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  • Rise in Tourists Visiting Japan to Buy Sex Prompts Justice Ministry to Consider Punishing Buyers

    A panel of experts convened by the Justice Ministry has put forward a draft report proposing that soliciting to buy sex also be made a punishable offense, expanding penalties to cover the ‘buying side’ of prostitution. In Tokyo’s Shinjuku Ward, around the Kabukicho entertainment district, the number of foreign tourists visiting for the purpose of buying sex has been rising — with a total of 112 women arrested on the spot last year alone for soliciting customers around Okubo Park. On 5channel, users debated how effective such regulations would actually be, along with comparisons to cases overseas and differences between Tokyo and other regions.

    On the 24th, a Justice Ministry expert panel presented a draft report proposing that penalties for prostitution be expanded to cover the soliciting activity of the ‘buying side’ as well. From Tokyo’s Shinjuku Ward — home to Kabukicho, one of Japan’s largest entertainment districts — have come calls for effective countermeasures, citing an increase in foreign tourists visiting the area to buy sex.

    According to the ward office, since the COVID-19 pandemic, women have increasingly been seen standing on the streets around the ward-run Okubo Park near Kabukicho. Images of them waiting for customers have spread overseas via social media, drawing a growing number of foreign visitors who come either to buy sex or simply to watch. Money disputes have also arisen due to language barriers.

    According to the Metropolitan Police Department, a total of 112 women were arrested on the spot last year on suspicion of violating the Anti-Prostitution Law for soliciting customers around the park. Following an intensive crackdown last August, the number of women standing near the park declined, but many have since been seen waiting for customers in the surrounding hotel district instead.

    Source: yomiuri.co.jp / Read the original article

    10AnonymousAug 25, 2026 14:05
    What Japanese people themselves used to do during the bubble economy days
    170AnonymousAug 25, 2026 14:26
    Re: #10
    Guess now it's the opposite — Japanese women getting bought by Indonesian or Thai guys?
    17AnonymousAug 25, 2026 14:06
    If there's no one selling, the buyers won't bother coming into the country
    26AnonymousAug 25, 2026 14:08
    Re: #17
    Yeah, exactly this.
    Just like with illegal drugs, they should crack down on the sellers…
    87AnonymousAug 25, 2026 14:16
    Foreign purchasing power is what's driving Japan these days.
    Japanese people's purchasing power is weak.
    128AnonymousAug 25, 2026 14:22
    Re: #87
    Turns out foreigners don't have that much purchasing power either, huh
    108AnonymousAug 25, 2026 14:19
    Re: #89
    Compared to Tokyo, Osaka and Fukuoka barely register.

    In terms of number of prostitutes, Tokyo is way out in front lol
    147AnonymousAug 25, 2026 14:23
    Re: #108
    Tons of prostitutes come up from Osaka and Fukuoka, but apparently a lot gets deducted from their pay and the agencies running them are trash.
    Their accents keep them from becoming popular girls, but the workload's lighter, so I guess it balances out
    109AnonymousAug 25, 2026 14:19
    Back when someone warned that Japan would become a country where Japanese women sell themselves to foreigners, there were idiots who flatly insisted that could never happen because Japanese sex shops refuse foreign customers.
    Wonder if those guys have dropped that pathetic pride of theirs by now?
    135AnonymousAug 25, 2026 14:22
    Re: #109
    > Japan would become a country where Japanese women sell themselves to foreigners
    You say that like it wasn't already the case before.
    Ever heard of the karayuki-san? (Japanese women sent abroad to work as prostitutes in the Meiji/Taisho era)
    143AnonymousAug 25, 2026 14:23
    Wouldn't it be better to just go to America and earn dollars?
    171AnonymousAug 25, 2026 14:26
    Re: #143
    So many Japanese women went to America to work as prostitutes that it became a real problem, and now it's harder for Japanese women to get into the US at all.


    Rise in Japanese women denied entry over 'suspected prostitution' — even ordinary office workers and students held up… driven by the fallout from sex workers going abroad for work
    https://www.ben54.jp/news/3030
    173AnonymousAug 25, 2026 14:27
    Sex workers in the Kansai region and further west apparently only take home 60% of their earnings, with the rest deducted for things like 'welfare fees' and 'taxes.'
    But when you check whether those welfare fees and taxes are actually being paid, nope, not at all —
    the girls are basically covering the shop's taxes and staff welfare costs out of their own pocket
    182AnonymousAug 25, 2026 14:28
    Re: #173
    Apparently Kaike (a hot spring town in Tottori) pays out the biggest cut in all of Japan
    197AnonymousAug 25, 2026 14:31
    It's this — in places like Osaka, Fukuoka, and Hiroshima, the sex shops are run with yakuza behind the scenes.
    In Tokyo it's just regular people running things, and simply being yakuza doesn't strip you of your rights there — Tokyo runs on a different system
    211AnonymousAug 25, 2026 14:32
    Re: #197
    Nah, Tokyo is a yakuza town too — Kabukicho itself is Sumiyoshi-kai turf.

    Go look at the Sanja Matsuri festival sometime — you'd be shocked how many yakuza show up lol
    215AnonymousAug 25, 2026 14:33
    Don't act like a Tokyo-only problem applies to the whole country lol
    226AnonymousAug 25, 2026 14:35
    Re: #211
    Kabukicho is basically western Japan's culture transplanted there. Streets like Ebi-dori are lined with late-night ramen shops screaming 'Kyushu!' 'Hakata!' 'The real deal, Kumamoto!'
    Even Yoshimoto (the Osaka-based comedy agency) has a theater in Kabukicho
    244AnonymousAug 25, 2026 14:38
    Re: #226
    Kabukicho is Tokyo's culture, though. Sumiyoshi-kai is a Tokyo yakuza group too.

    Yoshiwara's been a prostitution district since the Edo period lol

    Background and Key Points

    Japan’s Anti-Prostitution Law (売春防止法), enacted in 1956, has always been asymmetric: the act of prostitution itself is not directly criminalized, but soliciting by the seller is. The buyer’s side has essentially gone unpunished except in narrow circumstances, which is exactly the gap this Justice Ministry panel is now trying to close. Okubo Park, cited in the article, sits in the Kabukicho entertainment district — one of Asia’s largest nightlife zones, historically tied to organized crime (the Sumiyoshi-kai, a major yakuza syndicate, as posters note). The pandemic-era shift to street solicitation there, later amplified by social media, is a relatively recent and visible phenomenon, distinct from the district’s older, more discreet sex-trade infrastructure.

    The thread didn’t split over whether the problem is real, but over where enforcement should target: several posters argued that punishing buyers is pointless without also crushing the supply side (“if there’s no one selling, buyers won’t come”), likening it to narcotics enforcement, while others focused on regional structural differences — claiming Tokyo’s sex trade is more “civilian-run” while Osaka, Fukuoka, and Hiroshima’s is yakuza-backed, a claim other posters directly disputed.

    What outsiders likely miss is the historical mirror image raised in the thread itself: Japanese women working abroad as sex workers is not new — the Meiji-era karayuki-san phenomenon, and more recently, documented cases of Japanese women being denied U.S. entry over suspected sex work, per the linked Ben54 article. That reversal — Japan as both source and destination for cross-border sex tourism — rarely makes it into English-language coverage of the Kabukicho story.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5channel (Breaking News+) thread “Rise in tourists visiting Japan ‘to buy sex’ — hopes that punishing solicitation by buyers will deter it: ‘public order has badly deteriorated’.”

  • Sony unveils new “Xperia 10 VIII” smartphone — 5ch: “Because it still takes an SD card”

    Sony has globally announced its new Android smartphone, the “Xperia 10 VIII.” On the forum thread, comments split between frustration that the chipset is nearly unchanged from the previous generation, and steady support for it as one of the few remaining models with microSD card support.

    Sony has globally announced its new Android smartphone, the “Xperia 10 VIII” (Xperia Ten Mark Eight). No Japan release has been confirmed at this time.

    It comes with 8GB of RAM, plus a virtual memory feature that lets up to 6GB of internal storage be used as extra working memory.

    The chipset is Qualcomm’s “Snapdragon 6 Gen 3.” The device measures 153×72×8.3mm and weighs 168g. It has 128GB of storage and supports microSD cards up to 2TB. It also features IP68 water and dust resistance.

    Source: k-tai.watch.impress.co.jp / Original article here

    2AnonymousAug 25, 2026 13:38




    3AnonymousAug 25, 2026 13:39
    The chipset hasn't changed, right?
    Eh, I dunno…
    6AnonymousAug 25, 2026 13:40
    Re: #3
    Snapdragon 6 Gen 3 is plenty!
    9AnonymousAug 25, 2026 13:44
    Good battery life is nice, but
    it's still Android…
    13AnonymousAug 25, 2026 13:46
    Re: #9
    Though it doesn't support wireless charging
    15AnonymousAug 25, 2026 13:46
    RAM/ROM specs are trending down everywhere anyway, so this beats getting handed some garbage-tier "flagship" instead
    19AnonymousAug 25, 2026 13:48
    Re: #15
    Virtual memory (RAM expansion) will probably just keep growing
    21AnonymousAug 25, 2026 13:49
    Nothing special spec-wise, so it'll probably come in under ¥50,000…
    23AnonymousAug 25, 2026 13:50
    Re: #21
    The Xperia 10 VII was ¥74,800, so no way
    24AnonymousAug 25, 2026 13:50
    Who's actually buying models like this?
    If you care about price or value for money, you wouldn't touch a Sony product anyway
    29AnonymousAug 25, 2026 13:52
    Re: #24
    Once it's out, it'll probably rank near the top of sales at places like the Docomo Online Shop!
    66AnonymousAug 25, 2026 14:07
    Re: #24
    I need an SD card slot, sorry ☺
     
    If you're filming videos of your kids every day,
    you'll burn through one 512GB SD card every 3 months
     
    If Galaxy would just bring SD card support back, even on the A50 series alone, I wouldn't need Xperia at all
    28AnonymousAug 25, 2026 13:51
    Xperia 10 VIII (Xperia Ten Mark Eight) 🤔 Which generation even is this? The 10th? The 18th?
    31AnonymousAug 25, 2026 13:52
    Re: #28
    It's the 8th generation of the Model 10 line!
    39AnonymousAug 25, 2026 13:56
    Re: #31
    Huh, I see
    So the Model 10 was such a great model that they just keep making upgraded versions?

    Counting from the very first model, how many generations has the Xperia series had in total?
    63AnonymousAug 25, 2026 14:06
    Re: #39
    High-end — 1 series
    Mid-range — 5 series
    Entry-level — 10 series

    The 10 series is the entry-level line, so it's the lowest-spec in the whole Xperia lineup
    82AnonymousAug 25, 2026 14:17
    Re: #63, Re: #39
    Besides the Xperia 1 series,
    there's also the Xperia PRO-I,
    and the Xperia Ace series too…
    33AnonymousAug 25, 2026 13:53
    There sure are a lot of "just buy Sony and you're safe" people
    70AnonymousAug 25, 2026 14:08
    Re: #33
    Because it still takes an SD card
    34AnonymousAug 25, 2026 13:54
    Re: #25
    iOS diehards stubbornly refuse to admit how clunky the UI and App Store are…
    40AnonymousAug 25, 2026 13:56
    Re: #34
    That's because I don't actually find it clunky
    35AnonymousAug 25, 2026 13:54
    If you want microSD support, your only real choices left are Xperia or AQUOS
    44AnonymousAug 25, 2026 13:58
    Re: #35
    There are plenty of other options actually
    Brands like TCL, OnePlus, and vivo
    74AnonymousAug 25, 2026 14:12
    Re: #35
    Right, that's true — it's all Xperia models,
    plus only the regular AQUOS, not the PRO 😔
     
    If only the Galaxy A50 series had an SD slot…
    Stuff like the A25 is trash. The A23 is small and great
    The A53 is great. The A54 cracks easily
     
    Re: #44
    Do phones like TCL, OnePlus, and vivo even have SD card slots?
    They're so obscure I have no idea lol
    I could at least name Huawei, Xiaomi, or BALMUDA lol
    77AnonymousAug 25, 2026 14:13
    Re: #74
    Vivo actually puts real effort into their cameras
    92AnonymousAug 25, 2026 14:26
    Re: #77
    Would totally want it if it had an SD card slot 😲💡

    Re: #78
    35 Anonymous Who Still Works (a default/joke username on this board) 2026/08/25 (Tue) 13:54:14.13 ID:t0QGRZwNd
    If you want microSD support, your only real choices left are Xperia or AQUOS

    74 Mainly posts on Kenmo, with NanJ & Kanro as side boards 😊 hage 2026/08/25 (Tue) 14:12:28.48 ID:lcw5Re0E0
    Re: #35
    Right, that's true — it's all Xperia models,
    plus only the regular AQUOS, not the PRO 😔
    41AnonymousAug 25, 2026 13:57
    Has Sony ever actually dominated the smartphone market, even once?
    47AnonymousAug 25, 2026 14:00
    Re: #41
    I mean, Xperia is basically synonymous with a "dominant smartphone"…
    49AnonymousAug 25, 2026 14:00
    Is Galaxy the top Android brand?
    52AnonymousAug 25, 2026 14:02
    Re: #49
    Yeah, that's right
    Globally too, it's Galaxy, not Apple
    50AnonymousAug 25, 2026 14:01
    Torn between the Pixel 10a and this one
    51AnonymousAug 25, 2026 14:02
    Re: #50
    Pixel's garbage, go with Xperia!
    53AnonymousAug 25, 2026 14:02
    If you don't mind an older model, you can get a like-new Xperia 5 IV for ¥24,800
    57AnonymousAug 25, 2026 14:04
    Re: #53
    The 5 IV has the Snapdragon 8 Gen 1, which had a really bad reputation
    59AnonymousAug 25, 2026 14:04
    With mobile payments becoming so common, I'm just grateful it's a domestic (Japanese-made) phone
    Even if the performance is worse, the peace of mind on security is on a completely different level
    Overseas phones might have better specs, but their custom OSes send a lot of mysterious data, so I don't want to use them for anything involving money
    67AnonymousAug 25, 2026 14:08
    Re: #59
    It even has something like a "poikatsu mode" (a mode for earning reward/loyalty points)!


    69AnonymousAug 25, 2026 14:08
    Re: #59
    There's no such thing as a "Japanese company" anymore. What are you even talking about?
    On paper it's a Japanese company, but the shareholders are mostly foreign
    78AnonymousAug 25, 2026 14:13
    Re: #74
    Doesn't Xiaomi not support SD cards anymore?
    80AnonymousAug 25, 2026 14:16
    What about the Xperia 5?
    I'm an Xperia 5 user myself
    99AnonymousAug 25, 2026 14:39
    Re: #80
    It's inconvenient, right
    I'm still using the 5 III

    Background and Key Points

    The Xperia 10 line sits at the bottom of Sony Mobile’s three-tier lineup — flagship “1” series, mid-tier “5” series, and this entry-level “10” series — so “Mark VIII” simply means it’s the eighth annual refresh of the budget model, not some flagship’s eighth generation. That matters for reading the spec sheet: a “Snapdragon 6 Gen 3” chip and 8GB RAM (extendable via a swap-to-storage trick, not real RAM) are entirely normal for this tier, and Sony has priced this line closer to ¥70,000+ in Japan historically despite the mid-range hardware, since carriers there bundle it into two-year installment plans rather than selling it as a true budget phone. No Japan release or price has actually been confirmed yet, which several posts gloss over while already speculating about a sub-¥50,000 tag.

    The thread’s real fault line isn’t Sony-love versus Sony-hate — it’s whether an unchanged chipset generation-over-generation is a dealbreaker or beside the point. One camp treats the flat performance as proof Sony is coasting; the other treats it as irrelevant next to the microSD slot (up to 2TB) and IP68 rating, since Samsung, Google, and Apple have all abandoned expandable storage on their current lines, leaving Xperia and Sharp’s AQUOS as nearly the only mainstream holdouts.

    One thing the thread never grapples with: the “it’s a Japanese phone, so it’s safer with my payment data” argument gets challenged only in passing. Sony Mobile still ships stock Android with Google Mobile Services and Google Pay integration underneath, so the “domestic OS” security premise posters lean on doesn’t really hold up against the actual software stack running on the device.

    ※This article is compiled from excerpts and a summary of the 5ch (Livegalileo) thread “[Good News] Sony Announces Dominant Smartphone “Xperia 10 VIII”“.

  • New Rice Provisional Price Falls 40% From Last Year — JA: ‘Farmers’ Disappointment Is Beyond Imagination’

    This year’s provisional price (advance payment) for new rice has fallen 40% from last year, with JA now buying it at 266 yen per kilogram. The original article quotes the view that “farmers’ disappointment is beyond imagination,” and cites a rise in farmers leaving the industry as the biggest concern.

    In the thread, opinions split over the cause and who’s to blame: some slammed JA as a middleman skimming profits, others pointed out that more farmers selling outside JA is behind the recent price swings, and some predicted next year will bring a shift toward growing rice for animal feed instead.

    lol they’re skimming off about half of it

    This year’s provisional rice price falls 40%… “Farmers’ disappointment is beyond imagination” — the biggest worry is that it will drive farmers out of the industry

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Original article here

    8AnonymousAug 25, 2026 12:56
    That's exactly why the government should just buy it up with public money.
    It's insane that everything gets dumped on JA, which is nothing more than a farmers' co-op.
    The government should buy rice from farmers at 1,000 yen/kg
    and sell it to consumers at 500 yen.
    That's literally how it used to work.
    56AnonymousAug 25, 2026 13:21
    Re: #8
    It's an organization that exists to funnel political donations to the LDP.
    And to give retired bureaucrats a soft landing (amakudari).

    If it were actually a government body, it couldn't make political donations, and if its staff were civil servants there'd be no amakudari and no huge executive salaries to hand out.

    NHK is the same kind of amakudari vehicle.
    10AnonymousAug 25, 2026 12:59
    2024: 5kg for 2,000 yen
    2025: 5kg for 5,000 yen

    Farmers: "If it drops any further we can't survive!" Consumers: (…what is this guy even saying)
    What farmers should really be saying is "If middlemen and JA keep lowballing us any further, we can't survive."
    15AnonymousAug 25, 2026 13:01
    Re: #10
    If they can sell without a middleman, they should just do that.
    20AnonymousAug 25, 2026 13:03
    Re: #10
    Some farmers do build their own sales channels.
    But JA pays out money upfront based on the projected harvest and compensates farmers even in a bad year — with JA, farmers really can just focus on growing rice.
    If you're willing to shoulder all the risk yourself, go ahead and sell independently.
    14AnonymousAug 25, 2026 13:00
    Re: #8
    The government was bleeding money and couldn't make it work, so it all got dumped on JA.
    JA was handling it fine, but once the market recently opened up to buyers outside JA too, we ended up with what happened last year.
    19AnonymousAug 25, 2026 13:03
    Re: #14
    There's no country where agriculture is hugely profitable.
    Every country pours a massive national budget into it.
    And within that group, Japan actually spends among the least.
    https://assets.st-note.com/img/1737329690-dovAiwYuZaNnTMR3Uzre9CtL.png
    24AnonymousAug 25, 2026 13:05
    Re: #19
    Exactly this.
    In the end, the government is abandoning its duty to protect the nation's food supply just because it would run a deficit.
    58AnonymousAug 25, 2026 13:22
    Re: #19
    The population and the scale are totally different though.
    22AnonymousAug 25, 2026 13:04
    Saw some farmer's video claiming new rice is being turned into animal feed while people end up eating old rice instead — is that actually true?
    25AnonymousAug 25, 2026 13:06
    Re: #22
    It's true that subsidies get paid out for growing feed rice.
    The government is basically engineering a setup where that's more profitable than growing rice for human consumption.
    27AnonymousAug 25, 2026 13:08
    Re: #22
    When rice prices drop, growing subsidized feed rice actually brings in more income.
    So it's pretty much certain more farmers will switch to feed rice next year.
    28AnonymousAug 25, 2026 13:09
    Re: #25
    Is there an actual quality difference between feed rice and human-grade rice?
    Or is it more that the cost is very different?
    If it's the latter, couldn't the government just buy up all the surplus human-grade old rice and cut back on feed-rice purchases instead?
    And didn't they say they'd buy back the released stockpile rice too?
    Isn't that also "old old rice" (koko-mai, rice that's been in storage multiple years)?
    33AnonymousAug 25, 2026 13:11
    Re: #28
    They use the tall-stalked variety because it gets turned into silage.
    37AnonymousAug 25, 2026 13:13
    Re: #28
    There are dedicated feed-rice varieties — they yield more rice, but in exchange the taste is nowhere near something a human could actually eat.
    35AnonymousAug 25, 2026 13:11
    Re: #14
    That's exactly the kind of thing you should just leave to market forces.
    Let JA and "non-JA" buyers fight it out, and whoever wins survives.
    39AnonymousAug 25, 2026 13:13
    Re: #35
    JA is an organization that doesn't prioritize profit — if it goes under, consumers are the ones who lose out.
    44AnonymousAug 25, 2026 13:15
    Re: #35
    "Non-JA" = foreign capital, you know.
    62AnonymousAug 25, 2026 13:23
    Re: #35
    That's exactly what caused the price spikes these past few years.
    JA got outbid and ended up securing only 40% of the stock it needed.
    45AnonymousAug 25, 2026 13:16
    Re: #39
    If it doesn't care about profit, it shouldn't go under — it's a co-op, isn't it?
    47AnonymousAug 25, 2026 13:17
    Re: #45
    JA is really a financial company that makes its money from banking — on farm products it only makes enough to avoid running a loss.
    48AnonymousAug 25, 2026 13:17
    Re: #45
    It's a farmers' co-op, so if the farmers go under, it's over.
    And if its shares get bought up, it's also over.
    49AnonymousAug 25, 2026 13:17
    Re: #44
    Then why do farmers sell to that foreign capital in the first place?
    Because it wouldn't actually hurt them if JA went under, right?
    55AnonymousAug 25, 2026 13:21
    Re: #49
    They want cash right now.
    Or they're backed into such a corner they can't survive without immediate cash.
    Rice farming runs at a loss almost every single year.
    Most of them are part-timers just trying to preserve land handed down from their ancestors.
    The biggest cautionary tale of handing your food supply to foreign capital is Ukraine's Holodomor.
    During the Soviet era, Ukrainians were the ones who starved to death in the greatest numbers.
    66AnonymousAug 25, 2026 13:26
    Re: #49
    The reason so many farmers sell outside JA is that they get cash on the spot, and JA's grading standards are so strict that shipping through JA significantly cuts your income.
    To put it simply: a sorting machine separates rice by sieve size into normal-sized rice and slightly smaller rice called "kuzu-mai" (substandard rice). Non-JA buyers will take the slightly-smaller rice at the same price as normal rice — JA won't.
    61AnonymousAug 25, 2026 13:23
    Shinjiro Koizumi — who tried to break up JA — was right.
    69AnonymousAug 25, 2026 13:27
    Re: #61
    Take a lesson from his father, Junichiro Koizumi, who privatized the postal service.
    76AnonymousAug 25, 2026 13:29
    Re: #61
    That's exactly why breaking up JA would drive rice and vegetable prices up, and it's consumers who'd suffer.
    JA is the one that's been buying crops from farmers at rock-bottom prices and squeezing them all along.
    I honestly don't get why ordinary people are out here bashing JA.
    64AnonymousAug 25, 2026 13:25
    Just pour a ton of tax money into agriculture already.
    As things stand, it's unworkable in all sorts of ways.
    79AnonymousAug 25, 2026 13:30
    Re: #64
    Tax money already flows in through JA in various forms.
    It just gets skimmed off along that route too.

    There are way too many systems that exist mainly to generate political donations to the LDP and fat paychecks for amakudari bureaucrats — pretty much all of them work that way.
    And the source of that money is taxes.
    82AnonymousAug 25, 2026 13:32
    Re: #64
    Infrastructure, agriculture, public safety, and national defense don't turn a profit.
    That's exactly why government money has to go into them.
    But the current government worships market fundamentalism, so it completely ignores all of that.
    117AnonymousAug 25, 2026 13:53
    Why is rice the only crop where "the harvest was too big and the price dropped" gets treated as a reason the government must buy it all up — that's such an unreasonable demand.
    Just crush the surplus with a tractor like they do with an overabundant lettuce or cabbage harvest.
    Or grit your teeth, sell it cheap, and clear out the inventory.
    120AnonymousAug 25, 2026 13:55
    Re: #117
    Farmers don't even hold inventory to begin with — buyers just show up and purchase all of it.
    125AnonymousAug 25, 2026 13:59
    Re: #117
    Unlike lettuce or cabbage, rice and wheat get special legal treatment, and there's an actual system in place for the government to buy them up.

    Background and Key Points

    Japan’s rice market isn’t a free market in the ordinary sense. Until 1995, the government ran the Food Control System (shokuryo kanri seido), buying nearly all domestic rice at fixed prices and reselling it — the exact “buy high, sell low” scheme poster #8 nostalgically describes. When that system was dismantled for running unsustainable deficits, JA (Japan Agricultural Cooperatives, an interlocking network of farm co-ops that also runs banking and insurance) inherited the role of aggregating, financing, and marketing the crop, paying farmers a provisional price up front against the harvest and settling later. That “provisional price” — this year 266 yen/kg, down 40% — is the number at the center of the thread.

    The thread doesn’t actually split over whether farmers are being squeezed; everyone agrees they are. It splits over who’s squeezing them: JA as a self-interested middleman fattening its banking arm off agricultural sidelines, versus the newer channel of non-JA (including foreign-capital) buyers whose competition for stock is blamed for last year’s shortage and this year’s price collapse.

    What’s likely to be missed is that JA’s profit margin on rice itself is thin by design — its real income comes from finance and insurance, not crop trading — and that farmers who bypass JA do so mainly for immediate cash and looser grading rules, not because JA is uniquely predatory. Also absent from the thread: the government’s separate stockpile-release and feed-rice subsidy programs are policy levers actively reshaping these prices, not neutral market outcomes.

    *This article is compiled from excerpts and a summary of the 5ch (Nandemo Jikkyo G) thread “JA Buys New Rice at 266 Yen per Kilogram, Then Says “Farmers’ Disappointment Is Beyond Imagination”.”

  • Car Veers Into Oncoming Lane on No-Passing Curve, Slams Into Motorcycle

    A dashcam video posted to 5ch shows a car crossing the no-passing line on a curve, drifting into the oncoming lane, and colliding head-on with a motorcycle coming the other way. The thread erupted into arguments over fault ratios (“10-10,” “5-5”), and posters were also split on whether the footage was recent or nearly 20 years old.

    1AnonymousAug 25, 2026 13:05
    video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/1643597560446357505/pu/vid/960×540/Pqi0hNTasp416vK-.mp4?tag=12
    3AnonymousAug 25, 2026 13:10
    Who even thinks about drifting out that far?
    4AnonymousAug 25, 2026 13:10
    That's a clean 10-10 (fault ratio meaning the car is 100% at fault).
    5AnonymousAug 25, 2026 13:11
    Was he racing the bike ahead of him or something?
    6AnonymousAug 25, 2026 13:12
    What's this '10-10' thing?
    12AnonymousAug 25, 2026 13:13
    Re: #6
    Both sides share the blame
    7AnonymousAug 25, 2026 13:12
    The guardrail was already wrecked before this crash even happened — that's a cursed corner.
    10AnonymousAug 25, 2026 13:13
    This bike shouldn't have been cutting the yellow no-passing line either
    Though that's hindsight talking
    51AnonymousAug 25, 2026 13:54
    Re: #10
    I think the guy who ran up to help is the dashcam driver — didn't he yield to the bike?
    Either way, the timing, the spot, and the luck for passing were all bad
    15AnonymousAug 25, 2026 13:14
    Plenty of kei-car drivers do this — crank the wheel hard and swing wide into the other lane on a turn, even in a car that tiny
    17AnonymousAug 25, 2026 13:15
    Re: #12
    Nah, people usually call that 5-5 lol
    20AnonymousAug 25, 2026 13:16
    Crossing the lane line to pass is a traffic violation
    22AnonymousAug 25, 2026 13:16
    If he crossed the center line, isn't that 100-0?
    The yellow-line cut right before is a separate issue
    24AnonymousAug 25, 2026 13:17
    He crossed the no-passing orange line to overtake and hit a car that was also over the line
    Both of them broke the rules
    25AnonymousAug 25, 2026 13:18
    Re: #24
    I know that already
    But the car is the one unilaterally at fault in this accident
    55AnonymousAug 25, 2026 13:58
    Whoever owns this dashcam is unbelievably lucky
    The bike that had just passed him on the curve swerved right in front of him trying to dodge the oncoming motorcycle, which made him slam the brakes without meaning to — and that's exactly what let him dodge the car that shot across the center line, by a hair
    If that bike behind him hadn't passed when it did, he'd have been in the crash 100%
    60AnonymousAug 25, 2026 14:04
    Re: #55
    It clearly hits him though
    61AnonymousAug 25, 2026 14:05
    Knew it'd be this video
    Has to be like 20 years old
    Way too many people cashing in on old footage these days
    66AnonymousAug 25, 2026 14:19
    Re: #61
    Dashcams weren't even common 20 years ago, and that car pulling the understeer sure doesn't look like a 20-year-old car either lol
    67AnonymousAug 25, 2026 14:20
    https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FtHPzcgaUAMTmPw.jpg?name=orig
    https://x.com/risata_sl/status/1644323855056654336

    Background and Key Points

    The car crossed a solid orange no-passing line to overtake on a curve and hit an oncoming motorcycle head-on.

    In Japan, road markings use two distinct yellow/orange lines: a center line that simply forbids crossing to pass, and stricter no-passing zones marked on blind curves, hill crests, and similar low-visibility spots where crossing is illegal regardless of traffic. Japan’s fault-ratio system (過失割合, kashitsu wariai) assigns percentage blame to each party in a collision — insurers use these ratios, expressed as things like “10-0” or “5-5,” to divide compensation. A “10-0” (or “10-10” in the loose slang used in the thread, which really just means “the car is fully at fault”) means one side bears the entire loss; anything less means both sides pay a share. This is why the numbers matter so much to Japanese posters: they translate directly into money and insurance outcomes, not just moral blame.

    The thread split over exactly how to apply that framework. Some posters treated the car’s line-crossing as clear-cut 100% liability; others pointed out the motorcycle was also passing over a similarly restricted line moments before, which under real fault-ratio precedent could shave a small percentage onto the biker’s side even though the car obviously caused the collision.

    What the thread never resolved, and what outside readers should know, is that Japanese fault ratios aren’t decided by online consensus or “vibes” — they follow standardized tables published by courts and insurers (the Green Book precedents) based on precise circumstances like sight lines and signage, not just who technically crossed a line first.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from a 5ch (Hello! Project board) thread, “[Video] Kei Car Blatantly Crosses a No-Passing Line on a Curve, Hits an Innocent Biker (“バイカス,” mocking slang for motorcyclists).”

  • Kudo Yua Birthday Event Lottery Results Announced — Wave of “Part 1 Win, Part 2 Loss” Reports

    Juice=Juice member Yua Kudo’s 2026 birthday event (venue: Setagaya Egret Hall) draw results have been rolling in one after another, with a lot of winners reporting a split outcome — “Part 1: win, Part 2: loss.”

    The thread also spun off into worries about her packed schedule, the burden of her traditional handmade origami gifts, and comparisons to how Ruru Danbara’s venue was booked.

    Juice=Juice Yua Kudo Birthday Event 2026

    ●Performer: Yua Kudo (Juice=Juice)

    ●Venue: Setagaya Egret Hall (Tokyo)

    Source: upfc.jp / Original article here

    5AnonymousAug 25, 2026 12:03
    Sounds like a ton of people are losing the night-show draw
    6AnonymousAug 25, 2026 12:04
    Part 1: WIN
    Part 2: LOSS
    7AnonymousAug 25, 2026 12:04
    Good thing they kept it at Arakawa Ward Civic Hall's Main Hall, that worked out nicely
    8AnonymousAug 25, 2026 12:06
    If it's your oshi's birthday event, it feels kind of hollow unless you catch both parts, right?
    9AnonymousAug 25, 2026 12:07
    Safest move is to apply for the easier-to-win Part 1 through the lottery and grab the tougher Part 2 with points
    10AnonymousAug 25, 2026 12:09
    Won both parts

    11AnonymousAug 25, 2026 12:10
    I'm just a regular FC member — wonder if I can win both Part 1 and Part 2 for Risachi's (nickname for another member) birthday event again this year
    12AnonymousAug 25, 2026 12:10
    Losing the draw even with a venue that huge is wild
    13AnonymousAug 25, 2026 12:11
    Won
    Won
    Wait, people are actually losing the night show?
    14AnonymousAug 25, 2026 12:11
    Lately it's been like 4 birthday events in a row where I win the day show but lose the night show
    Kind of makes me lose the will to even go to the day show anymore
    15AnonymousAug 25, 2026 12:14
    There were people who lost Part 1 too
    That's a rare pattern
    16AnonymousAug 25, 2026 12:14
    There were losses even on points, but the point seats lately haven't been great anyway
    17AnonymousAug 25, 2026 12:18
    So I guess they're not expanding the point-seat allocation even as more people apply
    18AnonymousAug 25, 2026 12:22
    Hope it all goes off without a hitch
    20AnonymousAug 25, 2026 12:25
    Re: #18
    Going by Re: #2, the current schedule is still better than last year's
    22AnonymousAug 25, 2026 12:31
    Re: #20
    That's a brutal schedule
    19AnonymousAug 25, 2026 12:23
    Only won Part 2
    First time for me, so I'm looking forward to it
    21AnonymousAug 25, 2026 12:26
    Winning like crazy over here, lol
    Tako-chan (a nickname), I feel bad for you
    23AnonymousAug 25, 2026 12:36
    ◎ ✕
    The hall that's practically in Hosaka-san's backyard
    Missed out on the night show — guess a lot of people applied
    24AnonymousAug 25, 2026 12:40
    Last year she had the tour, release events, solo meet-and-greets, Juice=Juice group day events, AND her birthday event all crammed together — nine straight days of work, and she was clearly overdoing it. Compared to that hellish year, this schedule is relatively better.
    28AnonymousAug 25, 2026 12:45
    There's probably schedule stuff we can't even see yet too
    30AnonymousAug 25, 2026 12:47
    Re: #28
    These days Juice=Juice seems to have photoshoots or other work basically every day, even when there's no event
    29AnonymousAug 25, 2026 12:45
    And somewhere in between all that, she's still gotta make origami for everyone?
    31AnonymousAug 25, 2026 12:50
    Let's just let her off the hook on the origami already
    Someone needs to tell her firmly
    32AnonymousAug 25, 2026 12:50
    One wrong step and that tips right into OCD territory
    33AnonymousAug 25, 2026 12:53
    People are losing both parts of Kudo Yua's draw even at Setagaya Egret Hall, so locking Danbara Ruru into KT Zepp Yokohama was nothing but a bad call
    34AnonymousAug 25, 2026 12:53
    Last year it wasn't origami, it was a teru teru bozu (weather-charm doll) craft kit
    Though if she'd been in better shape, I bet she'd have hand-made one for everyone instead of just handing out kits
    35AnonymousAug 25, 2026 13:02
    If you can't keep it up consistently, better not to start it at all
    36AnonymousAug 25, 2026 13:06
    Guess they never planned for her getting popular and busy — it's Hello! Project after all
    37AnonymousAug 25, 2026 13:09
    933 times 2 is 1,866…
    Divide that by 11 people and each one gets…
    Nah, never mind
    38AnonymousAug 25, 2026 13:10
    Why divide by 11?
    39AnonymousAug 25, 2026 13:10
    Eba (nickname for another member) sold out the day show too
    40AnonymousAug 25, 2026 13:11
    There are Part 1 losses too
    56AnonymousAug 25, 2026 13:13
    Seriously?
    Sold out in the first round?
    Even those Kudo antis that have been popping up lately are gonna have nothing to say after this
    60AnonymousAug 25, 2026 13:14
    👓 Right~? If everyone folds together it'll go fast, won't it~

    Background and Key Points

    Hello! Project birthday events are solo concerts UP-FRONT stages for each idol on or near her birthday, distinct from Juice=Juice’s regular group shows: the member performs largely alone, with a talk segment, and traditionally hands a small handmade gift — often origami — to every fan who gets in. Tickets are split between a lottery (抽選) open to fan-club members and a separate “points” system, where points accumulated through past attendance and purchases let members buy their way into shows that are hard to win outright; the two channels are treated as complementary strategies rather than one guaranteeing the other. Setagaya Egret Hall is a mid-sized Tokyo public hall, not a dedicated idol venue, and venue capacity for these events varies member to member depending on how UP-FRONT books them.

    The thread’s actual disagreement wasn’t about whether the event would sell out — it clearly has — but about the specific and unusual pattern of losing the night show (Part 2) while winning the day show (Part 1), and a smaller number of posters even losing Part 1, normally the safer draw. That asymmetry, plus the observation that points-based seats “haven’t been great lately,” is what drove the comparison to Danbara Ruru’s larger KT Zepp Yokohama booking as a mismatched venue decision.

    What outsiders likely miss is that the origami-gift custom is unpaid, physical labor stacked on top of an idol’s existing tour, release, and meet-and-greet schedule — several posters are worried less about tickets than about whether Kudo can sustain handmaking gifts for hundreds of winners across two shows on top of an already packed year.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Hello! Project) thread “[12:00] Juice=Juice Yua Kudo Birthday Event 2026 Draw Results Report Thread [Setagaya Egret Hall].”

  • Heat Travels in a Straight Line as a “Quantum Wave” — First Room-Temperature Observation Sparks Buzz

    A UCLA research team has announced the first-ever room-temperature (about 27°C) observation of “quantum heat waves” — heat traveling in a straight line like a beam of light, defying the everyday assumption that heat simply spreads out in every direction. The experiment revealed a “star-shaped” temperature pattern, with thin ray-like trails of heat extending from the heating point in six directions across the crystal. On 5ch’s Science News+ board, users debated the nature of phonons — the particles that carry heat — their relationship to Bose statistics, and possible applications in semiconductors and room-temperature quantum computers.

    First room-temperature observation of heat traveling in a straight line, like light, as a “quantum wave”

    Research conducted at the University of California, Los Angeles (UCLA) has achieved the first-ever room-temperature observation of “heat that propagates as a quantum wave” (a quantum heat wave).

    Heat is commonly understood to spread out gradually in every direction, but this experiment confirmed a phenomenon in which it instead travels dead straight, like a beam of light.

    Source: nazology.kusuguru.co.jp / Original article here

    2AnonymousAug 25, 2026 01:03
    The Devil Beam is a heat ray
    Armed with the power of the devil
    A hero of justice
    Devilman, Devilman
    (riffing on the theme song from the anime Devilman)
    5AnonymousAug 25, 2026 02:09
    Re: #4 — if that could be caught on camera, it would tie into the electromagnetic field strength from Re: #3.

    And if it does tie in, then since the electromagnetic field strength given off by human body heat is a fixed value, that would settle this 100%!
    6AnonymousAug 25, 2026 02:10
    Isn't this just infrared wave interference producing directionality?
    10AnonymousAug 25, 2026 02:22
    Re: #9

    >>When you film an ordinary material with this camera, the heat just spreads out in a plain circle around the heating point.

    >>But from that single heated point, a "star-shaped" temperature pattern emerged, with six thin rays extending perfectly straight.

    >>Rather than spreading in a circle, the heat concentrated intensely along six directions dictated by the crystal, traveling the whole way as a straight wave.

    >>That's the moment a quantum heat wave — supposedly the exclusive domain of extreme cold — was confirmed to actually happen at room temperature, around 27°C.
    19AnonymousAug 25, 2026 02:57
    Re: #1 — if it can be seen this clearly, like a laser, couldn't electromagnetic fields and magnets ("magnetic fields") also be filmed as laser-like beams the same way as in Re: #1?
    20AnonymousAug 25, 2026 06:27
    This field was glamorous all the way through the hydrogen-bomb development race, but lately it's turned into something like an old cult desperately cranking out minor gimmicks to recruit believers.
    Phonon is just a quantum of sound, an everyday physics term — what was the Japanese translation for it again?
    21AnonymousAug 25, 2026 07:26
    Phonon phenomena have been known for a very long time. For instance, a diamond made purely of carbon-12 turns out to have slightly better thermal conductivity than one made from naturally occurring carbon containing a bit of C13 (because there's less phonon scattering from the difference in nuclear mass) — there's a whole body of findings like that.
    31AnonymousAug 25, 2026 09:55
    Re: #1
    Radioactivity (thermal neutron energy) works the same way.
    32AnonymousAug 25, 2026 10:31
    "But this carrier, despite being a particle, also has wave-like properties" —

    that's just a sound wave; of course it travels straight normally, even in a solid at room temperature, albeit with some scattering along the way.

    "…a resident of the quantum world." —

    the one that's actually a resident of the quantum world is the phonon, which has particle-like properties — do they even know where the word "phonon" comes from?
    33AnonymousAug 25, 2026 10:56
    Re: #32

    Does "travels straight even when it hits an object" mean a laser wider than a single atom still passes straight through?

    If an atom is the size of a period "." and the laser is the size of a circle "●", then even if it hits the atom, it envelops and passes through it, so it goes straight.
    But flip that around —

    if the atom is the size of "●" and the laser is the size of ".", then wouldn't the laser bounce off in a different direction the instant it collides with the atom?
    34AnonymousAug 25, 2026 10:59
    Phonons are bosons, so they follow Bose-Einstein statistics — that's probably why this shows up so readily at the macroscopic scale.
    35AnonymousAug 25, 2026 10:59
    You can feel this for yourself every winter, sitting in front of an electric heater.
    36AnonymousAug 25, 2026 11:00
    Re: #33

    "…wouldn't the laser field bounce off in a different direction?"

    ↓

    "…wouldn't the laser bounce off in a different direction?" (fixing a typo in my post above)
    37AnonymousAug 25, 2026 11:05
    When shining a laser on an atom — if you used mirrors or something to narrow the beam down to something "thinner" than a single atom, wouldn't that reveal more detail?

    If anyone here knows just how small the minimum unit of a photon actually is, that would settle whether this experiment is even possible.
    41AnonymousAug 25, 2026 13:23
    >>The interference fringes stayed robust even at high temperature. Even heated to 900K (about 627°C), the second-order>> bright fringes are still clearly observed. Under the Einstein model the fringes should vanish completely at 900K, so their survival at this high temperature can only be an effect of correlated vibrations.

    The interference fringes stayed robust even at high temperature. Even heated to 900K (about 627°C), the second-order>> bright fringes are still clearly observed. Under the Einstein model the fringes should vanish completely at 900K, so their survival at this high temperature can only be an effect of correlated vibrations.

    ↓

    >>The interference fringes stayed robust even at high temperature. Even heated to 900K (about 627°C), the second-order bright fringes are still clearly observed. Under the Einstein model the fringes should vanish completely at 900K, so their survival at this high temperature can only be an effect of correlated vibrations. (fixing a stray ">>" in the quote above)

    Background and Key Points

    Phonons — the quantized vibrations that carry heat through a solid — are not exotic new physics; the term itself is just a transliteration into Japanese (フォノン, “phonon,” from the Greek for sound), which is what one poster (#20) was really asking about when he wondered what the “Japanese translation” was and got the implicit answer: there isn’t one, because it’s borrowed English/Greek, not a domestic coinage. That trivia matters because it signals how the thread’s skeptics see the story — as familiar phonon physics repackaged with buzzwords like “quantum wave” for a press release. Directional, anisotropic heat conduction along crystal axes and reduced phonon scattering (the isotopically pure carbon-12 diamond example in #21) have been documented for decades; what’s new here is specifically achieving and imaging ballistic, wave-like phonon transport at room temperature (~27°C) rather than near absolute zero, with interference fringes reportedly surviving up to 900K (#41).

    The thread’s real split isn’t science-denial versus belief — it’s between posters treating this as an incremental, technically impressive extension of known phonon/interference physics, and posters (or the source article’s framing) treating “heat traveling like a laser” as a novel, almost magical phenomenon. A side argument (#19, #33, #37) about whether electromagnetic fields could be photographed the same way conflates photon wavelength/beam width with atomic scale, and never gets resolved.

    What the thread never engages with: why this matters practically — potential for direction-specific heat dissipation in semiconductor chips or thermal management in room-temperature quantum computing hardware — the application angle the original article raised but posters largely ignored in favor of terminology nitpicking.

    *This article is compiled as excerpts and a summary from the 5ch (Science News+) thread “[Nazology] First room-temperature observation of heat traveling in a straight line, like light, as a “quantum wave”.”

  • Track coach’s 8-minute delay picking up lunches locks 4 middle schoolers out of national meet

    At the All-Japan Junior High School Athletics Championships held in Yamaguchi Prefecture, an accompanying teacher from Kofu Municipal Kamijo Junior High School submitted the entry form 8 minutes past the deadline after it overlapped with picking up the athletes’ boxed lunches, barring four students from competing in the girls’ 4×100m relay.

    On 5ch, opinions split between sympathizers saying “cut them some slack over 8 minutes” and defenders of the organizers arguing “it could’ve been avoided by submitting early” and “granting exceptions would make the deadline meaningless.”

    “It overlapped with the boxed lunch pickup time” — All-Japan Junior High School Athletics Championships: 4 students barred from competing due to a procedural error, entry form submitted 8 minutes after deadline but not accepted — Yamanashi

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Original article here

    2AnonymousAug 25, 2026 12:38
    It has come to light that four students from Kofu City were unable to compete in the girls' 4×100m relay at the All-Japan Junior High School Athletics Championships after the supervising teacher forgot to complete the entry procedure.
    At the meet held in Yamaguchi Prefecture on the 21st of this month, four students from Kofu Municipal Kamijo Junior High School were scheduled to run in the girls' 4×100m relay.

    However, the accompanying coach forgot to submit the entry form before the race, and although it was handed in to meet headquarters 8 minutes after the deadline, it was not accepted, resulting in the team's withdrawal.
    3AnonymousAug 25, 2026 12:39
    The coach reportedly explained, "It overlapped with the time I had to pick up the athletes' boxed lunches."

    The school says it will hold a briefing for parents tomorrow, the 26th.

    The Kofu City Board of Education stated, "We feel deeply sorry about this. We will work to prevent a recurrence and to care for the students' feelings."
    21AnonymousAug 25, 2026 12:43
    Re: #3
    The coach needs emotional care too
    He's an adult, sure, but getting bashed and called an idiot,
    turned into a meme on 5ch and X,
    and feeling awful toward the kids on top of it — that could break someone
    5AnonymousAug 25, 2026 12:39
    They were doomed either way — you can't win a race on an empty stomach
    6AnonymousAug 25, 2026 12:39
    Even so, the organizers are being way too strict here
    12AnonymousAug 25, 2026 12:41
    Re: #6
    "That school got away with it, so we'll be fine too" — that's exactly the mindset this creates lol
    19AnonymousAug 25, 2026 12:42
    Re: #6
    Teams register their lineup right up to the wire to check everyone's condition
    Missing the cutoff just isn't okay
    28AnonymousAug 25, 2026 12:45
    Re: #6
    Is that so?
    If you knew other schools' entries ahead of time, you could adjust your own team's lineup
    Once you know their 4 runners, you can change who you're matching up against
    8AnonymousAug 25, 2026 12:40
    The parents probably traveled all the way from Yamanashi to Yamaguchi to cheer them on too, lol
    That's a memory that'll last a lifetime
    9AnonymousAug 25, 2026 12:40
    Wait, they went all the way from Kofu to Yamaguchi for the national meet just for this to happen? Rough
    11AnonymousAug 25, 2026 12:40
    Does it really need to be enforced that strictly?
    16AnonymousAug 25, 2026 12:41
    Cut them some slack over 8 minutes
    65AnonymousAug 25, 2026 12:55
    Re: #16
    It's that defiant, unapologetic attitude that rubs people the wrong way
    17AnonymousAug 25, 2026 12:42
    They could've just let them run unofficially, off the record
    18AnonymousAug 25, 2026 12:42
    Re: #12
    Then you should let that slide too
    34AnonymousAug 25, 2026 12:46
    Re: #18
    But then the deadline loses all meaning
    20AnonymousAug 25, 2026 12:43
    If someone told him "make the lunch shop wait instead," he'd probably lose that argument
    22AnonymousAug 25, 2026 12:43
    Why would picking up a lunch order even make you late for the deadline?
    23AnonymousAug 25, 2026 12:43
    8 minutes is a lot
    If it had been more like 2 minutes, maybe there'd have been a chance
    26AnonymousAug 25, 2026 12:44
    There's no reason for organizers to grant an exception to people who just slacked off on the paperwork
    If a properly-registered school lost out on a medal because of that, it'd be way too unfair
    27AnonymousAug 25, 2026 12:44
    Well, if it's the lunch shop running 8 minutes late, they'd probably cut you some slack
    29AnonymousAug 25, 2026 12:45
    Isn't the All-Japan Junior High Championship about the biggest meet there is?
    Blowing it over 8 minutes is rough
    30AnonymousAug 25, 2026 12:45
    They could've just submitted the entry form early in the first place
    He flat-out forgot and used the lunch as an excuse
    31AnonymousAug 25, 2026 12:46
    "Your middle school's All-Japan meet? Oh, the lunch-box forfeit one" lol — imagine having that said to you for the rest of your life
    32AnonymousAug 25, 2026 12:46
    I've actually been through this myself
    And yeah, I was the one it happened to
    33AnonymousAug 25, 2026 12:46
    Wonder what was going through his head while eating that lunch
    54AnonymousAug 25, 2026 12:52
    He really messed up
    If I were the coach, I'd take my severance and quit on the spot
    57AnonymousAug 25, 2026 12:53
    Re: #54
    Reemploy at the lunch shop, maybe
    64AnonymousAug 25, 2026 12:55
    He's probably going to remember exactly what was in that lunch for the rest of his life
    76AnonymousAug 25, 2026 12:59
    Re: #64
    So that famous line "Damn it, this rice ball had to be salmon!" (a melodramatic quote from the manga Slam Dunk) becomes real life?
    69AnonymousAug 25, 2026 12:56
    Why cut it so close to the deadline in the first place?
    73AnonymousAug 25, 2026 12:58
    Re: #69
    When you've got several candidate runners and are narrowing it down to the final 4, waiting until the last minute makes sense
    Someone could tweak their leg in another event that same day
    77AnonymousAug 25, 2026 12:59
    Why does entry even need to happen on the day itself?
    Sounds like the organizers are just being bureaucratic for its own sake
    83AnonymousAug 25, 2026 13:02
    Re: #77
    That's because lineup changes are just normal in this world
    Guess your brain's the small one here
    100AnonymousAug 25, 2026 13:06
    Re: #77
    Why would you deliberately create extra hassle — reopening slots, processing withdrawals — for same-day scratches?
    Have you ever even played a sport?
    88AnonymousAug 25, 2026 13:04
    What kind of lunch was it, anyway
    If it was a fancy makunouchi bento, I'd be mad
    If it was a cheap nori-ben (seaweed-and-rice box), I'll let it slide
    96AnonymousAug 25, 2026 13:06
    Re: #88
    Apparently it was a Jojoen bento (a boxed lunch from the famous, pricey yakiniku chain) ordered for good luck
    93AnonymousAug 25, 2026 13:05
    It's just heartbreaking watching kids who did nothing wrong get denied the chance to show what they can do, all because of an incompetent adult
    It's been like this from the Showa era clear through to Reiwa — a homeroom teacher forgets to submit an application and it just ends with "ah my bad, I'll be more careful next time"

    Background and Key Points

    The All-Japan Junior High School Athletics Championships (全国中学校陸上競技大会) is the top domestic meet for middle-schoolers, one qualifying rung below anything international, so a berth here is often the single biggest moment of a 13- or 14-year-old’s competitive life. Japanese school meets typically keep entry forms open until race-day because coaches are expected to finalize a relay lineup based on same-day conditions — a pulled muscle in an earlier event, a subpar warm-up — rather than locking rosters days in advance. That is why the deadline exists at all: it is not paperwork for its own sake but the mechanism that keeps every team’s final four fair to the others. The formal parent briefing and the Board of Education’s scripted apology (“we feel deeply sorry, we will work to prevent a recurrence”) are standard Japanese institutional ritual after this kind of failure — expect contrition, not reinstatement; the students almost certainly do not get to run.

    The thread’s real fault line isn’t whether the coach messed up — nearly everyone agrees he did — it’s whether an eight-minute miss should be forgivable at all, given how small the number looks against a year of training. The “no exceptions” side wins the argument in-thread because same-day entry only works if it’s enforced uniformly.

    What’s easy to miss: the coach wasn’t slacking off, he was fetching a Jojoen boxed lunch — a genuinely expensive gesture meant to send the kids off well-fed for a national final. The good intention is exactly what turned into the story’s cruelest irony.

    *This article is compiled from excerpts and a summary of the 5ch (Live News board) thread “[Sad News] Track team coach: “I was picking up the lunches and the entry ended up late” → Team barred from competing.”

  • Yoshinobu Yamamoto’s Quality Start rate tops all of MLB — 5ch: “Why hasn’t he won a Cy Young?”

    A stat showing that Dodgers pitcher Yoshinobu Yamamoto leads all of MLB in Quality Start (QS) rate has become a hot topic. On 5ch’s “Nandemo Jikkyo” (Anything Goes Live) board, comments ranged from “Isn’t he a Cy Young candidate?” to “He’s better than Ohtani as a pitcher,” while discussion also spread to the opt-out clause in his contract and the reasons he’s succeeding despite being on the short side.

    4AnonymousAug 25, 2026 11:56
    He's just steady, not flashy like the 'Mijiorowski' nickname would suggest (a running 5ch nickname for Yamamoto poking fun at his height)
    8AnonymousAug 25, 2026 11:57
    Re: #4
    Didn't he come out of the bullpen the day after starting during the postseason climax and shut the door?
    16AnonymousAug 25, 2026 12:00
    Re: #4
    That guy's innings totals are trash anyway
    39AnonymousAug 25, 2026 12:10
    Re: #4
    Not giving up runs is literally the pitcher's job
    14AnonymousAug 25, 2026 12:00
    As a pitcher, he's better than Ohtani, honestly
    34AnonymousAug 25, 2026 12:09
    Re: #14
    Miji (Yamamoto) and Ohtani are just different species
    87AnonymousAug 25, 2026 12:38
    Re: #14
    But a fully healthy Ohtani is just insane, right?
    There's almost nobody else in MLB who's both a finesse pitcher and can throw 100 mph
    26AnonymousAug 25, 2026 12:04
    You'd expect more wins from him than this, right?
    Haven't they beefed up the bullpen at all?
    37AnonymousAug 25, 2026 12:10
    Re: #26
    The Orix spirit (his old NPB team, the Orix Buffaloes) has infected the bullpen
    48AnonymousAug 25, 2026 12:13
    Re: #26
    Sale's got a better ERA than Yamamoto over the same number of starts, and he's got the same win total too
    35AnonymousAug 25, 2026 12:09
    So even 'Mijiorowski' can only manage this much
    Going 6 innings with 3 runs allowed is actually harder than it looks
    40AnonymousAug 25, 2026 12:10
    Re: #35
    That's because you're only looking at the stat line from his best days
    46AnonymousAug 25, 2026 12:12
    Why isn't this winning him a Cy Young?
    55AnonymousAug 25, 2026 12:16
    Re: #46
    Because with the state of the Dodgers' bullpen, there's this vibe that he should just throw complete games
    61AnonymousAug 25, 2026 12:17
    Re: #46
    That's just because there are guys even crazier than him out there
    51AnonymousAug 25, 2026 12:14
    Re: #8
    That relief appearance in the final game was cutting it close, no doubt
    Though it's on the team for using him that way
    56AnonymousAug 25, 2026 12:16
    Re: #51
    Even the opposing team's fans and manager were shouting about it
    52AnonymousAug 25, 2026 12:15
    Figured his next contract might be scary, and turns out it's a 12-year deal
    How many years till the next renewal, then?
    58AnonymousAug 25, 2026 12:17
    Re: #52
    There's a free-agency option after year 6 and year 8
    60AnonymousAug 25, 2026 12:17
    Re: #52
    There's an opt-out after year 6
    53AnonymousAug 25, 2026 12:15
    Just bat Ohtani third in center field, I'm fine with that
    59AnonymousAug 25, 2026 12:17
    Re: #53
    He's supposedly got a bad knee — no way he could handle the outfield
    63AnonymousAug 25, 2026 12:17
    Re: #53
    He's the strongest DH there is
    54AnonymousAug 25, 2026 12:15
    Honestly he feels like he's doing something even crazier than Ohtani
    How is he shutting hitters down with that frame?
    57AnonymousAug 25, 2026 12:17
    Re: #54
    It's the guidance of Master Yada (a pun on 'Yoda' — his personal trainer)
    62AnonymousAug 25, 2026 12:17
    Short
    A 4th-round draft pick
    Doesn't lift weights
    Skipped Tommy John surgery for conservative treatment
    Big mouth
    A guy who checks every box MLB nerds love to hate
    65AnonymousAug 25, 2026 12:18
    Re: #62
    "I am a killer"
    66AnonymousAug 25, 2026 12:18
    Re: #62
    Some random high schooler: "Wait, Yamamoto only went in the 4th round of the draft? Just how insane is pro ball…" (despair)
    70AnonymousAug 25, 2026 12:22
    Is it fair to say he's in the top 5 in MLB right now?
    71AnonymousAug 25, 2026 12:22
    Re: #70
    Judging by how Skubal and Snell are gravitating toward him, he must get treated like royalty
    75AnonymousAug 25, 2026 12:26
    It's basically a miracle that he's succeeding at this height
    He's shown that any Japanese pitcher might have a shot at this
    77AnonymousAug 25, 2026 12:28
    Re: #75
    It looks like anyone could do it, yet he's the only one who actually can
    78AnonymousAug 25, 2026 12:29
    Apparently there's a forum out there that insists short right-handed pitchers can't make it as pros
    97AnonymousAug 25, 2026 12:44
    Re: #78
    Matsuzaka was really only about 179cm too, not that different, but nobody ever called him short
    80AnonymousAug 25, 2026 12:30
    MLB pitchers are swarming around Yada in droves — curious whether it levels them up or breaks them
    86AnonymousAug 25, 2026 12:37
    Re: #80
    MLB's own Dr. It's-Fine (a joking nickname for the trainer, meaning he always says injuries are okay)
    82AnonymousAug 25, 2026 12:33
    It's insane that he threw 3,000 pitches a year back in his Orix days, got used like that in the World Series, and still hasn't broken down
    89AnonymousAug 25, 2026 12:39
    Re: #82
    His shoulder's basically playing chicken with a lit fuse until he retires at this point
    Just hope all that reckless usage doesn't come back to bite him later
    88AnonymousAug 25, 2026 12:38
    Did Sasaki really turn it around this much in the second half just from switching to a bigger glove?
    Is there really no other factor?
    91AnonymousAug 25, 2026 12:41
    Re: #88
    Probably really is just the bigger glove — once your tells are completely read, hitters time everything, you run out of places to throw, and you turn into a walk machine

    Background and Key Points

    Quality Start (QS) is a decades-old counting stat, not an official MLB category: a pitcher earns one by working at least six innings while allowing three earned runs or fewer. It rewards consistency over dominance, which is exactly why a QS-rate leaderboard and a Cy Young leaderboard don’t have to match. Yamamoto, a 4th-round NPB draft pick out of the Orix Buffaloes who reportedly skipped Tommy John surgery for conservative treatment and doesn’t lift weights in the conventional sense, signed a 12-year contract with the Dodgers that reportedly includes opt-out language after year six and a further team/player option mechanism around year eight — details the thread itself was still working out in real time.

    The thread wasn’t actually arguing about whether Yamamoto is good; it split on what “good” should be measured by. One camp treated the QS-rate stat as proof he deserves Cy Young consideration; another countered that award voting still leans on ERA, win totals, and complete-game workhorse numbers, where a stacked Dodgers bullpen and his own postseason relief outing dilute his case. A third thread — literally — veered into whether his usage (an estimated 3,000 NPB pitches a year, plus a relief appearance the day after a start) is quietly mortgaging his long-term health.

    What outside readers likely miss: at roughly 178cm, Yamamoto is unremarkable by NPB standards but genuinely undersized for an MLB starter, which is why his success is treated domestically as a referendum on whether Japan’s next generation of shorter right-handers has a real path to MLB stardom — a subtext the posters gesture at but never spell out explicitly.

    *This article is compiled and summarized from the 5ch (Livegalileo/”Nandemo Jikkyo”) thread “[Great News] Yoshinobu Yamamoto’s QS Rate Is No. 1 in MLB wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.”

  • Handed In a Sick Note for Overwork and Depression, Put on Leave the Very Next Day — 5ch Asks: “Does It Really Move That Fast?”

    A post on 5ch’s Newsspeed VIP board describes being ordered onto medical leave the day after submitting a doctor’s note for overwork and depression. The original poster had hoped to stay on the job, but says the paperwork was already moving just one day after reporting the diagnosis. Commenters split between those saying “it’s your own fault for hiding the diagnosis” or “if you’re that unwell, you should take leave,” and others questioning how the process could move so fast and what a normal handover period should actually look like.

    1AnonymousAug 25, 2026 10:47
    Does medical leave really get decided this fast?
    7AnonymousAug 25, 2026 10:50
    You said you wanted to quit anyway, didn't you?
    Same here — they recommended leave and now I'm on it too
    9AnonymousAug 25, 2026 10:51
    Re: #7
    Actually, I said I wanted to STAY on the job!
    8AnonymousAug 25, 2026 10:51
    The company runs just fine without any one person
    11AnonymousAug 25, 2026 10:52
    Re: #8
    The workplace and society keep running fine — my life doesn't
    10AnonymousAug 25, 2026 10:52
    You'll get moved to the 'exile room' once you're back (追い出し部屋 — a dead-end department companies use to push out employees they want gone)
    13AnonymousAug 25, 2026 10:52
    Re: #10
    That's the only future I can picture
    15AnonymousAug 25, 2026 10:54
    I'm on leave too.
    Haven't slept properly in months.

    When I'm awake I don't have to think about work, but the second I fall asleep it all comes flooding back and I can't sleep.
    17AnonymousAug 25, 2026 10:54
    Re: #15
    Is that what tonight's going to be like for me?
    Actually no — worrying about work has kept me up this whole time.
    16AnonymousAug 25, 2026 10:54
    Medical leave isn't something they just order you into —
    isn't that basically a disciplinary action?
    18AnonymousAug 25, 2026 10:55
    Re: #16
    So is this like being suspended or something?
    21AnonymousAug 25, 2026 10:56
    More lateness and absences, quality of your work dropping —
    does any of that ring a bell?
    32AnonymousAug 25, 2026 11:19
    Re: #21
    On that front, it rings nothing but bells
    30AnonymousAug 25, 2026 11:18
    For what it's worth, I did collapse from overwork and depression and got a doctor's note.
    I just never reported it.
    They asked me, 'So, did the diagnosis ever come back?' so I handed it in (yesterday).
    At that point I said I wanted to keep working.
    33AnonymousAug 25, 2026 11:20
    Re: #30
    You got diagnosed with overwork and depression and just sat on it? That's rough.
    Take the leave, man.
    36AnonymousAug 25, 2026 11:23
    Ah, so you wanted everyone at work to go easy on you because you're struggling, and they said no?
    39AnonymousAug 25, 2026 11:24
    Re: #36
    It's not really about 'going easy on me' —
    I only told my boss, 'my performance is dropping because of this, but I'll recover before long, so please look the other way for a bit.'
    38AnonymousAug 25, 2026 11:23
    Re: #37
    That sounds like some pretty warped thinking.
    40AnonymousAug 25, 2026 11:25
    Re: #38
    Is it warped though?
    If you don't push yourself in your 20s, when will you?
    42AnonymousAug 25, 2026 11:27
    Re: #40
    Your 20s aren't the only time you get to push yourself.
    Timing is different for everyone.
    And how much you push should depend on the person too — if your body breaks down, you lose more than you ever gained by pushing.
    44AnonymousAug 25, 2026 11:27
    Unfortunately, wanting to work and the company turning a profit aren't the same thing.
    47AnonymousAug 25, 2026 11:28
    Re: #44
    So I really was dead weight after all.
    Just getting rid of the nuisance.
    45AnonymousAug 25, 2026 11:28
    Re: #42
    So all my effort was wasted on this job?
    46AnonymousAug 25, 2026 11:28
    Re: #45
    Even if you were useful, there's no continuity once you break down —
    and it'd be illegal for the company to keep working you like that anyway.
    61AnonymousAug 25, 2026 11:37
    Re: #52

    Re: #53

    Re: #54

    Yeah, exactly.
    Someone who hasn't delivered results just saying 'I'll do my best' is still in the way, no matter how you slice it.
    Makes more sense that those 'your morale is up!' comments were just people humoring you.
    62AnonymousAug 25, 2026 11:38
    Re: #61
    Did anyone at the company actually say you were 'in the way'?
    68AnonymousAug 25, 2026 11:42
    Re: #62
    But the company decided on its own to put me on leave —
    doesn't that basically mean 'you're in the way'?
    71AnonymousAug 25, 2026 11:44
    Re: #68
    First off, if there's a doctor's note involved, it's not purely the company's decision.
    And nobody said the reason for the leave was that you were 'in the way.'
    Can we at least agree on that much as the actual facts?
    83AnonymousAug 25, 2026 11:49
    They put you on leave out of nowhere?
    Even though they'd been giving you extra time ever since you got the diagnosis?
    87AnonymousAug 25, 2026 11:51
    Re: #83
    I did collapse, and I was in bad shape for a month or two, sure.
    But I only submitted the doctor's note yesterday.
    Isn't 'diagnosis yesterday, decision today' way too fast?
    90AnonymousAug 25, 2026 11:52
    Re: #87
    That's factoring in that you'd been hiding the diagnosis, though.
    91AnonymousAug 25, 2026 11:53
    Re: #87
    If a COVID patient showed up at the office, that'd be a disaster —
    a same-day call is completely normal.
    102AnonymousAug 25, 2026 11:59
    Re: #96
    Does the leave process usually go this smoothly?
    Shouldn't it take longer than that?
    Could they just be rushing it because they want me gone?

    I know I sound paranoid saying this, but I'm anxious.
    107AnonymousAug 25, 2026 12:00
    Re: #102
    Depends on the company, but it's basically same-day, isn't it?

    At the very least, deciding and telling the person can happen same-day.
    There might be paperwork behind the scenes after that, but that's beside the point here.

    Having a senior coworker handle the handover is more the exception — and only if that coworker is also dealing with mental health stuff.
    117AnonymousAug 25, 2026 12:05
    Re: #107
    When I collapsed from overwork at my last job,
    the handover took about six months,
    so I figured that was the going rate.
    119AnonymousAug 25, 2026 12:05
    Re: #117
    A company that makes you spend six months handing things over after you collapsed from overwork is insane, I can't even laugh.
    Your sense of 'normal' is way off, lol
    127AnonymousAug 25, 2026 12:11
    Re: #117
    Man…
    you seriously need to rethink how you work.
    I know someone who burned out with depression in their 20s, never really got back to working properly, and is still like that now in their 50s.
    133AnonymousAug 25, 2026 12:15
    Re: #127
    Yeah, the 'job lottery' is real.
    Honestly I keep drawing losers, it's kind of funny at this point.

    Job 1: Event company — went bankrupt
    Job 2: Tour company — executive scandal & the company wasn't even properly registered
    Job 3: IT advertising — 8:30 AM to 2:00 AM shifts
    Job 4: Employment/life support services — current job

    My career's in shambles and I'm about to hit my late 20s, so if anyone's got a good job to recommend, I'm all ears.
    139AnonymousAug 25, 2026 12:19
    Re: #133
    Why not aim to just go back to your current job for now?
    It looks relatively decent compared to the others.

    And more than anything, you should never make a life-defining decision like switching jobs while you're depressed.

    Like you said yourself, your brain's been 'running away with itself' more than usual lately,
    so don't make any irreversible decisions right now.
    142AnonymousAug 25, 2026 12:22
    Re: #133
    It's luck, so there's not much you can do about it.
    What matters isn't finding a 'good company'
    but finding a company that's 'right for you.'

    But hey, obsessing over the future and spiraling negative is a classic symptom of depression.
    So for now, just eat something good and get some sleep.
    If you can't sleep, just watch some videos or whatever.

    Background and Key Points

    The Japanese system behind this thread is 休職 (kyūshoku), employer-mandated medical leave, distinct from the disciplinary suspension some posters suspected. Once a company receives a doctor’s note (診断書) diagnosing an employee as unfit for normal duties, its 安全配慮義務 (duty of care toward employee safety) kicks in: continuing to work someone flagged as impaired exposes the company to liability if their condition worsens. That legal exposure, not sympathy or malice, is usually what makes the process move within a day rather than over weeks. During kyūshoku, employees typically draw on 傷病手当金 (sickness and injury allowance) through their health insurance union, roughly two-thirds of salary for up to 18 months — a safety net that never comes up in the thread despite being central to whether taking leave is financially survivable.

    The thread didn’t split over whether depression is real or whether the OP deserved leave — most agreed leave was appropriate. It split over intent: whether same-day action reflects a company mechanically following legal obligation once paperwork exists, or whether it signals the company was already looking for a reason to sideline someone whose output had dropped, feeding into the “exile room” (追い出し部屋) suspicion.

    What outside readers are likely to miss is that the OP’s own six-month timeline from a previous job, cited as the “normal” pace, is the outlier, not the standard — most posters treated same-day notification as ordinary once a formal diagnosis is on file, since informal accommodation (going easy on someone without documentation) isn’t something companies are obligated, or often willing, to sustain indefinitely.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Newsspeed VIP) thread “Can’t Hide My Shock at the Sudden Order to Take Medical Leave.”

  • 34-Year-Old Single Man Asks for Marriage-Hunting Advice, 5ch: “That’s Like 31 for a Woman”

    A thread titled “I’m a 34-year-old single man — is there still time for me?” went up on the NanJ (Nandemo Jikkyou G) board, sparking a flood of replies about the age standards men and women face in the marriage market. The discussion spread to dating-app war stories and a debate over the recently intensifying trend of “bashing singles.”

    1AnonymousAug 25, 2026 12:09
    Can I still get married?
    5AnonymousAug 25, 2026 12:10
    That's like being 31 for a woman
    6AnonymousAug 25, 2026 12:10
    Re: #5
    That's over, man
    46AnonymousAug 25, 2026 12:24
    Re: #5
    That's totally over!
    10AnonymousAug 25, 2026 12:11
    Final turn
    Men: 35
    Women: 32

    Semifinal
    Men: 32
    Women: 29
    18AnonymousAug 25, 2026 12:13
    Re: #10
    If a guy's good-looking or already married, he'll stay popular up to 45
    41AnonymousAug 25, 2026 12:24
    Re: #18
    For guys, if she's thinking about kids, 38 is the cutoff — before you even start dating
    44AnonymousAug 25, 2026 12:24
    Re: #18
    If you get married at 45 and have a kid, you'll be about 70 by the time that kid turns 20…
    12AnonymousAug 25, 2026 12:11
    Then why can you even work a smartphone?
    13AnonymousAug 25, 2026 12:11
    Re: #12
    Are you a NEET or something
    17AnonymousAug 25, 2026 12:13
    Still plenty of time left
    If anything, OP's charm really blooms once he hits his 40s
    113AnonymousAug 25, 2026 12:47
    Re: #17
    Classic Girls Channel "devil whisper" — right on schedule (a false-hope line women's forums are known for)
    30AnonymousAug 25, 2026 12:18
    This is seriously rough
    Somebody should've told me men have an age limit too
    32AnonymousAug 25, 2026 12:20
    Re: #30
    Just go read this
    https://note.com/maglev_6785/n/n60f98fc9beea
    31AnonymousAug 25, 2026 12:19
    If you're a guy you've got plenty of time
    34AnonymousAug 25, 2026 12:21
    Re: #31
    If it's so easy, tell me how to actually get married then
    39AnonymousAug 25, 2026 12:23
    Re: #34
    If a woman you met on a dating app is only a little odd, don't cut her off after one date — do 6 meals/dates with her
    You'll grow attached and end up dating
    52AnonymousAug 25, 2026 12:25
    Re: #34
    How many people have you met through dating apps?
    I met 30 before I finally managed to date just one
    38AnonymousAug 25, 2026 12:23
    What have you been doing this whole time?
    Your old classmates started raising kids ages ago
    42AnonymousAug 25, 2026 12:24
    Re: #38
    Stop talking about parenting
    That one seriously hurts
    55AnonymousAug 25, 2026 12:27
    Re: #38
    My classmate's kid (7th grader): "Nice to meet you, mister!"
    43AnonymousAug 25, 2026 12:24
    I'm 36, "years without a girlfriend" = my age ← how about this one?
    49AnonymousAug 25, 2026 12:25
    Re: #43
    Lol, you're even worse off than me
    53AnonymousAug 25, 2026 12:26
    Re: #52
    About 2 a month I'd say
    58AnonymousAug 25, 2026 12:27
    Re: #53
    It's fine to pay for the dating app — just match with tons of people and try juggling conversations with 5 at once
    Fake being popular and your mindset changes too
    64AnonymousAug 25, 2026 12:28
    Re: #58
    I'm already paying and this is still where I'm at…
    59AnonymousAug 25, 2026 12:27
    That's the thing
    By 34 you'd normally already be raising kids
    63AnonymousAug 25, 2026 12:28
    Re: #59
    Right? That's the age where your oldest is in 1st grade and your third kid is being born
    66AnonymousAug 25, 2026 12:29
    Well, it's fine — being single is just a Reiwa-era lifestyle too
    70AnonymousAug 25, 2026 12:29
    Re: #66
    Sorry, but I have no intention of ending up a loser like you
    116AnonymousAug 25, 2026 12:49
    Re: #66
    Honestly that's kind of a devil's whisper too. Plenty of almost-40 singles out there swallowed that line whole
    72AnonymousAug 25, 2026 12:30
    I think a brutal wave of single-bashing is coming, so you'd seriously better hurry up and get married
    74AnonymousAug 25, 2026 12:31
    Re: #72
    It's already here
    Even NanJ is starting to feel like there's no place left for us
    85AnonymousAug 25, 2026 12:33
    What's with all this single-bashing lately?
    "Freeloading off social infrastructure" — that logic makes no sense, it's absurd
    90AnonymousAug 25, 2026 12:35
    Re: #85
    Guess it just means more NanJ regulars are getting married these days
    94AnonymousAug 25, 2026 12:37
    Re: #85
    They've always fought it out on the front lines online over academic background and job-hunting, so naturally the next life stage is marriage and childrearing
    It's just the guys who can't catch that wave who are drowning in misery
    97AnonymousAug 25, 2026 12:38
    Re: #85
    "Freeloading off social infrastructure" is dead-on correct though
    You're just consuming without investing in the future through kids

    Background and Key Points

    Japan’s marriage-market anxiety here is rooted in real demographic numbers: the “lifetime unmarried rate” (生涯未婚率, the share never married by age 50) hit roughly 28% for men and 18% for women in the 2020 census, up from under 3% for both sexes in 1970. The thread’s obsession with precise age cutoffs echoes the old “Christmas cake theory,” which held that an unmarried woman past 25 was like unsold cake after December 25 — a joke that has since been extended, only half-ironically, to men in their mid-30s. NanJ (なんJ) itself is a rough-and-tumble baseball/general board whose regulars skew male and blue-collar-to-white-collar mixed, so its running joke that ex-users are “getting married and leaving” (post 90) reflects a real, if anecdotal, demographic shift among its userbase.

    The thread didn’t converge on a single answer: some posters insisted men have a real cutoff around 35-38 (especially if children are wanted), while others argued male attractiveness is more forgiving and that “it’s not over” — a claim immediately mocked as a “devil’s whisper,” the same phrase used to describe falsely reassuring advice on women’s forums.

    What’s likely to go unmentioned for non-Japanese readers is the concrete policy behind the “freeloading off social infrastructure” line: Japan’s 2024 child-rearing support levy (子ども・子育て支援金), which begins collecting extra funds through health-insurance premiums from 2026 regardless of marital or parental status — a real, recently legislated source of the “singles are subsidizing others’ kids” resentment surfacing in the replies.

    *This article is compiled from excerpts and summaries of the 5ch (NanJ) thread “I’m a 34-year-old single man — is there still time for me?”