VIP Board Kicks Off 24-Hour Drinking Marathon — 5ch Regulars: “Stop Me If I Head to the Pachinko Parlor”

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The story

On the night of the 24th, a thread starter on 5ch’s Newsspeed VIP board declared a “24-hour drinking festival” and kicked off the evening with shochu mixed with cola, snacking on peanuts and seared bonito (katsuo tataki). Regulars who gathered in the thread needled the OP over having diabetes and over the fact that this was already his fourth self-imposed pachinko ban (commonly called “pachi-kin”) this month, now on its third day. The conversation ranged from struggles with cutting carbs to a request that others stop him if he looked like he was about to head to a pachinko parlor, with drinking buddies also posting photos of snacks like chicken skin and deep-fried tofu that drew comments.

What people said

1AnonymousSep 24, 2026 18:17
(´;ω;`) First up, peanuts and seared bonito as my snacks!!!!! And my drink of choice as always — shochu with zero-calorie cola!!!!
4AnonymousSep 24, 2026 18:18
Oh hey, it's that usual alcoholic pachinko-addict gay guy!
6AnonymousSep 24, 2026 18:19
Re: #4
(´;ω;`) Straight boy!!!! ("nonke" — slang for a non-gay/straight guy)
9AnonymousSep 24, 2026 18:19
(´ ・᷇ ω ・᷆ `) Let your inner gay out
16AnonymousSep 24, 2026 18:20
Re: #9
(´;ω;`) I'm not gonna lose to some gay stuff!
11AnonymousSep 24, 2026 18:19
So you started this thread 'cause you're lonely and by yourself, huh?
21AnonymousSep 24, 2026 18:21
Re: #11
(´;ω;`) I just wanna drink while you guys fuss over me!!!!
13AnonymousSep 24, 2026 18:19
(´;ω;`) Drowning it in mayo, thank you very much ♡♡

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19AnonymousSep 24, 2026 18:20
Can't you have carbs?
27AnonymousSep 24, 2026 18:22
Re: #19
(´;ω;`) It's not that I can't, but with my diabetes it's better not to eat too many.
35AnonymousSep 24, 2026 18:24
Re: #27
Diabetes, huh
Guess shochu's about the only thing you can drink then.
40AnonymousSep 24, 2026 18:25
Re: #27
The "dried-up alcoholic" route, huh… cutting carbs is probably gonna make your food bill go up though.
25AnonymousSep 24, 2026 18:21
Cheers — I'm just having a drink myself too.
30AnonymousSep 24, 2026 18:22
Re: #25
(´;ω;`) Nice!!! What are you drinking?
28AnonymousSep 24, 2026 18:22
Once you're feeling good, let's go play some pachinko.
32AnonymousSep 24, 2026 18:23
Re: #28
(´;ω;`) No way, I'm on a pachinko ban right now!!!!! Seriously, if I start posting that I'm heading to the pachinko parlor, stop me.
34AnonymousSep 24, 2026 18:23
( ・᷄ὢ・᷅ ) Your liver's crying, you know?
38AnonymousSep 24, 2026 18:25
Re: #34
(´;ω;`) It's still holding up fine.
36AnonymousSep 24, 2026 18:24
Even if we wanted to stop you, by the time we notice you're gone you're already off playing pachinko.
41AnonymousSep 24, 2026 18:25
Re: #36
(´;ω;`) If I say I'm heading to the pachinko parlor, stop me!! I'll probably still be getting changed by the time I post that, so there's time.
42AnonymousSep 24, 2026 18:26
Let's guess when he'll actually go play pachinko — probably by 7pm.
49AnonymousSep 24, 2026 18:27
Re: #42
(´;ω;`) That's only like 30 minutes away!!! I'm NOT going!!!
43AnonymousSep 24, 2026 18:26
Heard "Gay-kun" (the thread's nickname for the OP) has started his pachinko ban four times this month already?
51AnonymousSep 24, 2026 18:27
Re: #43
(´;ω;`) Yeah, and the fourth one's now on day three.
99AnonymousSep 24, 2026 18:42
For a guy in his 20s, Gay-kun's taste in stuff is like an old man's.
100AnonymousSep 24, 2026 18:44
Re: #99
That's 'cause he was actually born in the Showa 40s (mid-1960s to early '70s).
101AnonymousSep 24, 2026 18:44
Re: #99
(´;ω;`) I get that a lot… I'm only into anime and tokusatsu from the '60s and '70s.
131AnonymousSep 24, 2026 19:09
(´;ω;`) Check it out, grilled some chicken skin

https://gzo.ai/i/6voStXe.jpg
146AnonymousSep 24, 2026 19:15
(◍•ᴗ•◍) So what's today's video!?
149AnonymousSep 24, 2026 19:15
Re: #146
(´;ω;`) Haven't filmed it yet! I'll get to it eventually.
151AnonymousSep 24, 2026 19:16
Re: #149
(◍•ᴗ•◍) Just don't get drunk, doze off, and let it slip past midnight…
148AnonymousSep 24, 2026 19:15
I'm drinking too
150AnonymousSep 24, 2026 19:15
Re: #148
(´;ω;`) Nice!!!! Deep-fried tofu's the best, right?
179AnonymousSep 24, 2026 19:23
(´;ω;`) Here's a kiss for you

https://gzo.ai/i/PVIQrKC.jpg
189AnonymousSep 24, 2026 19:26
So goooood
191AnonymousSep 24, 2026 19:26
Re: #189
(´;ω;`) That looks amazing!!!!! So good.
193AnonymousSep 24, 2026 19:27
Re: #189
(◍•ᴗ•◍) I thought the catch was supposed to be bad again this year…!!!

Background and Talking Points

Pachinko parlors’ “self-exclusion / family-exclusion programs” let a person — or a family member on their behalf — request that they be barred from entering for a set period. It’s a self-help tool that halls across Japan have adopted for people who recognize they have a gambling problem. The OP is on his fourth such self-exclusion this month alone, and the repeated attempts reflect how recovery from addiction rarely follows a straight line. Drinking while managing diabetes, along with his choice of snacks, is also a combination that calls for medical caution, which is the context behind regulars’ repeated ribbing about his carb intake. The OP appears to be a regular who often starts these kinds of live drinking threads, so the back-and-forth with other posters may seem abrupt to first-time readers — but it reads more smoothly once you realize it’s just familiar faces ribbing each other.

※This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Newsspeed VIP) thread “(´;ω;`) Starting a 24-Hour Drinking Festival Right Now!!!!!!!!.”

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