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  • Surge in Grave Closures Sparks Monk’s Complaint: “Too Poisoned by Capitalism” — 5ch Weighs In

    A video of a Buddhist monk lamenting that the growing number of Japanese people closing down their family graves are “too poisoned by capitalism” went viral on 5ch. The thread saw a wide range of opinions fly back and forth — from complaints about posthumous-name fees and temple-severance fees, to questions about how flush temples and monks themselves seem to be, to arguments that cremation alone is enough and graves aren’t even necessary.

    [Grave Closures Are Surging] The Result Capitalism Brought Us

    Source: youtube.com / Original video here

    7AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:46
    Honestly, we don't even need funerals.
    Just cremate me and call it done.
    17AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:49
    Re: #7
    Just do a subsidized cremation-only send-off.
    Leave the ashes with the funeral home and forget about them — they'll end up in some communal grave eventually anyway.
    10AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:47
    A lot of Kyoto monks cruise around in Lexuses — what's that about?
    138AnonymousAug 24, 2026 13:26
    Re: #10
    Even yakuza want to get their hands on temples, so yeah, that's basically it.
    12AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:48
    That's because you people keep bleeding them dry with posthumous-name fees, memorial-anniversary fees, Obon, Higan, and whatever else.
    15AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:49
    Re: #12
    So true.
    They call it a "heartfelt donation, pay what you feel," but then get pissed if it's too little and phone in the service — makes no sense.
    13AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:49
    I visit the grave, and I pray at the family altar every day.
    Though it all ends with me.
    34AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:51
    Re: #13
    You don't have kids?
    60AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:59
    Re: #13
    Yo, last of the line lmaooo
    14AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:49
    Why don't you guys just buy a grave?
    193AnonymousAug 24, 2026 13:55
    Re: #14
    Don't need one.
    I'm fine with a tree burial.
    22AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:50
    Isn't it fine to just keep the memorial tablet at home and pray to it?
    32AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:51
    Re: #22
    Apparently once you've got too many of those piled up over the generations, you can thin them out.
    A Shinto priest told me that.
    41AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:53
    Went back to my parents' place for Obon for the first time in a while and stopped by the grave — saw someone scrubbing it down with a handheld pressure washer, kind of hilarious.
    46AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:55
    Re: #41
    Honestly it's super convenient.
    You still wipe it down by hand afterward, of course.
    44AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:54
    That's you, you crappy monk.
    The monk in my neighborhood is cruising around in a brand-new S-Class too.
    67AnonymousAug 24, 2026 13:00
    Re: #44
    I really hate how lavishly Kyoto's crappy monks live it up.
    Back when I worked as a floor manager at a host club, monks would just show up wasted and hassle the girls.
    I remember thinking, this guy's a walking bundle of worldly desires.
    78AnonymousAug 24, 2026 13:04
    Honestly, a big part of why Japanese people's religious faith has faded is because of stuff like this.
    89AnonymousAug 24, 2026 13:06
    Re: #78
    I think that's a huge factor, honestly.
    91AnonymousAug 24, 2026 13:08
    Not like the monk world has much room to talk — when they run out of money they just sell off their temple's corporate religious status to Chinese buyers at a premium.
    93AnonymousAug 24, 2026 13:08
    Re: #91
    Truly the Age of Dharma Decline we're living in. (mappō — the Buddhist doctrine that the teachings are in terminal decline)
    110AnonymousAug 24, 2026 13:16
    Closing down a grave just means getting fleeced for nothing, so I'll leave it be.
    It'll end up an abandoned grave once I'm gone anyway.
    111AnonymousAug 24, 2026 13:17
    Re: #110
    Yeah, it really did cost a lot.
    129AnonymousAug 24, 2026 13:23
    Re: #110
    Disposing of the grave itself costs money, but a lot of temples also slap you with this absurd "temple-severance fee" on top.
    113AnonymousAug 24, 2026 13:18
    When I die I just want to be tossed straight into the Kamo River.
    120AnonymousAug 24, 2026 13:19
    Re: #113
    That riverbank's gonna end up looking like the Heian period.
    139AnonymousAug 24, 2026 13:26
    To begin with, the reason cremation is even an issue in this country is that the furnaces are calibrated to burn slowly and leave bones behind, just to suit Buddhist practice.
    Buddhism's the one causing the trouble here.
    157AnonymousAug 24, 2026 13:34
    Re: #139
    Wait, seriously???
    143AnonymousAug 24, 2026 13:28
    Over on the grave-closure thread on Edge, people were saying closing a grave costs money too, so just leaving it alone is the best option.
    156AnonymousAug 24, 2026 13:33
    Re: #143
    Can't you just renounce the inheritance?
    154AnonymousAug 24, 2026 13:33
    Monks were never really "clergy" to begin with.
    Why do you think Musashibō Benkei went around armed?
    Spreading a religion wasn't about winning converts through preaching — it was about crushing rival religions by force and scooping up the believers who'd lost their faith's home.
    That's why Benkei carried weapons.

    And where does the gambling happen in period dramas?
    At temples.
    The bookies running the gambling dens were temple monks — they were also the moneylenders of the era, and they used yakuza to collect debts.
    They'd let the yakuza run the gambling den, then lend money to the losers.
    That's actually where the word "terasen" (the house's cut of gambling winnings) comes from — "tera" means temple.
    158AnonymousAug 24, 2026 13:34
    Re: #154
    The bell Benkei looted from Mount Hiei is actually on display at Onjō-ji Temple.
    Fun fact, both are in Ōtsu, right next door to Kyoto.
    And Mount Hiei, of course, is the place Nobunaga burned to the ground.
    172AnonymousAug 24, 2026 13:42
    Re: #154
    Lol.
    No wonder ordinary people were so eager to join the anti-Buddhist purges back in the day.
    Should we do it again?
    194AnonymousAug 24, 2026 13:55
    You can say all that, but are you really okay with never attaining Buddhahood?
    208AnonymousAug 24, 2026 14:02
    Re: #194
    Nobody even knows whether there's a Buddhahood to attain in the first place.
    239AnonymousAug 24, 2026 14:09
    Re: #194
    What, are you anti-Buddha now?
    211AnonymousAug 24, 2026 14:02
    Every time there's a memorial service, the monks' gear gets flashier.
    Lately they're clanging these cymbal-looking things nonstop — so damn loud.
    214AnonymousAug 24, 2026 14:03
    Re: #211
    Sounds like a heavy spender (like a whale in a gacha game).
    220AnonymousAug 24, 2026 14:04
    Re: #211
    That's just how Nichiren Buddhism does things.

    Background and Key Points

    The danka system that underpins this argument dates to the Edo period, when the shogunate’s terauke policy forced every household to register with a local Buddhist temple as proof it wasn’t Christian. That arrangement outlived its original anti-Christian purpose and became hereditary: families stayed tied to “their” temple for centuries, paying for kaimyō (posthumous Buddhist names, which are ranked and priced), annual memorial rites, and, if they ever try to leave, a rihikiryō (“temple-severance fee”) that can run into hundreds of thousands of yen. Meanwhile haka-jimai — closing and removing a family grave — has been rising sharply for years as rural populations shrink, families move to cities, and fewer households have heirs able to maintain a plot; local governments report grave-relocation permits roughly doubling over the past decade. Religious corporations (shūkyō hōjin) also enjoy broad tax exemptions, which is part of why lavish monk lifestyles read as galling rather than merely eccentric.

    The thread wasn’t united on where to place blame: some treated the monk’s “capitalism” complaint as projection from an institution that itself invented fee after fee, while others pushed back that shrinking, urbanizing families are the real driver and temples are simply losing customers, not corrupting them.

    What’s easy to miss is that danka membership was never a matter of personal faith to begin with — it was inherited registration, not conversion — so framing today’s exodus as people “losing religion” misreads a bureaucratic relationship as a spiritual one.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Nandemo Jikkyo G) thread “[Sad News] Monk Snaps at Japanese People Who Keep Closing Down Their Graves: “Too Poisoned by Capitalism””.

  • AI-Generated Doujinshi Found Slipped Into Comiket, Opinions Split Over Whether It’s a Problem

    It emerged that a doujinshi apparently generated with AI had slipped into the Comic Market, sparking an ongoing debate on 5ch’s hardware/industry (Geha) board over “why exactly is AI generation bad?” Some argued there’s no problem as long as buyers can’t tell the difference, while others raised copyright concerns — and plenty of posters pointed out that the game industry already relies heavily on AI. Criticism was widespread for creators who falsely marketed their work as hand-drawn, but opinions on the use of AI itself stayed divided right to the end.

    3AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:10
    If you can't tell the difference, isn't that fine? 🥺
    13AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:20
    Re: #3
    It's not like people are inspecting the art before buying, so it can't be helped.
    52AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:50
    Games, anime, and manga fans are all anti-AI, right?
    Doujin culture is done for — if using AI counts as copyright infringement.
    56AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:52
    Re: #52
    Hand-drawn or not, the moment you go beyond prints and start selling digital copies or merch,
    it's basically a crime lol. Well, it's only prosecuted if someone files a complaint.
    58AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:52
    Re: #52
    The game industry is anti-AI?
    When they're already using it everywhere????
    55AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:51
    "Passion" is just a nice-sounding excuse — at the end of the day they're ripping stuff off to make money.
    The only ones allowed to complain are original creators whose characters get used without permission.
    79AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:58
    Re: #55
    The scary part is that those complaints are exactly what's coming.
    59AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:52
    I doubt the original creators are drawing the line at "manual copying is fine but AI is not" lol
    61AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:54
    Re: #59
    For some reason the doujin side seems to think it's fine as long as it's hand-drawn.
    75AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:58
    Re: #59
    AI's production speed is on a totally different level, so I bet people want to draw a distinction there.
    Well, there's no real way to tell the difference, so nothing can be done about it.
    60AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:53
    Re: #58
    That's dumb.
    There's basically no other industry that has to nervously explain its AI use to customers like this lol
    62AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:54
    Re: #60
    Nervously?
    What are you talking about?
    68AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:55
    Re: #62
    Honestly, game developers probably don't even understand why customers are angry.
    I don't get why people are this mad about AI either.
    70AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:56
    Re: #68
    What are you talking about, they use AI like crazy during development???
    What decade do you think this is?
    71AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:56
    Re: #68
    Even the people who are angry don't actually know why they're angry.
    81AnonymousAug 24, 2026 13:01
    Re: #77
    Go ask about other industries too lol.
    You'll see how hard it is to explain things when the customers are clueless.
    84AnonymousAug 24, 2026 13:02
    Re: #81
    Every industry uses AI these days…
    Did you seriously just time-travel here from the past?
    86AnonymousAug 24, 2026 13:03
    Re: #81
    I figure they're training it on customers' personal data
    and using it to pummel any customer they don't like.
    Can't have decent intentions behind that.

    That's the lens I view that whole "controversy emblem" thing through —
    maybe I'm just being fooled though.
    98AnonymousAug 24, 2026 13:10
    Re: #92
    Feels like programmers are actually the ones who'll be affected more, honestly.

    Well, but craftsmen losing work to automation has always happened —
    this time it just happens to include illustrators too.
    99AnonymousAug 24, 2026 13:11
    Re: #98
    Simple software can already be built with zero programming knowledge these days…
    101AnonymousAug 24, 2026 13:13
    Re: #99
    With AI manga, the art itself looks good since it's AI-made, but it comes off unnatural
    because the creator has no knowledge of manga storytelling technique.

    That's the common pattern right now.
    So truly zero knowledge doesn't really work.
    Once you're able to make something good, you're no longer at zero knowledge anyway.
    104AnonymousAug 24, 2026 13:15
    Re: #101
    We're in an era where you can build an app without writing a single line of code, and you're still going on about "programming" lol
    112AnonymousAug 24, 2026 13:20
    Re: #101
    Those manga storytelling conventions will get learned by AI too eventually.
    105AnonymousAug 24, 2026 13:16
    Re: #104
    But you can't even give AI proper instructions unless you understand the general mechanics of how it works.
    111AnonymousAug 24, 2026 13:19
    Re: #105
    Old man, you're way behind the times.
    You can make it without knowing any of that.
    There are literally cases of a woman with zero experience beyond office admin work single-handedly pulling off a company's digital transformation.
    115AnonymousAug 24, 2026 13:22
    Re: #111
    No way.
    What you're describing is only possible in some wild future where AI senses human desires on its own and prepares things without even being asked.
    121AnonymousAug 24, 2026 13:25
    Re: #120
    I don't get what you're saying.
    122AnonymousAug 24, 2026 13:26
    Re: #121
    115 Anonymous-Trying-Way-Too-Hard 2026/08/24 (Mon) 13:22:28.96 ID:91HsHl1L0
    Re: #111
    No way.
    What you're describing is only possible in some wild future where AI senses human desires on its own and prepares things without even being asked.
    119AnonymousAug 24, 2026 13:24
    It's easier to give orders to an AI
    than to a person, after all.
    120AnonymousAug 24, 2026 13:25
    Re: #119
    By your own logic, if you're the one placing the order, doesn't that mean it's not really the AI doing it? lol
    123AnonymousAug 24, 2026 13:26
    Re: #119
    I've hired illustrators advertising for work online a few times before — honestly they blow deadlines and don't even understand revision requests. It was a real headache.
    132AnonymousAug 24, 2026 13:33
    If you just say upfront that it's an AI-generated illustration book, nothing happens.
    It's only the idiots faking hand-drawn art who are getting exposed.

    You could avoid all the risk just by labeling it properly, but for some reason they don't and get flamed instead — honestly, there's no word for that but stupid.
    135AnonymousAug 24, 2026 13:35
    Re: #132
    Isn't it kind of crazy to say you should have to spell that out just to appease a handful of unhinged people?
    140AnonymousAug 24, 2026 13:36
    Re: #132
    There's probably some kind of admiration for people who can actually draw by hand.
    161AnonymousAug 24, 2026 13:50
    Publishers need illustrators and animators,
    but they don't need "AI masters" (a mocking term for people who just prompt AI instead of creating).
    164AnonymousAug 24, 2026 13:52
    Re: #161
    In the future, won't the people with that kind of knowledge be the ones in demand?
    171AnonymousAug 24, 2026 13:55
    Re: #164
    If you mean knowing how to write effective, efficient prompts,
    that skill will become unnecessary too once AI advances further.
    181AnonymousAug 24, 2026 14:03
    Re: #177
    No, checking work and catching mistakes is exactly the kind of thing AI is good at.

    Going back to Re: #164:
    > "In the future, won't the people with that kind of knowledge be the ones in demand?"
    If anything, that's a skill in demand only right now — the kind of role that AI itself will replace down the line.
    172AnonymousAug 24, 2026 13:56
    Re: #171
    Using AI is fine, but human error from people who can't use it properly is happening everywhere right now.
    174AnonymousAug 24, 2026 13:59
    Re: #172
    That's because people are trying to use an unfinished tool out in the field lol

    Is this the final form of AI? No, right?
    I'm not saying transitional-period knowledge is worthless, but it's not something to cling to forever either.
    176AnonymousAug 24, 2026 14:00
    Re: #174
    Training data has basically run dry already, so this is close to the final form.
    177AnonymousAug 24, 2026 14:01
    Re: #174
    No, the AI itself is doing its job fine — it's human error, sloppy usage and careless checking, that's the real problem.

    Background and Key Points

    Comiket (Comic Market) is the twice-yearly doujinshi convention held in Tokyo since 1975, now drawing roughly 200,000 attendees per session and tens of thousands of circles selling self-published manga, art books, and derivative fan works. Japanese doujin culture has always operated in a legal gray zone: most circles draw copyrighted characters without licenses, and rights holders have historically tolerated this as promotion rather than piracy. That backdrop matters here, because Japan’s 2018 copyright reform (Article 30-4) also gives AI training unusually broad latitude compared to the US or EU, making the sudden backlash against AI-generated doujinshi somewhat out of step with the country’s own legal stance on AI.

    The thread didn’t actually split over whether AI-assisted art should be sold at Comiket at all — posters converged quickly on condemning circles that mislabeled AI output as tegaki (hand-drawn), calling that straightforward fraud. The real fault line was narrower: whether using AI is inherently a copyright or ethics problem when disclosed honestly, versus just another production tool no different from digital software the game industry already leans on heavily. Neither side landed a decisive blow, and the thread ends without resolving that core question.

    What’s missing from the discussion is that Comiket’s organizing committee already has explicit circle guidelines requiring AI-generated content to be disclosed on the work itself — this wasn’t a rules vacuum the thread was debating in the abstract, but a case of an existing disclosure rule being violated. Posters also skated past the deeper tension already baked into doujin culture: circles built on unlicensed use of others’ characters objecting to AI on originality grounds sits awkwardly with that tradition, a contradiction a few posters gestured at but never fully worked through.

    *This article is compiled and summarized from the 5ch (Hardware/Industry (Geha)) thread “[Sad News] AI-Generated Books Were Mixed In at Comiket 😡 ← Why Is This Even Bad? 🥺 [30k Likes].”

  • Anti-Prostitution Law Review Panel’s Draft Report: Majority Say Buyers Should Face Penalties Too — Justice Ministry

    A Justice Ministry expert panel presented a draft report on revising the Anti-Prostitution Law on the 24th. It emerged that a majority of the panel favored introducing penalties for buyers, sparking debate on 5ch over the fact that prostitution itself isn’t currently a punishable offense, the potential impact on existing sex industry businesses like soaplands, and whether such a change would be consistent with the Constitution.

    Anti-Prostitution Law Review Panel’s Draft Report: Majority Say Buyers Should Face Penalties Too — Justice Ministry (NTV NEWS NNN) – Yahoo! News

    8/24 (Mon) 11:14 JST

    On the 24th, a Justice Ministry panel of experts — set up in response to soliciting for prostitution becoming a social problem on the streets of Tokyo’s Shinjuku and elsewhere — presented a draft report summarizing its discussions to date.

    Source: news.ntv.co.jp / Original article here

    7AnonymousAug 24, 2026 11:43
    Prostitution itself isn't even a crime to begin with
    31AnonymousAug 24, 2026 11:48
    Re: #7
    >Prostitution itself isn't even a crime to begin with

    That's just because current law doesn't classify prostitution itself as a crime — the panel has actually floated making prostitution itself a criminal offense.
    63AnonymousAug 24, 2026 11:53
    Re: #31
    Prostitution is illegal — penalties only apply to managed prostitution (pimping) and solicitation.

    Constitutionally, prostitution can't be legalized. Since the Constitution bans discrimination based on lineage, status, and sex, prostitution that exploits sex can only be treated as illegal.
    It's just that simple prostitution — where the person doesn't solicit — carries no penalty, out of consideration for protecting women.
    17AnonymousAug 24, 2026 11:46
    Women turn to prostitution way too easily these days.
    Schools should teach against it from a young age, like anti-smoking education.
    30AnonymousAug 24, 2026 11:48
    Re: #17
    Teaching kids about prostitution from a young age? That's monstrous.
    25AnonymousAug 24, 2026 11:47
    Wait, isn't it the buyer who gets arrested right now? Isn't that backwards?
    48AnonymousAug 24, 2026 11:50
    Re: #25
    That's only when they buy a minor.
    28AnonymousAug 24, 2026 11:47
    I doubt casinos can function without prostitution on the side.
    67AnonymousAug 24, 2026 11:54
    Re: #28
    Honestly agree with this one. Sure, copy America on the tax side, but stuff like loan collection would need to ignore the law entirely to work — no idea which mafia ends up moving in.
    38AnonymousAug 24, 2026 11:49
    Might as well punish shoplifting victims too, then.
    And murder victims should get penalized as well.
    49AnonymousAug 24, 2026 11:51
    Re: #38
    We're talking about buying and selling here (it takes two).
    43AnonymousAug 24, 2026 11:50
    Just shut down host clubs, sex work, pachinko, and hostess clubs while you're at it.
    90AnonymousAug 24, 2026 11:57
    Re: #43
    That would make us no different from America or China.
    What makes Japan a standout among developed nations is that entertainment here is kept within a certain order.
    100AnonymousAug 24, 2026 11:58
    Re: #90
    Private gambling dens and managed-prostitution establishments are both clearly illegal, though.
    242AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:26
    Re: #90
    Japan isn't even a developed country anymore.
    61AnonymousAug 24, 2026 11:53
    It's illegal under the law, so buyers shouldn't complain about being punished too.
    They're probably dragging their feet on penalties because there are powerful people among the buyers.
    75AnonymousAug 24, 2026 11:55
    Re: #61
    Most people struggling under this cost-of-living crunch don't have money to buy women anyway. Meanwhile, the powerful and wealthy have plenty of cash, so the ones with raging libidos might actually be in trouble if this gets regulated.
    62AnonymousAug 24, 2026 11:53
    Just regulate both buyers and sellers, and make sure names get reported even for minors.
    65AnonymousAug 24, 2026 11:53
    Re: #62
    For kids, just make it so the parents get arrested instead.
    77AnonymousAug 24, 2026 11:55
    Re: #63
    There's no constitutional basis for discriminatory enforcement under the banner of "protecting women." The Justice Ministry probably can't even read the Constitution's Japanese.
    92AnonymousAug 24, 2026 11:58
    Re: #77
    When the Constitution was drafted, prostitution for survival was pretty common…
    Even after it was enacted, there were "akasen" (red-line districts, areas where prostitution was tacitly tolerated).
    101AnonymousAug 24, 2026 11:59
    More important than any of that pointless stuff —
    will the women selling be okay financially?

    Are the judges going to help support them out of their own pockets?
    106AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:00
    Re: #101
    Judges are out of touch with the real world, so they'll say "just go on welfare" with a straight face.
    109AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:00
    Re: #92
    The concept of "protecting women" and the current Constitution are about as compatible as oil and water — basically not at all.
    112AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:01
    It's laughable to ban prostitution while also busting soaplands for managed prostitution.

    If they're going to do that, they should try wiping out soaplands entirely. Between the brothel-style shops and the delivery-health (call-out) services, what they're doing is plenty enough to count as prostitution already. The "we don't insert the penis" pretext lets anything go — they can openly advertise anal as an option, and nobody thinks that's insane? lol

    Even with some garbage law revision, everyone knows the police can't actually do their job properly.
    129AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:05
    Re: #112
    Actually, the direction is to phase out soaplands.

    Dating-app sugar-daddy arrangements ("papa-katsu") are juicier turf for police interests. Since all the data stays on record, they can crack down whenever they want a trophy case, and the amakudari (retired-bureaucrat) landing spot becomes "self-proclaimed IT company advisor."

    More appealing than the small change soaplands used to kick back.
    115AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:02
    Regulating both buying and selling should reduce the total number of women who end up miserable, so I say go for it.
    That said, I also think it'll push things further underground and increase the number of women who end up even worse off than now.
    138AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:06
    Re: #115
    So the number went up in the end, huh.
    136AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:06
    If you told the police that soaplands nationwide are doing prostitution, would they actually act on it? lol
    What a joke.
    144AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:07
    Re: #136
    That's because a foreign employee snitched.

    Background and Key Points

    Japan’s Anti-Prostitution Law (売春防止法) dates to 1956, when it abolished the licensed “akasen” red-line districts inherited from the pre-war brothel system. Its core compromise, still in force, is that prostitution itself carries no penalty for the person selling sex, while soliciting, managing, or profiting from someone else’s prostitution (pimping) does. That asymmetry was deliberate: lawmakers treated sellers as women needing protection rather than offenders. The Justice Ministry panel now reviewing the law was convened because of the very visible “tachinbo” street-solicitation problem around Shinjuku’s Okubo Park, and its draft leans toward finally penalizing buyers — and possibly criminalizing the sale itself.

    The thread’s real disagreement isn’t over whether buyers “should” face consequences, but over consistency: posters debated whether it’s absurd to punish only one side of a two-party transaction, whether the reform would gut the gray-zone sex industry (soaplands, delivery-health services) that survives on the legal fiction that no cash changes hands for penetrative sex, and whether treating sellers as protected but buyers as criminals can be squared with the constitutional equality clause the “protecting women” logic leans on.

    What the thread doesn’t spell out is that buyers of sex from minors are already punishable under separate child-welfare and anti-child-prostitution statutes — the “buyers currently walk free” framing some posters use only applies to adult transactions. It also skips the practical reason for the panel’s timing: the police and Justice Ministry have shifted attention toward regulating “papa-katsu” sugar-daddy dating apps, which leave digital transaction records ideal for prosecutions, over harder-to-track cash-based soapland trade.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Breaking News Plus) thread “Anti-Prostitution Law Review Panel’s Draft Report: Majority Say Buyers Should Face Penalties Too — Justice Ministry.”

  • Cat Enjoying Sparkling Water Photo Sparks ‘Feels So Good’ Buzz in 5ch Chat Thread

    In a chat thread on 5ch’s “Nandemo Jikkyo G” board, users kept posting photos of a cat drinking sparkling water alongside pictures from Suma Aqualife Park. AI-generated images of the mascot Funassyi and exchanges about “Tentako” (a nod to 天体観測, “stargazing”) also flew back and forth, with regulars each chiming in with their own reactions.

    13AnonymousAug 24, 2026 13:05
    24AnonymousAug 24, 2026 13:08
    Re: #13
    What's this cat doing?
    29AnonymousAug 24, 2026 13:08
    33AnonymousAug 24, 2026 13:09
    Re: #29
    SQUISH SQUISH SQUISH
    36AnonymousAug 24, 2026 13:09
    Re: #29
    It stings! It stings! It stings!❗❗❗
    39AnonymousAug 24, 2026 13:09
    Re: #29
    Post more😳
    53AnonymousAug 24, 2026 13:11
    Suma Aquarium was awesome
    57AnonymousAug 24, 2026 13:12
    Re: #53
    You're such a tab-hoarder (obscure slang, exact meaning unclear)
    59AnonymousAug 24, 2026 13:12
    Re: #53
    Anything but the turtle🐢, please
    65AnonymousAug 24, 2026 13:13
    Re: #53
    That's from back when they still had the turtle
    56AnonymousAug 24, 2026 13:12
    Re: #39

    63AnonymousAug 24, 2026 13:12
    Re: #56
    So cute😍
    61AnonymousAug 24, 2026 13:12
    90AnonymousAug 24, 2026 13:14
    Re: #61
    Giving a cat sparkling water feels so good!👴🏿
    68AnonymousAug 24, 2026 13:13
    Funasshoi! (Funassyi's signature battle cry)
    75AnonymousAug 24, 2026 13:13
    Re: #68
    What's even the point of generating and posting a boring image like that?
    114AnonymousAug 24, 2026 13:17
    From here on it's like a local TV station just looping reruns until nightfall
    124AnonymousAug 24, 2026 13:20
    Re: #114
    Honestly they could just loop reruns of Tagawa and Ebisu's Local Line Bus Journey (a long-running Japanese travel show) forever, that'd be fine
    137AnonymousAug 24, 2026 13:26
    140AnonymousAug 24, 2026 13:27
    Re: #137
    Looks tasty~👴🏿
    147AnonymousAug 24, 2026 13:29
    Re: #137
    BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
    150AnonymousAug 24, 2026 13:31
    Re: #137
    Aahh, that feels good~
    139AnonymousAug 24, 2026 13:27
    Glad the princess looks like she's enjoying it.
    145AnonymousAug 24, 2026 13:29
    Re: #139
    The one pouring the water is cute😍
    171AnonymousAug 24, 2026 13:35
    Gonna give Nekomata Okayu (a VTuber) some sparkling water, nora🍬
    174AnonymousAug 24, 2026 13:36
    Re: #171
    Alright, sentenced to the stabbity-stab treatment
    187AnonymousAug 24, 2026 13:40
    Re: #174
    Got a pic of Nekomata Okayu actually being made to drink sparkling water?
    172AnonymousAug 24, 2026 13:35
    Just a peek

    173AnonymousAug 24, 2026 13:36
    Re: #172
    Handsome dude, lol

    Background and Key Points

    Cat drinking sparkling water photos flooding a 5ch “Nandemo Jikkyo G” (実況G, “Everything Live” board) thread taps into a running gag on Japanese image boards: pouring or spraying carbonated water on a cat and filming its startled reaction, since the fizzing sensation on wet fur makes cats flinch, shake, or bolt in a way viewers find both funny and oddly endearing. The recurring phrase “sono ba de shinu” energy aside, the specific slang thrown around here — シュワシュワ (“shuwa-shuwa,” the fizzing sound) and 名も無き修羅 style reaction shots — belongs to a broader tradition on “nora” (実況・vtuber crossover slang, roughly “loitering/idling”) threads where regulars post looping images and react in short bursts rather than debate anything substantive. Suma Aqualife Park (須磨海浜水族園), referenced via the aquarium photo, is a public aquarium in Kobe’s Suma ward, long known — and mocked online — for a beloved but now-retired giant turtle exhibit, which explains why one poster begged “anything but the turtle.”

    The thread doesn’t actually split on any real disagreement — it’s not a debate thread, just an image-macro chain. If there’s tension at all, it’s aesthetic: some posters find the AI-generated Funassyi image charmless (“what’s the point of posting something so boring”), while others keep escalating with sparkling-water cat pics and Nekomata Okayu (a Hololive VTuber) references, treating the whole thing as a running bit rather than content worth critiquing.

    What outside readers likely miss is that giving a cat sparkling water isn’t a real recommended practice — it’s an internet joke/prank format, not veterinary advice, and the “feels so good” reactions are about the comedic visual of the cat’s surprise, not an endorsement of actually doing this to a pet.

    *This article excerpts and summarizes the 5ch (Nandemo Jikkyo G) thread “『Tentako Watch』 Take care of me now, nora aaaa.ᐟ.ᐟ✨(・o・🍬)🏰.”

  • Soaring Semiconductor Prices Are Reshaping Console Pricing and Generational Cycles — 5ch: ‘It’s the LCD and SoC That Really Hit Cost’

    As semiconductor prices keep climbing, users on 5ch’s console hardware board have been debating how this will affect the timing and design of the Switch’s successor and next-gen consoles. Some pointed out that LPDDR5X memory prices jumped from about $30 to $70 per unit in just a year, and opinions are split on whether the Switch 2’s lifespan will end up longer or shorter than the Switch 1’s roughly nine years.

    With PS5’s monthly active users reportedly reaching 125 million, and Roblox seeing a drop in paying users also factoring in, the thread became a broader read on where the console market is headed.

    1AnonymousAug 24, 2026 11:23
    The following:
    4AnonymousAug 24, 2026 11:26
    Here's what Nintendo is thinking:
    · The Switch 2 won't last anywhere near 9 years like the original Switch did
    · Any full new titles currently in development for the Switch 2 should, if possible, be shifted to launch alongside the next-gen console
    · The next-gen console should launch as soon as possible — ideally within 3 years
    · The Switch 2 should pull back to a core-gamer positioning, something like a 'Switch 1 Pro' that lets you play Switch games
    at higher resolution on a gaming monitor
    · The next-gen console should drop the 'Switch' branding entirely to create a sense of renewal
    · The next-gen console must be priced so parents can buy one per kid (under ¥30,000 in Japan) as a baseline,
    with specs built to fit that price
    · To make up for the lower specs, differentiate the hardware with gimmicks (watch-style, phone-style, etc.)
    · Since all users really want is Nintendo's own software, make it a Nintendo-first-party-only machine,
    with third parties sold more like an OEM arrangement
    21AnonymousAug 24, 2026 11:40
    Re: #4
    If anything, the slowdown in hardware performance gains is only going to get worse from here, so the Switch 2's competitive window will end up longer than the Switch 1's.
    67AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:08
    Re: #4
    Why assume the Switch 2 won't last 9 years like the Switch did? Spec-wise it's set higher relative to its era than the original Switch was, so at least in Nintendo's own thinking, it should be designed not to get left behind quickly.
    144AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:48
    Re: #4
    They'll keep extending the Switch's life too, and sell it alongside the Switch 2 for a long stretch — and they'll make a cheap Famicom Mini-style unit for younger kids.
    5AnonymousAug 24, 2026 11:26
    There are forecasts saying the semiconductor price surge will last until 2028, or even 2030 — but timing-wise, a 'Switch 3' would come even after that, right?
    11AnonymousAug 24, 2026 11:31
    Re: #5
    Once prices go up, they don't really come back down.
    17AnonymousAug 24, 2026 11:38
    This isn't AI (´・ω・`) <Even AI wouldn't say something this dumb. Someone's just writing in an AI-ish style.
    22AnonymousAug 24, 2026 11:40
    Re: #17
    I wasn't trying to sound like AI, though.
    18AnonymousAug 24, 2026 11:38
    People are trashing it as 'losing steam' or 'already peaked,' but honestly, starting from zero units and selling 20 million in a year — while the PC and smartphone market keeps ballooning — is still a big deal.
    25AnonymousAug 24, 2026 11:42
    Re: #18
    Fair point. The Wii U's total lifetime sales were about that same number.
    19AnonymousAug 24, 2026 11:39
    Nintendo's next-gen console is like 10 years out. Worry about the PS6 instead.
    27AnonymousAug 24, 2026 11:42
    Re: #19
    If they try to stretch the Switch 2 out for 10 years, that's game over for them.
    26AnonymousAug 24, 2026 11:42
    Well, if there's any real impact, it'll be on whether they can release a Switch 2 Lite. Without the dock you don't need, it should normally come in ¥10,000–15,000 cheaper — but with prices climbing, who knows.
    32AnonymousAug 24, 2026 11:44
    Re: #26
    The dock is basically just an expansion port, so it's not costly to make. What really drives the cost is the LCD panel and the SoC.
    37AnonymousAug 24, 2026 11:46
    Re: #32
    The Joy-Cons must cost a fortune, huh 🥺
    42AnonymousAug 24, 2026 11:53
    Re: #32
    I think the Switch 2 stays relevant only until the current wave of low-to-mid-spec PCs gets swept away — how long do you think that'll take? If anything, I'd guess the price surge is actually slowing down the general PC upgrade cycle.
    30AnonymousAug 24, 2026 11:44
    There's basically no game that can't be made for the Switch 2 — so why say 10 years is impossible?
    38AnonymousAug 24, 2026 11:47
    Re: #30
    Because the price is too high and doesn't match Nintendo's actual customer base. It's ended up priced and specced more for core gamers. For giving to a kid, what matters is being safer and cheaper than a smartphone, having location tracking/parental monitoring, being easy to carry, and being affordable enough for one per child — that's essential.
    60AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:05
    The younger generation has basically been swallowed up by Roblox.
    64AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:07
    Re: #60
    That same Roblox just posted a huge drop — about a 20% decline in users.
    https://www.4gamer.net/games/036/G003691/20260824001/
    62AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:06
    The one who killed off the Switch was Nintendo itself, you know. And that's after selling 150 million units.
    71AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:09
    Re: #62
    Because they threw away that entire 150-million-unit Switch install base, reset everything, and started over from zero.
    73AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:10
    Re: #71
    Well, of course you start from zero units when you release new hardware.
    80AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:15
    Re: #73
    Given the Switch 2's specs, they'd have been better off releasing it as a 'Switch Pro' or a 'Switch 4K model.' The reason Q1 earnings looked decent was Tomodachi Collection selling 10 million copies on the Switch 1, plus Trump-tariff refunds — that's really it.
    97AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:27
    Re: #73
    That's the risk though, isn't it — PCs can raise their specs while keeping backward compatibility.
    75AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:10
    Re: #64


    Even after a 20% drop, it's not even close — Switch's entire yearly active user count loses to Roblox's monthly numbers alone lol
    91AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:24
    Re: #75
    The article you linked is literally about Roblox 'crumbling from the foundations up.' Monthly paying users dropped from 37 million to 27 million — that's exactly why the stock crashed.
    82AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:16
    Isn't it Xbox and PlayStation that are getting hit hardest in terms of release cycles?
    83AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:18
    Re: #82
    Since theirs is releasing later, they're probably locked into higher-priced component contracts than Nintendo…
    92AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:25
    Re: #83
    Sony has the PS Portal. If they sell that as a 'PS6P,' a ¥29,800 price point is possible — plus a handheld that uses PSSR3 to run PS6 games locally at a lowered internal resolution.
    99AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:28
    Re: #92
    It's not even selling at that price right now, is it?
    112AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:34
    Re: #92
    Why would that make it cheaper…
    84AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:18
    Totoki explained the current situation surrounding PlayStation in an interview with the Wall Street Journal.
    'We're fortunate — we're in the later stage of the PS console's life cycle. That means we don't need to aggressively push console sales right now. Instead, we're focusing on ongoing revenue from our existing user base.'
    The idea is that, with a large enough base of people already on PS5, there's less need than before to price the hardware low just to attract new buyers. As of June 30, PlayStation had 125 million monthly active users, and Sony is increasingly focused on revenue from existing players through services like PS Plus.
    104AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:30
    Actually, the LPDDR5X 6GB×2 configuration Nintendo uses in the Switch 2 isn't that expensive a component to begin with. So I don't think the price hikes are driven by memory costs alone — plastics, rising labor costs, global inflation in general — and I don't see this as a one-off, temporary thing.
    111AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:34
    Re: #104
    The bigger price hikes in Japan are down to the weak yen. Elsewhere they've kept it at round numbers like $499 or €499, which suggests they deliberately landed on clean price points.
    114AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:34
    Re: #104
    https://www.apple-hacks.com/entry/apple-samsung-lpddr5x-100-percent-hike-iphone-supply
    This is about the 12GB LPDDR5X module — its price reportedly went from roughly $30 in early 2025 to around $70 now.


    That's plenty high already.
    117AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:37
    If they keep delaying the PS6, they've got to keep making PS5s in the meantime — that's the scariest part, isn't it?
    120AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:38
    Re: #117
    How many more units do they need to sell to satisfy you? It's already around 97 million units —
    that's already more than 4x the Switch 2's install base lol
    124AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:39
    Re: #120
    It's already been 7 years, so the early units are going to keep breaking down one after another.
    125AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:39
    Re: #120
    The actual active user count worldwide is like a tenth of that number, and you're bragging about it — that's genuinely hilarious.
    134AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:43
    If anything, the Switch 2 will probably last a long time. Software development itself is hitting a ceiling and dev cycles just keep stretching out. Back in the early Switch 1 days there weren't many titles multi-platform with the PS4, but now the PS5 is already being caught up to by the Switch 2.

    You could predict its adoption curve will be gentler than the Switch 1's, but it's hard to imagine it ending up short-lived.
    137AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:44
    Re: #134
    It's dead in Europe, though.
    142AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:47
    Re: #134
    Nintendo has no intention of competing with Sony and third parties over core gamers — it's a company where first-party software makes up 83% of sales. What Nintendo wants to protect is the family segment, and nearly all its first-party titles are aimed squarely at that. The point is that by pricing the Switch 2 high, they've left an opening there that's getting eaten into by smartphones, Roblox, and NEX.

    Background and Key Points

    Nintendo’s console generations have historically run long: the original Switch launched in 2017 and remained the company’s flagship for roughly nine years before the Switch 2 arrived, a run that survived one global chip shortage already (2020–2022) without a mid-cycle price cut. That history matters because Nintendo, unlike Sony or Microsoft, has always leaned on a single low-cost, high-volume box rather than competing on raw specs — first-party software reportedly accounts for around 83% of its hardware-attached sales, which is why the “Switch 2 priced for core gamers” framing in the thread reads as a departure from form. The memory-price numbers cited (LPDDR5X roughly doubling from about $30 to $70 per module in a year) are real and tied to a global DRAM supply crunch, but the thread never states the actual driver: that crunch is being caused primarily by AI data-center demand for high-bandwidth memory diverting fab capacity away from consumer-grade chips, not by console-industry demand itself or simple yen weakness.

    The actual fault line in the thread isn’t whether prices are rising — everyone agrees on that — it’s whether slower generational leaps in chip performance make hardware cycles longer (so Switch 2 outlasts Switch 1) or whether Nintendo’s own pricing and positioning choices will force an early, disruptive pivot regardless of chip trends.

    One number worth flagging for readers: Sony’s “125 million” is monthly active users, not units sold — PS5 unit sales sit near 97 million lifetime. Conflating the two, as parts of the thread do, makes the installed base look larger than it is and skews any comparison with Switch’s software attach rates or Roblox’s user counts.

    ※This article is compiled and summarized from the 5ch (Hardware/Industry (Geha)) thread ‘Rising semiconductor prices will affect the release cycle and design of Nintendo’s next-gen console’.

  • Man who live-streamed himself climbing Taira no Masakado’s burial mound apologizes, sacred site in the heart of Tokyo in uproar — 5ch: “If you don’t anger him, he’ll protect Kanto”

    A male livestreamer broadcast himself climbing onto and hugging the burial mound enshrining the head of Taira no Masakado (Masakado-zuka) in Otemachi, Tokyo, and was forced to apologize after facing backlash.

    On 5ch, the discussion ranged from whether the curse is real, to observations that earthquake epicenters overlap with Masakado’s former territory, to other famous vengeful-spirit legends like Sugawara no Michizane and Emperor Sutoku.

    At Masakado-zuka in Otemachi, Chiyoda Ward, Tokyo — a site dedicated to the head of Heian-era warlord Taira no Masakado (903-940) — a male video streamer climbed onto the stone monument and later apologized on social media after facing criticism. Masakado-zuka is designated a historic site by the Tokyo metropolitan government, and because of its “vengeful spirit” legend, disrespectful behavior there has long been avoided.

    On the 19th, the man livestreamed himself on the streaming platform Kick, climbing onto and hugging Taira no Masakado’s stone monument while making strange noises. His actions could potentially constitute trespassing on a structure or desecration of a place of worship; a representative of the Historic Masakado-zuka Preservation Society, which manages the site, said, “We have already consulted with the Marunouchi Police Station.”

    Taira no Masakado declared himself “Shinno” (New Emperor) independently in the Kanto region, becoming an enemy of the imperial court under Emperor Suzaku, and was ultimately killed by Fujiwara no Hidesato and Taira no Sadamori. Because his death was said to be against his will, and because his head was put on display in Kyoto, various legends arose. According to one legend, his head flew back toward his homeland and fell in what is now Otemachi — and enshrining it there is said to be the origin of Masakado-zuka.

    Source: sankei.com / Original article here

    6AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:33
    Too late now
    That earthquake the other day was just a warm-up greeting
    193AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:55
    Re: #6
    It'd be wild if this turns out to be the flag for the Great Kanto Earthquake or the Nankai Trough megaquake
    226AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:58
    Re: #6
    True, the epicenter really does line up with Masakado's old territory.
    13AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:34
    Thinking about it, I don't actually know what Lord Masakado was so resentful about
    27AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:36
    Re: #13
    There's no real "wronged/betrayed, tragic death" backstory — he just died in battle like anyone else
    265AnonymousAug 24, 2026 13:02
    For starters, there's no body or head actually buried in the Otemachi mound
    That site was originally an ancient burial mound predating even Masakado's era

    So even though everyone keeps saying "Masakado, Masakado," it's really the dwelling place of something else — something more sinister
    A burial mound of a clan that predates the Yamato people
    280AnonymousAug 24, 2026 13:03
    Re: #13
    Maybe there's a legend that Lord Masakado is holding something else down?
    287AnonymousAug 24, 2026 13:04
    Re: #13
    See Re: #265
    Probably what's actually angry is the ancient people who were wiped out by the Yamato
    15AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:34
    What is this, the Stone Age?
    Just pave over old graves already, they're a waste of land
    35AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:37
    Re: #15
    Fair point
    It's smack in the middle of the city, it really is nothing but wasted space
    100AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:45
    Re: #15
    You're gonna get cursed, buddy
    121AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:48
    Only idiots who fall for religion actually believe in curses
    129AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:48
    Re: #121
    Idiot! Don't say that!
    161AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:51
    Re: #121
    But even you wouldn't piss on a torii gate, would you?
    127AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:48
    And no reference image, so here
    https://pbs.twimg.com/media/HQJcyXbboAARLK1.jpg
    172AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:52
    Kaze to Kumo to Niji to ("Wind, Clouds, and Rainbow" — a 1976 NHK taiga drama about Masakado)
    Is it any good?
    290AnonymousAug 24, 2026 13:05
    Re: #172
    It's surprising how packed it is with gorgeous men and women
    Go Kato, Takashi Yamaguchi, and Masao Kusakari
    There's no one that handsome in the Reiwa era
    And the actresses — Sayuri Yoshinaga and Yumi Takigawa are unbelievably beautiful
    Kiwako Taichi is incredibly sexy too
    318AnonymousAug 24, 2026 13:07
    A real-life Genpei Touma Den (the old arcade game)
    Re: #290
    Zundoko-beroncho (a nonsense chant/meme phrase)
    339AnonymousAug 24, 2026 13:10
    Re: #290
    For some reason, Ken Ogata's performance as Fujiwara no Sumitomo really stuck with me
    209AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:56
    The late "Sada-san" also once kicked Taira no Masakado's stone monument, and died in a fall a few years later
    212AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:57
    Re: #209
    Oh yeah, I remember that guy
    229AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:59
    Re: #209
    If it was years later, it's probably unrelated
    211AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:56
    If it's such an important burial mound, manage it properly so people can't get near it, right? The people going on about the curse are totally inconsistent between what they say and what they do
    217AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:57
    Re: #211
    Even trying to put up a fence is supposedly cursed, so nothing can be done
    227AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:59
    Re: #211
    That's because he was originally Kanto's guardian deity
    If you don't anger him, he'll protect Kanto
    245AnonymousAug 24, 2026 13:00
    There are as many grudges in the world as there are people, so why does Taira no Masakado's resentment get special treatment?
    It's not fair
    294AnonymousAug 24, 2026 13:05
    Re: #245
    Emperor Sutoku is way scarier than that
    310AnonymousAug 24, 2026 13:06
    Re: #245
    Well, there's also Lord Sugawara no Michizane, whose grudge was so intense he ended up worshipped as a god…
    285AnonymousAug 24, 2026 13:04
    315AnonymousAug 24, 2026 13:07
    Atlus always goes to pay their respects (at Masakado-zuka) whenever they make a Megami Tensei game
    325AnonymousAug 24, 2026 13:09
    Re: #315
    Huh, they still do that today
    That's pretty diligent of them
    342AnonymousAug 24, 2026 13:11
    Re: #315
    Wasn't it that they skipped it once, made [Shin Megami Tensei] IV, and then went bankrupt?
    They're under Sega now, but it seemed rough back then
    341AnonymousAug 24, 2026 13:11
    Curses/vengeful thoughts are real, you know
    I wished misfortune on a neighbor I hate, and over the past two years, two people and one pet have died
    I mean, radio waves are invisible too, and they still get transmitted 📡
    348AnonymousAug 24, 2026 13:12
    Re: #341
    Curse someone and you dig two graves
    Better be careful

    Background and Key Points

    The site at the center of this story, Masakado-zuka in Otemachi, sits in the middle of Tokyo’s most valuable real estate — the financial district a few minutes from the Imperial Palace and the National Tax Agency headquarters, ringed by bank towers and brokerages. Taira no Masakado was a 10th-century Kanto warlord who rebelled against the Heian court, declared himself “New Emperor,” and was killed in battle in 940; his head was displayed in Kyoto but, per legend, flew home and landed where the mound now stands. That backstory matters for non-Japanese readers because it plugs into a specific religious category, onryo (vengeful spirit) worship, the same tradition that turned Sugawara no Michizane and Emperor Sutoku, both mentioned in the thread, into deities after wrongful deaths. Tokyo still treats the mound as a protected historic site precisely because of that tradition, which is why climbing it triggered a police consultation over trespassing and desecration, not just etiquette.

    The thread’s real fault line wasn’t believers versus skeptics so much as a dispute over what the mound actually is: several posters argued no head or body is buried there at all, and that the earthwork predates Masakado, making the “curse” possibly older and unrelated to him specifically. That claim went unresolved and unverified in the thread itself.

    What outside readers likely miss is scale: this isn’t a rural shrine but a fenced mound worth, by location alone, an enormous fortune, which is exactly why postwar redevelopment pressure on it has repeatedly stalled — a fact the thread only gestures at through jokes about “wasted land.”

    *This article is compiled from excerpts and a summary of the 5ch (News Speed+) thread: “[Topic] Man live-streams himself climbing Masakado-zuka, apologizes — a site people have long avoided disrespecting… even the National Tax Agency’s website mentions “rumors of a curse”“

  • “Adult Games” Debate Erupts on 5ch’s Console Wars Board — 5ch: “Your hobby? Ah, a bit of adult gaming”

    A thread titled “Hey Nintendo-boy, isn’t it about time you played some adult games?” (a jab using “Nishi-kun,” 5ch slang for Nintendo fans) kicked off a fight on 5ch’s console-wars board over what actually counts as a “game for adults.”

    When some posters named gacha titles like Genshin Impact and Honkai: Star Rail as “adult” games, they were met with pushback like “That’s rich coming from gacha whales” and “Eroge (adult visual novels) are way more grown-up than that.” The thread eventually spiraled into a broader debate over whether anyone has the right to judge other people’s hobbies at all.

    1AnonymousAug 24, 2026 09:01
    Grow up already, this is embarrassing.
    2AnonymousAug 24, 2026 09:07
    Nintendo-boy went and bought FF7 — you know, the game you guys call an 'adult game.'
    3AnonymousAug 24, 2026 09:12
    "Adult games" according to wall-huggers (PlayStation fanboys) just means politically-correct, ugly character designs.
    5AnonymousAug 24, 2026 09:17
    If we're going there, how long are grown adults gonna keep playing games at all? Maybe it's time to grow out of it entirely.
    6AnonymousAug 24, 2026 09:27
    Mobile games you can play on the train as a working adult — that's the real adult game.
    Nobody plays Switch 2 on the train, so it's basically a platform where 'adult games' don't even exist.
    7AnonymousAug 24, 2026 09:28
    Coming from people who claim Tales or Trails (Kiseki) games are 'for adults,' that means nothing to me.
    16AnonymousAug 24, 2026 09:40
    Re: #7
    That's a dead franchise anyway.
    Real adults play Genshin, Star Rail, Zenless Zone Zero, Wuthering Waves.
    8AnonymousAug 24, 2026 09:30
    Re: #1
    Maybe graduate from being an unemployed guy glued to the console-wars board on a weekday morning?
    62AnonymousAug 24, 2026 10:48
    Re: #8
    Says the unemployed pig🐷 who's posted 1,491 times, ranked #39 in post count, lol
    9AnonymousAug 24, 2026 09:31
    A real adult

    at an hour like this

    wouldn't trash other people

    by starting a thread lol
    10AnonymousAug 24, 2026 09:34
    Do you PlayStation fanboys ("steibuta" — 5ch slang for PS fans) really think saying 'I play GTA' gets you a 'wow, how grown-up'?
    15AnonymousAug 24, 2026 09:40
    Honestly, Nintendo games are the only ones a grown adult can play without getting side-eyed.
    Play PlayStation and people just think, 'what kind of loser is this guy.'
    20AnonymousAug 24, 2026 09:45
    Re: #15
    Uh… what happened to the whole 'I totally have a gaming PC' story?
    18AnonymousAug 24, 2026 09:44
    Re: #1
    Wow, you're starting a whole thread just to worry about people you look down on lol
    Some 'grown adult' you are.
    19AnonymousAug 24, 2026 09:45
    No issue here, I play eroge (adult visual novels).
    25AnonymousAug 24, 2026 09:50
    The most embarrassing ones are the PS fanboys grinding gacha for cute anime girls in Chinese mobile games.
    26AnonymousAug 24, 2026 09:50
    When it comes to eroge, Nintendo's the 'love hotel' (no questions asked)
    while Sony's the one that slaps on the censorship.
    27AnonymousAug 24, 2026 09:52
    Here we go again with this nonsense 'adult games' talk.

    And it's coming from the guys who do nothing but drop real money on gacha pulls.
    29AnonymousAug 24, 2026 10:00
    So, what's your hobby?
    Oh, just a bit of adult gaming.
    32AnonymousAug 24, 2026 10:13
    Re: #1
    Whether someone 'grows out of' gaming is for them to decide, not you. Butt out.
    63AnonymousAug 24, 2026 10:50
    Re: #32
    They get mocked because they can't grow out of it 🤗
    33AnonymousAug 24, 2026 10:13
    Talking about 'adult games' like it's some deep thing is exactly why gamers rank at the bottom of the nerd caste — even train otaku look down on you.
    35AnonymousAug 24, 2026 10:16
    So free-to-play games sitting on the charts are 'adult games' now?
    36AnonymousAug 24, 2026 10:17
    If you can't hold a real conversation, don't start a thread.
    37AnonymousAug 24, 2026 10:19
    So you ask 'what even is an adult game' and the answer's a gacha game…
    What a fine grown-up you are.
    38AnonymousAug 24, 2026 10:19
    Free-to-play games from communist China are for adults now lolololol
    40AnonymousAug 24, 2026 10:20
    Bottom line, you just want to look down on other people.
    Just admit PS games are 'the chosen ones' and be done with it.
    41AnonymousAug 24, 2026 10:20
    Re: #1
    Why can't you accept diversity?
    Harping on people you disagree with —
    some 'grown adult' you are.
    43AnonymousAug 24, 2026 10:23
    Apparently 'for adults' means anime-style gacha games, or superheroes in full-body tights beating up bad guys.
    88AnonymousAug 24, 2026 11:57
    Who cares what other people are playing?
    Why does it bother you so much?
    95AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:01
    Re: #88
    Shut-in otaku types are way too sensitive about other people's eyes and what everyone else is doing.

    Nobody's even looking at you.
    99AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:16
    Is a masked guy in yellow tights swinging hook-claws around really an 'adult game'?
    103AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:27
    Re: #99
    Marvel's clearly aimed at kids no matter how you slice it.
    In Japan that's basically the same slot as Super Sentai or Kamen Rider.

    Background and Key Points

    This spat unfolded on 5ch’s “Hardware/Industry” board, better known by its nickname “console wars” (ネガキャン板), a forum that has hosted Nintendo-versus-Sony flame wars since the PlayStation-N64 rivalry of the 1990s. The slang matters: “Nishi-kun” mocks Nintendo fans as unserious, while “steibuta” (literally “Sony pig”) is the mirror-image insult for PlayStation loyalists — both are recurring characters in these threads, not new coinages. The genres name-checked also carry real weight in Japan specifically: gacha titles like Genshin Impact and Honkai: Star Rail sit atop Japan’s mobile-gaming market, which has long outpaced console revenue there, largely because commuting salarymen play on phones during long train rides rather than carrying a Switch or PS5. Eroge (18+ visual novels) are a separate, decades-old PC gaming tradition in Japan with its own dedicated retailers and fanbase, distinct from mainstream console gaming entirely.

    The thread never actually agrees on what “adult” is supposed to mean. Posters volley between three incompatible definitions: content maturity (violent or sexual games like GTA or eroge), format/lifestyle (whatever busy working adults realistically have time to play, i.e., mobile gacha), and pure snobbery (whichever platform’s fans get to look down on the others). No one resolves this because it’s not really a debate about games — it’s the same platform tribalism recycled with a new pretext, as several posters (9, 18, 41) point out by turning the accusation of immaturity back on the thread’s own creator.

    What outside readers likely miss is that this isn’t a niche flare-up — Nintendo-vs-Sony point-scoring is one of 5ch’s most durable genres of thread, and the “who’s more mature” framing is just this cycle’s costume for it.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Hardware/Industry (Console Wars)) thread “Hey Nintendo-boy, isn’t it about time you played some adult games???? Still all Mario and Kirby?.”

  • Tatekawa Shiraku Apologizes for Saying He Got Mrs. GREEN APPLE Tickets “Through Connections,” Explains He Didn’t Mean to Offend Anyone

    Rakugo performer Tatekawa Shiraku has apologized after saying, during an appearance at a Mrs. GREEN APPLE concert, that he “got the tickets through connections.” In a thread on 5ch’s Geinou Sports News+ board, commenters focused less on whether using connections was wrong in itself and more on how he phrased it — arguing he should have simply said it was an industry-guest seat — while also debating how celebrity invite quotas work in general.

    Shiraku apologizes for saying he got hard-to-find Mrs. GREEN APPLE tickets “through connections,” explains his true intentions: “I’m sorry for making anyone feel uncomfortable”

    Rakugo performer Tatekawa Shiraku (62) updated his own X account by the 24th, clarifying remarks he made about tickets to Mrs. GREEN APPLE’s “CEREMONY” concert held in June.

    Shiraku made a guest appearance on Day 2 of “Mrs. GREEN APPLE presents ‘CEREMONY.’” He reported on his own X account that he had held a talk session themed “Music and Me,” and encouraged followers with “Please do check it out.”

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Original article here

    3AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:24
    It's not the connections that bother people — it's that it's Shiraku.
    4AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:25
    There's no way he got them through connections without being busty — quit lying.
    5AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:25
    Guess they invite old guys too, not just gravure idols.
    8AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:26
    Ah, this is the one where a bunch of busty gravure idols got invited and it became a whole thing.
    10AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:26
    Is using connections to get tickets even wrong in the first place?
    Are you supposed to buy tickets for your friends through the official site too?
    12AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:26
    Just seeing this guy's face annoys me, so I change the channel.
    20AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:29
    Re: #12
    But you still end up posting the second a thread pops up, and you won't even put him on your NG word list — such a tsundere.
    13AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:27
    That's just how it goes for concerts and theater too.
    14AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:28
    This whole controversy is probably staged too, right?
    Impressive producing skills, coming from the guy who broke Girls' Generation and KARA.
    15AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:28
    Makes me think even pricey theater productions probably hand out free tickets to industry people too
    I've stopped going as much lately.
    18AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:29
    I get why young people like Mrs. GREEN APPLE. Like some veteran lightly dissed on the radio,
    they just mass-produce school-pop aimed at young listeners. For someone in their late twenties to listen to it
    is childish, and when a middle-aged guy listens to it, it's just a laughable bandwagon move to make himself look
    like he's "getting it" by showing appreciation for something that's a huge commercial hit. That said, genuinely
    falling for it for real is even creepier. Like, what kind of music history does this guy even have?
    19AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:29
    Danshi (his late master) must be crying up there.

    Shiraku gets respect less for his talent than for the fact that, while his master's other successful disciples
    went independent early, he stuck by Danshi's side almost to the very end — that's the respect people have for him.

    A guy like that shouldn't have to apologize.
    21AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:29
    I don't care about Mrs. GREEN APPLE, but I get how the fans feel
    When you can't get tickets to a show you're desperate to see and then this happens, you'd want to strangle someone.
    22AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:29
    There are invite quotas and seats set aside at the performers' own request, you know
    Not really something you're supposed to talk about in the media, though.
    23AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:30
    If there's a celebrity invite quota, it's weird there isn't a welder quota, a nurse quota, or a civil servant quota too.
    24AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:30
    So a guy past sixty is gonna go watch Mrs. GREEN APPLE dressed in Hysteric Glamour?
    25AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:30
    It's because he was bragging about it — the quota thing itself doesn't matter.
    27AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:31
    Isn't this better than, like, busty influencers getting comped tickets?
    28AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:31
    I don't get what's wrong with an industry-guest seat
    Unless he was sleeping or being loud while sitting in one, that is.
    30AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:31
    What's actually wrong here? Don't tell me you think everyone's supposed to be treated equally? Isn't it just on you for not making any connections?
    32AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:31
    I'd say connections count as a form of skill too.
    35AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:32
    I wish he'd go all the way and actually sell his invite seat on Mercari.
    37AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:32
    If even Shiraku can get tickets through connections, that just proves Mrs. GREEN APPLE really is being pushed hard behind the scenes, huh.
    112AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:50
    Re: #37
    Isn't that just Watanabe Entertainment's pull? Dunno though.
    44AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:34
    But seriously, why would Shiraku even be able to get Mrs. GREEN APPLE tickets
    Even granting a celebrity invite quota
    he doesn't look connected to them at all.
    63AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:38
    Re: #44
    Couldn't he just ask through TBS or something?
    You often hear about a co-star coming to see the show or getting invited by someone they worked with,
    but here's a guy with no personal connection and no industry tie watching for free from an industry-guest seat.
    49AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:35
    It's a business aimed at the general public, who have no clue invite seats even exist, lol.
    61AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:38
    Re: #49
    It's hard to accept that the invite seats are better than what paying customers get.
    86AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:43
    What's wrong with using connections you actually have?
    93AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:46
    Re: #86
    He just bragged about getting in for free and got dogpiled by the people who actually paid.
    97AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:47
    If it was an industry-guest seat, he should've just said "industry-guest seat"
    He phrased it in a way that could be read as getting a regular seat through connections, and that's exactly why people got mad
    These days, for a popular show like this, even a celebrity who wins a regular seat fair and square can get flamed with "use your connections and sit in the guest section instead (you just tanked everyone else's odds)" — so this is a bit rich.
    107AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:49
    Re: #97
    Isn't an industry-guest seat exactly what you'd get through connections?
    That's the normal case.
    103AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:48
    Re: #93
    Being in an industry-guest seat doesn't necessarily mean it was free, though.
    113AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:51
    Re: #103
    Huh, so there are paid industry-guest seats too. Anyway, the reason he's getting slammed is that he said "connections" instead of "industry-guest seat" in the first place.

    Background and Key Points

    Tatekawa Shiraku is a veteran rakugo storyteller (a shishō-level performer in the traditional comic-monologue art) and a longtime disciple of the late Tachikawa Danshi, one of the most influential and controversial masters in postwar rakugo history — which is why several posters invoke Danshi’s name when discussing whether Shiraku’s standing should shield him from criticism. The concert in question, Mrs. GREEN APPLE’s “CEREMONY,” had already generated friction before Shiraku’s remark: the band is one of the biggest commercial acts among younger Japanese listeners right now, tickets are notoriously hard to obtain through the normal lottery system, and an earlier controversy over gravure idols receiving invited seats at the same tour had primed fans to react badly to any hint of insider access.

    The thread’s actual fault line isn’t “was it wrong to use connections” — posters broadly agree that industry invite quotas (kankeisha-seki) are standard practice at concerts and theater productions across Japan, reserved at the performers’ own request, and not something unique to this show. What split commenters was wording: Shiraku said he got tickets “through connections” rather than the more neutral, industry-standard phrase “industry-guest seat,” and that specific phrasing is what paying fans, who have no visibility into how these quotas work, read as bragging.

    What outside readers likely miss is that invite/guest seats aren’t automatically free — several posters note paid guest-seat arrangements exist too — and that this practice is so normalized in Japanese live-entertainment culture that the backlash here is really about tact and framing, not about exposing some hidden abuse.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Geinou Sports News+) thread “[Entertainment] Tatekawa Shiraku Apologizes for Saying He Got Hard-to-Find Mrs. GREEN APPLE Tickets “Through Connections,” Explains His True Intentions: “I’m Sorry for Making Anyone Feel Uncomfortable”.”

  • Uemura Akari: “Let Juice=Juice Play Osaka-jo Hall” — Passing the Torch to Her Kouhai

    A post about Hello! Project’s Juice=Juice member Uemura Akari has been making waves on 5ch. During a bus tour event, she reportedly said, “I want us to play Osaka-jo Hall next. With things like this, you’ve got to call it first” — then, in a lower voice, told her junior members, “That’s my dream right now. I’m counting on you, kouhai.” Thread commenters point to the group’s first-round sellout of their November Orix Theater show (even on a weekday) as evidence, and debate whether Osaka-jo Hall — with a capacity of over 10,000 — is really within reach.

    1AnonymousAug 24, 2026 10:05
    @
    What got me the most was when Uemura said, "For the next bus tour, I want us to do Osaka-jo Hall (even though it's a huge venue). With this kind of thing, you've got to call it first" — and then, in a quiet voice, gave Ruru-chan an encouraging word: "That's my dream right now. I'm counting on you, kouhai."
    2AnonymousAug 24, 2026 10:07
    Brought to you by Suzuki Airi and the whole Hello! Project lineup
    3AnonymousAug 24, 2026 10:08
    Osaka-jo Hall isn't happening without serious effort
    Isn't the capacity like 13,000?
    4AnonymousAug 24, 2026 10:08
    If they add some premium touch — a live band, making it the tour finale, something like that — they could pull it off
    Plus a lot of the members are from Kansai anyway
    5AnonymousAug 24, 2026 10:09
    Is this lavish-guest Juice=Juice bus tour about to swallow up all of Hello! Project?
    6AnonymousAug 24, 2026 10:10
    "Alright! Go book Osaka-jo Hall right now!"
    7AnonymousAug 24, 2026 10:10
    With their current momentum, it might actually be worth a shot
    8AnonymousAug 24, 2026 10:11
    The bus tour cooled off both new fans and old-timers, so it's a no-go now
    10AnonymousAug 24, 2026 10:11
    It's not really about where they're from…
    It's not like mobilizing everyone's relatives is gonna fill the place
    11AnonymousAug 24, 2026 10:12
    Not happening unless they get all the former JJ members together too
    12AnonymousAug 24, 2026 10:13
    Which would sell more tickets — a full Hello! Project lineup show or a Juice=Juice solo show?
    13AnonymousAug 24, 2026 10:13
    If next spring's tour has a massively bigger venue, that'd be great
    I'd love to see it live at least once
    14AnonymousAug 24, 2026 10:15
    Nakazawa Yuko's graduation concert was held at Osaka-jo Hall
    21AnonymousAug 24, 2026 10:17
    Re: #14
    That's exactly why it feels like such an insanely high bar
    Though that was a quarter century ago, so things were probably totally different back then
    20AnonymousAug 24, 2026 10:17
    Uemura's starting to feel more like "real" Juice=Juice than even Karin-chan (former leader Miyamoto Karin) did…
    24AnonymousAug 24, 2026 10:21
    They sold out the first round of tickets for November's Orix Theater show even on a weekday, so Osaka-jo Hall should be no problem
    (Not counting Nea Joy — that's a weekday too, but it's during summer break)
    25AnonymousAug 24, 2026 10:27
    The capacity is only 1,500 more than Budokan
    26AnonymousAug 24, 2026 10:35
    If there's no big venue in the Tokyo area, they'll probably funnel toward Osaka-jo Hall instead
    27AnonymousAug 24, 2026 10:36
    It comes down to how many Kanto fans are willing to travel
    A 3pm weekend start might fill it up, but a 6pm weekday start? Not so sure
    28AnonymousAug 24, 2026 10:38
    Given how hyped the fanbase is right now, pulling off something like Osaka-jo Hall could draw a good number of traveling fans from the Tokyo area too
    33AnonymousAug 24, 2026 10:48
    This year they might've pulled it off, but who knows about next year
    36AnonymousAug 24, 2026 10:49
    Re: #33
    Why is Juice=Juice the only group people worry about "next year" for, and why would they get bashed if seats don't sell out next year?
    Other groups are playing to half-empty venues right now
    34AnonymousAug 24, 2026 10:48
    They sold out the first round on a weekday at Orix Theater, so in terms of growth potential, a weekend show could realistically pull in 10,000
    40AnonymousAug 24, 2026 10:51
    Re: #34
    Isn't it not that simple though?
    46AnonymousAug 24, 2026 10:54
    In other words, without a Kohaku appearance, you can't really expect the crowds to grow much further
    48AnonymousAug 24, 2026 10:57
    Re: #46
    If they do get on Kohaku, that's just icing on the cake — even without it, Osaka-jo Hall should be doable
    49AnonymousAug 24, 2026 10:57
    Feels like even piling on the blackout curtains won't be enough to hide how sparse it'll look
    51AnonymousAug 24, 2026 10:59
    If they end up needing blackout curtains, casual fans definitely won't come back a second time
    56AnonymousAug 24, 2026 11:12
    Re: #51
    So that means ANGERME is already a lost cause, huh
    52AnonymousAug 24, 2026 11:05
    Either use every group as the opening act for a Juice=Juice show
    or pull in the best members from other groups for a few songs
    They should just funnel every usable Hello! Project member into strengthening Juice=Juice
    57AnonymousAug 24, 2026 11:12
    Re: #52
    Juice=Juice is already Hello! Project's strongest lineup as it stands, so the current formation is fine
    59AnonymousAug 24, 2026 11:13
    Up-Front Group doesn't take risks like that
    61AnonymousAug 24, 2026 11:14
    Re: #59
    If sending ANGERME on a big-hall tour wasn't a risk, then what was it?
    64AnonymousAug 24, 2026 11:17
    Re: #61
    Yeah, what even was that about
    No way a coldly calculating agency actually thought that one through
    67AnonymousAug 24, 2026 11:18
    Re: #64
    They put ANGERME through a reckless tour too — it's probably just groundwork to make a Juice=Juice arena tour seem reasonable by comparison

    Background and Key Points

    For readers unfamiliar with the scene: Juice=Juice is a girl group under Hello! Project, the umbrella idol franchise (Morning Musume, ANGERME, etc.) run by Up-Front Group. Uemura Akari is a current member speaking at a “bus tour” — a fan-event format where members travel with ticket-holders, more intimate and lower-stakes than a full concert. Osaka-jo Hall is one of the largest indoor arenas in Kansai, seating well over 10,000; commenters cite figures from 13,000 down to “1,500 more than Budokan,” the Tokyo arena long treated as the ceiling for idol acts. Its significance in Hello! Project history is concrete: it’s where Nakazawa Yuko, a former Morning Musume member, held her graduation concert roughly 25 years ago — a scale historically reserved for milestone farewells, not a routine tour stop.

    The thread doesn’t split on whether Uemura’s ambition is sincere — nobody doubts that — it splits on whether ticket demand can actually scale that far. Optimists point to the November Orix Theater show selling out its first round even on a weekday; skeptics note a weekday 6pm start is a different proposition from a weekend afternoon, and that momentum this year doesn’t guarantee it next year.

    What outside readers likely miss: the “blackout curtains” comments refer to a real, common idol-industry practice of curtaining off unsold sections of a hall to hide empty seats — posters raise it here as a real risk, not hypothetical, and note sister group ANGERME’s own big-venue tour reportedly struggled this way, which is why some see it as quiet groundwork rather than genuine gambling on Up-Front’s part.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Hello! Project) thread “Uemura Akari: “I want Juice=Juice to play Osaka-jo Hall. With things like this, you’ve got to call it first. That’s my dream right now — I’m counting on you, kouhai.”“

  • LINDBERG’s Maki Watase Turned Down a Job as an Aquarium Dolphin Trainer to Move to Tokyo Mid-Way Through High School

    Maki Watase (57), vocalist of the rock band LINDBERG, revealed that midway through her third year of high school she had already landed a job as a dolphin trainer at an aquarium in Hyogo Prefecture. She’d moved to Tokyo from Mie Prefecture for singing lessons and ultimately turned the offer down — a backstory that had the thread buzzing with theories that “it must have been her aunt’s connections” and nostalgic comments about her era-defining hit “Ima Sugu Kiss Me” (“Kiss Me Right Now”).

    LINDBERG’s Maki Watase already had her post-graduation path lined up, but moved to Tokyo partway through her third year of high school… “Dolphin training and the like at an aquarium in Hyogo Prefecture”

    Maki Watase (57), vocalist of rock band LINDBERG, appeared on TV Tokyo’s “Nikenme Dou Suru? ~ Tsumami no Hanashi” (Saturdays, late night at 0:55) on the 22nd, where she revealed the job she’d had lined up after high school graduation.

    Watase, who was born and raised in Mie Prefecture, revealed she’d moved to Tokyo at 17. “I came out to Tokyo partway through high school, in my third year. I transferred schools. As a high schooler I was taking singing lessons to become a singer — I was commuting to a vocal school, all the way to Nagoya,” she said.

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Original article here

    2AnonymousAug 24, 2026 10:08
    Watase Miku really helped me out back in the day (likely a joking mix-up — her name is Maki, not Miku)
    3AnonymousAug 24, 2026 10:08
    Aquarium jobs have insanely high competition rates though
    Sounds fishy to me
    4AnonymousAug 24, 2026 10:09
    Re: #3
    It's called getting hired through connections, that's what everyone's saying
    7AnonymousAug 24, 2026 10:13
    I want to see you~ I want to see you~ so much, you~ (lyric from her hit "Ima Sugu Kiss Me")
    8AnonymousAug 24, 2026 10:13
    Was her idol era something she'd rather forget?
    33AnonymousAug 24, 2026 10:44
    Re: #8
    Ohh, deear, my looove~ (mimicking the drawn-out way she sings the lyrics)
    9AnonymousAug 24, 2026 10:15
    Being a dolphin trainer sounds awesome honestly
    Though it's probably brutal once you actually try it
    11AnonymousAug 24, 2026 10:17
    How do you even land a job that good
    Even the guy with an Olympic swimming silver couldn't get one
    17AnonymousAug 24, 2026 10:25
    Re: #11
    She said her aunt worked there, so it's basically just connections, right?
    12AnonymousAug 24, 2026 10:18
    Gives me Maxell cassette tape vibes (word pun: "Maki" sounds like "Maxell")
    32AnonymousAug 24, 2026 10:42
    Re: #12
    I did the Shinken Zemi correspondence course, so I remember the CM song "Munasawagi no After School"
    13AnonymousAug 24, 2026 10:23
    She was pretty popular, but her peak feels surprisingly short in my memory — maybe around 1990 to 1995?
    44AnonymousAug 24, 2026 10:57
    Re: #13
    Right after that she went on hiatus for marriage and childbirth
    Maki Watase's a rare case — someone who made it big both as an idol and in a band
    15AnonymousAug 24, 2026 10:25
    Turning down a job offer is a big deal even today, but 50 years ago it would've been a scandal
    And getting hired through connections on top of that — I'd love to see her parents' faces
    19AnonymousAug 24, 2026 10:26
    Kinosaki Marine World?
    That place is great
    20AnonymousAug 24, 2026 10:28
    Good thing it wasn't some shady scout
    21AnonymousAug 24, 2026 10:29
    With a hit that big, I guess turning down the connections job got forgiven
    25AnonymousAug 24, 2026 10:33
    Re: #21
    But it took a while before she made it big, so her aunt probably felt awkward at work for a while
    22AnonymousAug 24, 2026 10:29
    A one-hit wonder riding on just "Ima Sugu Kiss Me"
    28AnonymousAug 24, 2026 10:38
    Re: #22
    She also did Kyuji Fujikawa's entrance song, and apparently a soccer anthem too
    58AnonymousAug 24, 2026 11:13
    Re: #22
    Go read Wikipedia and educate yourself 💢
    23AnonymousAug 24, 2026 10:32
    "Believe in Love" — everyone surely carries a night of sorrow inside them (lyric from one of her songs)
    27AnonymousAug 24, 2026 10:37
    Right when she'd resigned herself to being a variety-show idol (baradoru),
    the band suddenly broke big,
    which made juggling both the idol and band careers feel kind of awkward
    A rare type of artist
    29AnonymousAug 24, 2026 10:39
    Before the band, wasn't she doing gravure shoots in Young Jump or something?
    30AnonymousAug 24, 2026 10:40
    Listened to it again after ages and it hit harder than expected
    https://youtu.be/FJHJCK7PhaI?si=7nBTVrqjfwzollW-
    31AnonymousAug 24, 2026 10:40
    Re: #1
    Wasn't it her hometown's Toba Aquarium?
    34AnonymousAug 24, 2026 10:45
    Re: #31
    The "Kimochiku" Aquarium? (a joking mispronunciation)
    35AnonymousAug 24, 2026 10:46
    Forget all that, just hurry up and give us Maki Watase's complete song collection
    36AnonymousAug 24, 2026 10:47
    A thread where the uncles and aunties reminisce about their youth lol
    38AnonymousAug 24, 2026 10:48
    She wanted to be the next Seiko Matsuda, huh
    39AnonymousAug 24, 2026 10:48
    She played the role of Masako Omata on Teruyoshi Yoshida's TBS Radio show
    40AnonymousAug 24, 2026 10:50
    For the employment ice-age generation, it's "Munasawagi no After School," right?
    41AnonymousAug 24, 2026 10:52
    Well, it's not necessarily a full-time position
    Maybe turning it down didn't cause too much friction
    42AnonymousAug 24, 2026 10:54
    For idols of Maki Watase's generation, I always figured she'd get booked as a guest on shows like "Quiz Toshi no Sa Nante"
    Guess I was wrong
    43AnonymousAug 24, 2026 10:54
    I love the line "Don't. You. Forget. Me~" where they skip class (lyric reference)
    45AnonymousAug 24, 2026 10:59
    Didn't she marry the guitarist?
    47AnonymousAug 24, 2026 11:00
    Country folks all hate the idea of landing a job in Kansai lol
    48AnonymousAug 24, 2026 11:01
    I loved "Ring My Bell" from Mezamashi TV
    78AnonymousAug 24, 2026 11:26
    There was a lyric like "the night Ichiro hit that grand slam~"
    83AnonymousAug 24, 2026 11:39
    Re: #78
    I think the line goes "We haven't met since the day Ichiro hit that grand slam~"

    On NHK they swapped in a different player's name when she sang it

    Background and Key Points

    LINDBERG broke through in 1989 with “Ima Sugu Kiss Me,” one of the biggest-selling Japanese rock singles of its era, and Watase has fronted the band ever since, cycling through a hiatus for marriage and childbirth in the mid-90s before later reunion activity. Before the band, she had already been working as a teen idol and gravure model, which is why several posters frame her as a rare case of someone who “made it” in both the idol world and a rock band, careers that in Japan’s entertainment industry are usually treated as separate tracks with different audiences and agencies. Aquarium trainer positions in Japan are genuinely scarce and competitive, often requiring biology or animal-husbandry credentials, hired in small batches by a handful of parks nationwide, which is the backdrop for the thread’s skepticism.

    The thread didn’t split over whether she was talented or whether the story was true; it split over how to read the job offer itself. One camp took her mention of an aunt working at the aquarium at face value, as an unremarkable family connection that got her foot in the door before her singing career existed. The other camp treated that same detail as proof the “offer” was really a favor, not a competitive hire, and needled the idea that a 17-year-old could casually land a job people spend years failing to get through normal channels.

    What’s easy to miss is that this was relayed secondhand on a late-night TV variety show, not a formal interview, so details like which aquarium, whether the position was full-time, and how her aunt was actually connected to it were never pinned down or verified.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Geinou/Sports News+) thread “[Entertainment] LINDBERG’s Maki Watase already had her post-graduation path lined up, but moved to Tokyo partway through her third year of high school… “Dolphin training and the like at an aquarium in Hyogo Prefecture. That’s where I was going to work”.”