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  • Giants’ Lineup Gets Shut Down by DeNA’s Baba — 5ch: “Only the Giants Get Shut Down by Baba”

    In the Giants–DeNA game at Yokohama Stadium, the Giants’ lineup was completely stifled by DeNA starter Baba, and the live-thread lit up over their struggles. Opinions split over acting manager Abe’s bullpen moves and Sasahara’s sacrifice bunt, while shortstop Izumiguchi also drew harsh criticism for his defense, with posters asking “isn’t his footwork bad?”

    16AnonymousAug 20, 2026 19:57
    Handing the game to a reliever who walks a guy on four straight pitches right after we'd closed it to a 2-run game? Brain dead.
    25AnonymousAug 20, 2026 20:01
    Re: #16
    Well, he's only managing 'in place of' Abe.
    He has to run it the way Abe would.
    Blame Abe.
    50AnonymousAug 20, 2026 20:05
    Well, it's Mori pitching, so… but seriously, isn't Izumiguchi's footwork bad?
    52AnonymousAug 20, 2026 20:06
    If the next one's a force-out at second again, I'm gonna lose it.
    Don't think I've ever seen that before.
    57AnonymousAug 20, 2026 20:09
    A wild-armed reliever like Morita is a death sentence.
    And the Giants go bail out a guy with control problems by having Sasahara bunt lol
    58AnonymousAug 20, 2026 20:09
    Garbage game, the pace is way too slow.
    60AnonymousAug 20, 2026 20:09
    Sounds like the Chin (5ch slang/slur for the Hanshin Tigers, whose game was on at the same time) are about to lose. Our army just needs to hold on and close this out.
    62AnonymousAug 20, 2026 20:12
    Only the Giants get shut down by Baba, I swear.
    77AnonymousAug 20, 2026 20:15
    Didn't even realize it, but DeNA's been scooping up all the Giants' castoffs (players the Giants released or didn't re-sign).
    78AnonymousAug 20, 2026 20:15
    Maybe it's because I watched Sakamoto at shortstop for so many years, but this guy just doesn't cut it.
    79AnonymousAug 20, 2026 20:16
    At this rate they're gonna have a rough time once the pitch clock gets introduced.
    80AnonymousAug 20, 2026 20:17
    Got a bad feeling either Izumiguchi or Daru is about to hit into a double play.
    88AnonymousAug 20, 2026 20:19
    Ordering Sasahara to bunt against a pitcher like this Baba, and having it fail — the sheer level of Hashigami's (a Giants coach/strategist) blunder is something else.
    92AnonymousAug 20, 2026 20:20
    Pitch clock and ABS (Automated Ball-Strike system, i.e. robot umps) would fix everything.
    109AnonymousAug 20, 2026 20:26
    If there were a pitch clock, I wonder how many violations Baba would've racked up today.
    123AnonymousAug 20, 2026 20:27
    Re: #109
    He'd have at least 10 violations.
    120AnonymousAug 20, 2026 20:27
    What was even the point of making Kishida captain?
    126AnonymousAug 20, 2026 20:28
    Re: #120
    Well, Takuzo wasn't exactly great as captain either, so…

    Background and Key Points

    The Yomiuri Giants are Japan’s most storied and highest-profile NPB franchise, and any road loss to the Yokohama DeNA BayStars draws outsized reaction because the two sit in the same Central League and Yokohama Stadium games are treated as measuring-stick contests. The thread comes from a live-reaction (“jikkyō”) thread on 5ch, numbered “Giants Acting Manager 108,” a running series tied to games managed not by regular skipper but by a stand-in, which is why posters keep deflecting blame back to “Abe” as the real decision-maker even when a substitute is technically in the dugout. Shortstop Izumiguchi is a relatively new starter at a position long held by Sakamoto Hayato, one of the most decorated infielders in franchise history, which explains why any defensive lapse from Izumiguchi gets compared unfavorably to his predecessor rather than judged on its own.

    The thread doesn’t converge on one villain: some blame the bullpen call that brought in a wild-armed reliever after the deficit had been trimmed, others blame the bench for ordering a sacrifice bunt against a pitcher (Baba) who was already dominant, and a third group pins it on Izumiguchi’s footwork — three separate complaints about strategy, personnel, and execution that never resolve into consensus.

    What outside readers may miss is that the pitch-clock and robot-umpire (ABS) comments are wishful, not descriptive — NPB had not adopted either system for these games, so the posters venting “if only we had a pitch clock” are imagining a rule change, not describing a missed violation.

    ※This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5channel (Hello! Project board) thread “Giants Acting Manager 108“.

  • Perfect World Posts 118 Million Yuan Loss in H1 — Even With Hit Game’s 2 Billion Yuan in Sales, Ad Spending Drags It Down

    Perfect World, the Chinese gaming giant behind titles like NTE, has announced a loss of 118 million yuan for the first half of 2026. While worldwide cumulative revenue from its flagship title topped 2 billion yuan, a 213% year-over-year surge in marketing spending is being blamed for pushing the company into the red.

    On the thread, comments included “It’s ranked 8th on the PlayStation Store and still posted a loss?” and “Maybe they just spent too much on ads.” Discussion also turned to how differently sales break down between the PS5 version and the PC/Android versions.

    China’s Perfect World falls to a 118 million yuan loss in H1 — Yihuan’s (the Chinese title of NTE) 2 billion yuan in sales couldn’t offset a 213% jump in marketing spend

    Source: finance.biggo.jp / original article here

    4AnonymousAug 20, 2026 17:42
    Huh, surprisingly not that profitable?
    Didn't it rake in something like 30 billion (yuan) at the start?
    7AnonymousAug 20, 2026 17:45
    Re: #4
    Apparently they spent too much on ads.
    10AnonymousAug 20, 2026 17:46
    Re: #7
    So that includes the stealth-marketing (paid promotion disguised as organic hype) push before launch too?
    Mugendai (another Chinese gacha title) is pretty bad about that too.
    16AnonymousAug 20, 2026 17:49
    Re: #10
    Calling everything 'stealth marketing' is so cringe.
    11AnonymousAug 20, 2026 17:47
    But this is ranked pretty high on the PS5 sales charts and still isn't profitable?
    Is the PS5 just… not selling?
    62AnonymousAug 20, 2026 18:17
    Re: #11
    Sales are great, but marketing costs put it in the red.
    74AnonymousAug 20, 2026 18:24
    Re: #11
    It only looks decent relative to a dying village (5ch slang for the PS5's shrinking market) — on trash-station (a mocking nickname for PlayStation) that's nothing special.
    Most people are fine playing on their phones; nobody's going out of their way to fire up a giant oversized 'smartphone' [i.e. the PS5] just for this.
    15AnonymousAug 20, 2026 17:49
    Doesn't Narushio (fan nickname for Wuthering Waves) ever post a loss? Three years in and its concurrent-player number of 1.7 (unit unclear in the original post) is basically Priconne-tier (as in Princess Connect Re:Dive — shorthand for 'past its prime').
    17AnonymousAug 20, 2026 17:50
    Re: #15
    That's probably some sloppily-counted concurrent number anyway.
    35AnonymousAug 20, 2026 17:59
    Re: #15
    Unlike NTE, it's actually doing well in China.
    20AnonymousAug 20, 2026 17:51
    If you're gonna criticize it, at least check the current PS Store rankings first, yeah?
    1. Genshin Impact
    2. Apex Legends
    3. eFootball
    4. Zenless Zone Zero
    5. Gundam
    6. Fortnite
    7. Wuthering Waves
    8. NTE
    9. Endfield
    10. Overwatch
    27AnonymousAug 20, 2026 17:56
    Re: #20
    8th place and still a loss, huh.
    Yep, trash-station strikes again.
    33AnonymousAug 20, 2026 17:58
    Re: #20
    There was an update and it only moved from 11th to 8th, so that's barely a rebound…
    Judging by the trend, most people have already quit.
    Feels like folks uninstalled NTE and reinstalled Genshin Impact instead.
    There was a wave of 'it's Snezhnaya now, guess I'll come back' [Genshin's newest region, a big draw for returning players].
    Given that kind of movement, it seems like most PS users haven't expanded their storage and are just juggling games on the built-in drive.
    71City Boy ◆Tokyo/ax2sAug 20, 2026 18:22
    Re: #20
    That might be true on PS, but across the whole market Fortnite has passed eFootball and is way out in front at #1.
    The Gaming Legends season kicks off today too.
    24AnonymousAug 20, 2026 17:55
    The Sony fanboys (ゴキ, literally 'roaches' — a derogatory nickname for PlayStation loyalists on this board) kept saying PS5 was selling like crazy domestically, but…
    34AnonymousAug 20, 2026 17:58
    Re: #24
    Even if it sold well, there's only 7 million PS5 owners in Japan at the most generous estimate — that's nothing to work with.
    This is a game built around a 1.3-billion-person market [China].
    38AnonymousAug 20, 2026 18:01
    Every time I check, Endfield is completely outside the sales charts — averaging below 200th place. It's dead.
    129AnonymousAug 20, 2026 19:19
    Re: #38
    Well, that's a game meant to be played on PC.
    It's on PS5 too, but apparently you can't even use keyboard and mouse there.
    50AnonymousAug 20, 2026 18:07
    PC and Android make up 60%

    According to Perfect World Games' official H1 2026 earnings released August 19, NTE's worldwide cumulative revenue — over 1.4 billion yuan as of June 30 — passed 2 billion yuan as of August 18. Official PC plus official Android together account for roughly 60% of the total.
    53AnonymousAug 20, 2026 18:08
    Re: #50
    Do you even need the PS5 version?
    99AnonymousAug 20, 2026 18:36
    Re: #50
    There's zero benefit to paying through PlayStation — they leak your personal info all the time, and there's no points or anything either.
    59AnonymousAug 20, 2026 18:14
    Re: #1
    NTE launched late on Steam and is already #2 in sales today — it was #1 yesterday.
    67AnonymousAug 20, 2026 18:21
    Wasn't this the game the mobile-gacha crowd used as a stick to beat Japanese games with?
    72AnonymousAug 20, 2026 18:23
    Re: #67
    That's basically all I remember about it.
    Actually, the only people I remember playing it were the diehards (the original Japanese word here is ambiguous, possibly a typo for a harsher slang term mocking obsessive players).
    Even if I saw it in a YouTube ad, it's just the same reskinned garbage game as everything else, so it doesn't stick in my memory.
    79AnonymousAug 20, 2026 18:26
    Spending too much on ads just means their PR team is dumb.
    81AnonymousAug 20, 2026 18:27
    Re: #79
    Well, the plan was probably to blitz ads, reel in a ton of easy marks as players, and cash in big…
    152AnonymousAug 20, 2026 20:11
    Re: #79
    That's just how China does things across the board.
    They can only compete on scale.

    Background and Key Points

    Perfect World is one of China’s oldest gaming publishers, dating back to the early 2000s, and NTE (its Chinese title is Yihuan) is the extraction-shooter/gacha hybrid it’s counting on as a flagship earner in 2026. The headline numbers look contradictory on their face: over 2 billion yuan in cumulative worldwide revenue, an 8th-place ranking on the PlayStation Store, and still a 118 million yuan net loss for the first half. The reconciling fact, which the thread does surface, is that marketing spend rose 213% year-over-year — in China’s gacha-game economy, aggressive paid user-acquisition (“stealth marketing” disguised as organic buzz, sponsored influencer pushes, ad blitzes) is standard practice, and it can outrun even strong sales in the near term.

    Where the thread actually splits is over what a PS Store chart position means. One camp treats 8th place as proof the game is healthy and blames the loss purely on wasteful ad spending or a “dumb PR team.” The other camp — citing the official breakdown that PC and Android together make up roughly 60% of NTE’s revenue — argues the PS5 number is close to irrelevant, since Japan’s entire PS5 install base is only around 7 million against a game built for China’s 1.3-billion-person market.

    What outside readers likely miss: this isn’t really a story about one game underperforming, it’s about the standard economics of Chinese live-service gacha titles, where publishers routinely run at a loss during a launch-year ad blitz to buy market share, expecting later monetization (updates, gacha banners) to recoup costs — a pattern the posters gesture at (“blitz ads, reel in players, cash in big”) without naming it explicitly.

    *This article is compiled from excerpts and a summary of the 5ch (Hardware/Industry board, aka “Geha” — short for the console-war-focused game hardware forum) thread “NTE operator Perfect World falls into the red.”

  • Japan Weighs Lifting Ban on US Potato Imports Despite Bumper Harvest — Farmers Furious

    Despite a bumper harvest of domestically grown potatoes this year, it has emerged that Japan is considering lifting its ban on US potato imports. Growers have pushed back, with one saying, “As a producer, I absolutely cannot accept this when it comes to imports.” On 5channel (5ch, Japan’s largest anonymous forum), users debated concerns over cyst nematode damage to farmland, the fact that some fast-food chains already use American-grown potatoes, and the loosening of fungicide and pesticide regulations on imported produce.

    This year’s potato harvest is excellent. So why is Japan considering lifting the ban on American imports right now? What will it do to prices?

    ■ Lifting the ban on US potato imports?

    Potato farmer: “As a producer, I absolutely cannot accept this when it comes to imports.”

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Original article here

    2AnonymousAug 20, 2026 20:48
    Japanese potatoes are anti-Japan, obviously (a sarcastic meme format where absurd things get jokingly branded 'anti-Japan').
    42AnonymousAug 20, 2026 20:56
    If they're going to do this, I'd like them to test it on a remote island first.
    6AnonymousAug 20, 2026 20:50
    > If even a little soil clings to the potatoes, pests could be hiding in it, and (there's a risk) pests get into fields and spread from there.

    Isn't that the same risk with the processed potatoes we already import?
    71AnonymousAug 20, 2026 20:59
    Re: #6
    Basically what's imported now is already processed. Some unprocessed ones do come in, but soil still attached is strictly forbidden.
    64AnonymousAug 20, 2026 20:58
    Haven't McDonald's and 'Kenchiki' fries always been like this anyway? (Kenchiki = slangy nickname for Kentucky Fried Chicken/KFC)
    77AnonymousAug 20, 2026 21:00
    Re: #64
    McDonald's long fries are American, but I thought KFC ('Kenta') and Mos Burger used domestic Japanese potatoes?
    93AnonymousAug 20, 2026 21:02
    Re: #77
    There was a KFC fry shortage a while back, and the reason given was that supply from America wasn't coming in.
    103AnonymousAug 20, 2026 21:03
    Re: #93
    Huh, is that right. Anyway, what's with calling it 'Kenchiki' lol — normal people just say 'Kenta'
    116AnonymousAug 20, 2026 21:05
    Re: #93
    KFC's fries aren't even that good, so I wouldn't miss them.
    83AnonymousAug 20, 2026 21:01
    From what I'm seeing on social media, what people are actually worried about isn't so much the bumper harvest — it's the risk of nematodes spreading to Japan's potato farms.
    91AnonymousAug 20, 2026 21:02
    Re: #83
    Just the usual leftist agitators (パヨク/'payoku', a mocking online slur for left-leaning commentators) stirring up fear over stuff like that.
    101AnonymousAug 20, 2026 21:03
    Re: #83
    We've genuinely been burned badly by cyst nematodes before. If we get hit with the white potato cyst nematode too, we'd have to start breeding resistant varieties all over again — that's seriously bad news.
    97AnonymousAug 20, 2026 21:03
    Re: #91
    Worrying about your food supply is completely normal though?
    212AnonymousAug 20, 2026 21:17
    You never know how much chemical spray they douse this stuff with before shipping it over. Remember all the fuss about oranges…
    221AnonymousAug 20, 2026 21:18
    Re: #212
    Do people even eat oranges at home anymore? Feels like I haven't touched one in maybe 10 years.
    246AnonymousAug 20, 2026 21:22
    Re: #212

    > Watch out for fungicides and herbicides — Japan is loosening regulations against the global trend

    Imported produce sometimes carries harmful pesticides that aren't permitted domestically. One example is the 'fungicide' used on lemons, oranges, grapefruit and other citrus imported from the US. These are so-called 'post-harvest pesticides' — sprayed after harvest, during the sea voyage from the US to Japan, to keep mold from forming.
    https://www.news-postseven.com/archives/20181126_807466.html?DETAIL

    That's a 2018 article, so this deregulation happened a while ago, huh.
    No wonder they ship this stuff drenched in chemicals.

    Background and Key Points

    Japan has barred raw, soil-attached potato imports for decades under phytosanitary rules aimed at pests like the potato cyst nematode, a soil-borne parasite that, once established, can force farmers to fallow land or breed entirely new resistant varieties — a costly, multi-year process Hokkaido growers (who supply the bulk of Japan’s potatoes) have already lived through with past nematode outbreaks. Domestic potato self-sufficiency is otherwise high, which is why a “bumper harvest, so why import now” question resonates: there’s no supply shortfall driving the policy shift, only a trade or diplomatic rationale that the article doesn’t spell out.

    The thread’s real disagreement wasn’t over whether to worry about pests at all — it split on whether that worry is a genuine, previously-validated biosecurity concern or manufactured outrage. One camp cited Japan’s actual history of costly nematode damage as grounds for caution; another dismissed the same concern as “payoku” (leftist) scaremongering, implying food-safety worries are inherently partisan theater rather than agricultural risk management.

    What the thread misses is that Japan already relies on American potatoes in processed form — McDonald’s fries and, reportedly, KFC’s during a supply crunch — so the country isn’t choosing between “domestic” and “American” potatoes in the abstract; it already eats imported ones daily. The proposed change specifically concerns raw, soil-bearing tubers, where the nematode transmission risk actually lives, not the fries or chips already on shelves. Posters also leapt from a 2018 story about post-harvest fungicide use on citrus to assuming similar treatment applies to potatoes, without evidence that potato imports face the same spraying regime.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Breaking News+) thread “US Potato Imports Set to Be Allowed! Why Now, With a Bumper Harvest?“

  • 2026 Summer Koshien Is a “Crop Failure” — Pro Scouts Point to the Cause

    This year’s Koshien tournament (Japan’s national high school baseball championship, a summer institution watched nationwide) is reportedly being called by pro baseball scouts not just a “poor harvest” but an outright “crop failure.” Scouts gathered behind the backstop apparently agree that aside from Yokohama High’s Oda, there’s almost no one else worth chasing.

    On 5channel (5ch, Japan’s largest anonymous forum), the discussion spun off in several directions: gripes about high school baseball’s signature “sitting on the bench forever” problem, comparisons of average pay between pro baseball (NPB) and the J.League (Japan’s pro soccer league), and even a comparison of average height between Japan’s WBC baseball squad and its men’s national soccer team.

    “This summer isn’t just a poor harvest — it’s a full-on ‘crop failure,’” says a scout from the Pacific League (one of NPB’s two leagues).

    Behind the backstop at Koshien sit scouts from all 12 NPB clubs, plus MLB scouts. Aside from a standout talent like Oda (Yokohama), who took the mound on the 18th, this scout says there are simply too few players left worth tracking.

    Source: nikkan-gendai.com / original article here

    5AnonymousAug 20, 2026 21:10
    I mean, kids who actually want to play sports don't want to do bat-swinging where you just stand around doing nothing most of the time
    166AnonymousAug 20, 2026 21:38
    Re: #5
    And the other half of the time you're just sitting on the bench lol
    12AnonymousAug 20, 2026 21:11
    Re: #6
    Guys like Oda pull in a ton of MLB scouts too. They're probably relieved they lost already.
    35AnonymousAug 20, 2026 21:15
    Re: #12
    Oda's nothing special.
    46AnonymousAug 20, 2026 21:17
    Re: #35
    Specifically, what's not special about him?
    207AnonymousAug 20, 2026 21:45
    Re: #35
    Who's the top prospect in the scouts' eyes, then?
    19AnonymousAug 20, 2026 21:12
    Soccer just doesn't pay the same. Baseball players can make several times to dozens of times more.
    44AnonymousAug 20, 2026 21:17
    Re: #19
    The median NPB salary is only around 20 million yen (roughly $135,000), which is less than J1 (Japan's top soccer division).
    49AnonymousAug 20, 2026 21:18
    Re: #44
    NPB averages 50 million yen (~$340,000) and the J.League averages 12 million yen (~$80,000). Wait, are you leaving out J2 and J3? lmaooo
    51AnonymousAug 20, 2026 21:19
    Re: #49
    Pro baseball — wait, aren't the independent leagues technically 'pro baseball' too? lol
    57AnonymousAug 20, 2026 21:20
    Re: #49
    Every country treats the top division as a separate league from everything below it. And if you're going to count soccer's lower divisions, you'd have to count baseball's independent leagues too.
    92AnonymousAug 20, 2026 21:25
    https://image-tm.s2mr.jp/i/original/1787228719025.jpeg

    Guess the shrinking player pool is finally showing its effects lol
    109AnonymousAug 20, 2026 21:28
    Unpopular with kids + shrinking participation = nothing but small, short players now 😂
    131AnonymousAug 20, 2026 21:32
    Re: #109
    Baseball players have finally gotten shorter than soccer players 😨

    2026 WBC Japan national baseball team, average height: 179.9cm (~5'11")


    2026 World Cup Japan national soccer team, average height: 181.35cm (~5'11.5")



    🥹
    138AnonymousAug 20, 2026 21:33
    Re: #131
    They probably padded that average with Darvish (Yu Darvish, the towering MLB pitcher).
    162AnonymousAug 20, 2026 21:37
    If talent were really flowing to soccer, Japan should be producing its own Messis and Ronaldos by now, no? Baseball's got Ohtani, the best player in the world, and plenty of other guys tearing it up in MLB too.
    167AnonymousAug 20, 2026 21:38
    Re: #162
    Soccer isn't some low-competition niche sport like baseball.
    183AnonymousAug 20, 2026 21:40
    Re: #162
    Worse than the Dominicans and Venezuelans, honestly.
    191AnonymousAug 20, 2026 21:41
    Re: #162
    Over 80% of the world's baseball-playing population is in Japan and the US, and yet the number of Japanese MLB players is way too small.

    Ichiro (Ichiro Suzuki, the legendary NPB/MLB hitter) once said that if Japanese players really had the talent for baseball, every single MLB team should have a Japanese player on it, the way Dominican players are everywhere.

    The current numbers are honestly pretty sad.
    196AnonymousAug 20, 2026 21:44
    Re: #191
    Japanese baseball is the best in the world, and Ohtani's the best player in the world, so.
    201AnonymousAug 20, 2026 21:45
    Re: #196
    Being 'world's best' at baseball doesn't really mean much.
    202AnonymousAug 20, 2026 21:45
    Re: #196
    They made the quarterfinals this year — out of 24 total countries.
    228AnonymousAug 20, 2026 21:49
    Re: #196
    The second other countries actually get serious, that 'world's best' title turns out to be a hollow quarterfinal finish.

    And once Ohtani's past his prime, the next time Japan wins that fake 'world championship' called the WBC is a long way off.

    Background and Key Points

    For readers unfamiliar with it, Koshien is Japan’s National High School Baseball Championship, held every spring and summer at Hanshin Koshien Stadium; the summer edition is one of Japan’s biggest annual sporting events, and it doubles as the primary scouting ground for NPB (Nippon Professional Baseball)’s 12 teams, split into the Central and Pacific Leagues, plus MLB scouts. A weak crop at Koshien is taken seriously because so much of Japan’s pro pipeline runs through it, and it feeds into a longstanding complaint about high school baseball: squads are large, but only a handful of players ever get real innings, with the rest doing repetitive “bat-swinging” drills on the bench — a structural gripe posters raised well before the scouting debate even started.

    The thread didn’t actually settle on whether 2026 is a true “crop failure.” One poster dismissed Oda (the Yokohama High pitcher singled out as this year’s rare standout) as “nothing special,” prompting others to demand who scouts rate higher — a question that went unanswered. The bigger fracture was methodological: commenters argued over whether NPB truly out-earns the J.League, since figures cited median versus average pay and disagreed on whether to count J2/J3 or Japan’s independent baseball leagues, undermining both sides’ numbers.

    What’s easy to miss is that none of this — salary comparisons, a half-centimeter height gap between the WBC and World Cup squads, Ohtani’s stardom — actually explains talent flow between sports; it’s circumstantial griping, not evidence. Also unstated: Japan’s shrinking youth population is a broader demographic pressure on all amateur sports, not something unique to baseball’s recruiting pool this year.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5channel (Geinosuposoku+ board) thread “[High School Baseball] 2026 Summer Koshien Goes Beyond “Poor Harvest” to “Crop Failure”… Pro Scouts Point to the Cause of the Anomaly.”

  • Hiroshima Beats Chunichi on a Walk-Off, Sweeps Series 3-0 — Dragons Drop 4th Straight After Abreu’s Wild Pitch

    In Central League play on August 20, the Hiroshima Carp scored a walk-off win over the Chunichi Dragons, closing out the series with a three-game sweep. The Dragons — undone in part by a wild pitch from Abreu — dropped their fourth straight game, and on 5channel their slump became a hot topic, with posters bandying about nicknames like “Zombie” and “Chunidora” (a mocking 5ch nickname for the Chunichi Dragons). The thread also saw plenty of debate over managerial decisions and roster strength.

    Chunichi 0 1 0  0 0 0  0 0 0  |1

    Hiroshima 0 0 0  0 1 0  0 0 1X |2

    [Battery]

    Source: nikkansports.com / original article here

    6(。・_・。)ノ ◆jN6K3cbEWjLT ハンター[Lv.1629][SSR武+120][UR防限+102][初段森]Aug 20, 2026 20:55
    Our Chunidora's back, lol
    7AnonymousAug 20, 2026 20:56
    So the 'Zombie' state was a debuff, not a buff, was it (said in mock-archaic, samurai-drama speech). Well, guess that figures.
    12AnonymousAug 20, 2026 20:57
    Chunidora can't even beat a zombie-plagued Hiroshima
    14AnonymousAug 20, 2026 20:58
    Re: #12
    Well, to be fair, the 'gray' (under suspicion) players have been pulled off the first team now…
    28AnonymousAug 20, 2026 21:05
    Chunichi's too awful (´^ω^`) (comment styled in cutesy, childlike 2ch speech)
    At this point a walk-off balk is about the only losing pattern they've got left
    30AnonymousAug 20, 2026 21:06
    Re: #28
    Didn't they pull that during the Tatsu era too? (nickname for former Chunichi manager Kazuyoshi Tatsunami)
    29AnonymousAug 20, 2026 21:05
    How weak do you have to be to get swept 3-0 by a zombie-mode Hiroshima that's missing its key players?
    34AnonymousAug 20, 2026 21:07
    Re: #29
    Well, they've dropped 3 straight to the one team they absolutely couldn't afford to lose to.
    37AnonymousAug 20, 2026 21:09
    5-game win streak
    → 'Dinosaur Awakening! Our real fight starts here!!!'

    And after that
    → ●◯●●●◯●●●● (● = loss, ◯ = win) 2 wins, 8 losses
    132AnonymousAug 20, 2026 23:17
    Re: #37
    What is that, an express train that switches to local halfway through? (a pun on 'kukan kaisoku,' a train service that's fast for only part of its route)
    57AnonymousAug 20, 2026 21:30
    Weaker than a zombie, huh
    134AnonymousAug 20, 2026 23:20
    Re: #57
    Feels exactly like watching one of those bait-and-switch mobile game ads (where the ad footage looks nothing like the actual game)
    61AnonymousAug 20, 2026 21:34
    Did they really need to send Omori in as a pinch runner for Montero? There was a decent chance it'd go to extras and the at-bat would've come back around to Montero — shouldn't they have kept Omori in reserve as a card to play later?
    80AnonymousAug 20, 2026 21:56
    Re: #61
    With runners on first and third in a walk-off situation, the runner can advance to second for free without risking a force-out, and a delayed steal is also in play → hence pinch-runner Omori.
    Ideally Sasaki drives it in after the steal succeeds, but if he's put on base (walk, hit-by-pitch, or a declared intentional walk) to load the bases, then pinch-hit Akiyama.
    With Akiyama up, the opposing pitcher's already rattled, so he might draw a walk too.
    That's probably the thinking in the Carp dugout.
    62AnonymousAug 20, 2026 21:34
    Chunichi should get themselves tested for the zombie virus
    Only a zombie loses 3 straight to a zombie
    81AnonymousAug 20, 2026 21:56
    I heard the guys carrying Hiroshima are Dominican — did Chunichi lose their Dominican pipeline or something?
    86AnonymousAug 20, 2026 22:02
    Re: #81
    Abreu's Dominican too, though.
    99AnonymousAug 20, 2026 22:21
    They were still in the pennant race up until early summer last year too, so it's not like they're actually weak.
    Just aim for 3rd place with what's left of the season.
    106AnonymousAug 20, 2026 22:28
    Re: #99
    Just to clarify, I was talking about the Carp there.
    Dragons, do your best starting next season!
    117AnonymousAug 20, 2026 22:46
    Ozone (the district where the Dragons' home stadium sits) is northeast of central Nagoya, right?
    Northeast has traditionally been considered the 'kimon' (鬼門, the 'demon's gate' — an inauspicious direction in old Japanese geomancy) in Japan.
    Doesn't that direction just feel kind of gloomy somehow?
    123AnonymousAug 20, 2026 22:53
    Re: #117
    Chunichi had their golden era — the best results in franchise history — back in the 2000s, though.
    149AnonymousAug 21, 2026 00:25
    Hiroshima's a zombie, but Chunidora's just a corpse
    151AnonymousAug 21, 2026 00:39
    Re: #149
    For Hiroshima it's the players who are the zombies.
    For Chunichi, it's the manager who's the zombie.
    Inoue's results are bad enough that he should've been fired ages ago, and yet he just keeps shambling on as manager like the undead.
    156AnonymousAug 21, 2026 01:28
    Re: #149
    Nope.
    A rotting corpse.

    Background and Key Points

    The Chunichi Dragons, based in Nagoya, are one of NPB’s most storied Central League clubs, with a 2007 Japan Series title and a stretch of near-annual playoff runs under manager Hiromitsu Ochiai in the 2000s — the “golden era” a poster cites in #123. That success has since evaporated into a run of last-place finishes, and the team enters 2025 under new manager Kazuki Inoue, the “Inoue” posters want fired in #151. Earlier this season Chunichi reeled off five straight wins that got dubbed “Dinosaur Awakening” (a pun on Dragons/dinosaur), only to go 2-8 immediately after — the collapse #37 is mocking. The “kimon” jab in #117 refers to a real Japanese geomantic belief that the northeast is an inauspicious direction; Nagoya Dome sits in Ozone, northeast of the city center, which posters half-jokingly blame for the team’s misfortune.

    The thread doesn’t really split over whether Chunichi is bad — everyone agrees they are. The one real disagreement is tactical: #61 questions Hiroshima’s decision to burn pinch-runner Omori for Montero rather than save him, and #80 walks through the actual bunt/steal/force-out logic that justified it, effectively settling the point within the thread.

    What’s easy to miss is that “zombie” here is used two ways that don’t fully cohere: Hiroshima being “zombie-mode” (#6, #12) describes a team winning despite injuries and roster gaps, not weakness — while #14’s mention of “gray” players pulled from the first team gestures at unnamed disciplinary or investigation-related absences that the thread never explains, leaving foreign readers without the context needed to know who or why.

    ※This article is compiled from excerpts and a summary of the 5channel (Entertainment & Sports News+) thread “【Baseball】Central League C 2x-1 D [8/20] — Carp win it on a walk-off, sweep the series 3-0; Dragons’ Abreu throws a wild pitch, team drops 4th straight in the sweep.”

  • Perfect World Posts 118-Million-Yuan Loss in H1 — Hit Game’s 2-Billion-Yuan Sales Weighed Down by Ad Spending

    Chinese gaming giant Perfect World, the studio behind NTE and other titles, has reported a loss of 118 million yuan for the first half of 2026. Its flagship title’s worldwide cumulative revenue topped 2 billion yuan, but a 213% year-over-year surge in marketing spend dragged the company into the red.

    On the thread, comments ranged from “It’s ranked 8th on the PlayStation Store and still in the red?” to “Maybe they just overspent on ads,” with discussion also turning to the stark difference in sales breakdown between the PS5 version and the PC/Android versions.

    China’s Perfect World falls into the red with a 118-million-yuan loss in H1 — “NTE” (Chinese title: Yihuan) racks up 2 billion yuan in sales, but a 213% jump in marketing spend weighs it down

    Source: finance.biggo.jp / Original article here

    4AnonymousAug 20, 2026 17:42
    Surprisingly not profitable, huh?
    Didn't it pull in something like 30 billion at the start?
    7AnonymousAug 20, 2026 17:45
    Re: #4
    Apparently they overspent on ads.
    10AnonymousAug 20, 2026 17:46
    Re: #7
    So that includes the pre-launch stealth-marketing (ステマ, undisclosed paid promo dressed up as organic buzz) push?
    Mugendai (another Perfect World title, lit. "Infinity") was pretty bad about that too.
    16AnonymousAug 20, 2026 17:49
    Re: #10
    Slapping the "stealth marketing" label on everything is so cringe.
    11AnonymousAug 20, 2026 17:47
    But this thing's near the top of the PS5 sales charts (セルラン, "cell-ran," shorthand for sales ranking) and still isn't profitable?
    Wait, does the PS5 just… not sell?
    62AnonymousAug 20, 2026 18:17
    Re: #11
    Revenue's massive, but ad spend put it in the red.
    74AnonymousAug 20, 2026 18:24
    Re: #11
    It's only "good" compared to a dying village (限界集落, slang mocking the PS5's shrinking, aging install base) — on that trash console it's nothing to write home about.
    Most people are fine playing on their phones; nobody's booting up their oversized glorified smartphone just for this.
    15AnonymousAug 20, 2026 17:49
    Isn't Wuthering Waves (nicknamed "Narushio" by posters) headed for a loss too? Three years in and 17k concurrent players (同接, concurrent connections) is Princess Connect territory (a once-huge mobile game widely seen as past its prime).
    17AnonymousAug 20, 2026 17:50
    Re: #15
    That concurrent-player number's probably inflated garbage anyway.
    35AnonymousAug 20, 2026 17:59
    Re: #15
    Unlike NTE, it's actually landing well in China.
    20AnonymousAug 20, 2026 17:51
    If you're gonna criticize it, at least check the current PS Store rankings first, yeah?
    1. Genshin Impact
    2. Apex Legends
    3. eFootball
    4. Zenless Zone Zero
    5. Gundam
    6. Fortnite
    7. Wuthering Waves
    8. NTE
    9. Endfield
    10. Overwatch
    27AnonymousAug 20, 2026 17:56
    Re: #20
    8th place and still in the red?
    Yeah, garbage console (ゴミステ, a common PlayStation slur, lit. "trash-tation") strikes again.
    33AnonymousAug 20, 2026 17:58
    Re: #20
    It only moved from 11th to 8th after a patch, so it hasn't really surged…
    Going by the trend, most people already quit.
    Feels like folks just uninstalled NTE and reinstalled Genshin.
    There was a "let's come back for Snezhnaya" wave (a Genshin Impact region/nation that got a content update).
    Reading into that, it looks like most PS players never bought expansion storage and are just juggling everything on the built-in drive.
    71City Boy ◆Tokyo/ax2sAug 20, 2026 18:22
    Re: #20
    That might be true on PS, but overall, Fortnite has blown past eFootball for a dominant 1st place.
    The Gaming Legends season kicks off today too.
    24AnonymousAug 20, 2026 17:55
    The Gokis (ゴキ, short for "gokiburi"/cockroach — a derogatory nickname for hardcore PlayStation fans) kept saying PS5 was selling like crazy domestically though.
    34AnonymousAug 20, 2026 17:58
    Re: #24
    Even if it sold well, there's only so much you can do with an audience of at most 7 million PS5 owners in Japan, generously estimated.
    This game's whole model assumes a 1.3-billion-person market (i.e., China).
    38AnonymousAug 20, 2026 18:01
    Every time I check, Endfield is nowhere on the sales charts — averaging below 200th place. Dead.
    129AnonymousAug 20, 2026 19:19
    Re: #38
    Well, that one's meant to be played on PC.
    It's on PS5 too, but apparently you can't even use keyboard and mouse.
    50AnonymousAug 20, 2026 18:07
    PC and Android make up 60%

    According to Perfect World Games' official first-half 2026 earnings, released August 19, NTE's worldwide cumulative revenue — over 1.4 billion yuan as of June 30 — passed 2 billion yuan by August 18. Official PC plus official Android account for roughly 60% of the total.
    53AnonymousAug 20, 2026 18:08
    Re: #50
    Do we even need PS5, then?
    99AnonymousAug 20, 2026 18:36
    Re: #50
    Zero benefit to spending money through PlayStation anyway — constant data leaks, and no points or rewards to show for it.
    59AnonymousAug 20, 2026 18:14
    Re: #1
    NTE showed up late on Steam and it was #1 in sales yesterday, #2 today.
    67AnonymousAug 20, 2026 18:21
    Wasn't this the game the mobile-gacha crowd used as a stick to beat Japanese games with?
    72AnonymousAug 20, 2026 18:23
    Re: #67
    That's basically all I remember about it.
    Actually, the only thing I remember is Shouheki (apparently a streamer/YouTuber known for playing these titles) playing it.
    Even from the YouTube ads, it's just another reskin of the same garbage gacha game — nothing memorable.
    79AnonymousAug 20, 2026 18:26
    Overspending on ads that hard just means the PR team is dumb.
    81AnonymousAug 20, 2026 18:27
    Re: #79
    Well, the plan was probably "blast ads everywhere, rake in a bunch of suckers, profit"…
    152AnonymousAug 20, 2026 20:11
    Re: #79
    That's just how China does everything, though.
    They can only compete on sheer scale.

    Background and Key Points

    Perfect World is one of China’s biggest private game publishers, listed on the Shenzhen exchange, with a decades-long track record in PC MMOs before moving into mobile and console gacha titles. NTE (Chinese title Yihuan, English title unclear from the thread but referred to by posters as “NTE”) is its current flagship, a gacha-style action game released simultaneously on PC, Android, and PS5 — a three-platform push that’s unusual for a Chinese gacha title, since most stay PC/mobile-only or add PS5 as an afterthought. The headline numbers: a 118-million-yuan net loss for H1 2026 against 2 billion yuan in cumulative worldwide NTE revenue, with marketing spend up 213% year-on-year. For context, Chinese gacha publishers routinely spend 50%+ of revenue on user acquisition and influencer/”stealth marketing” campaigns to break into saturated markets like Japan, so a loss despite strong top-line revenue isn’t unusual in this industry — it reflects the cost of buying market share, not a failing product.

    The thread’s actual disagreement is narrower than “is NTE good or bad” — posters split on how to read PS5 chart position (8th on the Japanese PS Store) against the loss. Some treated a top-10 ranking as proof the game should be profitable, implying ad spend or mismanagement was the problem; others countered that PS5’s Japanese install base is small (estimated around 7 million units) and that PC/Android already account for roughly 60% of NTE’s total revenue (post #50), meaning PS5 chart placement is close to irrelevant to the company’s bottom line.

    What’s likely misunderstood: readers may assume “8th on PlayStation Store” reflects meaningful revenue, when platform charts rank by units/spend velocity, not absolute market share — a small platform can produce a high rank with modest real revenue. Also unaddressed in the thread: Perfect World’s loss is a single-half figure against a multi-year live-service investment; gacha titles commonly post launch-period losses before ad spend tapers and long-tail monetization kicks in, so one bad half doesn’t necessarily signal the game underperforming its business plan.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5channel (Hardware & Industry, “Geha” — short for ゲームハード, the console-wars-focused hardware board) thread “NTE operator Perfect World falls into the red.”

  • Hiroshima Sweeps Chunichi 3-0 With Walk-Off Win; Dragons Fall to 4th Straight Loss After Abreu’s Wild Pitch

    In Central League action on August 20, the Hiroshima Carp scored a walk-off win over the Chunichi Dragons, sweeping the three-game series 3-0. Chunichi’s loss — their fourth straight — came with a wild pitch from Abreu factored in. Over on 5channel (Japan’s largest anonymous forum), the Dragons’ slump became the talk of the thread, with posters slinging nicknames like “Zombie” and “Chuni-dora.” Commenters also traded plenty of opinions on managerial decisions and roster depth.

    Chunichi 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 |1

    Hiroshima 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 1X |2

    [Battery]

    Source: nikkansports.com / Original article here

    6(。・_・。)ノ ◆jN6K3cbEWjLT Hunter [Lv.1629][SSR Weapon+120][UR Def Limit+102][1st-Dan Forest]Aug 20, 2026 20:55
    There's our Chuni-dora, back again lol (a mocking portmanteau of "Chunichi" and "Dragons" used when the team is playing badly)
    7AnonymousAug 20, 2026 20:56
    Turns out "zombie" was a debuff, not a buff, huh. Well, I guess that tracks.
    12AnonymousAug 20, 2026 20:57
    Chuni-dora can't even beat a Hiroshima team in the middle of a "zombie outbreak"
    14AnonymousAug 20, 2026 20:58
    Re: #12
    Well, for what it's worth, the players under a cloud (Japanese shorthand for someone suspected of wrongdoing but not formally charged) have been pulled off the first team now…
    28AnonymousAug 20, 2026 21:05
    Chunichi's too dang awful (´^ω^`)
    About the only pattern they've got left is a walk-off balk, innit
    30AnonymousAug 20, 2026 21:06
    Re: #28
    Didn't that already happen back in the Tatsu era? (nickname for former manager Kazuyoshi Tatsunami)
    29AnonymousAug 20, 2026 21:05
    Getting swept 3 straight by a "zombie" Hiroshima that's missing its main players — how weak do you have to be?
    34AnonymousAug 20, 2026 21:07
    Re: #29
    Well, they've dropped 3 straight to the one team they absolutely can't afford to lose to.
    37AnonymousAug 20, 2026 21:09
    5-game win streak
    → "The dinosaur awakens! Our real fight starts now!!!"

    And then
    → L-W-L-L-L-W-L-L-L-L, 2 wins, 8 losses
    132AnonymousAug 20, 2026 23:17
    Re: #37
    What is that, a rapid-express train that's only fast for one stretch? (a jab comparing the streak to a train that runs "rapid" briefly before reverting to a local, all-stops crawl)
    57AnonymousAug 20, 2026 21:30
    So they're weaker than a zombie?
    134AnonymousAug 20, 2026 23:20
    Re: #57
    Honestly feels like watching a bait-and-switch ad game (Japanese gaming slang for a title whose ads oversell a much worse actual product)
    61AnonymousAug 20, 2026 21:34
    Was sending out a pinch runner for Montero really the move? If it'd gone to extras, Montero could well have come up again, so shouldn't they have kept the pinch runner in reserve as a card to play later?
    80AnonymousAug 20, 2026 21:56
    Re: #61
    With runners on first and third in a walk-off situation, the runner can advance to second for free since there's no force play to worry about — so you might as well try a delayed steal, which means sending in the pinch runner.
    After the steal lands, ideally Sasaki gets a hit to seal it, but if they issue a declared intentional walk (Japan's version of an automatic IBB) to load the bases, then pinch-hit Akiyama.
    With Akiyama up, the opposing pitcher's already rattled, so maybe he draws a walk.

    That's probably the Carp bench's thinking.
    62AnonymousAug 20, 2026 21:34
    Chunichi ought to get themselves tested for zombification. Only a zombie loses 3 straight to a zombie.
    81AnonymousAug 20, 2026 21:56
    Heard the guy carrying Hiroshima is Dominican — did Chunichi lose their Dominican pipeline or something?
    86AnonymousAug 20, 2026 22:02
    Re: #81
    Abreu's Dominican too, though.
    99AnonymousAug 20, 2026 22:21
    They were still in the first-place race up through early summer last year too, so it's not like they're actually weak. Go for 3rd place with what's left of the season.
    106AnonymousAug 20, 2026 22:28
    Re: #99
    Just to be clear, that was about the Carp.
    Dragons, hang in there next season!
    117AnonymousAug 20, 2026 22:46
    Ozone is northeast of central Nagoya, right? (the neighborhood where Nagoya Dome sits) Northeast has been considered the "demon's gate" (kimon) in Japan since ancient times — an inauspicious direction in traditional belief. Don't you kind of get a gloomy vibe off that direction?
    123AnonymousAug 20, 2026 22:53
    Re: #117
    Chunichi had the best run in franchise history back in the 2000s though, that was their golden era.
    149AnonymousAug 21, 2026 00:25
    Hiroshima's a zombie, but Chuni-dora is just a plain corpse.
    151AnonymousAug 21, 2026 00:39
    Re: #149
    Hiroshima's players are the zombies, but for Chunichi it's the manager who's the zombie.
    Inoue's results should've gotten him fired ages ago, and yet he just keeps managing on like the undead.
    156AnonymousAug 21, 2026 01:28
    Re: #149
    Nope.
    A rotting corpse.

    Background and Key Points

    Chunichi Dragons are one of NPB’s most storied Central League franchises, with a championship as recently as 2004 and their last pennant in 2011, but the club has been a perennial also-ran through most of the 2010s and 2020s, repeatedly finishing at or near the bottom of the six-team, no-wildcard Central League table. Hiroshima’s “zombie” tag in the thread refers to the Carp playing without several regulars — posters note that players “under a cloud” (suspected of, but not charged with, some off-field wrongdoing) have been pulled from the first team, so Hiroshima is running out a depleted, patchwork lineup and still finding ways to win, including this walk-off.

    The thread’s real fault line isn’t whether Chunichi are bad — that’s assumed — but why: some posters treat it as a temporary funk (pointing to last year’s surprise first-place run and this year’s brief five-game streak), while others argue it’s structural, blaming manager Inoue directly and saying he should have been dismissed already. A smaller, more technical argument breaks out over the walk-off itself: whether pinch-running for Montero was correct given NPB’s runners-on-corners “free” advance to second and the specific sequencing (steal, then a possible declared intentional walk to load the bases before pinch-hitting Akiyama).

    What outside readers may miss is that NPB’s declared/automatic intentional walk (introduced 2018) lets a team put a batter on without four pitches — the strategic chess posters describe hinges entirely on that rule, which has no equivalent in most leagues fans might be picturing.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Geisports Sokuho+) thread “[Baseball] Central League: Carp 2, Dragons 1 [8/20] — Carp sweep series 3-0 with walk-off win, Chunichi’s Abreu wild-pitches his way into a 4th straight loss.”

  • Drinking Solo with KFC as His Side Dish — 5ch: “I Went From 110kg to 55kg”

    A thread popped up on 5ch (Newsspeed VIP, a rapid-fire anonymous board) where the poster announced he’d bought KFC and was starting a solo drinking session with it as his side dish. Between chatter about KFC’s upcoming anniversary combo and news of Uma Musume (a hit horse-girl gacha game) trading cards reselling for huge markups, the thread’s original poster revealed he’d dieted down from 110kg to 55kg — and things spiraled from there into how diabetes actually works and how many pachinko parlors have closed down.

    1Anonymous (5ch VIP board)Aug 20, 2026 21:30
    (´;ω;`) Drinking with chicken as my snack
    2Anonymous (5ch VIP board)Aug 20, 2026 21:31
    (´・ω・`) Looks super tasty
    3Anonymous (5ch VIP board)Aug 20, 2026 21:31
    Re: #2
    (´;ω;`) Haven't bought KFC in a while (he says "keta-chiki," slang for Kentucky Fried Chicken)
    4Anonymous (5ch VIP board)Aug 20, 2026 21:31
    Your keyboard's so filthy it's stealing all my attention
    6Anonymous (5ch VIP board)Aug 20, 2026 21:31
    Re: #4
    (´;ω;`) Just forget I posted it
    8Anonymous (5ch VIP board)Aug 20, 2026 21:32
    They're doing the anniversary combo pack in about a week though (KFC Japan runs a special "birthday festival" deal every August)
    12Anonymous (5ch VIP board)Aug 20, 2026 21:33
    Re: #8
    (´;ω;`) Can't wait that long
    18Anonymous (5ch VIP board)Aug 20, 2026 21:35
    Eating while staring at that disgusting keyboard can't taste good
    20Anonymous (5ch VIP board)Aug 20, 2026 21:35
    Re: #18
    (´;ω;`) It's not dirty
    22Anonymous (5ch VIP board)Aug 20, 2026 21:36
    Λ_Λ
    ૮₍ ・᷇ ∀ ・᷆ ₎ა A similar one will only be ¥990 pretty soon anyway
    The Founder's Pack kicks off around the 28th
    25Anonymous (5ch VIP board)Aug 20, 2026 21:36
    Re: #22
    (´;ω;`) Seriously?… Guess I'll have to buy it again then
    23Anonymous (5ch VIP board)Aug 20, 2026 21:36
    (´;ω;`) Today I went drinking and eating at Senbayashi shopping street in Osaka (a famous old-school covered shotengai retail arcade)
    200Anonymous (5ch VIP board)Aug 20, 2026 22:41
    Re: #23
    Why are you eating again? You're eating way too much
    24Anonymous (5ch VIP board)Aug 20, 2026 21:36
    If you pull a hit card from the Uma Musume packs right now, it'll resell for ¥10,000 or more
    26Anonymous (5ch VIP board)Aug 20, 2026 21:37
    Re: #24
    (´;ω;`) Seriously???? I'm not into Uma Musume and figured I didn't need it, but did I just flush a bunch of expected value down the drain…
    27Anonymous (5ch VIP board)Aug 20, 2026 21:37
    Nice, I love the Original Recipe chicken
    28Anonymous (5ch VIP board)Aug 20, 2026 21:38
    Re: #27
    (´;ω;`) Honestly this is the best one in the end… I eat it right down to the bone
    35Anonymous (5ch VIP board)Aug 20, 2026 21:42
    (´;ω;`) Gonna eat the side chicken now

    42Anonymous (5ch VIP board)Aug 20, 2026 21:43
    Re: #35
    That mayo's loaded with sugar, you know…
    63Anonymous (5ch VIP board)Aug 20, 2026 21:50
    (´;ω;`) Check it out, I got Urin-chan! (a mascot figure tied to the Umi Monogatari pachinko series)
    64Anonymous (5ch VIP board)Aug 20, 2026 21:51
    Re: #63
    ૮₍ ・ω・ ₎ა who's that
    65Anonymous (5ch VIP board)Aug 20, 2026 21:51
    (´;ω;`) That completes my Umi Monogatari capsule-toy set! (Umi Monogatari, "Sea Story," is a long-running, hugely popular pachinko slot series)
    88Anonymous (5ch VIP board)Aug 20, 2026 22:03
    I always figured diabetes was an overweight-person thing
    90Anonymous (5ch VIP board)Aug 20, 2026 22:04
    Re: #88
    (´・ω・`) You can get it even when you're thin
    It actually has nothing to do with being fat or skinny
    It's a symptom of your insulin running too high
    92Anonymous (5ch VIP board)Aug 20, 2026 22:04
    Re: #88
    (´;ω;`) I went on a serious diet and dropped from 110kg (about 242 lbs) to 55kg (about 121 lbs)
    105Anonymous (5ch VIP board)Aug 20, 2026 22:09
    (´;ω;`) I'll show this to just you guys ♡♡

    126Anonymous (5ch VIP board)Aug 20, 2026 22:15
    Re: #122
    (´;ω;`) Honestly I'm fine staying like this… the only ways to get rid of the loose skin are building muscle or having it surgically removed
    135Anonymous (5ch VIP board)Aug 20, 2026 22:17
    Re: #132
    (´;ω;`) Is it actually true that pachinko parlors will be extinct in 20 years?
    141Anonymous (5ch VIP board)Aug 20, 2026 22:18
    Re: #135
    People were saying the exact same thing 20 years ago when the "5th-gen" machines came in (a regulatory generation of pachislot machines)
    145Anonymous (5ch VIP board)Aug 20, 2026 22:19
    Re: #135
    Back during COVID, when everyone said they were collapsing left and right, there were still about 9,000 parlors — now it's under 6,000
    Well, I bet casinos will show up eventually anyway

    Background and Key Points

    Drinking Solo with KFC as His Side Dish: A 5ch Thread Where Diet and Diabetes Chatter Outran the Chicken

    KFC in Japan isn’t a fast-food afterthought — it’s a cultural fixture, thanks decades ago to a marketing push that linked fried chicken to Christmas dinner, and the chain still leans hard into limited-time promos like the “birthday festival” (“Founder’s Pack”) discussed in the thread, timed to the brand’s founding anniversary each August. Pachinko, meanwhile, is Japan’s massive legal gray-zone gambling industry — technically a game of skill exchanged for prizes rather than cash, historically running in the tens of thousands of parlors nationwide, but shrinking for years under stricter regulation, an aging customer base, and competition from phone gacha games like the Uma Musume title also namechecked here. Uma Musume itself is a horse-racing-themed gacha game whose physical trading cards have developed a real secondary resale market, which is why a stray comment about hit cards fetching ¥10,000 (roughly $65-70) derailed part of the thread.

    Where posters actually diverged was less about the chicken and more about causation: once the original poster mentioned his drop from 110kg to 55kg, the thread split between people assuming diabetes is purely a fat-versus-thin issue and a corrective reply insisting it’s really about insulin response, independent of body size.

    What’s easy to miss is that the pachinko decline figures tossed out (roughly 9,000 parlors during COVID versus under 6,000 now) reflect a genuine, well-documented industry contraction, not thread exaggeration — and it’s a separate structural story from the diet or diabetes discussion, even though the conversation blurred all three together as they would in any casual, tangent-heavy 5ch chat.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Newsspeed VIP) thread “(´;ω;`) I bought some KFC!“

  • Why Isn’t the Death of 4 Weed-Clearing Workers Hit by a Tobu Express Train a Bigger Deal?

    After a Tobu Railway express train struck and killed four track weed-clearing workers, passengers were seen smiling during TV interviews about the incident — prompting posters on 5channel (Japan’s largest anonymous forum) to ask, “Why isn’t this a bigger deal?”

    The thread argued over who’s liable for damages, the dangerous reality of track-maintenance and weed-clearing work, and why the story has gotten so little media coverage.

    1Anonymous (lit. "Still-Running Nameless," a train-themed handle used on this board)Aug 20, 2026 19:06
    What is even going on here…
    4AnonymousAug 20, 2026 19:07
    I guess society just figures it doesn't matter much since it was "only" weed-clearing workers who died… I mean, passengers were literally smiling in their interviews, saying stuff like "it was rough" or "wow, what a shock."
    7AnonymousAug 20, 2026 19:08
    Re: #4
    That's insane.
    18AnonymousAug 20, 2026 19:14
    Re: #4
    The smiling really got to me…
    11AnonymousAug 20, 2026 19:10
    Shows how little a life is worth when it's an older, single laborer. If it had been 4 JK (schoolgirls), this would be huge news.
    50AnonymousAug 20, 2026 19:31
    Railway weed-clearing is insanely dangerous, life-on-the-line work — so why does it pay so little?
    53AnonymousAug 20, 2026 19:32
    Re: #50
    If there wasn't some careless guy on the crew, the accident wouldn't have happened at all, no?
    71AnonymousAug 20, 2026 19:39
    Re: #50
    Well, it's not like they're producing anything. Just cutting grass.
    67AnonymousAug 20, 2026 19:38
    The only silver lining is the families get money out of this. Gotta be at least 300 million yen (~$2M) per person, easy.
    69AnonymousAug 20, 2026 19:39
    Re: #67
    They weren't paying passengers, so if anything this'll be handled as a straight-up damages/liability claim.
    74AnonymousAug 20, 2026 19:40
    Re: #67
    If this ends the way TEPCO did (the utility whose stock cratered after the Fukushima disaster), you already know what to do with Tobu Railway stock, right?
    72AnonymousAug 20, 2026 19:39
    Is the media not criticizing Tobu Railway because they're getting paid off or something?
    75AnonymousAug 20, 2026 19:40
    Re: #72
    I don't think it's that… though I have no idea how much they spend on TV ads.
    76AnonymousAug 20, 2026 19:41
    Re: #72
    They're just still in the "prep work" stage.
    77AnonymousAug 20, 2026 19:41
    Re: #72
    These days the media gets bashed for emotional criticism, so they hold back.
    95AnonymousAug 20, 2026 19:51
    So who's paying for the damage to the train itself? The workers' families?
    97AnonymousAug 20, 2026 19:53
    Re: #95
    The train photographers ("tori-tetsu" — obsessive railfans who chase trains for photos). Reason: because they're creepy.
    98AnonymousAug 20, 2026 19:53
    Re: #95
    I'd guess the people who were struck and killed probably weren't at fault at all. Beyond that, we really won't know until it's properly investigated.
    (-人-) [hands clasped in prayer]
    101AnonymousAug 20, 2026 19:56
    Re: #98
    The fault lies with the workers who died, their lookout colleague, and the company.
    103AnonymousAug 20, 2026 20:02
    Re: #101
    We don't even know the contractual liability between Tobu and the contractor. Until this is properly investigated, outsiders like us have no business prejudging who owes how much in damages.
    126AnonymousAug 20, 2026 20:27
    Re: #103
    Don't strain yourself trying to sound smart with words like "prejudge" lmao
    147AnonymousAug 20, 2026 20:36
    Re: #103
    Don't jump in when you don't know anything. This kind of work belongs to the track-maintenance contractors. The dead workers' company was contracted for track maintenance — weed-clearing is just one part of that job. And safety management during the work is the contractor's responsibility.
    113AnonymousAug 20, 2026 20:13
    Is it a disregard for human life that they don't just stop running trains while weed-clearing is going on?
    123AnonymousAug 20, 2026 20:24
    Re: #113
    You can't do weed-clearing in the middle of the night, and you can't just halt trains during the day either. Even when the Yamanote Line announces service suspensions for construction way ahead of time, tons of idiots still show up on the day and complain to station staff.
    153AnonymousAug 20, 2026 20:40
    Re: #113
    Nah, that's not it. At night there's the real track-maintenance work — swapping out rails, replacing gravel ballast, serious stuff. And they have to finish all of that in the 4-5 hours between the last train and the first train. Daytime weed-clearing is more like side pocket-money work.

    Background and Key Points

    For readers unfamiliar with Japanese rail operations: track-side maintenance in Japan is almost never done by the railway company’s own staff. Companies like Tobu contract out inspection, ballast replacement, and weed-clearing to specialized subcontractors, often multiple layers deep, working in the narrow overnight or between-train windows the thread describes. This structure is common across Japan’s dense private-rail network and is one reason liability in a fatal accident isn’t simple: it has to be sorted out between the railway, the prime contractor, and whichever crew was actually on site, which is exactly the tangle posters in the thread couldn’t agree on.

    The thread didn’t split over whether the deaths mattered — nearly everyone agreed the muted reaction was troubling — but over why coverage has stayed so thin. Some blamed ad spending or media timidity, others chalked it up to the story still being in an early “investigation pending” phase, and one poster flatly rejected the idea of assigning blame before facts are established, which drew pushback from others eager to name a culprit.

    What’s likely to get lost on non-Japanese readers is the compensation math floated in the thread. Damages guesses of ¥300 million per victim reflect civil liability against a company, but workplace deaths in Japan are first and typically primarily handled through rousai (workers’ compensation insurance) tied to the employer of record — the subcontractor, not necessarily Tobu — which pays out on a fixed schedule far below those speculative figures. The thread’s TEPCO comparison is also worth flagging as pure speculation: unlike Fukushima, there’s no indication here of the kind of systemic corporate failure that tanked TEPCO’s stock for years.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5channel (Nandemo Jikkyo G board) thread “Tobu Railway: ‘Our express train ran over and killed 4 weed-clearing workers’ — Why isn’t this a bigger deal?”

  • PE Teacher Pulls Man From Burning Car With Bare Hands — 5ch: “Wild That He Even Thought He Could Bend the Door”

    A video showing a health-and-PE teacher pulling someone out of a burning car with his bare hands went viral on 5ch’s “Nanidemo Jikkyo” board (a general live-discussion/news board). While many praised him for pushing through the heat to save the person, some questioned why the driver couldn’t get out on their own. One post about the thread’s own title also drew attention — noting that engagement jumped once the headline was changed from a mocking tone to a more factual one.

    6Still Standing AnonymousAug 20, 2026 14:06
    Lucky break that the wrecked car was a kei car (Japan's compact 'light' cars) — rare case where that actually worked in his favor.
    75Still Standing AnonymousAug 20, 2026 14:50
    Re: #6
    Might wanna update that brain of yours, grandpa.
    10Still Standing AnonymousAug 20, 2026 14:07
    Was he in the other car involved in the crash?
    21Still Standing AnonymousAug 20, 2026 14:13
    Re: #10
    Nah, he's in the car that was recording it — the dashcam car.
    22Still Standing AnonymousAug 20, 2026 14:13
    Whoever caused this crash better not get behind a wheel again — surviving a dumb accident like this was basically a miracle.
    102Still Standing AnonymousAug 20, 2026 15:08
    Re: #22
    What kind of accident was it, anyway?
    27Still Standing AnonymousAug 20, 2026 14:15
    This has gotta be huge for the school's image, right?
    Wonder if he gets a bonus out of it.
    45Still Standing AnonymousAug 20, 2026 14:26
    I could pull that off too, I just never get the chance.
    51Still Standing AnonymousAug 20, 2026 14:33
    Re: #45
    That door was hot enough to burn your skin, man.
    50Still Standing AnonymousAug 20, 2026 14:33
    Wild that he even thought he could bend the door.
    Most people who wanted to help would still be too scared to get near a burning car — this guy is legitimately cool.
    53Still Standing AnonymousAug 20, 2026 14:34
    Re: #50
    Just the thought of touching a burning car is nuts on its own.
    And he actually got the guy out. Genuinely badass.
    79Still Standing AnonymousAug 20, 2026 14:52
    If the driver wasn't pinned in, couldn't he have broken it open from the inside himself? Was he just too panicked to move, or was he not strong enough?
    84Still Standing AnonymousAug 20, 2026 14:55
    Re: #79
    Which do you think gets you more force — pushing while sitting down, or standing up and throwing your full body weight into it?
    91Still Standing AnonymousAug 20, 2026 15:00
    That first light touch was probably him checking it wasn't scorching hot to the point of being unbearable.
    Lucky the fire hadn't spread over the whole car yet.
    Still, it's dangerous — ideally you'd want gloves or a helmet, but I doubt many people keep those in their car.
    93Still Standing AnonymousAug 20, 2026 15:01
    Re: #91
    Even if it's too hot bare-handed, he probably could've stripped off his shirt and used it to grip and pull.
    100Still Standing AnonymousAug 20, 2026 15:07
    "Not really, no special training or anything."
    113Still Standing AnonymousAug 20, 2026 15:20
    Re: #100
    A fire extinguisher would've been the ideal thing to have on hand.
    114Still Standing AnonymousAug 20, 2026 15:21
    Re: #113
    Lol, the guy inside is coughing his lungs out.
    119Still Standing AnonymousAug 20, 2026 15:23
    Re: #113
    Even with the guy inside coughing that bad, is dousing the fire one second faster with an extinguisher actually the right call?
    121Still Standing AnonymousAug 20, 2026 15:25
    These doors bend more easily than you'd think — I tried bending my mom's kei car door once for fun.
    Put my full 120kg into it and it just caved right in. Mom was in tears of joy over how strong I am.
    126Still Standing AnonymousAug 20, 2026 15:34
    Re: #121
    This tweet is way too funny.
    144Still Standing AnonymousAug 20, 2026 15:54
    Wild how just changing the thread title changes how much traction it gets. The first thread I ever made, three days ago, had some snarky title mocking PE teachers, and sure enough it never even hit 20 replies.
    152Still Standing AnonymousAug 20, 2026 16:04
    Re: #144
    Contrarian takes just kill the mood.
    The guy did something genuinely admirable here.

    Background and Key Points

    Japan’s dashcams (“drive recorders”) are now standard equipment in a majority of private cars, largely because of a wave of viral road-rage and hit-and-run cases in the late 2010s that made insurers and drivers alike want independent footage of crashes — which is why the rescue here was caught on video at all, filmed from the car behind rather than by any official source. The debate over the car’s build also needs context: “kei cars,” Japan’s tax-advantaged compact class (engine capacity capped at 660cc, thinner body panels to save weight), make up roughly a third to nearly forty percent of new car sales, and are popularly assumed to be flimsier than standard-size vehicles.

    The thread’s actual fault line was less about the rescue itself and more about that kei-car assumption: one poster credited the car’s thin doors for making the rescue possible, and was immediately shot down as out of date, since kei cars have been reinforced substantially since safety-standard revisions over the past two decades. A second, smaller disagreement was whether the driver was trapped or simply too panicked or injured to push the door open himself.

    What nobody in the thread addressed is the mechanical detail that actually matters: a door “bent open” after a collision is very likely already sprung or misaligned from the crash impact itself, which requires far less force than prying open an intact, undamaged door — a distinction that would deflate a lot of the “superhuman strength” framing while still leaving the teacher’s willingness to grab a burning door with bare hands as the genuinely notable part.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Nanidemo Jikkyo board) thread “[Video] PE Teacher Rescues Person Bare-Handed from a Burning Car 🚙🔥wwwwwwwwww” (the trailing “www” is Japanese internet shorthand for laughter, like “lol” repeated).