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  • Hanshin’s Riito Ihara Apologizes, “I Offer My Deepest Apologies” — Farm-Team Assignment Decided Amid Assault Allegations Involving Woman in Her 20s

    Hanshin Tigers pitcher Riito Ihara has apologized through the club after allegations surfaced that he assaulted a woman in her 20s, and it’s been confirmed he will train with the farm team. Since he’s a starting lefty already sitting on 4 wins this season, the thread saw a flurry of comments criticizing the leniency of the punishment, comparing it to the club’s past scandals, and pointing out how often these incidents involve drinking.

    [Hanshin] Riito Ihara apologizes through the club, “I offer my deepest apologies” — farm-team assignment decided following assault allegation reports; the rotation lefty has 4 wins this season too

    Hanshin Tigers pitcher Riito Ihara (26), whose assault allegations were reported by a weekly magazine the previous day on the 19th, released a statement through the club on the 20th.

    “I sincerely apologize for the worry and disturbance this has caused our fans and so many others.”

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Original article here

    5AnonymousAug 21, 2026 00:09
    Should get fired.
    This is Abe Shinnosuke-level (referencing the Giants manager's own past scandal).
    23AnonymousAug 21, 2026 00:20
    Re: #5
    He wasn't arrested, so he's in the clear.
    12AnonymousAug 21, 2026 00:15
    Osaka University of Commerce, huh… yeah, figures.
    75AnonymousAug 21, 2026 01:08
    Re: #12
    His 'corporate training' was at NTT West (his old company-league team).
    19AnonymousAug 21, 2026 00:19
    Hanshin: Assault
    Giants: Domestic violence
    BayStars: Hitman
    Swallows: Bat-throwing
    Carp: Zombie
    Dragons: Weak

    The Central League should just disband at this point.
    52AnonymousAug 21, 2026 00:39
    Re: #19
    'Weak' lol
    69AnonymousAug 21, 2026 01:03
    Re: #19
    Osuna's the worst offender by far.
    It's wild he's still allowed to keep playing.
    31AnonymousAug 21, 2026 00:24
    Is this the first negative Hanshin story since Nishi Yuki's affair outings during COVID?
    33AnonymousAug 21, 2026 00:26
    Re: #31
    I feel like there was some article this year or last about a 'took her home' incident or something.
    Though whether that counts as 'negative' is debatable.
    89AnonymousAug 21, 2026 01:38
    Re: #31
    Whatever happened with the Shimoyanagi Tsuyoshi Instagram hijacking incident?
    42AnonymousAug 21, 2026 00:30
    A year and a half out of college into his corporate career and he's already full of himself.
    Or maybe he just didn't learn anything at NTT.
    70AnonymousAug 21, 2026 01:04
    Re: #42
    It's Hanshin, after all.
    The place is crawling with sugar daddies (wealthy patrons who dote on players).
    43AnonymousAug 21, 2026 00:30
    Are they seriously planning to let this slide with just a farm-team demotion?
    He'll definitely be back once things blow over — baseball really is soft on criminals.
    Take a page from Abe Shin's book.
    71AnonymousAug 21, 2026 01:04
    Re: #43
    Abe will probably come back too once things cool down.
    55AnonymousAug 21, 2026 00:44
    Team, don't let a first-year player run wild like that.
    147AnonymousAug 21, 2026 05:59
    Re: #55
    He's actually in his second year — 8 appearances so far this season, 4 wins, 2 losses, 3.25 ERA.
    62AnonymousAug 21, 2026 00:52
    Apparently getting sent to the farm team makes your sins disappear.
    64AnonymousAug 21, 2026 00:54
    Re: #62
    Does Abe Shinnosuke's sin disappear too if he becomes farm-team manager?
    82AnonymousAug 21, 2026 01:20
    'Adjustment' — adjusting what, exactly?
    84AnonymousAug 21, 2026 01:21
    Re: #82
    He's probably just going to drown his frustration in alcohol.
    Drinking at home, that is.
    86AnonymousAug 21, 2026 01:32
    Sounds like he's got a drinking problem — this type doesn't get better easily, he'll do it again.
    92AnonymousAug 21, 2026 01:43
    Re: #86
    If he were an average Joe, he'd be the type to pass out drunk in the middle of the road and get run over.
    91AnonymousAug 21, 2026 01:42
    Same with 'Zombie' — a farm-team demotion apparently counts as atonement.
    94AnonymousAug 21, 2026 01:44
    Re: #91
    The players' union might push back on how complaints get handled, so the team has to verify the facts first for this kind of thing,
    which tends to make their response lag behind.
    108AnonymousAug 21, 2026 02:18
    Pretty traditional drinking behavior for a baseball player, honestly.
    You never hear good stories about baseball guys and the nightlife scene.
    112AnonymousAug 21, 2026 02:31
    Re: #108
    Can't be helped — at a popular team, even if a guy's talent and stats are mediocre,
    people flock around fawning over him.
    It's a job, after all — as long as he's wearing that uniform,
    he's basically an accessory for the flatterers,
    a trophy for them to show off.
    110AnonymousAug 21, 2026 02:30
    Did something get said that set him off,
    or did he just snap on his own without any provocation?
    114AnonymousAug 21, 2026 02:33
    Re: #110
    Being drunk is different from being sober, you know.
    There really are people who flip a switch over words that wouldn't normally set them off once alcohol's involved.
    It's common for onlookers to think 'that's what set him off?'
    126AnonymousAug 21, 2026 03:11
    Re: #110
    It said he mistakenly thought a woman was ignoring him and blew up over it.

    Background and Key Points

    Riito Ihara’s case sits inside a well-worn Japanese pro-baseball pattern: a player is accused of misconduct by a weekly tabloid (here, a shūkanshi report), the club issues a written apology on his behalf rather than the player facing media directly, and punishment is an “ni-gun” (farm/minor-league) assignment rather than suspension or release. This is softer than it sounds to Western readers — Japan’s ni-gun system is a full parallel league (Hanshin’s is based in Nishinomiya), so being sent down isn’t exile from baseball, just off the top roster while the club “verifies facts,” as one poster noted, partly to manage union process. Ihara, 26, a University 2nd or corporate-league product (Osaka University of Commerce, then NTT West’s shakaijin/industrial-league team — a common pro-baseball entry route), is in his second pro year and already a rotation arm with 4 wins, which is precisely why posters expect this to blow over: an effective young starter is asset the team won’t discard.

    The thread’s real fault line isn’t whether Ihara did wrong — nobody defends the act — but whether “training with the farm team” constitutes actual accountability, with repeated comparisons to Kyojin manager Shinnosuke Abe’s own past scandal and a runthrough of other Central League teams’ recent incidents (violence, an alleged hit-and-run, bat-throwing, an Instagram hack) framed as evidence the whole league treats these episodes as PR management rather than discipline.

    What outsiders likely miss: no arrest has been made, which under Japanese practice is why the club can avoid harsher sanctions — commentators explicitly note “not arrested = in the clear” as the operative legal threshold, distinct from actual guilt or a Nippon Professional Baseball league-office penalty, which hasn’t been reported here.

    *This article is compiled as an excerpt/summary of the 5ch (Geinou/Sports News+) thread “[Baseball] Hanshin’s Riito Ihara Apologizes, “I Offer My Deepest Apologies” — Farm-Team Assignment Decided Amid Assault Allegations Involving Woman in Her 20s.”

  • Tamura Meimei: “The theater wasn’t filling up, so I asked radio shows to help promote it”

    Former ANGERME member Mei Tamura (nickname “Meimei”) has revealed that ticket sales were sluggish for the launch performance of her newly founded theater troupe “Koume-chan,” prompting her to ask Hello! Project-affiliated radio shows for promotional help. With the production featuring well-known musical theater actors, 5ch users debated why the seats weren’t filling up, and questioned the wisdom of Tamura handling the script, direction, and starring role all by herself.

    1AnonymousAug 20, 2026 07:57
    Just how badly is she struggling to sell tickets?
    2AnonymousAug 20, 2026 07:59
    She mistook the drawing power of past productions
    for drawing power of her own making.
    4AnonymousAug 20, 2026 08:01
    Why not combine the stage show (plays, musicals) with a live event (birthday events, talk shows, etc.)?
    Merge the two together?
    Do the acting, and also sing Hello! Project songs
    That way you could pull in Hello! Project fans too, couldn't you?
    What do you think, Mei Tamura?
    5AnonymousAug 20, 2026 08:02
    Only a handful of talents can draw a crowd on their own name
    Fans are probably following the troupe, not her personally
    7AnonymousAug 20, 2026 08:03
    Handing your own fanbase over to theater people like that isn't going to work
    Wake up — you're just being sweet-talked and used
    8AnonymousAug 20, 2026 08:05
    If you're going to advertise to Hello! Project fans, you'd better offer them something they'd actually be happy about
    9AnonymousAug 20, 2026 08:06
    A 400-seat capacity is pretty big, isn't it?
    Space Zero, the venue Hello! Project often uses, seats about 400 too
    11AnonymousAug 20, 2026 08:10
    She probably should've built up more of a track record before going independent
    Though honestly it also just feels like she simply misjudged the venue size
    13AnonymousAug 20, 2026 08:12
    Using every connection you've got takes some real nerve, gotta give her that
    I'd just like to see her show up as a special guest at a Hello! Project concert or something too
    14AnonymousAug 20, 2026 08:18
    Starts her own theater troupe for her 10th anniversary as an actress and it's already in trouble lol
    15AnonymousAug 20, 2026 08:21
    I'm not quite following
    Is this her usual solo stage show, or did she actually go independent? Which is it?
    17AnonymousAug 20, 2026 08:24
    Re: #15
    It's the launch performance for her new theater troupe
    23AnonymousAug 20, 2026 08:29
    Re: #15
    She always did it solo before, but this time she even hired other actors
    16AnonymousAug 20, 2026 08:23
    Don't you normally start out with something like 100-200 seats?
    18AnonymousAug 20, 2026 08:24
    She apparently offered a role to Karin (Karin Miyamoto, former Hello! Project idol) but got a lukewarm response lol
    19AnonymousAug 20, 2026 08:25
    Is this even a musical to begin with?
    A play where she doesn't sing, when singing is supposed to be her strength?
    20AnonymousAug 20, 2026 08:26
    Production, script, music, starring: Mei Tamura(sic — her name's kanji is misspelled)
    Who's actually going to go watch this?
    22AnonymousAug 20, 2026 08:28
    She had a flyer made and tried to post it, but it got flagged as adult content and she panicked
    That part was funny
    24AnonymousAug 20, 2026 08:29
    'Only Lonely Girl Girl Girl' — A Story Dedicated to Those of Us Who Never Became Normal —


    Mei Tamura launches the theater unit 'Koume-chan,' handling planning, script, direction, and the starring role herself! The first production co-stars Maaya Harada and Kanoko Ito, running at I'M A SHOW in October 2026.

    9,800 yen
    49AnonymousAug 20, 2026 08:51
    Re: #24
    Empty seats everywhere, that's sad
    25AnonymousAug 20, 2026 08:29
    And on top of that, with two well-known musical theater actors in the cast
    37AnonymousAug 20, 2026 08:38
    Re: #25
    Their fans should have shown up too, you'd think
    28AnonymousAug 20, 2026 08:31
    Maybe the content just isn't grabbing theater fans either
    30AnonymousAug 20, 2026 08:32
    Re: #28
    The subject matter is just too dark
    48AnonymousAug 20, 2026 08:50
    Re: #1
    Even Ishida, who had the lead role, couldn't fill a 150-seat venue
    51AnonymousAug 20, 2026 08:51
    Re: #48
    If a free stream only pulls 100 viewers, a paid show would probably draw around 50
    59AnonymousAug 20, 2026 09:01
    Wasn't the 'Chairman' already deceased?
    61AnonymousAug 20, 2026 09:02
    Re: #59
    Oh, you mean the other 'Chairman' lol
    Who was that again? Some old idol's manager, right?
    84AnonymousAug 20, 2026 09:16
    She doesn't have enough goodwill built up to have celebrities she can rely on
    She got a pity slot on a Hello! Project radio show, and this is the result
    87AnonymousAug 20, 2026 09:17
    Re: #84
    She should get Kanna Hashimoto on
    They've worked together before, right?
    90AnonymousAug 20, 2026 09:19
    Re: #84
    She's already relying on Miyamoto and Takeuchi
    That's kind of pathetic…
    94AnonymousAug 20, 2026 09:28
    Re: #90
    And apparently she hadn't even seen Miyamoto once since graduating lol
    95AnonymousAug 20, 2026 09:30
    Re: #94
    Wait… how did that even happen lol
    Surprised Miyamoto agreed to it
    106AnonymousAug 20, 2026 09:40
    Back in their Hello! Project days, Miyamoto and Tamura were close
    Though apparently it's the kind of relationship where they never meet once they've left the group
    108AnonymousAug 20, 2026 09:51
    Re: #106

    > though apparently it's the kind of relationship where they never meet once they've left the group

    If they were really close, they'd make time in their schedules to see each other lol
    116AnonymousAug 20, 2026 10:58
    She's the lead in 'Orb' (a stage production), you know
    What has your favorite done lately? lol
    118AnonymousAug 20, 2026 11:08
    Re: #116
    All that did was give her some hollow prestige
    117AnonymousAug 20, 2026 10:59
    If Meimei had famous otaku fans of her own to draw on, she'd have used them — but she doesn't, so there's nothing to be done
    119AnonymousAug 20, 2026 11:11
    Re: #117
    She doesn't have even one?

    Background and Key Points

    Hello! Project is the agency umbrella behind Morning Musume and its sister idol groups, ANGERME among them; graduates routinely go on to acting, but they carry no guaranteed audience with them once they leave the idol system. Mei Tamura left ANGERME and has spent roughly a decade doing solo stage work before founding her own troupe, Koume-chan, timed to her tenth anniversary as an actress. The launch production, “Only Lonely Girl Girl Girl,” runs at the roughly 150-to-400-seat range of small Tokyo theaters typical for this tier of production, priced at 9,800 yen, with Tamura credited as writer, director, and lead, alongside two established musical-theater actors. Asking Hello! Project-affiliated radio programs like 60TRY-bu to promote a non-idol theater production is notable because it borrows institutional reach she otherwise lacks.

    The thread’s actual disagreement is not about whether the show is struggling — everyone agrees it is — but about the cause: some blame Tamura for overestimating her personal drawing power versus the troupe’s or her castmates’, others fault the bleak subject matter, others point to her taking on writing, directing, and starring simultaneously as simply too much for one person to execute and market well.

    What outside readers likely miss is that Hello! Project fandom and stage-theater fandom are largely separate economies in Japan; buying idol-related concert tickets doesn’t translate into buying tickets for a graduate’s unrelated dramatic production, even with radio cross-promotion. Also worth noting, unmentioned in the thread: despite Tamura being known primarily for singing, this production is a straight play without musical numbers, which may undercut exactly the appeal her existing fans expect from her.

    ※This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Hello! Project) thread “Tamura Meimei: “The theater’s seats weren’t filling up as much as I expected, so I asked Radio Nippon to let me come promote it on 60TRY-bu and other talk radio shows”.”

  • Japan National Team Coaching Staff Retained — Nawa, Nakamura, Hasebe and 4 Others Stay On Through Asian Cup

    Following its board meeting on the 20th, the Japan Football Association announced the coaching staff for the national team heading into the AFC Asian Cup 2027, confirming that Hiroshi Nawa, Shunsuke Nakamura, Makoto Hasebe, and four others will all stay on. Manager Hajime Moriyasu’s contract also runs only through the Asian Cup, and on 5ch’s live-discussion threads, fans traded opinions over what to expect from Tsuyoshi Oiwa going forward, as well as the apparent aim of using Hasebe’s role with an eye toward a future stint as national team manager.

    Japan’s national team coaching staff confirmed to continue! Coach Hiroshi Nawa, Coach Shunsuke Nakamura, Coach Makoto Hasebe, and all 7 members retained from the North/Central America World Cup

    The Japan Football Association (JFA) held a board meeting on the 20th, followed by a press briefing. Managing Director Kazuyuki Yukawa announced that, per a resolution from the Technical Committee, the coaching staff for the Japan national team through the AFC Asian Cup 2027 has been decided.

    Manager Hajime Moriyasu’s contract runs through the AFC Asian Cup 2027, to be held in Saudi Arabia in January 2027.

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Original article here

    13AnonymousAug 21, 2026 00:27
    They clearly want to groom Hasebe from coach into national team manager.
    Okada had to take over suddenly because of Kamo's screw-up, but
    national team managers really ought to learn the ropes as a J.League manager first.
    114AnonymousAug 21, 2026 01:40
    Re: #13
    I don't think Hasebe needs to go through the J.League route.
    If he burns almost 10 years on J.League plus national team manager, that leaves way less time to manage overseas.
    Strike while the iron's hot — while there's demand for him, he should head to Frankfurt or wherever in the Bundesliga if there's an offer.
    16AnonymousAug 21, 2026 00:28
    Let Oiwa pick his own staff.
    Don't make him inherit this bloated coaching staff the last manager picked out of personal favoritism — is this Yamamoto's doing?
    43AnonymousAug 21, 2026 00:47
    Re: #16
    Both the manager and the coaches are only signed through the Asian Cup.
    Oiwa gets a say after that.
    143AnonymousAug 21, 2026 03:00
    Re: #16
    Oiwa's going to carry on Moriyasu's approach.
    24AnonymousAug 21, 2026 00:33
    Seriously, don't call Mitoma and 'Zion' back for something as minor as the Asian Cup ("Zion" — a fan nickname for a Japan international, likening him to NBA star Zion Williamson).
    Fine if it were a new manager, but Moriyasu's on his way out anyway.
    Bring Oiwa in as coach, build the squad around the Olympic-age players, and go win the thing with that lineup, you idiots.
    105AnonymousAug 21, 2026 01:22
    Re: #24
    Don't act so high and mighty, you scrub who can barely scrape into the round of 32 lol
    44AnonymousAug 21, 2026 00:47
    Once this tournament's done, we can finally say goodbye to 'Poichi' and 'Nanami' (nicknames used for manager Moriyasu and coach Nawa).
    47AnonymousAug 21, 2026 00:50
    Re: #44
    Nawa's contribution was huge.
    Go look up the national team's scoring output and win rate since he came on board.
    It was the best it's ever been.
    49AnonymousAug 21, 2026 00:52
    Seriously, don't call up the Premier League guys.
    Let them focus on their clubs instead of the Asian Cup.
    73AnonymousAug 21, 2026 01:00
    Re: #49
    Yeah, let's not call up the Premier League players for the World Cup or the Olympics either — let them focus on their clubs ❤
    70AnonymousAug 21, 2026 01:00
    Kazu (59) scores again!
    Football: rehab sport for guys pushing retirement age lol
    That's soccer for you lol

    [Emperor's Cup Football] Fukushima's Kazu scores! Sets new record for oldest pro goal at 59 years, 5 months, 24 days — Round 1 vs. Oyama Club [Shogun★]
    https://hayabusa9.5ch.io/test/read.cgi/mnewsplus/1787136433/






    So what are you guys gonna do now lol
    78AnonymousAug 21, 2026 01:01
    Re: #70
    Losing it at this hour???
    126AnonymousAug 21, 2026 01:49
    I get calling up Moriyasu since he won the J.League title, but
    why call up these coaches when they haven't even delivered results?
    129AnonymousAug 21, 2026 01:54
    Re: #126
    And where exactly are these coaches who 'have results'?
    133AnonymousAug 21, 2026 02:04
    All of them put together still couldn't beat Honda one-on-one.
    155AnonymousAug 21, 2026 03:39
    Re: #133
    Makes no sense.
    Honda's completely out of the picture at this point.
    He's off shouting 'let me be national team manager' all on his own, but nobody's paying him any attention.

    Background and Key Points

    The Japan Football Association (JFA) sets national-team staffing through its board and Technical Committee, and it has traditionally tied contracts to tournament cycles rather than fixed calendar terms. Hajime Moriyasu, who led Japan through the 2026 World Cup in North/Central America, has now been reappointed only through the AFC Asian Cup 2027, which Saudi Arabia will host in January rather than the usual mid-year slot. The seven-person staff being retained intact — including Hiroshi Nawa, former Japan playmaker Shunsuke Nakamura, and ex-captain Makoto Hasebe — reflects a long-standing JFA pattern of promoting from within its own coaching pipeline rather than importing outside staff, and of using short-term contracts as an evaluation window before committing further.

    The thread’s actual disagreement isn’t over whether to keep the staff, which the JFA had already decided, but over what should happen next: several posters want incoming coach Tsuyoshi Oiwa to be free to build his own staff after the Asian Cup rather than inherit Moriyasu’s picks, while others insist he’ll simply continue Moriyasu’s approach regardless. A second, sharper split concerns Hasebe — whether he should first manage in the J.League to “earn” the national job the way past managers did, or skip that route entirely and take a European offer while his profile is hot, since a decade split between J.League and the national team would cost him his overseas window.

    What outsiders may miss is that these are coaching, not managerial, contracts — Moriyasu’s job itself isn’t guaranteed beyond January 2027, and nothing here confirms Oiwa or Hasebe as his successor, despite posters already debating succession as if it were settled.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Geinou/Sports News+) thread “[Football] Japan National Team Coaching Staff Decided! Coach Hiroshi Nawa, Coach Shunsuke Nakamura, Coach Makoto Hasebe, and All 7 Retained from the World Cup.”

  • Late-Night 5ch Post Asking ‘Anyone Want to Chat?’ Turns Into First-Date Jitters Support Group

    Just past 1 a.m., a thread titled “I want to have a relaxed, rambling chat” popped up on 5ch’s News VIP board. The original poster admitted they couldn’t settle down ahead of a first date planned for Saturday, and from there the conversation drifted into Uma Musume, writing novels with ChatGPT, and manga talk.

    1AnonymousAug 21, 2026 01:19
    I want to have a relaxed, rambling chat
    10AnonymousAug 21, 2026 01:25
    Re: #8
    I just can't sleep lately.
    Lately I've been burning incense and listening to ASMR to somehow manage to fall asleep.
    12AnonymousAug 21, 2026 01:26
    Re: #10
    Well, I mean, here we are on a board like this at this hour…
    15AnonymousAug 21, 2026 01:30
    If I've got one worry, it's that there's someone I like, and we're going on our first date this Saturday — I have no idea what to do and I'm a nervous wreck.
    20AnonymousAug 21, 2026 01:32
    Re: #15
    What, is this a humble-brag? Go post it on X.
    28AnonymousAug 21, 2026 01:38
    Can't sleep either, but I can't really help with love advice.
    30AnonymousAug 21, 2026 01:39
    Re: #28
    Doesn't have to be love advice. I'd honestly be happy just hearing what everyone's into lately.
    33AnonymousAug 21, 2026 01:40
    I'm hooked on Uma Musume (the horse-girl gacha game).
    Today I walked 18k steps
    just to buy a store-exclusive item.
    35AnonymousAug 21, 2026 01:42
    Re: #33
    I played Uma Musume a bit way back, but training up the characters took forever, so I quit.
    Walking 18km for love is beautiful.
    Didn't you use public transit or a bike?
    41AnonymousAug 21, 2026 01:43
    Re: #35
    I take the train around Tokyo after work,
    but the stores near stations almost never have it in stock, so I end up walking the whole way.
    43AnonymousAug 21, 2026 01:45
    Re: #41
    Ah, I see. That's rough, good work.
    If it were like 5km I could see it being a fun little stroll, but 18k in this brutal heat is no joke… hang in there.
    49AnonymousAug 21, 2026 01:53
    I want to believe OP is actually a woman posing as a man, screening out guys with ulterior motives.
    51AnonymousAug 21, 2026 01:55
    Re: #49
    Well, take it easy and stick around.
    60AnonymousAug 21, 2026 02:02
    Hmm, what I'm into lately…
    My current thing is writing novels while bouncing ideas off ChatGPT.
    65AnonymousAug 21, 2026 02:04
    Re: #60
    If it's novels, I bet you're into that "aloof/cold-hearted" romance genre?
    61AnonymousAug 21, 2026 02:02
    Random personal tangent, but I'm hooked on the manga "Even the Student Council Has Its Weak Points." Ecchi content aside, it wraps up the hard days in this warm feeling — would love to hear from anyone who knows it.
    62AnonymousAug 21, 2026 02:03
    Re: #61
    I know the name.
    Is it really that heartwarming a series…?
    77AnonymousAug 21, 2026 02:11
    Alright, I'll post a pic of my bedside.
    79AnonymousAug 21, 2026 02:12
    Re: #77
    It's wall-to-wall Bourbon snacks (the Japanese confectionery brand), that's amazing.
    80AnonymousAug 21, 2026 02:12
    Re: #77
    Wow!!!! I seriously admire this kind of setup, but I'm too scared to drop money on pricey figures, so I always just settle for the arcade crane games instead…

    Background and Key Points

    Just past 1 a.m., a thread titled “someone please be my late-night talk buddy” appeared on 5ch’s News VIP board, one of the platform’s oldest and most freewheeling forums, roughly the Japanese equivalent of a 4chan /b/-style catch-all where anonymous, fast-moving threads on any topic spring up and die within hours. 5ch (formerly 2channel) has anchored Japanese anonymous internet culture since 1999, and VIP in particular is known for exactly this kind of unstructured, insomniac chatter rather than news or debate. The OP wasn’t seeking advice so much as company, unable to sleep before a first date that Saturday.

    The thread never really “split” in the way a debate thread would; there was no real disagreement, just a low-stakes back-and-forth about whether the OP’s nervousness read as sincere or as bragging (post 20’s “is this a humble-brag” jab, quickly waved off) and some mild suspicion in post 49 that the OP might secretly be a woman screening for ulterior motives — a recurring bit of skepticism on anonymous boards where gender and intent can’t be verified.

    What’s easy for outside readers to miss is how normal this kind of thread is on VIP: it’s not really about dating, Uma Musume (a wildly popular horse-girl gacha game from Cygames), or manga recommendations at all, but about the ritual of late-night, low-commitment company among strangers who will never interact again. The 18,000-step detour for a store-exclusive item (post 33) also reflects a real quirk of Japanese retail: many collaboration or limited-run goods are distributed unevenly store-by-store rather than centrally stocked, forcing fans into exactly this kind of manual, on-foot hunting.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (News VIP) thread “Someone please be my late-night talk buddy”.

  • Gen Z: “Stop Paying with Cash, People Are Waiting!” Middle-Aged Woman: “Sorry… But It’s First-Come, First-Served, So Please Wait Your Turn.”

    A post from a young person venting frustration over cash payments at convenience stores went viral on X (formerly Twitter), and 5channel users were split on the issue too. The complaint “I hate having my time wasted” drew pushback like “just get in line ahead of them” and “you should build more buffer into your schedule” — while others pointed out that poor signal reception often slows down cashless payments, and that fumbling for a point card can make things even slower, turning the very idea of “speed” itself into the real point of debate.

    1AnonymousAug 20, 2026 14:36
    Young People Say "Stop Paying Cash" at Convenience Stores — Here's Why Some 40-Somethings Still Won't Go Cashless
    A post expressing irritation at an "old guy" fumbling with coins while paying at a convenience store drew attention on X. To today's younger generation, people who still pay with cash may just seem like an annoying waste of time.
    5AnonymousAug 20, 2026 14:38
    What are they in such a rush for, anyway?
    11AnonymousAug 20, 2026 14:40
    Re: #5
    Even if you're not in a hurry, I get not wanting some total stranger to eat up your time.
    17AnonymousAug 20, 2026 14:41
    Re: #11
    Just build some buffer time into your schedule.
    You're the one forcing your own convenience onto other people here.
    26AnonymousAug 20, 2026 14:43
    Re: #11
    Then just get in line before the lady does.
    9AnonymousAug 20, 2026 14:39
    What actually takes longer than cash is when someone tries to pay with some "Pay" app without knowing how it works — fumbling with their phone, asking the clerk over and over, redoing it each time.
    22AnonymousAug 20, 2026 14:42
    Re: #9
    That's really it in a nutshell 🥺
    Cashless or cash, if you're slow, you're slow.
    25AnonymousAug 20, 2026 14:43
    Clerk: "That'll be 580 yen. How will you be paying?"
    Capable me (unlocking my phone): "Electronic payment."
    Clerk: "Please select it on the monitor button."
    Capable me: "Is PayPay okay as a barcode payment?"
    Clerk (tch): "Yes."
    Capable me: "Got it. Opening the app now. Huh? Signal's weak 😣"
    85AnonymousAug 20, 2026 14:59
    Re: #25
    Wait, is this the guy?

    https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/1924352211846414336/pu/vid/avc1/1272×720/iWgfaflTzU_vsraE.mp4?tag=12
    36AnonymousAug 20, 2026 14:46
    Suica (Japan's IC transit/e-money card) is the best. No need to unlock your phone or hold up a barcode — it's fast. Just make Suica the universal standard already.
    47AnonymousAug 20, 2026 14:48
    Re: #36
    *Bwaap!* "Insufficient balance, please top up" — and now you're topping up right there at the register.
    49AnonymousAug 20, 2026 14:48
    Re: #17
    I think it's more like: next to their own inconvenience, forcing their convenience onto others just doesn't register. Super selfish, but honestly, I get the feeling.
    111AnonymousAug 20, 2026 15:09
    Re: #49
    By that logic, an old lady slowly paying in cash and eating up everyone else's time is just her own business, right?
    58AnonymousAug 20, 2026 14:51
    Re: #56
    You just don't know — the irritable old guys are slow AND they snap at you if you point it out.
    60AnonymousAug 20, 2026 14:51
    I mean, the way these people talk, it's like everyone around them is supposed to accommodate them as a given.
    Meanwhile they show zero consideration for anyone else — who do they think they are, medieval nobility?
    Not being able to wait through a normal checkout is ridiculous to begin with.
    84AnonymousAug 20, 2026 14:59
    Re: #60
    Time spent waiting for them is wasted time.
    Time they make others wait? Doesn't even cross their mind.

    Honestly, that's basically everyone — young and old, men and women alike.
    Same goes for cars passing each other on narrow roads, not just checkout lines.
    64AnonymousAug 20, 2026 14:52
    By the way, me: "I'll pay by card, tap payment" →
    "Don't need the receipt" → *briskly strides off* (walking absurdly fast)

    How's that for an image??
    69AnonymousAug 20, 2026 14:53
    Re: #64
    Sounds like you mumble fast, so I bet the clerk looks confused.
    89AnonymousAug 20, 2026 15:01
    Re: #64
    Honestly, I'm more worried about your daily life if that kind of thing gives you a sense of superiority.
    78AnonymousAug 20, 2026 14:57
    Saw some news recently that Uniqlo-style self-checkout might start spreading beyond Uniqlo itself.
    Don't you dare make me wait. I'm nice to store staff, but I show you all no mercy.
    88AnonymousAug 20, 2026 15:01
    Re: #78
    If it's an RFID-based self-checkout, even old guys can handle it easily, so don't worry, good for you.
    80AnonymousAug 20, 2026 14:58
    Please stop being cashless and then fumbling around looking for your point card anyway — you end up slow regardless.
    82AnonymousAug 20, 2026 14:59
    Re: #80
    The weak in-store signal is part of the problem too!
    94AnonymousAug 20, 2026 15:03
    The only place you'd really have to line up is a convenience store around lunchtime, no? Do you ever wait that long paying anywhere else?
    97AnonymousAug 20, 2026 15:04
    Re: #94
    Pharmacies are pretty much always crowded.
    Though honestly, to the people complaining about convenience stores/supermarkets at lunchtime — if you don't like it, don't go at lunch.


    You corporate slave, you.
    103AnonymousAug 20, 2026 15:06
    Re: #94
    Morning convenience stores can have lines too depending on the location — construction workers ("dokachin," slang for manual laborers) coming in for their morning food.
    107AnonymousAug 20, 2026 15:08
    More than cash payers, it's the people ordering cigarettes or fried snacks at the counter that irritate me.
    109AnonymousAug 20, 2026 15:08
    Re: #107
    Honestly I don't get that one. Let people eat what they want to eat.
    112AnonymousAug 20, 2026 15:10
    Docomo's signal is so bad I struggle with electronic payments wherever I go. Never had this problem with Y!mobile — what's going on with mighty Docomo?
    116AnonymousAug 20, 2026 15:11
    Re: #112
    Seriously, same. Ahamo (Docomo's budget plan) is so bad it's insanely stressful.
    115AnonymousAug 20, 2026 15:10
    Cashless is already slower as it is — if you made the lady go cashless too, it'd only get even slower.
    117AnonymousAug 20, 2026 15:11
    Re: #115
    Cashless is slower?
    127AnonymousAug 20, 2026 15:15
    I'll pick up a parcel, pay a utility bill, grab cigarette brand No. 69, do the age verification for alcohol, buy an Ichiban Kuji lottery ticket, and pick out some oden — all in one trip.
    129AnonymousAug 20, 2026 15:16
    Re: #127
    Add a bulk-waste disposal sticker to that too.
    131AnonymousAug 20, 2026 15:17
    Re: #127
    Super thick skin, lol.

    Background and Key Points

    For readers outside Japan, a bit of background helps here. Japan’s cashless payment rate only crossed roughly 40% in the early 2020s, still low compared to South Korea or China, and convenience stores (konbini) like 7-Eleven, FamilyMart, and Lawson are the everyday battleground for this transition because they’re used for everything from bill payments to age-verified alcohol and tobacco sales to parcel pickup, not just snacks. IC cards like Suica and Pasmo, originally train-fare cards, became Japan’s fastest payment method precisely because they need no unlocking or barcode-scanning, while “Pay” apps such as PayPay require opening an app, generating or scanning a code, and a stable signal — a process still unfamiliar to many older users and prone to failure in shielded, crowded store interiors.

    The thread didn’t actually split along a young-versus-old or cash-versus-cashless line. It split on whether cashless payment is reliably faster at all. Several posters argued the real time sink is unfamiliarity and fumbling, regardless of payment method, and that a slow cashless user costs just as much time as a slow cash user.

    What outside readers likely miss is that “first come, first served” (先着順) carries real social weight in Japanese queue culture — it’s the woman’s implicit rebuttal that patience, not payment method, is the actual social contract at a register. Also unmentioned in the thread: carrier network quality varies enough in Japan (Docomo complaints appear repeatedly) that “go cashless” isn’t a universal fix, since it just shifts the bottleneck from coins to connectivity.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5channel (Nandemo Jikkyo G) thread “Gen Z: “Stop paying with cash, people are waiting!” Middle-aged woman: “Sorry… but it’s first-come, first-served, so please wait your turn.”“.

  • Cool Japan Fund to Be Abolished — METI Weighs Skipping Next Year’s Budget Request

    It’s been reported that Japan’s Ministry of Economy, Trade and Industry (METI) has begun coordinating to abolish the “Cool Japan Fund,” a public-private fund saddled with a massive cumulative deficit.

    The thread lit up over the fact that animators reportedly received almost no support while large sums flowed to Yoshimoto Kogyo (Japan’s biggest comedy/talent agency), the ownership structure behind the “COOL JAPAN PARK OSAKA” theater complex in Osaka Castle Park, and debate over exactly when — and under which administration — the fund was even established.

    It has emerged that METI has begun coordinating to abolish the “Cool Japan Fund” (formally the Overseas Demand Cultivation Support Corporation, or “CJ Fund”), a public-private fund carrying a massive deficit. METI plans to forgo its budget request for next fiscal year’s Fiscal Investment and Loan Program allocation, which serves as the fund’s source of investment capital.

    [Photo] What’s the real story behind Cool Japan’s failure? Overexpansion into too many sectors and staffing shortages also to blame

    The information came from interviews with multiple government officials. The Prime Minister’s Office reportedly shares METI’s position and is inclined to accept it. If the fund is abolished, some of the capital the government contributed may end up unrecoverable.

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / original article here

    2AnonymousAug 20, 2026 19:55
    What did it actually do, specifically?
    26AnonymousAug 20, 2026 19:57
    Re: #2
    Eh, whatever. What matters more than the past is what we do from here.
    77AnonymousAug 20, 2026 20:03
    Re: #2
    Animators didn't get a single yen out of it — it all went to middlemen skimming their cut and to corporations. And somehow big money also went to Yoshimoto Kogyo, which never lifted a finger to promote anything overseas.
    292AnonymousAug 20, 2026 20:26
    Re: #2
    The "Comedians Who Live Overseas" project (settling Japanese comedians abroad to build a fanbase from scratch): stationing comedians in various countries to grow their popularity from zero, co-producing TV shows with local stations, even producing idol groups made up of local youth…
    https://www.cj-fund.co.jp/investment/project/vol7/
    17AnonymousAug 20, 2026 19:57
    Is this the same fund that sent ¥10 billion to Yoshimoto?
    22AnonymousAug 20, 2026 19:57
    Re: #17
    What?? That's awful.
    30AnonymousAug 20, 2026 19:58
    The huge deficit here is mainly from the spider-silk company investment (widely believed to mean Spiber, the synthetic spider-silk biotech firm) — it's not the skimming/middleman structure you guys think it is.
    215AnonymousAug 20, 2026 20:18
    Re: #30
    No criminal "collusion" has ever been uncovered, but because this was a flagship policy of the administration in power, there's strong criticism that it was run at the arbitrary discretion of politicians and bureaucrats.

    * PR over substance: Projects were chosen for their public-relations optics rather than being rigorously vetted for market viability or profitability.

    * Bureaucrat-led reviews in name only: Because the ministries ran the process, it lacked the harsh risk assessment you'd get from private-sector investors.

    * Justified after the fact by "policy significance": Even when a project ran a deficit, it was excused as "contributing to spreading Japanese culture," making it easy to keep funding it.

    * Slow to pull the plug (avoiding accountability): Admitting failure would mean political and bureaucratic responsibility, so they couldn't cut their losses and kept money-losing projects on life support.
    44AnonymousAug 20, 2026 20:00
    Yoshimoto and Cool Japan really don't seem connected. What exactly were they doing?
    63AnonymousAug 20, 2026 20:02
    Re: #44
    They stationed comedians who weren't selling well in Japan overseas. What they actually did once they got there is unclear.
    78AnonymousAug 20, 2026 20:03
    Re: #44
    The "COOL JAPAN PARK OSAKA" theater facility in Osaka Castle Park
    http://news.yoshimoto.co.jp/2018/07/entry84593.php

    Ishin (Osaka Ishin no Kai, the regional political party that dominates Osaka politics) and Yoshimoto are deeply tangled up in it.
    97AnonymousAug 20, 2026 20:05
    Re: #44
    There's a theater called "Cool Japan" built jointly by Yoshimoto, Dentsu (Japan's biggest ad agency), and the Osaka-area broadcasters. That's just a small slice of the cozy relationship between the Cool Japan Fund and Yoshimoto, though.
    101AnonymousAug 20, 2026 20:06
    Who on earth created this organization anyway?
    161Guard [Lv.0][Sprout]Aug 20, 2026 20:12
    Re: #101
    The DPJ (Democratic Party of Japan), under the Noda administration.
    197AnonymousAug 20, 2026 20:15
    Re: #161
    It was founded in November 2013, so that's the Abe administration.
    113(;゚Д゚) Coro-neko Movie (working title) 10 ◆EFvlPnIYE33oAug 20, 2026 20:07
    American guy: "I don't know anything about current anime lol. As long as we've got Dragon Ball Z, Sailor Moon, Project A-ko, and Cowboy Bebop, we're set lol"
    209AnonymousAug 20, 2026 20:17
    Re: #113
    They know full well — foreigners watch almost all the newest anime and manga for free online.
    158AnonymousAug 20, 2026 20:12
    Re: #1
    COOL JAPAN PARK OSAKA
    https://cjpo.jp/

    "COOL JAPAN PARK OSAKA" is an operating company and multi-theater complex inside Osaka Castle Park, set up with investment from 13 private companies — including Yoshimoto Kogyo and the Osaka-area TV stations — plus the public-private fund "Overseas Demand Cultivation Support Corporation (Cool Japan Fund)."

    Member companies (11 listed):
    MBS Media Holdings, Inc.
    Asahi Broadcasting Group Holdings Corporation
    Kansai Telecasting Corporation (Kansai TV)
    Yomiuri Telecasting Corporation
    TV Osaka Corporation
    H.I.S. Co., Ltd.
    JTB Corporation
    NTT Docomo, Inc.
    Jikei Group
    Famima Digital One Co., Ltd.
    Yoshimoto Kogyo Holdings Co., Ltd.
    182AnonymousAug 20, 2026 20:14
    Re: #158
    What is this? So they're just handing money out to Osaka TV stations?
    192AnonymousAug 20, 2026 20:15
    Re: #158
    >MBS Media Holdings, Inc.

    Founder Sugi Michisuke (a leading figure in Osaka's postwar business/media world) must be crying somewhere.
    207AnonymousAug 20, 2026 20:17
    The usual (a stock reaction image regulars post to editorialize without words)
    266AnonymousAug 20, 2026 20:23
    So who's actually going to take responsibility, and how?
    277AnonymousAug 20, 2026 20:24
    Re: #266
    The public that keeps voting for the LDP (Liberal Democratic Party, Japan's ruling party) keeps "taking responsibility" for it, don't they…
    281AnonymousAug 20, 2026 20:25
    Re: #266
    Cut Diet members' take-home pay to ¥5 million.
    If that causes seats to go unfilled at the next election, well, that'll tell you something.

    Background and Key Points

    The Cool Japan Fund is the informal name for the Overseas Demand Cultivation Support Corporation, a public-private investment vehicle METI set up to promote Japanese content, food, fashion, and tourism abroad by co-investing alongside private companies in projects deemed to spread Japanese culture. It draws its capital partly from Japan’s Fiscal Investment and Loan Program (FILP), a government-run investment pool sometimes called the “second budget,” which is why METI simply skipping next year’s FILP request effectively starves the fund rather than requiring a formal dissolution vote. It was launched in November 2013, which places it under the second Abe administration, even though posters in the thread argued it began under the preceding Noda-led DPJ government — a mix-up likely caused by earlier discussion papers on a “Cool Japan strategy” predating the fund’s actual incorporation.

    The thread’s real disagreement was over the cause of the deficit: some blamed opaque insider dealing, pointing to money flowing to Yoshimoto Kogyo and the Osaka Castle Park theater venture while working animators saw none of it, while others insisted the loss was mostly one large bet — the Spiber synthetic-spider-silk startup — going bad, a legitimate investment risk rather than favoritism.

    What the thread doesn’t mention is that Japanese investigators have found no criminal collusion in any of these deals; the criticism, as one reply notes, is about structural failure — bureaucrat-led vetting without the discipline of private investors, projects justified after the fact as “cultural contribution,” and an unwillingness to cut losses because doing so meant admitting political and administrative responsibility. That distinction between corruption and simple bad governance is the part most outside readers are likely to conflate.

    ※This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5channel (News Speed+) thread “[Breaking] Cool Japan Fund to Be Abolished Amid Massive Cumulative Deficit.”

  • Hiroshima Sweeps Chunichi With Walk-Off Win; Dragons Fall to 4th Straight Loss After Abreu Wild Pitch

    In Central League play on August 20, the Hiroshima Carp scored a walk-off win over the Chunichi Dragons, closing out the series with a three-game sweep. The Dragons’ loss — which involved a wild pitch from pitcher Ariel Abreu — was their fourth in a row, and on 5channel (5ch, Japan’s largest anonymous forum board) the team’s slump became the talk of the thread, with posters reaching for nicknames like “Zombie” (Hiroshima’s injury-depleted, patchwork lineup) and “Chuni-Dora” (a jab pairing “Chunichi” with chūnibyō — “eighth-grader syndrome,” Japanese slang for delusions of grandeur — mocking the Dragons’ habit of talking a big game before collapsing). The thread also argued over in-game strategy and roster depth.

    Chunichi 0 1 0  0 0 0  0 0 0  |1

    Hiroshima 0 0 0  0 1 0  0 0 1X |2

    [Battery]

    Source: nikkansports.com / Original article here

    6(。・_・。)ノ ◆jN6K3cbEWjLT Hunter[Lv.1629][SSR Weapon+120][UR Def Limit+102][1st Dan Forest]2026/08/20 (Thu) 20:55:39.70
    Our Chuni-Dora is back, lol
    7Anonymous2026/08/20 (Thu) 20:56:29.02
    So 'Zombie' turned out to be a debuff, not a buff, huh. Well… guess that tracks.
    12Anonymous2026/08/20 (Thu) 20:57:31.54
    Chuni-Dora can't even beat a zombie-plagued Hiroshima
    14Anonymous2026/08/20 (Thu) 20:58:57.04
    Re: #12
    Well, to be fair, the "gray" players (guys under a cloud of suspicion but never officially punished) have been cleared out of the first team…
    28Anonymous2026/08/20 (Thu) 21:05:06.36
    Chunichi's just too pathetic (´^ω^`)
    A walk-off balk is about the only pattern they've got left, huh
    30Anonymous2026/08/20 (Thu) 21:06:29.49
    Re: #28
    Didn't that already happen back in the Tatsu(nami) era? (a nod to former manager Tatsunami Kazuyoshi, nicknamed "Tatsu")
    29Anonymous2026/08/20 (Thu) 21:05:47.74
    Getting swept by a zombie-tier Hiroshima team missing all its stars — how weak do you have to be?
    34Anonymous2026/08/20 (Thu) 21:07:52.09
    Re: #29
    Well, they just dropped 3 straight to the one team they absolutely couldn't afford to lose to.
    37Anonymous2026/08/20 (Thu) 21:09:26.81
    5-game win streak
    → "The Dinosaur Awakens!! Our real battle starts here!!!" (a pun on Dragons/dinosaurs)

    And then
    → ●◯●●●◯●●●● 2 wins, 8 losses
    132Anonymous2026/08/20 (Thu) 23:17:26.14
    Re: #37
    What is that, a "section rapid" service? (a train that's only fast for part of the route, then stops at every station the rest of the way — i.e., their hot streak didn't last)
    57Anonymous2026/08/20 (Thu) 21:30:24.05
    Weaker than a zombie squad, huh
    134Anonymous2026/08/20 (Thu) 23:20:22.21
    Re: #57
    Honestly feels like watching straight-up false advertising.
    61Anonymous2026/08/20 (Thu) 21:34:32.06
    You really send Oomori in as a pinch-runner for Montero? There was a real chance the lineup would've come back around to Montero in extras — shouldn't they have kept Oomori in reserve as a card to play later?
    80Anonymous2026/08/20 (Thu) 21:56:19.99
    Re: #61
    With runners on first and third in a walk-off spot, the runner on first can advance to second for free without risking a force-out, or you could even try a delayed steal — hence sending in Oomori to run. If the steal works, you want Sasaki to come through with the hit, but if they walk him intentionally to load the bases, you pinch-hit Akiyama. Their pitcher's already wild, so Akiyama might draw a walk too.

    That's probably how the Carp bench was thinking.
    62Anonymous2026/08/20 (Thu) 21:34:33.49
    Chunichi should get themselves tested for zombie-ism. Only a zombie loses 3 straight to zombies.
    81Anonymous2026/08/20 (Thu) 21:56:52.75
    I heard the guys carrying Hiroshima are Dominican. Did Chunichi's Dominican pipeline dry up or something?
    86Anonymous2026/08/20 (Thu) 22:02:13.86
    Re: #81
    Abreu's Dominican too, you know.
    99Anonymous2026/08/20 (Thu) 22:21:21.51
    They were in the pennant race up until early summer last year too, so it's not like they're actually weak. Aim for third place with what's left of the season.
    106Anonymous2026/08/20 (Thu) 22:28:37.33
    Re: #99
    Just to be clear, I was talking about the Carp there. Dragons — good luck next season and beyond!
    117Anonymous2026/08/20 (Thu) 22:46:02.70
    Ozone (the Nagoya neighborhood where the Dragons' home dome sits) is northeast of central Nagoya, right? Northeast has been considered the "kimon" — the unlucky "demon's gate" direction — in Japanese tradition since ancient times. Don't you feel like there's just a gloom hanging over that direction?
    123Anonymous2026/08/20 (Thu) 22:53:54.06
    Re: #117
    Chunichi had the best run in franchise history during the 2000s though.
    149Anonymous2026/08/21 (Fri) 00:25:37.10
    Hiroshima's a zombie, but Chuni-Dora's just a corpse.
    151Anonymous2026/08/21 (Fri) 00:39:07.79
    Re: #149
    For Hiroshima it's the players who are zombies. For Chunichi, it's the manager who's the zombie. Inoue's results should've gotten him fired ages ago, and yet he just keeps managing on like the undead.
    156Anonymous2026/08/21 (Fri) 01:28:32.13
    Re: #149
    No.
    A rotting corpse.

    Background and Key Points

    For readers unfamiliar with Japanese pro baseball: Hiroshima and Chunichi are two of the Central League’s six teams, and this game sits inside NPB’s long regular season where a single walk-off loss rarely means much on its own — except that it capped a sweep and a fourth straight defeat, the kind of skid Japanese fans track obsessively via win-loss “streak” notation like the ●◯ strings posted in the thread. The nicknames carry real weight in Japanese: “chūnibyō” (中二病, literally “eighth-grader syndrome”) is common slang for someone who talks a big game while acting delusional, so “Chuni-Dora” is a pun stacking that onto “Chunichi” (中日) — mocking a team that hyped a win streak as “the Dragons awakening” only to immediately collapse. “Zombie” for Hiroshima refers to a squad missing injured regulars and playing patchwork lineups, and the reference to “gray” players nods to a domestic gambling scandal that pushed several suspected-but-uncharged players out of NPB’s top roster.

    The thread didn’t converge on whether Chunichi is simply weak — it split specifically over the in-game decision to pinch-run Oomori for Montero, with one poster laying out a detailed rationale (steal attempt, force-out avoidance, setting up Akiyama as a pinch-hitter against a wild pitcher) that others hadn’t considered.

    What’s easy to miss: posters treat this as one bad week, but the streak data buried in the thread (2 wins, 8 losses after a 5-game high) suggests a deeper slide than a single sweep, and the jab at manager Inoue’s job security implies this is a recurring, not new, complaint about the team.

    *This article was compiled from excerpts and a summary of the 5ch (Geisports Bulletin+) thread “[Baseball] Central League: C 2x-1 D [8/20] — Carp win walk-off for 3rd straight win; Chunichi’s Abreu wild-pitches his way into a sweep, 4th straight loss.”

  • Japan’s Potato Harvest Is Bumper This Year — So Why Is It Weighing Lifting the US Import Ban? Farmers Say “Unacceptable”

    Even though this year’s domestic potato harvest is a bumper crop, it’s come to light that Japan is considering lifting its ban on importing potatoes from the United States. Growers are pushing back hard, with one saying, “As a producer, I absolutely cannot accept this when it comes to imports.” On 5channel, users traded views on the risk of nematodes (cyst nematodes, a destructive soil pest) spreading to Japanese farmland, the fact that fast-food chains already serve some US-grown fries, and Japan’s recent easing of rules on fungicides and pesticides used on imported produce.

    This year’s potato harvest is excellent. So why is Japan considering lifting the ban on US imports right now? What will it do to prices?

    ■ Ban on US Potato Imports to Be Lifted?

    Potato farmer: “As a producer, I absolutely cannot accept this when it comes to imports.”

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Read the original article

    2Anonymous2026/08/20 (Thu) 20:48:55.38
    Japanese potatoes must be 'anti-Japan,' then (a jab mimicking the reflexive '反日/anti-Japan' label Japanese nationalists slap on anything they dislike).
    42Anonymous2026/08/20 (Thu) 20:56:14.07
    If they're going to do this, I'd really rather they trial it on some remote island first.
    6Anonymous2026/08/20 (Thu) 20:50:22.71
    > If even a little soil clings to the potatoes, pests or disease could be hiding in it, and they could get into fields and spread.

    Isn't that just as true of the processed potatoes we already import?
    71Anonymous2026/08/20 (Thu) 20:59:51.05
    Re: #6
    Basically, what gets imported is already processed.
    Some unprocessed potatoes do come in too, but anything with soil still on it is strictly off-limits.
    64Anonymous2026/08/20 (Thu) 20:58:52.92
    Haven't McDonald's and 'Kenchiki' fries always been like this anyway? ('Kenchiki' is slang for KFC, from 'Kentucky.')
    77Anonymous2026/08/20 (Thu) 21:00:23.27
    Re: #64
    McDonald's long fries are American, but I thought KFC's and Mos Burger's were domestic?
    93Anonymous2026/08/20 (Thu) 21:02:17.68
    Re: #77
    There was a KFC fry shortage a while back, and the reason was that shipments from America weren't coming in.
    103Anonymous2026/08/20 (Thu) 21:03:49.06
    Re: #93
    Huh, is that right — anyway, what's with calling it 'Kenchiki' lol
    I think just 'Kenta' works fine (both are just nicknames for KFC).
    116Anonymous2026/08/20 (Thu) 21:05:18.54
    Re: #93
    KFC's fries aren't even that good, so I wouldn't miss them.
    83Anonymous2026/08/20 (Thu) 21:01:10.46
    From what I'm seeing on social media, what everyone's actually worried about isn't the bumper harvest — it's the risk of cyst nematodes spreading into Japanese potato fields.
    91Anonymous2026/08/20 (Thu) 21:02:07.37
    Re: #83
    Just a bunch of leftists ('payoku,' a derisive online slang for left-leaning commentators) stoking fear over stuff like that.
    101Anonymous2026/08/20 (Thu) 21:03:31.57
    Re: #83
    We've genuinely been burned by cyst nematodes before.
    If we end up with the pale cyst nematode on top of it, we'd have to start breeding resistant varieties from scratch again — that's seriously bad news.
    97Anonymous2026/08/20 (Thu) 21:03:04.16
    Re: #91
    Worrying about your food is just common sense.
    212Anonymous2026/08/20 (Thu) 21:17:44.11
    No telling how much chemical they douse this stuff in before shipping it over.
    Remember all the fuss about oranges…
    221Anonymous2026/08/20 (Thu) 21:18:43.43
    Re: #212
    Does anyone even eat oranges at home anymore?
    Feels like I haven't touched one in maybe 10 years.
    246Anonymous2026/08/20 (Thu) 21:22:26.88
    Re: #212

    Watch out for fungicides and herbicides — Japan is loosening its rules against the global trend.

    Imported produce sometimes carries harmful pesticides that aren't approved for domestic use. Take the 'fungicide' applied to lemons, oranges, grapefruit, and other citrus imported from the US. These are so-called 'post-harvest pesticides,' sprayed after picking to keep mold from forming during the sea voyage from America to Japan.
    https://www.news-postseven.com/archives/20181126_807466.html?DETAIL

    That article's from 2018, but apparently the regulations really were loosened since then.
    No wonder they're drenching this stuff in chemicals before sending it our way.

    Background and Key Points

    Japan’s near-total ban on fresh potato imports dates to plant-quarantine rules aimed at pests like the potato cyst nematode and potato wart disease, which can persist in soil for decades and have no cure once established in a field. Hokkaido alone grows roughly three-quarters of Japan’s potatoes, so the industry has long treated the border as a line that, once crossed, can’t be uncrossed. What’s actually on the table now isn’t a blanket opening — it’s specifically fresh, soil-attached potatoes; processed and frozen product (the fries used by McDonald’s and, at times, KFC Japan) has been imported from the US for years under separate rules, which is why posters could argue past each other about whether “American potatoes” were already normal.

    The thread’s real fault line was whether the nematode risk is a serious, evidence-based concern or overblown fearmongering — one camp cited Japan’s actual history of nematode outbreaks and the years it took to breed resistant varieties, while others dismissed the worry as politically motivated (“payoku”) hysteria.

    What the thread never gets into is the trade-policy backdrop: agricultural market access is a recurring bargaining chip in US-Japan trade talks, and pressure to loosen produce and pesticide-residue rules (the post-harvest fungicide issue raised in the thread) tends to track those negotiations rather than domestic harvest conditions. That’s likely the real answer to the “why now, despite a bumper crop” question the headline poses — it’s a trade issue, not a supply one.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5channel (Newsflash+) thread “Ban on US Potato Imports Set to Lift! Why Now, With Such a Bumper Harvest?“

  • Shintaro Fujinami Yanked After Allowing 3 Runs in 2⅓ Innings — Walks First Two Batters of the 3rd

    DeNA starter Shintaro Fujinami was pulled early from the mound after allowing 3 runs in 2⅓ innings against the Giants on the 20th. The moment that really caught eyes was in the 3rd inning, when he walked the first two batters he faced back-to-back — and 5channel (Japan’s largest anonymous forum, often shortened to “5ch”) lit up with reactions to his control problems. Commenters also debated how he should be used going forward, including whether he should switch to a fielding position.

    August 20, 2026, 6:55 PM

    ◇NPB Central League: DeNA vs. Giants (20th, Yokohama Stadium)

    DeNA starter Shintaro Fujinami was pulled from the mound after allowing 3 runs in 2⅓ innings.

    Source: news.ntv.co.jp / Original article here

    6AnonymousAug 20, 2026 19:05
    He's always like this, and yet
    he's some kind of mystery player who keeps getting chances.
    He'll probably be pitching for someone again next year too.
    106AnonymousAug 20, 2026 19:42
    Re: #6
    Head office insisted, 'We'll fix him with AI!' — dead serious.
    If that fails, the whole company might come crashing down too…
    124AnonymousAug 20, 2026 19:49
    Re: #106
    Yeah, they said 'we can correct it through data analysis!' lol
    They don't want to admit they were wrong, so now they're just letting him pitch as a do-or-die gamble.
    132AnonymousAug 20, 2026 19:53
    Re: #106
    If DeNA can really fix this guy with AI, then SoftBank — whose actual core business pours tens of thousands of times more money into AI — should be able to redirect that power into baseball and win not just the Japan Series but the World Series with no trouble at all…

    (Note: DeNA is an IT/mobile-games company that owns the Yokohama DeNA BayStars; SoftBank, a major tech/AI investor, owns the rival Fukuoka SoftBank Hawks — the joke plays on both teams’ parent companies being tech giants.)

    27AnonymousAug 20, 2026 19:11
    A change of scenery might turn him into a completely different pitcher.
    35AnonymousAug 20, 2026 19:13
    Re: #27
    Pretty sure his scenery's already changed a bunch of times, and this is what we got?
    77AnonymousAug 20, 2026 19:25
    Re: #27
    Maybe he should try javelin throwing.
    127AnonymousAug 20, 2026 19:50
    Re: #27
    If he got reincarnated in another world, those hit-by-pitches might make him the hero who slays the demon lord.

    (Note: a joking reference to “isekai” fantasy stories where the protagonist is reborn in another world with special powers.)

    37AnonymousAug 20, 2026 19:13
    Walking two guys on 8 straight balls was a sight to behold.
    45AnonymousAug 20, 2026 19:14
    Re: #37
    If he'd gotten even one swing out of them, fine, lol
    but having every single pitch just watched and taken, that's rough.
    69AnonymousAug 20, 2026 19:23
    Wasn't there talk about him going overhand, since even if it slips it'll only miss vertically instead of sideways? Whatever happened to that?
    161AnonymousAug 20, 2026 20:09
    Re: #69
    His real flaw is he can't step straight with his left leg to begin with, so even overhand his leg would just wobble around and end up drilling a right-handed batter instead.
    80AnonymousAug 20, 2026 19:25
    There's maybe a slim chance of converting him to a position player —
    put him in the outfield, outfield.
    85AnonymousAug 20, 2026 19:28
    Re: #80
    Right field's been solid lately with Encarnación — don't go sending some weirdo out there.
    81AnonymousAug 20, 2026 19:27
    If 3 runs in 2⅓ innings is the baseline, by that math you could let him go all the way to 6 runs over 6 innings — he's basically a pitcher you can calculate around.
    Why not let him throw longer?
    82AnonymousAug 20, 2026 19:27
    Re: #81
    Please, let's not — spare the poor guy.
    100AnonymousAug 20, 2026 19:37
    Lately whenever I watch high school baseball, I catch myself thinking these pure, hardworking high schoolers might turn into another Fujinami once they turn pro — and I watch with that in mind.
    168AnonymousAug 20, 2026 20:15
    Re: #100
    I mean, the whole environment changes completely —
    for one thing, way more money starts flowing in —
    and it turns out he was the type who falls apart because of that.
    151AnonymousAug 20, 2026 20:05
    He's even said pro practice is easy since there's less of it than in high school — and he made it this far on just his high school training, so his potential really must be high.
    173AnonymousAug 20, 2026 20:17
    Re: #151
    Not many people say 'potential' in a Fujinami thread anymore, lol.
    Still, his name recognition and how much buzz he generates really are something — a guy who mastered being a professional, just in the worst possible sense.
    185AnonymousAug 20, 2026 20:23
    Re: #151
    It's not just [veteran pitcher] Noumi — even Messenger tagged him as a guy who doesn't practice.

    (Note: Atsushi Noumi is a veteran pitcher and former Fujinami teammate on the Hanshin Tigers known for his strict work ethic; “Messenger” refers to Randy Messenger, a former Hanshin Tigers import pitcher and teammate, known by the nickname “Messe.”)

    172AnonymousAug 20, 2026 20:17
    His raw arm strength is strong enough he could probably at least handle left field.
    Plus the DH is coming to the league next season,
    so he could stick around in pro ball for another 5 years.
    174AnonymousAug 20, 2026 20:18
    Re: #172
    Wasn't it true that back in high school he actually hit a home run off Ohtani?
    176AnonymousAug 20, 2026 20:20
    Re: #172
    If he ever cut loose with a full-strength throw from left field to home, I'm scared for the fans on the third-base side — they might end up critically injured, lol.
    183AnonymousAug 20, 2026 20:22
    Re: #172
    Please, just let this season end with Watarai in left and Encarnación in right.
    I'm begging you, please 🙇

    (Note: Shohei Ohtani, referenced for his famous high school-era matchups; Ryusei Watarai is a young DeNA outfielder.)

    Background and Key Points

    Shintaro Fujinami’s struggles are a recurring storyline in NPB rather than a single bad outing. He was once Hanshin’s ace and a headline arm on Japan’s WBC 2023 championship roster, then spent 2023–24 on MLB deals with the Athletics, Orioles, and Mets that unraveled largely because of the same problem on display here — an inability to consistently throw strikes despite a fastball that touches the upper 90s. He returned to NPB with DeNA in 2025 essentially as a reclamation project. DeNA itself is the mobile/IT conglomerate that owns the BayStars, which matters for one joke in the thread: posters note that if an IT company’s “we’ll fix him with AI” plan works, then SoftBank — whose actual business is AI at a much larger scale — should be able to just buy a championship for the Hawks.

    The thread doesn’t split over whether Fujinami has talent; nobody disputes the raw arm strength. The actual disagreement is over what to do with a pitcher who is talented but seemingly uncoachable: stick with him as a starter and just budget for a fixed number of runs each outing, convert him to a position player (outfield, leveraging the arm), or accept he’s ultimately a lost cause who will keep getting NPB chances anyway because of his ceiling and name value.

    What outside readers may not realize is how much control problems, not stuff, define his entire career narrative — he’s historically among NPB/MLB’s wild-pitch and walk leaders relative to talent, which is why teammates like Atsushi Noumi and Randy Messenger are cited needling him about work habits rather than mechanics. The DH rule arriving in NPB next season, mentioned by posters, is a real, upcoming change that could plausibly extend his career even if the pitching never stabilizes.

    *This article is compiled from excerpts and a summary of the 5channel (Entertainment & Sports News+) thread “[DeNA] Shintaro Fujinami Pulled After 3 Runs in 2⅓ Innings — Walks First Two Batters of the 3rd Inning to Create a Crisis.”

  • 2026 Summer Koshien Is a “Total Crop Failure”: Pro Baseball Scouts Point to the Reasons Why

    This year’s Koshien tournament (Japan’s storied national high school baseball championship) is reportedly being called “not just a weak crop, but a total crop failure” by pro baseball scouts. Scouts gathered behind the backstop have apparently agreed that, aside from Yokohama High’s Oda, there’s almost no one else worth chasing.

    On 5channel (Japan’s largest anonymous forum), the debate over what’s behind this ranged from complaints about how much of high school baseball is just sitting on the bench, to salary comparisons between pro baseball and the J.League (Japan’s top pro soccer division), all the way to comparing the average height of Japan’s WBC baseball team against Japan’s World Cup soccer team.

    “This summer isn’t just a weak year for talent — it’s a total crop failure.”

    So says a scout from the Pacific League (one of Japan’s two pro baseball leagues).

    Behind the backstop at Koshien sit scouts from all 12 Japanese pro teams, plus scouts from MLB clubs. Setting aside a standout talent like Oda (Yokohama), who took the mound on the 18th, the scout continues that there are simply too few players left worth following.

    Source: nikkan-gendai.com / Read the original article

    5AnonymousAug 20, 2026 21:10
    Well yeah, kids who actually want to play a sport
    aren't going to want to do something where you just stand around swinging a stick most of the time
    166AnonymousAug 20, 2026 21:38
    Re: #5
    And the other half of the time you're just sitting on the bench lol
    12AnonymousAug 20, 2026 21:11
    Re: #6
    Guys like Oda have a ton of MLB scouts showing up too
    Bet they're relieved his team got knocked out
    35AnonymousAug 20, 2026 21:15
    Re: #12
    Oda's nothing special
    46AnonymousAug 20, 2026 21:17
    Re: #35
    Specifically, what's not special about him?
    207AnonymousAug 20, 2026 21:45
    Re: #35
    So from a pro scout's eyes, who's the best pick this year?
    19AnonymousAug 20, 2026 21:12
    The money's just on a different level from soccer
    baseball guys can earn several times to dozens of times more
    44AnonymousAug 20, 2026 21:17
    Re: #19
    The median pro baseball salary is only around 20 million yen (~$135,000), which is less than J1 (Japan's top soccer division)
    49AnonymousAug 20, 2026 21:18
    Re: #44
    Pro baseball averages 50 million yen (~$340,000) vs. the J.League's average of 12 million yen (~$81,000)
    Wait, are we leaving out J2 and J3? wwww (lol)
    51AnonymousAug 20, 2026 21:19
    Re: #49
    "Pro baseball"
    wait, aren't the independent leagues technically pro baseball too? lol
    57AnonymousAug 20, 2026 21:20
    Re: #49
    In every country the top division is treated as a separate league from the ones below it
    and if you're counting soccer's lower divisions, you'd have to count baseball's independent leagues too
    92AnonymousAug 20, 2026 21:25
    https://image-tm.s2mr.jp/i/original/1787228719025.jpeg

    Looks like the shrinking player pool is finally showing its effects, huh lol
    109AnonymousAug 20, 2026 21:28
    Unpopular with kids, fewer players overall, so now it's nothing but small, short guys 😂
    131AnonymousAug 20, 2026 21:32
    Re: #109
    Baseball players ('yakyuu,' a mocking respelling of yakyu/baseball favored by its online critics) are finally shorter than soccer players ('ball-kickers,' a derisive nickname for soccer players) 😨

    2026 WBC Japan national baseball team, average height: 179.9cm (5'11")


    2026 World Cup Japan national soccer team, average height: 181.35cm (5'11.5")



    🥹
    138AnonymousAug 20, 2026 21:33
    Re: #131
    Darvish (Yu Darvish, listed at 6'5") was probably propping up that average
    162AnonymousAug 20, 2026 21:37
    If talent were really flowing to soccer, you'd expect a Japanese Messi or Ronaldo to show up by now, right?
    Baseball has Ohtani, the best player in the world
    and plenty of other Japanese guys are tearing it up in MLB too
    167AnonymousAug 20, 2026 21:38
    Re: #162
    Soccer isn't a low-competition niche sport the way baseball is
    183AnonymousAug 20, 2026 21:40
    Re: #162
    Still below Dominican and Venezuelan players though
    191AnonymousAug 20, 2026 21:41
    Re: #162
    Over 80% of the world's baseball players are in Japan or the US
    and yet the number of Japanese MLB players is way too small

    Ichiro once said that if Japanese players really had the talent, every single MLB team should have a Japanese player on it, the way Dominicans are everywhere

    The numbers we've got now are honestly pretty sad
    196AnonymousAug 20, 2026 21:44
    Re: #191
    Japanese baseball is world number one
    and we've got Ohtani, the best player in the world
    201AnonymousAug 20, 2026 21:45
    Re: #196
    Being "world number one" at baseball doesn't really mean that much
    202AnonymousAug 20, 2026 21:45
    Re: #196
    This year Japan only made the quarterfinals
    out of 24 countries total lol
    228AnonymousAug 20, 2026 21:49
    Re: #196
    The moment other countries actually get serious, that "world number one" turns out to be a cardboard cutout that barely makes the quarterfinals

    Ohtani's past his prime too, so winning that so-called "world" tournament again looks like a long way off

    Background and Key Points

    Koshien is the annual national high school baseball tournament held at Hanshin Koshien Stadium, run since 1915 for the spring invitational and 1924 for the summer edition; making it is the highest-profile showcase for amateur players in Japan, and NPB’s twelve teams (plus MLB clubs) station scouts behind the backstop specifically to build draft boards. A “weak crop” verdict from these scouts matters because it’s read as an early signal for how thin October’s NPB draft class will be, not just idle commentary.

    The thread’s actual disagreement isn’t over whether this year is weak — posters accept that starting point — but over why, and the arguments split into two barely-related threads. One side blames baseball’s structural unattractiveness to kids (bench time, batting-practice tedium) and a genuine talent flight to soccer, backed by salary comparisons. The other side immediately attacks the salary comparison itself: whether it’s fair to weigh NPB’s ~50 million yen average against J1 alone while ignoring J2/J3, and conversely whether independent leagues should count as “professional baseball” too — the numbers war never actually resolves.

    What’s missing is any acknowledgment that Japan’s youth population has been shrinking across all sports for a decade, which would undercut the baseball-versus-soccer framing entirely. The height comparison is also weaker than it looks: a 24-team WBC quarterfinal appearance and a single World Cup roster are small, cherry-picked samples, and posters themselves note Darvish’s 6’5″ frame was likely propping up the baseball average — a one-player distortion, not a trend.

    *This article is compiled from excerpts and a summary of the 5channel (Entertainment & Sports News+ board) thread “[High School Baseball] The 2026 Summer Koshien Goes Beyond a “Weak Crop” to a Total Crop Failure… Pro Baseball Scouts Point to the Cause of the Anomaly.”