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  • Two Teachers Disciplined for Driving 22 Students to a Match — 5ch: ‘What Did They Even Do Wrong?’

    On September 11, the Hiroshima Prefectural Board of Education announced it had issued disciplinary reprimands to two male teachers at a prefectural high school for giving students unauthorized rides in their private cars while supervising a club activity trip. On May 4, over the roughly 16km route from their lodging to the practice-match venue, the 33-year-old teacher reportedly made four and a half round trips carrying a total of 19 students in his car, while the 25-year-old teacher carried 3 students. In 2022, following a spate of indecency incidents involving teachers, Hiroshima’s board of education had banned staff from giving students rides in private vehicles without a supervisor’s permission. On 5ch, opinions split between those sympathizing with the teachers’ predicament and those questioning why they didn’t use proper channels like a chartered bus or simply get permission.

    The Hiroshima Prefectural Board of Education announced on the 11th that it had issued disciplinary reprimands to two male teachers at a prefectural high school.

    According to the board, a 33-year-old male teacher at the school made four and a half round trips on May 4 between the lodging and the practice-match venue while escorting students to a practice match held within the prefecture, giving a total of 19 students rides in his private car.

    A 25-year-old male teacher likewise gave 3 students rides between the same lodging and the practice-match venue.

    Source: newsdig.tbs.co.jp / Original article here

    2AnonymousSep 11, 2026 20:45
    Can't be helped if it's against the rules, I guess.
    Time to raise the club fees.
    3AnonymousSep 11, 2026 20:46
    What exactly did they do wrong????
    4AnonymousSep 11, 2026 20:47
    Re: #3
    Gas money doesn't grow on trees, you know.
    67AnonymousSep 11, 2026 21:09
    Re: #3
    It's right there in Re: #1 — treat every teacher like a potential sex offender.
    5AnonymousSep 11, 2026 20:47
    Being a club advisor at a public school is basically a punishment gig at this point. Just scrap the position.
    7AnonymousSep 11, 2026 20:48
    Guess parents will just have to cough up for the bus.
    Skimp on it and you get a 'Yamagata' situation (a reference to the Yamagata case where a coach forcing an extreme run in the heat led to a student's death).
    19AnonymousSep 11, 2026 20:54
    Re: #7
    Some school made headlines for something similar around the spring holidays — wait, was that Yamagata, or did something else happen there too? (name is garbled in the original post)
    8AnonymousSep 11, 2026 20:48
    Who actually filed the complaint is a mystery.
    77AnonymousSep 11, 2026 21:13
    Re: #8
    Bet there were nights some benched player just couldn't choke down the frustration anymore.
    9AnonymousSep 11, 2026 20:49
    That's rough. So what were they supposed to do instead?
    17AnonymousSep 11, 2026 20:52
    Re: #9
    Either get proper permission from a supervisor, or pool money and rent a bus. That's the point.
    10AnonymousSep 11, 2026 20:50
    What's with the 'half' trip?
    Did they seriously leave someone stranded on the last leg?
    14AnonymousSep 11, 2026 20:52
    Re: #10
    Split it into 3 runs and it comes out to four and a half round trips.
    49AnonymousSep 11, 2026 21:02
    Re: #10
    The last leg doesn't need to go back to the inn, so it's not a full round trip.
    73AnonymousSep 11, 2026 21:12
    Re: #10
    That's really not something worth agonizing over.
    12AnonymousSep 11, 2026 20:50
    What a nasty snitch move.
    Sounds like some parent ratted them out because their kid didn't get to play.
    13AnonymousSep 11, 2026 20:51
    16km? They could've just jogged it lol
    15AnonymousSep 11, 2026 20:52
    If anything, they should be getting a thank-you.
    20AnonymousSep 11, 2026 20:54
    Guess everyone just makes their own way to the meeting point from now on.
    21AnonymousSep 11, 2026 20:54
    Re: #1
    > ■ Spate of indecency incidents leads to ban on unauthorized private-car rides
    > In 2022, after a series of indecency incidents involving teachers, the prefectural board banned staff from giving students rides in private vehicles without their supervisor's permission.

    So rental cars or taxis are fine, then?
    109AnonymousSep 11, 2026 21:29
    Re: #21
    They're fine, but doesn't the school just not cover the cost? Collecting money from parents for every single away trip is a huge hassle too.
    22AnonymousSep 11, 2026 20:55
    Rules can flex depending on the situation — this is exactly that kind of case.
    23AnonymousSep 11, 2026 20:55
    I thought they'd made the kids walk the 16km.
    Turns out they didn't do anything wrong at all.
    24AnonymousSep 11, 2026 20:55
    Deciding to shuttle kids back and forth over 16km four times
    does make me think this guy isn't great at planning,
    but the punishment still feels harsh.
    25AnonymousSep 11, 2026 20:55
    It comes down to who's liable if there's ever an accident.
    Are schools really so cash-strapped they can't even charter a bus?
    32AnonymousSep 11, 2026 20:58
    Bigger question — why pick lodging 16km away from the venue in the first place?
    43AnonymousSep 11, 2026 21:00
    Re: #32
    Probably couldn't find anywhere closer with enough rooms for the whole group.
    53AnonymousSep 11, 2026 21:04
    If you take 'there was no other way to get there' at face value,
    I do feel for the teacher,
    but I'd bet the real screwup happened earlier — the schedule, the choice of lodging,
    how it was explained to parents, all of it.
    Someone actually good at this job wouldn't end up here.
    56AnonymousSep 11, 2026 21:05
    Re: #53
    It had probably become routine by that point.
    57AnonymousSep 11, 2026 21:06
    These days, even good intentions come back to bite you.
    63AnonymousSep 11, 2026 21:08
    Re: #57
    The point is, the moment they picked lodging with no transportation, they should've gotten permission ahead of time.

    What 'good intentions,' lol
    64AnonymousSep 11, 2026 21:08
    Seriously, this is what gets punished?
    Club activities are already unpaid weekend labor — no gas money, no extra pay — and now one complaint from a helicopter parent gets them a pay cut?
    Way too harsh on the teacher.
    Go drive your own kid around yourself.
    81AnonymousSep 11, 2026 21:14
    Re: #64
    The point is they should've gotten permission beforehand, right? lol

    Background and key points of this story

    The disciplinary action wasn’t for giving students a ride — it was for doing so without the supervisor’s permission. In 2022, after a string of indecency incidents involving teachers, Hiroshima’s prefectural board of education banned private-car rides in principle and switched to a permission-based system. On the thread, sympathetic voices (‘we should be grateful they drove the kids’) sat alongside pointed comments that ‘they just should have gotten permission first’ — and as the latter suggests, the rule never fully ruled out giving students a ride. A reprimand is among the lightest categories of disciplinary action, below dismissal, suspension, and pay cuts. The backdrop also includes the reality that schools often don’t cover chartered buses or taxis for club trips, meaning the tension between a teacher’s good intentions and strict rule-following isn’t unique to this case.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Geinou/Sports Express+) thread “‘There was no other way to get there’ — club advisor teachers made four round trips over roughly 16km to the match venue, giving a total of 22 students rides in their cars. Two teachers disciplined in Hiroshima Prefecture.”

  • Self-Proclaimed “Microsleeper” Daisuke Hori Staggers and Slurs His Words — 5ch: “Bro’s Gonna Die on Stream”

    YouTuber Daisuke Hori, who calls himself a "microsleeper," became visibly unsteady and started slurring his words during a livestream in which he’s attempting a string of short, intermittent naps — and it’s become a hot topic on 5ch. After talking nonstop for ages, he suddenly went silent, worrying some viewers, while others took a more cynical view: "Bet he’s got pre-recorded footage ready to go" and "What a schemer." The thread also debated whether genuine short sleepers even exist, with some recalling a TV show that ran a similar stunt in the past, as more and more people tuned in to see how the stream would play out.

    1AnonymousSep 11, 2026 20:41
    He's been talking nonstop this whole time and now he's basically silent
    3AnonymousSep 11, 2026 20:42
    If this is an act, the guy's a real schemer
    29AnonymousSep 11, 2026 20:51
    Re: #3
    He's probably got pre-recorded footage on standby
    4AnonymousSep 11, 2026 20:42
    Guess actual short sleepers just don't exist
    34AnonymousSep 11, 2026 20:52
    Re: #4
    Even if real ones exist, no way it's 30 minutes
    Even history's most famous short sleepers maxed out around 3 hours
    5AnonymousSep 11, 2026 20:42
    Everyone's tuning in exactly because he looks like he's about to pass out
    7AnonymousSep 11, 2026 20:42
    He clearly looks like he's in bad shape
    This is the climax right here
    17AnonymousSep 11, 2026 20:47
    If he can make big money off this, it's worth pushing through
    20AnonymousSep 11, 2026 20:48
    Re: #17
    Reminds me of that thing in China that was briefly a topic — people made to dance until they collapse
    30AnonymousSep 11, 2026 20:51
    Even I only sleep 1 hour a day and I can still hold out a bit longer than that
    37AnonymousSep 11, 2026 20:53
    Re: #30
    You should get some actual sleep too
    32AnonymousSep 11, 2026 20:52
    Is this guy even yawning?
    Does he not yawn at all?
    40AnonymousSep 11, 2026 20:54
    Re: #32
    He's probably holding it back hard
    52AnonymousSep 11, 2026 20:57
    If he keeps this up for a week his brain's seriously going to fry 😰
    55AnonymousSep 11, 2026 20:58
    Re: #52
    The real Guinness record for staying awake was something like 11 days, so he'll be fine, fine
    60AnonymousSep 11, 2026 21:02
    14,000 people watching this?
    Most of them are probably rooting against him
    71AnonymousSep 11, 2026 21:08
    Re: #60
    Seems like the haters are paying with Super Chats just to get their trash talk read out loud
    73AnonymousSep 11, 2026 21:08
    Don't die on stream, man
    79AnonymousSep 11, 2026 21:12
    Re: #73
    No way he's gonna die
    He's a short sleeper, remember
    75AnonymousSep 11, 2026 21:09
    Watching Hori's stream makes you sleepy, highly recommend
    83AnonymousSep 11, 2026 21:14
    Re: #75
    Started watching last night and suddenly got drowsy
    Ended up sleeping soundly for 7 hours
    81AnonymousSep 11, 2026 21:13

    82AnonymousSep 11, 2026 21:13
    Is it actually possible to hold off sleep through sheer willpower until you die?
    84AnonymousSep 11, 2026 21:15
    Re: #82
    Once you hit your limit you'd just black out, so no, not possible
    87AnonymousSep 11, 2026 21:17
    I wonder if he's accidentally letting one rip
    91AnonymousSep 11, 2026 21:18
    Re: #87
    "You farted just now, didn't you~" (a well-known internet meme line)
    94AnonymousSep 11, 2026 21:19
    Once this project's over, I want him to gather celebrities for a 30-minute-sleep battle royale
    Given how big Hori's gotten, I bet he could pull together a solid lineup — it'd definitely be entertaining
    99AnonymousSep 11, 2026 21:21
    Re: #94
    Just imagining it sounds fun
    108AnonymousSep 11, 2026 21:25
    Re: #94
    Takasu would probably conk out instantly (referring to Katsuya Takasu, a Japanese TV personality)
    103AnonymousSep 11, 2026 21:22
    He took a bath and came back to life
    106AnonymousSep 11, 2026 21:24
    Re: #103
    I'd laugh if by the end he's taking a bath every 30 minutes
    104AnonymousSep 11, 2026 21:23
    Feels like some old show like TV Champion did a project like this before
    I remember everyone held out until day 3 or 4
    107AnonymousSep 11, 2026 21:25
    Re: #104
    Maybe it was 'Honoo no Challenger' (Flame Challenger, a Japanese TV show)?
    129AnonymousSep 11, 2026 21:35
    Re: #104
    As I remember it, it ended on day 3
    There was a Self-Defense Force member in it, but even he lost by the end
    114AnonymousSep 11, 2026 21:28
    Just measured mine and here's what it looks like


    For reference I sleep 4.5 hours, so I'm probably an actual short sleeper
    115AnonymousSep 11, 2026 21:28
    His movements are just like mine after an all-nighter playing mahjong
    119AnonymousSep 11, 2026 21:30
    Re: #115
    Lol, one time during an all-night mahjong session my buddy's whole body started leaning sideways
    118AnonymousSep 11, 2026 21:29
    Feels like he's about to say 'got my clips, so I'm calling it here'
    122AnonymousSep 11, 2026 21:32
    Re: #118
    He's got no grit, so he'll probably just start nodding off and cut it short for no clear reason
    121AnonymousSep 11, 2026 21:31
    If he dies from this, is that on us?
    123AnonymousSep 11, 2026 21:32
    Re: #121
    That's on the people throwing money at him on YouTube to cheer him on

    Background and key points of this story

    A "short sleeper" refers to someone whose genetics let them function on extremely little sleep without any impairment — among experts, genuine cases are said to be extremely rare, and even documented examples top out around 3 hours. The repeated 30-minute naps in this project are closer to a "sleep-deprivation / split-sleep challenge" than to the genetic short-sleeper trait itself, and the thread picked up on that distinction, with comments noting that "even a real one couldn’t do 30 minutes." Opinions split between viewers worried he was "near his limit" watching him stagger, and others who took a more cynical view that it might be staged with pre-recorded footage — some even drew comparisons to past TV shows that ran similar stunts. It’s also worth noting, as only came up within the thread, that the stream’s audience isn’t just made up of supporters cheering via Super Chat — some are paying just to get trolling comments read aloud, so it’s not a simple popularity contest.

    *This article is an excerpt and summary from the 5ch (Nandemo Jikkyo G) thread "[Bad News] Self-Proclaimed Microsleeper Daisuke Hori Is Staggering and Slurring His Words."

  • Snow Man Tour Lottery: Pick ‘Anywhere Is Fine’ as Your 4th Choice — Win Hokkaido. Fans Question Organizers’ Drawing Method

    Results for Snow Man’s dome tour ‘DOME TOUR 2026-2027 ALL SUITE’ ticket lottery were announced on September 10. More than half the tickets listed on resale sites reportedly turned out to be for the Hokkaido show, and on 5channel, posts like “I put ‘anywhere is fine’ as my 4th choice and got Hokkaido” and “I listed Hokkaido as high as my 3rd choice and still lost” sparked growing doubts about the lottery method. The thread split between those who argued that not getting your preferred pick is just how a lottery works, and those who found it strange that the results didn’t match the stated preference rankings, with the heavy burden of travel and lodging costs to reach Hokkaido also becoming a talking point.

    More than half of the ‘Snow Man DOME TOUR 2026-2027 ALL SUITE’ tickets listed on resale sites were for the Hokkaido show.

    The ticket lottery results for Snow Man’s dome tour, kicking off October 30, have sparked mixed reactions among fans.

    ‘Snow Man DOME TOUR 2026-2027 ALL SUITE’ will run for 18 shows total across five major dome venues, starting with Hokkaido’s Daiwa House Premist Dome (Sapporo Dome), followed by Tokyo, Aichi, Osaka, and Fukuoka. Ticket lottery results were announced on September 10.

    Source: jprime.jp / Read the original article here

    3AnonymousSep 11, 2026 20:43
    Shukan Josei (Weekly Woman magazine) is as anti-Johnny's as ever lol
    6AnonymousSep 11, 2026 20:44
    That's what happens when idiots run a business targeting other idiots
    8AnonymousSep 11, 2026 20:45
    Hotel prices in Hokkaido are brutal even in normal times
    Even Chitose is bad, let alone Sapporo
    9AnonymousSep 11, 2026 20:46
    As long as it's somewhere on Honshu, I don't care where
    11AnonymousSep 11, 2026 20:47
    Re: #9
    Bet you'd be pissed if it were Aomori or Yamaguchi though
    19AnonymousSep 11, 2026 20:51
    Re: #11
    A venue big enough for Snow Man would be a dome anyway, so it'd be Tokyo/Nagoya/Osaka, right?
    58AnonymousSep 11, 2026 21:35
    Re: #11
    Honestly, that would still be better
    No idea if there's even a venue there though lol
    10AnonymousSep 11, 2026 20:46
    It's a lottery — of course not everyone's going to get their preferred pick
    12AnonymousSep 11, 2026 20:48
    It's like a 2-hour trip from anywhere in Japan — if anything that's close
    13AnonymousSep 11, 2026 20:48
    The moment you win, you have to scramble to book transport and a hotel fast, at inflated prices with availability already tight — that's the real pain
    14AnonymousSep 11, 2026 20:49
    Re: #13
    Honestly, the normal move is to book hotels and transport for every possible outcome with free cancellation the moment you apply
    16AnonymousSep 11, 2026 20:50
    Whatever happened with that naked lady incident anyway?
    Probably got off without charges due to diminished capacity
    17AnonymousSep 11, 2026 20:50
    If 'anytime, anywhere' is fine, then Hokkaido isn't exactly a deal-breaker, is it
    20AnonymousSep 11, 2026 20:52
    Back in the day KinKi Kids played Odate Jukai Dome and it went over terribly…
    22AnonymousSep 11, 2026 20:53
    Don't pick 'anywhere' if you're not prepared for what that means
    24AnonymousSep 11, 2026 20:54
    Just hold it at Seibu Dome instead of Sapporo Dome (home turf of soccer club Consadole)
    26AnonymousSep 11, 2026 20:55
    Woman: 'I want a boyfriend, anyone will do. Just not you.'

    It's like that
    27AnonymousSep 11, 2026 20:56
    You said anywhere was fine, so don't complain now
    28AnonymousSep 11, 2026 20:56
    Hokkaido tickets seem to be easy to win no matter what the event is
    29AnonymousSep 11, 2026 20:56
    Re: #1
    Huh? Didn't you just say anytime, anywhere was fine?
    30AnonymousSep 11, 2026 20:57
    If you're gonna complain, don't pick that option
    35AnonymousSep 11, 2026 21:02
    Re: #30
    Do you not understand Japanese?
    4th choice 'anywhere' → won Hokkaido
    Hokkaido listed as high as 3rd choice → lost
    That's the weird part, get it?
    54AnonymousSep 11, 2026 21:27
    Re: #35
    Depending on how the lottery's actually run, that's not necessarily strange at all
    31AnonymousSep 11, 2026 20:59
    They're called Snow Man after all, so a snowy region works fine
    32AnonymousSep 11, 2026 20:59
    'Anywhere is fine' = Hokkaido
    If you wrote Hokkaido anywhere on your list, regardless of rank = Hokkaido
    33AnonymousSep 11, 2026 21:01
    They should've just added an 'anywhere except Hokkaido' option to the lottery form
    36AnonymousSep 11, 2026 21:04
    When a woman says 'anywhere is fine,' she doesn't actually mean anywhere lol

    Surveying women is pointless
    Since it's never their real answer
    37AnonymousSep 11, 2026 21:10
    You said anywhere was fine, so what's there to complain about?
    If you don't like it, just decline
    38AnonymousSep 11, 2026 21:12
    If it were Es Con Field it'd be right by Chitose and easy to get to though
    39AnonymousSep 11, 2026 21:14
    If there's somewhere you don't want to go, don't pick 'anywhere is fine'
    Are you stupid?
    62AnonymousSep 11, 2026 21:37
    Guy: 'Is there anything you want to eat?'
    Girl: 'Nah, anything's fine.'
    Guy: 'Okay, let's get curry.'
    Girl: 'Ehh…'
    65AnonymousSep 11, 2026 21:40
    Re: #62
    Curry's kind of pricey, go with gyudon (beef bowl) instead
    66AnonymousSep 11, 2026 21:42
    Getting to Hokkaido basically means flying
    The Shinkansen only reaches as far as Hakodate, so it takes forever from there
    And flights might be packed and hard to book too
    74AnonymousSep 11, 2026 21:45
    Re: #66
    And the cheapest option, driving, isn't really usable either
    67AnonymousSep 11, 2026 21:42
    They probably run the win/lose lottery first, then allocate venues from there
    The people who wanted Hokkaido lost that lottery
    If open slots just get filled by preference, that's not really a lottery
    73AnonymousSep 11, 2026 21:45
    Re: #67
    It's not that they allocate afterward — they run a separate lottery for each preferred venue
    Since fewer people want Hokkaido than Tokyo or Osaka, the win rate for Hokkaido ends up higher
    You can't apply for multiple venues with Snow Man, right?

    Background and Key Points of This Discussion

    This tour comprises 18 shows total across five major dome venues in Hokkaido, Tokyo, Aichi, Osaka, and Fukuoka. Applications appear to have used a ranked-preference format, and one view that emerged in the thread was that ‘anywhere is fine’ — effectively the lowest-priority option — may naturally funnel toward the Hokkaido show, which tends to be less popular due to its logistics. Since getting to Hokkaido generally requires flying or a lengthy Shinkansen trip, and lodging tends to run more expensive there, the application-to-seat ratio may genuinely have differed by venue from the start. At the same time, the organizers haven’t clarified whether the lottery is run independently per venue or as a single draw that factors in ranked preferences across the board, so individual anecdotes like “I listed Hokkaido as my 3rd choice and lost, but got in with ‘anywhere’ as my 4th choice” aren’t enough on their own to confirm whether the lottery process actually produced a genuine contradiction. Much of the disagreement in the thread stems from the fact that these lottery details were never made public.

    *This article is compiled as an excerpt/summary of the 5channel (Geinou/Sports News+) thread “Snow Man Tour: Picking ‘Anywhere Is Fine’ as 4th Choice Wins Hokkaido — ‘Complaint’ Post Blows Up, Fans Question Organizers’ Lottery Method.”

  • Overseas Gamers Slam New Ocarina of Time Remake Footage as “PS3-Era Graphics” — 5ch Claps Back: “We’re Playing It Anyway”

    Nintendo’s newly released footage of The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time remake sparked controversy after overseas social media users criticized it, calling the gameplay “outdated” and the graphics “like something from the PS3 era.” On 5ch’s hardware/industry board (Geha), the post touched off a wave of reactions, with opinions split over whether the graphical direction matches the original and whether a realistic-style remake is even the right call. Plenty pushed back too, arguing you shouldn’t judge from still images alone since the actual footage leaves a different impression.

    Outdated gameplay. Graphics like something out of the PS3 era. Everyone’s just drunk on nostalgia.

    Source: x.com / original post here

    3AnonymousSep 11, 2026 19:55
    Here, have some Wolverine (his healing factor oughta fix those eyes).
    5AnonymousSep 11, 2026 19:55
    LOL people are telling him he should get his eyes checked
    6AnonymousSep 11, 2026 19:55
    Seriously, one person said "Wolverine" so now everyone's just parroting it
    Couldn't be more obvious what's going on
    28AnonymousSep 11, 2026 20:01
    Re: #6
    This genuinely worries me
    Same reaction in every country, too
    13AnonymousSep 11, 2026 19:57
    Resident Evil 5 on PS3 looks shockingly rough if you go back and look at it now
    Nostalgia goggles are terrifying
    14AnonymousSep 11, 2026 19:58
    It's basically a remake where only the graphics got prettier
    Of course that's gonna read as nostalgia-bait
    16AnonymousSep 11, 2026 19:58
    Can't be helped, PS2 to PS3 was a real jump in hardware power
    17AnonymousSep 11, 2026 19:59
    Y'all are seriously overdoing the graphics complaints
    Such a boring crowd, these 'wall dwellers' (slang mocking narrow-minded nitpickers, riffing on the isolated wall-folk from Attack on Titan)
    18AnonymousSep 11, 2026 19:59
    Star Fox's remake missed the mark and was a letdown, so I bet Zelda's gonna be the same
    30AnonymousSep 11, 2026 20:01
    Re: #18
    I dunno about that
    This much buzz off just a trailer
    Could be Nintendo's first 10-million-seller in a while
    44AnonymousSep 11, 2026 20:07
    Re: #17
    The graphics shown were realistic-style, but let's not post brain-dead replies here
    Re: #30
    People click on game trailers just because the title's famous and they're curious
    Whether it actually sells is a whole separate question
    It's nerds like you reading the numbers however's convenient for you that's why Japanese publishers now just crank out mediocre games and sell them on hype
    You did this to yourselves
    19AnonymousSep 11, 2026 19:59
    Ugh, another victim of 30fps has appeared
    Poor thing
    21AnonymousSep 11, 2026 20:00
    Nintendo and Sony are both garbage
    22AnonymousSep 11, 2026 20:00
    GTA6 hasn't even come out yet and people's eyes are already burning?
    23AnonymousSep 11, 2026 20:00
    It's better than Elden Ring's muddy graphics, but still kinda meh
    25AnonymousSep 11, 2026 20:00
    LOL even overseas everyone's eyes are already ruined by GTA6
    32AnonymousSep 11, 2026 20:02
    Re: #1
    This is the reply that got me the most lol


    Every system this guy pledges loyalty to just dies. Started with Xbox, now it's PS5. Bro, you're cursed.
    https://x.com/LandoCal83/status/2097912882142847308
    37AnonymousSep 11, 2026 20:04
    Re: #32
    So he's the overseas version of a 'reverse prophet' (whatever he backs is doomed)?
    43AnonymousSep 11, 2026 20:07
    Way too many Japanese publishers who'd get gutted by that exact same criticism
    73AnonymousSep 11, 2026 20:26
    Re: #43
    I say this every single time: just build it carefully enough that we can have the same experience we had back then (something we can actually talk about)

    But no, they keep churning out remakes where you can't even tell what they want you to enjoy or where the value's supposed to be
    54AnonymousSep 11, 2026 20:11
    It's a stretch on PS2-level hardware
    Gotta bump up the specs
    66AnonymousSep 11, 2026 20:22
    It's kinda gross, right
    The graphics
    71AnonymousSep 11, 2026 20:25
    Re: #66
    Doesn't feel off at all in the actual video
    https://youtu.be/D_2oAwKfdKI?si=FIYc6EZdhNM0Jh1w
    72AnonymousSep 11, 2026 20:25
    Graphics that look like cheap, low-grade oil clay


    74AnonymousSep 11, 2026 20:26
    Re: #72
    Conveying the appeal through a still image takes real skill too
    I think they've been going for that kind of visual style since Breath of the Wild
    76AnonymousSep 11, 2026 20:27
    Re: #72
    That take only really holds up for the first image…
    78AnonymousSep 11, 2026 20:28
    Re: #72
    Doesn't look off at all in motion
    80AnonymousSep 11, 2026 20:29
    No, the graphics themselves are fine
    It's the art style, or really the graphical direction, that doesn't match the original
    92AnonymousSep 11, 2026 20:38
    Re: #80
    Unless it's slapped with N64-grade texture images
    and flat pseudo-normal-map shading

    otherwise these people would probably call anything 'graphical direction doesn't match the original'
    They'd probably say 'the direction doesn't match the original' even if it's just textures slapped on

    Background and Points of Debate

    Ocarina of Time originally released on the Nintendo 64 in 1998, and what’s sparked this discussion is the overseas reaction to new footage from its remake. Worth noting: the post that started it all didn’t come from an industry insider or expert, just an ordinary social media account, so it isn’t necessarily an authoritative take. Within the thread, several people pushed back against judging the game from still images alone, arguing the impression changes once you see it in motion — part of why opinions split comes down to how the material was presented. The debate over realistic-style remake graphics is also a familiar pattern that’s played out before, such as with the Star Fox remake, and this looks like another round of the classic praise-versus-criticism split that flares up whenever Nintendo puts out a high-fidelity remake.

    *This article is composed as an excerpt/summary of the 5ch (Hardware/Industry (Geha)) thread “Overseas experts criticize Zelda Ocarina of Time Remake! “Outdated gameplay. Graphics like something from the PS3 era.”“

  • Konno Buruma Furious Over Kura Sushi’s ‘Chiikawa’ Collab Cancellation — 5ch Asks: ‘Wouldn’t a Lottery System Cut Down on Reselling?’

    Kura Sushi fully cancelled its “Chiikawa” collaboration on the 6th after discovering that an employee had been illegally reselling merchandise. The move came after prize items from the “Bikkura Pon!” lottery game turned up in bulk on flea-market apps. In response, comedian Konno Buruma vented her anger on a TV show, saying, “My kid loves this stuff so much… seriously, give everyone back their feelings.” On 5ch, reactions weren’t limited to sympathy for her — plenty of posters also criticized the lottery system itself and floated fixes, expanding the discussion into a broader debate over anti-reselling measures.

    Fri, Sep 11, 4:50 PM

    Comedian Konno Buruma appeared on Kansai TV’s “Shunkan LIVE Toretate!” on the 11th, where she showed her frustration over the news that Kura Sushi had cancelled its “Chiikawa” collaboration.

    According to Kura Sushi, it confirmed that Chiikawa collab merchandise — handed out as prizes when you win the “Bikkura Pon!” game — was showing up in bulk listings on flea-market apps. An investigation found an employee was behind the misconduct, leading the chain to cancel the entire collaboration starting on the 6th.

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Read the original article here

    2AnonymousSep 11, 2026 17:50
    Guess I'll watch Piece-kun, the world's most famous capybara from Omiya Zoo, on YouTube while I crack open a beer.
    4AnonymousSep 11, 2026 17:50
    Wait, she has a kid?! I feel betrayed.
    11AnonymousSep 11, 2026 17:56
    Re: #4
    She got married back in 2019, man…
    6AnonymousSep 11, 2026 17:52
    Everything turns into a huge deal because of the SNS echo chamber these days — society just keeps getting more suffocating.
    7AnonymousSep 11, 2026 17:52
    If they made it a proper entry-based lottery instead of first-come-first-served, and clearly announced winners on the official website instead of just "you'll find out when it ships," that might cut down on reselling a bit.
    8AnonymousSep 11, 2026 17:54
    Best move would've been to just play dumb about it, like the other restaurant chains do.
    10AnonymousSep 11, 2026 17:56
    Lesson learned: nothing good ever comes from swarming over Chiikawa merch.
    13AnonymousSep 11, 2026 17:57
    So Kura Sushi's policy is basically "don't buy from us, buy it off Mercari instead"?
    16AnonymousSep 11, 2026 17:57
    Re: #1
    That's exactly where you should've used your signature dirty jokes to lighten the mood.
    17AnonymousSep 11, 2026 17:58
    These trendy goods turn into trash in no time anyway, but people still want them that badly.
    18AnonymousSep 11, 2026 18:00
    Re: #17
    Sounds like the type who'd toss their kid's stuff out without a second thought.
    48AnonymousSep 11, 2026 18:35
    Raise your kid not to throw a fit over something that minor.
    51AnonymousSep 11, 2026 18:37
    Kura Sushi sponsors all kinds of things, so you probably don't want to pick a fight with them.
    54AnonymousSep 11, 2026 18:41
    There's something about Chiikawa that turns people vicious.
    55AnonymousSep 11, 2026 18:44
    Apparently Steam Frame is going to require an upfront deposit, aimed at scalpers and people who preorder with no intention of buying and just cancel. That's how bad things have gotten lately.
    Valve runs a pretty small operation staff-wise, so even processing cancellations eats up time and labor, which is part of why secondary and tertiary sales batches take so long to go out. The preorder-and-cancel idiots can go to hell too.
    57AnonymousSep 11, 2026 18:47
    Do people even go to Kura Sushi in the first place? The food's bad, the "pickled ginger" made from daikon is unacceptable, and the plate return slot has this thick crust of grime on it — physically repulsive.
    64AnonymousSep 11, 2026 19:18
    Re: #57
    Exactly — that's the alchemy of it. Getting people who normally wouldn't set foot in the place, or women and kids who'd never spend even ¥1,000 a head at Kura Sushi, to drop ¥10,000 or ¥20,000 instead.
    Lotteries, pay-to-boost-your-odds, gacha, randomization — they keep raising the bar until you finally get the one you want, or complete the whole set.
    58AnonymousSep 11, 2026 18:54
    The government isn't doing anything about this, so you can't really blame Kura Sushi.
    59AnonymousSep 11, 2026 18:57
    Can't flea-market sites let sellers… I mean, let companies file a request in advance to block certain items from being listed?
    61AnonymousSep 11, 2026 18:58
    Only an idiot actually thinks they're gonna win a festival raffle.
    62AnonymousSep 11, 2026 19:00
    Re: #1
    Just ban resale for a limited window, problem solved.
    63AnonymousSep 11, 2026 19:06
    She's a mom and still does that kind of raunchy material?
    Impressive.
    It's not like being a radio host, you know — she's on TV.
    66AnonymousSep 11, 2026 19:22
    Other chains use random draws too, but if you spend over ¥3,000 you actually get to choose your prize. With Bikkura Pon, you should just go in thinking "nice if I win" and leave it at that.

    Background and Key Points of This Story

    Kura Sushi’s “Bikkura Pon!” is a lottery-style prize game that hands out Chiikawa collab merchandise to winners, and the entire collaboration was cancelled after an employee was found illegally reselling those prizes. Konno Buruma’s anger voiced the frustration of a parent whose kid had been looking forward to the goods, but reactions on the thread weren’t unanimous sympathy — plenty of posters also turned a critical eye on Kura Sushi’s own business model. A structure where first-come-first-served lottery prizes practically invite resale-driven entries, leading to inflated markups on flea-market apps, isn’t unique to this one incident. Notably, the thread went beyond simply venting anger, with practical suggestions — like making the lottery process public or announcing winners on the official website — worth keeping in mind as more than just outrage.

    ※This article is compiled from excerpts and a summary of the 5ch (Geinou/Sports News+) thread “Konno Buruma Furious Over Kura Sushi’s “Chiikawa” Collab Cancellation: “It Pissed Me Off,” “My Kid Loves This Stuff So Much… Seriously, Give Everyone Back Their Feelings”.”

  • Juice=Juice x Haramichan New Song MV Hits 533K Views in a Week — 5ch: “This Song’s a Monster”

    The music video for “Moré! Mi Amore,” the new song by Hello! Project idol group Juice=Juice and popular pianist Haramichan, has racked up 533,000 views in the week since its release. (“Moré” plays on Japanese slang for looking extra glammed-up.) On 5ch’s Hello! Project board, a thread comparing the view counts of past songs sprang up, buzzing over the fact that it trails only “BLOODY BULLET” (674,000) and “Pride Bright” (618,000) among songs released since 2020. While some posters were upbeat, saying things like “They’ve squeezed this song dry for a whole year and it still hits this hard,” others jumped in to compare it with new releases from BEYOOOOONDS and Morning Musume.’26, which are also gaining traction right now, sparking a split of opinion over which group is more popular.

    1AnonymousSep 11, 2026 19:02
    Juice=Juice MV Views @ 1 Week (March 2020–)
    674,000 — BLOODY BULLET
    618,000 — Pride Bright
    4AnonymousSep 11, 2026 19:27
    They've milked this song for a whole year and it still hits this hard. This song's a monster.
    5AnonymousSep 11, 2026 19:28
    Weak, lol.
    Totally got eaten alive by Beyoo (BEYOOOOONDS) lol
    8AnonymousSep 11, 2026 19:35
    Re: #5
    Forget Beyoo, it's even worse than Anju (ANGERME).
    Juice=Juice is finished.
    6AnonymousSep 11, 2026 19:29
    People are already completely over it
    Everyone's attention has shifted to Beyoo lol
    7AnonymousSep 11, 2026 19:30
    Thanks for warming up the stage for Beyoo, lol
    9AnonymousSep 11, 2026 19:38
    Beyoo's already at 430K, so it's definitely gonna get overtaken
    10AnonymousSep 11, 2026 19:39
    Re: #9
    Juice=Juice is in tears lolololololololololololol

    This is the era of Morning Musume, ANGERME, and BEYOOOOONDS
    11AnonymousSep 11, 2026 19:41
    Is this a sockpuppet post? Lame.
    13AnonymousSep 11, 2026 19:43
    It's funny how whenever someone posting from Asahi Net chimes in, the opposite ends up happening lol (Asahi Net is an ISP — posts from it are a running 5ch jinx meme)
    14AnonymousSep 11, 2026 19:46
    Not sure how big the Haramichan effect was, but this one isn't from phone-farm view-botting, right?
    34AnonymousSep 11, 2026 19:51
    Re: #1
    Re: #2
    What about Kurakura?
    35AnonymousSep 11, 2026 19:52
    Re: #34
    Only around 300K, totally underwhelming
    48AnonymousSep 11, 2026 19:59
    ANGERME lost again
    49AnonymousSep 11, 2026 20:02
    [Breaking] Morning Musume.'26's new song "Yes ka No ka Watashi ka" (lit. "Yes, No, or Me?") MV hits 357K views in a week!
    https://kizuna.5ch.io/test/read.cgi/morningcoffee/1789124497/
    50AnonymousSep 11, 2026 20:05
    Doesn't this prove Juice=Juice isn't just some idol group—
    that they've actually got serious talent?
    53AnonymousSep 11, 2026 20:08
    Re: #50
    That's just an illusion, though
    51AnonymousSep 11, 2026 20:07
    They're just chumps who lost to Beyoo, though? lol
    52AnonymousSep 11, 2026 20:08
    Juice=Juice is done, lol
    It's Beyoo's era now, lol
    57AnonymousSep 11, 2026 20:09
    Beyoo's numbers always spike hard on weekends, lol
    Even the "Moré" Budokan show is probably gonna get overtaken, lol
    58AnonymousSep 11, 2026 20:11
    Re: #57
    Go get past a million!
    65AnonymousSep 11, 2026 20:41
    Beyoo's subscriber count isn't growing at all though…

    Background and Talking Points

    YouTube view counts are often used among fans as a yardstick for gauging the momentum of Hello! Project songs, but the figures are usually not official releases — they’re numbers fans of each group tally up themselves. In this thread too, posts lined up comparing view counts across past Juice=Juice songs and new releases from BEYOOOOONDS and Morning Musume.’26 that came out around the same time, and it spiraled into a back-and-forth over which group comes out on top. Since view counts are affected by release timing, whether promotion was done, and how widely fans share the video, it’s hard to gauge real popularity from raw numbers alone. Some posters in the thread cast doubt on the specific tallying method, but no supporting evidence was offered, which is worth keeping in mind.

    *This article is compiled and summarized from the 5ch (Hello! Project) thread “[Breaking] Juice=Juice x Haramichan’s new song “Moré! Mi Amore” MV hits 533K views in a week!.”

  • BEYOOOOONDS’ ‘Haito’ Keeps Trending — But 5ch Is Split: ‘Their Other Songs Are Goofy-Skit Hell, and Unlike Juice=Juice They’ve Got No Back Catalog to Hook You’

    What had the Hello! Project board buzzing was a back-and-forth over whether BEYOOOOONDS’ new single “Haito” can hold onto its momentum now that the initial buzz has settled. Against the skeptical view that “Haito is great, but every other song is stuck in the group’s goofy comedy-skit style, so there’s nothing to pull you in,” came a wave of pushback: the song is still trending on X a week after release, its live-performance clip keeps racking up views, and the gap with Morning Musume’s new single is closing in on 100,000 views — hardly a slump, they argued, but real momentum. The talk spread into comparisons with Juice=Juice, who once weathered the same goofy-comedy phase, and even spilled over into reviews of Tsubaki Factory’s new song.

    1AnonymousSep 11, 2026 18:45
    211 Nameless-Wanted… 2026/09/11 (Fri) 16:30:01.77 0
    Well, yeah, obviously.
    You think "Haito" is good, then go listen to their other songs and it's straight-up goofy hell.
    6AnonymousSep 11, 2026 18:47
    Juice=Juice is strong because they "built it up over time"
    8AnonymousSep 11, 2026 18:48
    Kunio:
    "The original Juice=Juice lineup basically burned out right after their first Budokan show, and the tour that followed was rough going.
    Just as Juice=Juice was about to slide into the goofy-comedy lane, bringing in the powerhouse vocalist Dambara turned things around.
    So the goofy-comedy role ended up falling to BEYOOOOONDS instead."
    9AnonymousSep 11, 2026 18:48
    And meanwhile Tsubaki Factory is sitting on a whole back catalog
    13AnonymousSep 11, 2026 18:50
    Re: #9
    Tsubaki's new songs have been trash lately though
    11AnonymousSep 11, 2026 18:49
    Feels like the agency is deliberately engineering this not to sell
    14AnonymousSep 11, 2026 18:51
    The agency that will never, ever give up on Hoshibe
    15AnonymousSep 11, 2026 18:53
    Slap "some say" onto a thread title and suddenly even a noisy minority's ramblings pass for public opinion on the Ookami board — or so "some say"
    16AnonymousSep 11, 2026 18:57
    Ranked by YouTube view count:
    Megane, Vitamin ME, DNA, Haito, dodiddone
    The only one in there that's seriously goofy is Megane — the rest are pretty normal
    18AnonymousSep 11, 2026 18:59
    Losing steam already?
    It's only been a week since it blew up on X
    The live clip posted three days ago is still climbing
    And it's about to close a 100k-view gap with Morning Musume's new song
    20AnonymousSep 11, 2026 19:01
    Re: #13
    Momusu is miles better than both Angerme and BEYOOOOONDS
    21AnonymousSep 11, 2026 19:01
    Feels like right after "Haito" dropped it was seriously nothing but bad songs
    It's gotten a bit better since
    22AnonymousSep 11, 2026 19:01
    Re: #13
    Can't beat "Moremi," but they've got "Mappira" and "Aiueon," so that's good enough
    23AnonymousSep 11, 2026 19:02
    I'm an oshi for another group, but seeing BEYOOOOONDS' "Haito" medley at Hina Fes made me think they were pretty good — I just couldn't get into them because so many of their other songs are packed with little comedy skits.
    And the second you say anything even mildly critical about the skits, their fans pile on, so it turns into this exhausting "Hello! Project fan" cycle — the fans themselves end up dragging the group down.
    26AnonymousSep 11, 2026 19:05
    The only BEYOOOOONDS songs I actually liked were "Haito" and "Yume Sae"
    Maybe the chorus of "Girigiri Tensei" at a stretch — that's not enough to get hooked
    27AnonymousSep 11, 2026 19:05
    If TikTok doesn't pick it up, that's the end of it
    30AnonymousSep 11, 2026 19:07
    Doesn't help that the songs getting pushed tend to be skit-heavy
    There are skit songs I do like, but everything's built around short-form clips these days, and if it's not catchy on first watch nobody sticks around — makes you wonder what anyone without a Hello! Project fan's tolerance would even think watching that
    33AnonymousSep 11, 2026 19:09
    No wonder Yuha's leaving
    Her songs are honestly all better anyway
    48AnonymousSep 11, 2026 19:33
    Re: #33
    They're all just cheap-sounding songs
    34AnonymousSep 11, 2026 19:10
    Gen Z and dopamine-addicted kids can't sit through a song with an intro
    If it doesn't start right on the vocals they scroll to the next thing immediately
    And these songs open with a comedy skit
    35AnonymousSep 11, 2026 19:11
    But Yuha could only pull 35 people to her event, you know?
    36AnonymousSep 11, 2026 19:13
    "'Haito' is better than any Juice=Juice song, yep, Haito is" — well, guess that's that, see ya

    Oh, so that's what this is
    Well hey, fine by me I guess
    37AnonymousSep 11, 2026 19:18
    Actually, why did it only blow up for a split second in the first place?
    38AnonymousSep 11, 2026 19:18
    But "Haito" itself is overstuffed too, so it's not exactly a clean hit either
    40AnonymousSep 11, 2026 19:20
    But there's still the fun of watching how the three new members grow from here
    Angerme's got nothing like that going for it
    41AnonymousSep 11, 2026 19:20
    Re: #40
    They've got Nagano, don't they
    42AnonymousSep 11, 2026 19:21
    Takase really shouldn't have quit — it's a bigger blow than Ichioka, Yamazaki, and Shimakura leaving combined
    44AnonymousSep 11, 2026 19:23
    Another anti-fan thread, huh lol
    And once solid arguments from genuine Hello! Project fans plus "Haito's" actual, ongoing momentum start winning out,
    they just spam copypasta to bury the thread once they're losing lol
    45AnonymousSep 11, 2026 19:27
    "Haito" is way overrated
    Their pre-"Haito" songs are miles better, honestly
    46AnonymousSep 11, 2026 19:28
    Views climbing steadily, thanks for that
    49AnonymousSep 11, 2026 19:34
    Going by the one-week numbers it looks set to pass "Harami Amore," so for BEYOOOOONDS that's a huge success
    It's already blown past "High Tension"
    82AnonymousSep 11, 2026 19:43
    I personally like "Positive," but it won't land with a general audience
    It's kind of a downer
    112AnonymousSep 11, 2026 19:47
    Re: #82
    They were clearly trying to make that one blow up via short-form clips
    But "Po~jitibu" builds up slowly, and nobody's got the patience to wait
    It just gets irritating and you scroll past

    Background and Key Points of This Discussion

    The premise driving the thread — that the song “quickly lost steam” — is itself contested within it, with pushback like “it’s been a week since it blew up on X, and the live-performance clip’s view count keeps climbing,” so opinions differ on whether its popularity is actually fading. There are broadly two points of contention: one is the argument that BEYOOOOONDS’ signature comedic “goofy-skit” style of songs makes it hard to hook new listeners; the other is a comparison with how Juice=Juice built up support after going through a similar phase. The discussion also branched off into reviews of other groups’ new songs, like Tsubaki Factory’s, and grievances about the agency’s handling of member casting. Note that the numbers cited here are based purely on posters’ impressions within the thread, not verified against official sales or view-count data.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Hello! Project) thread “Some Say BEYOOOOONDS’ “Haito” Fizzled Out Fast Because “Even If You Like It, Their Other Songs Are Goofy Hell — Unlike Juice=Juice, They Have No Back Catalog to Hook You, and That’s Fatal”.”

  • Praise and Concern Pour In for Streamer Hori Daisuke’s “30 Minutes of Sleep a Day” Broadcast

    Hori Daisuke became the talk of the “Nandemo Jikkyo G” board (a 5channel forum tied to the “Live Galileo” livestreaming board) during a project in which he’s broadcasting his entire daily life, nonstop, for a full week. He’s reportedly kept going on roughly 30 minutes of sleep a day while still doing frequent collab streams, work, and weight training. Viewers were stunned, with comments like “his speech is totally clear and he’s still keeping up with chat” — while others worried about his health, asking “isn’t he out of breath just sitting there?” and “wouldn’t his blood pressure be spiking?” Some suspected he was counting mid-stream dozing as official sleep time, and a few posts mocked his thinning hair. Overall, the thread was a mix of admiration, suspicion, and concern.

    1AnonymousSep 11, 2026 18:48
    There was that head-spa incident on day 3, but — running on 1 hour of total sleep while doing intense workouts, frequent collabs, his own job, AND keeping up with chat replies every single day — isn't that genuinely impressive????
    3AnonymousSep 11, 2026 18:49
    Nah, if 30-minute sleep is just his normal daily routine, then he's just doing what's normal for him.
    6AnonymousSep 11, 2026 18:50
    Re: #3
    You couldn't do it though, could you?
    17AnonymousSep 11, 2026 18:56
    Re: #6
    I get 8 hours of sleep, but if I could rack up impressions [i.e., viral engagement] and cash in while I'm awake, I'd do it too.
    79AnonymousSep 11, 2026 19:23
    Re: #6
    He'd never even say something like that. For him it's probably on the level of saying 'I eat three meals a day.'
    7AnonymousSep 11, 2026 18:50
    But actually watch the stream — he's panting like he just ran a marathon just sitting there. This looks bad.
    10AnonymousSep 11, 2026 18:51
    Re: #7
    His speech is totally normal though, and being able to keep up with chat like this is honestly incredible.
    76AnonymousSep 11, 2026 19:22
    Re: #7
    Right? He's wheezing nonstop even though he's not doing anything. His blood pressure must be dangerously high from the sleep deprivation.
    18AnonymousSep 11, 2026 18:57
    Somehow it's become accepted that any time he accidentally passes out gets converted into his daily sleep quota, but he didn't fall asleep on purpose, so that shouldn't count — those aren't the rules.
    19AnonymousSep 11, 2026 18:58
    Re: #18
    There was never any such rule to begin with — he only ever said he'd stream his daily life.
    26AnonymousSep 11, 2026 18:59
    Re: #18
    That 'rule' is just something haters invented in their own heads. The whole premise was livestreaming a week of ordinary life — of course you're going to doze off sometimes if a massage feels too good.
    24AnonymousSep 11, 2026 18:59
    I don't get the upside of staying awake for 23.5 hours straight.
    29AnonymousSep 11, 2026 19:01
    Re: #24
    He's a massive topic of conversation right now. Frequent collabs, his own work, and stream revenue could net him serious money — that's a huge upside.
    30AnonymousSep 11, 2026 19:01
    If you think he's so amazing, just send him money. Show us a screenshot of your Super Chat [a paid on-stream donation/chat feature].
    34AnonymousSep 11, 2026 19:02
    Re: #30
    I actually did send about 3,000 yen in Super Chat to cheer him on when it started.
    32AnonymousSep 11, 2026 19:01
    Even setting aside the '30 minutes' claim, functioning on just 1 hour of sleep a day would already be impressive enough. I haven't watched, but apparently he's not stumbling around either — he's probably got genuinely rare short-sleeper genes.
    36AnonymousSep 11, 2026 19:03
    Re: #32
    Being able to pull off that intense a workout on day 3 is genuinely impressive.
    42AnonymousSep 11, 2026 19:06
    Isn't it strange that he's getting praised for something he apparently does all the time anyway?
    47AnonymousSep 11, 2026 19:08
    Re: #42
    People doubted he really does this every day, and now he's proving it live — that's exactly why it's getting called impressive.
    52AnonymousSep 11, 2026 19:11
    I don't find it impressive. My honest reaction is 'is that really worth staying awake for?' If he were a novelist or a researcher, I'd respect it.
    59AnonymousSep 11, 2026 19:13
    Re: #52
    He's making serious money off it right now, though.
    64AnonymousSep 11, 2026 19:15
    Re: #52
    He also bathes constantly — the cleanest man in Japan.
    62AnonymousSep 11, 2026 19:14
    I haven't watched the stream — is he actually kept on camera closely enough that sneaking in sleep wouldn't be possible?
    66AnonymousSep 11, 2026 19:15
    Re: #62
    There's just no way to sneak it in, however you try.
    67AnonymousSep 11, 2026 19:15
    Re: #62
    I check in now and then — he's on camera the entire time except the bathroom, so cheating looks impossible. Even the bath is on screen.
    92AnonymousSep 11, 2026 19:31
    Here's the Japanese version of this lol

    97AnonymousSep 11, 2026 19:36
    Re: #92
    This 'controller' gag format has been trending a lot lately.
    98AnonymousSep 11, 2026 19:38
    https://gzo.ai/i/zJvjgxa.jpg
    Sad news [a common 5ch meme tag used to preface bad/unfortunate updates].
    102AnonymousSep 11, 2026 19:42
    True, I'm a farmer myself, and during the busy season I run on about 3 hours of sleep for months at a time. I've never once thought of myself as a short sleeper, though. I guess it depends on how long the stream's blackout periods actually are.
    105AnonymousSep 11, 2026 19:45
    Re: #102
    What are you harvesting that keeps you that busy?
    108AnonymousSep 11, 2026 19:47
    Re: #105
    Morning-picked lettuce. We start harvesting around 2am with a crew of foreign workers. Once summer hits, it's like that for months on end.
    113AnonymousSep 11, 2026 19:53
    Re: #108
    Impressive. Leading a crew of foreign workers for the harvest — farming's gone pretty global these days too.
    114AnonymousSep 11, 2026 19:53
    Re: #108
    What time do you actually finish work?

    Background and Points of Debate

    This project falls into a genre of “up-close” livestreams that broadcast someone’s entire daily life without cuts — and the more extreme the sleep deprivation on display, the more viewer attention it tends to draw. Where the thread split was on how to interpret the short sleep itself: as “talent or a rare physical trait” versus as “performance for the camera.” Medically speaking, people who can genuinely function on roughly 30 minutes of sleep a day — so-called “short sleepers” — are said to be extremely rare, and it isn’t something most people can train themselves into through practice. That’s why some users questioned whether time spent dozing off mid-stream was being folded into his official sleep count. At the same time, the thread also drew in posts from farmers who work on just a few hours of sleep during their busy season, with some arguing that extreme short sleep isn’t actually all that unusual. Note that this article simply relays statements made in the thread and does not verify his actual sleep duration or health condition.

    *This article is an excerpted summary of the 5channel (“Nandemo Jikkyo G” board) thread “[Image] Hori Daisuke wwwwwwwwww” (the trailing string of “w”s is Japanese internet shorthand for laughter, equivalent to “lol”). Source thread.

  • What’s AKB48’s Greatest Song Ever? 5ch Votes Pile Up for ‘Heavy Rotation’ and ‘Koi Chun’

    A thread asking what the “greatest song of all time” is among AKB48’s tracks got lively on 5ch. Some pushed for songs like “Heavy Rotation” and “I Want You,” which spread widely through TV commercials and karaoke, while others argued “Koi Suru Fortune Cookie” was in a league of its own, and some fans cited “Kimi to Boku no Polaris,” a song only ever performed at theater shows. With people also pointing out that sales figures don’t always line up with general public awareness, the debate ended up split over what “greatest” should even mean.

    1AnonymousSep 11, 2026 17:26
    Kokoro Pura? (short for "Kokoro no Placard"/"Heart's Placard")
    2AnonymousSep 11, 2026 17:27
    The "I Want You" one
    3AnonymousSep 11, 2026 17:30
    I want to give Akari a copy of Tokuhiro Masaya's manga Ken-chan & Chako-chan
    4AnonymousSep 11, 2026 17:31
    "Skirt, Hirari"
    5AnonymousSep 11, 2026 17:31
    "Fawchun Chickie" (a garbled mispronunciation of "Fortune Cookie")
    6AnonymousSep 11, 2026 17:32
    "Everyday, Kamihikouki" (Everyday, Paper Airplane)
    7AnonymousSep 11, 2026 17:33
    Isn't it "Legal Speed and Superiority Complex"?
    8AnonymousSep 11, 2026 17:33
    The one that actually became a proper hit, got recognized by regular people, and still gets sung at karaoke is Heavy Rotation, right?
    9AnonymousSep 11, 2026 17:36
    I only know "I Want You"
    23AnonymousSep 11, 2026 17:52
    Re: #9
    From the Wii commercial
    10AnonymousSep 11, 2026 17:36
    Re: #1
    What's that short for?
    11AnonymousSep 11, 2026 17:36
    Listened again to a song I loved back in their prime after ages — it just didn't hit the same
    13AnonymousSep 11, 2026 17:38
    "Kachusha Girl" (Headband Girl)
    14AnonymousSep 11, 2026 17:38
    "Only Today"
    15AnonymousSep 11, 2026 17:39
    "Seifuku ga Jama o Suru" (My School Uniform Gets in the Way)
    16AnonymousSep 11, 2026 17:39
    Cookie's basically the only good song
    17AnonymousSep 11, 2026 17:40
    "Kimi no Koto ga Suki Dakara" (Because I Like You) — Tetsuro Oda is a genius
    18AnonymousSep 11, 2026 17:41
    Among their recent songs, "Kimi to Boku no Polaris" was great
    35AnonymousSep 11, 2026 18:10
    Re: #18
    Apparently when that song was first performed at a theater show, Mukaichi Mion was watching from the audience and was moved to tears
    19AnonymousSep 11, 2026 17:41
    "Namida Surprise" (Tears Surprise)
    20AnonymousSep 11, 2026 17:41
    It's gotta be "Squall no Aida ni" (During the Squall)
    21AnonymousSep 11, 2026 17:42
    Erii's "Hisashiburi no Lip Gloss" (Lip Gloss After a Long Time)
    24AnonymousSep 11, 2026 17:54
    Ai-chan's "Koizume"
    25AnonymousSep 11, 2026 17:55
    The Ito Momoka one
    29AnonymousSep 11, 2026 18:02
    The paper airplane one reminds me of COVID lol
    30AnonymousSep 11, 2026 18:03
    The remix version they only ever performed live at Kamonegi
    31AnonymousSep 11, 2026 18:04
    "Candy" — baby baby baby
    32AnonymousSep 11, 2026 18:04
    Honestly, Koi Chun — I don't think there's a song better than that one
    37AnonymousSep 11, 2026 18:20
    Some person I didn't recognize sang "Flying Get" in English, right? Tomoaki Ogura raved about it on Tokudane
    41AnonymousSep 11, 2026 18:26
    Their all-time best-selling single being "Sayonara Crawl"?

    Never even heard of it
    49AnonymousSep 11, 2026 18:53
    Re: #41
    It's a good song, but Koi Chun, released right after it, was such a massive presence that it overshadowed it
    42AnonymousSep 11, 2026 18:28
    "Ne mo Ha mo Rumor," billed as AKB48's big comeback, was good — but right when they were about to take off, the center went and messed up
    43AnonymousSep 11, 2026 18:32
    You should've gone with "Oogoe Diamond" there
    44AnonymousSep 11, 2026 18:38
    The only one I actually own is "UZA," which I bought at Book Off
    46AnonymousSep 11, 2026 18:45
    I want to push for "Sakura no Hanabiratachi" here
    47AnonymousSep 11, 2026 18:48
    I'm not even an AKB otaku but I know every song mentioned so far — it'd take some effort to name one I don't know
    50AnonymousSep 11, 2026 18:56
    "Max Toki 315-gou"
    "Onegai Valentine"
    52AnonymousSep 11, 2026 19:30
    AKB has a lot of good songs since so many different people write for them — it's basically a collection of everyone's best effort
    60AnonymousSep 11, 2026 19:54
    It's gotta be "11-gatsu no Anklet" (November Anklet), Mayuyu's last one
    61AnonymousSep 11, 2026 19:57
    "Ne mo Ha mo Rumor" — the only AKB CD I ever bought

    Background and Points of Debate

    Since forming in 2005, AKB48 has put out a huge number of single and album tracks, and because the selected members and center position rotate from song to song, which tracks resonate most varies a lot by generation. Songs frequently brought up in the thread — “Heavy Rotation,” “Koi Suru Fortune Cookie,” and “Flying Get” — were also used in TV commercials and variety shows, spreading to the general public, and drew support based on that name recognition. On the other hand, songs like “Kimi to Boku no Polaris,” which debuted at a theater show, or “11-gatsu no Anklet,” tied to a specific member’s graduation, gathered votes tied to fans’ personal experiences, splitting the thread over whether “greatest” should mean “most famous” or “most meaningful.” The fact that sales rankings don’t always match public awareness was also part of why the discussion never quite converged.

    *This article is compiled from excerpts and a summary of the 5ch (Hello! Project board) thread “So What Was AKB48’s Greatest Song, Really?“

  • Iga vs. Koga: Sponge-Sword Night Raid Event Announced — 5ch Says ‘The Koga Will Be Shamed, Verily’

    Iga City (Mie Prefecture) and Koga City (Shiga Prefecture) will hold their first-ever “Shinobi Yo-uchi 2026: Iga vs. Koga — The First Reiwa Rebellion” on October 3 at Yono Park, a sponge-sword night-raid experience event. Modeled on the 1581 Tensho Iga War, it’s organized by the “Shinobi no Sato Iga-Koga Ninja Council,” a group formed by the tourism associations of both cities, and they’re recruiting people willing to pay an entry fee just to play a ninja for the day. On 5ch, the thread sprawled from arguments over the correct reading of “Koga” and whether Koga even had ninja clans historically, to the origins of the popular ninja image and generation-by-generation debates over ninja anime.

    The Koga clan marches out on Oda Nobunaga’s orders, the Iga clan rises to meet them. Modeled on the 1581 (Tensho 9) Tensho Iga War, this event lets participants dress up as ninja and experience a night raid using sponge swords

    “Shinobi Yo-uchi (Night Raid) 2026: Iga vs. Koga — The First Reiwa Rebellion” will be held for the first time on October 3 from 3:30 to 9:00 PM in Tsuge-cho, Iga City, Mie Prefecture, on the border with Koga City, Shiga Prefecture,

    at Yono Park. The organizer — the “Shinobi no Sato Iga-Koga Ninja Council,” made up of Iga City, Koga City, and both cities’ tourism associations — is looking for people willing to pay an entry fee

    Source: shinobi-youchi.xn--com)-863c8n.xn--n8j3b0csb8g2etwja9002fnxcoy5byz7aduvtu8at53bcr3b. / Original article here

    4AnonymousSep 11, 2026 19:15
    The correct reading of "甲賀" is "Kōka" — the voiced "Kōga" is actually a mispronunciation
    45AnonymousSep 11, 2026 19:42
    Re: #4
    That reminds me — there was a pretty girl in my high school named Nakashima (中島) who once got called "Nakajima" by a teacher and snapped, "It's NA-KA-SHI-MA!💢" so hard the whole classroom froze. The memory just came back to me, along with how hard I decided to steer clear of her after that.
    14AnonymousSep 11, 2026 19:22
    "Beloved one, prepare to die!" — is that the kind of event this is?
    16AnonymousSep 11, 2026 19:23
    There were those who hated one another
    Their corpses rot in the fields
    Their souls soak into the earth
    Their bond severed by the blade
    26AnonymousSep 11, 2026 19:29
    My body is already iron, my heart is already void
    Destroy the heavenly demons
    27AnonymousSep 11, 2026 19:29
    Re: #1
    Can we get some regular entertainment threads going too?

    The entertainment/sports board has been seriously short on news lately.
    28AnonymousSep 11, 2026 19:30
    The Koga will be shamed, verily
    29AnonymousSep 11, 2026 19:34
    If they'd just signed up for this instead, they could've made the deadline —
    their ancestors must be cursing their own descendants right about now.
    30AnonymousSep 11, 2026 19:34
    Did Koga even have that kind of ninja to begin with?
    Isn't it just an exclave of Iga, or pure fantasy?
    34AnonymousSep 11, 2026 19:36
    Ton-toko-ton
    Ton-toko-ton
    Those bumbling Iga fools
    Barbecued with a fire jutsu
    35AnonymousSep 11, 2026 19:37
    Shuriken are way too dangerous.
    Caltrops too.
    The whole ninja scene is out of control.
    37AnonymousSep 11, 2026 19:39
    I'm a descendant of Kirigakure Saizō and an Under Ninja (a nod to the manga "Under Ninja") — that cool?
    40AnonymousSep 11, 2026 19:40
    Slipped on a mountain, fell in a valley
    Collapsed right here in our town
    There lay Hattori-kun…
    (a riff on the Ninja Hattori-kun theme song)
    41AnonymousSep 11, 2026 19:40
    Just throw in Lord Tengen and we'll win for sure.
    47AnonymousSep 11, 2026 19:43
    Re: #41
    You mean Tenzen.
    Tengen is from Demon Slayer.
    42AnonymousSep 11, 2026 19:40
    The Iga jōnin (upper-rank ninja) were made up of
    the Hattori, Momochi, and Fujibayashi clans
    46AnonymousSep 11, 2026 19:42
    Re: #42
    I had upperclassmen back in school named Hattori and Fujibayashi.
    44AnonymousSep 11, 2026 19:41
    Re: #1
    Come to think of it, Tomokazu Sugita is in Basilisk too.
    48AnonymousSep 11, 2026 19:45
    Why did my brain misread that as Suga Shikao (the musician)?
    49AnonymousSep 11, 2026 19:45
    Whenever a coworker played the Basilisk slot machine, the "Wild Eyes" bonus would always hit past 10 PM, and he'd joke, "Can't clear it in time, pro move, lol." Then he said his luck felt off and switched to the Code Geass machine — hit two Geass bonus rounds between 10:00 and 10:30 and had to frantically clear them near tears, while I sat next to him cracking up.
    50AnonymousSep 11, 2026 19:46
    Is it okay if I bring my German Shepherd, Shishimaru, along?
    51AnonymousSep 11, 2026 19:47
    Huh, that sounds fun.
    Forget participating, I just want to watch.
    52AnonymousSep 11, 2026 19:47
    Heh… care to find out whether my ninja art, Rama-Butsu, works on me?
    53AnonymousSep 11, 2026 19:47
    Sasuke! I will cut you down! (da-da-da~, da-da-da-da-da-da-da~)
    55AnonymousSep 11, 2026 19:49
    > You can score points by lighting up the enemy camp's lamps or lights.

    Both sides also have spies (traitors) planted among them, and exposing one scores points too. Whichever side has the higher total wins.

    The supreme commander of each side is the mayor.
    The losing mayor has to produce and release a PR video promoting the winning city.




    They even planted spies — this is pretty hardcore.
    56AnonymousSep 11, 2026 19:49
    Lord Tenzen has died again!
    57AnonymousSep 11, 2026 19:49
    I had a classmate named Saiga.
    His grandfather was a fisherman in Wakayama.
    Has to be descended from the Saiga clan (famous mercenary gunner clan).
    62AnonymousSep 11, 2026 19:52
    Using a mistaken ninja image invented by a Showa-era novelist to promote tourism.
    73AnonymousSep 11, 2026 20:02
    Re: #62
    More than a Showa-era novelist,
    it actually traces back to Edo-period war-tale kōdan storytelling and picture books.
    75AnonymousSep 11, 2026 20:07
    Name one ninja-themed manga or anime.
    Your answer will reveal your generation.
    79AnonymousSep 11, 2026 20:11
    Re: #75
    Nintama Rantarō
    81AnonymousSep 11, 2026 20:12
    Re: #75
    Ninin ga Shinobuden
    82AnonymousSep 11, 2026 20:13
    Re: #75
    Ninja Hattori-kun

    Background and Points of Debate

    The “Shinobi Yo-uchi” event is rooted in a real historical event: the 1581 Tensho Iga War, in which Oda Nobunaga attacked Iga. Neighboring Koga’s actual role at the time remains disputed, and surviving records are too thin to confirm what its ninja groups were really like. The thread split mainly over two points. One was the reading of “Koga” (甲賀) — locally, “Kōka” is considered the original reading, though the voiced “Kōga” has become the standard nationwide. The other was the origin of the classic ninja image — the black outfit, the shuriken — with posters split between a “Showa-era fiction” theory and an “Edo-period kōdan storytelling and picture-book” theory. In truth, the now-iconic ninja costume was largely shaped by modern novels and period dramas, though prototypes do appear in Edo-period kōdan as well, so neither side is simply wrong. One thing the article doesn’t mention but is worth noting: the event itself isn’t a historical reenactment — it’s an entertainment project aimed at tourism promotion.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Entertainment/Sports News+) thread “[Ninja] Night Raid with Sponge Swords, Iga vs. Koga: “Reiwa Showdown” — Seeking “Ninja” Volunteers.”