What’s the Third, After ‘Golf’ and ‘Fried Rice’? 5ch Thread Swarmed by ‘Want-to-Teach’ Old Guys

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The story

On 5ch’s Nandemo Jikkyo (Live News) board, a thread went up asking users to nominate “content where amateurs act self-important in the comments.” Building on two examples already floated — golf and fried rice — posters were asked for a third, and suggestions poured in ranging from baseball sabermetrics debates to shogi, DIY, orchestral music, and traffic-rule-themed dashcam videos. For fried rice, objections piled up against the “fluffy-grain supremacy” and “pan-tossing worship” mindsets, while for golf, posters shared stories of being lectured in lesson videos or suddenly approached with unsolicited advice at the driving range. In the end, no single third answer was settled on, and opinions were split even on why certain hobbies attract so many “want-to-teach” types in the first place.

What people said

1AnonymousSep 18, 2026 14:28
What's the last one?
7AnonymousSep 18, 2026 14:29
Seriously, what is it with golf?
There are just so many people who love to lecture you.
19AnonymousSep 18, 2026 14:32
Re: #7
Same — someone suddenly struck up a conversation with me at the driving range the other day.
14AnonymousSep 18, 2026 14:30
Fried rice videos seriously spawn a ton of self-proclaimed experts in the comments.
20AnonymousSep 18, 2026 14:32
I pointed this out in a fried rice thread the other day and got absolutely chewed out for it.
22AnonymousSep 18, 2026 14:32
Re: #20
Aww, poor you 🥺
23AnonymousSep 18, 2026 14:32
Re: #20
It's not really about being arrogant, is it?
There are just way too many people making obviously soggy fried rice and looking smug about it.
21AnonymousSep 18, 2026 14:32
Is that really what golf comment sections are like too?
26AnonymousSep 18, 2026 14:34
Yeah, singing (cover) videos really do have a ton of that too.
30AnonymousSep 18, 2026 14:35
Re: #23
Someone was trashing a restaurant's fried rice just because "a cute girl made it," so I called them out.
36AnonymousSep 18, 2026 14:37
I'm getting sick of the "fluffy-grain supremacy" crowd for fried rice too, honestly.
People need to stop mistaking rice that's just dried out for properly "fluffy" (para-para).
41AnonymousSep 18, 2026 14:40
Re: #36
Also worth adding — on a home gas stove you don't even have enough heat to need to toss the pan, yet there's this "pan-tossing supremacy" mindset anyway.
37AnonymousSep 18, 2026 14:37
Fried rice looks easy but is actually incredibly hard.
38AnonymousSep 18, 2026 14:38
This one's gotta be baseball.
It's wild how amateurs go "well sabermetrics says…" and casually trash pro coaching and in-game strategy.
44AnonymousSep 18, 2026 14:41
Re: #38
So you're saying we shouldn't criticize managers who overuse bunts when sabermetrics has clearly shown they're pointless?
40AnonymousSep 18, 2026 14:39
NanJ's Mrs. GREEN APPLE threads (a popular J-pop band, nicknamed "Mrs.") sure draw a ton of self-important people too.
48AnonymousSep 18, 2026 14:42
Shogi feels like it has relatively better-behaved comments, in my experience.
60AnonymousSep 18, 2026 14:46
Re: #48
It's gotten awful ever since people started running engine analysis on games.
They're quick to call every misstep a "blunder" now.
53AnonymousSep 18, 2026 14:45
Is golf really that bad, though?
From an amateur's perspective, just hitting the ball forward is impressive enough.
There's that saying that advice from anyone below a certain handicap just causes confusion — maybe that's what's going on.
58AnonymousSep 18, 2026 14:46
Re: #53
There are tons of guys smugly lecturing on women pros' videos like "that's just an arm swing, not a real one."
55AnonymousSep 18, 2026 14:45
Traffic-rule stuff
59AnonymousSep 18, 2026 14:46
Re: #55
Re: #56
Yeah, I can kind of see it with car-related stuff.
56AnonymousSep 18, 2026 14:45
Dashcam accident footage
61AnonymousSep 18, 2026 14:47
When I swing a sand wedge it flies straight sideways.
Seriously, how does that even happen?
I always warn anyone who looks like they're not taking it seriously.
62AnonymousSep 18, 2026 14:52
Re: #61
Your clubface is way too open.
67AnonymousSep 18, 2026 14:56
Re: #61
You should probably practice with half-shots first.
If it just curved, fine, but flying off in a totally wrong direction the instant you hit it means your swing path or clubface angle is clearly off.
70AnonymousSep 18, 2026 14:59
Re: #61
Time to rework your address and backswing.
The club gives you back exactly what you put into it.
72AnonymousSep 18, 2026 14:59
Sure enough, the golf "want-to-teach" old guys are swarming in, lol.
77AnonymousSep 18, 2026 15:04
Re: #72
OP wins big, lol.
75AnonymousSep 18, 2026 15:02
Hey, want-to-teach old man —
tell us your average score.
And your best round, plus which course.
80AnonymousSep 18, 2026 15:11
Re: #75
I don't mind talking golf, so I'd say my average is around 145.
Let me think where my best round was…
There was a course out around Ogawa-machi in Saitama where scores tend to run high, I think.
It was around 135, if I recall.
98AnonymousSep 18, 2026 15:50
Re: #75
I broke 100 by a little at Kawana last year.
83AnonymousSep 18, 2026 15:21
Orchestra
87AnonymousSep 18, 2026 15:34
Re: #83
I played an instrument for a few years despite being bad at it, and my ears were in agony, lol.
90AnonymousSep 18, 2026 15:42
DIY
Swarms of pro carpenters incoming.
94AnonymousSep 18, 2026 15:46
Re: #90
There really are carpenters doing it professionally all over Japan.
If you do it for a living, you've earned the right to call yourself a pro.
100AnonymousSep 18, 2026 15:50
Didn't expect this many NanJ guys to actually play golf.
101AnonymousSep 18, 2026 15:54
Re: #100
Well, there are a lot of old geezers here.

Background and Key Points of This Topic

The “Big Three ___” format is a classic 5ch thread-starter: give two examples and ask readers to supply the third. This time the chosen pair — golf and fried rice — stood out because both are hobbies/dishes that seem low-barrier enough for anyone to try. Commenters largely agreed with defenses like “even just hitting the ball forward is impressive to an amateur” and “it looks easy but is actually incredibly hard,” converging on the view that skills which are easy to judge visually (a golf score, or how separated the rice grains are) tend to invite armchair criticism from amateurs. Baseball and shogi, by contrast, were flagged as a different case — the rise of new evaluation frameworks like sabermetrics and AI game analysis has reshaped their traditional criticism culture, making them a different context from golf and fried rice. Worth noting, since the headline alone could mislead: the thread never actually settled on one “correct” third answer — multiple candidates were simply raised side by side.

*This article is compiled from excerpts and a summary of the 5ch (Nandemo Jikkyo G) thread “[Urgently Wanted] The Big Three Things Where Amateurs Act Like Experts in the Comments: “Golf” and “Fried Rice”.”

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