Comedian Nishino of Kingkong Offers Advice to Struggling ‘JUNGLIA Okinawa’ — 5ch Reacts: ‘Slipping as Usual, Master Poupelle’

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On the 9th, Ryo Nishino of the comedy duo Kingkong posted his thoughts on X after visiting “JUNGLIA Okinawa,” a theme park in the northern part of the prefecture, saying he’d “figured out a bit about how to help it.” JUNGLIA only opened this year, but it’s already carrying an 8.9 billion yen deficit, and with cash flow worsening, it’s searching for new investors, aiming for a decision by next February. On 5ch, many comments mocked Nishino by drawing parallels to his own film “Poupelle of Chimney Town,” which struggled with low theater seat-occupancy rates, while other, more level-headed posts pointed to structural issues like the park’s location and Okinawa’s blistering heat — reactions were sharply divided.

Kingkong’s Nishino Says He’s Figured Out How to Help JUNGLIA — There’s “Only One” Way to Solve All 3 Problems at Once…

Ryo Nishino (46), of the comedy duo Kingkong, updated his X (formerly Twitter) account on the 9th, sharing his personal take on “how to help” the struggling theme park JUNGLIA Okinawa in the northern part of the prefecture.

Nishino wrote, “I’ve figured out a bit about how to help JUNGLIA Okinawa,” posting his impressions after an actual visit to the park.

Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Original article here

What people said

4AnonymousNov 9, 2026 20:34
Re: #1
Just rebrand it as Poupelle and they'll rake it in, right?
5AnonymousNov 9, 2026 20:35
Master Poupelle, slick and sliding again today — no snow or ice required (mocking Nishino's flop film 'Poupelle')
7AnonymousNov 9, 2026 20:39
Honestly, King Kong (the giant ape) would actually suit a jungle theme park, no? (also a pun on Nishino's duo name, Kingkong)
8AnonymousNov 9, 2026 20:40
Just rezone the place into lots and turn it into a vacation-home development.
9AnonymousNov 9, 2026 20:41
Access to this place isn't great, is it?
Hard for people to gather there.
11AnonymousNov 9, 2026 20:42
Why does this guy show up radiating 'I can fix anything' energy for literally everything?
12AnonymousNov 9, 2026 20:43
Cutting attractions means cutting staff too, so that'd actually be a net plus.
13AnonymousNov 9, 2026 20:43
If they advertised it as 'THE Kingkong, at JUNGLIA!' that'd genuinely pique my interest.
15AnonymousNov 9, 2026 20:45
With insight this sharp, the Poupelle Museum must be a smash hit too.
16AnonymousNov 9, 2026 20:45
Going all the way to Okinawa just for a slide…
88AnonymousNov 9, 2026 21:36
Re: #16
It's the location, really. 'Well, I'm here already, might as well slide down' is a totally different thing from 'I really want to go.'
17AnonymousNov 9, 2026 20:45
He's calling it the Great Wall of China, but he probably actually meant Tsutenkaku Tower (Osaka's much humbler, kitschy retro landmark)
22AnonymousNov 9, 2026 20:47
85AnonymousNov 9, 2026 21:32
Re: #22
An all-star lineup of shady knockoffs.
23AnonymousNov 9, 2026 20:47
>Even though there's such rich nature right there

If you want to actually experience nature, you'd normally just head further north anyway
That fake, manufactured 'nature' is pointless
24AnonymousNov 9, 2026 20:48
There's only one way to help it:
shut it down early and liquidate it.
That's the only option.
35AnonymousNov 9, 2026 20:56
Re: #24
Exactly this.
They're apparently still planning to pour in another 3 billion yen in tax money.
Absolutely insane.
25AnonymousNov 9, 2026 20:48
Maybe Kingkong's Nishino should just become the new investor himself and run it his own way
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'JUNGLIA Okinawa' Posts 8.9 Billion Yen Deficit, Searches for New Investors Amid Worsening Cash Flow… Several Companies Interested, Decision Targeted for February Next Year
2026/10/30 20:30
26AnonymousNov 9, 2026 20:48
The Great Wall of China is popular because it IS the Great Wall of China.
Japan's 'biggest roller slide' isn't exactly that much of a draw on its own.
27AnonymousNov 9, 2026 20:48
A slide out in the blazing summer sun in Okinawa? It'll be too hot to even use.
32AnonymousNov 9, 2026 20:54
Just rebrand it Poupelle Park and save it already.
43AnonymousNov 9, 2026 21:01
Re: #32
Re: #33
Seat-occupancy comparison from Poupelle's theatrical run

412: Look! The nameless posters are like garbage! (a riff on Char's famous Gundam line) : 2026/04/06 (Mon) 08:13:43.57 ID:Zly5PKix
Poupelle

Detective Conan
33AnonymousNov 9, 2026 20:55
Slotting in some Poupelle might actually save it, lol🤣
36AnonymousNov 9, 2026 20:57
Is this the one where Nishino said on X they could send one rider down every 20 seconds, so across a 6-hour operating day that's 1,080 people?
41AnonymousNov 9, 2026 21:01
Re: #36
Sounds like it's about to turn into 'Final Destination: The Coaster.'
44AnonymousNov 9, 2026 21:02
He IS a pro when it comes to 'sliding' (flopping), so this might actually be spot on.
45AnonymousNov 9, 2026 21:02
Just renovate it into Poupelle Land and finish it off for good.
46AnonymousNov 9, 2026 21:03
Way too many people out there who can't say anything sensible but still want to play wise commentator.
47AnonymousNov 9, 2026 21:03
Nishino's a businessman positioned to be the next generation's Masayoshi Son or Tadashi Yanai, you know.
In about 10 years, guys like Nishino, Hikaru, and Mizoguchi will probably have built the next GAFA-tier companies.
Japan rises again as an economic superpower.
72AnonymousNov 9, 2026 21:20
81AnonymousNov 9, 2026 21:27
If JUNGLIA can't pull in customers, I say they should just take in the big predators from that bankrupt Sapporo zoo.
Not that I think it'll actually bring in customers, though.
They could probably get a decent 'rehoming fee' out of it, and maybe even subsidies.
That zoo had quite a few tropical predators,
so let them relocate to Okinawa. Real wild animals would feel way more authentic than those papier-mâché dinosaurs.
86AnonymousNov 9, 2026 21:33
Re: #81
No way that works.
Running a zoo sends operating costs through the roof.
Maintenance alone — way beyond just staff salaries — runs 365 days a year.
And on top of that, in Okinawa's blazing heat, you'd need full air conditioning throughout, including the animal enclosures.

Background and Key Points of This Topic

JUNGLIA Okinawa is a large-scale theme park that opened in 2026. As comment #25 in the thread notes, reports as of October 30th put its deficit at 8.9 billion yen amid worsening cash flow, with a search for new investors underway toward a targeted decision next February. Nishino’s remarks are his personal take on this situation, and the thread split largely because commenters treated “how to judge Nishino’s own track record” and “whether his actual proposal makes sense” as two separate issues. Much of the mockery leans on his film “Poupelle of Chimney Town” and its past struggles with low seat-occupancy rates (see the comparison image in comment #43), rather than directly rebutting the substance of his advice. At the same time, some posts raised structural issues also flagged in news coverage — like the park’s poor accessibility and the high cost of operating in Okinawa’s blistering heat — so this isn’t simply a pile-on against Nishino personally.

*This article is compiled from excerpts and a summary of the 5ch (Geisoku+/Entertainment & Sports News+) thread “[Entertainment] Kingkong’s Ryo Nishino Says He’s Figured Out How to Help ‘JUNGLIA Okinawa’ — There’s “Only One” Way to Solve All 3 Problems at Once….”

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