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  • Passenger Stumbles on Train, Gets Tsk’d — Sugichan’s Lament Has 5ch Saying ‘Just Ask If They’re Okay’

    Comedian Sugichan (53) updated his X account on the 15th, writing about something he witnessed on the train. He says he was present when a stumbling passenger was met with tsk-ing from people nearby, and the post laments the state of the world with, “Man, we’re done for.” On the 5ch thread, many voices sympathized, saying society as a whole has lost its capacity for patience, while others questioned the post itself — “Isn’t it a stretch to say people tsk just because someone stumbled?” — and pushed back against comments that pinned the blame on a specific gender, showing reactions to the story were far from uniform.

    Sugichan sees someone stumbling on the train… laments the passengers who click their tongues at them: “Man, we’re done for”

    Comedian Sugichan (53) updated his X (formerly Twitter) account on the 15th.

    He wrote about an unbelievable scene he witnessed on the train.

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Read the original article here

    2AnonymousSep 15, 2026 21:39
    Everyone's so on edge and irritable lately.
    Like they're about to blow a fuse.
    5AnonymousSep 15, 2026 21:40
    That GMO Securities ad with Sugichan's voice that plays on loop at FamilyMart makes me want to kill someone.
    7AnonymousSep 15, 2026 21:40
    Even average people's morals are going downhill now.
    32AnonymousSep 15, 2026 21:47
    Re: #7
    Proof that richness of heart — morals included — can't grow unless society itself has richness (mainly the economy and hope for the future).
    14AnonymousSep 15, 2026 21:42
    16AnonymousSep 15, 2026 21:43
    Sugichan really does seem like a genuinely good guy.
    18AnonymousSep 15, 2026 21:43
    If you lean on other people instead of grabbing the handrail or strap, of course you'll get tsk'd. Come on, Sugi.
    44AnonymousSep 15, 2026 21:49
    Re: #18
    Exactly.
    It's mostly people using strangers as a human stabilizer while they fiddle with their phone.
    19AnonymousSep 15, 2026 21:44
    There was a passenger who saw someone stumbling on the train and did nothing but gripe about it on X.
    26AnonymousSep 15, 2026 21:45
    Re: #19
    Now that you mention it, true.
    83AnonymousSep 15, 2026 22:08
    Re: #19
    What could you even do in that situation?
    20AnonymousSep 15, 2026 21:44
    Well, if you touch them you get treated like a groper.
    21AnonymousSep 15, 2026 21:44
    I'm so sick of the 'how lame~' shtick, I wish he'd just talk normally for once.
    22AnonymousSep 15, 2026 21:44
    If people swapped their tsk-ing habit for 'Are you okay?' everyone, myself included, would be a lot happier.
    23AnonymousSep 15, 2026 21:44
    Getting bumped by a scruffy-looking guy versus a clean-cut one feels completely different, you know.
    24AnonymousSep 15, 2026 21:45
    I had someone's foot barely brush mine once,
    and they kept tsk-ing at me over and over,
    so I completely snapped.
    51AnonymousSep 15, 2026 21:53
    Re: #24
    Wild, right~ (Sugichan's signature catchphrase)
    27AnonymousSep 15, 2026 21:45
    I swept his leg right out from under him~ Wild, right~
    29AnonymousSep 15, 2026 21:46
    Forget Sugichan, it's Kurochan for me, dashin'! (mimicking fellow comedian Kurochan's own catchphrase tic)
    30AnonymousSep 15, 2026 21:46
    Japanese people have seriously gone downhill.
    You'll even see young guys just casually sitting with their legs crossed, hogging the priority seats.
    34AnonymousSep 15, 2026 21:47
    As long as there are still people out there lamenting the tsk-ers, the world hasn't been given up on yet, Sugichan.
    81AnonymousSep 15, 2026 22:06
    Re: #34
    Even if it wasn't happening to you, doesn't it still feel awful just to witness?
    35AnonymousSep 15, 2026 21:47
    Maybe it's because their workplace is like that.
    But then again, being like that at work
    and then playing the nice guy out in public
    seems kind of messed up too, if you ask me.
    38AnonymousSep 15, 2026 21:48
    Nobody tsks just because someone stumbled.
    Describe it more accurately.
    39AnonymousSep 15, 2026 21:49
    I thought this was building up to a punchline like 'Wild, right~… wait, it's you?!'
    40AnonymousSep 15, 2026 21:49
    It's basically the internet's fault.
    People used to keep their honne (true feelings) separate from tatemae (public face), only showing their honne to close friends and family. But now all of that gets dumped online instead, so the line marking where someone's true nature stops has vanished — and people started acting that way in real life too.
    60AnonymousSep 15, 2026 21:59
    And yet apparently, to white people, 'Japanese people are kind, considerate, and gentle'? 🙄
    86AnonymousSep 15, 2026 22:10
    Re: #60
    I bet Tokyoites only act that way for white folks too, huh.
    70AnonymousSep 15, 2026 22:02
    Way too many people wear earphones on packed trains.
    Saying 'excuse me, getting off' does nothing — they won't notice unless you actually bump into them.
    75AnonymousSep 15, 2026 22:03
    Re: #70
    On a packed train you can't even touch your phone, so going without earphones is rough.

    Background and key points of this story

    Sugichan debuted in 1993 and made a comeback as a 53-year-old comedian on the strength of his catchphrase “Wild, right~.” This post wasn’t from a TV appearance — just a personal account of something he witnessed, shared on X. It’s worth noting that the tsk-ing passenger’s circumstances and the stumbling person’s actual condition are described purely from Sugichan’s own point of view, with no footage or third-party testimony available to verify what happened. On the thread, many agreed with the sentiment that “society as a whole has lost its capacity for patience,” but reactions weren’t uniform — comment #42, for instance, which pinned the blame on a specific gender, was immediately met with pushback calling it discriminatory. Contact and tsk-ing incidents on packed trains happen all the time, but the fact that they only go viral when relayed through a celebrity’s post is part of why this kind of story keeps resurfacing.

    *This article was compiled by excerpting and summarizing the 5ch (Geinou/Sports News+) thread “[Entertainment] Sugichan sees someone stumbling on the train… laments the passengers who click their tongues at them: “Man, we’re done for”.”

  • Man in Row Behind Claims Cheki Prize After Winning Seat Turns Out Empty at Satoyoshi Uta’s Birthday Event, Sparking Controversy

    During a seat-raffle cheki (Polaroid photo) giveaway at Satoyoshi Uta’s birthday event, it was reported on 5ch that the winning seat number was actually empty, yet a middle-aged man sitting one row behind it accepted the prize instead. Some commenters have condemned this as fraud, while others suggest it may have simply been an honest mix-up about which seat was which, leaving opinions divided. Some posters also shared past experiences of similar confusion, such as mixing up the letters “J” and “K,” or rows “M” and “N,” and mistakenly believing they had won.

    1AnonymousSep 15, 2026 22:20
    @
    Satoyoshi Uta's Birthday Event, Part 1
    Cheki giveaway via seat raffle
    5AnonymousSep 15, 2026 22:23
    I don't get the nerve to cheat just to grab a prize.
    11AnonymousSep 15, 2026 22:24
    Just say something to his face. What do you mean it'll 'ruin the mood'? Chicken.
    14AnonymousSep 15, 2026 22:25
    Talk to Sekino about it — they'd figure out who's who in no time, even if people swapped seats.
    15AnonymousSep 15, 2026 22:26
    Maybe he just sat down one row back by mistake.
    18AnonymousSep 15, 2026 22:27
    Re: #15
    That's possible, but everyone's already decided he's guilty.
    16AnonymousSep 15, 2026 22:26
    These people are always so quick to broadcast their feelings.
    20AnonymousSep 15, 2026 22:27
    You have to curse the lack of judgment behind a promotion that only makes a tiny handful of lucky fans happy.
    22AnonymousSep 15, 2026 22:28
    Re: #20
    Pretty much everyone runs this kind of promotion though.
    29AnonymousSep 15, 2026 22:30
    Re: #22
    But the fans aren't actually happy about it.
    32AnonymousSep 15, 2026 22:30
    Re: #22
    It gets a quick burst of hype in the moment, so people assume it's popular.
    21AnonymousSep 15, 2026 22:28
    What are the odds he sat one row off AND the real winner happened not to show up…
    23AnonymousSep 15, 2026 22:28
    You gotta speak up right then! No chickening out in the moment!
    24AnonymousSep 15, 2026 22:29
    Couch fan detected lol (zaitaku — slang for a fan who never actually shows up to events). This kind of bit happens at all sorts of events lol
    25AnonymousSep 15, 2026 22:29
    It'd make everyone happier if they just handed out masks to the whole crowd, like Hime Rara does.
    26AnonymousSep 15, 2026 22:29
    Funny how everyone sitting around him just silently watched it happen too.
    31AnonymousSep 15, 2026 22:30
    Vigilante justice is risky business — you could even get sued for it.
    33AnonymousSep 15, 2026 22:30
    It's a lazy promotion, just something everyone else happens to run too.
    34AnonymousSep 15, 2026 22:30
    The type who glances at the seat number on the chair in front and just assumes it's his.
    37AnonymousSep 15, 2026 22:31
    Re: #34
    Maybe he got excited and misread it.
    44AnonymousSep 15, 2026 22:32
    Re: #34
    Some venues really do have confusing seating lol
    45AnonymousSep 15, 2026 22:32
    Re: #34
    If he's an old man, that's totally plausible.
    40AnonymousSep 15, 2026 22:32
    Is this gonna get exposed in the livestream?
    50AnonymousSep 15, 2026 22:33
    Re: #40
    It's Part 1, so it'll get exposed in high-def.
    41AnonymousSep 15, 2026 22:32
    He might've made an honest mistake, and yet people are dragging him through the mud after the fact…
    46AnonymousSep 15, 2026 22:33
    There was a mix-up like this at the 'cozy' bar meet-and-greet too — an empty seat won, and the person sitting next to it just shouted 'They're out today!'
    48AnonymousSep 15, 2026 22:33
    X (Twitter) users sure don't report this stuff to staff, huh.
    53AnonymousSep 15, 2026 22:34
    Re: #48
    There's no staff around to report it to anyway.
    49AnonymousSep 15, 2026 22:33
    If he was just sitting in the wrong seat, that's a bigger problem in itself lol
    52AnonymousSep 15, 2026 22:34
    Re: #1
    How could he even collect it? Don't you have to show your seat number?
    56AnonymousSep 15, 2026 22:34
    Sometimes you get middle-aged guys asking to photograph someone else's prize just to tweet it — what is that about?
    59AnonymousSep 15, 2026 22:34
    He probably glanced at the seat number on the back of the chair in front and mixed it up.
    60AnonymousSep 15, 2026 22:35
    They do check seat numbers. He's probably just a newbie anyway.
    65AnonymousSep 15, 2026 22:36
    It's not like the staff did anything wrong here either.
    70AnonymousSep 15, 2026 22:36
    No letters are as easy to mix up as 'J' and 'K.' This old guy isn't at fault.
    88AnonymousSep 15, 2026 22:40
    Re: #70
    When it's read out loud, rows M and N get mixed up easily too — I once saw someone think they'd won because of that. Back then winners picked up their prize at the exit, so a staff member told them, 'The winner was row M, you're row N, so this isn't yours' — I just watched that go down out of the corner of my eye as I walked past.

    Background and Key Issues in This Discussion

    Seat-raffle cheki giveaways like this one are a common fixture not just at Hello! Project events but across the idol scene generally, and it’s not unusual for organizers to have no clear policy for what happens when the winning seat turns out empty. When winning numbers are read aloud or announced over a PA system, mix-ups involving similar-sounding labels — like “J” and “K,” or rows “M” and “N” — are easy to make, and posts #70 and #88 in the thread include firsthand accounts of similar confusion at past events. Opinions in the thread split between those warning that publicly branding someone a cheat on the spot is risky, and those arguing that the bystanders who silently watched it happen share the blame. Worth noting: aside from the man himself and event staff, there’s no way to confirm for certain whether this was a genuine seating mistake or a deliberate act. The debate also touched on a broader fandom question — whether to call something out in the moment versus posting about it afterward to avoid a confrontation.

    ※This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Hello! Project) thread “Man in the row behind claims cheki prize after winning seat turns out empty at Satoyoshi Uta’s birthday event, sparking talk.”

  • Hiroshima’s Sei Katsuta Struck in the Head by Pitch — Blue Tarp Shields Emergency Stretcher Exit, Stadium in Shock

    On September 15, 2026, during a Hiroshima Carp vs. Yakult Swallows game at Jingu Stadium in Tokyo, Hiroshima’s Sei Katsuta was struck on the right side of the head by a 144 km/h pitch and had to be substituted immediately. The unusual sight of him being carried off on a stretcher, his view shielded by a blue tarp, left the stadium in shock. On 5channel, many posters voiced concern for the player’s condition, while others pointed out that hit-by-pitches and mid-game substitutions have been piling up in Yakult games this season, sparking debate over the team’s image.

    Hiroshima’s Sei Katsuta subbed out after HBP to the head — 144 km/h fastball strikes right temple, freak accident stuns Jingu Stadium, player shielded by blue tarp and carried out on a stretcher

    Sep 15 (Tue), 19:44 JST

    Daily Sports

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / original article here

    2AnonymousSep 15, 2026 21:40
    Re: #1
    For a second I thought he'd been carried off by an oil tanker… (pun: タンカー/"tanker" sounds just like 担架/"tanka," the actual word for stretcher)
    14AnonymousSep 15, 2026 21:43
    Lol the blue tarp
    That's straight-up 'fatal accident on the tracks' energy (blue tarps are the classic visual Japanese news uses to cover bodies at accident scenes)
    17AnonymousSep 15, 2026 21:44
    Players Yakult has wrecked this season:
    Ishii, Fushimi, Sakamoto, Ishihara, Katsuta
    18AnonymousSep 15, 2026 21:44
    If his Hiroshima teammates know the right meds, he'll be fine
    20AnonymousSep 15, 2026 21:44
    When they cover the stretcher with a blue tarp, is that because the guy soiled himself and they don't want fans seeing it?
    59AnonymousSep 15, 2026 22:04
    Re: #20
    More likely because his brains are leaking out, no?
    22AnonymousSep 15, 2026 21:45
    Yakult, again…? Enough is enough!
    Someone plunk Ikeyama in the dugout already, seriously
    23AnonymousSep 15, 2026 21:45
    Speaking of which, whatever happened to that umpire who got hit in the head with a bat?
    25AnonymousSep 15, 2026 21:46
    Hit by pitch?
    → Honestly admits it just grazed the bat handle, ruled a foul
    → Next pitch, hits him in the exact same spot again
    Classic Yakult baseball
    26AnonymousSep 15, 2026 21:46
    If they broke out the blue tarp, his eyeball probably popped out or something
    27AnonymousSep 15, 2026 21:47
    We don't even have a shortstop left (sob
    33AnonymousSep 15, 2026 21:48
    Re: #27
    Kozono: "Guess it's…"
    Yano: "…our turn?"
    29AnonymousSep 15, 2026 21:47
    Why the blue tarp though?
    Okay, now I'm genuinely worried
    30AnonymousSep 15, 2026 21:48
    If it's a serious concussion, this could threaten his career
    31AnonymousSep 15, 2026 21:48
    If you're gonna play a fundamentally broken sport, you gotta be ready for this 😌
    35AnonymousSep 15, 2026 21:48
    Nah, just huff a 'zombie' (slang for smelling salts) and he'll be back to normal in no time
    36AnonymousSep 15, 2026 21:49
    Feels like the world's gotten pretty grim since this month started
    Nonstop bad news and deaths since September began
    40AnonymousSep 15, 2026 21:51
    Covering him with a blue tarp — that's what you do with a corpse
    52AnonymousSep 15, 2026 22:01
    Ah, the Yakult that's famous for Osuna, huh
    53AnonymousSep 15, 2026 22:01
    This is exactly why I try to avoid watching sports as much as possible
    Stay uninvolved
    Walking and light strength training is plenty for me
    54AnonymousSep 15, 2026 22:01
    Whatever happened to that umpire?
    No follow-up news on him?
    57AnonymousSep 15, 2026 22:03
    Broken pastime
    Can't even call it a sport — it's a hobby where the pitcher alone gets to 'take out' (56 = internet slang for korosu, "kill," used to dodge word filters) anyone he doesn't like, as many times as he wants
    60AnonymousSep 15, 2026 22:05
    Sorry Boy
    66AnonymousSep 15, 2026 22:09
    Re: #60
    Since we're the generation that grew up on that anime, isn't the player who just got hit basically 'Kakupuru' now?
    67AnonymousSep 15, 2026 22:11
    Wait, the pitcher's from Koryo High?
    Koryo vs. the Carp
    71AnonymousSep 15, 2026 22:16
    Guess that's why it's called a 'death pitch' (死球, literally "death ball," the Japanese term for hit-by-pitch) — driving the other guy toward death and all
    73AnonymousSep 15, 2026 22:17
    Guess Futamata's the starting shortstop starting tomorrow, then
    74AnonymousSep 15, 2026 22:17
    They should really get this place exorcised, this team is seriously cursed

    Background and talking points on this topic

    The practice of shielding an injured player with a blue tarp while carrying him off on a stretcher after a hit-by-pitch at Jingu Stadium is a protective measure for injured players that has become common in recent years — using a tarp doesn’t necessarily mean the injury is serious. Its main purpose is to protect the player’s privacy and prevent footage from spreading excessively, and until the severity is confirmed via a same-day press conference or official statement, anything more is just speculation. While many thread posters expressed concern for the player’s safety, there were also numerous comments noting the recurring hit-by-pitches and substitutions in Yakult games this season; however, posts asserting a definitive causal link to the team’s overall conduct lacked solid grounding and were left out of this article. Some comments also referenced a past incident involving an injured umpire, but since that is an unrelated event, content that could cause confusion between the two has been excluded.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5channel (Sports News+) thread “[Hiroshima] Sei Katsuta subbed out after HBP to the head — 144 km/h pitch strikes right temple, Jingu Stadium in shock, player shielded by blue tarp and carried out on a stretcher.”

  • Matsumoto Hitoshi to Undergo Second Surgery, Will Miss September 19 ‘DOWNTOWN+’ Livestream

    Downtown’s Matsumoto Hitoshi is set to undergo another surgery to reverse his colostomy, and it has been announced he will skip the September 19 livestream of “Comedy Empire University (OIU)” on the streaming service “DOWNTOWN+.” The service’s operators have issued a statement asking members for their understanding. On 5ch, comments focused on how many times now he’s missed the once-a-month livestream, along with cynical remarks about stagnant concurrent-viewer and subscriber numbers, and questions about why the surgery timing overlapped with the streaming schedule.

    Tue, Sep 15, 7:11 PM

    Downtown’s Matsumoto Hitoshi, who announced he will undergo surgery to reverse his colostomy, revealed by the 15th on the internet streaming service “DOWNTOWN+” that he will forgo appearing in the September 19 livestream of “Comedy Empire University (OIU).”

    The platform explained: “Regarding this livestream, Matsumoto Hitoshi will be undergoing surgery to reverse his colostomy, so we have decided he will not appear.” It continued, “We sincerely apologize to the members who were looking forward to it, but we humbly ask for your understanding and cooperation.”

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Original article here

    2AnonymousSep 15, 2026 20:46
    Watching an Osaka night-view livestream on YouTube is more fun than watching 'Peace-kun' at Omiya Park anyway (a local mascot/zoo webcam).
    3AnonymousSep 15, 2026 20:48
    Even after the anus is restored, apparently bowel dysfunction is a real pain to deal with.
    5AnonymousSep 15, 2026 20:49
    Only a tiny handful of Matsu-shinja (diehard Matsumoto 'faithful') even watch it, so who cares.
    7AnonymousSep 15, 2026 20:50
    They should just rename the channel 'Colostomy+.'
    8AnonymousSep 15, 2026 20:51
    Scheduling it right on top of the once-a-month livestream… how many times has he skipped now?
    10AnonymousSep 15, 2026 20:52
    Just because he can't appear on network TV doesn't mean he needed to launch some massive platform lol, YouTube would've been fine.
    Yoshimoto [his talent agency] got saddled with wasted money too. Actually, looking back, the Bunshun scandal might've been the perfect excuse to retire and rest.
    11AnonymousSep 15, 2026 20:52
    If he really were the god of comedy, he'd be livestreaming from the operating room.
    Well, he might actually become 'a god' for real (dark joke implying he could die on the table).
    22AnonymousSep 15, 2026 20:57
    Re: #11
    Less 'a god' and more like… (trails off ominously)
    12AnonymousSep 15, 2026 20:53
    DOWNTOWN+ has completely stopped being talked about — is anyone actually still watching it?
    82AnonymousSep 15, 2026 21:43
    Re: #12
    I used to watch, but lately it's nothing but griping about network TV. And despite supposedly having deep pockets, when Sisonne's Hasegawa asked him, 'Come on, do a comedy skit,' Matsumoto pulled a sour face and made excuses like 'skits cost money' lol
    20AnonymousSep 15, 2026 20:56
    Doesn't even look like it can hit 300 concurrent viewers.
    21AnonymousSep 15, 2026 20:57
    Re: #20
    It's a membership service, so concurrent viewers don't really matter.
    Plenty of people probably watch the archive instead.
    28AnonymousSep 15, 2026 20:59
    Re: #21
    'Rapist Matsumoto' himself (a mocking nickname referencing the assault allegations against him) was obsessing over the live viewer count, so what do you mean it doesn't matter lol
    31AnonymousSep 15, 2026 21:01
    Re: #21
    The subscriber base is already at 'dying rural village' levels (i.e., nearly depopulated) — nobody's watching this stream, yet you're acting smug about how 'plenty watch the archive.'
    24AnonymousSep 15, 2026 20:58
    Feels like a lot of celebrities have been dying of colon cancer lately… is he going to be okay?
    32AnonymousSep 15, 2026 21:03
    I want him to live a long life and watch him fade into irrelevance.
    33AnonymousSep 15, 2026 21:03
    Seriously?! There are 500,000 fans waiting for him, right!?
    35AnonymousSep 15, 2026 21:04
    Imagine going through the trouble of switching IDs just to keep trash-talking him lolololol
    37AnonymousSep 15, 2026 21:04
    Why not just schedule the surgery for a time that doesn't clash with the stream?
    It's starting to feel like he's using it as an excuse to dodge the broadcast.
    44AnonymousSep 15, 2026 21:08
    Re: #37
    Isn't it just that the earliest available slot based on his condition and the doctor's schedule happened to overlap?
    I'd guess it's serious enough that they couldn't plan it out with plenty of lead time.
    53AnonymousSep 15, 2026 21:12
    Re: #44
    This time it's just reversing the colostomy, right?
    I'd think prioritizing the stream would honestly be fine.
    He's probably skipped the livestream about twice before for hospital-related reasons anyway.
    56AnonymousSep 15, 2026 21:14
    Re: #44
    He literally streamed himself scarfing down yakiniku, cake, and multiple bowls of curry right before this — quite something to say that.
    Doesn't defending him like that feel painful even as you type it?
    42AnonymousSep 15, 2026 21:07
    It's Downtown Matsumoto's subscription service, right? On TV that'd easily pull a 10% rating.
    Well, 10 million subscribers is a lock, question is whether it hits 15 million.
    You'd better brace for a steady 3 million concurrent viewers, so the servers — whatever they're using — better be solid, right? Right?!
    Whoa, just streaming and raking it in, easy money lol
    ↓
    Reality
    59AnonymousSep 15, 2026 21:17
    Re: #42
    Right before launch, the Matsu-shinja were talking big about how this subscription service would surpass Amazon Prime, Netflix, and even Disney+ lol
    They were spouting nonsense like 'every comedian will move over to DOWNTOWN+, TV networks won't be able to make shows anymore, and every station will come crawling to Matsumoto on their knees, pale-faced.'
    43AnonymousSep 15, 2026 21:07
    There's literally nothing that would make subscribers increase.
    It's only going to keep shrinking — rough.
    50AnonymousSep 15, 2026 21:10
    Has any TV station even covered this?
    54AnonymousSep 15, 2026 21:12
    Re: #50
    Pretty sure not a single one has.
    If one did, the Matsu-shinja would be losing it, declaring victory and saying his TV comeback is imminent.
    Plus it's not even trending on X.
    69AnonymousSep 15, 2026 21:29
    The subscriber count made online news when it launched — did it actually go down since then?
    70AnonymousSep 15, 2026 21:29
    Even with Matsumoto gone from TV, over 99% of Japanese people were completely unaffected.
    75AnonymousSep 15, 2026 21:36
    Re: #70
    Meanwhile, actress Nakamura Yuri…
    Really makes you feel the cruelty of the world all over again. (a bitter contrast drawn with another entertainer's harder fate)

    Background and Key Points of This Topic

    “DOWNTOWN+” is the paid streaming service Matsumoto Hitoshi launched as a substitute for his absence from network television; when it first began, its large subscriber count made headlines, but in this thread the comments mainly pointed out how low the concurrent-viewer numbers are. Following the Shukan Bunshun magazine’s reports, Matsumoto suspended his activities, later underwent colorectal surgery and had a colostomy performed, and resumed streaming afterward — this latest surgery appears to be aimed at reversing that colostomy. The thread was split over whether the overlap between the surgery date and the streaming schedule was an “excuse” or simply an “unavoidable scheduling issue” dictated by the doctor’s availability — something that can’t be determined from the article alone. It should also be noted that no concrete figures for subscriber or concurrent-viewer counts appear in the article itself; the numbers discussed in the thread are purely speculation.

    ※This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Geisoku+) thread “Matsumoto Hitoshi Reports Second Surgery, Will Miss September 19 “DOWNTOWN+” Livestream: “We Humbly Ask for Your Understanding and Cooperation”.”

  • Taigawa Yosuke’s ‘Bus Trip’ Returns After 8 Months — Viewers Slam His ‘Irritable Attitude’

    Taigawa Yosuke’s conduct on the September 12 broadcast of the TV Tokyo variety show “Tag on the Local Bus! ~Escape From Bus Trip Master Taigawa~ Ibaraki Gourmet Battle Special,” his first appearance in the series in eight months, became a hot topic on social media. The long-running series has been known for its odd-couple duo of Taigawa and Ebisu Yoshinori, but with Ebisu absent from recent location shoots, viewers have increasingly pointed out that Taigawa seems “irritable” in how he treats general participants and fellow cast members. On 5channel, opinions split between those who say Taigawa’s temperament has been this way since Ebisu was still on the show, and those who think his rougher, unfiltered side has become more noticeable now that Ebisu isn’t there to soften things — with debate also flaring over who should take over Ebisu’s “tell-it-like-it-is” role.

    Taigawa Yosuke’s “Bus Trip” Returns After 8 Months, But Some Viewers Call Out His “Irritable Attitude”… His “One-Man Show” Tendencies Intensify Without Partner Ebisu Yoshinori

    On September 12, actor Taigawa Yosuke’s variety show “Tag on the Local Bus! ~Escape From Bus Trip Master Taigawa~ Ibaraki Gourmet Battle Special” (TV Tokyo) aired.

    It was the familiar “Bus Trip” series, but Taigawa’s conduct on the show appears to have stirred up social media.

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Original article here

    3AnonymousSep 15, 2026 21:27
    He's way past menopause age, so this has to be old-man irritability.
    5AnonymousSep 15, 2026 21:28
    Old folks lose their ability to hold back irritation once senility sets in.
    6AnonymousSep 15, 2026 21:29
    Now I get why his wife once wanted to run away.
    8AnonymousSep 15, 2026 21:29
    It's because they're pairing him up with people like Kusanagi and Murashige.
    9AnonymousSep 15, 2026 21:29
    Taigawa's been irritable like this since back when he was doing the show with Ebisu.
    10AnonymousSep 15, 2026 21:30
    The 'Takagi-nee' from W gets irritable a lot too — if they're going to show that side, I want them to show the even more heated, tense moments too.
    24AnonymousSep 15, 2026 21:33
    Re: #10
    She's cute, so it's not a problem.
    11AnonymousSep 15, 2026 21:30
    If you don't like it, just don't watch it!
    13AnonymousSep 15, 2026 21:30
    Let's just force Ebisu-san to come back on.
    14AnonymousSep 15, 2026 21:30
    Ever since I found out they rerun old Bus Trip episodes every Monday at 7pm, I've never missed one.
    67AnonymousSep 15, 2026 21:46
    Re: #14
    When regular participants fumble around getting on and off the bus, Taigawa does get visibly irritated.
    94AnonymousSep 15, 2026 22:04
    Re: #14
    Guess we should just watch that instead, huh.
    15AnonymousSep 15, 2026 21:30
    Nah nah, he was way more irritable back when Ebisu-san was on.
    16AnonymousSep 15, 2026 21:30
    Him losing his temper on top of making dumb mistakes is basically the whole appeal of this show.
    18AnonymousSep 15, 2026 21:31
    Wasn't he doing the show with Ebisu-san like 10 years ago already?
    21AnonymousSep 15, 2026 21:32
    They should just bring in Miharu to fill Ebisu-san's screwup role.
    57AnonymousSep 15, 2026 21:43
    Re: #21
    Miharu is currently battling cancer.
    93AnonymousSep 15, 2026 22:03
    Re: #21
    Hiroshi would be good.
    22AnonymousSep 15, 2026 21:32
    Casting Kusanagi basically means they told him 'please get angry' — he's just doing the job he was hired for.
    36AnonymousSep 15, 2026 21:37
    If I remember right, Taigawa Yosuke is a total domineering-husband type —
    like 'If you call me by just my name, I'll slap you' or
    'Speak to me in polite language,'
    https://up.gc-img.net/post_img_web/2017/12/fddb7284a2457cafc7aaff2b9564c39f_7540.jpeg
    46AnonymousSep 15, 2026 21:39
    The show probably doesn't want viewers dumb enough to call even a location shoot like this 'scripted.'
    82AnonymousSep 15, 2026 21:52
    Re: #46
    They need to edit it so it doesn't come across that way.
    If it's too blatant, even amateurs can tell.
    49AnonymousSep 15, 2026 21:40
    They should run a viewer poll for who fills Ebisu Yoshinori's role. Guess it's hard to find someone naturally scatterbrained without it feeling staged…
    54AnonymousSep 15, 2026 21:41
    I think it's popular and still running because he gets genuinely serious about winning.
    61AnonymousSep 15, 2026 21:44
    Re: #54
    He's settled into being the old guy the young cast members tease now.
    The conversations (light trash-talking) that happen when Taigawa's not around are the funny part lol
    69AnonymousSep 15, 2026 21:46
    He's always been short-tempered — it's probably new viewers who don't know that writing the complaints.
    75AnonymousSep 15, 2026 21:49
    Re: #69
    He's actually serious and meticulous. He notices things more than you'd expect from a guy.
    All sorts of stuff comes out of his bag — cooling packs, you name it — and when there's downtime he'll go buy niku-man (steamed pork buns) for everyone. He's got his good sides too lol
    79AnonymousSep 15, 2026 21:50
    Nah nah,
    this is a show where you're supposed to enjoy Taigawa's twisted sense of justice.
    95AnonymousSep 15, 2026 22:04
    What about throwing in Marcia as a spark to shake things up?
    101AnonymousSep 15, 2026 22:09
    Re: #95
    Ikoma-chan too.
    97AnonymousSep 15, 2026 22:05
    A guy who didn't hold back even against Ikoma, who's two generations (24 years) younger than him, making things tense — and then grins about it looking back on a later special.
    That's Taigawa for you.
    100AnonymousSep 15, 2026 22:09
    Re: #97
    Makes me wonder if that's what Jiro Sato's attitude toward Ai Hashimoto was like lol

    Background and Key Points of This Topic

    Since the “Bus Trip” series began airing in 2007, its signature draw has been the mismatched duo of Taigawa Yosuke and Ebisu Yoshinori. In recent years, however, Ebisu’s appearances have decreased due to his age and health, and the show has continued with other co-stars such as Kusanagi and Murashige. On the thread, opinions were split between those who say Taigawa’s irritable attitude is nothing new and was already his defining trait when Ebisu was still on the show, and those who believe his unfiltered harshness has become more noticeable now that he’s lost Ebisu as a “buffer” — the article alone doesn’t settle which reading reflects the actual change. It’s also worth noting that the “domineering husband”-style anecdotes about Taigawa’s private life are stories he himself has shared on TV in the past, and there’s no evidence directly tying them to this recent irritability report.

    *This article is compiled as an excerpt and summary of the 5channel (Geinou/Sports News+) thread “[Entertainment] Taigawa Yosuke: “Bus Trip” Returns After 8 Months, But Some Viewers Call Out His Irritable Attitude… “One-Man Show” Tendencies Intensify Without Partner Ebisu Yoshinori.”

  • Rerun of BEYOOOOONDS-Starring Drama Draws Reactions: ‘Rooting for Her, But It’s Painful to Watch’

    On the night of September 15, Nihon Eiga Senmon ch (BS255) rebroadcast the human drama “Ganbatte, Ganbaranai” (“Do Your Best, Don’t Push Yourself”), starring Hello! Project/BEYOOOOONDS member Mio Hirai. The story follows Hina (Hirai), who broke down mentally from overwork, as she slowly heals while living in a share house deep in the mountains. After the broadcast, footage from the Engeki Joshibu (Theatrical Girls’ Club) stage play “Nemureru Mori no Beyo” (“Sleeping Beauty Beyo”) aired continuously starting at 21:45. On the live-reaction thread, viewers traded comments like “Rooting for her, but it’s painful to watch” and “Well, since it’s on, guess I’ll watch it,” and things livened up with classic live-thread banter — debating the fairness of the former boss character who drives the protagonist to the brink, and joking about barely making a recording in time using Unagi (a TV recording-reservation tool).

    Nihon Eiga Senmon ch

    Ganbatte, Ganbaranai (Starring: Mio Hirai, Rerun)

    September 15, Tuesday, 20:00-21:15

    Source: nihon-eiga.com / Original article here

    2AnonymousSep 15, 2026 19:57
    I've already seen Ganbatte, Ganbaranai, so I'm good.
    3AnonymousSep 15, 2026 19:57
    Ganbatte, Ganbaranai [Two Months Running: The World of 'Hello! Project' Shown Through Acting]
    Starring: Mio Hirai / Ko Takano / Ai Moritaka. A human drama depicting events at a share house deep in the mountains, where young people each 'carrying a bit of baggage' come together. (2026, 56 min)

    September 15, Tuesday, 20:00-21:15, Nihon Eiga Senmon ch

    A share house deep in the mountains, where young people 'carrying a bit of baggage' gather. Hina (Mio Hirai), who once broke down mentally after pushing herself too hard at work, has been living a quiet life amid the communal living. Then Daigo (Ko Takano), anxious about his 'inability to try hard,' moves in. As their days slowly begin to change, Hina's former boss, Kumiko (Megumi Seki) — the one who drove her to the brink — suddenly appears, and the past Hina thought had stopped starts moving again…
    5AnonymousSep 15, 2026 20:00
    Well, since it's on, guess I'll watch.
    6AnonymousSep 15, 2026 20:01
    I heard they were filming this right before Hina Fes.
    7AnonymousSep 15, 2026 20:01
    Is this the last rerun?
    8AnonymousSep 15, 2026 20:03
    Rooting for her, but it's hard to watch.
    9AnonymousSep 15, 2026 20:03
    Is that person mosaic-blurred?
    10AnonymousSep 15, 2026 20:05
    Since it's a story about people like this, the slightly clumsy, not-so-polished acting doesn't feel too unnatural — that's what's good about it.
    11AnonymousSep 15, 2026 20:18
    Spoiler

    The culprit is Miimi.
    12AnonymousSep 15, 2026 20:19
    That person also appears from back when they weighed half what they do now.
    13AnonymousSep 15, 2026 20:19
    Actually, I've never seen it.
    18AnonymousSep 15, 2026 20:23
    Re: #13
    It's more fun to watch without spoilers.
    14AnonymousSep 15, 2026 20:21
    Section Chief Arino, who sent flowers to Beyo's Yokohama Arena show.
    21AnonymousSep 15, 2026 20:37
    Brutal woman lol
    People like this never seem to realize they're the toxic one themselves, huh?
    22AnonymousSep 15, 2026 20:38
    She doesn't seem like that bad of a boss to me.
    23AnonymousSep 15, 2026 20:40
    The way the boss corners her is harsh, but it's painful because I can imagine I might've been that type too.
    24AnonymousSep 15, 2026 20:41
    Arino's acting is probably intentionally like this.
    25AnonymousSep 15, 2026 20:41
    Section Chief Arino lol
    That nice easygoing vibe is great.
    27AnonymousSep 15, 2026 20:48
    A self-satisfying move
    Exactly that, yeah.
    28AnonymousSep 15, 2026 20:50
    Does the now-gone 'Icchan' appear in this?
    38AnonymousSep 15, 2026 21:40
    With this channel you don't have to worry about the recording getting cut short at the end.
    49AnonymousSep 15, 2026 21:46
    Re: #38
    Yeah, true… (eyes rolled back)
    40AnonymousSep 15, 2026 21:43
    Riho Makise is cute
    I like this movie.
    50AnonymousSep 15, 2026 21:47
    Whoa, almost forgot to set the recording — made it in time thanks to Unagi (a TV recording-reservation tool)
    Starting now
    51AnonymousSep 15, 2026 21:48
    There's some 'Ichioka' interference, but we'll continue the broadcast as is. (a play on the stock 'there's some noise, but we'll continue broadcasting as is' announcement)
    53AnonymousSep 15, 2026 21:48
    Didn't expect there'd be a 2-minute buffer tacked onto the start.
    57AnonymousSep 15, 2026 21:48
    Icchan from back in her cuter days shows up.
    64AnonymousSep 15, 2026 21:50
    After working hard in high school theater, she works hard at a TV production company
    and ends up burnt out.
    80AnonymousSep 15, 2026 21:51
    Man, just hearing this song alone is rough.
    88AnonymousSep 15, 2026 21:52
    Who is she even talking to right now?
    105AnonymousSep 15, 2026 21:53
    A bunch of people I don't recognize keep showing up.
    108AnonymousSep 15, 2026 21:54
    Reminds me of checking the opening-day buzz on 'Ookami' (a fan livestream/reaction board) and immediately rushing to secure Touken (Touken Ranbu stage play) tickets
    I was scared to go to Tokyo because of COVID, but I caught just one performance and took the bullet train straight back.
    161AnonymousSep 15, 2026 22:17
    I wish this Icchan would come back…

    Background and Talking Points

    “Ganbatte, Ganbaranai” is a 56-minute human drama produced in 2026, part of a Nihon Eiga Senmon ch programming slot featuring Hello! Project talent. A post in the thread asking “Is this the last rerun?” suggests some viewers sensed this broadcast might be their final chance to catch it. Opinions were split on the portrayal of the former boss who drives the protagonist to the brink, with comments ranging from “she doesn’t seem like that bad of a boss” to “I can imagine I might’ve been that type too” — rather than being consumed as a simple villain, she came across as someone uncomfortably relatable. The broadcast was structured to lead into BEYOOOOONDS’ stage play “Nemureru Mori no Beyo” starting at 21:45, and with live comments about barely making the recording in time using Unagi, the episode offered a glimpse into the viewing habits of fans who tune into this niche late-night channel slot.

    ※This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Hello! Project) thread “■ BEYOOOOONDS ■ Engeki Joshibu “Nemureru Mori no Beyo” ■ 21:45-24:20 Nihon Eiga Senmon ch (BS255ch) ■“.

  • The Blue Hearts’ ‘Strongest Song’ Poll: ‘Blue Sky’ Narrowly Leads

    A thread on 5ch’s “Nandemo Jikkyō G” board asked posters to each name their favorite Blue Hearts song to crown the ultimate best track. Titles like “Tsuki no Bakugekiki” (“Bomber of the Moon”), “Shōnen no Uta” (“Boy’s Poem”), and “Navigator” poured in one after another, though the thread repeatedly had to correct posts whose lyrics or titles actually turned out to be from The High-Lows or The Cro-Magnons instead. The thread starter kept a running tally, and by the late stages it came down to a tight race between “Aozora” (“Blue Sky”) with 8 votes and “Sen no Violin” (“A Thousand Violins”) with 6. The conversation also drifted into side topics like frustration over the band’s music still not being on streaming services and opinions on The Cro-Magnons’ sound.

    1AnonymousSep 15, 2026 19:56
    My pick's 'Bomber of the Moon.'
    3AnonymousSep 15, 2026 19:56
    Messenger from Sunday
    5AnonymousSep 15, 2026 19:57
    Re: #3
    That one's actually The High-Lows 😫
    9AnonymousSep 15, 2026 19:59
    I wonder why 'Bomber' is so popular
    13AnonymousSep 15, 2026 19:59
    Re: #9
    Dunno, right?
    Love the music video too
    37AnonymousSep 15, 2026 20:04
    Re: #9
    Honestly I don't get the meaning, but
    the intro into that first line is amazing
    12AnonymousSep 15, 2026 19:59
    And there I stood, holding a knife
    15AnonymousSep 15, 2026 20:00
    Re: #12
    That's 'Shōnen no Uta' (Boy's Poem)
    19AnonymousSep 15, 2026 20:01
    Kokoro Odoru (My Heart's Dancing)
    24AnonymousSep 15, 2026 20:02
    Re: #19
    That's a totally different genre and everything
    30AnonymousSep 15, 2026 20:03
    An eraaaser as biiig as the Himalayaaas
    35AnonymousSep 15, 2026 20:04
    Re: #30
    That's '1000 no Violin' (A Thousand Violins)
    Currently in 1st with 3 votes I guess
    36AnonymousSep 15, 2026 20:04
    Won't you come on over to my place
    43AnonymousSep 15, 2026 20:08
    Re: #36
    That's Kishidan 😡
    41AnonymousSep 15, 2026 20:06
    Aurora Night

    A young-faced Paul Newman
    Like a Salvador Dalí painting
    The night unfurls its parachute
    49AnonymousSep 15, 2026 20:11
    Re: #41
    That's one of Marcy's songs (Marcy = guitarist Masatoshi Mashima)
    44AnonymousSep 15, 2026 20:08
    Re: #42
    That's The High-Lows too 😡
    51AnonymousSep 15, 2026 20:12
    Re: #44
    Guess I only know 'Linda Linda' then
    45AnonymousSep 15, 2026 20:09
    Navigator

    Ahh — this journey, dying wherever I drop dead along the easy road home, that's my true hometown
    46AnonymousSep 15, 2026 20:09
    Re: #45
    Ahh, 'Navigator' is great too 😭
    53AnonymousSep 15, 2026 20:12
    Feel like I remember owing someone money
    55AnonymousSep 15, 2026 20:13
    Re: #53
    You can't just stop caring after you borrowed it, come on
    60AnonymousSep 15, 2026 20:16
    Re: #53
    None of that matters anymore 😤

    That's 'Sen no Violin' (A Thousand Violins)
    Currently in 1st with 5 votes
    56AnonymousSep 15, 2026 20:14
    Good morning, Mom and Dad 🥺
    63AnonymousSep 15, 2026 20:17
    Re: #56
    That's 'Shōnen no Uta' (Boy's Poem)
    67AnonymousSep 15, 2026 20:18
    How come The Cro-Magnons are full of great songs but still feel kind of meh?
    68AnonymousSep 15, 2026 20:19
    Re: #67
    Come on, that's a stretch at this point
    72AnonymousSep 15, 2026 20:24
    Re: #67
    I feel like they're probably avoiding writing songs that 'really hit you'
    76AnonymousSep 15, 2026 20:28
    Re: #67
    I love 'Ikiru' (To Live)
    70AnonymousSep 15, 2026 20:21
    Seriously wish they'd finally put this stuff on streaming
    75AnonymousSep 15, 2026 20:27
    Re: #70
    Same
    I bought one of those CD-ripper gadgets for my iPhone just for the Blue Hearts
    71AnonymousSep 15, 2026 20:23
    Giving uuup on all sorts of thiiings~
    Getting better and better at making excuuuses~
    78AnonymousSep 15, 2026 20:29
    Re: #71
    That's 'Line wo Koete' (Crossing the Line)
    Marcy's on vocals for that one
    84AnonymousSep 15, 2026 20:33
    Feel like I lent someone money
    85AnonymousSep 15, 2026 20:39
    Re: #84
    I'll count that as a vote for 'Sen no Violin'

    'Aozora' (Blue Sky) 7 votes, in 1st
    'Sen no Violin' 6 votes, in 2nd
    91AnonymousSep 15, 2026 20:46
    'Aozora' — the word "ブラウン管" (CRT/cathode-ray tube) really shows its age. Also showed up in Shogo Hamada's 'MONEY' too
    94AnonymousSep 15, 2026 20:50
    Re: #91
    Current standings
    'Aozora' 8 votes, 1st
    'Sen no Violin' 6 votes, 2nd
    103AnonymousSep 15, 2026 20:58
    Re: #91
    That line about '4.8 billion people's own private miseries' just makes you think humanity's way overpopulated now
    97AnonymousSep 15, 2026 20:52
    I actually named 'Aozora' in my 2nd post, but I'd rather be counted for 'Owaranai Uta' (The Never-Ending Song), which I mentioned first
    99AnonymousSep 15, 2026 20:54
    Re: #97
    Ok
    So right now:
    'Aozora' 7 votes
    'Sen no Violin' 6 votes
    98AnonymousSep 15, 2026 20:52
    Does 'Aruku Hana' (Walking Flower) count as a Blue Hearts song?
    101AnonymousSep 15, 2026 20:58
    Re: #98
    Never heard of that song, so I'm not sure

    Background and Key Points

    The Blue Hearts formed in 1985 and disbanded in 1995. After the breakup, vocalist Hiroto Komoto and guitarist Masatoshi Mashima (“Marcy”) went on to form THE HIGH-LOWS, and later THE CRO-MAGNONS. This is why the thread repeatedly saw corrections like “that’s actually The High-Lows” and “that one’s The High-Lows too” — a sign of how easily songs from the three bands blend together in fans’ memories. The Blue Hearts’ music has also long been unavailable on major streaming services, which likely explains the post about buying a CD-ripping device just to get their songs onto an iPhone. While one poster suggested The Cro-Magnons seem to “avoid writing songs that really hit you,” no clear consensus was reached — it remained just one person’s take.

    ※This article is compiled and summarized from the 5ch (“Nandemo Jikkyō G”) thread “I’m deciding the ultimate Blue Hearts song, so name your favorite one 😳“.

  • 3 in 10 Young People Say They ‘Don’t Plan to Marry’ — Hiromi Says Both ‘Government Action’ and ‘Personal Effort’ Are Needed

    A survey by Japan’s Children and Families Agency found that 35.1% of unmarried people aged 15–39 said they “don’t plan to marry.” In a separate survey, 64.7% of unmarried women and 60.7% of unmarried men said they “don’t want children.” On an information program covering these results, TV personality Hiromi said the government “absolutely has to take countermeasures,” while adding that “beyond that, it’s up to each individual.” On 5ch, the remark sparked a debate split between those pointing to financial problems and those citing the burden of family environment and relationships, with users arguing over just how much government policy can actually solve.

    9/15 (Tue) 11:05

    On the September 15 broadcast of Nippon TV’s morning show “DayDay.” (weekdays, 9:00 AM), the program covered survey results showing that 35.1% of young people (43,529 unmarried respondents aged 15–39) surveyed by the Children and Families Agency said they “don’t plan to marry,” while a separate survey found that 64.7% of unmarried women and 60.7% of unmarried men said they “don’t want children in the future.”

    After watching footage of young people citing financial anxiety and other reasons, commentator and TV personality Hiromi speculated: “Given the state of things right now, I get why people like this — who have no intention of marrying — are showing up… But if they had a partner, they’d probably want to get married, I’d guess.”

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Read the original article here

    3AnonymousSep 15, 2026 20:54
    Watching an Osaka night-view video channel beats watching Peace-kun at Omiya Park on YouTube any day (Peace-kun is a famous solitary elephant whose livestream became a lonely-old-age meme).
    4AnonymousSep 15, 2026 20:54
    The government's too busy with immigration policy to care about actual Japanese people.
    5AnonymousSep 15, 2026 20:55
    Renovation companies have such a terrible reputation — where's the demand even coming from?
    6AnonymousSep 15, 2026 20:56
    They probably just answered randomly.
    We don't even know if the survey was legit to begin with.
    8AnonymousSep 15, 2026 20:57
    One reason I don't think government policy has much to do with marriage or birth rates:
    take South Korea — its birth rate is low not just at home, but among ethnic Koreans living abroad too.
    9AnonymousSep 15, 2026 21:00
    People with that delinquent "yankee" mentality (Japanese slang for rowdy, rebellious youth) probably just can't understand this world.
    They're basically a different species at this point.
    69AnonymousSep 15, 2026 21:24
    Re: #9
    Seriously, exactly.
    Yankee types are basically wild animals — they'll spread their seed the second they get the chance.

    Modern people run risk assessments and cost-benefit calculations on marriage.
    Compared to the ease of living alone, the stress and risk of living with someone else feels scary.

    There's less social pressure to marry than there used to be, and the media and social media bash "Japan is finished" so hard that having kids almost feels like abuse.

    Maybe it's the kind, considerate people who end up avoiding marriage.
    Meanwhile the delinquent types just keep multiplying, and the country turns into a "land of carnage" (a nod to the documentary about Kitakyushu delinquents nicknamed "Shura no Kuni").
    10AnonymousSep 15, 2026 21:01
    So we're headed for a country full of sad, lonely old people?
    11AnonymousSep 15, 2026 21:01
    So the government wants to control information suggesting life might actually be more fun without marriage.
    12AnonymousSep 15, 2026 21:01
    Plenty of people get divorced too.
    Honestly, if you're gonna get divorced, don't bother getting married in the first place.
    13AnonymousSep 15, 2026 21:01
    It's already too late, idiots.
    TV and celebrities are the ones who pushed us into this mess in the first place, idiots.
    14AnonymousSep 15, 2026 21:02
    Well, that's what happens when you favor women way too much.
    15AnonymousSep 15, 2026 21:02
    It's stopped being about the government or money at this point.
    Growing up in a not-so-great home, or with parents who didn't get along, can kill your desire to marry too.
    More and more people are just barely keeping their own lives together as it is.
    16AnonymousSep 15, 2026 21:03
    What's the government supposed to do about it anyway? People are just riding the vibe way too much here.
    19AnonymousSep 15, 2026 21:04
    If you're unpopular with the opposite sex, matchmaking activities ("konkatsu") are a humiliating grind where, at best, other unpopular people show interest in you — so unpopular guys with too much pride don't even want to try konkatsu in the first place.
    25AnonymousSep 15, 2026 21:05
    There was a talk about how, out of a 100-year life, it's unreasonable by the laws of nature to spend the rest of it with someone you just happened to fall for during two or three years in your twenties.

    The conclusion was: "It only works if you pile patience on patience, endurance on endurance, give up your freedom, and give up a lot of your wealth — money, time, peace of mind, all of it."


    They also said your happiness index tanks the moment you're supporting a jobless partner, like a stay-at-home wife.
    It's true that after about 10 years, most married couples have lost the love between them.
    Maybe a life of gritting your teeth, staying irritated, and living together forever really is the unhappiest kind of life there is.
    66AnonymousSep 15, 2026 21:23
    Re: #25
    Sounds like you just want to believe that, lol.
    28AnonymousSep 15, 2026 21:07
    Young people, go out there and have a proper youth already!!!

    No money, you say??
    Young people have fallen in love with no money in every era!!!
    You bunch of morons!!!
    68AnonymousSep 15, 2026 21:24
    Re: #28
    Youth is being able to go on a date with nothing but a juice, a sweet bun, and a cup of instant noodles.
    Once you're an adult, that doesn't fly anymore.
    Why can't this cost-performance/time-performance-obsessed generation see that?
    44AnonymousSep 15, 2026 21:14
    Single people are basically traitors to the nation and should be taxed heavily!
    Otherwise the poor souls who got married for their country will never get their due!
    79AnonymousSep 15, 2026 21:28
    Re: #44
    We're already taxed, and we're already supporting some stranger's stay-at-home wife too.
    46AnonymousSep 15, 2026 21:15
    Non-regular workers can't afford to get married anyway.
    48AnonymousSep 15, 2026 21:16
    Re: #46
    You need a healthy body to get conscripted too, y'know.
    So go get married and work for the good of the country, why don'tcha.
    67AnonymousSep 15, 2026 21:24
    Today this old fart had drinks with an acquaintance in his 80s, and marriage came up.
    Then and now, marriage is something you can't pull off without making up your mind to take the plunge.
    Back then it was easier to take that plunge, since everyone got married — it was a universal-marriage kind of society.
    But even with all that social pressure pushing them along, plenty of couples still didn't work out — so you could say people today are actually thinking about relationships more seriously.
    70AnonymousSep 15, 2026 21:24
    Re: #67
    Yeah, and once you're married everyone praises you for doing it "for the country," right?
    72AnonymousSep 15, 2026 21:25
    The government should just forcibly marry off men and women once they hit a certain age.
    If you don't like that, find someone and get married before it comes to that.
    75AnonymousSep 15, 2026 21:27
    Re: #72
    Hooray for conscription!
    Let's work for the good of the country!
    81AnonymousSep 15, 2026 21:28
    My takeaway from talking with my 80-something acquaintance today is that people these days just don't try to form deep relationships with others.
    Marriage isn't going to work unless you seriously commit to facing another person.
    Maybe something more like the Heian-era nobility's "commuting marriage" — where husband and wife lived apart and he just visited — would actually suit modern people better.
    84AnonymousSep 15, 2026 21:30
    Re: #81
    Well, back then, relying on relatives when you were in trouble WAS the social safety net.
    You don't need that these days.
    86AnonymousSep 15, 2026 21:31
    Re: #1
    They have no idea what's actually causing the declining birthrate.
    The declining birthrate is exactly the kind of problem the government can't fix — that's precisely why it's happening in every country.
    93AnonymousSep 15, 2026 21:33
    Re: #86
    You could also say it won't get solved as long as there are people using the declining birthrate for political gain.
    94AnonymousSep 15, 2026 21:35
    Re: #68
    Seriously, exactly.

    For poor people, youth is the only weapon they have for dating…
    And dating is the best way to get comfortable with the opposite sex…
    Marriage is just riding that momentum — or rather, the natural flow of things.
    100AnonymousSep 15, 2026 21:36
    Re: #94
    That kind of cheap-looking date only worked because there was no social media back then.
    These days, if you can't post it, it doesn't count as a real date.
    114AnonymousSep 15, 2026 21:41
    In this day and age, there's no way you can force people into marriage and child-rearing.
    That said, if there are no kids, the country dies out.
    So what do you do? Give single people the right to live freely at their own pace — in exchange for paying noticeably higher taxes.
    Then give married, child-raising households serious, thorough preferential treatment.
    That's really the only way.
    The idea being: let's raise our precious children as a whole nation, and hopefully that leads to more marriages — and in turn, more kids.
    119AnonymousSep 15, 2026 21:42
    Re: #114
    Married people are the ones who get protected by society, right?
    It's single people who are the real independent adults.

    Background and Key Points of This Discussion

    This figure comes from a Children and Families Agency survey of 43,529 unmarried people aged 15–39, of whom 35.1% said they “don’t plan to marry.” The share who don’t want children (64.7% of unmarried women, 60.7% of unmarried men) comes from a separate survey with a different sample and different questions, so the two figures shouldn’t simply be added together. On the thread, opinions split between those citing money problems and those citing family environment or a general aversion to the burden of living with another person — with some pointing to South Korea, where even ethnic Koreans living abroad have low birth rates, as evidence that “government policy alone won’t fix this.” Meanwhile, the more extreme proposals — like taxing single people more heavily or effectively forcing marriage — mostly played out as irony, praising taxes and conscription as being “for the good of the country,” more satire than genuine policy proposals.

    ※This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Geinou/Sports Express+) thread “Hiromi speaks candidly on survey showing 3 in 10 young people “don’t plan to marry”: “The government absolutely has to take countermeasures,” “but beyond that, it’s up to each individual”.”

  • Giants Swept 3 Straight by DeNA, Games-Above-.500 Cushion Falls to 11 — Emergency Team Meeting Called After the Game

    On September 15, 2026, the final game of the three-game Giants–DeNA series at Yokohama Stadium ended in a lopsided 2-13 loss, completing a three-game sweep by DeNA and dropping the Giants’ cushion above .500 to 11 wins. Starter Shosei Togo was knocked out before completing two innings, allowing 9 runs (5 earned), and reports say the coaching staff and players held an emergency team meeting after the game. On 5ch, fans expressed dismay at how a promising start — sparked by Hirayama’s leadoff home run — completely fell apart, debated the view that the pennant race has now narrowed to a two-team fight between the Hanshin Tigers and DeNA, and speculated over which team the Climax Series special rule would end up applying to.

    1AnonymousSep 15, 2026 21:15
    Previous thread
    Giants Acting Manager Thread 138
    3AnonymousSep 15, 2026 21:21
    Of all times, our boys get swept 3 straight by the BayStars
    4AnonymousSep 15, 2026 21:21
    Is there really anyone who'd take the manager job for a team this beat up?
    Probably only Abe would take it
    5AnonymousSep 15, 2026 21:22
    Beat the Tigers (“chin,” 5ch slang for Hanshin) then drop 3 straight to the BayStars lol
    Worst possible timing to run into DeNA
    6AnonymousSep 15, 2026 21:22
    Seriously, what are we even being shown this late in the pennant race lol
    8AnonymousSep 15, 2026 21:22
    Yokohama Stadium
    Giants 2-13 DeNA
    Game over

    Win: Azuma
    Loss: Togo

    Togo: 2 IP, 9 R, 5 ER
    Akahoshi: 2 IP, 1 R
    Hirauchi: 3 IP, 1 R, 0 ER
    Funasako: 1 IP, 2 R

    Hirayama: leadoff home run, 2 hits
    Suzuki Dai: RBI double
    Matsumoto: 2 hits
    Izumiguchi, Oshiro, Dalbec: 1 hit each

    Giants swept 3 straight, cushion above .500 down to 11
    9AnonymousSep 15, 2026 21:22
    Hanshin wins the Central League
    Yokohama wins it all (Japan Series)

    This Yokohama series decided everything

    The Giants' players clearly have zero motivation to begin with anyway
    11AnonymousSep 15, 2026 21:23
    [DeNA] Rout Giants with 4 Home Runs, First 7-Game Win Streak in 2 Years & Back Above .500 for First Time Since May — Maki Hits Game-Tying No. 26 for 2nd Straight Game, Hayashi Delivers Go-Ahead Hit, Tsutsugo Reaches 250th Career NPB HR, Azuma Goes 6 IP/2 R for Win No. 11
    https://news.yahoo.co.jp/articles/db27fff52fd8a8735561127207d9a0524006bd64

    [Giants] Season-Worst 13-Run Blowout Loss Means First Place Slips Away Again… 3rd Straight Loss, Togo Suffers Career-Worst 4 Homers Allowed in 2-Inning, 9-Run KO, Hirayama's Leadoff No. 3 Home Run Wasted
    https://news.yahoo.co.jp/articles/90087fc9dde95bbd93be6b690b0256ac31ff297a
    12AnonymousSep 15, 2026 21:24
    When they cut to the bench after Hirayama's leadoff homer — no real energy, more like everyone looked like it wasn't even their problem — I got a bad feeling
    13AnonymousSep 15, 2026 21:24
    Who'd have guessed it'd go from Hirayama's leadoff homer to… this lol
    14AnonymousSep 15, 2026 21:24
    First time ever seeing 1st and 2nd place both looking this awful at this point in the season
    15AnonymousSep 15, 2026 21:25
    It's less a pennant race and more a contest of who can lose harder lol
    16AnonymousSep 15, 2026 21:25
    [Beat Writer's Giants Diary] First Time in 4 Years Allowing Double-Digit Runs Through 3 Innings — Despite the Shocking Blowout, Left-Field Bleachers Still Rang with Passionate Giants Cheers; 12 Games Left, Time to Dig In for a Comeback Title
    https://news.yahoo.co.jp/articles/03d3320f5fa945863ce3c59a4dbdb06891ca6c80
    17AnonymousSep 15, 2026 21:26
    Doesn't even matter how much Hanshin loses anymore
    The pennant's going to either Hanshin or Yokohama
    I don't care about the Climax Series at this point, might as well switch to development mode starting next game
    They're batting Ishizuka 5th, so clearly they'd rather play at developing prospects than actually fight for the pennant anyway
    51AnonymousSep 15, 2026 21:42
    Re: #17
    Our team's lost too many games at this point, nothing to be done
    19AnonymousSep 15, 2026 21:26
    Even the farm teams — the BayStars are winning there too, so really it's a 2.5-game gap
    20AnonymousSep 15, 2026 21:27
    Turns out the Tigers (“chin”) have a pitching version of Fabian too (a player known among fans for infamously bad outings)
    21AnonymousSep 15, 2026 21:27
    [DeNA] Giants-Killer Katsuki Azuma Earns Win No. 11 with 6 IP/2 R: "I'm glad I could grind it out and keep the damage to a minimum"
    https://news.yahoo.co.jp/articles/c57087903b4ef66148bef808f1b1e5993d31b781
    22AnonymousSep 15, 2026 21:28
    Sure, getting let down by the fielders or giving up homers happens, but walking two batters right after getting taken deep? That's on Togo too
    25AnonymousSep 15, 2026 21:31
    DeNA Demolish Giants with 4 Homers for Season-First 7-Game Winning Streak! Back Above .500 for First Time in 4 Months, Closes to 5 Games Behind 2nd-Place Giants
    https://news.yahoo.co.jp/articles/47a3579a97ac7d57225494e1cc536a4cf8e2f232
    26AnonymousSep 15, 2026 21:31
    Lotte
    Yamaguchi: No. 29 (top 6th, 2-run)
    Yamaguchi: No. 30 (top 9th, solo)

    Nippon-Ham
    Mannami: No. 21 (bottom 8th, solo)
    27AnonymousSep 15, 2026 21:32
    Guess this'll cut down a bit on the “Lotte's cooked” (ロ落, 5ch shorthand) posts too
    31AnonymousSep 15, 2026 21:35
    Looks like the Climax Series special rule is going to end up applying to the Fighters
    34AnonymousSep 15, 2026 21:35
    984 Anonymous (name still pending) 2026/09/15 (Tue) 21:16:51.02 0
    Even if the Tigers (“chin”) and our team both lose out the rest of the way, the Tigers still take the pennant lol

    And that's when the BayStars pull off the massive comeback title
    37AnonymousSep 15, 2026 21:36
    Can replay review even tell whether a pitch actually grazed the batter or not?
    38AnonymousSep 15, 2026 21:36
    Lotte's Koki Yamaguchi Hits No. 30, First Japanese Player on the Team to Do So Since Hiromitsu Ochiai 40 Years Ago! Reaches the Mark with a 2-Homer Game
    https://news.yahoo.co.jp/articles/cb0cdf06f5cffa3e92101acf9d06cc04279fa826
    66AnonymousSep 15, 2026 21:46
    Re: #38
    Figures it's been since Ochiai — this is a team whose whole lineup gets outdone by a single player nicknamed “Okawari” on some other team
    42AnonymousSep 15, 2026 21:39
    40 years?? What kind of team is this lol
    47AnonymousSep 15, 2026 21:41
    Guess the convenient scenario for the Chunidora side is Nakano striking out (already happened) and then Morige, huh
    48AnonymousSep 15, 2026 21:41
    [Giants] Painful 3-Game Sweep by DeNA… Emergency Team Meeting Held After the Game
    https://news.yahoo.co.jp/articles/4da9b32fa9f50d45641d064697b89d269872194c

    The Giants held an emergency team meeting after the game. With this marking their last game of the season at Yokohama Stadium (Hamasta), the coaching staff and players greeted the Giants fans gathered in the left-field stands. They then headed back to the dugout, where an emergency meeting was held behind the bench.
    52AnonymousSep 15, 2026 21:42
    [Giants] Taiga Funasako Pitches for the 3rd Straight Game in Full-On 'Everyday Reliever' Mode, but Allows 3 Hits/2 Runs in 1 Inning — DeNA's Watarai Rips a Triple Off the Right-Field Fence
    https://news.yahoo.co.jp/articles/0fb8000df8e4a6b35bcff8b85c9292f79ab37084

    Funasako pitched in all three games of this series. On the 13th he threw 1 scoreless inning allowing 2 hits, and on the 14th, 1 scoreless inning allowing 1 hit.
    53AnonymousSep 15, 2026 21:43
    Emergency team meeting, here it comes ━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━!!
    54AnonymousSep 15, 2026 21:44
    [Shinya Miyamoto] Giants' 'Bad Atmosphere' Made Worse as Key Players Izumiguchi and Togo Pour Fuel on the Fire… Time to Play with Self-Awareness
    https://news.yahoo.co.jp/articles/faa47bb75f5e69b618d8416a29d0f3cb65fe9bb7

    In the 2nd inning, Izumiguchi made an error and Togo gave up three home runs. Izumiguchi, the team's No. 3 hitter and shortstop, is a player who should be a pillar on both offense and defense. Togo has had his rough patches too, but he's a pitcher once called the team's ace.

    Since this is a competitive sport, things won't always go well. Even so, you shouldn't let the team's atmosphere sour — and when there already is a bad atmosphere, you should be the one to cut it off. Think about the worst-case scenario and make it a habit to play in a way that avoids it at all costs. Don't keep repeating plays you know you shouldn't make. It's not easy. But a player who's supposed to be a pillar of the team needs to carry that awareness and play in a way that lifts the team's momentum. That goes doubly for a core player on a team fighting for the pennant — and it's exactly that kind of play that leads a team to a championship. I know this comes across harsh, but I hope it can serve as a spark for them to turn things around. (Nikkan Sports columnist)
    64AnonymousSep 15, 2026 21:45
    Re: #54
    That's because Sakamoto and Maru aren't the ones leading by example
    They're just getting cozy with the young guys, everything's slack
    82AnonymousSep 15, 2026 21:48
    Re: #54
    Right off the bat, Hirayama's leadoff home run off DeNA's Azuma put the Giants ahead. After the bad run the day before, the mood must have shifted to 'today we can do this.' Matsumoto followed with a double, and they had the momentum building.

    What killed it right there was the No. 3 hitter, Izumiguchi. On a 3-ball count he swung at a fastball just off the middle of the plate and flied out to third. Personally, I think it's fine for a cleanup-caliber hitter to swing on a 3-ball count — especially with a runner in scoring position.
    58AnonymousSep 15, 2026 21:45
    Hashigami, throwing around “player development” just to look like he's doing his job
    Hashigami, using “we're focused on development” as an excuse
    60AnonymousSep 15, 2026 21:45
    Hiroshima's Katsuta Sei Diagnosed with 'Bruise to Right Side of Head,' Team Announces — Walked Off Under His Own Power After Being Hit, Future Status to Be Decided Based on Progress; 144 km/h Fastball Struck Him Directly in the Head, Taken Straight to Hospital
    https://news.yahoo.co.jp/articles/a334206fdcb7c6f473d73fb05d37dd6c1639f1f9

    After being hit in the head by the pitch, he was examined at a hospital in Tokyo and diagnosed with a bruise to the right side of his head. He reportedly walked off the field under his own power after being hit, and the team says it will decide on his status going forward based on how he progresses.
    62AnonymousSep 15, 2026 21:45
    Different inning, but it turned into the same kind of scene as Okamoto this morning
    70AnonymousSep 15, 2026 21:47
    https://x.com/shukan_bunshun/status/2099831860033392691
    86AnonymousSep 15, 2026 21:49
    Re: #70
    The Carp, again? lol

    Background and Key Points of Discussion

    The Giants had maintained a healthy cushion above .500 for most of the season, but a three-game sweep at the hands of DeNA has pulled that margin down to 11, narrowing the gap with second-place DeNA to just 5 games. Starter Shosei Togo was tagged for a career-worst 9 runs in just 2 innings, and with Taiga Funasako pitching in three straight games, fatigue in the bullpen is starting to show. The emergency team meeting held after the game is believed to be an effort by the coaching staff to convey a sense of urgency, though its contents haven’t been disclosed. On the thread, users cited a column by Nikkan Sports commentator Shinya Miyamoto, who argued that the momentum built by Hirayama’s leadoff home run was killed off by a weak at-bat from No. 3 hitter Izumiguchi, sparking criticism of the attitude of the team’s core hitters. Opinions were split between those who believe the pennant race has already become a two-way fight between Hanshin and Yokohama, and those still holding out hope for a Climax Series berth or a come-from-behind title.

    ※This article is compiled and summarized from the 5ch (Harupuro board) thread “Giants Acting Manager Thread 139.”

  • Miyo Hirai Confesses She’s Spoiled by a Senior Member — 5ch: ‘Being Pampered Is Just Miimi’s Deal’

    On the finale of the Hello! Project radio show “Miyo-chan’s Engawa,” host Miyo Hirai (BEYOOOOONDS) revealed that she attended junior member Hanamano Yuna’s debut event at Nissho Hall, and that her own catchphrase “Mii, mou ii mon~” (roughly “Fine, I don’t care anymore~”) is already well known to “Hana,” who dotes on her because of it — a story that got picked up on 5ch. Alongside comments finding it heartwarming, the thread split over how to view a senior member like Hirai being pampered by a junior, and the chat expanded into comparisons with other members.

    1AnonymousSep 15, 2026 19:57
    Streamed 9/15/26 — Hello! Project Radio "Miyo-chan's Engawa" Episode 113 (Final) #8
    MC: Miyo Hirai
    (Miyo-chan, who went to see Hanamano Yuna's debut event,
    2AnonymousSep 15, 2026 19:57
    Being pampered is just Miimi's deal
    3AnonymousSep 15, 2026 19:57
    https://www.instagram.com/miyo_hirai.official/p/Dci1kiBmRce/

    Went to Nissho Hall to see my beloved little sisters shine.
    Couldn't stop smiling the whole time, and full-on cried during the live segment.

    Hanamano Yuna.
    Thank you for joining BEYOOOOONDS.
    Miimo too.
    She's such a dependable, cool big sister it made me tear up too.

    It was a godly event ✨
    4AnonymousSep 15, 2026 19:57
    https://stat.ameba.jp/user_images/20260814/21/beyooooonds-blog/3b/d1/j/o1080081015812308274.jpg
    6AnonymousSep 15, 2026 20:01
    That's rough~
    I can't stand people who don't act their seniority, like Fukumura
    14AnonymousSep 15, 2026 20:13
    Re: #6
    Nah, the point is that even that Miimi hosted properly on stage, putting her juniors first
    61AnonymousSep 15, 2026 20:50
    Re: #6
    That's Ikuta you're thinking of
    7AnonymousSep 15, 2026 20:02
    Hana's going after the toughest ones to win over first, like Miimi and Nishi
    13AnonymousSep 15, 2026 20:12
    Re: #7
    Maybe she just has a thing for fair skin
    8AnonymousSep 15, 2026 20:03
    As expected from battle-hardened Hana
    9AnonymousSep 15, 2026 20:07
    I want to see Hanamano Yuna's 'Jiko☆SHOW☆Time' (self-intro segment)
    10AnonymousSep 15, 2026 20:09
    Miimi's already fallen for Hana-chan at this point
    It's rare for Miimi to go hang out with someone one-on-one
    11AnonymousSep 15, 2026 20:09
    Miimi's 'good family upbringing' vibe is off the charts
    23AnonymousSep 15, 2026 20:22
    Miimi never got to be spoiled by her real older sister, so she's making up for it by leaning on her BEYOOOOONDS senpai
    24AnonymousSep 15, 2026 20:23
    Did her older sister pass away?
    26AnonymousSep 15, 2026 20:33
    Re: #24
    Her sister can't really manage on her own, so Miimi was the one taking care of her
    25AnonymousSep 15, 2026 20:24
    That's Oda you're thinking of
    27AnonymousSep 15, 2026 20:33
    Somebody spoil Momohi too
    29AnonymousSep 15, 2026 20:41
    Well, Miimi's just the capable type
    53AnonymousSep 15, 2026 20:48
    Even the mochi her sister eats on New Year's gets pounded by Miimi and her dad in the yard
    57AnonymousSep 15, 2026 20:49
    Lol, trolls came flooding in at insane speed

    Background and points of debate

    “Miyo-chan’s Engawa” is a regular Hello! Project radio show, and since this episode was the finale, Miyo Hirai is thought to have opened up more personally than usual. BEYOOOOONDS has a culture that places weight on “nenji” (seniority ranking within the group based on join date), and Hirai is on the earlier-joining, senior side. The thread’s disagreement centered on whether to see Hirai, a senior member, being spoiled by junior member “Hana” as heartwarming, or as underwhelming for someone “not carrying her seniority,” with comparisons drawn to other members like Fukumura Mizuki. Meanwhile, theories floated in the thread — such as the idea that “Hana has a thing for fair-skinned members” — are just speculation from posters, not something Hana herself has confirmed, and should be read with that caveat.

    *This article is composed as an excerpt and summary of the 5ch (Hello! Project) thread “Miyo Hirai: “Miimi’s ‘Mii, mou ii mon~’ has long since been found out by Hanamano Yuna, and Hana spoils me like crazy for it”.”