Even Buying Merch Is a Struggle for Rural Fans — 5ch: “Must Be Nice, You Can Just Take an Overnight Bus to Tokyo”

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In a thread on 5ch’s “Anything Goes Live” board, a rural resident who couldn’t buy collab merch for their favorite character at a physical store grumbled, “Must be nice for people on Honshu — you can get to Tokyo in a day on an overnight bus,” and the comment drew a wave of replies. The thread itself was a freewheeling chat thread where talk of VTubers, nostalgic meme images that ring a bell for the Niconico generation, and reminiscing about school days all flowed one after another, with the merch complaint being just one moment within it. Reactions split over how to view the access gap between rural areas and the city, and some posters shot back asking exactly where the original poster lived.

What people said

10AnonymousOct 3, 2026 22:52
Nyan the hell is this?! 🐱💦 (a cat-pun riff on actor Yusaku Matsuda's famous "Nanja koryā!!" line)
15AnonymousOct 3, 2026 22:52
Re: #10
Doesn't look like it wants to die yet 🤭
37AnonymousOct 3, 2026 22:54
Re: #10
MEOWTH HAS ARRIVEEEEED (ニャース, the Pokémon)
18AnonymousOct 3, 2026 22:53
Gums bared 👄
https://imgur.com/4GYtrZ1.jpeg
35AnonymousOct 3, 2026 22:54





40AnonymousOct 3, 2026 22:54
This thread's dead as hell, crappy Elf Flare lol

https://imgur.com/a/A1ahRGu
57AnonymousOct 3, 2026 22:55
Re: #40
Koshimizu as in THE Koshimizu?!
75AnonymousOct 3, 2026 22:56
Re: #40
Kizuna AI really is the GOAT
Kizuna AI really is the GOAT
94AnonymousOct 3, 2026 22:57
Re: #40
Ai-chan 😍
42AnonymousOct 3, 2026 22:54
Nijisanji's projects are always entertaining

[#FairyReport Experiment ①] How long until someone notices if I stretch my neck out little by little? 🧐 – Seffyna / Seffyna [Nijisanji]
https://youtu.be/0gdNcCtBDcw https://i.ytimg.com/vi/0gdNcCtBDcw/maxresdefault.jpg
44AnonymousOct 3, 2026 22:54
So glad I was born in Tachikawa
72AnonymousOct 3, 2026 22:56
Re: #44
Isn't there one person missing?
73AnonymousOct 3, 2026 22:56
Re: #44
Tachikawa's basically delinquent central, you know
81AnonymousOct 3, 2026 22:57
85AnonymousOct 3, 2026 22:57
Re: #81
Staying true to the thread title
107AnonymousOct 3, 2026 22:58
Re: #81
Obligatory "he's hot" reminder
102AnonymousOct 3, 2026 22:57
Smells like Grandma's old dresser 🔥
114AnonymousOct 3, 2026 22:58
Re: #102
What's that emoji even supposed to mean…?
128AnonymousOct 3, 2026 22:59
Re: #102
That's mothballs (naphthalene)
183AnonymousOct 3, 2026 23:01
I couldn't get the Misakicchi curry collab goods and I really want them, but buying off Suruga-ya or Mercari just feels wrong
If only I lived near Tokyo, I could've gone and picked up this kind of small collab stuff too 😭
Must be nice being on Honshu — even from Aomori or Yamaguchi you can reach Tokyo in a day on an overnight bus
214AnonymousOct 3, 2026 23:03
Re: #183
Saten-san is cute in every single collab (Saten Ruiko, from the Toaru series)
225AnonymousOct 3, 2026 23:04
Re: #183
Where do you even live?
191AnonymousOct 3, 2026 23:02
Chuchohara! Catch 'em!
Chuchohara! Burst through the screen!


Chuchohara has punished the wicked, yeeeaaahhh!!!!
198AnonymousOct 3, 2026 23:02
Re: #191
lol what even is this
199AnonymousOct 3, 2026 23:02
Re: #191
Whoaaaa!!!!!
203AnonymousOct 3, 2026 23:03
Re: #191
Got taste 🐜 (the ant emoji is a pun on "ari," meaning "has")… haberi-isokari (a goofy classical-Japanese grammar meme tacked on for flavor)
354AnonymousOct 3, 2026 23:10

Background and Talking Points

Threads in the “Anything Goes Live” genre rarely stick to one topic — the conversation typically jumps to something new every few seconds, and this one was no exception, with VTuber reactions, school-day nostalgia, meme images, and merch-buying woes all flowing in parallel. For this article, we’ve pulled out the thread of conversation that holds together. The problem of rural fans struggling to get merch persists even in the age of online shopping, since many “limited collabs” or in-store bonuses end up tied to physical shops or on-site events only. In response to the comment that “people on Honshu can just take an overnight bus to Tokyo,” other posters asked exactly where the original poster lived, highlighting that “living in the countryside” covers a lot of very different situations. Note that this article leaves out a cluster of replies that generalized about crime based on specific schools or hometowns, as well as a cluster of sexually explicit replies — these were side tangents rather than the thread’s main topic, and leaving them out doesn’t disrupt the flow of conversation.

※This article is an excerpt and summary of the 5ch (Anything Goes Live G) thread “[🏡] How to Tell Fuutan🔥 Apart from a Tatami Mat🌿“.

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