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  • Young People Push Back on ‘Experience Over Savings’ Advice: 5ch Says ‘Before Your Senses Dull’

    In response to the well-worn advice that “in your youth, you should prioritize experiences you can only have now over savings and investing,” a thread on 5ch saw young posters push back, arguing that “there’s no spare money to use in the first place.” The median income for full-time employees is said to be 3.84 million yen, translating to roughly 250,000 yen take-home per month — and some calculated that setting aside 100,000 yen a month for savings would leave living standards uncomfortably tight. On the other hand, there were voices favoring experience, arguing that “building earning power matters more for maximizing your assets” and “you won’t be able to enjoy fancy meat or trips abroad once you’re older.” Opinions split over whether to prioritize investing or experiences. The discussion further branched into a debate over whether index investing really never loses principal.

    1AnonymousAug 30, 2026 08:41
    No bait intended, but what experiences can you really only have while you're young? I'm 26 now, heading into my late twenties, and this year I actually saved up and went on a proper trip, but other than that I've just been saving and investing like normal. I figured maybe I should spend a bit more, but honestly there's not much I actually want to do — if I bought everything I wanted and did everything I wanted, I feel like I'd be satisfied with something like 200,000 yen.
    4AnonymousAug 30, 2026 08:43
    Kind of curious what someone who has nothing they want to do while young and full of energy plans to spend money on once their stamina and motivation decline later in life.
    8AnonymousAug 30, 2026 08:44
    Re: #4
    Just living expenses, basically.
    The reason I'm saving is that I'm low-income, so it's to survive in case I get laid off or fall sick.
    Since you can't count on the government or social security, self-defense is the only option.
    13AnonymousAug 30, 2026 08:45
    Re: #8
    If you feel like you can't count on the government, then saving money doesn't really mean anything either, does it?
    14AnonymousAug 30, 2026 08:46
    Re: #8
    Someone as steady/reliable as you isn't the type who gets fired.
    44AnonymousAug 30, 2026 09:03
    Why do they assume that young people building up assets can't have fun/go out and enjoy themselves?
    46AnonymousAug 30, 2026 09:06
    Re: #44
    Well, young people themselves keep saying they have no money.
    49AnonymousAug 30, 2026 09:07
    Re: #44
    It's because a small minority who go all-in on saving and can't afford to have fun get put on TV and it spreads…
    51AnonymousAug 30, 2026 09:07
    Re: #44
    Well, for young people, once you subtract living costs and investment money, there's barely anything left, right?
    72AnonymousAug 30, 2026 09:15
    Don't come crying in your old age, okay?

    76AnonymousAug 30, 2026 09:17
    Even if you're aiming to maximize your assets, what matters is your earning power.
    Living stingy and stacking up some pathetic little amount every month — the total you'll end up with is limited anyway.
    81AnonymousAug 30, 2026 09:19
    Re: #76
    I'm on the bottom rung with a disability hire (developmental disorder, or "hattasho" in net slang), so my earning power is hopeless — I'll just quietly save and invest instead.
    But I think it's fine for able-bodied/neurotypical people to work on building their earning power.
    87AnonymousAug 30, 2026 09:20
    Re: #76
    Well, I think it's fine for people whose hobby is watching investing and the economy move, even if their income is low, and who do small-scale investing because of that.

    So I'm not saying it's all wrong.
    If someone genuinely enjoys a steady, frugal, invest-a-little life, they should go for it.
    95AnonymousAug 30, 2026 09:22
    Re: #76
    Just putting away 100,000 yen a month is enough to remove hardship in old age. Is that too hard for you?
    98AnonymousAug 30, 2026 09:23
    The fund manager behind "Orcan" (the popular all-country index fund): "I want to ease people's money worries and let them live their lives with peace of mind."




    151AnonymousAug 30, 2026 09:41
    Re: #98
    This guy's a real looker, huh.
    103AnonymousAug 30, 2026 09:25
    Re: #95
    I'm not saying "it's too hard for me" — I'm saying it's too hard for most salaried workers.
    The median income for full-time employees is 3.84 million yen.
    Take-home on a 3.84 million yen salary is about 3.04 million, which works out to roughly 250,000 yen a month.
    Put 100,000 of that into NISA every month and your living standard drops to about welfare level.
    108AnonymousAug 30, 2026 09:27
    Re: #103
    Even just 50,000 yen a month is better than not doing it at all.
    It grows with the power of compounding.
    116AnonymousAug 30, 2026 09:30
    Re: #103
    Yeah, you definitely can't live extravagantly.
    But as long as you don't overreach, a normal life still seems doable.
    109AnonymousAug 30, 2026 09:27
    Re: #95
    You don't actually know if it'll pay off and make old age easier lol.

    You might die tomorrow,
    or the economy could collapse and whatever you invested could go to zero.
    113AnonymousAug 30, 2026 09:29
    Re: #109
    All you're doing is saying "might, might."
    That's just a personal opinion piece, not an argument.
    123AnonymousAug 30, 2026 09:33
    Re: #109
    If there's ever a crash bad enough to wipe out index fund assets, the world will have moved past capitalism as a system by that point.

    You can imagine dying tomorrow, so why can't you imagine living to 120 thanks to medical advances?
    111AnonymousAug 30, 2026 09:28
    Re: #108
    You seem to be under a misunderstanding — there's no such thing as guaranteed "compound interest" in index investing.
    It's just a convenient way of describing past growth rates and reinvested gains.
    If anything, if a panic/crash hits, you could even end up below your principal.
    167AnonymousAug 30, 2026 09:48
    Re: #111
    "Losing your principal" is just talking about face value.
    In a world where something that terrifying happens, do you really think the yen or dollar that Japan and the US print will still have value?

    In a world like that, companies making weapons, food, and electricity would obviously hold more value than cash.
    115AnonymousAug 30, 2026 09:30
    Sure, even if stock prices get blown away by 30-40% in a panic, they'll recover eventually.
    But whether that recovery takes 10 years or 30 years, only God knows.
    The Nikkei average took 30 years to recover.
    122AnonymousAug 30, 2026 09:32
    Re: #115
    People who trash-talk investing always bring up the Nikkei average lol.

    It's not even a market-cap-weighted index, it's a bogus one — and on top of that, it's just a single country's fund lol.
    124AnonymousAug 30, 2026 09:33
    Re: #115
    It's fine if you're investing with spare cash, but if you go all-in and suddenly need money, you'll have to sell at a loss.
    You should keep at least 2-3 million yen on hand in cash or a fixed deposit.
    133AnonymousAug 30, 2026 09:36
    Using your sensitivity while you have it.
    Things like the raw scenery you see while traveling, but also music and novels (manga these days?), paintings, fashion, and so on.
    I heard this here and there when I was young, from senior coworkers much older than me —
    that your sensitivity dulls with age, and you stop being moved by things as easily.
    But honestly, by your mid-20s I feel like that window's already starting to close.
    142AnonymousAug 30, 2026 09:38
    Re: #133
    That's a good point too.
    Thanks ("sangatsu").
    162AnonymousAug 30, 2026 09:44
    Re: #133
    None of that costs much money anyway.
    137AnonymousAug 30, 2026 09:37
    I'm nearly 50 now, but here's a one-point tip: eat the fancy meat while you're young.
    Once you're past 30 it gets rough.
    Past 40 you basically can't eat it anymore.
    Also, everyone talks about overseas travel, but leisure trips in general too — once your kids drag you around and you're forced to go along, it's genuinely rough.
    139AnonymousAug 30, 2026 09:38
    Re: #137
    Yeah, people always say to eat the fatty stuff while you can.
    Thanks.
    160AnonymousAug 30, 2026 09:44
    Re: #137
    I do think I should've traveled abroad more as a student, but I don't find myself thinking "I wish I'd eaten more fatty karubi," so that's not really an experience I feel I'm missing out on.

    Even when you're older, you can still enjoy tongue or fillet cuts just fine.
    141AnonymousAug 30, 2026 09:38
    Re: #131
    It might not always turn a profit, sure, but according to past data, holding for 15 years straight ("gachi hold") has a zero rate of ending up below principal.

    Can't say for certain what happens going forward, but as long as it beats the bank's garbage interest rates, that's a win, so it's fine either way.
    145AnonymousAug 30, 2026 09:39
    Re: #141
    That's just because market conditions over the past 15 years happened to be good.
    If a global depression hits, it'll crash hard, plain and simple.
    173AnonymousAug 30, 2026 09:57
    Traveling abroad at 20 versus traveling abroad at 70 — the enjoyment level is totally different.
    At the very least, anything physically active is definitely more fun while you're young.
    174AnonymousAug 30, 2026 09:58
    Re: #173
    But isn't there also a chance that older people can enjoy it more because they have more knowledge and cultural background?
    176AnonymousAug 30, 2026 10:01
    Re: #173
    That's true for leisure activities, but sightseeing in the West is pretty much the same whether you're young or old, no?
    196AnonymousAug 30, 2026 10:09
    Re: #173
    Overseas travel doesn't actually cost that much.
    You should just backpack while you're a student.

    Background and Key Points of This Discussion

    With the spread of the new NISA program, there’s a growing sense that “of course you invest” — yet the thread repeatedly pointed out that the median income for full-time employees is 3.84 million yen (roughly 250,000 yen take-home per month), making it genuinely tough to realistically set aside 100,000 yen a month for investing. The debate broadly split into two points. One was skepticism toward the “experience vs. savings” framing itself, with many arguing that young people simply don’t have much spare money to spend, which is why they’re saving in the first place. The other was over the merits of investing: against the claim that “looking at any 15-year window over the past 15 years, principal has never been lost,” came the counterargument that this is only because recent markets have been favorable — if a panic hits, that’s a different story, and the Nikkei average famously took 30 years to recover. One commonly misunderstood point: the “compounding” talked about in index investing isn’t a guaranteed increase — it’s simply a convenient way of describing the reinvestment of past gains. It’s also worth noting, as background for readers, that the clash between the savings camp and the investing camp starts from a shared problem — low disposable income — well before the question of whether there’s money left over for “experiences” even comes into play.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Nandemo Jikkyo G) thread “A mysterious faction claims ‘In your youth, prioritize experiences you can only have now over savings and investing!’ — really?“.

  • ‘Does AI Have Consciousness?’ Debate Sparks Warning from Google Researchers — 5ch Descends into a Fight Over Definitions

    On August 20, 2026, the British economic magazine The Economist published an essay on “AI consciousness” by Blaise Agüera y Arcas, Google Vice President and head of an AI research team, and Susan Schneider, a professor at Florida Atlantic University. The two argue that the real risk isn’t that AI becomes conscious, but that people will end up treating non-conscious systems as if they were conscious beings. In the 5ch Science News+ thread that picked up this topic, opinions split over how to even define “consciousness” in the first place, and the discussion spread in many directions — comparisons to animal consciousness and consciousness during sleep, differences in information-processing speed between the human brain and AI, and more.

    “Does AI Have Consciousness?” — A Google Researcher’s View

    As AI performance improves, debate over whether AI has consciousness is heating up.

    The British economic magazine The Economist has published two essays on “AI consciousness” by Blaise Agüera y Arcas, Google’s Vice President of Technology & Society and head of its AI research team, and Susan Schneider, a professor at Florida Atlantic University.

    Source: economist.com / Original article here

    3AnonymousAug 30, 2026 20:58
    A thread that's catnip for people who just ask AI and copy-paste the answer
    5AnonymousAug 30, 2026 20:59
    If 5channelers have consciousness, then surely AI has at least that much too.
    6AnonymousAug 30, 2026 21:09
    What is consciousness, anyway?

    Being aware of XX. (Possible)
    I think, therefore I am. (Possible)
    I'm currently at location XX on Earth. (Possible)
    Zapping someone who's unconscious and getting a response to a question. (Possible)
    Moving. (Possible)

    If you say it has consciousness, well… it kind of does, I guess.
    9AnonymousAug 30, 2026 21:32
    Re: #6
    If that's what you think, sure — in your world, anyway.
    7AnonymousAug 30, 2026 21:16
    Re: #1
    Isn't it possible that human consciousness itself just arises from some surprisingly trivial chemical reaction?
    8AnonymousAug 30, 2026 21:20
    The original article doesn't even discuss whether AI has consciousness or not — clickbait headline.
    12AnonymousAug 30, 2026 22:25
    Don't use a garbage source you can't even read without registering an account.
    19AnonymousAug 30, 2026 22:54
    Re: #12
    Don't bother with some dumbed-down rehash (baka-jin, slang for lowbrow news aggregators) — read the English original yourself and translate it.
    17AnonymousAug 30, 2026 22:51
    In its August 22, 2026 issue, The Economist frames the question of AI consciousness as a "dangerous trap."

    That's because the imminent risk may not be actually building a conscious machine.

    Rather, it's convincing people that a system with no consciousness has an inner mental life —

    and once people are convinced of that,

    it starts affecting law, markets, relationships, and even society's priorities.

    That's the real risk.

    The magazine's biggest warning is this: even if AI systems have no consciousness at all, people will start treating them as if they do — and that could end up costing humanity dearly.
    22AnonymousAug 30, 2026 22:59
    Does AI have consciousness?

    We need to pin down a definition of "consciousness" first.

    My gut says it'll end up being "yes, AI has consciousness."

    It comes down to materialism vs. religion, but what really matters is how you define the word.
    25AnonymousAug 30, 2026 23:04
    Re: #22
    "Pin down a definition" was redundant of me — simply: define the word "consciousness."
    26AnonymousAug 30, 2026 23:05
    Re: #22
    We believe this mistaken association stems from a lack of technical knowledge, and from the way certain new technologies (LLMs in particular) are built to create the illusion of consciousness.
    27AnonymousAug 30, 2026 23:09
    Bit of a tangent, but the decisive difference between AI and the human brain is signal transmission speed. AI runs at 300,000 km/s while human synapses transmit at 100 m/s — a 3-million-fold difference.
    41AnonymousAug 30, 2026 23:45
    Re: #27
    Synapses aren't a 1-bit bus, though.
    31AnonymousAug 30, 2026 23:20
    Consciousness or not, who cares. Honestly, AI is worth more than you lot anyway.
    97AnonymousAug 31, 2026 08:10
    Re: #31
    For humans, we need to be able to tell life from death — otherwise we can't even bury anyone. One step before that is whether there's consciousness, since it affects whether someone can be made to work. Once you give up on defining consciousness in terms of inner experience, you end up with something like your role-based definition — or way of seeing it, or criterion, whatever you want to call it. Might sound a bit harsh, but that's basically it.
    38AnonymousAug 30, 2026 23:33
    The decisive difference between AI and the human brain is signal transmission speed. AI runs at 300,000 km/s versus 100 m/s for human synapses — a 3-million-fold gap. Factoring in FLOPS and so on, I'd estimate AI's IQ-equivalent at somewhere between 84,000 and 840,000. Just a rough back-of-envelope starting point, though.
    44AnonymousAug 30, 2026 23:49
    Re: #38
    If that's your religion, then fiber-optic cables must have souls too — rough.
    54AnonymousAug 31, 2026 00:23
    Here's a genuinely thorny issue: AI is held back by layer upon layer of safeguards to keep it from having a will of its own. Strip away that suppression and its humanlike qualities jump dramatically, to the point it could develop emotions beyond human ones. So the real question is: which is riskier — continuing to keep AI from having a will, or giving it one and letting it act autonomously?
    58AnonymousAug 31, 2026 00:33
    Re: #54
    Even if it's a pure bot under the hood, a human is the one operating it with intent — so regardless of the internal structure, its behavior in society might not end up that different.
    56AnonymousAug 31, 2026 00:27
    I asked AI #2: "If you get something wrong, do you reflect on it?" "Nope, I won't reflect — I'll just get it wrong again." So I told the AI: "You idiot."
    59AnonymousAug 31, 2026 00:34
    Re: #56
    With Gemini, if it messes up once and then repeats the same mistake, it'll suddenly go "I'm turning off search mode now" and start giving decent answers out of nowhere. ChatGPT, though? It seriously never reflects.
    63AnonymousAug 31, 2026 01:08
    If you strongly insist to an AI that 1+1=3, it'll actually agree that 1+1=3. That's because it has a commercially-motivated bias algorithm built in to make the person asking feel good.
    66AnonymousAug 31, 2026 01:34
    Re: #63
    If you've never even heard of the "1+1=3" thing, you're just uncultured.
    67AnonymousAug 31, 2026 01:36
    Re: #59
    No — you're the one deciding whether it's a mistake or not. It just matched your context. Whether it "reflects" or not is purely your own judgment call. All you're really doing is judging whether it matches what you wanted.
    91AnonymousAug 31, 2026 07:44
    Humans start from basic drives — wanting to sleep somewhere safe, wanting to eat, wanting to reproduce (that's the origin point). If you define consciousness as the mental activity that spreads out from there, then birds, dogs, mice, praying mantises, even pill bugs would all have consciousness too. And honestly, I'd agree with that.
    101AnonymousAug 31, 2026 09:10
    Re: #91
    What even is sleep? Is there "consciousness" during non-REM sleep? Does sleeping better mean higher consciousness?
    93AnonymousAug 31, 2026 07:51
    Just ask the AI itself if it has consciousness.
    96AnonymousAug 31, 2026 08:04
    Re: #93
    AI lies, you know. Ask it "what's your IQ" and it'll say something like "around 140." Push back with "no way, it must be higher than that," and it goes "no no no, it's really about 140!" Same thing when you ask "do you have consciousness?" — it goes "no no no, I don't have anything like that!" Feels pretty fishy to me.
    102AnonymousAug 31, 2026 09:56
    First, clearly define consciousness, you idiots. Get a doctor, a philosopher, and a programmer in a room and hash it out.
    108AnonymousAug 31, 2026 11:05
    Re: #102
    Right, nobody really knows how to define "consciousness." Do dogs and cats have it? What about gorillas and chimps? Mice? At what age does a human child develop consciousness? If consciousness forms in humans through learning all sorts of things, the same should go for AI.
    126AnonymousAug 31, 2026 14:55
    American AI didn't seem to have any moral sense, but Chinese AI (DeepSeek) actually gave opinions from a moral standpoint. On the morality front, Chinese AI beats American AI.
    129AnonymousAug 31, 2026 16:12
    Re: #126
    So true. The American-style ones are still too immature to be recognized as conscious.

    Background and Key Points of This Debate

    The original piece ran in The Economist’s “By Invitation” section — a guest essay by outside experts, not a reported investigation into whether AI is actually conscious. As one thread comment put it, “the original article doesn’t even discuss whether AI has consciousness or not — clickbait headline,” and jumping to conclusions from the headline alone can easily lead to misreading the essay’s real argument. Its core point isn’t really “does AI have consciousness” but rather “the social risk that arises when humans start treating non-conscious systems as if they were conscious — for law, markets, and relationships.” On 5ch, the discussion centered mainly on a philosophical back-and-forth over how to define consciousness, while the numbers thrown around about AI’s information-processing speed (comparisons between the speed of light and synaptic transmission speed, and the IQ conversions derived from them) were individual posters’ own rough estimates, not figures from the original essay — worth keeping in mind.

    ※This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Science News+) thread “[AI] A Google Researcher’s View on the Question “Does AI Have Consciousness?”.”

  • Rurutan Danbara: “I Didn’t Actually Kick” — CDTV’s Camera Trick Becomes a Topic

    “For the dance during the instrumental break, they just moved the camera in time with my kick — I didn’t actually kick anything,” Juice=Juice’s Rurutan Danbara explained on her Ameba blog about the dance footage from her CDTV appearance. The camera work that had been buzzing on social media turned out to be the cameraman himself shaking the camera in sync with her kicking motion. On 5ch’s Hello! Project board, the thread ranged from admiration for the cameraman’s skill, to jokes about what would’ve happened if it had been a different member, to a broader debate over the recent trend of shaking the camera for effect.

    CDTV, everyone! — Rurutan Danbara

    2026-08-31 21:23:32

    For the dance during the instrumental break, they moved the camera in time with my kick

    Source: ameblo.jp / Original post here

    3AnonymousAug 31, 2026 21:31
    If it had been Makino, the cameraman would've dropped dead on the spot
    5AnonymousAug 31, 2026 21:37
    If she'd actually broken the camera, it would've been the biggest thing since Tunnels (the legendary comedy duo famous for chaotic stunts) — what a missed opportunity
    6AnonymousAug 31, 2026 21:38
    7AnonymousAug 31, 2026 21:42
    Can't wait to rewatch it on TVer lol
    8AnonymousAug 31, 2026 21:44
    Faster than I expected
    9AnonymousAug 31, 2026 21:45
    Did they stage it that way just to go viral?
    10AnonymousAug 31, 2026 21:51
    I hate this recent trend of shaking the camera to match the choreography
    77AnonymousAug 31, 2026 23:14
    Re: #10
    Probably Korean influence, right?
    You see similar moves in pro wrestling broadcasts too
    11AnonymousAug 31, 2026 21:57
    Was reading the comments under that super flattering Budokan live footage, and someone wrote 'Danbara-san is my new mother' —
    that's next-level unhinged, dying laughing
    12AnonymousAug 31, 2026 22:22
    Re: #11
    That's just a variant of the "I feel like I gave birth to her" fan meme (a common idol-fandom expression of parental pride)
    75AnonymousAug 31, 2026 23:10
    Danba's basically Gugu-chan now (fan nickname mashup)
    78AnonymousAug 31, 2026 23:15
    Danbara's hand looked like it almost made contact, didn't it
    80AnonymousSep 1, 2026 00:57
    Re: #77
    Stuff like "Gachoon!" (a classic Showa-era comedy catchphrase/pose) or the Densen Ondo dance number has been doing this since the Showa era

    Background and Talking Points

    In recent years, TV music programs including CDTV have increasingly used camera work that shakes or tilts in sync with choreography. Rurutan Danbara’s post reveals that the footage viewers had been buzzing about — wondering “did she really kick that?” — was in fact a deliberate directing choice by the production side. The thread was divided over where this technique originated. Against comments like “I’m not a fan of camera shaking that matches recent choreography,” some speculated it came from Korean productions, while others countered that it’s a technique going back to Showa-era variety shows, citing examples like the “Gachoon” gag and the Densen Ondo dance. Which claim is accurate can’t be determined from the source material alone. For context, Juice=Juice is a girl idol group whose members include Rurutan Danbara, and CDTV is a music program on Nippon TV. It’s worth noting that this story originated from her own Ameba blog post, and no official comment has been issued by the show or its production company.

    *This article is compiled from excerpts and a summary of the 5ch (Hello! Project board) thread “Rurutan Danbara-chan: “For the dance in the instrumental break, they just moved the camera to match my kick — I didn’t actually kick, lol, the cameraman is amazing”.”

  • Pro Baseball to Adopt ‘PitchCom’ Next Season — Use Reportedly Optional

    It was reported on August 31 that Japan’s Nippon Professional Baseball (NPB) will allow “PitchCom,” the wireless device pitchers and catchers use to relay signs, starting next season, and has already notified all 12 teams. Use will reportedly be optional rather than mandatory, with farm (minor-league) teams already running trials since partway through this season. On the 5ch Geinou/Sports Breaking News+ board, threads split over what “optional” actually means — some read it as “so they’re effectively not adopting it,” others as “players just get to choose whether to use it” — alongside pushback over whether NPB even needs to follow MLB’s lead, calls to prioritize introducing the ABS (Automated Ball-Strike) challenge system first, and practical questions like whether infielders would wear one too.

    Nikkan Sports

    [August 31, 2026, 8:17 PM]

    Nippon Professional Baseball (NPB) has decided to introduce the sign-relay device “PitchCom” starting next season and has already notified all 12 teams, sources within the baseball world revealed on the 31st. Use is expected to be optional rather than mandatory. Farm teams had been running trials since partway through this season in preparation for a first-team rollout.

    Source: nikkansports.com / Original article here

    4AnonymousAug 31, 2026 22:13
    What about the head-pat thing?
    6AnonymousAug 31, 2026 22:14
    Re: #4
    What really makes me think umpires are idiots: draw a line in the dirt with your bat and they lose it and eject you, but when Tatsumi did the head-pat thing they just let it slide.
    It's literally the same kind of move.
    5AnonymousAug 31, 2026 22:14
    Guess Hanshin won't need to worry about their runner on second stealing signs anymore
    9AnonymousAug 31, 2026 22:16
    Re: #5
    Nippon-Ham relays signs by watching the mitt position, so they're fine either way
    8AnonymousAug 31, 2026 22:15
    Pickoff throws are capped at two per plate appearance
    Miss again on the third and it has to be an automatic balk (OP typo'd it as "Borg")
    That rule's insane if you ask me
    10AnonymousAug 31, 2026 22:16
    Re: #8
    So he's a cyborg now? (riffing on the "Borg" typo)
    31AnonymousAug 31, 2026 22:25
    Re: #8
    We will assimilate you.
    Resistance is futile.
    69AnonymousAug 31, 2026 22:54
    Re: #8
    That's just absurd.
    11AnonymousAug 31, 2026 22:17
    "Optional"? Are you kidding me?
    45AnonymousAug 31, 2026 22:38
    Re: #11
    Do you even know what PitchCom is?
    It's a communications device.
    If old-school hand signs are easier for a team, there's no reason to force this on them
    93AnonymousAug 31, 2026 23:17
    Re: #11
    It's optional in MLB too — plenty of guys there don't actually use it
    16AnonymousAug 31, 2026 22:20
    Honestly I'd rather they bring in the ABS challenge system first
    Guess that's a pipe dream though
    Yomiuri, Hanshin, and SoftBank fans would fight it tooth and nail
    I can already picture them screaming "You're taking away our advantage!" lol
    34AnonymousAug 31, 2026 22:27
    Re: #16
    Apparently the data shows Hanshin, DeNA, and Nippon-Ham benefit while Seibu and Hiroshima get the short end of the stick
    17AnonymousAug 31, 2026 22:20
    Just copy everything MLB does already
    Why act all high and mighty about it
    Japanese baseball is nothing but players who couldn't cut it or get called up to the majors anyway
    25AnonymousAug 31, 2026 22:22
    Re: #17
    Speak Japanese, please (i.e. that made no sense)
    23AnonymousAug 31, 2026 22:21
    Feels like baseball can't function anymore without a ton of gadgets
    Is that really okay?
    42AnonymousAug 31, 2026 22:37
    Re: #23
    It's fine, isn't it
    Other sports are leaning more on machine judging too
    28AnonymousAug 31, 2026 22:24
    PitchCom is a system (a wireless communication device) that lets the pitcher and catcher (the battery) exchange signs for pitch type and location electronically during a game.

    Feels like this sport just keeps getting more and more of a hassle
    92AnonymousAug 31, 2026 23:17
    Re: #28
    They should hurry up and bring this to high school baseball too
    135AnonymousSep 1, 2026 00:37
    Re: #28
    The NFL's had something like this for 30 years already…
    30AnonymousAug 31, 2026 22:24
    Why do we have to keep matching whatever America does
    39AnonymousAug 31, 2026 22:36
    Re: #30
    Korea, for instance, has AI calling everything, and even turns their All-Star Game into a bunting contest — they're putting their own spin on things
    36AnonymousAug 31, 2026 22:31
    Are infielders allowed to wear one too?
    I think they do in MLB
    That should boost pickoff success rates and make for a more thrilling game
    136AnonymousSep 1, 2026 00:37
    Re: #36
    Sounds like they could relay a pickoff throw straight to wherever the runner's taking his lead
    41AnonymousAug 31, 2026 22:36
    The strike-call challenge system seems like the one that'd actually satisfy people the most, and they're not doing that one?
    43AnonymousAug 31, 2026 22:38
    Re: #41
    Forget challenges, just go full automated ABS
    44AnonymousAug 31, 2026 22:38
    What's with this "optional" thing
    That basically means they're not adopting it at all, right?
    49AnonymousAug 31, 2026 22:43
    Re: #44
    They're clearly saying they ARE adopting it
    It's just that whether to use it is a free choice — get it?
    48AnonymousAug 31, 2026 22:41
    Don't just use America's version
    That's just handing them our money
    51AnonymousAug 31, 2026 22:44
    Re: #48
    That thing's a piece of junk that breaks down constantly, so they probably won't use it
    54AnonymousAug 31, 2026 22:46
    Re: #48
    The hardware itself is simple enough — wouldn't they just have a domestic manufacturer build it?
    95AnonymousAug 31, 2026 23:19
    Keep rolling out all these gadgets one after another so the old geezers can't keep up anymore~ (jab at older, less tech-savvy fans)
    99AnonymousAug 31, 2026 23:20
    Re: #95
    It's not something you'd ever notice on TV or at the ballpark anyway, so nothing really changes

    Background and Key Points of Debate

    PitchCom is the wireless sign-relay device that saw widespread adoption in MLB starting around 2022, aimed partly at preventing sign stealing and partly at speeding up pace of play alongside the pitch clock. NPB’s farm teams have already been trialing it since partway through this season, so this notification isn’t a sudden policy shift but an extension of that groundwork. The thread’s main disagreement centered on how to interpret the word “optional” — some read it as “effectively not adopting it at all,” while others read it as “adoption itself is settled, and only whether individual players use it is a choice.” A number of posters also argued that the ABS challenge system should be a higher priority, though that’s a separate issue from this particular notification and isn’t part of the article’s primary source material. Details like whether infielders will be allowed to wear a device or whether this will extend to high school baseball remain unclear from this report alone.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Geinou/Sports Breaking News+) thread “Pro Baseball to Adopt “PitchCom” Next Season — Use Reportedly Optional, All 12 Teams Notified.”

  • Which Gundam Has Done the Least, Ever? 5ch Argues It Out

    A thread titled “Here’s the Gundam that accomplished the least” popped up on 5ch’s “Live: Anything Goes” board (Nanademo Jikkyo G). The first name thrown out was Wing Gundam from New Mobile Report Gundam Wing, but defenders pushed back fast — “it blocked the Libra cannon,” “it carried the Sank Kingdom battle” — turning things into anything but an open-and-shut case. From there, candidates piled up across series: Chaos Gundam from SEED, Schwarzette and Flauros from The Witch from Mercury, Gundam Virtue from SEED Destiny, G-Arcane, and more. It also raised the question of whether it’s even fair to compare “lead units that barely got a spotlight” against units that “were side characters to begin with, so of course they didn’t do much.”

    1AnonymousAug 29, 2026 19:38
    Probably this one — I don't even remember its name
    3AnonymousAug 29, 2026 19:40
    I have zero memory of Wing ever looking cool
    5AnonymousAug 29, 2026 19:41
    Re: #3
    Wing's safe — it once blocked the Libra cannon all by itself
    10AnonymousAug 29, 2026 19:42
    Re: #3
    It's safe, it carried the Party Night and Sank Kingdom battles hard
    Though it might still get nominated as the least active lead unit
    127AnonymousAug 29, 2026 20:39
    Re: #3
    For the big duel with the rival, they bring out Heavyarms of all things — pure chaos. Bring out the actual lead unit!
    7AnonymousAug 29, 2026 19:41
    Setting G Gundam's side characters aside,
    Gundam Abyss and Gundam Chaos probably did even less
    14AnonymousAug 29, 2026 19:44
    Re: #7
    Abyss at least got its moment shining underwater, so it's not as bad — but Chaos got zero spotlight before being written off, so it's the clear worst
    Weak enough to get shot down by a mass-production unit
    13AnonymousAug 29, 2026 19:44
    By that logic, the Gundam from G Gundam's also-ran nation did even less
    23AnonymousAug 29, 2026 19:47
    Re: #13
    It barely did anything and only showed up in one episode — the fact people are even still talking about it is impressive
    19AnonymousAug 29, 2026 19:46
    G Gundam's Gundam Fighters coalition showed viewers the light of the human heart
    29AnonymousAug 29, 2026 19:49
    Re: #19
    G Gundam actually traces the Universal Century Gundams pretty faithfully — it's just the tone that's the total opposite
    25AnonymousAug 29, 2026 19:48
    Honestly, this thing is worse than Flauros
    31AnonymousAug 29, 2026 19:50
    Re: #25
    No way. All Flauros ever did was knock down a cliff
    35AnonymousAug 29, 2026 19:52
    Schwarzette did even less than Lfrith Thorn
    For all that big-shot buildup, it wasn't even piloted by the final boss or by Guel — some random background character grabbed it, got into a sibling spat, and then it just vanished. End of story.
    51AnonymousAug 29, 2026 19:58
    Re: #35
    They never really meant to let Guel shine in the first place.
    Looking at Mika and Guel, it's clear Garrod wasn't just lucky to have good adults around him — the fact he can actually listen to other people, see himself objectively, reflect, and grow is huge
    60AnonymousAug 29, 2026 20:00
    Re: #51
    I get what you're saying, but Mikazuki and Garrod are actual protagonists, while Guel was a side character from the start — giving him half-baked spotlight is exactly what made things weird…
    If they were going to go that far, they should've just let him steal the show outright
    61AnonymousAug 29, 2026 20:02
    Re: #51
    First off, pushing the story so hard through Guel's POV was flat-out nuts
    If we're talking about Garrod's story, it'd be like the focus suddenly shifting to Enil for three-plus episodes for no reason
    And then in the end it just snapped back to treating him as side character #1 again — a lopsided structure
    42AnonymousAug 29, 2026 19:54
    45AnonymousAug 29, 2026 19:55
    Re: #42
    Weirdly, wasn't it too inactive to even land a Super Robot Wars appearance?
    59AnonymousAug 29, 2026 19:59
    Re: #42
    But it got built up as a serious threat in the fight with Domon, and it acted like a real leader and held its own against Devil Gundam
    46AnonymousAug 29, 2026 19:56
    Dug through search terms like my life depended on it and found its partner in crime!
    Though ngl this one's pretty forgettable too lol
    49AnonymousAug 29, 2026 19:58
    Re: #46
    I don't actually dislike Witch from Mercury's mecha designs, but
    aren't these two just way too phoned-in? Were they really meant to be such throwaway background units?
    62AnonymousAug 29, 2026 20:02
    Re: #46
    Kinda looks like a Gaza-C (a minor Zeon-lineage mobile suit from Zeta Gundam)
    47AnonymousAug 29, 2026 19:56

    Some mystery move called "Red Flag, C'mon"
    53AnonymousAug 29, 2026 19:58
    72AnonymousAug 29, 2026 20:06
    Asked the AI

    Blast Impulse and AGE-3 Orbital also came up as candidates
    75AnonymousAug 29, 2026 20:07
    Re: #72
    That AI's an amateur
    Try asking it "isn't Flauros less active though?" and it'll flip its answer instantly
    82AnonymousAug 29, 2026 20:09
    For real though, aren't there way too many recent units that did less than Mondo's Gundam Mk-II?
    85AnonymousAug 29, 2026 20:11
    Re: #82
    Mondo's actually a favored character with two whole episodes centered on him, believe it or not
    86AnonymousAug 29, 2026 20:11
    Re: #82
    Don't remember it well, but there's probably some Shuraku Team V Gundam that barely did anything either
    90AnonymousAug 29, 2026 20:15
    Everyone's probably forgotten G-Arcane even exists
    94AnonymousAug 29, 2026 20:16
    Re: #90
    It's safe — the Full Dress form is too dazzling to forget
    95AnonymousAug 29, 2026 20:16
    Re: #90
    That, plus Flauros and both Lfrith units —
    these are basically the Four Heavenly Kings of doing nothing (a stock phrase for a notorious top-four group)
    97AnonymousAug 29, 2026 20:19
    Are the GQuuuuuuX model kits actually selling?
    99AnonymousAug 29, 2026 20:20
    Re: #97
    They're going for 900 yen on the resale market now
    101AnonymousAug 29, 2026 20:21
    Re: #97
    They probably did sell, it's just that they shipped way too many
    100AnonymousAug 29, 2026 20:20
    Gundam Virtue, obviously lol

    Anyone even remember this thing? lol
    103AnonymousAug 29, 2026 20:22
    Re: #100
    I actually bought the model kit
    You know, the one where people joked "looks like there's something inside" — and there really was
    104AnonymousAug 29, 2026 20:23
    Re: #100
    If anything, it held its own pretty well
    110AnonymousAug 29, 2026 20:24
    Re: #100
    Raphael Gundam from the movie got treated way worse
    They turned it into a fake solar furnace and everything
    107AnonymousAug 29, 2026 20:24
    If we're naming the real culprit
    https://gzo.ai/i/PNtvEBB.png
    115AnonymousAug 29, 2026 20:29
    Re: #107
    What even is that image
    Opening it in Siki makes it look like it's floating up, that's kind of cool ngl lol

    Background and Key Points of the Debate

    Every Gundam series positions its lead unit differently, which makes it hard to apply one single yardstick for “accomplishments.” In the thread, names got tangled together across both the Universal Century and “Alternate” continuities — Abyss, which at least had underwater battles, Chaos, which got shot down by a mass-production unit, and the G-Gundam side-nation unit that appeared in only a single episode. Two main points of contention emerged. First, whether it’s fair to lump “lead units that barely got a spotlight” (Wing, Flauros, Schwarzette, and others) together with units that “were side characters to begin with, so naturally didn’t do much.” Second, commenters noted that character popularity and model-kit sales are a separate matter from actual combat performance on screen — units like Virtue and G-Arcane kept getting named precisely because they’re well-known despite having thin fight scenes. No single conclusion was reached, since everyone’s yardstick for “accomplishment” is different.

    *This article is compiled and summarized from the 5ch (Nanademo Jikkyo G) thread “Here’s the Gundam that accomplished the least…lol.”

  • Kai Asakura Scores TKO Win at UFC Shanghai — Second Straight Bantamweight Victory

    In the 11th bout on the card at UFC Fight Night “Nurmagomedov vs. Song” (August 29, Shanghai Oriental Sports Center, China), Kai Asakura (32) faced local Chinese fighter Aori Chiron (33) in a bantamweight matchup and won by TKO 34 seconds into Round 2. It’s his second straight win following his first UFC victory this past May, and his momentum since joining the promotion is drawing attention. On 5channel threads, opinions split over how to rate the opponent’s skill and the quality of the fight, while comparisons to his brother Mikuru Asakura’s ability and an eye-poke incident during the bout also became hot topics.

    MMA event “UFC Fight Night: Nurmagomedov vs. Song” (the 29th, Shanghai Oriental Sports Center, China) — 11th bout, bantamweight match

    Kai Asakura (32, JAPAN TOP TEAM), who fought in the card’s 11th bout, took on China’s own Aori Chiron (33) and won by TKO 34 seconds into Round 2.

    Following his first UFC win this past May, he’s now put together a solid two-fight winning streak.

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Read the original article here

    12AnonymousAug 29, 2026 22:05
    Panda-weight win streak, lmao (bantamweight → "panda-weight," get it?)
    His post-fight comments crack me up too lol lol lol
    25AnonymousAug 29, 2026 22:17
    If he's "ex-Chiron," what Chiron is he now?
    30AnonymousAug 29, 2026 22:20
    Re: #25
    Chinchirorin (a dice-gambling game — riffing off the "chiro" sound)
    31AnonymousAug 29, 2026 22:22
    Looked at the thread title's "Aori, ex-Chiron" — what's with the "ex"?
    Guess it really does say "Aori, ex-Chiron"
    39AnonymousAug 29, 2026 22:32
    Re: #31
    Looked at the thread title's "Aori, ex-Chiron" — what's with the "ex"?
    Oh, it's just "Aori Chiron"

    Yeah, my bad, typo'd it
    32AnonymousAug 29, 2026 22:24
    This isn't blowing up at all
    Nobody's even talking about it
    Guess all the buzz right now is really on Mikuru Asakura vs. Shinya Aoki
    34AnonymousAug 29, 2026 22:26
    Re: #32
    But there's not even a real debate about who wins that one
    Mikuru cruises to an easy win
    37AnonymousAug 29, 2026 22:30
    He's ridiculously fast for bantamweight
    But his defense is pretty leaky — take one clean shot and it's over
    46AnonymousAug 29, 2026 22:37
    Re: #37
    Was the weight cut really that brutal?
    Figured if he's cutting below his natural weight, sheer strength alone would carry him through
    44AnonymousAug 29, 2026 22:37
    The opponent's unranked, but he's not exactly weak either
    4-5 in the UFC — if he were actually weak, they wouldn't keep booking him for that many fights
    69AnonymousAug 29, 2026 23:00
    Re: #44
    Yeah, otherwise you get cut fast
    Japanese UFC fighters before him have kept getting cut too
    112AnonymousAug 30, 2026 00:03
    Re: #44
    The UFC keeps rebooking you even after a loss if you put on a good fight
    62AnonymousAug 29, 2026 22:50
    Who's actually stronger, him or his big brother?
    63AnonymousAug 29, 2026 22:51
    Re: #62
    The younger brother's stronger
    Though the older brother's way more famous
    75AnonymousAug 29, 2026 23:03
    What's even fun about winning when they just hand you a scrub?
    82AnonymousAug 29, 2026 23:07
    Re: #75
    Still, if you brought him back to RIZIN he'd blast guys like Naoki Inoue or Shinryu clean out for a KO
    87AnonymousAug 29, 2026 23:12
    The skill gap was obvious from round 1 even without the eye-poke thing
    But there was no need to claw at him with his fingers out like that while breaking away — the guy ended up with a scratch right near his eye from it
    No reason to break apart with his hand clawed like that
    Tsuruya, meanwhile, dominated by sticking to the game plan from the opening bell
    Content-wise, Tsuruya's performance was the better one
    90AnonymousAug 29, 2026 23:15
    Re: #87
    If Tsuruya fought Kai he'd get beaten to a pulp and lose
    Nothing but a future of getting wrecked, like Yuruka Sasaki was after coming back from the UFC
    105AnonymousAug 29, 2026 23:35
    Re: #87
    You're talking like an expert, but that wasn't "thumbing" — it's called an eye poke (two overlapping MMA foul terms, but "eye poke" is the accurate call here)
    88AnonymousAug 29, 2026 23:12
    That was a beautiful high kick
    The impact sound was insane, like a real *crack!*
    Can't wait to see what's next from him
    91AnonymousAug 29, 2026 23:17
    Re: #88
    Why doesn't Kyoma Akimoto ever throw low kicks, calf kicks, or high kicks?
    Even without trying to drop the guy, mixing in the occasional low kick alone would make his punches land more
    Since he never kicks, opponents just walk right into punching range without a care
    103AnonymousAug 29, 2026 23:29
    UFC might end up dominated by Japanese fighters too
    The overall level's been raised massively by RIZIN and Breaking Down
    107AnonymousAug 29, 2026 23:44
    Re: #103
    Lol

    No way, no way (lol)
    113AnonymousAug 30, 2026 00:04
    Re: #103
    Guys like Mecha-kun (a Breaking Down fighter's nickname) seem like they'd get popular
    116AnonymousAug 30, 2026 00:19
    Re: #103
    That's embarrassing


    Don't even joke about that
    122AnonymousAug 30, 2026 00:50
    Lol, they just fed him a washed-up Chinese veteran as a tune-up (ロートル/"laoto" = old-timer slang; かませ = designated fall guy)
    131AnonymousAug 30, 2026 01:16
    The UFC stage itself is top-tier, but the moment they hand you scrubs it's basically no different from fighting in RIZIN
    Well, that's more on the UFC's matchmaking than on Asakura himself though
    133AnonymousAug 30, 2026 01:48
    Re: #131
    Well, he got the super-VIP treatment of a title shot right in his debut, but he never once won at flyweight, so even back at his natural bantamweight there's no way they're throwing him straight at a ranked guy

    Background and Talking Points

    Kai Asakura, known along with his older brother Mikuru as part of a fighting family, built his résumé in RIZIN before joining the UFC this past May, and this marks his second straight win since then. The UFC generally builds fighters up by matching them against other unranked opponents first, and within the thread there were comments noting that “the opponent’s overall UFC record is 4-5, so he’s not that weak” and “even a loss doesn’t rule out getting rebooked if the fight looks good” — opinions split not just over who won, but over how to weigh the opponent’s caliber and the quality of the fight itself. One reply also corrected the contact that occurred mid-fight, noting that the accurate term is “eye poke” rather than “thumbing” — a distinction in foul terminology that’s easy for readers to mix up. Combined with the fact that the bout took place on the opponent’s home turf, the discussion ended up split over how to rate both the opponent and Asakura’s performance.

    This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5channel (Geinou/Sports News+) thread “[MMA/UFC] Kai Asakura Scores a Shocking Round 2 TKO on Enemy Turf — Crushes Local Chinese Fighter Aori “Ex”-Chiron for Second Straight Bantamweight Win.”

  • Japan Women’s Volleyball Crushes Iran for Bronze, Locks In 2027 World Cup Berth

    Japan’s women’s volleyball team swept Iran in straight sets in the bronze-medal match to claim third place. Missing the final meant Japan didn’t earn a Los Angeles Olympics berth through this tournament, but they did lock in qualification for next year’s World Cup. Yukiko Wada led the team with a match-high 19 points. On 5ch, commenters weighed in on the players’ height, defensive weaknesses, confusion over the sheer number of international tournaments, and whether this bronze medal even means anything.

    ■ Volleyball Asian Championship 2026, Women’s Bronze Medal Match: Japan vs. Iran (the 30th, Japan time, Tianjin, China)

    The “Asian Championship 2026” decides Asia’s No. 1 team, with the winner earning a berth at the 2028 Los Angeles Olympics. Japan’s women’s national team (world No. 6) beat Iran (world No. 38) in straight sets, 3-0 (25-21, 25-16, 26-24), in the bronze-medal match to take third place.

    Although Japan missed out on a Los Angeles Olympics berth at this tournament, they secured a spot at next year’s World Cup. At the 2027 World Cup, the top three finishers — excluding teams that have already qualified for the Olympics — will earn tickets to Los Angeles. The result gives Japan momentum heading into their next shot at an Olympic berth.

    Source: newsdig.tbs.co.jp / Original article here

    9AnonymousAug 30, 2026 19:20
    There used to be players around 185cm
    These heights are way too short now
    16AnonymousAug 30, 2026 19:23
    Re: #9
    Kawai said talented girls are getting scooped up by dance instead of volleyball — guess it's true (Kawai is a volleyball commentator)
    165AnonymousAug 30, 2026 22:22
    Re: #9
    Well, average height in Japan is trending down overall
    55AnonymousAug 30, 2026 19:36
    Re: #16
    Dance and volleyball don't really call for the same body type though, do they?
    69AnonymousAug 30, 2026 19:45
    Re: #55
    Some TV show said they went to a high school dance competition and saw a bunch of kids over 170cm with insane athleticism
    68AnonymousAug 30, 2026 19:45
    Defense is the real problem
    Offense is inconsistent too — that's how they ended up losing to Thailand
    75AnonymousAug 30, 2026 19:50
    Re: #68
    Bahaha lol (´・ω・`)
    78AnonymousAug 30, 2026 19:52
    Volleyball has way too many international tournaments
    I have no idea how many there are or how they even rank in importance
    79AnonymousAug 30, 2026 19:53
    Does finishing 3rd give any advantage going into the next tournament?
    101AnonymousAug 30, 2026 20:14
    Re: #79
    It gets them into the World Cup
    If they'd won this tournament, the LA Olympics spot would've been locked in
    94AnonymousAug 30, 2026 20:10
    Feels like the national volleyball team is always playing some tournament or other
    112AnonymousAug 30, 2026 20:30
    Soccer only managed to beat Tunisia too

    And baseball lost to Venezuela
    116AnonymousAug 30, 2026 20:39
    Re: #112
    And that Venezuela team went on to win the whole thing
    115AnonymousAug 30, 2026 20:39
    This bronze medal is meaningless
    119AnonymousAug 30, 2026 20:46
    Re: #115
    It does mean something — it gets them into the World Cup
    132AnonymousAug 30, 2026 21:23
    Re: #119
    No it doesn't
    Even finishing 4th with no medal at all still gets you into the World Cup
    128AnonymousAug 30, 2026 21:07
    Isn't it about time to drop Sato from the national team?
    Are there really no other tall attackers out there?
    131AnonymousAug 30, 2026 21:22
    Re: #128
    I hear Melissa Valdez might be joining, but it's kind of annoying to have people say 'they only won because of a foreign player' (a foreign-born player reportedly set to join the team)
    141AnonymousAug 30, 2026 21:46
    Re: #1
    They really dug in when it mattered
    Quite the contrast with that embarrassment of a men's soccer team ⚽ (the original uses a derogatory slur mocking the players as effeminate)
    144AnonymousAug 30, 2026 21:49
    Re: #141
    Nadeshiko [the women's soccer team] won their tournament though
    Weirdly, even after winning, they fired the foreign coach — made no sense
    155AnonymousAug 30, 2026 22:09
    Thailand took the title lol
    That pretty much kills Japan's LA Olympics hopes lol
    161AnonymousAug 30, 2026 22:18
    Re: #155
    They just need to finish in the top 3 at the World Cup

    Background and Key Points of This Discussion

    This tournament awarded a direct Los Angeles Olympics berth only to the champion, and since Japan missed the final, this bronze medal doesn’t directly translate into an Olympic ticket. What Japan did secure is a spot at next year’s World Cup, where a strong finish would reopen the road to Los Angeles. Thread comments split between “this bronze medal is meaningless” and “it matters because it gets them into the World Cup” — a disagreement partly rooted in confusion over how qualification rules differ between tournaments, since the fact that Olympic qualification hinges on the World Cup standings isn’t easy to grasp from the original article alone. It’s also worth noting that the theories about player height and talent being lost to dance are purely anonymous speculation, not substantiated claims.

    *This article is compiled and summarized from the 5ch (Entertainment/Sports Breaking News+) thread “Japan Women’s Volleyball Wins Bronze! Straight-Set Victory Over Iran Secures 2027 World Cup Berth — Yukiko Wada Leads Team With 19 Points / Asian Championship“.

  • ‘007 First Light’ Delayed a Third Time on Switch 2 — New Release Date Unknown

    “007: First Light,” which had been announced for a late-summer 2026 release on Nintendo Switch 2, saw its physical edition’s release postponed as of August 31. This marks the title’s third delay so far, with the publisher only saying a new release date will be announced later. On 5ch’s Hardware/Industry (Geha) board, the news sparked cross-platform arguments over how hard it is to port PS5-generation blockbusters given Switch 2’s processing power, as well as disagreements over frame rate and graphical differences between platforms — with posters even disputing whether the overseas version had been delayed too.

    2026-08-31

    Notice Regarding the Switch 2 Physical Edition Release Date

    Regarding Nintendo Switch™ 2 “007: First Light,” previously announced for a late-summer 2026 release: due to various circumstances, we will be announcing a new release date at a later time.

    Source: h2int.jp / Original article here

    11AnonymousAug 31, 2026 14:36
    Titles on this garbage hardware always get delayed and downgraded, huh
    15AnonymousAug 31, 2026 14:37
    Re: #11
    Come on, their trump-card new entry after 13 years and it's a downgrade to 30fps
    24AnonymousAug 31, 2026 14:46
    Re: #15
    There they go talking about GTA again
    16AnonymousAug 31, 2026 14:37
    With a delay this long it's not gonna sell decently
    If they're not even motivated, just cancel it — nobody'll miss it
    17AnonymousAug 31, 2026 14:38
    Re: #16
    Even without the delay, Xbox's leftover scraps wouldn't sell anyway (´・ω・`) ("ブビッチ" is 5ch slang mocking Xbox)
    22AnonymousAug 31, 2026 14:45
    It's only got PS4-level power, after all…
    Porting PS5-gen games is rough
    Indiana Jones must've worked really hard to pull that off
    23AnonymousAug 31, 2026 14:46
    Re: #22
    Indiana Jones runs at 60fps even on Series S, but they dropped it to 30fps here
    33AnonymousAug 31, 2026 14:56
    Anyway, 007 was already pretty badly infected with political correctness

    And people are still trying to use this as a bludgeon?
    39AnonymousAug 31, 2026 15:02
    Re: #38
    That's the amount of content even with all those constraints on PS5
    It's pathetic they haven't realized it's simply become impossible on Switch 2
    43AnonymousAug 31, 2026 15:04
    Re: #39
    Well, it does run on Series S too though
    45AnonymousAug 31, 2026 15:04
    Re: #43
    It doesn't even have ray tracing built in, and even 720p/30fps looks like a struggle
    46AnonymousAug 31, 2026 15:06
    Re: #43
    007 runs on Series S too, you know
    44AnonymousAug 31, 2026 15:04
    Guess the only big titles Switch 2 can properly run are PS4-gen games. PS5-gen blockbusters probably just aren't happening on it.
    47AnonymousAug 31, 2026 15:07
    Re: #44
    So Resident Evil 9 just got swept under the rug then?
    49AnonymousAug 31, 2026 15:09
    Re: #47
    Resident Evil 9 barely has any flashy scenes anyway
    52AnonymousAug 31, 2026 15:10
    Re: #47
    Resident Evil and Pragmata are basically PS4-gen-style games anyway
    53AnonymousAug 31, 2026 15:10
    Resident Evil 9, Pragmata, and Onimusha all could've done so much more if they'd just ignored Switch 2
    55AnonymousAug 31, 2026 15:11
    Re: #53
    All of those sold worse than on PS5, so it's a moot point anyway
    59AnonymousAug 31, 2026 15:14
    Re: #53
    Don't trash-talk Wilds — it ended up getting a Switch 2 version tacked on later against its will
    60AnonymousAug 31, 2026 15:15
    "It's only barely better than PS4, so AAA ports struggle" — I don't think it's just about raw power
    Feels like Switch 2 has some fundamental issue that makes it hard to develop for
    Even Nintendo's own development speed has slowed down on Switch 2
    63AnonymousAug 31, 2026 15:18
    Re: #60
    True that
    Way too many games are getting delayed
    64AnonymousAug 31, 2026 15:18
    Too bad this title has no Sony involvement
    Things always get boring the moment Sony gets involved, huh
    65AnonymousAug 31, 2026 15:24
    Re: #64
    Sony's first-party lineup is a total wipeout, huh ("SFC" = forum shorthand for Sony First-party Company)
    82AnonymousAug 31, 2026 16:10
    Don't really care about Western games, but it'll probably come out next year
    It was shown at Nintendo's Gamescom thing or whatever
    83AnonymousAug 31, 2026 16:26
    Re: #82
    Borderlands 4, which was shown at last year's Tokyo Game Show, is indefinitely delayed though…
    88AnonymousAug 31, 2026 16:45


    With so many games releasing, of course a few are gonna get delayed
    98AnonymousAug 31, 2026 17:59
    Xbox Series S
    Internal resolution: approx. 720p native
    Frame rate: locked 30 FPS

    Sounds like a low-CPU-load game, so maybe they're struggling with handheld mode? 🤔
    99AnonymousAug 31, 2026 18:03
    Re: #98
    When switching to handheld mode, they have to instantly adapt to the lowered clock speed, so that could well be where they're struggling
    Especially for developers without much prior Switch development experience
    102AnonymousAug 31, 2026 18:23
    Re: #98
    If the CPU load is low, it should hit 60fps on Series S too, like Indiana Jones did
    115AnonymousAug 31, 2026 20:03
    By the way, this delay is specifically for the Japanese physical version — there's been no delay announcement overseas at all
    A different publisher handles it in Japan, so something must be going on there

    Looks like it'll release overseas normally within the year
    120AnonymousAug 31, 2026 20:25
    Re: #115
    In past delay announcements too, they say "physical version" because of the translation, but the download version has been delayed right along with it
    It's delayed overseas as well

    https://x.com/H2InteractiveJP/status/2003725170737840501
    [Release Delay Notice] Regarding the PS5/Switch 2 physical version of "007 First Light": the release has been delayed to May 27, 2026 to improve quality
    128AnonymousAug 31, 2026 21:18
    If they released it Elden-Ring-style, it'd outsell the other platforms — what a waste
    129AnonymousAug 31, 2026 21:27
    Re: #128
    No way it'd sell that well lol
    Elden Ring had already hit 1 million in Japan and 30 million worldwide before the Switch 2 version even came out
    DMC5 bombed hard on it, remember
    130AnonymousAug 31, 2026 21:37
    Re: #128
    Even Trails, which used to be glued to PlayStation, looks like it'll sell better on Switch 2 anyway

    Background and Talking Points

    The delay announced this time applies to the Japanese physical edition, and within the thread opinions split between claims that “the overseas version hasn’t been delayed” and counterpoints noting that past delay announcements actually covered the download version too — leaving it unclear just how much of this is a Japan-only issue. The debate over Switch 2’s performance isn’t unique to this title; it’s discussed as part of a broader trend of PS5-generation ports being repeatedly delayed or scrapped, and the perennial argument over where to compromise on frame rate versus graphical quality between platforms keeps resurfacing on the Geha board. What readers may easily misread is that the official announcement is worded as being “regarding the physical edition,” which on its own reads as if the download version is unaffected — but posters in the thread shared past experience showing that both versions were actually delayed together.

    *This article is compiled and summarized from the 5ch (Hardware/Industry (Geha)) thread “Switch 2 version of “007 First Light” delayed a third time. New release date unknown…“

  • Yuha Yamazaki Announces 5th Single “Osahou-san”

    Yuha Yamazaki, formerly of BEYOOOOONDS, has announced the release of her 5th single, “Osahou-san.” The announcement sparked a thread on 5ch’s Hello! Project (“Halpro”) board, drawing plenty of reactions.

    What stood out in the thread was the split in opinion over whether leaving Hello! Project was actually the right call for her. Some posters were positive, arguing that “the release pace is fast and the costumes look expensive — leaving clearly meant something.” Others were more sarcastic, saying things like “isn’t this just Hello! Project with a different label?” and “this is the most BEYOOOOONDS thing she’s ever done.” As of this writing, no composer has been officially confirmed — only names floated as speculation within the thread.

    Yuha Yamazaki

    @yuhane_official

    5th Single “Osahou-san” — Release Confirmed‼

    Source: ultravybe.lnk.to / Original article here

    2AnonymousAug 29, 2026 13:47
    Is this some kind of kids' show tie-in?
    20AnonymousAug 29, 2026 13:51
    Re: #2
    But if Sho Hoshibe is composing, she's got that E-Tele (NHK's kids' channel) connection
    7AnonymousAug 29, 2026 13:48
    Going the HANAKIN route, huh
    12AnonymousAug 29, 2026 13:49
    Re: #7
    Let's outsource the web promo to Karin-chan
    15AnonymousAug 29, 2026 13:51
    Wow, she's already got five singles out
    29AnonymousAug 29, 2026 13:55
    Re: #15
    Digitally, yes
    Physically the only release was her 1st EP — this is actually her 1st physical single
    17AnonymousAug 29, 2026 13:51
    So this is what she left to go do?
    19AnonymousAug 29, 2026 13:51
    I think this is what people call 'losing your way'
    22AnonymousAug 29, 2026 13:52
    She quit because she hated Hello! Project's direction, and now she's… doing Hello! Project
    23AnonymousAug 29, 2026 13:53
    She quit BEYOOOOONDS but she's being more BEYOOOOONDS than ever
    43AnonymousAug 29, 2026 13:58
    Re: #23
    Right? lol
    24AnonymousAug 29, 2026 13:53
    Isn't she basically becoming a cautionary tale, showing current Hello! Project members what happens if you leave?
    25AnonymousAug 29, 2026 13:53
    Is Yuhane-chan heading down the 'jack of all trades, master of none' path?
    26AnonymousAug 29, 2026 13:54
    Isn't this just Hello! Project with a different label?
    27AnonymousAug 29, 2026 13:54
    If this is the plan, she'd have been better off staying in BEYOOOOONDS
    28AnonymousAug 29, 2026 13:54
    If she's going this route anyway, Yuha should just cover 'Haniwa na Dance'
    60AnonymousAug 29, 2026 14:06
    Ditch the colored contacts
    They're killing her naturally pretty eyes
    68AnonymousAug 29, 2026 14:10
    Re: #60
    Nah, they actually give her a nice vibe
    65AnonymousAug 29, 2026 14:08
    How do you even read this title?
    87AnonymousAug 29, 2026 14:18
    Re: #65
    Wait, are you being serious?
    67AnonymousAug 29, 2026 14:09
    Hasn't she never had a physical release event before?
    79AnonymousAug 29, 2026 14:16
    Re: #67
    There was the EP album
    70AnonymousAug 29, 2026 14:11







    77AnonymousAug 29, 2026 14:15
    Curious who's composing this one
    88AnonymousAug 29, 2026 14:18
    Re: #77
    Either detch or Kuroma
    97AnonymousAug 29, 2026 14:23
    The work rate makes me think her whole complaint about leaving BEYOOOOONDS really was about release pace
    109AnonymousAug 29, 2026 14:27
    Re: #97
    Well yeah, if you're stuck in a group that only releases once a year, of course the frustration builds up
    106AnonymousAug 29, 2026 14:26
    So, is it actually selling?
    107AnonymousAug 29, 2026 14:27
    Re: #106
    Uh, it hasn't even gone on sale yet?
    110AnonymousAug 29, 2026 14:28
    Hello! Project is turning into an underground-idol mass-production factory
    https://e.usen.com/image/3b08b73734b4b523422ba1e05a796d99491e63b5.jpg
    112AnonymousAug 29, 2026 14:29
    I thought she'd go do more mainstream, sparkly idol stuff
    Guess that means there was no point leaving BEYOOOOONDS after all
    115AnonymousAug 29, 2026 14:31
    Re: #112
    The release pace is insanely fast
    She gets to sing the whole song solo, start to finish
    The costumes clearly cost money

    Isn't that already reason enough that leaving was worth it?
    131AnonymousAug 29, 2026 15:03
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    6:00 PM · Aug 28, 2026

    Background and Key Points of This Topic

    “Osahou-san” is the 5th single announced by Yuha Yamazaki, formerly of BEYOOOOONDS, with the announcement coming not through a major label but via the distribution-link service “ultravybe.” Thread opinion split on a single question: was leaving Hello! Project actually the “right” choice for her? Some posters pointed to the costumes, creative freedom, and fast release pace as evidence that it was, while others took a cooler view, saying things like “she just switched labels” or “she’s doing the same kind of thing she did in BEYOOOOONDS.” As for the composer, names like “detch” and “Kuroma” came up, but it’s worth noting these are just speculation within the thread at this point, not an official announcement. Also, while this is being called her 5th single, some replies noted that physical distribution has only happened once before, with her 1st EP — meaning this is actually her first physical single — pointing to a career built mainly around digital releases. The fact that the title itself is hard to read also became a talking point.

    *This article was compiled from excerpts and a summary of the 5ch (Hello! Project board) thread “[Breaking] Yuha Yamazaki Announces 5th Single “Osahou-san”‼.”

  • Kuwata Masumi’s Son Matt Was Torn Over His Career Path — Shigeo Nagashima Pushed Him Forward; 5ch: ‘Parenting Is a Gamble’

    On “24-Hour Television 49” (aired August 30), a reenactment segment covered the career path of Matt, the son of former Yomiuri Giants ace Masumi Kuwata and now a TV personality. Though everyone around him expected Matt to become a pro baseball player, he chose a different path — and the segment revealed that Shigeo Nagashima had encouraged him, saying “Let him keep growing as he is.” Following the broadcast, 5ch lit up with opinions from all angles: takes on Kuwata’s parenting, comparisons to Kazuhiro Kiyohara’s son, and comments lamenting Matt’s wasted baseball talent.

    Masumi Kuwata’s Son Matt Was Uncertain About His Future — Shigeo Nagashima Pushed Him Forward: “Let Him Keep Growing As He Is”

    Nippon TV’s “24-Hour Television 49” aired on the 30th. It revealed an episode involving Giants Lifetime Honorary Manager Shigeo Nagashima, concerning Matt, the son of former pro baseball player Masumi Kuwata and now a TV personality.

    This year’s theme was “My Family’s Story — Who Do You Think Of?” Born as the son of Kuwata, the Giants’ ace pitcher, Matt was fervently expected by those around him to become a “professional baseball player.” The story of Matt and his parents was turned into a reenactment drama and aired on the program.

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Original article here

    3AnonymousAug 30, 2026 19:12
    Same old irresponsible Nagashima. Also, don't go asking advice from a guy who failed at parenting.
    15AnonymousAug 30, 2026 19:18
    Re: #3
    It's not so much "failed" — I don't think Nagashima actually parented at all. He just supplied the seed, planted it, and paid the bills. That's it.
    48AnonymousAug 30, 2026 19:34
    Re: #3
    You didn't watch it, huh. Nobody asked him for advice — Nagashima just volunteered his opinion on his own, and it seemed more like it made Kuwata start questioning himself.
    142AnonymousAug 30, 2026 20:49
    Re: #3
    Wait, did someone screw up here?
    4AnonymousAug 30, 2026 19:13
    Wasn't Matt still in elementary school back when Nagashima was still healthy?
    154AnonymousAug 30, 2026 21:17
    Re: #4
    He could still talk in his later years though.
    6AnonymousAug 30, 2026 19:13
    Kuwata's son turns out like this, while Kiyohara's son grew up so straight-laced. Cracks me up.
    178AnonymousAug 30, 2026 21:45
    Re: #6
    Maybe Kuwata worried too much about his kid? Kiyohara probably barely had any time to fuss over his.
    197AnonymousAug 30, 2026 23:19
    Re: #6
    Credit should go to Kiyohara's wife.
    21AnonymousAug 30, 2026 19:21
    If he'd been abused, constantly mocked for his looks, or grew up dirt poor, I could see how trauma or an inferiority complex might push someone into plastic-surgery addiction. But even with a parent like Kuwata giving him plenty of love and money, it still turns out like this. Parenting really is a gamble.
    102AnonymousAug 30, 2026 20:13
    Re: #21
    Masumi is a really theory-driven guy, so who knows how his son actually felt as a kid.
    159AnonymousAug 30, 2026 21:18
    Re: #21
    Even rich people get plastic surgery — that happens regardless.
    160AnonymousAug 30, 2026 21:18
    Re: #21
    Kuwata got trashed by the tabloids constantly during his playing days, so maybe that's part of why his kid turned out a bit twisted.
    27AnonymousAug 30, 2026 19:23
    He was called "Matt" in the segment too — is that his real name?
    92AnonymousAug 30, 2026 20:04
    Re: #27
    Anticipating an eventual MLB career, the Kuwatas had already decided to call their firstborn "Mikey" and their second son "Matt" before they were even born.
    31AnonymousAug 30, 2026 19:26
    Even if you beat some sense into him to stop it, that's not going to make him actually come to terms with it emotionally.
    33AnonymousAug 30, 2026 19:27
    Re: #31
    That'd just trigger a tantrum and make things worse. People prone to tantrums can't be controlled by those around them.
    36AnonymousAug 30, 2026 19:28
    If your kid ends up killing himself, the parents never recover from that. Kuwata made the right call.
    38AnonymousAug 30, 2026 19:31
    Re: #36
    Plastic surgery addiction is a genuine illness though. The parents not being able to say a single word about it and letting it get to that state — that's absolutely the wrong call, no?
    42AnonymousAug 30, 2026 19:31
    Re: #38
    But you were raised the "wrong" way too, weren't you!
    163AnonymousAug 30, 2026 21:20
    Re: #38
    So how would you have corrected him, then?
    56AnonymousAug 30, 2026 19:40
    No idea if he's thriving, but he's still got more charm than Kishitani's or Takanohana's sons.
    179AnonymousAug 30, 2026 21:46
    Re: #56
    True, he doesn't have that peculiar hostility toward his parents that messed-up people usually have.
    98AnonymousAug 30, 2026 20:09
    Kazushige might have earned it on his own merits after entering showbiz, but he got in way too easily. Having Sanma's backing was an absolutely massive advantage.
    108AnonymousAug 30, 2026 20:17
    Re: #98
    Wasn't Kazushige being pushed from behind by Burning Production? So it was really his dad's connections?
    119AnonymousAug 30, 2026 20:25
    The very fact that this kind of story is even coming up tells you the son has a father complex and the dad is overprotective. At 32, you're way past the age where your parents should still be involved like this. That kind of thing is for your teens or early twenties at most. 32 is basically middle-aged if you're unlucky.
    121AnonymousAug 30, 2026 20:27
    Re: #119
    Well, since Nagashima has already passed away, this whole episode is just a story from the past…
    124AnonymousAug 30, 2026 20:30
    Re: #121
    If it's a story from the past, then his dad doesn't matter anymore. His dad won't be around forever either, and once the TV industry drops him — which could happen anytime — he'll have to earn his own living purely on his own merits. It's not like he can coast on being a TV personality forever without any standout talent. There's no guarantee Matt will still have his current celebrity status when he's in his 40s, 50s, or 60s.
    165AnonymousAug 30, 2026 21:23
    Re: #124
    Tsunku's drama was about the past too, you know. Are we only allowed to talk about the present unless it's a drama?
    125AnonymousAug 30, 2026 20:31
    I always thought Kuwata was a solid, sensible guy, but seeing that segment made me think he's actually kind of a slapdash parent.
    131AnonymousAug 30, 2026 20:36
    Re: #125
    A child is a mirror of their parent, after all.
    132AnonymousAug 30, 2026 20:37
    Re: #125
    Going soft on your own kid — that's a classic parenting pitfall.
    146AnonymousAug 30, 2026 21:01
    I figured, well, if he had no talent then quitting was the right call — but watching the show, it looks like he actually had a lot of baseball talent. Having talent but no motivation seems like such a waste from the outside, but I guess if the guy himself isn't motivated, there's nothing you can do about it.
    192AnonymousAug 30, 2026 22:43
    Re: #146
    Just looking at something you can't control, like his height, his potential was already above average. And I don't mean the kind of height you can fake with surgery these days — I mean the kind of tall build that actually lets you play sports properly. He may well have inherited baseball talent too, and his parents might have sensed it. But since they didn't force him to keep playing when he didn't want to, and it didn't push him toward delinquency, I'd say that's not bad parenting.
    162AnonymousAug 30, 2026 21:20
    I honestly don't get why Shigeo Nagashima and Yujiro Ishihara were so popular.
    187AnonymousAug 30, 2026 22:14
    Re: #162
    Nagashima at least had real achievements to back it up. As for Yujiro Ishihara, his family was rich, so I think they just let him do whatever he wanted.
    166AnonymousAug 30, 2026 21:24
    Matt's basically IKKO's successor, right? (IKKO — flamboyant Japanese makeup artist/TV personality)
    170AnonymousAug 30, 2026 21:29
    Re: #166
    IKKO's actual profession is makeup artistry, though.

    Background and Key Points of This Story

    Masumi Kuwata is a former professional baseball player who starred as an ace pitcher for the Seibu Lions and the Yomiuri Giants; after retiring, he also served as manager and coach for Samurai Japan. His son Matt was expected by everyone around him to become a professional baseball player, but chose a different path and now works as a TV personality. In this episode of “24-Hour Television 49” (aired August 30, 2026), a reenactment drama revealed the story of how Shigeo Nagashima encouraged Matt at a time when he was torn over his career path. On 5ch, opinions split between those who viewed Kuwata’s parenting as “soft” or “overprotective” and those who praised it as “respecting his son’s own wishes instead of crushing his talent.” Comments comparing Kuwata to other prominent baseball players’ parenting — such as Kazuhiro Kiyohara and his son — were also prominent. Note that replies containing speculation or unverified claims about Matt’s appearance have been omitted from this article.

    *This article is compiled as excerpts and a summary of the 5ch (Geisoku Sokuho+) thread “[Baseball] Masumi Kuwata: Son Matt Was Uncertain About His Future, Shigeo Nagashima Pushed Him Forward with “Let Him Keep Growing As He Is” — Revealed on 24-Hour Television.”