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  • Okinawa’s ‘JUNGLIA’ Theme Park Walks a Financial Tightrope, Could Run Out of Cash as Soon as October

    Okinawa’s theme park “JUNGLIA Okinawa” has reportedly been struggling with cash flow since shortly after passing its first anniversary on July 25, 2026, with Nikkei reporting it could run out of funds as early as the first week of October. The park’s opening reportedly involved investment from the Cool Japan Fund, and banks from outside Okinawa Prefecture are said to have joined the lending syndicate as well. On 5ch, the discussion leaned more toward resignation and analysis than a clean for-or-against debate — with some arguing the banking syndicate can no longer cut its losses and is stuck, others pointing to the park’s poor access and lack of a strong IP, and a stream of sarcastic “here’s how to save it” suggestions.

    Nikkei Financial

    It’s like one typhoon after another. This is about JUNGLIA Okinawa, the large-scale theme park in Okinawa Prefecture that marked its first anniversary on July 25, 2026. It may run out of funds as soon as the first week of October…

    Source: financial.nikkei.com / Read the original article here

    2AnonymousSep 15, 2026 20:34
    Honestly, you'd have more fun watching an Osaka night-view video channel on YouTube than watching Omiya Park's 'Peace-kun' livestream (a peacock mascot at a Saitama park known for its live camera feed).
    4AnonymousSep 15, 2026 20:34
    Just turn it into Pokémon World and the problem's solved.
    197AnonymousSep 15, 2026 21:02
    Re: #4
    Pokémon's probably off the table, so how about Palworld instead?
    8AnonymousSep 15, 2026 20:35
    Make 'Biwako' take responsibility (apparent nickname of an advisor) —
    they only became an advisor about two months ago anyway.
    66AnonymousSep 15, 2026 20:47
    Re: #8
    The vice president acted like it had nothing to do with them, huh.
    9AnonymousSep 15, 2026 20:35
    Let's do a Chiikawa collab and sell limited-edition merch 😉 (Chiikawa is a hugely popular cute-character franchise)
    131AnonymousSep 15, 2026 20:54
    Re: #9
    This 'limited edition merch' cash grab has really hit its peak, hasn't it.
    18AnonymousSep 15, 2026 20:37
    Why not bring in that theme park turnaround master?
    47AnonymousSep 15, 2026 20:43
    Re: #18
    That theme park turnaround master is the guy who founded JUNGLIA in the first place.
    73AnonymousSep 15, 2026 20:48
    Re: #47
    It didn't work because it was a brand-new launch.
    If it's a turnaround job, he could probably pull it off.
    77AnonymousSep 15, 2026 20:48
    Re: #47
    You don't get that they were saying that on purpose, lol.
    20AnonymousSep 15, 2026 20:38
    Why did they even build this thing in Okinawa…
    33AnonymousSep 15, 2026 20:41
    Re: #20
    Because they're getting funding from the Cool Japan Fund.
    145AnonymousSep 15, 2026 20:55
    Re: #33
    Wait, it's a Cool Japan subsidy?
    27AnonymousSep 15, 2026 20:39
    The banks should just cut it loose.
    Let Koja sort it out.
    40AnonymousSep 15, 2026 20:42
    Re: #27
    Well, here's the thing — out-of-prefecture banks like Kagoshima Bank are doing cross-border lending on this.
    If they cut it loose, the loss becomes locked in, so they can't.
    193AnonymousSep 15, 2026 21:01
    Re: #27
    It's Governor Tamaki's problem, so they'll just ignore it.
    Besides, the US military isn't even mixed up in this one.
    28AnonymousSep 15, 2026 20:39
    Turn it into One Piece Land
    and just hand out some random limited-edition card as an entry bonus every month.
    100AnonymousSep 15, 2026 20:51
    Re: #28
    Don't turn it into something washed-up.
    Shouldn't that be Demon Slayer or Chiikawa instead?
    42AnonymousSep 15, 2026 20:43
    Sounds like even Jiro Shimpo has given up on it (a well-known TV commentator/journalist), so it might really be done for.
    45AnonymousSep 15, 2026 20:43
    Re: #40
    Cutting bad debt loose quickly is literally what banking is supposed to do.
    52AnonymousSep 15, 2026 20:45
    Re: #45
    Since they did cross-border lending from outside the prefecture, if they cut their losses now the bank president's head would roll, lol.
    54AnonymousSep 15, 2026 20:45
    Bring in that legendary team that turned USJ around!
    80AnonymousSep 15, 2026 20:48
    Re: #54
    That's the thing — it IS them.
    135AnonymousSep 15, 2026 20:54
    Re: #54
    So, deploy Genta Ogami? (apparent reference to a fictional corporate-turnaround fixer)
    113AnonymousSep 15, 2026 20:52
    A theme park without a famous IP just isn't going to make it.
    124AnonymousSep 15, 2026 20:53
    Re: #113
    That's not really true though —
    Fuji-Q Highland is popular,
    and that's stuck out in the middle of nowhere too.
    125AnonymousSep 15, 2026 20:53
    Re: #113
    If they'd built a Nintendo Land it would've been a guaranteed win though.
    194AnonymousSep 15, 2026 21:02
    What people want from Okinawa is the ocean.
    Churaumi Aquarium lets you see parts of Okinawa's sea you'd never normally see.
    If it's JUNGLIA, they should do a mangrove-forest exploration adventure instead.
    And let people spot things like the Okinawa rail while they're at it.
    206AnonymousSep 15, 2026 21:03
    Re: #194
    Since nature is the main draw here,
    you don't really need attractions, right?
    218AnonymousSep 15, 2026 21:05
    Re: #194
    If you want to see the rail, go to Ishigaki.
    The main island of Okinawa isn't even in the running.
    245AnonymousSep 15, 2026 21:09
    https://pbs.twimg.com/media/HSPPGNRaIAAxcrc.jpg

    Background and Key Points

    JUNGLIA is a privately-led theme park venture; the Cool Japan Fund reportedly joined as an investor at opening, and posters on 5ch note that the lending syndicate includes not just local banks but out-of-prefecture institutions like Kagoshima Bank. The thread split between two views: that “the banks should cut this loose as bad debt sooner rather than later,” versus the theory that “since out-of-prefecture banks did cross-border lending, pulling out now would lock in the loss, so the syndicate itself can’t get out” — though no factual confirmation of that latter claim showed up in the thread. One point readers can easily get wrong: JUNGLIA isn’t a public facility operated by Okinawa Prefecture — it’s fundamentally a private venture built on a scheme that combines public-institution investment with bank financing. Repeated gripes about access also came up, given the park’s location in Onna Village, far from Naha Airport and Nago, so the funding troubles are being discussed alongside concerns about drawing visitors in the first place.

    *This article is compiled as an excerpt/summary from the 5ch (Breaking News+) thread “[Okinawa] Is ‘JUNGLIA’ Going to Make It? The Bank Syndicate’s Tightrope Walk.”

  • First-Ever Naval Battle Between Unmanned Surface Vessels in the Black Sea — Ukraine Wins

    On September 13, the first-ever naval battle between unmanned surface vessels took place in the Black Sea, and the Ukrainian Navy announced it had won by sinking a Russian unmanned surface vessel. Only the Ukrainian side’s vessel was armed with a machine gun — the Russian unmanned boat reportedly had no means of attack other than ramming — making it effectively a one-sided engagement. On 5ch’s science news board, comments ranged from “this is the war of the future” and “it’s like two RC toys fighting” to broader debate over whether this win can really be called control of the sea, and where a war increasingly led by unmanned systems is headed.

    First-ever naval battle between unmanned surface vessels occurs in the Black Sea — Ukrainian Navy defeats Russian Navy

    On September 13 (September 12, Ukraine time), the Ukrainian Navy announced that the first-ever naval battle in which both sides fielded unmanned surface vessels had taken place in the Black Sea, and that it had won by sinking a Russian unmanned surface vessel.

    Since only the Ukrainian side’s unmanned surface vessel was armed with a machine gun, it turned into a one-sided gun battle (the Russian unmanned surface vessel had no means of attack other than ramming) — but even so, it marks a new page in the history of naval warfare worldwide.

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Original article here

    2AnonymousSep 14, 2026 22:50
    Ukraine's amazing.
    24AnonymousSep 15, 2026 12:32
    Re: #2
    That's because Ukraine has the whole world backing it.
    The Javelins that held up the Russian tank battalions are American-made,
    the drones that did all the work are Turkish-made,
    and it was the UK that restored the communications network destroyed right after the war began.
    Even though it's called "Ukraine," the real substance is basically some other country.

    No idea what country actually built this unmanned surface vessel, but with purely Ukrainian forces alone, they'd probably lose to Russia
    3AnonymousSep 14, 2026 22:52
    This is already the war of the future.
    4AnonymousSep 15, 2026 01:07
    Feels like they're just playing around with giant RC toys lol
    6AnonymousSep 15, 2026 01:42
    Re: #4
    Ukraine's drones — RC vehicles running over LTE
    7AnonymousSep 15, 2026 01:55
    Re: #4
    If you only look at that part, it's a pretty peaceful kind of war lol
    11AnonymousSep 15, 2026 06:27
    AI: "Could this become the governance model for territorial waters?"
    12AnonymousSep 15, 2026 06:30
    It was just an autocannon, so why did it explode? I get that hitting a fuel tank would start a fire, but…?

    >Are these unmanned craft AI self-driving, or remote-piloted from a distance?

    Usually it's "radio remote control." A lot of them switch to autonomous mode only once their comms get jammed
    14AnonymousSep 15, 2026 06:44
    Re: #12
    If the enemy boat's whole job is ramming, it's probably packed with explosive charges so it can detonate on impact
    and that's likely what set off the blast
    13AnonymousSep 15, 2026 06:36
    Technically this might go down as the 21st-century Russo-Japanese War… let's hope there isn't a sequel
    15AnonymousSep 15, 2026 06:55
    War really is a contest of budgets, huh
    "Putting an attack gun on a suicide-drone boat is a waste of money"
    is apparently what Russia's navy thought, while Ukraine put a proper machine gun even on a boat meant to be expendable — and won
    16AnonymousSep 15, 2026 07:19
    They won't even give their own soldiers decent gear, no way they're putting one on a drone boat
    Typical Russia
    17AnonymousSep 15, 2026 07:44
    Japan has a lot to learn from Ukraine.
    18AnonymousSep 15, 2026 08:53
    Just the other day: "Russia finally launches unmanned boats!"
    Then: "Unmanned boats wiped out!"
    What a punchline.
    19AnonymousSep 15, 2026 09:14
    Useless, useless, useless, useless, useless, useless, useless, useless (a "muda muda muda" reference to Dio's catchphrase from JoJo's Bizarre Adventure)
    20AnonymousSep 15, 2026 10:02
    >The Russian unmanned surface vessels have no attack method besides ramming

    Then what was their actual target???
    21AnonymousSep 15, 2026 11:08
    Will every military, every armament, every armed force and weapon eventually be automated and unmanned?

    And if human involvement disappears from it entirely,
    will humanity decide "what's even the point of war anymore" and arrive at lasting peace,
    or will humanity end up ruled by AI, with the world only looking peaceful on the surface?
    22AnonymousSep 15, 2026 11:13
    Once this war ends, maybe we should just make Zelensky the Defense Minister
    Mass-importing Ukrainian-made weapons — win-win-win
    23AnonymousSep 15, 2026 11:35
    Damn, landing machine-gun hits on a rolling sea — that aim is insane
    25AnonymousSep 15, 2026 12:59
    Re: #1
    From here on, the countries that have spent years raising gamers for war are the ones who'll seize dominance
    Once war becomes "a game where no soldiers ever die,"
    the next targets become infrastructure and civilians — since you're not risking your own life, the cruelty will only get worse
    And as always, by the time Japan notices, it'll already be years behind. As always
    26AnonymousSep 15, 2026 13:14
    The whole point of war is seizing territory, territorial waters, airspace, resources, and labor,
    so a fight between drones only amounts to burning through hardware

    Can you really call it a win for Ukraine when it just wasted ammunition?
    29AnonymousSep 15, 2026 14:39
    Re: #26
    Ukraine has secured control of the Black Sea, which makes Russia's hold on Crimea meaningless
    Russia's Black Sea Fleet is cowering in ports deep inside its own territory
    28AnonymousSep 15, 2026 13:54
    Old submarines carried deck guns too, and used them on targets that didn't warrant burning an expensive torpedo

    Against something like an enemy surface drone boat, a machine gun is more than enough
    30AnonymousSep 15, 2026 15:16
    It's Doraemon's Great RC Naval Battle. (a nod to a Doraemon story featuring a giant remote-control naval battle)
    31AnonymousSep 15, 2026 17:24
    War just drains money and leaves you feeling empty
    32AnonymousSep 15, 2026 19:21
    Not something I want to admit… (a nod to Char Aznable's famous Gundam line about not wanting to admit his own mistakes)
    33AnonymousSep 15, 2026 19:26
    Re: #29
    Missiles and drones have already made even air superiority meaningless, and now we're talking naval superiority lol lol lol

    And on top of that, "Ukraine secured it" lol
    37AnonymousSep 15, 2026 20:08
    Re: #36
    Re: #33

    Guess offense really is the best defense
    34AnonymousSep 15, 2026 19:43
    Just fight wars with drone-vs-drone duels only
    Or a Gundam Fight would work too (nod to the tournament-style mecha duels of Mobile Fighter G Gundam)
    40AnonymousSep 15, 2026 21:18
    Re: #34
    Once the power gap gets so big that humans fighting is pointless, losing the drone battle might just mean instant surrender
    Though it'll be hell once they start hitting civilians by wrecking rear-area logistics
    35AnonymousSep 15, 2026 19:55
    Maybe holding an RC Grand Prix would be the better way to settle it?
    36AnonymousSep 15, 2026 19:57
    How about winning through deterrence so you never actually have to fight the war?
    38AnonymousSep 15, 2026 20:12
    Isn't that basically just a submarine?
    39AnonymousSep 15, 2026 20:39
    This isn't really science news, is it.

    Background and key points of this discussion

    Since the war began, Ukraine is said to have repeatedly damaged Russian Black Sea Fleet vessels through unmanned surface vessel attacks, pushing the fleet back from Sevastopol to ports further east. This naval battle is an extension of that campaign, and what makes it “the first of its kind” is that both sides deployed unmanned vessels this time. Where opinions in the thread split was over whether this engagement can really be called “securing control of the sea”: some, like commenter #29, see the fleet’s retreat as a genuine achievement, while others, like #26 and #33, were skeptical that a war of attrition between drones carries any real strategic meaning. Questions also came up in #9 and #12 about how the unmanned vessels are actually piloted — in practice, many such craft are said to run on remote control under normal conditions and only switch to autonomous mode once communications are jammed, though the article alone doesn’t clarify which was the case here. Why the Russian unmanned vessel exploded also remains speculation per #12 and #14, and the details of its onboard equipment are unknown, so that’s worth keeping in mind.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Science News+) thread “[Military] First-ever naval battle between unmanned surface vessels occurs in the Black Sea, Ukrainian Navy defeats Russian Navy.”

  • Giants Concede Early Runs — 5ch Reacts: “We Sense an Iron Will to NOT Win the Pennant”

    On September 15, 2026, the Central League’s Giants game saw an early lead slip away, and 5ch’s live-commentary thread lit up with sarcastic remarks like “You can sense Hanshin and the Giants’ iron resolve to absolutely never win the pennant.” The thread’s main focus was the chaotic scramble for the Central League’s final standings — the Giants’ shortage of reliable starting pitchers, a worn-out bullpen, and the possibility of the Yokohama DeNA BayStars climbing to 2nd place, since they still have five head-to-head games left against Hanshin. Opinions split on pitcher management, with some arguing the team should quickly write off lost causes and others favoring grinding it out.

    1AnonymousSep 15, 2026 18:35
    LMAO
    4AnonymousSep 15, 2026 18:36
    I sense an iron will from Hanshin and the Giants to absolutely never win the pennant
    12AnonymousSep 15, 2026 18:41
    No way Chunichi (the "Chu-nidora") can hit Lucas — first look at him, and they'll be completely helpless
    43AnonymousSep 15, 2026 18:53
    Is there still a one-in-a-chance shot at 3rd for the Giants?
    56AnonymousSep 15, 2026 18:56
    Re: #43
    Hanshin finishing 3rd seems more likely — they've still got 5 games left against Yokohama
    45AnonymousSep 15, 2026 18:53
    They're still leaving him in?
    55AnonymousSep 15, 2026 18:56
    Re: #45
    Hashigami's the type to just write off a lost game
    Hara never gave up no matter what, but that ended up wrecking the bullpen anyway
    46AnonymousSep 15, 2026 18:53
    DeNA or Chunichi seem more likely to actually compete with SoftBank
    51AnonymousSep 15, 2026 18:55
    They used 10 pitchers yesterday, so Togo's only on the hook for 5 innings today
    Still, aren't the Giants just… not good right now?
    93AnonymousSep 15, 2026 19:03
    Re: #51
    Honestly, it's wild they were even in pennant contention with this roster in the first place
    57AnonymousSep 15, 2026 18:56
    Isn't it basically just Inoue, Takemaru, and Ogasawara left as decent Giants starters? And even they're shaky
    89AnonymousSep 15, 2026 19:03
    Re: #57
    Ogasawara just got lit up the day before yesterday
    113AnonymousSep 15, 2026 19:08
    Re: #57
    Takemaru only shut down Hanshin and Hiroshima's dead lineups — before that he was awful all second half. Rough outlook
    62AnonymousSep 15, 2026 18:57
    Heh heh~
    Every team's saying "we don't wanna win it!"
    67AnonymousSep 15, 2026 18:58
    Re: #62
    (*^◯^*) "We're taking it!"
    63AnonymousSep 15, 2026 18:57
    The Yokohama series starts the day after tomorrow — ya-ya-ya, Chin-chin (mocking nickname for Hanshin), Chu-chu (mocking nickname for Chunichi)
    65AnonymousSep 15, 2026 18:58
    Re: #63
    Hold on, isn't "Chu" (Chunichi) basically a mole, backstabbing us here!
    69AnonymousSep 15, 2026 18:58
    Wait, is there actually a chance Yokohama finishes 2nd?
    88AnonymousSep 15, 2026 19:03
    Re: #69
    Hanshin's in a total slump on the MBS broadcast countdown and still has 5 games left against Yokohama, so they'll probably drop

    Yokohama actually overtaking the Giants… seems pretty tough
    But Yokohama finishing 2nd is definitely plausible
    75AnonymousSep 15, 2026 18:59
    Yokohama's still got 5 games left against Hanshin, so if they climb to 2nd, they'd probably go all the way to 1st
    Though with the game gap this big, that's basically impossible
    79AnonymousSep 15, 2026 19:01
    Re: #75
    Not necessarily — if the Giants (mockingly nicknamed the "Fake Giants") can win against teams besides Yokohama
    80AnonymousSep 15, 2026 19:01
    For Yokohama to win the pennant, the teams in 4th and below would need to help out too, right?
    94AnonymousSep 15, 2026 19:03
    Re: #80
    The "Zombie" (nickname for Yakult's late-season comeback habit) is hopeless against the Giants, and they've still got 5 games left, so that's a tall order
    99AnonymousSep 15, 2026 19:04
    Whoa lol
    Hanshin's already conceded the first run, lmaooo
    107AnonymousSep 15, 2026 19:06
    Re: #99
    Some brutal baserunning just bailed Hanshin out
    102AnonymousSep 15, 2026 19:05
    Huh? They haven't pulled him yet?
    109AnonymousSep 15, 2026 19:07
    Re: #102
    He's already out
    Akahoshi's pitching now
    117AnonymousSep 15, 2026 19:09
    The mystery team that goes full berserker every year the moment their pennant hopes die
    Just play like that from the start!
    121AnonymousSep 15, 2026 19:10
    Re: #117
    There was that whole mess when their starting catcher suddenly vanished
    125AnonymousSep 15, 2026 19:12
    Re: #117
    Not sure why, but apparently unlike everyone else, one win and they're already "champions"
    126AnonymousSep 15, 2026 19:12
    Re: #117
    Losing the catcher wasn't the half of it — every attempt to reinforce the rotation flopped too
    122AnonymousSep 15, 2026 19:11
    Bringing in the mop-up guy this early in the game is brutal
    132AnonymousSep 15, 2026 19:14
    Re: #122
    And on top of that, Nishidate got knocked out in the 3rd yesterday too, but they came back and went into extras — that's exactly why this is happening now

    129AnonymousSep 15, 2026 19:12
    If Cox and Duplantier were still around, they'd have genuinely won it this year
    136AnonymousSep 15, 2026 19:16
    Re: #129
    If you're gonna play what-if, it's less "those two" — who were beat up anyway — and more "if Jackson had stuck around"
    140AnonymousSep 15, 2026 19:17
    They'll need a position player to eat 3 innings at this rate
    Just let Kobayashi pitch
    144AnonymousSep 15, 2026 19:17
    Re: #140
    Kobayashi was warming up in the bullpen just the other day too, right?
    142AnonymousSep 15, 2026 19:17
    The BayStars are such an MLB-obsessed team that the regular-season pennant doesn't matter to them
    As long as they peak from September on, just grabbing a CS (Climax Series) spot gives them a shot
    145AnonymousSep 15, 2026 19:19
    Re: #142
    No way that's true
    Going this long without a pennant would be way too much of a joke
    Besides, they've only actually won the CS once, two years ago

    Background and Key Points of This Thread

    By mid-September, the Central League has turned into a scramble among the teams already out of pennant contention, all fighting for 2nd and 3rd place and a shot at the Climax Series (CS) — and this thread reads more clearly in that light. The core of the discussion is that the Giants are entering the final stretch with a thin starting rotation (the names mentioned were basically just Inoue, Takemaru, and Ogasawara) and a worn-down bullpen, while Yokohama (DeNA) still has five head-to-head games left against Hanshin, fueling talk that they could climb to 2nd. Opinions split over managerial philosophy — whether to write off games early as lost causes, or grind it out the way manager Hara used to — a recurring debate around how the Giants handle their pitching staff. There’s also a passing reference to “the incident where the starting catcher suddenly vanished,” though the thread never spells out the details, so that remains unclear. On the whole, this was a thread less about the standings themselves and more about hunting for reasons why the team’s talent has fallen off so sharply.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (“Nandemo Jikkyo G”) thread “Giants Croak in the First Inning WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.”

  • Sada Masashi: “AI Songs Have No Philosophy” — 5ch Fires Back: “Nobody Asked for Philosophy in Music”

    Singer-songwriter Sada Masashi (74) was asked about AI-composed music at a press conference at the Foreign Correspondents’ Club of Japan on September 15, 2026, and replied, “It actually makes pretty good stuff. It just doesn’t have philosophy in it.” Coming from someone who has released over 650 songs across a career spanning more than half a century since his debut, the remark drew a mixed reaction on 5ch: some agreed that “nobody’s asking music for philosophy,” while others pushed back with “it all depends on the prompt” and “tweak the parameters and you can get it closer to human-made music,” splitting opinion over both the quality of AI-made songs and whether music needs “philosophy” at all.

    9/15 (Tue) 16:50

    Singer-songwriter Sada Masashi (74) held a press conference on September 15, 2026, at the Foreign Correspondents’ Club of Japan in Marunouchi, Tokyo. Having released more than 650 songs and continued creating and touring energetically for over 50 years since his debut, Sada shared his views — with occasional laughs — on the value of AI-made music and how to face the loneliness deepening in modern society.

    As PCs and AI lower the barrier to making music, how will the value of music and musicians change? Asked this by a reporter, Sada paused for a moment and said, “Now that’s a tough one.” He continued: “When you have AI make music, you know, it actually makes pretty good stuff. It just doesn’t have philosophy in it.”

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Original article here

    3AnonymousSep 15, 2026 18:01
    Nobody's asking music for philosophy.
    89AnonymousSep 15, 2026 19:23
    Re: #3
    It's basically the musical equivalent of Irasutoya clip art. (Irasutoya: a hugely popular free clip-art site famous for cheerful but generic illustrations.)
    4AnonymousSep 15, 2026 18:01
    AI is built by hoovering up mountains of data, so of course it can't produce anything with a sharp edge.
    54AnonymousSep 15, 2026 18:53
    Re: #4
    Tweak the numbers and you can dial it closer to or further from human-made music. That kind of adjustment is doable.
    5AnonymousSep 15, 2026 18:04
    First I've ever heard that songs are supposed to have 'philosophy' lol (and for the record, I do rate Sada)
    6AnonymousSep 15, 2026 18:04
    Just ask it to make music 'with philosophy' and it will.
    7AnonymousSep 15, 2026 18:05
    I genuinely listen to tracks made with Flow Music. It's already at a 'good enough' level. (Flow Music: an AI music-generation service.)
    8AnonymousSep 15, 2026 18:06
    Sada's a Paul Simon fan, but his lyrics are so heavy-handed for it. Don't spell everything out — leave some interpretation to the listener.
    9AnonymousSep 15, 2026 18:06
    At the end of the day it's still just a novelty. Voices themselves aren't copyrightable, but once you tie a voice to a name, I'd bet rights kick in — so this kind of fun won't last forever.
    10AnonymousSep 15, 2026 18:08
    No philosophy, no ideas — shallow music, like Tetsuya Komuro's stuff. (Komuro: legendary '90s J-pop hitmaker/producer.)
    41AnonymousSep 15, 2026 18:33
    Re: #10
    Komuro's music is shallow? Since when?
    68AnonymousSep 15, 2026 19:04
    Re: #10
    Huh? What on earth are you talking about?
    11Guard [Lv.14]Sep 15, 2026 18:08
    Still a gap for now, but AI's probably going to take over eventually.
    Music seems likely to get there faster than illustration or video.
    13AnonymousSep 15, 2026 18:10
    'Philosophy in music' — I'll bet 10,000 pesetas he blurted that out without really knowing what he meant. (An old joke wager using an obsolete currency, roughly like betting 'a million bucks.')
    14AnonymousSep 15, 2026 18:10
    Composing is dead.
    30AnonymousSep 15, 2026 18:25
    Re: #14
    Human-made stuff can keep circulating too, I don't really care either way. Good is good, that's all there is to it.
    70AnonymousSep 15, 2026 19:06
    Re: #14
    Is composing dying? Is songwriting dying? Is arranging dying? Please, enlighten me.
    15AnonymousSep 15, 2026 18:10
    Maybe he means 'music' as in songs, not 'music' as in melody — that's the sense in which he's saying there's no philosophy?
    16AnonymousSep 15, 2026 18:10
    AI can crank out infinite songs, but it has no idea which ones will actually resonate with people. So humans still have to do the curating, which is still work — and there's no guarantee the curated songs sell. Composing just gets faster for everyone, but that doesn't change anything fundamental.
    17AnonymousSep 15, 2026 18:11
    You couldn't put Sada's songs on TV these days.
    18AnonymousSep 15, 2026 18:11
    A reggae version of 'Pretty Guardian Sailor Moon' — solid as actual reggae too.
    https://youtu.be/vPGWcaZ-fMY?si=wd5Peal3Jm4swobd
    21AnonymousSep 15, 2026 18:16
    Re: #18
    That's funny precisely because Sailor Moon and reggae already existed as reference points. The real question is whether AI can create a hit on the level of Sailor Moon or reggae completely from scratch.
    23AnonymousSep 15, 2026 18:17
    AI tracks all seem to have that flat, one-note mix to me.
    Re: #18 This person's remix was good too.
    86AnonymousSep 15, 2026 19:21
    Re: #18
    YouTube's flooded with AI tracks, but aren't they mostly 'take an existing famous song and do it in the style of X'? My impression is the only ones that actually go viral are built around celebrities or events, like the Yajuu-senpai meme songs. Has there ever been a case of AI creating a hit completely from scratch — true zero-to-one? Well, maybe a genuine zero-to-one AI hit will show up eventually as the tech improves. (Yajuu-senpai: a famous Japanese variety-show meme figure who's inspired countless fan remix tracks.)
    20AnonymousSep 15, 2026 18:12
    That trend of making recent songs sound like they're from the Showa era has taken off lately — that's got to be a copyright problem, right? (Showa era: 1926–1989.)
    25AnonymousSep 15, 2026 18:21
    Something like 'Tsugunai' (Atonement) would be absolutely impossible for AI. Same with 'Remon' (Lemon), 'Kasokudo' (Acceleration), 'Tobiume,' 'Mahoroba,' 'Tsuyu no Atosaki' — no way AI touches those either. (All classic Sada Masashi songs.)
    26AnonymousSep 15, 2026 18:21
    Re: #12
    Maybe the philosophy is… in the prompt.
    27AnonymousSep 15, 2026 18:23
    Realistically, even humans can't write that many good songs either.
    28AnonymousSep 15, 2026 18:24
    The music being AI is fine, but since the lyrics are still human-written, some of them are clearly amateurish. Wish an AI would show up that writes and fixes lyrics too.
    39AnonymousSep 15, 2026 18:32
    Re: #28
    Humans can already barely beat AI at senryu and tanka, so it should be able to do that too. (Senryu/tanka: short-form Japanese poetry.)
    29AnonymousSep 15, 2026 18:25
    You get lyrics with such clunky phrasing you can't even focus on the song.
    32AnonymousSep 15, 2026 18:26
    There's surely know-how to writing lyrics too.
    36AnonymousSep 15, 2026 18:29
    Honestly I think AI is crazy good at literature and philosophy lol
    47AnonymousSep 15, 2026 18:40
    Re: #36
    You're better at trolling than AI is. Current AI can't even judge the right number of 'w's to use. ('w' is Japanese net shorthand for laughter, like a string of 'lol's.)

    Background and points of contention

    Sada Masashi debuted in 1976, and his comment reflects the gut feeling of a creator with nearly 50 years in the business — it wasn’t meant as a blanket dismissal of AI technology itself. Where the thread split was over how to interpret the word “philosophy”: one camp argued listeners don’t need it at all, while another countered that prompt engineering and parameter tuning can push AI output closer to a human style — a fair point given how much a generative AI’s direction can shift based on its instructions. Others pointed to Sada’s own signature songs, like “Tsugunai,” as lyrics rooted in specific lived experience and historical context that AI can’t easily replicate — which is really more a question of where the source material comes from than whether “philosophy” is present. Note that comments amounting to personal attacks on Sada’s talent or track record have been excluded from this roundup.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Geinou/Sports News+) thread “Sada Masashi on AI composition: “It actually makes pretty good stuff. It just doesn’t have philosophy in it.”“

  • Fukuoka Assembly Member Billed Taxpayers ¥200,000 a Head for Fancy French Dinner — “Tax-Funded Gourmet Tour” Exposed

    A member of the Fukuoka Prefectural Assembly billed taxpayers for a high-end French dinner costing roughly ¥200,000 per person, according to a report by Weekly Woman PRIME. With wine included on the tab, the outing has been dubbed a “tax-funded gourmet tour,” and the revelation came as part of the magazine’s ongoing series digging into goings-on inside Fukuoka’s prefectural government. On 5ch, reactions ranged widely — from curt, almost defiant one-liners, to calls to check whether other prefectures have similar spending, to demands that the corrupt assembly members and prefectural staff involved be forced to pay the money back, to resigned complaints about how voters are even supposed to vote people like this out.

    Published 4:30 PM, Tue Sep 15

    Weekly Woman PRIME

    “Fukuoka Prefectural Government Is Changing — A Map for Reform”

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Read the original article

    2AnonymousSep 15, 2026 18:39
    So what? It's a perk they're entitled to.
    Keep it coming lol
    3AnonymousSep 15, 2026 18:39
    Stupid wine (mock-blaming the wine itself, not the guy who ordered it)
    145AnonymousSep 15, 2026 19:55
    Re: #3
    Honestly, I respect that kind of taste
    41AnonymousSep 15, 2026 18:55
    Wine's my one weakness…

    just kidding!
    51AnonymousSep 15, 2026 19:00
    Re: #41
    Not bad, but kinda hard to follow
    42AnonymousSep 15, 2026 18:56
    I guess to them tax money feels like reward points with an expiration date
    56AnonymousSep 15, 2026 19:04
    Shouldn't they be checking other prefectures too?
    Fukuoka should dock whatever got squandered before setting next year's budget.
    57AnonymousSep 15, 2026 19:05
    Re: #56
    None of it ever actually comes back to residents lol
    63AnonymousSep 15, 2026 19:10
    They need to tear the Fukuoka prefectural government down to the studs and purge the corrupt officials
    98AnonymousSep 15, 2026 19:28
    Re: #63
    Made it onto TV now

    81AnonymousSep 15, 2026 19:19
    It's a legal stretch, but
    at the very least they should dig back 10 years and demand repayment
    from the corrupt assembly members and the prefectural staff who signed off on it
    The staff are just as guilty
    197AnonymousSep 15, 2026 20:25
    Re: #81
    That's probably why the small-fry assembly members keep getting harassed, or in extreme cases quietly 'disappeared' one after another — Hyogo's case involved the governor himself, so people could push back hard on that one, but… (a nod to the Hyogo Prefecture governor harassment scandal)
    86AnonymousSep 15, 2026 19:23
    What exactly was Fukuoka's citizens' ombudsman doing all this time?
    93AnonymousSep 15, 2026 19:27
    Re: #86
    Do they even monitor the assembly secretariat's spending in the first place?
    Feels like only the governor's office ever gets watched
    Could be wrong though
    96AnonymousSep 15, 2026 19:27
    This just proves Japan isn't headed for ruin because of old folks or the unemployed

    It's simply that politics is rotten
    125AnonymousSep 15, 2026 19:42
    We will NOT be cancelling our overseas trips (paid for by you, the taxpayer)
    127AnonymousSep 15, 2026 19:43
    Re: #125
    They could at least put that money toward study-abroad costs for bright high schoolers instead
    159AnonymousSep 15, 2026 20:01
    Prefectural police, do your job.
    Or have you already been tamed?
    170AnonymousSep 15, 2026 20:08
    Re: #159
    The police are even worse.
    You'd find out fast if you ever had to deal with them

    Background and Key Points of This Story

    The source here is an installment of Weekly Woman PRIME’s ongoing series “Fukuoka Prefectural Government Is Changing — A Map for Reform,” which has been tracking local-government public spending over time. Part of the backdrop is that rules on how local assembly members’ policy-activity expenses and entertainment funds can be used — and how much of the receipts get disclosed — vary from one local government to the next, which makes the reality hard for outsiders to see. Opinions on the thread split mainly along two lines: how to read the seemingly unrepentant responses to the report, and whether this is a Fukuoka-only issue or something other prefectures should be investigated for too. Calls for repayment and institutional reform sat alongside more resigned voices arguing the only real recourse is voting the people responsible out at the next election. One thing worth flagging for readers: as of this report, it’s not yet clear whether the prefecture has acknowledged the spending or whether any repayment or disciplinary action has followed — this is still at the stage of allegations raised by the magazine’s series.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Breaking News+) thread “[Fukuoka] Fukuoka Assembly Member Allegedly Spent Residents’ Tax Money on Wine — ¥200,000-a-Head French Dinner Billed to Public Funds, “Tax-Funded Gourmet Tour” Exposed.”

  • Japan Game Awards 2026 Grand Prize Goes to ‘Poko a Pokémon’ — 5ch: ‘Way Too Obvious a Choice’

    The selection of “Poko a Pokémon” as the Grand Prize winner of the Japan Game Awards 2026 became a hot topic on 5ch’s Hardware/Industry (Geha) board. Many posters in the thread backed the win, saying things like “way too obvious a choice” and “of course — it’s got both the sales and the acclaim,” while others pushed back with comments like “anyone who actually knows games would pick Bananza” and “nothing tops Bananza.” Some also championed Death Stranding 2, and opinions split over what criteria should decide the award and how much domestic sales should factor in.

    4AnonymousSep 15, 2026 19:47
    Way too obvious a choice
    It's got overwhelming popularity and polish.
    6AnonymousSep 15, 2026 19:47
    Of course it won — it's got both the sales and the critical acclaim to back it up.
    33AnonymousSep 15, 2026 19:51
    Re: #6
    If you actually know games, it's Bananza, but
    I guess it can't be helped since it's a fan vote.
    7AnonymousSep 15, 2026 19:47
    Nah, nothing beats Bananza.
    10AnonymousSep 15, 2026 19:48
    Re: #7
    I prefer Bananza too, but this one got way more buzz, so it can't be helped.
    12AnonymousSep 15, 2026 19:48
    Re: #7
    If Bananza's protagonist were a Pokémon, it would've won the Grand Prize.
    But at the end of the day it's just a gorilla.
    11AnonymousSep 15, 2026 19:48
    A kiddie game, huh
    This is exactly why Japan's in decline.
    18AnonymousSep 15, 2026 19:49
    Re: #11
    Good thing it wasn't some baby-easy game like Wolverine that you could clear with your toes.
    With Sony, for some reason they start handing out "Game of the Year" hype before the game's even released.
    29AnonymousSep 15, 2026 19:50
    Re: #11
    Marvel's Wolverine
    15AnonymousSep 15, 2026 19:49
    So that's why there was a thread today hyping up Palworld and trashing Poko a Pokémon.
    38AnonymousSep 15, 2026 19:51
    Re: #15
    Was that a prophetic dream? lol
    16AnonymousSep 15, 2026 19:49
    Glad to see Japan's game awards actually got it right this time!
    17AnonymousSep 15, 2026 19:49
    It would've been way more exciting if Death Stranding 2 had won.
    19AnonymousSep 15, 2026 19:49
    Domestic sales really do have a huge influence on who takes the Grand Prize.
    23AnonymousSep 15, 2026 19:50
    Koei Tecmo (developer) — good move teaming up with Nintendo/Pokémon.
    52AnonymousSep 15, 2026 19:53
    Isn't Palworld basically a watered-down Poko a Pokémon with a Metascore of 79, made for poor people who don't own a Switch 2?
    65AnonymousSep 15, 2026 19:56
    Re: #52
    That's about the same score as Wolverine.
    I'm sensing masterpiece vibes (sarcasm).
    53AnonymousSep 15, 2026 19:54
    Isn't Palworld super similar to Mecha Chameleon (a rival indie title)?
    56AnonymousSep 15, 2026 19:55
    Re: #53
    Mecha Chameleon won the Movement Award.
    Palworld won nothing.
    102AnonymousSep 15, 2026 20:03
    It's hilarious how people are losing it over Death Stranding 2 not winning lol

    It's the title that triggered the end of Kojima's contract,
    so no matter how you flip it, it's not a masterpiece lol
    It didn't sell, after all

    Oh, let me say it again


    Death Stranding 2… did not sell


    That's the reason.
    134AnonymousSep 15, 2026 20:08
    Re: #102
    If it had actually won the Grand Prize, that would've been the most entertaining outcome for the Geha board.
    105AnonymousSep 15, 2026 20:03
    Guess that just means it was a weak year for Japanese games.
    112AnonymousSep 15, 2026 20:04
    Re: #105
    Uh, Poko a Pokémon sold just fine though…?
    It was hugely popular, you know?
    107AnonymousSep 15, 2026 20:03
    Feels like Palworld and Hono Gurashi (a cozy-life sim) got more buzz.
    117AnonymousSep 15, 2026 20:04
    Re: #107
    Nobody but the Geha board is even making noise about Palworld.
    119AnonymousSep 15, 2026 20:05
    What exactly are you so bitter about? What outcome would've satisfied you?

    Background and Points of Debate

    The Japan Game Awards are presented by CESA during the Tokyo Game Show, and because the selection process combines expert judging with fan voting, results tend to reflect domestic sales figures and buzz. “Bananza,” which came up repeatedly in the thread as a comparison, drew praise for its polish, but reportedly fell short in domestic sales volume — a gap that fueled reactions like “if it were purely about quality, a different title would’ve won.” Death Stranding 2, which was also a hot topic around the same time, had some supporters too, but it reportedly struggled with domestic sales and ultimately didn’t take home an award. Much of the disagreement in the thread stems less from the outcome itself than from differing views on the “popularity contest” nature built into the fan-voting portion of the award.

    ※This article is compiled and summarized from the 5ch (Hardware/Industry, aka Geha) thread “Japan Game Awards 2026 Grand Prize Goes to Poko a Pokémon!!!!!“

  • Japan Game Awards Names 12 Award of Excellence Winners — Fans Go to War Over Who Takes the Grand Prize

    The Japan Game Awards has announced its 12 Award of Excellence winners, sparking discussion on 5ch’s Hardware & Industry (“Geha”) board. Eligible titles were released domestically between June 1, 2025 and May 31, 2026, and the lineup includes “Death Stranding 2,” “Donkey Kong Bananza,” and “Magical Girl no Majo Saiban” (Magical Girl’s Witch Trial), among others. Nintendo-affiliated titles stood out while Sony-affiliated ones were thin on the ground, fueling speculation over who’ll take the Grand Prize. Some also questioned the selection criteria and which titles got snubbed.

    Award of Excellence: DEATH STRANDING 2: ON THE BEACH

    Award of Excellence: Donkey Kong Bananza

    Award of Excellence: Magical Girl no Majo Saiban (Magical Girl’s Witch Trial)

    Source: famitsu.com / original article here

    3AnonymousSep 15, 2026 19:25
    Nintendo: 3 titles + Pokémon + the Mario movie
    Sony: 2 titles lmao
    37AnonymousSep 15, 2026 19:33
    Re: #3
    And Sony didn't even bother showing up lol
    66AnonymousSep 15, 2026 19:39
    Re: #3
    Oh wow, well that settles it then
    5AnonymousSep 15, 2026 19:27
    It's basically a popularity contest
    My money's on Pokopoke (forum nickname for a Pokémon title) or Resident Evil for the Grand Prize
    7AnonymousSep 15, 2026 19:27
    Calling Paranorma an "Award of Excellence" winner feels like a bit of a stretch
    9AnonymousSep 15, 2026 19:28
    A lot of these picks just make me go "huh?"
    10AnonymousSep 15, 2026 19:28
    Does the Grand Prize come from this list?
    Or does making this list actually rule you out?
    16AnonymousSep 15, 2026 19:29
    Re: #10
    The Grand Prize goes to one of these
    11AnonymousSep 15, 2026 19:29
    No matter how I look at it, Digimon making the cut is just weird, hands down
    40AnonymousSep 15, 2026 19:34
    Probably Pokoa (same nickname, likely), Bananza, or Resident Evil
    46AnonymousSep 15, 2026 19:35
    Re: #40
    Why's that?
    Did you play every single game?
    55AnonymousSep 15, 2026 19:36
    Re: #46
    That "why's that" — why's that about what, exactly?
    64AnonymousSep 15, 2026 19:38
    Re: #55
    Lol, passing judgment without even playing it
    56AnonymousSep 15, 2026 19:36
    Is Bananza really that fun?
    58AnonymousSep 15, 2026 19:37
    Re: #56
    You'll get it once you play it
    59AnonymousSep 15, 2026 19:37
    Re: #56
    I bought a Switch 2 just for this game
    60AnonymousSep 15, 2026 19:37
    Re: #56
    Parts of it are fun, but it's really the creativity behind it that stands out
    If we're talking buzz though, I feel like Pokoa has it
    57AnonymousSep 15, 2026 19:36
    Sales come first for the Grand Prize
    then content
    and then some "artsy wanderer" indie pick gets shoehorned in for good measure
    65AnonymousSep 15, 2026 19:38
    Re: #57
    So is it Pokoa, Ghost of Yōtei, or Resident Evil then?
    Well, but since this is Japan, probably Pokoa
    83AnonymousSep 15, 2026 19:46
    Ghost of Yōtei
    Death Stranding 2
    Resident Evil 9
    Pragmata
    Silent Hill f

    Yeah, Sony's just winning this outright
    92AnonymousSep 15, 2026 19:49
    Koei Tecmo basically taking the Grand Prize would be insane
    Re: #83
    Don't just casually lump multiplatform/third-party titles in with Sony's tally
    97AnonymousSep 15, 2026 19:50
    Re: #83
    Ghost of Yōtei is literally the only real exclusive on that list 🤣
    91AnonymousSep 15, 2026 19:49
    Didn't realize visual-novel-style games like Manosaba (fan nickname for Magical Girl no Majo Saiban) were even eligible for this
    Had no idea
    94AnonymousSep 15, 2026 19:49
    Re: #91
    Genre doesn't matter for this award
    96AnonymousSep 15, 2026 19:50
    Re: #91
    The trial sections actually have a decent amount of gameplay to them
    100AnonymousSep 15, 2026 19:51
    Re: #94
    I always figured these awards weighed gameplay-system innovation heavily, so this is surprising
    107AnonymousSep 15, 2026 19:56
    Re: #100
    The Japanese awards are all about sales and popularity
    104AnonymousSep 15, 2026 19:54
    This is basically decided by public vote, right?
    Sakurai (of Smash Bros fame) said an awards show decided purely by voting would be boring, which is why he created the Game Designers Award
    111AnonymousSep 15, 2026 19:59
    Re: #104
    That was probably before the whole falling-out with Kojima, so Death Stranding 2 still racked up votes
    106AnonymousSep 15, 2026 19:55
    Having both Death Stranding and Silent Hill f on there kind of makes it smell rigged
    119AnonymousSep 15, 2026 20:03
    Re: #106
    Death Stranding's quality is genuinely high
    Taste varies, but since it's basically an extension of the first game there's nothing especially groundbreaking about the design — still, it's a solid, dependable game
    and the story is actually easier to connect with emotionally than the first one

    Silent Hill f, meanwhile, has one foot in "bad game" territory — mediocre overall, and the combat is rough
    108AnonymousSep 15, 2026 19:57
    Re: #1
    So Meccha Chameleon doesn't get nominated?
    113AnonymousSep 15, 2026 20:00
    Re: #108
    The eligibility window covers everything released domestically in Japan between June 1, 2025 and May 31, 2026

    Meccha Chameleon releases June 10, 2026, so it's outside the window
    115AnonymousSep 15, 2026 20:01
    If you ask me whether Manosaba is fun, I won't hesitate to say yes
    but is it really that special compared to all the other visual novels I've played over the years? Not especially…
    120AnonymousSep 15, 2026 20:03
    Re: #115
    It's an award for 2025 titles, so the comparison should be against other 2025 games, not every classic visual novel ever made 🙄
    126AnonymousSep 15, 2026 20:06
    Re: #115
    Urban Legend Dismantling Center is also wildly popular, but I found it boring and dropped it. What's up with that? I felt a huge gap between my reaction and everyone else's.
    Maybe visual novels ride on hype more, and since most people haven't actually played them, the ratings end up going easy on them
    122AnonymousSep 15, 2026 20:04
    Award of Excellence: Resident Evil Requiem
    Award of Excellence: PRAGMATA

    Capcom's probably pretty annoyed
    124AnonymousSep 15, 2026 20:04
    Re: #122
    Can't win on sales, so
    guess it can't be helped
    125AnonymousSep 15, 2026 20:05
    Re: #113
    For games like Palworld where the early access launch and the full release happen on different dates, which one counts as the release date?
    131AnonymousSep 15, 2026 20:09
    Re: #125
    For the GOTY, I recall Baldur's Gate 3 won it once it hit full release

    Background and Talking Points

    The Japan Game Awards are organized by CESA (the Computer Entertainment Supplier’s Association), with the Grand Prize chosen from among the Award of Excellence winners through a mix of public voting and judging. As commenters noted, the awards lean heavily on public voting, and it was dissatisfaction with that format that led Masahiro Sakurai to launch a separate honor, the “Game Designers Award,” which judges games on different criteria. Because eligibility is determined by the Japanese domestic release date, games with separate early access and full release dates can end up handled inconsistently — the thread raised questions about this, including why “Meccha Chameleon” fell outside the eligibility window and how early access titles should be treated. Opinions on the nominees also split sharply along the lines of who had actually played them, with posters going back and forth over whether critics had really tried the games before judging them.

    *This article is compiled and summarized from the 5ch (Hardware/Industry, “Geha”) thread “Here Are the 12 Award of Excellence Winners for the Japan Game Awards!“.

  • Psychic Force 2012 Ports to PS5/Switch/Steam in 2027 — 5ch: ‘The Dreamcast Version Was the Perfect Port’

    The versus fighting game Psychic Force 2012 has been announced for release on PS5, Nintendo Switch, and Steam in 2027. Publisher Cosmo Machia also released a teaser trailer ahead of Tokyo Game Show 2026. This marks the first time the title — originally released in 1998 as a Dreamcast exclusive — has been ported to another platform. On 5ch, some welcomed the news with comments like “finally coming to a home console,” while others expressed disappointment that it’s “a port, not a new game,” and questioned why PS4 was left out. Debate also broke out over the order in which gaming outlets list supported platforms.

    Cosmo Machia has announced that the versus fighting game Psychic Force 2012 will launch on PS5/Nintendo Switch/Steam in 2027. A teaser trailer for Tokyo Game Show 2026 was also released alongside the announcement.

    Source: gamespark.jp / Original article here

    2AnonymousSep 15, 2026 17:29
    Is this Psychic Force's first time landing on a Nintendo platform?
    44AnonymousSep 15, 2026 17:57
    Re: #2
    The only version that actually released properly was the DC one, so I'd say it counts as a first port to every platform.
    3AnonymousSep 15, 2026 17:29
    It's [year] 2026 and we're getting '2012'? That's just awful.
    6AnonymousSep 15, 2026 17:31
    I wish they'd give us a graphics remake or a new entry.
    Guess I'll buy it anyway though.
    7AnonymousSep 15, 2026 17:33
    Taito's become a company that just preserves old IPs at this point.
    Was being bought out by Square Enix really a good thing for them?
    46AnonymousSep 15, 2026 17:59
    Re: #7
    At least they still have their own identity instead of getting killed off entirely like Hudson — could be worse.
    8AnonymousSep 15, 2026 17:33
    Re: #1
    It's a low-poly game that runs fine even on the original Switch — why does that leave PS4 out in the cold? 😨
    10AnonymousSep 15, 2026 17:34
    Cosmo Machia? Never heard of them.
    37AnonymousSep 15, 2026 17:51
    Re: #10
    They've put out stuff like Shikigami no Shiro recently.
    12AnonymousSep 15, 2026 17:35
    Seriously, would garbage outlets stop desperately reshuffling the platform order?
    This very site lists it as Switch, Steam, PS5!
    25AnonymousSep 15, 2026 17:45
    Re: #12
    Still doing that Sony favoritism thing, huh.
    Reminds me of when Monster Hunter Rise went multiplatform — Capcom's official announcement listed Xbox before PlayStation, but every domestic site put PS first anyway.
    102AnonymousSep 15, 2026 20:02
    Re: #12
    The Keiji Channel always lists PS5 first for multiplatform titles too.
    14AnonymousSep 15, 2026 17:36
    Companies scraping by on cheap ports like this will probably go under once the recession hits.
    Only creepy otaku are buying this stuff anyway.
    15AnonymousSep 15, 2026 17:38
    I was shocked to see a crowd of otaku girls gathered around it at the arcade.
    Just felt so out of place, somehow.
    17AnonymousSep 15, 2026 17:40
    The Dreamcast version of 2012 was a flawless port, and that was great.

    Re: #15
    Well, magazines like Dengeki PlayStation were hyping it up hard back then.
    16AnonymousSep 15, 2026 17:39
    Wait, it's not even a new game?

    A remaster at this point doesn't really move the needle for me.
    21AnonymousSep 15, 2026 17:43
    This is another case of Sony paying to block the Xbox version.
    73AnonymousSep 15, 2026 18:25
    Re: #21
    They don't have that kind of money left anymore…
    98AnonymousSep 15, 2026 19:33
    Re: #21
    Still pushing that conspiracy theory?
    No need to "block" anything — an Xbox version with orders of magnitude less demand was never going to be part of a low-budget multiplatform project in the first place.
    28AnonymousSep 15, 2026 17:46
    Way too nostalgic.
    Before I knew it, '2012' had become the past.
    67AnonymousSep 15, 2026 18:18
    Re: #28
    Oh right, '2012' used to feel like the future… that gives me a real thousand-yard stare.

    It's even funnier seeing Fist of the North Star machines at pachinko parlors — like, 'the apocalypse' from that story is now a quarter-century in the past!
    30AnonymousSep 15, 2026 17:47
    If it's not a new game, at least release it as part of a collection…
    A standalone release, seriously?
    100AnonymousSep 15, 2026 19:52
    Re: #30
    This is Cosmo Machia we're talking about — they pulled the same crappy move with Exzeal.
    They'll eventually put out a "Complete Pack" with a soundtrack CD and art book as bonuses, so just leave it be until then.
    59AnonymousSep 15, 2026 18:15
    In the end, not even the original game made it onto the Egret II Mini.
    63AnonymousSep 15, 2026 18:16
    Re: #59
    That thing isn't powerful enough anyway — it can't fully emulate the polygon arcade boards.
    62AnonymousSep 15, 2026 18:16
    I feel like this was pretty popular back in the day, but this style of fighting system never got any imitators at all.
    65AnonymousSep 15, 2026 18:16
    Re: #62
    Rozen Maiden… no, never mind.
    68AnonymousSep 15, 2026 18:18
    Did this actually have a good reputation back then?
    70AnonymousSep 15, 2026 18:20
    Re: #68
    Game magazines like Gamest used to run tons of illustrations that were apparently drawn by female artists.
    71AnonymousSep 15, 2026 18:21
    There were a few games that reused this system, right?
    72AnonymousSep 15, 2026 18:22
    Re: #71
    The Lyrical Nanoha game on PSP was like this.
    Even the feeling that it had too few moves was the same.
    75AnonymousSep 15, 2026 18:27
    Re: #71
    The game based on CLAMP's X was like this too.
    My little sister was playing it and I was shocked, like, 'this is basically Psychic Force!'
    74AnonymousSep 15, 2026 18:26
    No Xbox version — guess the developer is M2?
    80AnonymousSep 15, 2026 18:36
    Re: #74
    M2 will make an Xbox version too if the publisher wants one — like with the Gradius Origins Collection.
    81AnonymousSep 15, 2026 18:42
    Is this the one with the theme song that was allegedly plagiarized?
    89AnonymousSep 15, 2026 19:10
    Re: #81
    That was the PS version of the previous game.
    83AnonymousSep 15, 2026 18:47
    Wong's throw animation in 2012 is way too long and gets in the way.
    Bring back the first game's version where he pins the opponent and finishes with a roundhouse kick.
    85AnonymousSep 15, 2026 18:56
    Re: #83
    "There's no escape" — shun-shun-shun-shun-shun-niko-shun (mimicking the character's rapid-fire attack sound/voice clip).

    Background and key points of this discussion

    Psychic Force 2012 is a versus fighting game originally released in 1998 as a Dreamcast exclusive; this marks its first port to another platform. Publisher Taito came under Square Enix’s umbrella in 2005, and in recent years its business has centered more on managing and re-releasing rights to older titles than on new games. The “platform listing order” debate that flared up in the thread — the claim that gaming media tends to put the PlayStation version first when covering multiplatform titles — is a long-running point of contention on the video game hardware board (Geha) and isn’t unique to this article. It’s also worth noting that at the time of announcement, details like price, exact release timing, and whether this is a remaster or a straight port haven’t been revealed, so comments expressing disappointment that it’s “a port, not a new game” or speculating that “a complete pack will come out later” are both unconfirmed guesses at this stage.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Hardware/Industry (Geha)) thread “[Good News] Psychic Force 2012 Coming to PS5/Switch/Steam in 2027!“.

  • Hello! Project’s member-color picks spark debate — 5ch: “There’s no way Murata should be pink”

    Hello! Project has a long-standing custom of assigning newly joined members whatever color happens to be open at the time. On the 5ch “Hello! Project” board, a thread was launched questioning the agency’s sense of taste in color assignments after both Shimoidani Yukiho and Murata Yui were given pink-toned member colors. Posters pointed out that other colors — white, green, light blue — should have still been available back then, while others argued a member’s skin tone and overall vibe ought to take priority over anything else. Still others took a cooler view, arguing that popularity, not color, is really what shapes a member’s image. The talk eventually spread into how colors have been decided in the past and whether future re-assignments might be coming.

    1AnonymousSep 15, 2026 18:30
    I think part of why she's not popular is that her member color just doesn't suit her — that's a real factor.
    3AnonymousSep 15, 2026 18:32
    They just gave her the same color as Tamenaga so a single, solo color wouldn't expose how unpopular she is.
    5AnonymousSep 15, 2026 18:33
    They rushed to fill the pink slot, so by the time Nagano Momoha joined, pink was already taken. Incompetent, useless agency.
    14AnonymousSep 15, 2026 18:40
    Re: #5
    Exactly that.
    Honestly the whole thing is just dumb, including that part.
    Pink especially is a color that only suits certain personalities.
    Like Onoda or Kubota — they fit the image perfectly.
    6AnonymousSep 15, 2026 18:34
    To begin with, it's weird that Aroi even got promoted in the first place.
    8AnonymousSep 15, 2026 18:35
    They should've just kept pink open for Nagano.
    9AnonymousSep 15, 2026 18:35
    Not being able to give pink to Mochi is genuinely painful.
    10AnonymousSep 15, 2026 18:38
    There were quite a few people saying Goto — who was pink back in her Oha Girl days (a kids' morning-TV idol unit) — might end up with a deeper pink.
    16AnonymousSep 15, 2026 18:42
    Re: #10
    Goto's the ace member, so light blue is fine for her — it suits her anyway.
    11AnonymousSep 15, 2026 18:38
    Isn't Nagano also kind of tan? Pink doesn't really suit her either, does it?
    12AnonymousSep 15, 2026 18:39
    I recall hearing that with Murata, pink was just whatever was left over at the end. Is that actually true?
    13AnonymousSep 15, 2026 18:40
    This is the same agency that once tried to make Matsunaga pink.
    18AnonymousSep 15, 2026 18:43
    With 11 members I get that handing out colors gets tricky, but light blue could've worked for Murata too, I think.
    No idea about Moimoi though.
    57AnonymousSep 15, 2026 19:00
    Re: #18
    When the Hinas joined, Niinuma was still around and already had light blue, remember?
    19AnonymousSep 15, 2026 18:43
    Member color doesn't matter at all if you're popular — any color works. It's fans of unpopular members who tend to obsess over it.
    20AnonymousSep 15, 2026 18:43
    If Sasaki hadn't been around, Goto might've ended up yellow too. But light blue suits her, so it's fine as is.
    21AnonymousSep 15, 2026 18:43
    Nah, white was definitely the right call for Lesser.
    22AnonymousSep 15, 2026 18:44
    There are colors that don't bother you and colors that do.
    Pink is definitely one that not everyone can pull off.
    23AnonymousSep 15, 2026 18:44
    At the very least, I want red reserved for members who actually look good in it.
    Yamazaki, Yonemura, and Kawashima were spot-on picks.
    25AnonymousSep 15, 2026 18:46
    Really looking forward to seeing who becomes Tsubaki's next red.
    Better be someone ace-level.
    26AnonymousSep 15, 2026 18:46
    ANGERME's current red is scheduled to graduate next.
    27AnonymousSep 15, 2026 18:47
    Aren't all the members with 'Momo' or 'peach' in their name pink anyway?
    29AnonymousSep 15, 2026 18:48
    Goto listed white, black, and light blue as her favorite colors back when she was a trainee, so light blue makes sense in a way.
    Shimoidani, though — purple tones would've suited her, and purple was also the color of Shimakura, the member she looked up to.
    31AnonymousSep 15, 2026 18:48
    She didn't give off that vibe when she joined, but the way Itsuking carries herself now, red might've suited her too.
    Honestly, it's a waste that her color is nearly identical to Yokaze's.
    32AnonymousSep 15, 2026 18:48
    Maybe they should've changed the member color when Sasaki graduated?
    Moimoi is technically treated as the dance member, after all.
    33AnonymousSep 15, 2026 18:49
    So red's opening up in ANGERME too?
    Let's make Tamura red.
    38AnonymousSep 15, 2026 18:50
    Re: #33
    Black Panther-chan already looks awfully purple, but going full purple would overlap too much with Meimei — so red is honestly a real option.
    34AnonymousSep 15, 2026 18:49
    Murata's got a cool, blue-based skin tone ("burube" in Japanese beauty-speak) anyway, so light blue would've been fine.
    66AnonymousSep 15, 2026 19:11
    Re: #34
    Exactly this.
    And then Doipu could've had light pink.
    They really didn't need to lock in member colors before Kiso graduated.
    35AnonymousSep 15, 2026 18:49
    Nagano's outfit at her first birthday event was a pink dress, so everyone was like, "yeah… of course it is."
    36AnonymousSep 15, 2026 18:49
    I want them to change King to red.
    63AnonymousSep 15, 2026 19:09
    Re: #36
    Honestly the two yellows look way too similar — maybe one of them will get switched?
    37AnonymousSep 15, 2026 18:49
    They're just slotting in whatever color's available at the time.
    If a member happens to get her favorite color, that's pure luck.
    43AnonymousSep 15, 2026 18:53
    Re: #37
    Even so, at least put some thought into it.
    White, pink, and green were all open, and there's no way Murata should've gotten pink.
    Light blue was available too.
    39AnonymousSep 15, 2026 18:50
    Itsuki-chan would've been fine with orange.
    62AnonymousSep 15, 2026 19:09
    Re: #57
    She's one of the newer "photo-ready" members (moreshin — fan slang for someone who always looks great in pics), so I wouldn't know about that.
    69AnonymousSep 15, 2026 19:11
    Re: #62
    A genius comeback — even if it's obvious you don't actually care about Tsubaki and are just butting in, you can always pin it on a Juice=Juice fan.
    70AnonymousSep 15, 2026 19:18
    Orange Tayu
    https://stat.ameba.jp/user_images/20260831/21/tsubaki-factory-new/a7/85/j/o1080144015817671970.jpg
    Pink Lesser
    https://stat.ameba.jp/user_images/20260914/21/tsubaki-factory-new/67/d4/j/o1080144015822087548.jpg

    Background and Key Points of This Topic

    “Member color” is a custom within Hello! Project and idol culture more broadly, where each member is assigned an official color used for goods and penlights. It’s often decided simply by whichever color happens to be open when a member joins, and the member’s own preference isn’t necessarily the priority. In the thread, opinions split between whether a color actually suits a member’s skin tone and overall vibe, and the more cynical view that colors are just assigned based on whatever’s available — both are ultimately speculation, since the agency has never published its actual criteria. Pink is considered a popular color, which means candidates for it often overlap, and cases like this one — where several members who joined around the same time end up with near-identical colors — have repeatedly become a point of debate.

    ※This article is compiled and summarized from the 5ch (Hello! Project board) thread “What kind of taste does an agency have, giving pink-toned member colors to both Shimoidani Yukiho and Murata Yui?“

  • Sydney Sweeney’s Nearly Nude Gambling Ad Sparks Backlash — Female Athletes Fire Back

    US sports-betting startup Novig released an ad on September 9 featuring actress Sydney Sweeney appearing nearly nude, urging viewers to use the app to bet on NBA and NFL games. In response, female athletes — led by former US collegiate gymnastics champion Gracie Kramer — have been posting photos of their own trained bodies on social media in protest. On 5ch threads, defenders ask, “Why is this a problem when nobody’s actually harmed?” while critics argue that “selling women’s sports through the male gaze is a step backwards” — and the discussion eventually spiraled into comparisons with other actresses’ looks.

    Sydney Sweeney, the actress who seems to land in controversy again and again, is facing fierce backlash once more over her latest ad.

    This time the spark was a campaign ad released on September 9 (local time) by Novig, a new US sports-betting app. In the video, Sydney appears nearly nude, strategically covering herself with a basketball and a football while striking provocative poses and urging viewers to use the app to bet on games like the NBA and NFL. One shot shows a topless Sydney covering her chest with her hands, looking into the camera and saying, “Just you, your opinion, and the sport.”

    The ad has sparked outrage, particularly among female athletes. Gracie Kramer, a former US collegiate gymnastics champion, posted footage of her grueling training and competitions to Instagram, pushing back with, “I don’t know what Sydney Sweeney is doing, but this is what women in sports actually look like.” She added angrily, “Watching women’s sports get sold through the male gaze feels like a huge step backwards.”

    Source: elle.com / Original article here

    3AnonymousSep 15, 2026 18:45
    Re: #1
    What's Sydney Sweeney's equivalent in Japanese-actress terms? Someone like Haruka Ayase?
    79AnonymousSep 15, 2026 19:19
    Re: #3
    Among the young-to-mid-career crowd, someone who's already lead-role famous —

    Riho Yoshioka.
    111AnonymousSep 15, 2026 19:31
    Re: #3
    Dan Mitsu, back when she was popular. (a Japanese tarento known for her sex-symbol image)
    4AnonymousSep 15, 2026 18:45
    Sydney's happy — she gets paid. The guys are happy — they get to see her naked. Nobody's losing out here, so what's the actual problem?
    6AnonymousSep 15, 2026 18:46
    Isn't Sydney Sweeney the one who's always got her nipples showing through her clothes?
    8AnonymousSep 15, 2026 18:46
    Still, everyone secretly loves how Sydney never wavers from her provocative "bad girl" brand.
    9AnonymousSep 15, 2026 18:47
    Re: #1
    She totally ripped off Yasumura's bit — she should've said "don't worry!" too. (Hikaru Yasumura is a Japanese comedian famous for a nude-look pose routine where he shouts "Anshin shite kudasai!" — "Don't worry!" — before revealing he's wearing underwear)
    10AnonymousSep 15, 2026 18:47
    This whole pile-on-and-attack mentality is the actually creepy part.
    11AnonymousSep 15, 2026 18:47
    Re: #1

    12AnonymousSep 15, 2026 18:47
    Honestly, the bigger problem is that gambling apps like this are allowed to exist openly at all.
    17AnonymousSep 15, 2026 18:50
    Plenty of athletes stripped down for Sports Illustrated before — complaining now just because the politics are different is pathetic.
    20AnonymousSep 15, 2026 18:52
    People don't complain about what was said. They complain about who said it.
    21AnonymousSep 15, 2026 18:52
    > Athletes are spreading protest by posting photos of their training and toned bodies on social media.

    Is that actually a protest though?
    24AnonymousSep 15, 2026 18:53
    I figured she was young, but she's already 29…
    25AnonymousSep 15, 2026 18:54
    Re: #4
    It devalues sports, plain and simple. There's just not enough respect for sports here.
    26AnonymousSep 15, 2026 18:54
    What is this — isn't she the Lingerie Football League girl?
    27AnonymousSep 15, 2026 18:54
    She's always causing an uproar by flashing her nipples at events, isn't she? Guess that's just her whole shtick.
    40AnonymousSep 15, 2026 18:59
    Re: #27
    Ah, so this is just her usual thing.
    28AnonymousSep 15, 2026 18:54
    What's even wrong with it? It's no different from bodybuilding. The only people criticizing it are jealous old ladies who can't stand seeing a great body.
    31AnonymousSep 15, 2026 18:56
    Wait, so does that mean lingerie football should be banned too?
    32AnonymousSep 15, 2026 18:56
    Tried image-searching "Sydney Sweeney nude" — not bad at all.
    37AnonymousSep 15, 2026 18:58
    Guess she's a modern-day sex symbol. And only 5'3" (161cm) too.
    38AnonymousSep 15, 2026 18:59
    This woman is basically the Marilyn Monroe of the Reiwa era. (Japan's current imperial era, since 2019) No matter how much backlash she gets, she sticks to who she is — respect.
    41AnonymousSep 15, 2026 18:59
    She's cute enough that she wouldn't even need to strip to get by.
    55AnonymousSep 15, 2026 19:08
    She's basically the blonde bombshell made flesh.
    68AnonymousSep 15, 2026 19:13
    Now that social media makes everything visible, that old idolization of white people's looks isn't what it used to be lol. I honestly think that's part of why Hollywood movies have been struggling lol.
    92AnonymousSep 15, 2026 19:24
    She showed her boobs in that Amazon Prime movie, The Voyeurs — they were kind of saggy. Then I thought she looked a bit like Itano, and now I literally can't unsee it lol. (Tomomi Itano, a Japanese idol/singer, former AKB48 member)
    102AnonymousSep 15, 2026 19:28
    Well, in this whole "willing to strip" lane, she's number one, I'll give her that — can't speak to her actual acting career though.

    Emma Stone's another one getting hyped a ton lately with that same kind of face. Personally, not my type at all.

    Background and Key Points of Debate

    In the US, sports-betting apps have rapidly gone legal and mainstream in recent years, fueling an escalating arms race of provocative celebrity-driven ads. Sweeney has repeatedly courted controversy before — including her American Eagle jeans ad — and this latest campaign follows that same pattern. The thread split along two lines: one side prioritizes individual freedom, arguing “she agreed to do it and nobody’s actually harmed,” while the other argues that “framing female athletes’ hard work in the same sexualized terms devalues sports” — a divide that doesn’t reduce to a simple pro/con split. It’s also worth noting that the athletes’ objection isn’t to nudity itself, but to sexualized imagery being used in the context of women’s sports specifically — a distinction the original article emphasizes as well.

    ※This article is compiled and summarized from the 5ch (Sports Sokuhou+) thread “[Actress] Sydney Sweeney sparks backlash over provocative nude sports-betting ad — Olympic athletes among critics.”