) thread “彡(癶)(癶) NanG Young Lady Club (´癶ω癶｀) — Trip digits trigger an accident, 19 means climax, 69 means cleanup.”
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