Men on 5ch have been flooding a thread with stories about the discomfort of “sit-to-pee” (座りション, peeing while sitting on the toilet) — from the unpleasant feeling of their junk touching the bowl to accidentally soaking their pants when the stream got away from them.
Opinions split on whether you should just hold it down with your hand, or whether the real problem is that toilet bowls are simply too narrow — and some posters recommended dedicated guard products sold on Amazon.
That shouldn't happen even without lifting the seat.
I hate sitting on the toilet because I end up pooping even when I didn't need to go.
>>4
The reverse is true too.
The reverse is true too.
When I've been holding it in so long my bladder's about to burst, the stream comes out with so much force it clears the rim guard and my pants down around my ankles get soaked.
Anyone who's messed up once just learns to point it down with their hand.
Why are you hard in the first place?
With a shallow bowl, it's the tip of your soft dick hanging down and touching the rim that's the real problem.
With a shallow bowl, it's the tip of your soft dick hanging down and touching the rim that's the real problem.
It happens sometimes when it comes out in a strong burst.
It's not built for a dick pointing straight down, so it's a structural flaw.
There's a "sit-pee silicone guard" thing on Amazon.
Works great.
Works great.
Why don't you just hold it down with your hand?
>>16
Your dick still touches the bowl either way.
Have you never actually tried this? (エアプ, "air play" — slang for talking like you know something you've never actually done)
Your dick still touches the bowl either way.
Have you never actually tried this? (エアプ, "air play" — slang for talking like you know something you've never actually done)
It's a mystery why potty chairs (おまる, kids' training potties) never caught on for adults.
I hold it with my hand so I'm fine 🫳
>>19
The whole advantage is not having to touch it at all.
The whole advantage is not having to touch it at all.
>>19
You should stop doing that.
I held it down with my hand and peed with my usual force, and there was a "sizzle" sound and a jolt of pain shot through my dick.
You should stop doing that.
I held it down with my hand and peed with my usual force, and there was a "sizzle" sound and a jolt of pain shot through my dick.
Splashback hits my dick pretty often.
So I adjust how hard I go as I pee.
So I adjust how hard I go as I pee.
This one time I felt really sick while out, ran into a bathroom, and peed with a totally limp dick — that's when it happened, and I panicked.
Everyone who sits down to pee must be small down there.
If you're big it touches the bowl and gets gross, so I never sit unless I'm actually pooping.
If you're big it touches the bowl and gets gross, so I never sit unless I'm actually pooping.
If I don't hold it with my hand it touches the seat, so this has never happened to me.
Hold. Your dick. Down.
Just hold your dick down.
Just hold your dick down.
Isn't the tip touching the bowl actually pretty dangerous, seriously?
It's not your dick touching the bowl — your ass is just too big.
Toilets seriously need a redesign. The front's too narrow.
I get it, I'm big too.
When I'm hard I hold it with my hand.
Mine's big enough that it almost touches, so I have to adjust.
Mine's big enough that it almost touches, so I have to adjust.
Happens to me all the time.
Last time I had my wife go home to grab me spare pants and underwear.
Last time I had my wife go home to grab me spare pants and underwear.
>>76
Could you stop bragging about having a wife who nurses you like that?
Could you stop bragging about having a wife who nurses you like that?
Best fix is just adding a urinal at home too.
>>93
But if you're going to bother installing two toilets, you'd rather have one that can also handle No. 2.
But if you're going to bother installing two toilets, you'd rather have one that can also handle No. 2.
Honestly, even at 183cm (6'0") I find the bowls too small.
The toilets at business hotels are so tiny I thought they were made for kindergartners.
The toilets at business hotels are so tiny I thought they were made for kindergartners.
>>100
Business hotels also often leave zero space in front of the bowl, which doesn't help either.
Business hotels also often leave zero space in front of the bowl, which doesn't help either.
>>96
Just make the bathroom bigger and put both a urinal and a regular toilet in one room.
My grandma's house had that setup — it was handy.
Just make the bathroom bigger and put both a urinal and a regular toilet in one room.
My grandma's house had that setup — it was handy.
>>103
When you factor in the extra cleaning, you'd decide it's not worth it.
When you factor in the extra cleaning, you'd decide it's not worth it.
Apparently this happens to women too.
Like when it hits their labia (ビラ, slang) and throws off the angle.
Like when it hits their labia (ビラ, slang) and throws off the angle.
>>110
Wait, "labia"? Like the flyers hotels hand out? lol (ビラ is slang for both "labia" and the everyday word for "flyer/pamphlet" — that's the joke)
Wait, "labia"? Like the flyers hotels hand out? lol (ビラ is slang for both "labia" and the everyday word for "flyer/pamphlet" — that's the joke)
Whoever leaves it looking like this — are they trying to set a trap? Goddammit.
>>112
No, we're talking about peeing here.
No, we're talking about peeing here.
*This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Nandemo Jikkyou G) thread「[Image] Sit-to-Pee — This Is Why It’s Scary wwwwwwww」.
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