Tried to Write “Ephemeral” (泡沫), Got “Splash” (飛沫) and “Millet-Pine” (粟松) Instead — 5ch: “This Is Basically a Comedy Skit”

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The story

A thread appeared on 5ch’s Hardware & Industry (“Geha”) board about a poster who meant to type “ephemeral” (泡沫, houmatsu) but had it autocorrect to “splash” (飛沫, himatsu) instead — then, trying to fix the mistake, mistyped it again into the nonsense word “millet pine” (粟松, awamatsu). Adding insult to injury, another user misread that “粟松” as “chestnut pine” (栗松, kurimatsu), triggering a chain of three separate typos in a row. While the thread erupted in laughter with comments like “this is basically a comedy skit at this point,” some posters singled out the original poster for ridicule, others speculated the errors came from voice-to-text input, and the back-and-forth mockery kept going for a while.

What people said

1AnonymousSep 29, 2026 17:43
0143 Anonymous Desperado 2026/09/29 (Tue) 16:07:48.61 ID:B52DV1Pp0NIKU
Someone's bound to report this, so they're probably already flagged. Honestly I'd love the fun scenario where Nintendo sues them directly, but there's no point going after some "splash" (飛沫) trash like this.
2AnonymousSep 29, 2026 17:43
Still no word — ephemeral (また沙汰泡沫)
96AnonymousSep 29, 2026 19:28
Re: #2's "mata sata" (また沙汰) — I don't get what that means either. Is that just me being ignorant?
97AnonymousSep 29, 2026 19:30
Re: #96
Messed it up — a conversion typo.
98AnonymousSep 29, 2026 19:31
Re: #96
Googled it and still couldn't figure it out — even the AI threw in the towel.
7AnonymousSep 29, 2026 17:46
But you're the one who typed it as "kurimatsu" (chestnut pine), aren't you?
8AnonymousSep 29, 2026 17:47
Thought this was gonna be about Inazuma Eleven, yansu (an exaggerated, old-timey speech tic used for comic effect).
10AnonymousSep 29, 2026 17:47
Re: #1
Hey, calm down

150 Anonymous Desperado 2026/09/29 (Tue) 17:31:11.30 ID:SBGIydaS0NIKU
Re: #143
S-splash lol
Did you mean "ephemeral" and "Tanaka'd" it? (書き田中った — joke slang for "typo'd it," swapping in the surname "Tanaka" for "mistake") wwwwwwwwwwwwwww

151 Anonymous Desperado 2026/09/29 (Tue) 17:31:12.62 ID:SBGIydaS0NIKU
Re: #143
S-splash lol
Did you mean "ephemeral" and "Tanaka'd" it? wwwwwwwwwwwwwww
48AnonymousSep 29, 2026 18:18
Re: #10
> "Tanaka'd it" (書き田中った)

What even is that?
16AnonymousSep 29, 2026 17:50
Ah, the usual voice-input guy strikes again.
18AnonymousSep 29, 2026 17:51
Re: #16
I don't even do that anymore.
19AnonymousSep 29, 2026 17:51
♪ Millet-Pine's~ trousers, worn by a Splash~ ♪ (an improvised nonsense ditty mashing up the mistyped words)
21AnonymousSep 29, 2026 17:54
🐷 So excited….✨











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Dead franchise, total flop! 😂
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23AnonymousSep 29, 2026 17:55
Re: #21
Down by one Wolverine, too…
95AnonymousSep 29, 2026 19:25
Re: #21
Hey, don't tell me you're the one behind this copypasta too, "Distribution Geezer" (a nickname for a poster infamous for spamming sales-figure copypasta)?
25AnonymousSep 29, 2026 17:56
So in the end this is just a "Sony fanboy pig humiliates himself" thread (豚, "pig," is common console-fanboy slur on this board), because he couldn't even read it and tried converting it as "awamatsu"?
27AnonymousSep 29, 2026 17:59
It's certain that "ephemeral" (houmatsu) is the correct reading.
If you don't nail this down, you'll plunge straight into abyss mode.
29AnonymousSep 29, 2026 18:00
Not "kurimatsu" — it's "awa"matsu lol
They don't even know it's "houmatsu," lmao.
30AnonymousSep 29, 2026 18:00
So you're saying he read "泡沫" as "awamatsu," and that's how it got converted into "粟松" (millet pine)?
33AnonymousSep 29, 2026 18:01
So basically, someone who doesn't even know how to read "泡沫" started this thread?
34AnonymousSep 29, 2026 18:03
If it had been "chestnut" pine (栗松), it could've gone down as a legend…
35AnonymousSep 29, 2026 18:04
Re: #18
Oh no, you just admitted you were replying to yourself under a different name.
36AnonymousSep 29, 2026 18:07
I've got a bad feeling a ton of garbage threads are about to get spammed just to bury this one.
37AnonymousSep 29, 2026 18:08
Why millet, though?
It's already chestnut season, so just make it "chestnut pine" already.
41AnonymousSep 29, 2026 18:12
This is something I think even when I look at comment sections on video streaming sites, but —
before you post, you should really double-check whether you've gotten something wrong or are
using the wrong term. I find myself thinking that more and more lately.

If you're posting on social media, that means you're at least connected to the internet, right?
You can just look it up right then and there.

That's probably part of why Europe brought in regulations targeting minors (girls) too.
43AnonymousSep 29, 2026 18:13
[Sad News] "Tanaka-kun" Meant to Write "Splash" (飛沫) But Wrote "Millet Pine" (粟松) Instead lol

Use this to restart the thread.
49AnonymousSep 29, 2026 18:19
Heading right, yansu! Heading right, yansu!
50AnonymousSep 29, 2026 18:20
A crazy person calling out another crazy person.
Stop making weird threads, it's making me lose my mind too.
71AnonymousSep 29, 2026 18:47
https://krsw.5ch.io/test/read.cgi/ghard/1790640600/155

Damn, how hard did that hit you lol
72AnonymousSep 29, 2026 18:49
Re: #71
I was wondering why nobody posted the original thread's URL — turns out it's a thread that crossed the line, lmao.
88AnonymousSep 29, 2026 19:07
Re: #71 What's with this guy, is he trying way too hard lol

150 Anonymous Desperado 2026/09/29 (Tue) 17:31:11.30 ID:SBGIydaS0NIKU
Re: #143
S-splash lol
Did you mean "ephemeral" and "Tanaka'd" it? wwwwwwwwwwwwwww

151 Anonymous Desperado 2026/09/29 (Tue) 17:31:12.62 ID:SBGIydaS0NIKU
Re: #143
S-splash lol
Did you mean "ephemeral" and "Tanaka'd" it? wwwwwwwwwwwwwww
73AnonymousSep 29, 2026 18:54
I can still understand mixing up "ephemeral" with "splash."
But mixing up "ephemeral" with "chestnut pine" — what is that about?
74AnonymousSep 29, 2026 18:54
Re: #73
houmatsu
awamatsu
millet → chestnut

Background and Key Points of This Topic

“泡沫” is properly read as “houmatsu” — the reading “awamatsu” doesn’t actually exist. It appears the original poster attempted the conversion without knowing the correct reading, mistyping what should have been “himatsu” as “飛沫” (splash), then, while trying to correct it, mis-converted “awamatsu” into “粟松” (millet pine) as well. On the Gaming Hardware board, minor typos and conversion errors like this are frequently mocked as evidence of the poster’s own ignorance, and this thread is a textbook example of that pattern. It’s also worth noting that the phrase “書き田中った” (“wrote-it-Tanaka’d”) isn’t a reference to any specific person — it’s simply wordplay poking fun at the mis-conversion itself.

※This article is compiled and summarized from the 5ch (Hardware & Industry, “Geha”) thread “[Sad News] Nintendo Fanboy (“Ninty Pig”) Meant to Write “Millet Pine” But Wrote “Splash” Instead lol.”

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