‘Guard Me, Lunight’ Video Hits 4 Million Views — 5ch Live Thread Goes Wild

After the video “Guard Me, Lunight” surpassed 4 million views, the 5ch live commentary thread kicked off with chants of “Dabupan-Ō!” (“Double-Punch King!”). From there the conversation sprawled into all sorts of topics — Hololive-related gaming tournament news, and the usual bickering over who does or doesn’t hold a professional qualification.

35Anonymous2026/08/23(日) 11:55:40.37

Nnnnnnnaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

38Anonymous2026/08/23(日) 11:55:57.09

>>35
What is this guy even doing?

41Anonymous2026/08/23(日) 11:56:23.13

>>35
What is happening here 🤔

141Anonymous2026/08/23(日) 12:06:28.40

>>35
Ohhh~ 😍

72Anonymous2026/08/23(日) 11:58:47.91

76Anonymous2026/08/23(日) 11:59:10.71

>>72
Is that Kajita's wife?

116Anonymous2026/08/23(日) 12:04:14.81

【Good News】Sakura Miko joins the gaming tournament hosted by Usada Pekora 🌸
http://bbs.eddibb.cc/test/read.cgi/liveedge/1787453978/

128Anonymous2026/08/23(日) 12:05:27.60

>>116
They'll technically get invited, but I doubt they'll actually show up 😅

134Anonymous2026/08/23(日) 12:05:54.49

>>116
What about Nna-tan?

151Anonymous2026/08/23(日) 12:07:13.28

>>116
Pekora, Marine, and Suisei — the ones who actually pull numbers — get the front row 😏

162Anonymous2026/08/23(日) 12:07:58.96

189Anonymous2026/08/23(日) 12:10:29.33

>>162
They all have the same face 😨

190Anonymous2026/08/23(日) 12:10:33.69

195Anonymous2026/08/23(日) 12:11:14.68

>>190
Hey, that's Kurumi, right?

217Anonymous2026/08/23(日) 12:12:57.62

So that's why they posted it so excitedly lol
Probably because they just got it

225Anonymous2026/08/23(日) 12:13:26.46

>>217
But you don't even have a qualification yourself
You're straight-up losing here lol

269Anonymous2026/08/23(日) 12:16:47.24

That's hot 🥵

275Anonymous2026/08/23(日) 12:17:05.85

>>269
That's a Chu-Pet! (a popular Japanese freezer-pouch popsicle)

278Anonymous2026/08/23(日) 12:17:19.97

>>269
Now I want some Pokin Ice (a snap-and-eat frozen ice bar)

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