34-Year-Old Single Man Asks for Marriage-Hunting Advice, 5ch: “That’s Like 31 for a Woman”

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A thread titled “I’m a 34-year-old single man — is there still time for me?” went up on the NanJ (Nandemo Jikkyou G) board, sparking a flood of replies about the age standards men and women face in the marriage market. The discussion spread to dating-app war stories and a debate over the recently intensifying trend of “bashing singles.”

1Anonymous2026/08/25(火) 12:09:12.87ID:ID:b6qV96r40
Can I still get married?
5Anonymous2026/08/25(火) 12:10:09.53ID:p9xAQozX0
That's like being 31 for a woman
6Anonymous2026/08/25(火) 12:10:41.32ID:b6qV96r40
>>5
That's over, man
46Anonymous2026/08/25(火) 12:24:38.26ID:E+35nOZ10
>>5
That's totally over!
10Anonymous2026/08/25(火) 12:11:25.04ID:LSkX24IUa
Final turn
Men: 35
Women: 32

Semifinal
Men: 32
Women: 29
18Anonymous2026/08/25(火) 12:13:32.91ID:ImvgdZ6r0
>>10
If a guy's good-looking or already married, he'll stay popular up to 45
41Anonymous2026/08/25(火) 12:24:06.05ID:PDIX7hc/d
>>18
For guys, if she's thinking about kids, 38 is the cutoff — before you even start dating
44Anonymous2026/08/25(火) 12:24:35.09ID:p1woYt600
>>18
If you get married at 45 and have a kid, you'll be about 70 by the time that kid turns 20…
12Anonymous2026/08/25(火) 12:11:28.41ID:V9Ahxzfz0
Then why can you even work a smartphone?
13Anonymous2026/08/25(火) 12:11:55.83ID:b6qV96r40
>>12
Are you a NEET or something
17Anonymous2026/08/25(火) 12:13:04.38ID:xNSfRok30
Still plenty of time left
If anything, OP's charm really blooms once he hits his 40s
113Anonymous2026/08/25(火) 12:47:33.44ID:E+35nOZ10
>>17
Classic Girls Channel "devil whisper" — right on schedule (a false-hope line women's forums are known for)
30Anonymous2026/08/25(火) 12:18:49.35ID:b6qV96r40
This is seriously rough
Somebody should've told me men have an age limit too
32Anonymous2026/08/25(火) 12:20:25.84ID:d4MNq5DBM
>>30
Just go read this
https://note.com/maglev_6785/n/n60f98fc9beea
31Anonymous2026/08/25(火) 12:19:29.03ID:fpGVR6xC0
If you're a guy you've got plenty of time
34Anonymous2026/08/25(火) 12:21:33.20ID:b6qV96r40
>>31
If it's so easy, tell me how to actually get married then
39Anonymous2026/08/25(火) 12:23:25.25ID:fpGVR6xC0
>>34
If a woman you met on a dating app is only a little odd, don't cut her off after one date — do 6 meals/dates with her
You'll grow attached and end up dating
52Anonymous2026/08/25(火) 12:25:56.04ID:Nsxa16wo0
>>34
How many people have you met through dating apps?
I met 30 before I finally managed to date just one
38Anonymous2026/08/25(火) 12:23:10.09ID:S59f2+Aur
What have you been doing this whole time?
Your old classmates started raising kids ages ago
42Anonymous2026/08/25(火) 12:24:14.87ID:b6qV96r40
>>38
Stop talking about parenting
That one seriously hurts
55Anonymous2026/08/25(火) 12:27:12.93ID:XwsFvRif0
>>38
My classmate's kid (7th grader): "Nice to meet you, mister!"
43Anonymous2026/08/25(火) 12:24:22.02ID:BuS0d+eU0
I'm 36, "years without a girlfriend" = my age ← how about this one?
49Anonymous2026/08/25(火) 12:25:14.53ID:b6qV96r40
>>43
Lol, you're even worse off than me
53Anonymous2026/08/25(火) 12:26:30.53ID:b6qV96r40
>>52
About 2 a month I'd say
58Anonymous2026/08/25(火) 12:27:30.57ID:Nsxa16wo0
>>53
It's fine to pay for the dating app — just match with tons of people and try juggling conversations with 5 at once
Fake being popular and your mindset changes too
64Anonymous2026/08/25(火) 12:28:30.36ID:b6qV96r40
>>58
I'm already paying and this is still where I'm at…
59Anonymous2026/08/25(火) 12:27:33.30ID:b6qV96r40
That's the thing
By 34 you'd normally already be raising kids
63Anonymous2026/08/25(火) 12:28:24.21ID:S59f2+Aur
>>59
Right? That's the age where your oldest is in 1st grade and your third kid is being born
66Anonymous2026/08/25(火) 12:29:18.24ID:E+35nOZ10
Well, it's fine — being single is just a Reiwa-era lifestyle too
70Anonymous2026/08/25(火) 12:29:59.75ID:b6qV96r40
>>66
Sorry, but I have no intention of ending up a loser like you
116Anonymous2026/08/25(火) 12:49:45.45ID:8zQ1BSdT0
>>66
Honestly that's kind of a devil's whisper too. Plenty of almost-40 singles out there swallowed that line whole
72Anonymous2026/08/25(火) 12:30:45.80ID:E8IDSMBB0
I think a brutal wave of single-bashing is coming, so you'd seriously better hurry up and get married
74Anonymous2026/08/25(火) 12:31:26.83ID:b6qV96r40
>>72
It's already here
Even NanJ is starting to feel like there's no place left for us
85Anonymous2026/08/25(火) 12:33:53.45ID:uCnrXgb70
What's with all this single-bashing lately?
"Freeloading off social infrastructure" — that logic makes no sense, it's absurd
90Anonymous2026/08/25(火) 12:35:52.80ID:b6qV96r40
>>85
Guess it just means more NanJ regulars are getting married these days
94Anonymous2026/08/25(火) 12:37:16.06ID:S59f2+Aur
>>85
They've always fought it out on the front lines online over academic background and job-hunting, so naturally the next life stage is marriage and childrearing
It's just the guys who can't catch that wave who are drowning in misery
97Anonymous2026/08/25(火) 12:38:41.17ID:f3CZLFUJ0
>>85
"Freeloading off social infrastructure" is dead-on correct though
You're just consuming without investing in the future through kids

*This article is compiled from excerpts and summaries of the 5ch (NanJ) thread “I’m a 34-year-old single man — is there still time for me?

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