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  • New rice crop drops to the ¥1,000s, lines form outside stores — 5ch: “I only buy new rice because I want the wholesalers to lose money”

    With the new rice season underway, rice prices keep falling. New-crop rice has finally dropped into the ¥1,000 range, and supermarkets are seeing lines out the door. A set-meal restaurant in Tokyo has brought back “free rice refills,” winning back customers, and convenience stores are starting to discount their rice balls too. The thread filled up with photos of in-store prices from Seiyu, Don Quijote, Japan Meat, and other chains around the country, showing that last year’s older rice sits unsold even at discount prices while shoppers rush to buy the new crop. Opinions split between those who say old rice is good enough and those who insist it has to be new rice.

    With the new rice season here, rice prices keep falling.

    Supermarkets have seen huge lines forming. New-crop rice has even dropped into the ¥1,000 range.

    “Itt!” sent a reporter to a set-meal restaurant in Tokyo.

    Source: topics.smt.docomo.ne.jp / Original article here

    22AnonymousSep 9, 2026 15:11
    Rice wholesaler

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    29AnonymousSep 9, 2026 15:13
    Re: #22
    Hold it till the company goes under, lol
    42AnonymousSep 9, 2026 15:15
    Re: #22
    Getting stuck with 50 tons of your favorite rice makes you the luckiest man in Japan
    135AnonymousSep 9, 2026 15:28
    Re: #22
    You guys are the ones who bid the price up, lol
    25AnonymousSep 9, 2026 15:12
    Wait…
    Isn't this the flood-damaged rice from Chiba?!
    35AnonymousSep 9, 2026 15:14
    Re: #25
    I hate sharp-eyed citizens like you (a riff on a famous anime villain line)
    31AnonymousSep 9, 2026 15:13
    Re: #1

    Agriculture Minister Suzuki:
    "Prices should be decided by the market"
    83AnonymousSep 9, 2026 15:21
    Last year's rice
    Nobody buys it even at fire-sale prices under ¥2,000
    Piled up and unsold

    Seiyu



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    98AnonymousSep 9, 2026 15:23
    Re: #83
    I'd prefer pre-washed rice
    222AnonymousSep 9, 2026 15:38
    Re: #83
    Why get in the way of new rice like this
    When they could just use it for the stockpile reserves that are running short, or as feed rice
    94AnonymousSep 9, 2026 15:22
    Last year's Koshihikari
    Nobody buys it even under ¥2,000

    Japan Meat


    105AnonymousSep 9, 2026 15:24
    New-crop Akitakomachi, ¥1,780


    New-crop Akitakomachi down from ¥1,999 to ¥1,850 — Don Quijote
    119AnonymousSep 9, 2026 15:26
    Re: #105
    Don Quijote's cheap
    Might as well just buy rice there from now on, lol
    115AnonymousSep 9, 2026 15:25
    It's not that consumers are turning away from rice —
    it's producers turning away from rice
    130AnonymousSep 9, 2026 15:27
    Re: #115
    If push comes to shove they can just lift the ban on imported rice, so nobody's actually in trouble
    142AnonymousSep 9, 2026 15:28
    Re: #115
    If you can only afford to grow expensive rice, you might as well quit already
    131AnonymousSep 9, 2026 15:27
    You guys really want new rice that badly? Last year's harvest is good enough for you
    141AnonymousSep 9, 2026 15:28
    Re: #131
    Old rice is fine by me,
    but once new-rice season hits, everything except new rice
    mysteriously vanishes from the shelves, so I can't buy it
    150AnonymousSep 9, 2026 15:29
    Re: #131
    I only buy new rice because I want the wholesalers to lose money
    163AnonymousSep 9, 2026 15:31
    For curry you don't need new rice. Old rice or blended rice is fine
    Also, using new rice for fried rice is a waste
    172AnonymousSep 9, 2026 15:32
    Re: #163
    You go ahead and buy the pricey old rice
    We'll be buying the cheap new rice
    177AnonymousSep 9, 2026 15:32
    Re: #163
    New rice is essential for grilled fish

    You can't eat that with old rice
    191AnonymousSep 9, 2026 15:34
    Lining up for over 5 hours just to save a lousy ¥1,000 or ¥2,000
    There's something wrong with these people's brains
    209AnonymousSep 9, 2026 15:36
    Re: #191
    Beats sitting around the house doing nothing except getting up to use the bathroom
    218AnonymousSep 9, 2026 15:37
    Re: #191
    I don't know where it says 5 hours,
    but that's got to be old folks with nothing but time on their hands and no job
    normal people would rather spend those hours working and earning money
    230AnonymousSep 9, 2026 15:39
    You fools
    If you all rush to buy here, you'll throw off supply and demand and prices will go up
    You're all sitting on stockpiles already, aren't you
    Eat through what you've got before buying more
    I'll make a special exception and buy cheap right now
    246AnonymousSep 9, 2026 15:41
    Re: #230
    No household is dumb enough to stockpile and keep buying — the longer it sits before you eat it, the worse it tastes
    248AnonymousSep 9, 2026 15:42
    Re: #246
    There are people out there sitting on enough to sell, you know
    254AnonymousSep 9, 2026 15:42
    Re: #246
    I just don't get the mindset of hoarding milled rice
    243AnonymousSep 9, 2026 15:40
    ¥1,500 for 5kg
    ¥3,000 for 10kg

    That's about the fair price

    On sale: ¥990 for 5kg, ¥2,300 for 10kg
    251AnonymousSep 9, 2026 15:42
    Re: #243
    Well, that's the price I'd pay — if it's not that price, I just won't buy, I've already found plenty of alternatives anyway
    250AnonymousSep 9, 2026 15:42
    There was rice at ¥1,980 at my local supermarket, but it turned out to be from 1995 (Heisei 7)
    Looks like people who don't check carefully are getting fooled into buying it
    Why would anyone pay that when the 1996 (Heisei 8) crop is ¥2,350
    256AnonymousSep 9, 2026 15:43
    Re: #250
    Wait, Heisei?! Seriously?!
    258AnonymousSep 9, 2026 15:43
    Re: #250
    Isn't it weird that a 1995 crop is cheap? There's got to be something off about it

    Background and key points of this discussion

    What sparked debate in the thread was whether the price drop applies to “new-crop rice” or to “last year’s older rice.” Photos from Seiyu and Japan Meat showed old rice going unsold even under ¥2,000, revealing a trend of consumers prioritizing new rice instead. An image purportedly showing Agriculture Minister Suzuki saying “prices should be decided by the market” was also posted, splitting opinion over letting the market set prices. At the same time, there were level-headed comments questioning whether the time and effort of waiting in line is really worth it, and warnings that bulk-buying during a price dip would only distort supply and demand — so this isn’t simply a case of “cheaper prices, great news.” It’s worth noting that all the in-store price photos are individual posts, and differences by time or store location can’t be confirmed from the article alone.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (News Speed+) thread “Long lines finally form for new rice in the ¥1,000 range! Set-meal restaurant brings back free refills as customers return, convenience store rice balls get cheaper too.”

  • Yen Hits 140s Against the Dollar—5ch Users Can’t Agree on What Counts as “Fair”

    On September 9, 2026, after the yen slid into the 140s against the dollar in foreign exchange trading, a breaking-news thread went up on 5ch’s “Nandemo Jikkyo G” (Live Commentary) board. Posters piled in with wildly opposing wishes—”still not weak enough, let it break past 120,” “hurry up and bring it back to 100–110″—and opinions on the “right” exchange rate ended up scattered anywhere from the 100s to the 300s. The thread laid bare the gap between investors welcoming the weak yen and everyday people who hate rising prices, with talk of familiar price hikes—like Bireley’s soft drinks going up—mixed into the debate.

    1AnonymousSep 9, 2026 13:34
    is right around the corner
    5AnonymousSep 9, 2026 13:36
    There's no way there's still some slowpoke out there who hasn't cashed in their NISA (tax-free investment account), right?
    This is only the opening act of rate hikes—keep holding and you're in for a world of pain.
    15AnonymousSep 9, 2026 13:39
    Whether it's climbing or falling, it moves way too fast.
    16AnonymousSep 9, 2026 13:40
    Let's keep it simple: 1 dollar = 1 yen.
    19AnonymousSep 9, 2026 13:41
    Companies: "The yen's weak, so prices are going up… can't be helped 😥"
    Companies when the yen strengthens: "Oh really? 🙄"
    21AnonymousSep 9, 2026 13:42
    Still way too weak
    Keep going till we break through 120.
    23AnonymousSep 9, 2026 13:42
    Hurry up and get it back to 100~110 yen already 😠
    27AnonymousSep 9, 2026 13:43
    A strong yen has zero upside
    because prices that got hiked during the weak-yen period never come back down.
    So a weak yen's better—it's nothing but upside.
    29AnonymousSep 9, 2026 13:45
    Wouldn't it only be fair if it were 1 dollar = 1 yen?
    Why does America get to just act like their country's automatically the strongest?
    49AnonymousSep 9, 2026 14:06
    Re: #29
    Should we just send it back to 360, then?
    103AnonymousSep 9, 2026 14:53
    Re: #29
    If it's 1 yen, that'd make it 1 cent.
    33AnonymousSep 9, 2026 13:47
    [Sad news] Bireley's juice price breaks through the ceiling


    The weak yen is hell.
    37AnonymousSep 9, 2026 13:53
    Re: #33
    Only 10% fruit juice and it costs this much? That's overkill.
    46AnonymousSep 9, 2026 14:05
    Re: #33
    It's not a daily necessity, so it can be pricey, no big deal.
    75AnonymousSep 9, 2026 14:32
    Re: #33
    It tastes like garbage—who's even buying this?
    Wouldn't touch it unless I were stranded in the middle of a desert.
    36AnonymousSep 9, 2026 13:53
    You guys have nothing going on but Monster Strike anyway, so who cares 🤣
    94AnonymousSep 9, 2026 14:45
    Re: #36
    I play Uma Musume too, don't underestimate me 😤😤😤
    41AnonymousSep 9, 2026 13:57
    120 yen, please.
    If that's not possible, 130.
    44AnonymousSep 9, 2026 14:03
    Re: #41
    This feels like haggling over a price on Mercari (Japan's flea-market resale app).
    47AnonymousSep 9, 2026 14:05
    I'm heading overseas soon—if I do some "kankin," does the rate apply right away? (joking pun: 監禁 "locking someone up" sounds identical to 換金 "cashing out currency")
    53AnonymousSep 9, 2026 14:09
    Re: #47
    Never locked anyone up before, so I wouldn't know.
    57AnonymousSep 9, 2026 14:11
    Re: #47
    Handle it properly yourself.
    Take it to an exchange counter and they'll often shift the rate by a few yen and call it a "fee"—
    the more you exchange, the more you get ripped off.
    59AnonymousSep 9, 2026 14:15
    Apparently at 120 yen, Japan comfortably overtakes Germany's GDP again.
    Guess that's about the right level, then.
    61AnonymousSep 9, 2026 14:16
    Re: #59
    If it all comes down to the exchange rate,
    that just means it's a meaningless indicator.
    68AnonymousSep 9, 2026 14:22
    If only it could get back to around 130 like it was back then.
    71AnonymousSep 9, 2026 14:29
    I think somewhere between 120 and 135 is fair
    even though my S&P 500 holdings would take a temporary hit.
    80AnonymousSep 9, 2026 14:35
    Re: #71
    If anything, that's a good deal—you get to buy way more.
    72AnonymousSep 9, 2026 14:31
    Think about the country's actual strength and it's obvious this is temporary
    a strong yen won't last.
    77AnonymousSep 9, 2026 14:33
    Re: #72
    Given the country's actual strength, the yen's too weak to begin with.
    76AnonymousSep 9, 2026 14:33
    180 to 200 yen is probably about right.
    82AnonymousSep 9, 2026 14:36
    Re: #76
    Shinzo Abe: "Once it hits 300 yen, Japan's economy will be revived."
    79AnonymousSep 9, 2026 14:35
    There's no way some dummy out there is infinitely averaging down on a long dollar-yen position, right?
    84AnonymousSep 9, 2026 14:36
    Re: #79
    Either infinite averaging-down or a double-or-nothing revenge trade.
    85AnonymousSep 9, 2026 14:37
    Re: #79
    A "short sleeper." (pun: also reads as someone stuck holding a losing short position)
    107AnonymousSep 9, 2026 14:55
    Someone who actually knows this stuff, explain it to me.
    At the end of the day, is the weak yen actually a bad thing? Companies exporting overseas sell more and the economy does better because of it, right?
    I don't really get it.
    110AnonymousSep 9, 2026 14:57
    Re: #107
    Don't worry about it.

    Background and Key Points of This Debate

    This thread sprang up after the yen slid into the 140s against the dollar, with 5ch users each weighing in on where the “right” exchange rate should actually sit. The fact that opinions scattered anywhere from the 100–110 range to 180–300 is itself evidence that there’s no clear “correct answer” for either a weak or a strong yen. Exporters and people holding stocks or other investment assets tend to welcome a weak yen, while everyday consumers who feel the pinch from pricier imports, overseas travel, and daily goods tend to want a stronger one. One comment in the thread—that prices raised during a weak-yen period don’t come back down once the yen strengthens—points to something that’s easy to overlook when thinking about the relationship between exchange rates and prices, and shows that the simple “weak yen bad, strong yen good” framing doesn’t fully capture reality. As a side note, the exchange about “360 yen” was a joke referencing the fixed-rate era that lasted until 1971—worth noting that Japan operates under a completely different, floating-rate system today.

    *This article is compiled from excerpts and a summary of the 5ch (“Nandemo Jikkyo G”) thread “[Breaking] Yen Hits 140s Against the Dollar.”

  • Komeo, Who Apologized for Food Poisoning, Caught Reusing Spoons at ‘Kani wo’ Too — 5ch: ‘Good Thing Nobody Died’

    A mass outbreak of food poisoning struck at the Azabu-juban Summer Festival on August 22–23, traced to chilled crab ramen served by “Kappo Komeo.” A Minato Ward investigation found 78 male and female patients and confirmed Salmonella as the cause. The restaurant was hit with a business suspension from September 3 to 9, and on September 5 owner Komeo shaved his head on YouTube to apologize. But then it emerged that Komeo’s other ramen restaurant, “Kani wo,” also had hygiene problems — a September 7 video from Biwako-kun, a YouTuber with 830,000 subscribers, showed a topping spoon being reused, and 5ch erupted with criticism of the restaurant’s management.

    The mass food poisoning outbreak stemmed from the “chilled crab ramen” served at a food stall by “Kappo Komeo” during the Azabu-juban Summer Festival on August 22–23. According to a Minato Ward investigation, there were 78 male and female patients. It was confirmed as Salmonella food poisoning caused by the chilled crab ramen, and Kappo Komeo received a seven-day business suspension order (September 3–9) from Minato Ward.

    In response to the uproar, Komeo updated his YouTube channel on September 5. He appeared with his head shaved to apologize for the food poisoning incident — but now criticism is mounting over the hygiene management at “Kani wo,” the ramen restaurant where Komeo serves as owner.

    The scrutiny of “Kani wo”‘s hygiene management was sparked by a video posted on September 7 by the popular YouTuber “Biwako-kun,” who has 830,000 subscribers. Posting under the title “A Food Poisoning Incident Happened! Going to Eat Komeo’s Crab Ramen,” Biwako-kun said, “There’s a chance I won’t be able to eat here anymore,” and went to check out “Kani wo” right after the scandal broke.

    Source: smart-flash.jp / Original article here

    4AnonymousSep 9, 2026 14:18
    Good thing nobody actually died from this.
    Sounds like kids ended up hospitalized too — this could easily have turned into manslaughter.
    21AnonymousSep 9, 2026 14:25
    Re: #4
    If someone had died he'd be getting torn apart mercilessly. This is still the lesser outcome.
    5AnonymousSep 9, 2026 14:18
    Re: #1
    This is awful. I mean, forget the spoon — they're probably handling the toppings with bare hands too, aren't they?
    7AnonymousSep 9, 2026 14:19
    Just like that "pocket biscuits" nursery rhyme (tap the pocket and more biscuits keep appearing) — the more you poke at this, the more keeps turning up.
    12AnonymousSep 9, 2026 14:20
    That's surprisingly on top of things — for Komeo.
    13AnonymousSep 9, 2026 14:21
    Is that the scoop that comes stuck inside a protein powder tub?
    14AnonymousSep 9, 2026 14:22
    I get that it's unsanitary, but does something this minor really cause dozens of food poisoning cases?
    68AnonymousSep 9, 2026 14:41
    Re: #14
    Uh, yeah, it absolutely can.
    15AnonymousSep 9, 2026 14:22
    Chef George posted a short video of his after-hours cleaning routine, and it really shows — a proper pro who trained somewhere legit does that level of cleaning as a matter of course.

    The hygiene sense in this "breaking" scene (term as used in the original post) just isn't what you'd expect from Japanese standards.
    86AnonymousSep 9, 2026 14:48
    Re: #15
    Way to talk like Japanese people never cause food poisoning.
    16AnonymousSep 9, 2026 14:23
    Re: #1
    This is something touched by random strangers — that's rough. There's definitely someone in that mix who's been fondling their phone all day, or didn't wash up after the bathroom.
    20AnonymousSep 9, 2026 14:25
    Biwako-kun himself might become the next target of pile-ons soon.
    41AnonymousSep 9, 2026 14:32
    Re: #20
    He's already catching flak over the Chiikawa movie thing.
    32AnonymousSep 9, 2026 14:31
    If you cause a food poisoning outbreak, shouldn't you review the hygiene at ALL your restaurants — kappo place or ramen shop, doesn't matter? Guys like this probably just think "tch, quit nagging me" about the whole thing.
    40AnonymousSep 9, 2026 14:32
    Re: #32
    But if the guy himself doesn't have the knowledge, no amount of "reviewing" means anything.

    They need to bring in an outside expert to overhaul it properly.
    35AnonymousSep 9, 2026 14:31
    LOL, Biwako-kun made it into an article. And they typo'd "fish powder" (魚粉) as "fish droppings" (魚糞), lmao.
    80AnonymousSep 9, 2026 14:46
    Re: #35
    I nearly lost it at that part watching the video lol
    49AnonymousSep 9, 2026 14:35
    Re: #1
    He's not a kid — an adult shaving his head and apologizing doesn't actually settle this.

    He'll probably get arrested, so he'd better brace himself.
    54AnonymousSep 9, 2026 14:37
    Re: #49
    Nobody in this scene ever taught them how to properly reflect and apologize, so this is all they know how to do.
    Also, they don't want to pay damages.
    50AnonymousSep 9, 2026 14:35
    Unbelievable that they're keeping the original ramen shop this recipe came from open, just because it's "not directly related." What happens if food poisoning breaks out there too?
    52AnonymousSep 9, 2026 14:36
    Oh, a Biwako-kun story. Guess he's become another one of Biwako-kun's playthings.
    55AnonymousSep 9, 2026 14:38
    Re: #52
    Apparently it scored 10 out of 100.
    53AnonymousSep 9, 2026 14:37
    This is from a review posted two months ago:

    "Also, one thing that bothered me was that the noren curtain was way too dirty for a place that just opened. I was worried whether the hygiene standards were okay."
    72AnonymousSep 9, 2026 14:43
    Re: #53
    People have been saying "this can't be okay" about the hygiene there ever since it opened — over and over, multiple issues. They've also got way too much random clutter, like cardboard boxes, sitting around the kitchen area.
    79AnonymousSep 9, 2026 14:46
    Huh? If you're gonna sweat stuff like this, you couldn't even go to a buffet, could you?

    My 100-year-old grandma always says that back in her day they'd wipe off food that fell on the ground and just eat it — "you can't survive if you fuss over the small stuff" — and she's lived a pretty long life on that philosophy.
    Worry about things like this too much and everyone ends up with allergies.
    88AnonymousSep 9, 2026 14:48
    Re: #79
    Way off base.
    81AnonymousSep 9, 2026 14:47
    Just reading the transcript, I thought "isn't that on the customer, though?" But once I saw the photos, yeah, there's no getting around it — it looks filthy too lol
    97AnonymousSep 9, 2026 14:51
    Re: #81
    Yeah, you really can't tell without seeing the footage. Even having watched the video first, I was like "wait, what's this write-up on about?"
    94AnonymousSep 9, 2026 14:50
    It'd be hilarious if he doesn't even have a cooking license or a registered food hygiene manager.
    99AnonymousSep 9, 2026 14:52
    Re: #94
    The theory going around is that someone other than Komeo is registered as the food hygiene manager, which is how they've managed to keep operating without issue.
    98AnonymousSep 9, 2026 14:51
    Meanwhile, apparently there was money to spare for some utterly pointless bathroom lighting.
    101AnonymousSep 9, 2026 14:53
    Re: #98
    Made me cringe thinking about everyone touching that switch with unwashed hands.
    108AnonymousSep 9, 2026 14:54

    Background and Key Points of This Story

    Salmonella food poisoning is typically caused by undercooked ingredients or secondary contamination via utensils or hands. The “reused spoon” that became a hot topic on the thread is one example of this kind of secondary contamination. The point of debate was how far this kind of lax hygiene management actually translates into real harm, splitting posters between skepticism (“can something this minor really cause food poisoning?”) and pushback (“it absolutely can”). Restaurants are legally required to appoint a food hygiene manager, but who actually held that responsibility here remains speculation on the thread and was not confirmed in the article itself. Some argued that, compared to buffet-style dining, people were “overreacting” — but it’s easy to overlook that a restaurant which just caused a food poisoning outbreak is held to a higher standard of accountability than usual.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Geino/Sports News+) thread “Komeo, Who Shaved His Head to Apologize for Food Poisoning, Faces Backlash After ‘Reused Spoon’ Discovered at Separate ‘Kani wo’ Location.”

  • Wrong-Way Driver on Tokyo Gaikan Expressway Evades 4 Unmarked Police Cars in Chiba’s Ichikawa

    Around 11:30am on the 9th, a car driven by a woman began driving the wrong way on the outbound side of the Tokyo Gaikan Expressway near the Keiyo JCT in Ichikawa, Chiba Prefecture. After police officers spent about an hour trying to persuade her to get out of the car, the woman suddenly drove off mid-questioning and fled. Footage showing what appear to be four unmarked police cars chasing after her spread across social media, and as of this writing the chase is still ongoing. On 5ch, users questioned the police’s pursuit tactics — particularly why they didn’t box the car in from front and back — while reports of a helicopter being dispatched also circulated.

    9/9 (Wed) 14:13 — Nippon TV News NNN

    On the morning of the 9th, a situation unfolded on the Tokyo Gaikan Expressway running through Ichikawa, Chiba Prefecture, in which police vehicles chased a car driving the wrong way.

    This is footage of what appear to be four unmarked police cars chasing the wrong-way car. The car is still on the run, and police are searching for its whereabouts.

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Original article here

    18AnonymousSep 9, 2026 14:25
    Letting this one get away is a disgrace. Even if it draws criticism, they should've rammed the car and made the arrest. If she gets away with this, criminals are just going to keep disrespecting the police even more.
    131AnonymousSep 9, 2026 14:49
    Re: #18 Police are on the criminals' side, so they acted to 'protect the esteemed criminal.'
    30AnonymousSep 9, 2026 14:27
    The Ichikawa section just opened and it's already about to cause a fatal accident.
    56AnonymousSep 9, 2026 14:31
    Re: #30 Hasn't it been almost 10 years already? Or did some new section just open?
    42AnonymousSep 9, 2026 14:29
    They've got the plate number, so even if she gets away now, they'll show up at her door early morning with a warrant. She won't even have time to brush her teeth before they arrest her.
    46AnonymousSep 9, 2026 14:30
    Re: #4 Three patrol cars and it means nothing lol
    51AnonymousSep 9, 2026 14:30
    Re: #4 That second patrol car is cutting it close
    61AnonymousSep 9, 2026 14:32
    Re: #42 The scary part with nutcases like this is the car often isn't even theirs. Even if they borrowed it from some scary senpai (a more senior acquaintance), they'll trash it without a second thought, then panic and take it out on everyone around them.
    49AnonymousSep 9, 2026 14:30
    'While the officer who responded was questioning the female driver, the car suddenly took off' — I always wonder about this. Why don't they just box her in? Is the patrol car really that precious to them? I mean, it's just a Crown (the Toyota Crown, a common police-car model).
    104AnonymousSep 9, 2026 14:43
    Re: #49 There's things they could do to stop her from fleeing in the first place, like fitting a tire-lock device beforehand.
    63AnonymousSep 9, 2026 14:32
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qR-1WCg3Fn8

    A silver passenger car driving the wrong way along the expressway shoulder. Three police vehicles chase behind it. This footage was filmed around 11:30am today near the Keiyo JCT on the outbound side of the Tokyo Gaikan Expressway in Ichikawa, Chiba.
    73AnonymousSep 9, 2026 14:35
    Re: #63 They spent an hour trying to talk her out of the car and then she just took off again — yeah, this woman's definitely not right in the head.
    75AnonymousSep 9, 2026 14:36
    They didn't need to waste an hour going back and forth trying to talk her down — just immobilize the car and drag her out already.
    165AnonymousSep 9, 2026 14:57
    Re: #75 With a whole hour, you'd think they'd bring in backup patrol cars and box her in so she couldn't run. Guess cops are just a bunch of idiots who can't think that far ahead.
    81AnonymousSep 9, 2026 14:37
    Don't they have helicopters like they do in America?
    94AnonymousSep 9, 2026 14:40
    Re: #81 They do have helicopters. Chiba Prefectural Police @Chibakenkei: '#ChibaPolice conducts joint air-and-ground #TrafficEnforcement, with #PatrolCars and #Helicopters working together.' 🚨
    84AnonymousSep 9, 2026 14:37
    Japanese police give up so easily. Too easy to outrun.
    86AnonymousSep 9, 2026 14:37
    Would this even count as a crime???
    111AnonymousSep 9, 2026 14:45
    Re: #86 Violation of the Road Traffic Act.
    Re: #84 How far is she gonna run, lol
    129AnonymousSep 9, 2026 14:49
    Why don't they sandwich her car front and back with patrol cars? Is the Metropolitan Police Department stupid or something?
    140AnonymousSep 9, 2026 14:52
    Re: #129 Wait, is the Tokyo Gaikan Expressway even in Tokyo? (the incident is actually in Chiba, not under the Tokyo Metropolitan Police's jurisdiction)
    147AnonymousSep 9, 2026 14:54
    Re: #4 Another news report said she was driving the wrong way on the shoulder, but this is clearly the main lane.
    159AnonymousSep 9, 2026 14:56
    Re: #147 Well, she's driving all over the place, of course
    154AnonymousSep 9, 2026 14:54
    Oh, so it's not a Shuto Expressway battle with the cops after all, huh (a nod to Japan's street-racing/wangan chase culture)
    158AnonymousSep 9, 2026 14:55
    Re: #154 Ngl, I kinda wanted to see that
    180AnonymousSep 9, 2026 15:00
    Re: #4 If a truck had just stopped without moving out of the way and blocked her path, this would've been over quick.
    187AnonymousSep 9, 2026 15:02
    Re: #180 I've got a bad feeling she'd just plow into the truck and cause a major accident. The woman: 'I will not yield, I will not flatter, I will not look back.' (a parody of a famous stoic-defiance catchphrase)
    198AnonymousSep 9, 2026 15:04
    Re: #180 Are you an idiot? Someone could actually die if that goes wrong.
    226AnonymousSep 9, 2026 15:09
    Re: #180 No matter how tightly the cargo's lashed down, the contents would be trashed and the outside of the trailer would be dented to hell.
    230AnonymousSep 9, 2026 15:09
    Re: #209 Apparently she got off the expressway and blended into regular traffic on surface streets.
    238AnonymousSep 9, 2026 15:11
    Re: #230 Wait, there was nobody stationed at the exit?
    251AnonymousSep 9, 2026 15:14
    Re: #238 Well, they couldn't have known which exit she'd take.
    255AnonymousSep 9, 2026 15:16
    Re: #251 There aren't that many interchanges, so it seems like they could've had people posted at each one.
    257AnonymousSep 9, 2026 15:17
    Re: #251 If one patrol car had just safely kept pace with the fleeing car going the right direction on the expressway, they could've gotten off at the same interchange.

    Background and key points of this discussion

    As a general rule, Japanese police do not deliberately ram or make contact with a fleeing vehicle to force it to stop during a pursuit; standard practice prioritizes the safety of bystanders instead. Some of the loudest comments in the thread — “why not box her in,” “they should have just rammed her” — don’t fully account for this operational policy, which differs from the approach taken in the U.S. and some other countries. That said, the fact that officers weren’t positioned near the expressway exits, allowing the car to slip onto surface streets, is a legitimate point that may warrant review on the pursuit side. As of this writing, the driver’s identity, motive, and reason for fleeing remain unknown, and speculation in the thread about her nationality and the like is not confirmed fact.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (News Speed+) thread “Police vehicles chase wrong-way car on Tokyo Gaikan Expressway, still fleeing as of now — female driver suddenly took off during police questioning, Ichikawa, Chiba.”

  • 58-Year-Old Shows Up on NanG, Sparking Debate That 50s-60s Are Now the ‘Core Crowd’

    A poster claiming to be 58 years old appeared on 5ch’s “Nandemo Jikkyo G” (nanG) board, prompting replies like “That’s the same age as my son!” and “Grandpa!” The thread then went off on a tangent, evolving into a debate about age demographics — with users speculating that nanG, once thought to be dominated by people in their 20s and 30s, might actually have people in their 50s and 60s as its “core demographic” now. The discussion expanded to cover where the generation that remembers nanJ’s 2000s heyday has ended up, and even veered into retirement talk about what age to start collecting a pension — turning a throwaway joke thread into residents self-deprecatingly mocking their own aging population.

    1AnonymousSep 9, 2026 10:35
    The animation in Macross: Do You Remember Love? was insanely good
    4AnonymousSep 9, 2026 10:36
    That's the same age as my son
    21AnonymousSep 9, 2026 10:46
    Re: #4
    Grandpa!
    72AnonymousSep 9, 2026 11:16
    Re: #4
    Live a long life, old man
    5AnonymousSep 9, 2026 10:37
    The fact that this thread isn't even interesting is what makes it great
    6AnonymousSep 9, 2026 10:38
    This board is hell — people in their 30s-40s calling people in their 50s-60s old geezers
    8AnonymousSep 9, 2026 10:39
    Re: #6
    Is it really that weird for a 30-something to call a 60-year-old a geezer? I mean, 60-year-olds ARE geezers
    7AnonymousSep 9, 2026 10:38
    Are there any people in their 60s here???????
    https://nova.5ch.io/test/read.cgi/livegalileo/1788810330/
    1 Anonymous Who Still Moves Along (the board's default poster name) 2026/09/08 (Tue) 04:45:30.75 ID:8QzEG6fC0
    I'll be joining your ranks the year after next

    This thread got a ton of traction the other day, is this actually for real?
    9AnonymousSep 9, 2026 10:41
    Re: #7
    That's nanG's core demographic right there
    11AnonymousSep 9, 2026 10:43
    The place is full of people in their 60s, what are you even talking about
    12AnonymousSep 9, 2026 10:43
    Try heading over to Ōkami (a Morning Musume fan board nicknamed "Wolf")? People in their 60s are the core demographic there
    22AnonymousSep 9, 2026 10:46
    Re: #12
    What's Ōkami?
    13AnonymousSep 9, 2026 10:43
    Good for them, staying healthy and living long. Doubt I'll make it that far myself
    14AnonymousSep 9, 2026 10:44
    People in their 30s barely have any life experience to begin with — they shouldn't even be on 5ch
    15AnonymousSep 9, 2026 10:44
    I'm 36 and my parents are 65, and my own kid calls them "Grandpa, Grandpa" — by any measure, self-proclaimed or otherwise, they're a proper old man
    17AnonymousSep 9, 2026 10:45
    You're supposedly part of the social media generation and you're on nanG? 🤔

    Oh 😳
    18AnonymousSep 9, 2026 10:45
    Honestly, if there are teenagers or 20-somethings on 5ch these days, I'd be more worried about THEM
    19AnonymousSep 9, 2026 10:45
    Something about "Yuyu" or whatever
    You know, the type who's freakishly obsessed with idols from way back when
    20AnonymousSep 9, 2026 10:45
    The population of people in their 60s must be about 3 times that of people in their 20s
    23AnonymousSep 9, 2026 10:46
    The only people allowed to spout trivia on 5ch are those 50 and up who've actually earned real life experience
    24AnonymousSep 9, 2026 10:47
    No way this place is full of 60-somethings
    That's older than my own dad
    29AnonymousSep 9, 2026 10:49
    Re: #24
    Nice lie
    Being in your 30s on 5ch makes you basically an endangered species
    25AnonymousSep 9, 2026 10:47
    Hearing stories from people in their 50s and 60s is genuinely interesting. Honestly don't want to see posts from 30-something brats — they're just in the way
    27AnonymousSep 9, 2026 10:47
    Back during the Karasawa-Hasse scandal (a mid-2000s plagiarism controversy involving writer Shunichi Karasawa that blew up huge on nanJ) — nanJ's absolute peak — pretty much everyone was just a bit older than Hasse. Going by that era's core demographic, they'd be in their late 30s by now, I'd guess.
    Back then you basically never saw anyone a full decade older than Karasawa, or the same age as Iwama — so are people lying about their age these days?
    32AnonymousSep 9, 2026 10:50
    Re: #27
    The core group is probably people who graduated high school between 2004 and 2006
    33AnonymousSep 9, 2026 10:51
    Re: #27
    They already split off when nanG broke away from nanJ
    So those guys probably went to Edge (another spin-off board)
    That place is full of young people
    31AnonymousSep 9, 2026 10:50
    Isn't the average age in Japan like 48 or something?
    35AnonymousSep 9, 2026 10:51
    Re: #31
    It's 51
    Anyone younger than that is a kid
    45AnonymousSep 9, 2026 10:57
    Can someone do something about the guys who scream "geezer, geezer" every time a thread pops up that they don't understand? It's obnoxious
    47AnonymousSep 9, 2026 10:58
    Re: #45
    Just look at them with a warm, indulgent smile — it's kind of endearing really
    53AnonymousSep 9, 2026 11:01
    Were people in their 30s even using 2ch back then?
    57AnonymousSep 9, 2026 11:03
    Re: #53
    They were the main demographic
    68AnonymousSep 9, 2026 11:13
    I'm 55 and literally shaking
    70AnonymousSep 9, 2026 11:14
    Re: #68
    Classic age-related nerve symptoms
    88AnonymousSep 9, 2026 11:50
    Hey fellow nanG geezers ("nanji" — a pun on nanG + geezer), what age are you all planning to start collecting your pension?
    98AnonymousSep 9, 2026 12:03
    Re: #88
    Planning to start at 60
    89AnonymousSep 9, 2026 11:52
    Planning to start collecting at 60
    92AnonymousSep 9, 2026 11:54
    Re: #89
    It's basically guaranteed the system gets worse from here, so taking it early is definitely the right call
    100AnonymousSep 9, 2026 12:06
    Every so often nanG produces an absolute unit — a 50-something with literally zero work history
    101AnonymousSep 9, 2026 12:07
    Re: #100
    That guy's suspicious though
    He always shows up right around 6pm, like right after work lets out

    Background and Key Points of This Topic

    Nandemo Jikkyo G (nanG) is a board that split off from Nandemo Jikkyo J (nanJ) in the 2010s. NanJ itself is known for its mid-2000s golden age, marked by major flame wars like the Shunichi Karasawa scandal. If the core users from that era are now roughly in their 40s, the claim floated in this thread — that nanG’s core demographic is now people in their 50s and 60s — sounds exaggerated at first glance, but it’s entirely plausible that longtime users simply stuck around and aged along with the board. That said, the age makeup of an anonymous message board is really just self-reported impressions, not hard data. Figures tossed around in the thread — like “there are three times as many 60-somethings as 20-somethings” or “Japan’s average age is 51” — are unsourced, off-the-cuff numbers, not actual demographic evidence. Readers should enjoy this as self-deprecating humor about an old-school anonymous board’s aging user base, rather than take it as a verified breakdown of who’s actually posting there.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Nandemo Jikkyo G) thread “A 58-Year-Old Geezer Shows Up on NanG.”

  • Bill Gates Warns ‘AI Will Destroy Jobs’ — 5ch Users Are Split

    Microsoft founder Bill Gates published an essay on his personal website arguing that AI will hit employment hard, warning that “many jobs will disappear permanently” — and it’s become a hot topic. In a 5ch thread, some voiced skepticism, pointing to past predictions that turned out wrong, like “computers will wipe out jobs” and “the internet will wipe out jobs.” But plenty of others argued that “this time, AI is on a different level.” The discussion spread to cover which would be replaced first — white-collar or blue-collar work — the cost of deploying robots, and how to cover living expenses and tax revenue once jobs disappear.

    “Jobs AI Will Wipe Out” — Bill Gates Says It Outright: The Race for “Human Work” Begins Now

    “Many jobs will disappear permanently.”

    An essay published by Microsoft founder Bill Gates on his own website has sparked major discussion.

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Read the original article here

    2AnonymousSep 9, 2026 13:39
    2000: 'Computers will wipe out jobs!'
    2010: 'The internet will wipe out jobs!'
    2020: 'AI will wipe out jobs!'
    8AnonymousSep 9, 2026 13:41
    Re: #2
    I used to laugh off the computer and internet predictions, but AI feels like it's genuinely no joke
    13AnonymousSep 9, 2026 13:42
    Re: #2
    I don't really recall computers or the internet actually wiping out jobs, though
    20AnonymousSep 9, 2026 13:43
    Re: #2
    My company rolled out tablets on the floor, but there are still documents that need a physical signature. And apparently the volume of those keeps growing every year. Makes you wonder if they're just dumb
    3AnonymousSep 9, 2026 13:40
    Just ban AI and be done with it
    203AnonymousSep 9, 2026 14:00
    Re: #3
    Wouldn't be surprised if lawmakers ban AI for everyone but themselves lol
    244AnonymousSep 9, 2026 14:03
    Re: #3
    That would just be a self-imposed economic sanction
    6AnonymousSep 9, 2026 13:40
    Not sure you'd call it a robot, but somebody hurry up and invent a machine that can 3D-print any meal
    41AnonymousSep 9, 2026 13:46
    Re: #6
    You go get a job! Start cleaning!
    19AnonymousSep 9, 2026 13:43
    Even NHK has AI reading the news now, not just regular announcers
    32AnonymousSep 9, 2026 13:45
    Re: #19
    An announcer's job isn't just reading a script, though. If anything, announcers probably do more work besides script-reading than you'd think (probably)
    21AnonymousSep 9, 2026 13:44
    Robots aren't going to get cheap enough for that, so humans will keep doing the disposable jobs
    53AnonymousSep 9, 2026 13:48
    Re: #21
    Standing-bar soba shops already have noodle-boiling machines running
    55AnonymousSep 9, 2026 13:48
    Re: #21
    Even if the tech eventually gets cheap, capitalism won't settle for that — you can already see them piling on useless features and unnecessary specs just to keep 'growing' (i.e., costs climbing forever, year after year)
    196AnonymousSep 9, 2026 13:59
    Re: #21
    A human costs close to 10 million yen a year, so I'd bet robots end up cheaper
    34AnonymousSep 9, 2026 13:45
    Call centers are already mostly using child-voice systems
    39AnonymousSep 9, 2026 13:45
    Re: #34
    Better a dry, robotic response than making a human do it and burn out 😎
    101AnonymousSep 9, 2026 13:52
    Re: #34
    Glico-Morinaga? (a nod to the infamous 1984 kidnapping/extortion case, notorious for using a recorded child's voice in its ransom calls)
    48AnonymousSep 9, 2026 13:47
    The higher the pay for brainwork, the more likely AI takes it. Jobs anyone can do, like convenience-store clerk, get taken by immigrants instead. Guess electricians and gas technicians are the safe bet?
    66AnonymousSep 9, 2026 13:49
    Re: #48
    I'm in software development, but I don't think I could handle convenience-store work — it doesn't look easy at all, however you slice it
    50AnonymousSep 9, 2026 13:47
    What are people who get pushed out of work supposed to do? Whatever AI earns just goes to whoever owns the rights, right?

    I wish we'd just scrap the money system so people could get by without working
    78AnonymousSep 9, 2026 13:50
    Re: #50
    That's one of the problems with AI and robots right there

    If you cut the number of working people like this, you end up with nobody left to buy whatever the AI robots are producing
    51AnonymousSep 9, 2026 13:47
    Everyone kept saying white-collar jobs were doomed, and now apparently blue-collar jobs are going too
    71AnonymousSep 9, 2026 13:49
    Re: #51
    Guess 'yellow-collar' and 'rainbow-collar' jobs are next
    56AnonymousSep 9, 2026 13:48
    Re: #8
    Well, physical labor jobs will still be around.
    226AnonymousSep 9, 2026 14:01
    Re: #56
    I figured someone would've quickly built an AI-driven system to automate the genuinely simple parts of jobs by now — when's that actually happening?? Or can they only ever churn out copies of existing stuff, so it never gets built?
    73AnonymousSep 9, 2026 13:50
    Products made using robots still can't be bought if the general public is broke. Does cutting jobs to save costs actually make products cheaper? This whole world feels backwards
    87AnonymousSep 9, 2026 13:51
    Re: #73
    If anything, cars are already built by robots to cut costs, which is exactly how regular people can afford them
    84AnonymousSep 9, 2026 13:51
    Gates has really gone downhill. So narrow-minded
    97AnonymousSep 9, 2026 13:52
    Re: #84
    You're the narrow-minded one. You clearly haven't touched the latest AI — it's seriously at the level where human jobs disappear
    105AnonymousSep 9, 2026 13:52
    Re: #84
    Gates may be a capable businessman, but he's no expert on forecasting the future either
    86AnonymousSep 9, 2026 13:51
    It also means goods will become so abundant that everyday items are basically free. Humans won't need to work anymore — more like, please don't even bother trying.

    And then people will be so bored with nothing to do that life becomes just watching videos and scrolling social media all day. Which is its own kind of hell
    98AnonymousSep 9, 2026 13:52
    Re: #86
    Without tax revenue the state can't keep running, so then what?
    147AnonymousSep 9, 2026 13:56
    Re: #86
    I've been a hikikomori (shut-in) for 40 years already, so I'm used to it — not hell for me
    169AnonymousSep 9, 2026 13:58
    Re: #86
    Plenty of people would genuinely enjoy gaming all day, not find it hellish at all
    166AnonymousSep 9, 2026 13:58
    Just hurry up and free us from labor already. We're not animals — why do we have to work just to stay alive? The government should just provide food, clothing, and shelter
    182AnonymousSep 9, 2026 13:59
    Re: #166
    That's not freedom — it just means you become AI's livestock.
    185AnonymousSep 9, 2026 13:59
    Re: #166
    Maybe just live growing enough food to feed yourself?

    Background and key points of this discussion

    Gates’s essay was published on his own blog, “GatesNotes,” as part of a piece focused on how AI could dramatically cut the cost of delivering healthcare, education, and government services, touching on employment impact along the way. On 5ch, commenters brought up the historical pattern that jobs didn’t disappear even as computers and the internet spread, but others pushed back, arguing that those earlier technologies only assisted human work, whereas AI is different in kind because it can replace judgment and creative work itself. Some also noted that Gates is a businessman, not an expert in labor economics or forecasting, and opinions split on how much weight to give his remarks. The article offers no clear answer to the distribution problem — how to cover living costs and tax revenue once jobs decline — and the thread’s discussion didn’t converge on one either.

    *This article is compiled and summarized from the 5ch (Breaking News+) thread “‘Jobs AI Will Wipe Out’ — Bill Gates Says It Outright: The Race for ‘Human Work’ Begins Now.”

  • Two Bears Holed Up in House Culled in Kyoto — Maizuru City Staff Told ‘You Should Die,’ Mayor Stands Firm: ‘All Calls Are Recorded’

    In Maizuru City, Kyoto Prefecture, a mother Asiatic black bear and her cub that had been holed up under the eaves of a house were culled in an emergency shooting. The response triggered a wave of calls to city hall saying things like “the staff should die,” prompting the mayor to declare firmly, “every call we’ve received has been recorded.” On the thread, most commenters criticized the people making the protest calls, though some argued the emaciated mother bear could have been captured and protected instead, and others debated whether culling bears or ensuring human safety should take priority — exposing a real divide in opinion.

    Two bears took up residence at a house in the Onamishimo district of Maizuru City, Kyoto Prefecture, and an emergency shooting with rifles was carried out as a last resort — a decision that has since triggered a wave of harassment and abuse directed at the city.

    ■ “An extremely dangerous situation raising serious concern for harm to residents”

    In Maizuru City, an incident occurred on September 3, 2026, in which two Asiatic black bears took up residence under the eaves of a detached outbuilding.

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Original article here

    2AnonymousSep 9, 2026 13:25
    The other side's recording too, you know.
    92AnonymousSep 9, 2026 13:40
    Re: #2
    The staff aren't the ones saying "you should die," so they should be fine, right? lol
    101AnonymousSep 9, 2026 13:41
    Re: #2
    They should just take the recordings to the police.

    That's obstruction of official business — instant arrest, and it saves everyone the trouble.
    237AnonymousSep 9, 2026 14:18
    Re: #2
    Why'd they k*ll the b3ar… (mimicking the garbled spelling trolls use to dodge word filters)
    8AnonymousSep 9, 2026 13:27
    Re: #1
    I really hope they follow through with disclosure requests, criminal complaints, and damages claims.
    Don't let the abuse slide — the city needs to protect its staff with everything it's got.
    98AnonymousSep 9, 2026 13:41
    This move where they slap labels like "slander" or "customer harassment" on people to shut them up is happening everywhere lately.
    And the media's cheering it on awfully hard — is there pressure coming from somewhere?
    Posts like Re: #8 popping up on 5ch look suspicious too. Makes you wonder which government office is actually behind them.
    251AnonymousSep 9, 2026 14:23
    Re: #8
    Exactly.
    Those guys have too much time on their hands and no guts — they only target people they think won't push back.
    Stand up to them once and they never come back.

    Last year there was some old guy hassling a clerk at the counter forever, so I yelled at him from the side and he backed off with tears in his eyes.
    The woman at the counter thanked me like crazy.
    Next time some entitled old geezer starts up, I'll take him down too.
    11AnonymousSep 9, 2026 13:27
    The people complaining don't actually care about the bears at all —
    they just want to make trouble for Japanese people.
    19AnonymousSep 9, 2026 13:29
    Re: #11
    Probably just some unemployed guy with too much time on his hands.
    66AnonymousSep 9, 2026 13:36
    Re: #11
    It's probably not even about wanting to make trouble for Japanese people —
    they're just blowing off steam.
    25AnonymousSep 9, 2026 13:30
    Make city hall phone lines work like 119 emergency calls — once you dial in, you can't hang up, and the city can call you back as many times as it wants.
    That way we could send them a bear as a gift.
    175AnonymousSep 9, 2026 13:59
    Re: #25 Wait, you can't hang up from your end? I didn't know that.
    41AnonymousSep 9, 2026 13:32
    It was a weak, emaciated mother bear sticking close to her cub, right?
    So before putting her down, they should've protected her until someone came forward to take her in.

    A few years back, Adachi Ward Office in Tokyo put out a call for the owner of a stray deer, and in the end a private company, Ichihara Elephant Kingdom, ended up taking it in and keeping it.
    110AnonymousSep 9, 2026 13:42
    Re: #41
    So why don't you take her in — problem solved.
    78AnonymousSep 9, 2026 13:38
    So killing a bear is wrong, but it's fine if a person dies instead?
    79AnonymousSep 9, 2026 13:38
    Don't bother engaging with them one by one.
    It's probably just a handful of people anyway.
    Just brush them off with an "uh-huh, sure" or let an AI handle the calls.
    100AnonymousSep 9, 2026 13:41
    Re: #79
    These days a lot of places play "this call may be recorded to improve our service" before anyone even picks up.
    128AnonymousSep 9, 2026 13:45
    Is there any video out there that makes you go "yeah, bears are just a completely different species of powerful compared to humans"?
    I'm kind of skeptical of the whole "2channel bears-are-terrifying" cult belief.
    153AnonymousSep 9, 2026 13:51
    Re: #128
    Not a video, but apparently there's a book called "Bear Trauma" (熊外傷) with some pretty shocking photos in it.
    150AnonymousSep 9, 2026 13:51
    🐻 Don't cull the mama bear and her cub, how terrified must they have been with a human pointing a gun at them, I can't stop crying, the poor bears, the bears didn't do anything wrong, it's the humans who cornered them who are at fault, they even eat invasive species like American crayfish and largemouth bass, if we just gather acorns and scatter them we could be friends with the mama bear and her cub 🐻
    Missing the bears already, a 31-year-old girl from Kyushu 🐻
    174AnonymousSep 9, 2026 13:59
    Re: #150
    Okay then, go gather ten days' worth of acorns.
    156AnonymousSep 9, 2026 13:52
    I like animals more than people, but I honestly can't understand the people protesting this — it makes me suspect they're paid operatives or something.
    Once a bear learns how tasty and safe human settlements are, it can't go back to being a normal wild animal, so there's no choice but to put it down.
    I wish they'd release the audio of whoever's making these calls.
    160AnonymousSep 9, 2026 13:54
    Re: #156
    There are people out there who live for intimidating others, lol.
    166AnonymousSep 9, 2026 13:57
    Re: #1
    Just block calls from unknown numbers.
    181AnonymousSep 9, 2026 14:00
    Re: #166
    > "Every call we've received so far has been recorded"

    Maybe that actually means they've got the line itself traced — so even a blocked number could be tracked down…
    177AnonymousSep 9, 2026 14:00
    Did they eat the persimmons before they were even ripe?

    What's scary — or just contradictory — is that people who can't forgive k*lling a bear can casually say the staff should just die.
    Maybe they're vegans or something.
    189AnonymousSep 9, 2026 14:02
    Re: #177
    They probably just want to see humanity wiped out.
    206AnonymousSep 9, 2026 14:08
    Just hurry up and build an AI-powered automatic pest-control device already.
    It'd be way easier than self-driving cars.
    208AnonymousSep 9, 2026 14:09
    Re: #206 Apparently drone infrared can already track a bear's location in real time.
    And also people about to k*ll themselves.
    239AnonymousSep 9, 2026 14:18
    Yikes, that's scary.
    Guess I'll call from a payphone instead.
    261AnonymousSep 9, 2026 14:27
    Re: #239
    Let me tell you something —
    payphones in urban areas are heavily watched by security cameras these days.
    There are so few of them left that they stand out.

    Background and Key Points of This Topic

    With bear-related injuries on the rise, more regions have been putting systems in place to permit emergency shootings even in residential areas, and this case is an extension of that broader trend. At the same time, harassing phone calls and abusive language directed at public officials have increasingly become a recognized social problem known as “customer harassment” (kasuhara), prompting local governments to introduce ordinances aimed at preventing it. The thread included posts framing the callers in political terms, as well as unsubstantiated claims pinning the calls on a specific region — none of which can be verified from the original article. The underlying question of whether culling the bears was the right call touches on a universal tension between prioritizing resident safety and protecting wildlife, and that divide in perspective is exactly what fueled the disagreement in this thread.

    *This article is composed of excerpts and a summary from the 5channel (News Express+) thread “Two Bears Holed Up in House Culled in Kyoto — Maizuru City Staff Told ‘You Should Die,’ Mayor Stands Firm: ‘All Calls Are Recorded’.”

  • Suica’s New Mascot Candidate Is Purple — 5ch: ‘Once You Get Used to It, Purple Wins by a Mile’

    JR’s transit IC card “Suica” is reportedly set to get a new mascot character, and a strikingly purple candidate design among the contenders has become a hot topic on 5ch. In the thread, users shared information suggesting that the long-familiar penguin character can no longer be used due to complicated rights issues involving the designer and an advertising agency. Discussion ranged over whether the new candidate’s look was any good, with some arguing that a divisive design — like “Myaku-Myaku,” the mascot of the Osaka-Kansai Expo — might actually attract more attention. Although the new mascot is supposedly being chosen by public vote, some posters expressed distrust in the outcome, pointing to the precedent of the Takanawa Gateway Station naming vote, where the result was ultimately overturned.

    1AnonymousSep 9, 2026 12:25
    Yeah, this is done for.
    2AnonymousSep 9, 2026 12:26
    It's a gross vibe, but
    I don't think the design itself is that bad.
    3AnonymousSep 9, 2026 12:27
    That'd be fine
    Going with Option A would be the worst outcome.
    4AnonymousSep 9, 2026 12:28
    Did the Takanawa Gateway Station name end up matching the vote?
    6AnonymousSep 9, 2026 12:29
    Just bring back the penguin.
    8AnonymousSep 9, 2026 12:29
    Re: #6
    Apparently the rights are a mess because of the designer, Dentsu, and other parties being involved.
    40AnonymousSep 9, 2026 12:54
    Re: #8
    So it's JR East's fault, huh?
    9AnonymousSep 9, 2026 12:29
    They should've made it even creepier, this isn't bold enough
    Bring something on par with or worse than Myaku-Myaku.
    11AnonymousSep 9, 2026 12:31
    Color-wise it's the best option
    Brown wouldn't match the green card.
    12AnonymousSep 9, 2026 12:32
    Would a plain watermelon 🍉 picture not work?
    13AnonymousSep 9, 2026 12:33
    None of them fit the stylish Kanto image.
    14AnonymousSep 9, 2026 12:33
    Wait, that was a penguin?
    I thought it was a Black man.
    15AnonymousSep 9, 2026 12:34
    This isn't even trolling, purple is just genuinely the only choice.
    17AnonymousSep 9, 2026 12:35
    I hate that they're trying to repeat the same move that got the creepiest option, Myaku-Myaku, picked last time.
    18AnonymousSep 9, 2026 12:35
    I think something creepy would land better than Option A's bland nothingness.
    24AnonymousSep 9, 2026 12:38
    Could they still switch to this one even now?

    36AnonymousSep 9, 2026 12:47
    Re: #24
    The annoying part is that this is honestly better.
    28AnonymousSep 9, 2026 12:40
    They should just buy the rights for enough money to set the designer up for life
    Given how much exposure and name recognition it's gotten, they could easily pay a few hundred million yen.
    73AnonymousSep 9, 2026 13:16
    Re: #28
    There are three rights holders
    JR East
    The designer
    Dentsu ← probably the culprit
    31AnonymousSep 9, 2026 12:44
    Myaku-Myaku was a success, so that approach must be the right one.
    74AnonymousSep 9, 2026 13:16
    Re: #31
    Reminder: it wasn't actually a success.
    38AnonymousSep 9, 2026 12:50
    Here's the character I came up with
    56AnonymousSep 9, 2026 13:06
    Re: #38
    You've already got 2 versions of your own
    don't make this more confusing.
    50AnonymousSep 9, 2026 13:04
    Fewer places even take Suica these days anyway, so Suica itself is probably going away.
    51AnonymousSep 9, 2026 13:04
    ICOCA's better, right? (JR West's equivalent IC card)
    60AnonymousSep 9, 2026 13:09
    Option A looks so generic it's like it was pulled from stock clip art
    the kind of thing you'd see tucked into a corner of an elementary school bulletin board.
    61AnonymousSep 9, 2026 13:10
    Re: #60
    Isn't it this one?
    67AnonymousSep 9, 2026 13:14
    Oh, this one — lol, the options are hopeless
    92AnonymousSep 9, 2026 13:29
    Re: #67
    Who came up with these? All three of them are no-gos.
    76AnonymousSep 9, 2026 13:17
    Now that I'm used to it, purple looks the cutest
    and I was Team C.A. just a minute ago.
    80AnonymousSep 9, 2026 13:18
    Re: #76
    Right?
    Once you get used to it, purple wins by a landslide.
    82AnonymousSep 9, 2026 13:19
    I always think this, but there's no need to change something that's already established.
    86AnonymousSep 9, 2026 13:20
    Re: #82
    Probably Dentsu kicking up a fuss is the cause.
    84AnonymousSep 9, 2026 13:19
    After looking at them all day, the tiger and koala just don't do it for me
    why not just go with a monster?
    85AnonymousSep 9, 2026 13:20
    Re: #84
    Where's there a tiger in this?
    89AnonymousSep 9, 2026 13:23
    Is there even a need to change the character?
    90AnonymousSep 9, 2026 13:27
    Re: #89

    Something about it being a picture-book character whose rights expired.
    97AnonymousSep 9, 2026 13:40
    Re: #90
    It's not that the rights expired
    they're planning to expand the character into all sorts of things going forward
    and apparently it's a hassle unless JR East holds it solo
    the hassle is probably Dentsu, though.
    91AnonymousSep 9, 2026 13:27
    That illustration of 'Poison Suika-chan' (a fan pun on Suica/watermelon — they're near-homophones in Japanese) cosplaying as a train conductor is super cute.
    98AnonymousSep 9, 2026 13:41
    Re: #91
    I bet she'd transform if she put on a poison-bunny outfit.

    Background and Key Points of This Discussion

    The costumed penguin known as Suica’s current mascot is reportedly copyrighted not by JR East but by an outside illustrator, and needing to coordinate with rights holders when developing corporate characters is not an unusual constraint in transit IC card branding. It’s worth noting that the recurring claim in the thread that “Dentsu is the cause” is speculation from posters, not officially confirmed information. Opinions were split over direction: whether the new mascot’s look should be a divisive design like “Myaku-Myaku,” the Osaka-Kansai Expo mascot, or should stay safe and in line with Suica’s stylish brand image. Posters also voiced distrust that the vote for the new mascot might end up being just for show, citing the precedent of the Takanawa Gateway Station naming process, where the vote result wasn’t ultimately reflected.

    ※This article is compiled and summarized from the 5ch (Nandemo Jikkyo G) thread “[Sad News] Suica’s new mascot looks set to be the creepiest purple one, chosen as a joke“.

  • Juice=Juice’s New Song ‘Dizzy☆Climax’ Tops 50,000 Likes on TikTok

    The official TikTok video for Juice=Juice’s new song “Dizzy☆Climax” has surpassed 50,000 likes. Among Hello! Project songs, this reportedly makes it only the second track — after Morning Musume。’25’s “Glow Up! Mi Amore” — to hit 50,000 likes on TikTok alone. On 5channel’s Hello! Project board, discussion centered on which member drove the number, how play counts are tallied, and comparisons with other groups. At the same time, some pointed out that fans are inflating the figures by repeatedly replaying and liking the video, with one skeptical voice noting that if you lose sight of what it really means, “it’s just manufactured feel-good content.”

    2AnonymousSep 9, 2026 12:19
    Days in the group as of 2026/09/09 (per Wikipedia)

    4,127 days — Uemura Akari
    3,362 days — Danbara Ruru (since 2017/06/26)
    3,194 days — Kanazawa Tomoko
    2,909 days — Takagi Sayuki
    2,845 days — Miyamoto Karin
    2,644 days — Kudo Yume / Matsunaga Ria (since 2019/06/14)
    2,352 days — Inoue Rion (since 2020/04/01)
    2,303 days — Miyazaki Yuka
    1,890 days — Arisawa Ichika / Irie Risa / Ebata Kisaki (since 2021/07/07)
    1,533 days — Ishiyama Sakura / Endo Sakari (since 2022/06/29)
    1,447 days — Inaba Manaka
    1,208 days — Kawashima Mifuu (since 2023/05/23)
    *,623 days — Yanagawa Nanami
    *,443 days — Hayashi Nia (since 2025/06/23)
    *,130 days — Otsuka Aina
    3AnonymousSep 9, 2026 12:20
    Juice=Juice's TikTok numbers are on a whole different level from the other Hello! Pro groups — almost a full digit ahead
    5AnonymousSep 9, 2026 12:23
    50,000 is impressive
    6AnonymousSep 9, 2026 12:23
    Omifu is so cute (a member's nickname)
    7AnonymousSep 9, 2026 12:24
    Probably because of Mippo (a member's nickname)
    8AnonymousSep 9, 2026 12:25
    It's all thanks to Tsuzumi-chan (a member's nickname)
    11AnonymousSep 9, 2026 12:29
    Re: #8
    Exactly that.
    Without Tsuzumi this would've gone nowhere
    13AnonymousSep 9, 2026 12:30
    Re: #8
    One of the holdouts from the "Leave Hello! Project" crowd, huh
    9AnonymousSep 9, 2026 12:27
    The only Hello! Project songs whose official TikTok videos have topped 50,000 likes are "Glow Up! Mi Amore" and "Dizzy☆Climax"
    12AnonymousSep 9, 2026 12:30
    Wonder if Beyo (BEYOOOOONDS) can follow this up?
    15AnonymousSep 9, 2026 12:33
    Re: #12
    Beyo gets zero traction on TikTok at all, so whatever it's pulling off must be happening elsewhere — which makes it impressive in its own way
    14AnonymousSep 9, 2026 12:31
    We've had enough of these hype/festival-type songs already
    17AnonymousSep 9, 2026 12:36
    50,000 on a solo — that's ace Kawashima for you
    18AnonymousSep 9, 2026 12:37
    Juice=Juice going viral (10k+ likes) on TikTok is basically the norm these days
    though Kudo's and Irie's solo videos regularly end up as the low points
    19AnonymousSep 9, 2026 12:38
    Overwhelming mainstream-star energy
    20AnonymousSep 9, 2026 12:39
    If they fill in that dip too, they'll be unstoppable
    21AnonymousSep 9, 2026 12:42
    Doesn't even a view of 0.1 seconds count toward the play total?
    22AnonymousSep 9, 2026 12:42
    Re: #21
    That's true for the play count, but it has nothing to do with the like count we're discussing right now
    23AnonymousSep 9, 2026 12:43
    Re: #15
    What do you mean by that?
    25AnonymousSep 9, 2026 12:47
    Re: #23
    Ever since the narrative turned into something like "Hai to Diamond is the hot topic," they've been pushing that song on TikTok too, but it hasn't even cracked 10,000 likes there.
    But what's actually impressive is that despite zero buzz on TikTok, they've driven up decent numbers on YouTube purely through hype on X and YouTube.
    It just shows how hard the fans are grinding.
    28AnonymousSep 9, 2026 12:56
    Re: #25
    Sounds like they're suddenly climbing USEN's Oshi Request jukebox ranking too
    61AnonymousSep 9, 2026 13:07
    Re: #25
    This kind of grinding only lasts about a week, though
    24AnonymousSep 9, 2026 12:45
    Did YouTube end up the same way? It's easy to loop plays now, so you can't really compare it to before on a one-to-one basis
    26AnonymousSep 9, 2026 12:52
    Oyaki-jii = the "Hallo Update" account (an in-joke reference, unclear to outsiders)
    27AnonymousSep 9, 2026 12:55
    Female fans are essential — they keep the replays going and hype it up all over social media
    59AnonymousSep 9, 2026 13:05
    There are a few other songs sitting just under 50,000 too
    60AnonymousSep 9, 2026 13:06
    They're doing great, honestly
    62AnonymousSep 9, 2026 13:14
    Kōmi Hirose's name value got squeezed for everything it's worth
    63AnonymousSep 9, 2026 13:15
    Honestly, "the numbers are up because the fans are grinding" is a pretty rough excuse — it means the second they stop, the numbers drop.
    Sure, watching a number climb probably gives you a genuine dopamine hit of joy,
    but if you lose sight of what it actually means, it's over.
    If you're just celebrating a number you clicked into existence yourselves, that's nothing but manufactured feel-good content
    65AnonymousSep 9, 2026 13:17
    Dra-ma-tic!!!
    66AnonymousSep 9, 2026 13:34
    Takes me back to when they used to hype things up with Matsumoto Wakana lol
    67AnonymousSep 9, 2026 13:35
    But it never really gets that hyped at the actual live shows

    Background and Key Points of the Discussion

    The “like” count on official TikTok videos has become a popular yardstick among Hello! Project fans in recent years for gauging a song’s or member’s momentum, and until now “Glow Up! Mi Amore” was the only song to have crossed 50,000. Opinions in the thread split over how to judge fans repeatedly replaying and liking the video to push the numbers up — some welcomed it as a genuine achievement, while others took a cooler view, saying it’s “just celebrating a number you clicked into existence yourselves.” It’s also easy to conflate play counts and like counts, since TikTok has changed how it tallies views in the past and the two are separate metrics. Note that the references to specific individuals in the thread stem from insider context particular to 5channel, and the full background can’t be determined from the text alone.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5channel (Hello! Project board) thread “[Urgent] Juice=Juice’s “Dizzy☆Climax” Also Starts Breaking 50,000 Likes on TikTok wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.”

  • Yuki Uchida (50) Stuns Fans With Her Youthful Looks — 5ch: ‘She Looks 29, Tops’

    A thread on 5ch’s Hello! Project board lit up over the news that actress Yuki Uchida had turned 50. Commenters who saw the posted photos were floored, with reactions like “She looks 29, tops” and “Is it even allowed for a 50-year-old to be this cute?” The discussion soon spread to her relationship with her husband, actor Takashi Kashiwabara, comparisons with fellow celebrities born in 1975 like Ryoko Yonekura, Michiko Kichise, and Vivian Hsu, and eventually a broader look back at the shifting eras of idol history — from Yuki Uchida to Ryoko Hirosue, and on to Morning Musume and SPEED.

    1AnonymousSep 9, 2026 12:15
    @
    50 years old!
    Yuki Uchida
    2AnonymousSep 9, 2026 12:16
    It's like she's living proof that age really is just a number.
    3AnonymousSep 9, 2026 12:16
    Re: #1
    29 years old
    https://pbs.twimg.com/media/HNLXKTRaYAA4iAQ.jpg:orig#.jpg
    4AnonymousSep 9, 2026 12:16
    Is it even legal for a 50-year-old to be this cute?
    5AnonymousSep 9, 2026 12:17
    Her husband is Takashi Kashiwabara, you know.
    6AnonymousSep 9, 2026 12:18
    Her acting's still just as bad as ever, though.
    7AnonymousSep 9, 2026 12:18
    Yeah, hearing her actual age is the real shock here.
    12AnonymousSep 9, 2026 12:22
    Even having a handsome husband makes it perfect.
    Might not have turned out this way if it were 'Jun'
    13AnonymousSep 9, 2026 12:23
    I really hope her genes get passed down.
    18AnonymousSep 9, 2026 12:32
    Re: #13
    Bit too late for that now.
    14AnonymousSep 9, 2026 12:24
    Takashi Kashiwabara being both Yuki Uchida's manager AND her husband — how did that even happen?
    16AnonymousSep 9, 2026 12:27
    Registered with the Kanbara Famous-Doctor Referral Agency (seems to be a joke/meme reference)
    19AnonymousSep 9, 2026 12:33
    Fan service, fan service — one more step up the stairway to adulthood.
    20AnonymousSep 9, 2026 12:34
    When she goes back to short hair, she genuinely still looks exactly like she did at 17.
    21AnonymousSep 9, 2026 12:34
    Doesn't she look way too young?
    22AnonymousSep 9, 2026 12:35
    A guy I know divorced at 47, ditched his wife and kids, married a younger woman, and had a baby at 50.
    A man can pull that off, but once a woman hits 50 that's pretty much off the table.
    23AnonymousSep 9, 2026 12:35
    One of the rare women I like more now than when she was young.
    24AnonymousSep 9, 2026 12:38
    Yuki Uchida is way too cute.
    25AnonymousSep 9, 2026 12:38
    Maybe she's young-looking because she never had kids.
    She's probably doing serious anti-aging stuff, but still, impressive.
    26AnonymousSep 9, 2026 12:40

    Honestly she's cuter now lol
    27AnonymousSep 9, 2026 12:40
    30AnonymousSep 9, 2026 12:42
    Born in 1975:
    Ryoko Yonekura
    Yuki Uchida
    Michiko Kichise
    Vivian Hsu
    Nanase Aikawa
    32AnonymousSep 9, 2026 12:45
    Old photos weren't retouched nearly as much back then.
    Thanks to how far editing software has come, people like Maki Horikita look way cuter by today's standards too.
    35AnonymousSep 9, 2026 12:47


    37AnonymousSep 9, 2026 12:48
    Re: #35
    Thought you were that guy who shows up in every thread dropping exactly 3 pics, but guess not lol
    Thanks though!
    39AnonymousSep 9, 2026 12:51
    Re: #35
    Wish Gettar (nickname for another celebrity) would put on a swimsuit and be this lively too
    41AnonymousSep 9, 2026 12:55
    National idol lineage:
    It went Yuki Uchida → Ryoko Hirosue, but nobody carried the torch after that.
    46AnonymousSep 9, 2026 13:10
    Re: #41
    It carried on to SPEED and Morning Musume.
    After Hirosue is when the group-idol era kicked in.
    43AnonymousSep 9, 2026 13:05
    Re: #1
    lolololololol
    She could pass for 16
    lolololololol
    45AnonymousSep 9, 2026 13:08
    There was a stretch where she went long,
    but short hair really is her best look.
    47AnonymousSep 9, 2026 13:19
    17 years old

    49AnonymousSep 9, 2026 13:25
    As of October 2024

    https://imgur.com/wkPopIo.jpg
    50AnonymousSep 9, 2026 13:26
    Re: #49
    Akane-chin, what's this connection about
    58AnonymousSep 9, 2026 13:53
    These days they'd just airbrush out every wrinkle on the armpits, waist, and stomach anyway.

    Background and Talking Points

    Yuki Uchida, born in 1975, was one of the defining actresses and idols of the 1990s. She married actor Takashi Kashiwabara in 2001, and commenters spent plenty of time discussing their marriage. This round of photo comparisons picked up steam partly because several other female celebrities also born in 1975 are hitting 50 around the same time — though it’s worth noting that these “youthfulness” comparisons don’t really account for differences in photo editing or shooting conditions. The later discussion about the idol lineage moving from “Uchida Yuki to Hirosue Ryoko” and then into the group-idol era also tracks with the real history of the industry, as SPEED and Morning Musume rose to prominence in the late 1990s — so it’s more than just nostalgic chatter.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Hello! Project) thread “Yuki Uchida (50) wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.”