Shohei Ohtani Slammed as a “Part-Time Pitcher” — 5ch: “That’s Basically a Part-Time Auntie”

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The story

Amid the MLB National League MVP debate, New York Post reporter Jon Heyman said on MLB Network that Cubs outfielder Pete Crow-Armstrong (24) has the edge over Dodgers pitcher Shohei Ohtani (32). Heyman described Ohtani as having “played half the season as a pitcher,” a remark that stirred controversy on social media. On 5ch, reactions split over the “part-time pitcher” label, with many mocking it by comparing Ohtani to a “part-time auntie” (a stock Japanese stereotype of a middle-aged woman working limited part-time hours).

With the NL MVP race widely seen as leaning heavily toward the Cubs’ Pete Crow-Armstrong (24) — known as “PCA” — over the Dodgers’ Shohei Ohtani (32), comments from veteran New York Post reporter Jon Heyman on MLB Network have stirred controversy.

Heyman said, “Right now PCA is leading and he’s the most compelling story — he’s creating more ‘big moments.’” He went on: “He’s the best center fielder in the game. But Ohtani played half the season as a pitcher. I think that value — preventing runs — contributes far more than playing great center field for a full year.”

The comment quickly rippled across social media, drawing intense backlash: “That’s dishonest — it goes without saying Pete beats him on offense and on the basepaths too.” “A full-time, 24-hour outfielder beats a part-time pitcher any day.” “Elite defense and baserunning are worth way more than half a season of pitching.” “Heyman’s a clown.” “Ohtani can’t be relied on at the plate or on the mound anymore, so there’s no reason to play him. PCA is incredible.” With criticism this fierce, the fallout risks alienating not just PCA but other center fielders too, and people are watching closely to see how it plays out.

Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Original article here

What people said

3AnonymousSep 4, 2026 13:16
Why do these guys always have such needlessly sharp wit lol
5AnonymousSep 4, 2026 13:17
Part-time auntie.
Part-time pitcher.
13AnonymousSep 4, 2026 13:17
With reporters like this around, plus the Dodgers looking like division winners while the Cubs have zero shot at all — a unanimous MVP might be a tough ask.
15AnonymousSep 4, 2026 13:18
Re: #13
Still going on about that lol
17AnonymousSep 4, 2026 13:19
"Pitched for half the season" (just April through June)…


Isn't that only 3 months? 🤔
30AnonymousSep 4, 2026 13:22
Re: #17
Pitching every 6th day for a fixed 6 innings is basically a part-time auntie clocking in 6 hours once a week lol
34AnonymousSep 4, 2026 13:24
Re: #17
Don't you know a full season runs about half a year?
19AnonymousSep 4, 2026 13:20
The higher they hype you up, the harder/faster you crash back down lol
69AnonymousSep 4, 2026 13:36
Re: #19
Sounds like Kioxia's stock price (a famously volatile Japanese chipmaker).
22AnonymousSep 4, 2026 13:20
Fair enough, lol.
Well, he can't pitch all year, and even when he starts he doesn't rack up innings, so honestly his value as a pitcher alone is shaky.
With his bat slumping too right now, he's just turned into a mediocre player.
32AnonymousSep 4, 2026 13:24
Re: #22
His career innings total is basically the same as a reliever's, so it's below "shaky," honestly.
27AnonymousSep 4, 2026 13:21
To begin with, in 9 years he's only reached the qualifying-innings threshold once — and even then, barely, in his final start of the year. He starts 8 times out of 9 but still doesn't throw enough innings to qualify. So calling him a part-time auntie instead of a full-timer is just accurate.
39AnonymousSep 4, 2026 13:25
His body's a wreck, right? So why don't they send him down to the minors? Is it just business?
40AnonymousSep 4, 2026 13:26
Re: #39
Because Ohtani doesn't listen to anyone — exactly the same as it was with the Angels.
45AnonymousSep 4, 2026 13:28
Re: #39
Wouldn't NHK throw a fit? (NHK's Japan broadcasts lean heavily on Ohtani for ratings.)
49AnonymousSep 4, 2026 13:29
Re: #39
He's stealing bases just fine, so injuries aren't an excuse.
48AnonymousSep 4, 2026 13:29
Didn't know part-time aunties existed in America too.
50AnonymousSep 4, 2026 13:30
Re: #48
You don't know Stevie Wonder's song "Part-Time Lover"? It's about making a part-time auntie your girlfriend. (A joking misreading of the song.)
53AnonymousSep 4, 2026 13:31
Working two jobs' worth — amazing! No wonder his body's wrecked!


But this is actually kind of weird —
if he's really doing two people's jobs, his WAR is way too low.
Combined it comes out to about 6, so that's only WAR 3 per "job."
55AnonymousSep 4, 2026 13:32
Re: #53
Honestly the whole "two-way player" label is misleading to begin with. Since he's DH-only, he's not playing defense at all — he's just pitching instead.
56AnonymousSep 4, 2026 13:32
Re: #53
Delete this, delete this, delete this.
57AnonymousSep 4, 2026 13:33
Come to think of it, Ichiro was a monster. He was still playing at a normal level well past 40.
60AnonymousSep 4, 2026 13:34
Re: #57
Defense and "algae" aren't affected by slumps 🥺 (a pun — 走塁/baserunning and 藻類/algae are both pronounced "sourui")
78AnonymousSep 4, 2026 13:40
Re: #57
He's not that impressive to begin with. It's like saying "my grades aren't great, but hey, I've never been late or absent."
64AnonymousSep 4, 2026 13:35
There are countless players worldwide who've played multiple positions within the same sport. Heck, Kimutaku (actor Takuya Kimura, in a TV special) played all 8 non-pitcher positions — an "eight-way player," how ridiculous. Compared to genuine two-sport athletes like Bo Jackson (NFL and MLB) or Seiko Hashimoto (speed skating and keirin cycling), it just doesn't measure up.
65AnonymousSep 4, 2026 13:35
Re: #60
Then Ohtani should just do that too…
72AnonymousSep 4, 2026 13:37
Re: #65
He'll break… 🥺
79AnonymousSep 4, 2026 13:40
He's a position player, but since he's DH-only with no defense, that's half a player. He's a pitcher, but he doesn't throw enough innings to qualify and only pitches half the season, so that's half a pitcher. 0.5 + 0.5 = 1. That's just a regular one-way player.
93AnonymousSep 4, 2026 13:47
Re: #79
Even when he does pitch, he usually only throws about half the innings of a normal starter, so honestly that math kind of checks out lol
86AnonymousSep 4, 2026 13:43
Ohtani's already 32, huh.

Kind of sad to think he's entering the phase where it's all about managing the decline from here.
98AnonymousSep 4, 2026 13:51
Re: #86
I thought he'd still be good at least through next year…
94AnonymousSep 4, 2026 13:47
PCA is amazing — young, with a bright future, thriving as a real two-way threat on both offense and defense 😳 He's got everything Ohtani wishes he had 😳
99AnonymousSep 4, 2026 13:51
Ohtani gets absolutely torn apart the second he's not at the very top — rough gig. Of course he's going to have his ups and downs.

Background and Key Points

MVP voting is supposed to reflect a player’s total “value” — batting, baserunning, defense, and pitching combined — but this dispute exposed just how much that calculus can vary by evaluator. Heyman weighted the rarity of preventing runs as a pitcher more heavily than the everyday contribution of playing center field. Critics argued Ohtani’s value should be discounted given how few days he actually takes the field, and on 5ch the “part-time pitcher” label snowballed into a running joke about his start schedule and usage pattern. Worth noting: this is just one American reporter’s opinion, not an actual MVP vote result. Some replies in the thread veered into personal attacks unrelated to the article and have been left out.

*This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Livegalileo board) thread “[Sad News] Shohei Ohtani Gets Saddled With the Dishonorable Nickname “Part-Time Pitcher” in America wwwww.”

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