Fake “Hololive Fan” Salary-Brag Copypasta Hits 5ch — Viewers Call It “Just Trolling”

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The story

On a Sunday-afternoon 5ch livestream-commentary thread, someone dropped a “salary brag” copypasta posing as a “Hololis” (5ch slang for a diehard Hololive fan). It rattled off some flashy numbers — a ¥1.4 million take-home bonus, a ¥780,000 take-home monthly salary, and ¥1.18 million a week from investing — but the thread’s reaction was lukewarm, with posts like “turns out Hololive fans are just trolling, huh.”

Right after that, someone suggested the person behind this kind of copypasta might be the same poster who’d spammed 38 self-replies talking to themselves in another thread — and the conversation spiraled off in an unexpected direction.

What people said

4AnonymousAug 23, 2026 13:32



Hasn't the original Bocchi the Rock! (by creator Aki Hamaji) gone quiet on the anime front and started fading?
This version of Bocchi the Rock is way better
22AnonymousAug 23, 2026 13:33
Re: #4
[*Reposted images]






31AnonymousAug 23, 2026 13:34
Re: #22
If someone compiles all the new ones, I'll buy it
35AnonymousAug 23, 2026 13:35
Re: #22
The original Hamaji version is on the decline anyway, I like this one better
21AnonymousAug 23, 2026 13:33
[Started 13:16] W A K E U P ! I T ' S N O O N ! – Kazaki Ch. ‐ Morinaka Hanasaki
https://youtu.be/krspJHA87Eo https://i.ytimg.com/vi/krspJHA87Eo/maxresdefault.jpg
23AnonymousAug 23, 2026 13:34
And so, the Hololive stans turned out to have zero interest in numbers between rival companies after all
Guess people who compete on their own merits really are different
27AnonymousAug 23, 2026 13:34
Re: #23
Is this an undeniable fact?!
25AnonymousAug 23, 2026 13:34
Bring up stock prices and the Holo-pigs (a derisive nickname for hardcore Hololive fans) lose it every time — love that about them 😘
30AnonymousAug 23, 2026 13:34
Re: #25
Yeah, they clearly took massive damage there lol lmaooo
38AnonymousAug 23, 2026 13:37
Re: #35
What are you muttering to yourself about, "the Hamaji version" vs "this one"? That's creepy 🫨
40AnonymousAug 23, 2026 13:37
Re: #38
Hama-pig's getting salty lol (mocking term for fans of the original manga, echoing "Holo-pig")
41AnonymousAug 23, 2026 13:38
Re: #38
But honestly, the original Hamaji version of Bocchi the Rock really is on the decline though
47AnonymousAug 23, 2026 13:39
Got some funding from my parents 🤗
48AnonymousAug 23, 2026 13:40
Re: #47
There are two of them 😲
49AnonymousAug 23, 2026 13:40
Re: #47
Why old-style bills?
61AnonymousAug 23, 2026 13:41
Re: #47
Is this AI-generated?
Faking Bank of Japan notes seems like a bad idea though
52AnonymousAug 23, 2026 13:40
The bond between the 4th-gen members is eternal 😭
54AnonymousAug 23, 2026 13:40
Re: #52
Koko-chan…? 😭
60AnonymousAug 23, 2026 13:40
Re: #52
They never made up, right to the end
62AnonymousAug 23, 2026 13:41
Sunday at the "tousuko" board (the thread's in-joke nickname) 🏡…

Hololive-stan A: "Check out my bonus, huh? And I've got kids too." (¥1.4 million take-home bonus)
Hololive-stan B: "Huh? My salary's way more impressive, scrub." (¥780,000 take-home monthly salary)
Hololive-stan C: "I live off investment income, sorry for being on a whole different level, plebs lol" (¥1.18 million a week from investing)

Me: "Whoa… that's a high-level battle huh…"

Nijisanji-pig (mirrors "Holo-pig" as a jab at Nijisanji fans): "Nijisanji's STOCK PRICE! Their PROFITS! Look at the Holo-pigs' faces!"

☝😞 …so why's there such a gap?
67AnonymousAug 23, 2026 13:41
Re: #62
Turns out Hololive stans are just trolling scum
Nijisanji fanboys are actually better
70AnonymousAug 23, 2026 13:42
Re: #62
Lol, so the only thing they can brag about is the company, not the talents?
77AnonymousAug 23, 2026 13:43
Re: #62
Same VTuber-otaku ("VTuber-pig", slang for VTuber obsessives in general), yet worlds apart in level 🥹
74AnonymousAug 23, 2026 13:42
Re: #70
Come to think of it, those guys never flex about the talents themselves, huh 😲
79AnonymousAug 23, 2026 13:43
Re: #74
They can't
81AnonymousAug 23, 2026 13:44
I was wondering why there weren't any energetic Holo-pigs self-replying today — turns out they were busy writing the copypasta
84AnonymousAug 23, 2026 13:45
Re: #81
Ah, you mean the Nijisanji-pig who spammed 38 self-replies in another thread?

https://nova.5ch.io/test/read.cgi/livegalileo/1787453318/772
107AnonymousAug 23, 2026 13:46
119AnonymousAug 23, 2026 13:48
Re: #107
I was watching yesterday and Inoue and Yhwach just disappeared — what happened there? I don't know the source material so I'm lost
125AnonymousAug 23, 2026 13:50
Um…
today's Sunday lol
128AnonymousAug 23, 2026 13:50
Re: #125
134AnonymousAug 23, 2026 13:51
How are Luna's streams anyway?
I've only ever seen her birthday live
138AnonymousAug 23, 2026 13:52
Re: #134
It's "nnasshoi," duh (Himemori Luna's catchphrase)
140AnonymousAug 23, 2026 13:52
Re: #138
That code word's kinda scary~
141AnonymousAug 23, 2026 13:52
Re: #138
What do you mean "code word," you jerk

Background and Key Points

Hololive and Nijisanji are Japan’s two dominant VTuber agencies, and both of their parent companies — Cover Corp and Anycolor — went public on the Tokyo Stock Exchange in 2022. That listing is why “stock price” and “profits” function as actual bragging rights for Nijisanji fans: they’re pointing at a real, checkable number on a ticker, not a personal claim. “Holo-pig” and “Nijisanji-pig” are 5ch’s mirrored insults for each fandom’s most obsessive posters, and “salary-brag copypasta” is a long-running genre on Japanese boards where someone posts an exaggerated income boast, almost always as parody rather than a real disclosure — the ¥1.4 million bonus, ¥780,000 salary, and ¥1.18 million weekly investment income here read as stock comedic beats, not data.

The thread didn’t actually split over whether Hololive or Nijisanji is “better.” The consensus formed quickly and in one direction: the copypasta was dismissed as an obvious troll, and posters used it to make a specific, narrower point — that Hololive fans, when needled about money, reach for personal wealth flexes, while Nijisanji fans reach for the company’s stock price and earnings instead of praising their own talents. The mild disagreement, such as it was, was over whether that difference says something meaningful about fan culture or is just noise from one bored poster who’d also been spamming self-replies elsewhere.

What’s easy to miss is that “flex about the company” isn’t actually a compliment to Nijisanji’s talents either — the thread itself concedes that Nijisanji fans “can’t” brag about the performers, only the balance sheet.

This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Nandemo Jikkyo G) thread “My Lucky Charm Flower Margaret (・o・🍬)🏰.”

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