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  • Ohtani’s Return: 1 Hit, 1 Walk, but Strikes Out with Bases Loaded — Dodgers’ 5-Game Win Streak Snapped, Yamamoto Takes 9th Loss

    Shohei Ohtani, back from injury, started for the Dodgers but struck out swinging in a golden bases-loaded chance in the bottom of the 4th, as the team fell 1-5 to the Padres, snapping their 5-game win streak. Starter Yoshinobu Yamamoto also allowed runs to pile up, taking his 9th loss of the season, leaving the team’s playoff seeding still undecided. On 5channel, opinions on the loss were split — some said Ohtani’s strikeout shifted the game’s momentum, others questioned the moment he removed his gear during an ABS Challenge, and still others floated the jinx theory that “the team can’t win when Ohtani’s in the lineup.”

    Sports Nippon

    [ September 24, 2026, 14:14 ]

    NL: Dodgers 1-5 Padres (September 23, 2026, Los Angeles)

    Source: sponichi.co.jp / Original article here

    5AnonymousSep 24, 2026 14:48
    Yamamoto loses whenever he starts with Ohtani in the lineup… dude's a serious jinx lmaooo
    6AnonymousSep 24, 2026 14:48
    Taking off his gear and letting his focus slip in the middle of the ABS Challenge (the automated ball/strike review system) — bad look.
    7AnonymousSep 24, 2026 14:49
    When Ohtani's out, the lineup explodes and the pitching holds up.
    When Ohtani's in, the whole team grinds to a halt.
    The Dodgers, in unison: "You're a pain for everyone, Shohei Ohtani!"
    10AnonymousSep 24, 2026 14:50
    Right after first pitch it felt like a sure win, and then they just… lost?!
    13AnonymousSep 24, 2026 14:50
    Just put Ohtani back on the IL already and bring DePaula back.
    48AnonymousSep 24, 2026 15:00
    Re: #13
    That's exactly how the postseason script goes
    This whole scenario exists for that
    Delay the IL stint → come back → lose → back on the IL again
    22AnonymousSep 24, 2026 14:53
    Is Yamamoto the scapegoat here?
    27AnonymousSep 24, 2026 14:54
    Re: #22
    It's the DH who struck out with the bases loaded.
    114AnonymousSep 24, 2026 15:20
    Re: #22
    Yamamoto: "Shohei, just lurk forever and never post again." (ROM = internet slang for a silent lurker)
    25AnonymousSep 24, 2026 14:53
    That bases-loaded at-bat of Ohtani's — however you slice it, that was a walk. If he'd reached base the whole momentum would've flipped.
    26AnonymousSep 24, 2026 14:54
    Betts: "Ever since Shohei got back, my body's just felt heavy for some reason."
    30AnonymousSep 24, 2026 14:54
    Bottom of the 4th, bases loaded, Ohtani up.
    The catcher called an ABS Challenge on the umpire's ball call, but Ohtani jumped the gun on his own judgment, took his gear off, and started heading to first like it was already a walk.
    Then the challenge actually succeeded, so he fumbled putting his gear back on, stepped back in, and struck out.
    That soured the momentum, Yamamoto fell apart the next inning, and the whole team collapsed.
    Total one-bad-apple situation.
    60AnonymousSep 24, 2026 15:04
    Re: #30
    Doesn't that risk a pitch-clock violation out?
    91AnonymousSep 24, 2026 15:12
    Re: #30
    The ump had already made a ball call, so "jumped the gun on his own judgment" is a bit much
    I almost wrote that myself too, then thought better of it
    33AnonymousSep 24, 2026 14:55
    This is apparently as of the 21st. The Dodgers have won even more since then.

    Dodgers with Ohtani: 79-55 (.590)
    Dodgers without Ohtani: 17-5 (.773)

    Pretty obvious who the problem is…
    34AnonymousSep 24, 2026 14:55
    Ohtani's still terrible in the clutch as ever — no finishing power.
    36AnonymousSep 24, 2026 14:57
    Japan's trash media is hyping him up nonstop while the bench looked like a funeral lol
    37AnonymousSep 24, 2026 14:58
    Ohtani in baseball
    Kubo in soccer

    Which one are you backing?
    41AnonymousSep 24, 2026 14:58
    Well, it takes a home run hitter time to find his timing again.
    So the key is just racking up as many at-bats as possible.
    But if you're expecting the Ohtani we saw through last year, that might be a stretch for now.
    The Dodgers are stacked enough that it works out as a fair handicap anyway.
    42AnonymousSep 24, 2026 14:58
    Should've just bunted, honestly
    (Didn't watch the game though)
    43AnonymousSep 24, 2026 14:58
    Mood tanked instantly lol
    Striking out with the bases loaded stings
    45AnonymousSep 24, 2026 14:59
    Still, it's rare to see a player drag the team down this visibly.
    46AnonymousSep 24, 2026 14:59
    Back for one game and already the scapegoat — "Owatani" (a pun on Ohtani + owata, "it's over")
    2 strikeouts, including killing a bases-loaded chance
    47AnonymousSep 24, 2026 14:59
    Betts has gone dead silent ever since that guy came back.
    50AnonymousSep 24, 2026 15:01
    Just put DePaula in already.
    53AnonymousSep 24, 2026 15:01
    Re: #50
    People are still saying this? How out of the loop can you be?
    54AnonymousSep 24, 2026 15:02
    This has turned into exactly the kind of thing Ohtani-haters love. If it's like this in Japan, the real deal in America must be even worse.
    73AnonymousSep 24, 2026 15:08
    Re: #54
    The Dodgers players themselves are probably the happiest about it lol
    75AnonymousSep 24, 2026 15:09
    Why's the team weaker with Ohtani out there?
    Is he just a mood-killer or something? ("sagepoyo" — slang for dragging the vibe down)
    86AnonymousSep 24, 2026 15:11
    Re: #75
    Maybe it's some kind of "mood harassment" thing where his sulking puts everyone around him in a bad headspace
    79AnonymousSep 24, 2026 15:10
    GOAT?
    Unicorn?

    Nope, he's a jinx.
    83AnonymousSep 24, 2026 15:11
    Re: #79
    Isn't "jinx" the wrong word though?
    He's just a regular scapegoat

    A "jinx" is someone who puts up good results but the team still loses — that's more like Yamamoto
    Ohtani didn't even produce results, so it doesn't fit
    82AnonymousSep 24, 2026 15:11
    Jinx-Ohtani's presence rattles Yamamoto
    and somehow the fanboys start lashing out at everyone else
    100AnonymousSep 24, 2026 15:16
    Re: #82
    What's really ugly is pinning the blame on everyone else instead — Tucker's defense, Yamamoto giving up the homer, Freeman going hitless…


    But if Ohtani had just gotten a hit with the bases loaded, the momentum shifts and none of that even happens.
    102AnonymousSep 24, 2026 15:16
    Poor DePaula, getting squeezed out
    I wonder how the postseason roster and contract rules work here. If contract status doesn't matter, does Rushing come off the roster so DePaula can be added?
    105AnonymousSep 24, 2026 15:18
    Re: #102
    He can only play DH, so as long as Ohtani's on the roster, there's no room for DePaula. A guy who's only good as a pinch hitter eats into the limited bench spots, so they can't carry him.

    Background and Talking Points

    A post claiming a huge gap in the Dodgers’ win rate with Ohtani in the lineup versus without him (79-55 vs. 17-5, comment #33) drew a lot of attention, but it’s worth noting this is a small sample from a limited late-season stretch, and likely falls within the range of statistical coincidence rather than anything meaningful. The ABS Challenge is a new system introduced this season that lets teams request an electronic review of an umpire’s ball/strike call, and it’s common to see catchers or batters remove their gear or helmets while waiting for the ruling — some in the thread suggested this may be the moment Ohtani’s focus slipped. Because playoff seeding is directly tied to the NL West standings race, Yamamoto’s 9th loss and this game’s defeat could still affect how the remaining schedule plays out.

    ※This article is compiled as an excerpt and summary of the 5channel (Geinou/Sports News+) thread “[USA] Shohei Ohtani goes 1-for-with-a-hit-and-a-walk in his return game! Strikes out swinging in a bases-loaded chance… Dodgers’ 5-game win streak snapped, Yamamoto takes 9th loss, playoff seeding still up in the air.”

  • Dev Releases Homemade Baseball Sim, 5ch Fires Back: ‘That’s Not Hard, It’s Just Slow’

    A post appeared on 5ch’s “Nandemo Jikkyou” (anything-goes live commentary) board asking users to try out a self-made baseball simulation game. It’s a team-building sim where you play through seasons, pull players via gacha, and strengthen your roster — featuring fictional pitchers as well as a player clearly modeled on Shohei Ohtani. The thread saw a string of complaints about a difficulty curve where win rates barely budge for the first 20 years, plus gripes about the gacha’s clunky controls, though the developer himself jumped in directly to field feedback and requests. Some players reported finally winning it all in year 101, while others racked up 55 wins in their very first season, and several praised the game’s brisk pacing.

    Put a lot of work into this 💪

    Source: diamond-nine-baseball.com / Original article here

    8AnonymousSep 24, 2026 14:07
    Tried it, but not being able to spam the gacha during initial team building is boring — you should be able to pull every player through gacha right from the start.
    Also it's bad that when you swap in a gacha player for a roster player, you can't see the roster player's stats.
    9AnonymousSep 24, 2026 14:08
    Re: #8
    The whole concept is grinding through games to earn pulls and build up your team 😁
    If you get a genuine rare pull, you can even get major leaguers.
    13AnonymousSep 24, 2026 14:12
    Put the 'advance to next season' button around here — having to scroll every single time is annoying.
    Also, since everyone's going to pull gacha the second a season ends anyway, there's no real need to keep gacha on a separate tab.
    Just let us pull right there on the spot when the season's over.
    https://imgur.com/C7u76SP.jpg
    15AnonymousSep 24, 2026 14:13
    Re: #13
    Okay, got it.
    Yeah, having it up top is better. Thanks 🙏
    14AnonymousSep 24, 2026 14:12
    I can feel the potential — this could turn into a really fun game down the line.
    16AnonymousSep 24, 2026 14:14
    Re: #14
    It's already pretty good as it is, though 😁
    18AnonymousSep 24, 2026 14:17
    Nice, a year wraps up super fast.
    19AnonymousSep 24, 2026 14:18
    Re: #18
    I figure if you just keep grinding for about 150 years, you can win it all in the majors!
    20AnonymousSep 24, 2026 14:19
    Re: #19
    Yeah, that's about the balance of this game.
    Honestly, being stuck in 6th place for the first 10-20 years straight is boring.
    Nothing changes at all.
    23AnonymousSep 24, 2026 14:20
    Re: #20
    If you keep pulling gacha and awakening players to strengthen your team, you'll get stronger.
    It's a pretty high-difficulty game after all.
    30AnonymousSep 24, 2026 14:25
    Re: #23
    Feels like you're confusing 'high difficulty' with something else?
    57AnonymousSep 24, 2026 14:46
    Re: #23
    Isn't that not 'high difficulty' at all — just a game that takes forever?
    29AnonymousSep 24, 2026 14:24
    Honestly, it's boring.
    The UI is unfriendly, so please fix that for sure.
    For the first 20 years or so you're stuck going 1 win to 2 losses the whole time, but the players you pull are all rated around 50, so you don't make any progress and it gets old.
    32AnonymousSep 24, 2026 14:28
    Re: #29
    Yeah, I think there's room to improve the UI 😁
    If you've got requests for how you'd like it changed, keep 'em coming.
    33AnonymousSep 24, 2026 14:28
    Hmm, so it's kind of like Pro Spirits (プロスピ, the Professional Baseball Spirits game series) with the whole player-training part just stripped out?
    35AnonymousSep 24, 2026 14:29
    Re: #33
    There is an awakening system!
    39AnonymousSep 24, 2026 14:32
    Finally won the league in year 28.
    41AnonymousSep 24, 2026 14:33
    Re: #39
    Congrats — win 3 titles in a row and you can take a shot at the majors, so keep at it.
    40AnonymousSep 24, 2026 14:33
    The response time being super fast is really great — zero stress.
    But don't players decline over time, and if there's no turnover, won't you eventually end up with the same kind of team every time and just get bored and quit?
    43AnonymousSep 24, 2026 14:35
    Re: #40
    Yeah, it does end, but since it's all unfamiliar players you have no attachment to, that gets kind of flavorless too, so I've basically designed it so that once you get that far, that's the endpoint.
    42AnonymousSep 24, 2026 14:34
    Let us pick a team and do like a 150-pull gacha all at once.
    44AnonymousSep 24, 2026 14:36
    Re: #42
    Do that and you'd have a full roster instantly and get bored right away, wouldn't you 🫪
    46AnonymousSep 24, 2026 14:39
    I pulled Roki Sasaki —
    does his stats stay the same if I use him as closer?
    50AnonymousSep 24, 2026 14:40
    Re: #46
    No change for now.
    47AnonymousSep 24, 2026 14:39
    Can you only pick Tokyo teams? 🥺
    48AnonymousSep 24, 2026 14:40
    Re: #47
    You can change the name, though 😁
    54AnonymousSep 24, 2026 14:45
    Year 1

    Tokyo Rookies
    44 wins, 97 losses, 2 ties

    …yeah, about that.
    60AnonymousSep 24, 2026 14:48
    Re: #54
    lol you suck
    I got 55 wins lol
    59AnonymousSep 24, 2026 14:48
    Re: #57
    Aren't all mobile gacha games like that anyway 🫪
    64AnonymousSep 24, 2026 14:49
    Re: #59
    In mobile games, gacha and character pulls have limits, which you can solve by spending money — but if just grinding forever eventually makes you strong, that's not really what you'd call 'high difficulty,' is the point.
    61AnonymousSep 24, 2026 14:48
    Somebody hurry up and win the World Series already —
    I want to hear a report that it happened.
    63AnonymousSep 24, 2026 14:49
    Re: #61
    Fine, I've been dominating domestically, guess I'll head to the majors.
    67AnonymousSep 24, 2026 14:52
    Just one player turnover per year gets old eventually, so I'd like to see like 3 swaps a year.
    71AnonymousSep 24, 2026 14:54
    Re: #67
    Just keep plowing through the years however and points will pile up, so hang in there.
    You can also awaken players to make them stronger 😐
    70AnonymousSep 24, 2026 14:54
    Huh, a 'You won the World Series!' image popped up, but it must have collided with an update or something because it got wiped out like it never happened.
    77AnonymousSep 24, 2026 15:03
    Re: #70
    That's fast to win the World Series 😲
    Guess I need to think about making it even harder 😲
    80AnonymousSep 24, 2026 15:06
    Hey!! 💢💢💢💢💢
    https://imgur.com/ypPAplX.jpg
    81AnonymousSep 24, 2026 15:07
    Did you deliberately make it so Ohtani doesn't show up?
    I've gotten almost every major leaguer except Ohtani, but he never comes.
    82AnonymousSep 24, 2026 15:09
    Re: #81
    The guy in Re: #80 got him, so he should be obtainable 🤔
    106AnonymousSep 24, 2026 15:25
    Finally won my first world championship in year 101.

    Background and Key Points of This Discussion

    Having an individual share a self-made game on social media and then invite 5ch users to playtest it and gather reactions is a common, informal way for indie developers to get early user feedback. The thread’s central debate was over what counts as “high difficulty” in a training-sim game — several users pointed out that a design where anyone can get strong simply by putting in enough playtime shouldn’t really be called high difficulty. This is a point that comes up often in grind- and idle-style games, and it’s an easy distinction for readers to overlook: confusing a high time cost with genuinely challenging difficulty. At the same time, some praised the game’s quick response times and brisk pacing, and the fact that the developer personally answered individual requests about the UI and progression speed right there in the thread is characteristic of the kind of exchange you see in an early development stage.

    *This article is compiled and summarized from the 5ch (Nandemo Jikkyou G) thread “I made a baseball sim game!! I’d love for you to try it 😳😳.”

  • Ex-KAT-TUN’s Juri Tanaka Released After Completing Sentence — Turns Out He’s Now a Certified Music Therapist

    Former KAT-TUN member Juri Tanaka (40), who served a two-year-eight-month prison sentence for using and possessing stimulant drugs, reportedly completed his sentence on September 23, 2026. He had been out on parole since February 25 of that year, and it has also come to light that he earned a “music therapist” certification while incarcerated. Reactions on 5channel to the former idol’s reintegration into society — after three prior arrests — were mixed: some cheered him on with messages like “hang in there, just don’t touch drugs again,” while others voiced concern over the high recidivism rate for drug offenses, and some questioned how meaningful the certification itself really is.

    “I was released on February 25, 2026. While you’re inside (prison), all you can think about, over and over, is wanting to get out — so every single day feels incredibly long. Since getting out, though, the days fly by five or six times faster.”

    So says former KAT-TUN member Juri Tanaka (40). In the 2000s, he was one of the top idols at Johnny & Associates (as the agency was then known), driving legions of fans wild.

    After his exclusive contract with the agency was terminated in 2013, he went independent. He went on to pursue an artist career, first with the rock band “INKT,” and later as a rapper. At the same time, though, he has been arrested three times over drug use. In December 2023, he received a finalized sentence of two years and eight months in prison for using and possessing stimulant drugs, effectively becoming “a man behind bars.”

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Original article here

    3AnonymousSep 24, 2026 14:05
    Guess the dealers already have him back in their sights
    12AnonymousSep 24, 2026 14:11
    Wonder how many more times he'll end up back inside — just hope his life doesn't end with suicide
    18AnonymousSep 24, 2026 14:14
    Music therapist: "First, let's light up some weed"
    20AnonymousSep 24, 2026 14:15
    > Meanwhile, he has three prior arrests over drug use. In December 2023, he received a finalized sentence of two years and eight months in prison for using and possessing stimulant drugs, becoming "a man behind bars."

    Meth isn't good for you, you know
    21AnonymousSep 24, 2026 14:15
    Why does a model inmate get his own solitary cell? Because he's a celebrity?
    22AnonymousSep 24, 2026 14:15
    Guess he figures he can neutralize the drugs with music
    24AnonymousSep 24, 2026 14:17
    A future where the "therapist" sings rock and everyone just recoils
    25AnonymousSep 24, 2026 14:17
    Huh? He's basically a Korekore plant (Korekore = a livestreamer famous for exposing scandals) — don't you dare disrespect us Korelis (Korekore's fanbase/listeners)
    37AnonymousSep 24, 2026 14:38
    Re: #25
    Wait, isn't he also one of the "dark listeners" (a nickname for a hardcore fan/listener clique)?
    26AnonymousSep 24, 2026 14:18
    Hang in there!
    And don't touch the drugs again, okay?
    28AnonymousSep 24, 2026 14:19
    I bet a bunch of middle-aged ladies lined up to welcome him out
    like "thanks for your hard work in there!"
    29AnonymousSep 24, 2026 14:21
    Music therapy has nothing to do with the kind of music he's been making all along
    36AnonymousSep 24, 2026 14:36
    He looks like he's been through it.
    He had it good back in the day — nowadays if you've got name recognition you can make decent money just streaming, and he's probably still got a few die-hard old fans left too
    38AnonymousSep 24, 2026 14:38
    Looks like DARC (a Japanese drug-addiction rehab support organization) just perked up
    40AnonymousSep 24, 2026 14:40
    He got written out of Hissatsu Shigotonin (a long-running samurai drama series) with zero explanation in the show itself — erased so cleanly it's like nobody even remembers he was ever there, like he never existed
    70AnonymousSep 24, 2026 15:18
    Re: #40
    I actually liked his role in Shigotonin.
    He played the "kills you with a smile" assassin archetype — a flavor the Hissatsu franchise hadn't had since the Shigotonin boom era — and it brought back that early-series feel
    48AnonymousSep 24, 2026 14:49
    Turning 40 in a solitary cell at Nagano Prison, exactly like Horiemon (Takafumi Horie) — lol
    49AnonymousSep 24, 2026 14:52
    That kind of certification is just there so the parent organization can cash in
    50AnonymousSep 24, 2026 14:52
    I watched a video about music therapy recently —
    a keyboardist and a singing instructor visit nursing homes
    and sing along with the elderly residents
    69AnonymousSep 24, 2026 15:17
    Re: #50
    Who'd want to get anywhere near a guy like this, too scary
    53AnonymousSep 24, 2026 14:55
    Not that I care much either way,
    but he used to look sharp standing in the back next to Taguchi —
    his face has really gone downhill
    54AnonymousSep 24, 2026 14:57
    His brother's probably thinking "don't come out in public, you're making me look bad"
    56AnonymousSep 24, 2026 14:57
    Re: #37
    Yeah, true
    Seems like he's into streaming too
    Well, birds of a feather, I guess
    57AnonymousSep 24, 2026 14:57
    Notable people connected to Yachiyo City:

    Janpoke Saito
    Juri Tanaka
    Takako Uehara
    Shin Kasei Taishu
    TDN
    58AnonymousSep 24, 2026 14:59
    > They've apparently started addressing inmates with the polite "-san" honorific now

    Are the Japanese police just stupid or something?
    68AnonymousSep 24, 2026 15:15
    He probably still thinks he's young
    At 40 there's no way any fans from his own generation are still around
    71AnonymousSep 24, 2026 15:19
    Don't go causing trouble for your brother —
    this isn't the old Johnny's empire anymore
    73AnonymousSep 24, 2026 15:23
    Can he actually stay away from the temptation of drugs?
    Recidivism for drug offenses seems to run pretty high even after release…
    82AnonymousSep 24, 2026 15:28
    Stuff like "someone asks for a handshake, you shake it, and they slip a baggie into your palm,"
    or it just ends up in your pocket without you noticing and that's how it starts back up again, apparently
    89AnonymousSep 24, 2026 15:36
    Re: #82
    Oh, so you get a free sample!
    I guess just the one time wouldn't hurt, right?
    88AnonymousSep 24, 2026 15:34
    If you're doing music in the club scene, there's just no cutting ties with drugs
    91AnonymousSep 24, 2026 15:37
    Re: #88
    Why's that, I wonder?

    Background and Key Points of This Discussion

    Japan’s “music therapist” credential is not a national qualification — it’s a certification issued by private organizations such as the Japanese Music Therapy Association, and is generally considered easier to obtain than an official public qualification. That institutional backdrop is exactly why some on the thread said “that kind of certification is just there so the parent organization can cash in.” Tanaka has been arrested three times over stimulant-drug incidents, and drug offenses are noted to carry a higher recidivism rate than other categories of crime. It’s the weight of that history that split the thread’s reactions between “hang in there” encouragement and worry that he might reoffend. It’s also worth noting that while the fact of the certification has been reported, the coverage doesn’t specify exactly how he plans to carry out music activities or therapist work going forward.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5channel (Entertainment/Sports News+) thread “Ex-KAT-TUN’s Juri Tanaka Completes Sentence on September 23 — Turns Out He Earned a “Music Therapist” Certification After Release! Also Resuming Music Activities in Earnest.”

  • Welfare Recipient’s ¥120,000-a-Month ‘It’s Rough’ Complaint Splits 5ch: ‘Get a Job Instead’

    A thread went up on 5ch’s Newsspeed VIP board started by a poster claiming to receive welfare benefits, complaining that “¥120,000 a month is rough.” Since welfare payment amounts vary by household makeup and region, it’s hard to say flatly whether that’s a lot or a little, but the poster took issue with how little is left once housing costs are excluded. That drew a wave of pushback — “just get a job,” “plenty of people live on that” — while the thread evolved into a debate over just how “cultured” a life welfare payments can actually support. Opinions split over how to interpret the constitutional guarantee of “a minimum standard of wholesome and cultured living.”

    1AnonymousSep 24, 2026 14:05
    People on VIP tell me to just die, and I only get ¥120,000 a month — Japan's social safety net is broken.
    4AnonymousSep 24, 2026 14:06
    Just get a job, no?
    13AnonymousSep 24, 2026 14:10
    Re: #4
    I'd like you to work in my place.
    7AnonymousSep 24, 2026 14:07
    Then just work — what's so rough about it?
    17AnonymousSep 24, 2026 14:11
    Re: #7
    Why would I even need to work?
    9AnonymousSep 24, 2026 14:07
    I'll come help you out, so give me your address, name, and phone number.
    21AnonymousSep 24, 2026 14:11
    Re: #9
    Okay, give me your email address then.
    11AnonymousSep 24, 2026 14:08
    ( ・᷄ὢ・᷅ ) Just get a job. What is it you actually want?
    24AnonymousSep 24, 2026 14:12
    Re: #11
    Work in my place.
    12AnonymousSep 24, 2026 14:09
    So you want to brag about being on welfare, but you don't want to get criticized for being on welfare?
    25AnonymousSep 24, 2026 14:12
    Re: #12
    I genuinely don't understand what you're saying.
    16AnonymousSep 24, 2026 14:11
    Isn't around ¥60,000 excluding housing costs about right?
    26AnonymousSep 24, 2026 14:13
    Re: #16
    Good for what, exactly?
    30AnonymousSep 24, 2026 14:14
    If welfare's too rough, just quit it.
    31AnonymousSep 24, 2026 14:15
    Re: #30
    Then the government should just pay more.
    35AnonymousSep 24, 2026 14:16
    I'm 48 now, wife's the same age, and we've got a 16-year-old daughter in high school — honestly, working a normal job is better. Today too, I just had AI build a system at home and all I had to do was check the finished result. Easy money, best gig ever.
    37AnonymousSep 24, 2026 14:18
    Re: #35
    Guess Japan's welfare system really doesn't work, then.
    41AnonymousSep 24, 2026 14:20
    Well, it's not like OP has kids, right? That amount won't kill you, so it's probably not really a problem.
    43AnonymousSep 24, 2026 14:21
    Re: #41
    But I can't live a "cultured" life on that.
    44AnonymousSep 24, 2026 14:23
    Re: #43
    Well, just put up with it — everyone's struggling with the cost of living right now.
    45AnonymousSep 24, 2026 14:23
    Re: #44
    But the constitution and the law say a cultured standard of living is guaranteed.
    47AnonymousSep 24, 2026 14:25
    Re: #45
    Aren't you already living a cultured life? You've got internet access, don't you?
    51AnonymousSep 24, 2026 14:25
    Re: #45
    Well, since it's not spelled out specifically, it can be interpreted however you like. Just go to the library and read a book or something — that's cultured too.
    50AnonymousSep 24, 2026 14:25
    Probably just affiliate-marketing bait, but seriously, what's it actually like living on ¥120,000 with no job? Plenty of time, no money.
    57AnonymousSep 24, 2026 14:26
    Re: #50
    I just sit in front of my PC all day, that's about it.
    55AnonymousSep 24, 2026 14:26
    I think rent, phone/internet bills, and a chunk of utilities should just be deducted and paid directly instead of handed over as cash. There are cases where people end up spending money they shouldn't touch, and that kind of thing becomes a negative spiral. Better to just hand over something like ¥40,000–50,000, food included.
    61AnonymousSep 24, 2026 14:28
    Re: #55
    Then you go live on that.
    58AnonymousSep 24, 2026 14:27
    Re: #51
    The library's far away, and I don't really want to read books anyway.
    67AnonymousSep 24, 2026 14:30
    Re: #58
    Whether you want to or not is your own business. If OP chooses not to, that's OP's call — the point is the environment for a cultured life exists, so it's fine.
    70AnonymousSep 24, 2026 14:32
    Re: #67
    My idea of a cultured life is going ocean fishing off a cruiser.
    82AnonymousSep 24, 2026 14:38
    Re: #70
    Maybe for OP, but the government's interpretation is probably different. Just buy a cruiser if you win the lottery — not that you'd know how to drive one.
    93AnonymousSep 24, 2026 14:42
    Re: #70
    If ocean-fishing-by-cruiser became a nationwide culture for all Japanese citizens, you'd have a shot. But that's not becoming a culture in our lifetimes. So: no chance.
    77AnonymousSep 24, 2026 14:35
    I'm a NEET, but I'm confident I could live just fine on welfare. The bare essentials are rent, food, utilities, transport/communications, daily necessities, and misc, right? Rent's covered separately so I don't even need to count that — ¥70,000 a month seems doable.
    79AnonymousSep 24, 2026 14:36
    Re: #77
    I don't want to live that low a standard of life.
    81AnonymousSep 24, 2026 14:37
    Re: #79
    Then all I can say is: get a job.
    88AnonymousSep 24, 2026 14:40
    Re: #79
    What exactly is it you want to do?
    153AnonymousSep 24, 2026 15:18
    It is the bare minimum, after all.

    A single room with air conditioning, a bath and toilet you can use every day, a phone for emergency calls, enough food that you won't starve, and a hospital you can go to if you get sick —

    that's probably what "minimum" means, so ¥120,000 ought to be plenty, no?
    155AnonymousSep 24, 2026 15:21
    Re: #153
    Where's the "cultured" part of that?
    159AnonymousSep 24, 2026 15:23
    Re: #153
    Fair point, actually. Can you really not get a decent internet setup on welfare?

    Background and Key Points of the Debate

    Japan’s welfare payments are split into categories like “livelihood assistance” and “housing assistance,” with the exact figures set by a tiered regional system that varies by where a recipient lives and their household composition. The wording of Article 25 of the Constitution — guaranteeing “a minimum standard of wholesome and cultured living” — is abstract, and exactly what level that refers to has been debated for decades through legislation and past court cases (such as the Asahi lawsuit). The thread’s disagreement over “where cultured living begins” is really just an extension of that long-running argument. The Public Assistance Act also requires recipients who are able to work to job-hunt, so the “just get a job” responses reflect that official premise of the system — but in practice, many recipients face health or family circumstances that make working difficult, and it’s worth noting the original post alone doesn’t reveal the poster’s actual situation.

    ※This article is compiled as an excerpt and summary of the 5ch (Newsspeed VIP) thread “I’m seriously struggling on welfare, please help.”

  • WEST. Announces Breakup, Fujii and Kotaki to Leave the Group — 5ch: ‘Worst Breakup Since SMAP’

    WEST., a group under STARTO ENTERTAINMENT, announced on September 24 that it is ending its activities. Twelve years after their 2014 debut — and after renaming from “Johnny’s WEST” to “WEST.” in 2023 — the group is calling it quits, with Ryusei Fujii and Nozomu Kotaki declaring they will leave the group entirely while the remaining five members go on to work individually. On 5ch, the news sparked surprise given that the group reportedly already had work booked under the group name starting October 1, and reactions also spread over the fact that the announcement coincided with a stretch in which several members had one after another revealed marriages or relationships, fueling all kinds of speculation about the circumstances and reasons behind the breakup.

    September 24, 2026, 13:00

    STARTO ENTERTAINMENT announced in a bombshell statement on the 24th that the Kansai-born seven-member group “WEST.” is ending its activities. Via their fan club, all seven members appeared together in a video to announce, “We’ve decided to close down the group.” Twelve years since their 2014 debut. In 2023 they renamed the group from “Johnny’s WEST” to “WEST.” Now they are closing the book on 12 years of history, bowing their heads to fans with “our deepest apologies.”

    WEST. debuted in April 2014 with the single “Ee Janaika.” The group started out with seven members: Daiki Shigeoka, Terushi Kiriyama, Junta Nakama, Tomohiro Kamiyama, Ryusei Fujii, Takahiro Hamada, and Nozomu Kotaki.

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Original article here

    2AnonymousSep 24, 2026 14:09
    WEST.

    Member Rundown

    Junta Nakama (38) … Single
    Takahiro Hamada (37) … Announced marriage to a non-celebrity woman (2026)
    Terushi Kiriyama (37) … Announced marriage to volleyball player Maiko Kano (2025)
    Daiki Shigeoka (34) … Married a non-celebrity woman, announced birth of first child (2026)
    Tomohiro Kamiyama (33) … Announced marriage to a non-celebrity woman (2025)
    Ryusei Fujii (33) … Announced departure from the group (2026)
    Nozomu Kotaki (30) … Announced departure from the group (2026)
    WEST. (12 years active) … Announced group breakup (2026)
    40AnonymousSep 24, 2026 14:16
    Re: #2
    Nakama's also got that rumored romance with the 'Jamboree Mickey' dancer (a Tokyo Disneyland performer who went viral for her energetic parade dancing)
    92AnonymousSep 24, 2026 14:20
    Re: #2
    V6 was something else — so many of them ended up marrying fellow celebrities
    17AnonymousSep 24, 2026 14:13
    Worst breakup since SMAP
    28AnonymousSep 24, 2026 14:15
    Re: #17
    Didn't SMAP not actually fight among themselves though?
    It was just Mary (a top agency exec) and their manager who clashed
    53AnonymousSep 24, 2026 14:17
    Re: #28
    We don't really know whether they fought or not, and that's not even the only factor anyway
    75AnonymousSep 24, 2026 14:19
    Re: #28
    Kimura and the rest split over their views, and the plan to go independent fell through
    54AnonymousSep 24, 2026 14:17
    They're at the age where getting married is only natural.
    With drama like this going on, fangirls just looking for some peace might end up drifting over to MILK.
    90AnonymousSep 24, 2026 14:20
    Re: #54
    Isn't MILK about washed up too though?
    Up until last year their songs were popular enough that even people who didn't care about them knew the tunes, but this year I have no clue what they're up to or what they've even released.
    94AnonymousSep 24, 2026 14:21
    Re: #90
    I just saw news yesterday that they crossed the million mark.
    If anything, they're at their peak right now.
    114AnonymousSep 24, 2026 14:23
    Re: #90
    By that logic Snow Man is washed up too then —
    I don't know any of their songs at all.
    61AnonymousSep 24, 2026 14:18
    Shigeoka was never the good-looking type — he was popular for his charm and personality, so this fall from grace really stings.
    128AnonymousSep 24, 2026 14:24
    Re: #61
    Hikaru Genji didn't have that much drama though, did they?
    They did a proper farewell tour and wrapped things up cleanly.
    This is probably the worst one since SMAP.
    65AnonymousSep 24, 2026 14:18
    Meanwhile the ones who got married should just keep working lol
    76AnonymousSep 24, 2026 14:19
    Re: #65
    How could they keep working after kicking out the two single guys?
    No way that flies lol
    95AnonymousSep 24, 2026 14:21
    Re: #65
    Nakama said years ago that 'if even one member leaves, the group is done,' so this is just the natural outcome
    105AnonymousSep 24, 2026 14:22
    Re: #65
    They could probably manage it if they shifted to catering to middle-aged women fans like Junretsu does lol (a group known for its devoted older female fanbase)
    99AnonymousSep 24, 2026 14:21
    Maybe they actually picked this timing on purpose?
    With the agency in total chaos over the Timeless situation, if WEST. says 'we're breaking up' right now, the people involved might just go 'yeah yeah, sure, whatever' instead of pushing back?

    Though I doubt it's really that simple lol
    116AnonymousSep 24, 2026 14:23
    Re: #99
    The fact that they had group work already lined up starting October 1st, yet they're breaking up the day before on September 30th, suggests the agency itself is in such chaos it doesn't even have a handle on its own schedule.
    125AnonymousSep 24, 2026 14:24
    Re: #99
    If they'd waited any longer, they'd get accused of being cold for bailing while Timeless is in such a state.
    Right now they'd probably get begged to stick around and carry the agency through it.
    142AnonymousSep 24, 2026 14:25
    Re: #99
    Maybe it's really as simple as them having a falling-out, reaching a point of 'I don't even want to look at your face anymore,' and it just became impossible to continue.
    The departure announcement was sudden too.

    Background and Key Points of Discussion

    WEST. is a seven-member group that kept performing under the name “WEST.” — renamed from “Johnny’s WEST” — even after the former Johnny’s agency rebranded as STARTO ENTERTAINMENT in 2023, and this breakup marks a major turning point for the group in its post-rebrand era. What drew the most attention on the thread was that the breakup was announced the day before group-branded work was reportedly already scheduled to begin on October 1, and that this coincided with a period in which several members had, one after another, revealed marriages or relationships. Some commenters compared the intensity of this breakup to that of the legendary SMAP, though SMAP’s split is generally attributed mainly to conflict with the agency itself, a different set of circumstances from the deteriorating relationships among members being discussed here. It’s also worth noting that posts pinning the breakup’s cause on any specific member’s responsibility are speculation not based on any official statement, not confirmed fact.

    ※This article is compiled as an excerpt and summary from the 5ch (Geinou/Sports News+) thread “[STARTO ENTERTAINMENT] WEST. Announces Breakup, All 7 Members Apologize, Fujii and Kotaki Declare Departure Too, but “It Ends as All 7” — Members to Go Solo Going Forward ★2 [Ailuropoda melanoleuca★]“.

  • New ‘Bayside Shakedown’ Film Debuts at No. 2 in Opening-Week Rankings, Fans Doubt It’ll Clear ¥5 Billion

    The new film “Bayside Shakedown” failed to top the opening-week attendance rankings, debuting at No. 2 instead — and that became a hot topic on 5channel. In the thread, users compared it to the franchise’s past glory, when it reportedly pulled in roughly ¥17 billion, with many voicing doubt that this installment would even clear ¥5 billion at the box office. Others pushed back, arguing “people are bashing it without even watching it” or “that’s just par for the course for a TV-drama movie spinoff,” while some grew nostalgic for the series’ beloved supporting cast and music choices — leaving opinions sharply divided.

    6AnonymousSep 24, 2026 13:59
    They're both Fuji TV productions, so what's even the issue?
    9AnonymousSep 24, 2026 14:00
    Re: #6
    It really doesn't look like Bayside Shakedown is gonna hit ¥5 billion.
    16AnonymousSep 24, 2026 14:02
    Re: #6
    Oda's movie's box office pace is looking shaky too…
    125AnonymousSep 24, 2026 14:29
    Re: #6
    There's a huge difference between "a movie Fuji TV had some involvement in" and "a movie Fuji TV mainly produced," you know.
    8AnonymousSep 24, 2026 13:59
    Between this, GTO, and Urusei Yatsura, they really need to stop dragging finished franchises back out of the grave.
    17AnonymousSep 24, 2026 14:02
    Re: #8
    *Emergency Room 24 Hours*: "Wait, seriously…?" (fellow old Fuji TV drama bracing to be next)
    35AnonymousSep 24, 2026 14:08
    Re: #8
    You guys are just shamelessly pandering to the old geezer generation~
    86AnonymousSep 24, 2026 14:17
    Re: #8
    The Muroi (Bayside Shakedown spin-off character) movie they put out last year flopped too — and that's two duds in a row lol
    12AnonymousSep 24, 2026 14:01
    Honestly it's more impressive that enough people showed up for it to land at No. 2
    The Bayside Shakedown movies are just way too boring.
    108AnonymousSep 24, 2026 14:23
    Re: #12
    You clearly haven't seen it
    It was genuinely enjoyable
    14AnonymousSep 24, 2026 14:02
    Chiikawa (the hugely popular cute-character franchise) wasn't even that good
    Is it just because you still get merch for going?
    26AnonymousSep 24, 2026 14:04
    Re: #14
    The freebie changes depending on when you go see it, so you're forced to go back multiple times, right?
    29AnonymousSep 24, 2026 14:06
    This thing used to be a massive ¥17 billion hit back in the day — people in Heisei-era Japan were way too obsessed with TV.
    31AnonymousSep 24, 2026 14:06
    Re: #29
    Chiikawa started as a TV thing too, though
    TV is still the center of entertainment for Japanese people even now
    42AnonymousSep 24, 2026 14:09
    Re: #29
    I watched the first movie when Fuji TV aired it recently, and it was even more boring than Detective Conan lol
    Can't believe that thing made ¥10 billion
    34AnonymousSep 24, 2026 14:07
    Bayside Shakedown is only good as a TV series honestly…
    Non-career-track Oda versus career-track Yanagiba, precinct versus headquarters — that contrast is what made it work
    39AnonymousSep 24, 2026 14:08
    Re: #34
    There's no mentor figure like Waku-san (the late veteran detective who mentored the hero in the original series) this time either
    The whole setup's already fallen apart
    40AnonymousSep 24, 2026 14:09
    Re: #34
    The Year-End Crime Watch special is my favorite one
    45AnonymousSep 24, 2026 14:10
    Watched a review video and apparently the jokes bomb one after another, and the writing is full-on out-of-touch-old-guard bad
    60AnonymousSep 24, 2026 14:12
    Re: #45
    Actually went and saw it, it's not as bad as people say
    Weak as a cop drama, but about what you'd expect from a TV-drama-turned-movie
    77AnonymousSep 24, 2026 14:15
    Re: #45
    Didn't land for me either
    The series has always thrown little comic skits into everyday scenes, sure
    But this time the comedy felt forced and shoehorned in, and that was rough
    Felt like I'd wandered into a Fukuda Yuichi (the director known for over-the-top slapstick comedies) movie by mistake
    89AnonymousSep 24, 2026 14:19
    Re: #45
    Isn't a gag or skit suddenly kicking in and changing the whole mood basically the Bayside Shakedown formula?
    51AnonymousSep 24, 2026 14:10
    That's a massive hit
    The beef-bowl crowd (thread slang for easily-pleased fans) really falls into an echo chamber fast, huh
    61AnonymousSep 24, 2026 14:12
    Re: #51
    It's doubtful this'll even beat Minami Hamabe's movie before long
    80AnonymousSep 24, 2026 14:16
    Re: #51
    Losing to Chiikawa on its 9th re-release run and still calling this a hit is a stretch

    For reference, Madoka Magica beat Chiikawa even on its 3rd re-release run
    56AnonymousSep 24, 2026 14:11
    Even Spider-Man was No. 1 in its opening week, and this couldn't manage that
    66AnonymousSep 24, 2026 14:13
    Re: #56
    Spider-Man taking No. 1 clearly stung, because they just flat-out ignored it and went "Chiikawa is No. 1!!" — that was genuinely funny
    73AnonymousSep 24, 2026 14:14
    Re: #56
    Even if it was only the opening week, credit for actually pulling off No. 1
    67AnonymousSep 24, 2026 14:13
    Bayside Shakedown and Madoka Magica both look set to outsell The Odyssey, the one the hardcore film crowd's been championing — so, fair play to them I guess
    92AnonymousSep 24, 2026 14:19
    Re: #67

    It's outselling Demon Slayer by like 5 times, though
    93AnonymousSep 24, 2026 14:20
    It'll probably pull in around ¥5 billion
    Twisting reality because of some grown-up-shame complex is just going to make you miserable
    99AnonymousSep 24, 2026 14:21
    Re: #93
    Unfortunately it's pretty much locked in to fall short of "Prada," and it's doubtful it'll even beat Minami Hamabe's movie
    101AnonymousSep 24, 2026 14:22
    Re: #99
    That just looks about right to me
    107AnonymousSep 24, 2026 14:23
    Re: #99
    "Prada" is probably around ¥5 billion too, right?
    So if this comes in under that, are you gonna throw a party shouting "Bayside Shakedown bombed! We beef-bowl fans beat live-action!!"?
    103AnonymousSep 24, 2026 14:22

    My local theater's already down to just 5 showings in its second week — is this really gonna hit ¥5 billion?
    104AnonymousSep 24, 2026 14:22
    I used to actually like Bayside Shakedown, but I got worn out on how a main character gets shot or stabbed in every single movie or special
    117AnonymousSep 24, 2026 14:27
    Re: #104
    All set to the tear-jerking strains of "Love Somebody" lmao
    121AnonymousSep 24, 2026 14:28
    Re: #117
    The TV series used to place that song so well, though
    128AnonymousSep 24, 2026 14:31
    Re: #117
    Yeah, fair, what kind of song choice is that lol

    Background and Points of Debate

    Opening-week attendance rankings are heavily shaped by how many films are screening at the same time and how showtimes get allocated, so they don’t translate directly into final box-office totals. As commenters noted with “Chiikawa,” films that change their bonus merchandise depending on the screening period tend to rack up repeat visits from collectors chasing the freebies — a factor that’s easy to miss when comparing rankings against a brand-new release. The oft-cited “¥17 billion” figure for the franchise’s past hit is also based on posters’ recollections within the thread and hasn’t been checked against primary sources. Where the thread split was over whether an opening-week ranking alone can tell you anything about a film’s quality or box-office success, with both praise and criticism coming from people who’d actually watched it.

    *This article is compiled from excerpts and a summary of the 5channel (Nandemo Jikkyo G) thread “[Sad News] Bayside Shakedown NEW Opens at No. 2 in Its First Week lololololol.”

  • WEST. breakup news leaves live-commentary crowd blank-faced — 5ch: ‘Not one of us even knew who they were, lol’

    In a freewheeling chat thread on 5ch’s “Nandemo Jikkyo G” (anything-goes live-commentary board), someone dropped a breaking-news link announcing the breakup of the idol group WEST. Replies rattled off updates on all seven members — Junta Nakama, Takahiro Hamada, and the rest — covering new romances, marriages, and departures, but the original poster admitted honestly, “I don’t recognize a single one of them, lol.” The thread quickly moved on, with users posting hometown-pride photos from Kagawa and Kyoto Prefectures, cryptic game screenshots, and cat pictures, treating the breakup news as just one more topic passing through. The result was a thread with all the scattershot, context-free energy typical of the live-commentary board.

    7AnonymousSep 24, 2026 14:02
    So glad I was born in Kagawa Prefecture—
    10AnonymousSep 24, 2026 14:03
    Wha—what even is this thing?!
    15AnonymousSep 24, 2026 14:05
    Re: #10
    Buzz buzz buzz! 🐧
    16AnonymousSep 24, 2026 14:05
    Re: #15
    Baaanchoo!
    18AnonymousSep 24, 2026 14:05
    Re: #15
    Knock knock-knock, knock, knock-knock-knock ✊
    23AnonymousSep 24, 2026 14:07
    The new character's double punch wiped out my gacha stones 👊😅👊

    25AnonymousSep 24, 2026 14:07
    New Mimi has arrived 👊😅👊
    https://pbs.twimg.com/media/HSFVNuoaQAA_5RS.jpg
    26AnonymousSep 24, 2026 14:07
    So glad I was born in Kyoto Prefecture 👊😅👊
    https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FijohOFUcAAPSWL.jpg
    29AnonymousSep 24, 2026 14:08
    No idea who these people are, but a breakup, huh 😭

    [BREAKING] WEST. disbands
    https://nova.5ch.io/test/read.cgi/livegalileo/1790222821/
    31AnonymousSep 24, 2026 14:09
    Re: #29
    Junta Nakama (38) — new romance revealed
    Takahiro Hamada (37) — married
    Akifumi Kiriyama (37) — married (to volleyball player Maiko Kano), side hustle (apparel)
    Daiki Shigeoka (34) — married, first child born
    Tomohiro Kamiyama (33) — married, solo activities
    Ryusei Fujii (33) — left the group
    Nozomu Kotaki (30) — left the group

    Don't recognize a single one of them, lol
    48AnonymousSep 24, 2026 14:14
    49AnonymousSep 24, 2026 14:14
    Re: #48
    Can't even write it in kanji, lol
    53AnonymousSep 24, 2026 14:15
    Re: #49
    You think you can write something as complicated as kanji in wet sand? Think it through a little.
    60AnonymousSep 24, 2026 14:16
    Re: #53
    That's so lame (lol)
    56AnonymousSep 24, 2026 14:16
    https://pbs.twimg.com/media/HSJvVwQbgAA7sVZ.jpg
    https://pbs.twimg.com/media/HSJvVuWbEAABUi6.jpg
    https://pbs.twimg.com/media/HSJvVuda8AAI_Ck.jpg
    https://pbs.twimg.com/media/HSJvVuTbsAExbeY.jpg
    https://pbs.twimg.com/media/HSJ8-7absAA76hX.jpg
    https://pbs.twimg.com/media/HSJ8-7aaQAAbvwp.jpg
    https://pbs.twimg.com/media/HSJ9AjobIAApznR.jpg
    58AnonymousSep 24, 2026 14:16
    That's rough 🥺
    76AnonymousSep 24, 2026 14:18
    Re: #73
    Why does it start on Awaji Island?
    Is living in Kagawa really that embarrassing?
    82AnonymousSep 24, 2026 14:19
    Re: #76
    ?????
    Wait, how do you even know this guy lives in Kagawa?
    86AnonymousSep 24, 2026 14:20
    Re: #82
    He said so himself
    88AnonymousSep 24, 2026 14:21
    Re: #82
    Someone's a poser 😅 (a "niwaka," i.e. a fake/newbie fan)
    78AnonymousSep 24, 2026 14:18
    So glad I was born in Kagawa Prefecture—
    https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Fbx4Z-KacAAUh_-.jpg
    85AnonymousSep 24, 2026 14:20
    Re: #78
    Is this an eroge (adult game)?
    81AnonymousSep 24, 2026 14:19
    84AnonymousSep 24, 2026 14:19
    87AnonymousSep 24, 2026 14:20
    92AnonymousSep 24, 2026 14:22
    94AnonymousSep 24, 2026 14:22
    Re: #92
    This cat's still got some energy left, huh
    95AnonymousSep 24, 2026 14:23
    Re: #92
    Would've been perfect if it were 2:22:22 😏
    93AnonymousSep 24, 2026 14:22
    A field?
    https://pbs.twimg.com/media/HJxzA6_boAA8JOR.jpg
    https://pbs.twimg.com/media/HJyV1L1bcAAmW50.jpg
    96AnonymousSep 24, 2026 14:23
    114AnonymousSep 24, 2026 14:30
    Is this guy's skin blue or a normal skin tone? Pick one
    115AnonymousSep 24, 2026 14:30
    Re: #114
    Can't you read? It says no unauthorized reposting.
    116AnonymousSep 24, 2026 14:30
    https://pbs.twimg.com/media/HSwBVAmbsAA68PG.jpg
    120AnonymousSep 24, 2026 14:31
    Re: #113
    https://pbs.twimg.com/media/HS0K7u-aAAAYAjK.jpg
    124AnonymousSep 24, 2026 14:33
    128AnonymousSep 24, 2026 14:35

    Background and Talking Points

    “Nandemo Jikkyo G” is a board where users post live commentary in sync with broadcasts and events, with topics shifting every few seconds — that’s its defining feature. In this thread too, the breaking-news link about WEST.’s breakup scrolled past within a handful of replies, after which unrelated posts — hometown-pride photos, game screenshots, cat pictures — took over as the main content. The updates listed in the replies — “new romance,” “marriage,” “departure” — aren’t exaggerated embellishment; they simply reflect how the group’s members have each gone on to live their own lives in the years since debuting. Still, the fact that so many commenters couldn’t match names to faces shows that the live-commentary crowd and idol-fan crowd don’t necessarily overlap. The seemingly disjointed parade of topics running side by side is simply the atmosphere unique to “Nandemo Jikkyo,” and this article captures just one cross-section of it.

    ※This article is compiled as an excerpt and summary of the 5ch (“Nandemo Jikkyo G”) thread “A memorial service for the poor little 🏡 that collapsed right before it was finished, nanora~.”

  • Shohei Ohtani Returns with a Single in First At-Bat Back, Greeted by Roaring Cheers

    Dodgers pitcher Shohei Ohtani returned from the injured list on September 23 (September 24 in Japan) after recovering from right biceps inflammation, starting as the No. 2 hitter and DH in a home game against the Padres. In his first at-bat back, in the top of the first inning, he lined a single to right, drawing a huge ovation from the home crowd. On 5ch forum threads, plenty of posts genuinely celebrated his return, but sarcastic reactions also stood out — comments like “the team’s flow gets worse whenever Ohtani’s back” or “the mood got tense” — creating a real gap between the welcoming atmosphere and the cooler, more cynical takes.

    He’s back! Shohei Ohtani gets a hit right out of the gate in his first at-bat since returning! Answers the roaring crowd with a single to right

    ◇NL: Dodgers vs. Padres (September 23, 2026, Los Angeles)

    Dodgers pitcher Shohei Ohtani, 32, returned on the 23rd (the 24th in Japan) from right biceps inflammation and started as the No. 2 hitter and DH in a home game against the Padres. In his first at-bat back, in the first inning, he lined a clean single to right, producing a sharp crack of the bat right away.

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Original article here

    5AnonymousSep 24, 2026 11:47
    A comeback from "swordless style" (a pun on his two-way-player nickname "two-sword style" — he's only hitting right now, not pitching)
    17AnonymousSep 24, 2026 11:53
    Re: #5
    Even though he's 2nd in OPS?
    7AnonymousSep 24, 2026 11:50
    He gets a huge ovation for just a single? Ohtani's really slipping, huh.
    10AnonymousSep 24, 2026 11:50
    That ovation is proof everyone was dying for Ohtani to come back.
    The superstar has returned!
    11AnonymousSep 24, 2026 11:51
    TV news is already leading with this.
    Here we go again with the "Ohtani harassment" (5ch slang mocking the media's nonstop overhype every time he returns).
    14AnonymousSep 24, 2026 11:51
    Judge seems to be having a rough time, but Ohtani's rehab is off to a smooth start.
    16AnonymousSep 24, 2026 11:52
    Watched the footage — that was an insane ovation.
    18AnonymousSep 24, 2026 11:53
    The second he's back, the team vibe goes to hell lol
    Even the manager looks kind of irritated, or is it just me lol
    19AnonymousSep 24, 2026 11:54
    He's really at his best shining as a two-way player, but I hope he takes it easy and stays healthy for the long haul instead.
    20AnonymousSep 24, 2026 11:54
    NHK's 7 o'clock news just led with this!
    21AnonymousSep 24, 2026 11:55
    Hope this doesn't rub off badly on the great Yamamoto-sensei…
    The moment Ohtani's back, even Yamamoto looks irritated.
    22AnonymousSep 24, 2026 11:55
    "I'm back" harassment lmaooooo
    23AnonymousSep 24, 2026 11:56
    The Dodgers' vibe isn't great today.
    Especially on offense.
    24AnonymousSep 24, 2026 11:56
    September's almost over and that's only his 2nd hit this month — what's his batting average even look like now?
    25AnonymousSep 24, 2026 11:56
    Through the hole between first and second again?
    Nothing but grounders lately.
    26AnonymousSep 24, 2026 11:56
    Feels like Ohtani drains his teammates' luck too…
    27AnonymousSep 24, 2026 11:58
    That was a mishit — it just happened to find a gap.
    28AnonymousSep 24, 2026 11:58
    He took the time off on his own terms, so "I'm back" doesn't mean squat.
    It's like at a company — taking off a month in the middle of a project without asking,
    then strolling back in saying "I'm baaack" after the project's wrapped and even the after-party's over. Idiotic.
    37AnonymousSep 24, 2026 12:05
    Meanwhile Betts suddenly goes ice cold lolol
    38AnonymousSep 24, 2026 12:05
    Ohtani getting a base hit apparently mattered more than Chiba and Kanagawa being underwater —
    every network led their midday news with it.
    39AnonymousSep 24, 2026 12:06
    Well, once the injury heals he's obviously going to hit.
    41AnonymousSep 24, 2026 12:07
    Having Ohtani around really does kill the team's momentum, huh…
    43AnonymousSep 24, 2026 12:07
    Want to see Sasaki too — hope it plays out that way.
    Ohtani, Yamamoto, and Sasaki all lined up for the win together would feel amazing.
    45AnonymousSep 24, 2026 12:08
    The instant Ohtani came back, Betts stopped hitting.
    46AnonymousSep 24, 2026 12:08
    There's other MLB news that deserves more coverage than this.
    Treating everything like idol worship is exactly why sports never truly take root in this country.
    51AnonymousSep 24, 2026 12:10
    Stop batting him leadoff, all he ever hits are solo homers.
    59AnonymousSep 24, 2026 12:13
    Re: #51
    You clearly haven't been watching.
    They moved him to leadoff because he kept getting intentionally walked.
    52AnonymousSep 24, 2026 12:10
    The "Ohtani effect" — looks like a run's about to score but never does, lol
    53AnonymousSep 24, 2026 12:11
    Soccer fanboys ("sakabuta"), close your eyes…! (5ch slang mocking rival-sport fans)
    55AnonymousSep 24, 2026 12:11
    Gian is back (the bully from Doraemon)
    And so the days of tiptoeing around him begin again!
    56AnonymousSep 24, 2026 12:12
    Yamamoto was racking up wins with ease while Ohtani was out, and the second he's back, this happens.
    64AnonymousSep 24, 2026 12:16
    As expected —
    a clean hit off Robbie Ray.
    68AnonymousSep 24, 2026 12:17
    Re: #64
    Off that "one-armed" Robbie Ray? (a jab at his injury-plagued arm) That's impressive.

    Background and Talking Points

    Ohtani landed on the IL (injured list) around the end of August with right biceps inflammation and had been rehabbing ever since. Japanese domestic media give heavy coverage to every one of his returns and appearances, and the term “Ohtani harassment” used in the thread isn’t really a criticism of Ohtani himself — it’s a standard 5ch joke poking fun at how overheated the coverage gets every time he comes back. Meanwhile, the comments about his batting average or career hit total reflect individual posters’ impressions, and as of this writing they haven’t been verified against official statistics. It’s also worth noting that reactions along the lines of “the team’s flow gets worse when Ohtani returns” are based on the outcome of a single game right after his comeback — actual wins, losses, and team form are a more complicated matter involving many other factors.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Geisports Sokuhou+) thread “[MLB] He’s back! Shohei Ohtani gets a hit right out of the gate in his first at-bat since returning! Answers the roaring crowd with a single to right.”

  • Nintendo’s Miyamoto Says ‘Don’t Drag Me Into Hardware Spec Wars’ — 5ch Divided: ‘Isn’t That a Bit Convenient?’

    Nintendo’s Shigeru Miyamoto remarked that he’d rather not be “dragged into hardware wars over specs and performance,” sparking discussion on 5ch’s Hardware/Industry (Geha) board. Thread posters noted that Nintendo once touted its technical prowess by claiming the GameCube could display “128 Marios at once,” and questioned whether it was a bit too convenient for the company to now distance itself from the specs race. Others pushed back, arguing it was Sony that had been “flexing” over performance, leaving the thread divided. The discussion eventually expanded to comparisons between the Switch 2’s 60,000 yen price tag and PS5 sales trends following its price hike.

    1AnonymousSep 24, 2026 11:57
    If they'd said this from the start, fine, but Nintendo's the company that used to brag about specs — remember "we can render 128 Marios at once"?
    For a company that used to flex on performance to suddenly bow out of the specs race and go "please don't compare us" seems awfully convenient, no?
    2AnonymousSep 24, 2026 12:02
    The "128 Marios" thing was just Nintendo promoting its own product — showing how much more powerful the GameCube was compared to the N64.
    There's no evidence they used that to flex on other companies.

    People who post baseless nonsense like that on boards like 5ch are,
    statistically speaking, mostly socially maladjusted.
    In Japan that crowd gets called "kodomobeya ojisan" (basement-dwelling manchildren).

    AI these days is wild.
    37AnonymousSep 24, 2026 12:42
    Re: #2
    This is how you actually use AI properly.
    People who just paste a screenshot and act like they've won an argument should take notes.
    13AnonymousSep 24, 2026 12:12
    Wasn't it Sony that started the whole specs war in the first place, flexing with a bunch of exaggerated performance claims?
    30AnonymousSep 24, 2026 12:34
    Re: #13
    So true.
    At first it was the only selling point they had, but by now it's become gospel for the unhinged fanboy crowd.
    And now it comes with the worst possible bonus: needless spec wars driving hardware prices up.
    Sony seriously needs to take responsibility for the mess they started.
    38AnonymousSep 24, 2026 12:42
    Funny how they cranked the specs up just enough to force a price hike, and now they're struggling because of it.
    39AnonymousSep 24, 2026 12:43
    Re: #38
    Yeah, that's PS5 for you.
    40AnonymousSep 24, 2026 12:45
    Re: #38
    Wait, are you talking about the PS5 Pro?
    41AnonymousSep 24, 2026 12:46
    Obviously I mean the Trashwitch 2 (a mocking nickname combining "trash" and "Switch").
    Since the price hike, weekly sales have basically settled at 20,000 units, occasionally spiking to 30,000 around Obon and the like.
    And that's with plenty of stock sitting around.
    This hardware is a joke.
    50AnonymousSep 24, 2026 12:51
    Re: #41
    Quit trash-talking the PS5 — it's supposed to be cheaper than the Switch 2 and it's still not selling.
    51AnonymousSep 24, 2026 12:52
    Re: #41
    So I guess we're just ignoring that its performance is exactly why third parties keep bringing AAA titles to it?
    47AnonymousSep 24, 2026 12:49
    But it's pretty much guaranteed that Microsoft and Sony will have to sell their next-gen consoles at a serious loss just to keep them in an affordable price range, so within the console space at least, they'll have no real competition left.
    49AnonymousSep 24, 2026 12:51
    Re: #47
    Consoles are worse than garbage at this point, they'll all disappear eventually.
    Phones and PC are all you need.
    79AnonymousSep 24, 2026 13:05
    Re: #47
    Nintendo consoles are conceived as toys for the general public.
    At 60,000 yen, the Switch 2 has blown way past that category, which is a real problem.
    Sony and Microsoft's consoles, on the other hand, are more like a hobbyist item aimed at people who are into gaming as a pastime.
    Being expensive is still an issue for them, sure, but they're not under nearly the same pressure to stay cheap that Nintendo is.
    So since these are fundamentally different kinds of products, comparing them on price alone doesn't really mean much.
    53AnonymousSep 24, 2026 12:53
    Well, as for whether consoles should have avoided a specs race at all — it was inevitable that PCs would eventually become their rivals.
    The fact that they managed decent cost-performance while still being able to run the same games as a PC is thanks to all that relentless R&D.
    But where everyone except Nintendo went wrong was pouring all their money into specs while neglecting software development and building up their IP brands.
    If you're purely chasing specs, where anyone can just pay more to get something better, you'll eventually lose all your added value.
    54AnonymousSep 24, 2026 12:54
    Re: #51
    Except it's not selling at all, though.
    56AnonymousSep 24, 2026 12:55
    Re: #54
    That's a big step down from the "there's just no stock, no stock" line (a meme phrase, "denai denai," mocking claims that shortages—not weak demand—explained the poor sales), huh.
    58AnonymousSep 24, 2026 12:57
    Re: #56
    Too bad it's just not selling at all.
    65AnonymousSep 24, 2026 12:59
    Why does the 60,000-yen Switch 2 keep beating the 50,000-yen PS5 every single week?
    69AnonymousSep 24, 2026 13:01
    Re: #65
    It's not even that — it's losing to the previous-gen Switch too.
    68AnonymousSep 24, 2026 13:00
    Re: #62
    LOL, you've turned into a bot that just repeats the same line over and over.
    71AnonymousSep 24, 2026 13:02
    Re: #68
    LOL, running away from reality — AAA third-party titles are landing on Nintendo platforms and they're just not selling.
    92AnonymousSep 24, 2026 13:08
    Yeah, but that 50,000-yen console is losing to the 60,000-yen one…

    Background and Key Points of This Discussion

    The “128 Marios at once” claim cited in the thread traces back to a technical demo unveiled at Space World 2000 to showcase the GameCube’s processing power — it was more a demonstration of raw computing capability than marketing rhetoric meant to fuel a specs war. With that in mind, both the argument that “Nintendo used to compete on specs too, so this is rich coming from them now” and the counter-argument that “it was Sony who started the specs war” tend to oversimplify the context of the time. It’s also worth noting that the weekly sales figures and post-price-hike PS5 sales trends cited in the thread are based on 5ch users’ informal observations, not necessarily official aggregated data. Since Nintendo hardware and console/PC-adjacent hardware are built around different assumed user bases and pricing strategies, there are structural differences that a simple side-by-side comparison of specs or price can’t fully capture.

    ※This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Hardware/Industry, Geha) thread “Nintendo’s Miyamoto: ‘I’d rather not be dragged into hardware wars over specs’ — isn’t this a cowardly thing to say?“.

  • Capcom Announces VR Version of ‘Ace Attorney 5’ — Fans Left Baffled: ‘Why 5?’

    On September 24, 2026, Capcom announced a VR version of Ace Attorney 5. It’s slated for release in 2027, supporting Meta VR Glasses and the Meta Quest series (Quest 2/3/3s/Pro); support for PSVR2 has not been confirmed. Since Meta also unveiled its new VR glasses that same day, some commenters speculated about a connection between the two companies, while others voiced confusion over why ‘5’ — an entry with famously mixed reviews within the series — was chosen instead of 1-3 or Great Ace Attorney. The thread also touched on what series writer Shu Takumi is up to these days, and debated the reputations of 5 and 6.

    WOOOOOO

    Source: youtube.com / Original article here

    2AnonymousSep 24, 2026 09:52
    Ace Attorney 5 VR
    ■Release date: slated for 2027
    ■Supported headsets: Meta VR Glasses, Quest 3/3s, Quest Pro, Quest 2


    What about PSVR2…?
    4AnonymousSep 24, 2026 09:54
    That 'Objection!' finger looks like it's about to poke someone's eye out
    54AnonymousSep 24, 2026 10:43
    Re: #4
    LOL just imagining that
    7AnonymousSep 24, 2026 09:55
    The game that got rendered pointless the moment Danganronpa showed up
    9AnonymousSep 24, 2026 09:56
    Re: #1
    PSVR IS HEEERE ♪───O(≧∇≦)O────♪
    11AnonymousSep 24, 2026 09:58
    This might rank near the top of 'games where going VR serves zero purpose'
    13AnonymousSep 24, 2026 09:58
    Why 5 though
    Just bundle 1-2-3 together already
    14AnonymousSep 24, 2026 09:59
    Capcom really does randomly drop VR stuff out of nowhere sometimes
    15AnonymousSep 24, 2026 09:59
    Ever since 5, the games switched to 3D models, so only 5 and 6 can be easily adapted to VR
    For 1-4 they'd have to build 3D models from scratch off the original art, which is basically a full remake
    16AnonymousSep 24, 2026 10:00
    Way more out of left field than expected
    Don't go pulling a Square Enix on us…
    17AnonymousSep 24, 2026 10:00
    Isn't 5 literally the least fun one in the series?!
    18AnonymousSep 24, 2026 10:01
    Their finances must be in seriously bad shape
    22AnonymousSep 24, 2026 10:04
    Re: #18
    If anything, you can only afford to put out a VR game when you HAVE money to spare
    32AnonymousSep 24, 2026 10:13
    Re: #18
    If Capcom's finances are shaky, then pretty much no company out there is doing fine
    24AnonymousSep 24, 2026 10:05
    Is a PSVR3 coming? Or a new Meta Quest model?
    Or maybe they're prepping for some Nintendo device, like a 3DS-type thing
    34AnonymousSep 24, 2026 10:16
    Re: #24
    Can't be helped, Sony's shown zero enthusiasm for PSVR
    27AnonymousSep 24, 2026 10:05
    https://about.fb.com/ja/news/2026/09/meta-vr-glasses/

    Looks like it was made for the Meta VR Glasses that were just announced
    Probably a deal Meta pitched to them
    Capcom does like jumping on new hardware early
    28AnonymousSep 24, 2026 10:07
    Re: #27
    Even assuming Meta did pitch it, there are other titles that'd suit VR way better
    Even as a courtesy tie-in, this pick is questionable
    44AnonymousSep 24, 2026 10:31
    Re: #27
    $1,299.99
    So that's about 200,000 yen — well, still cheaper than Apple's headset I guess
    45AnonymousSep 24, 2026 10:31
    Funny that the one entry with the least exploration is the one getting VR treatment
    53AnonymousSep 24, 2026 10:43
    Re: #45
    You don't get VR — if you could freely explore you'd just get motion sick
    49AnonymousSep 24, 2026 10:37
    Does Capcom even consider Ace Attorney an important IP in the first place?
    68AnonymousSep 24, 2026 11:05
    Re: #49
    They did say Mega Man, Ace Attorney, and Devil May Cry would be core IPs, but nothing's come of it since
    I think a new Mega Man is coming out next year though
    59AnonymousSep 24, 2026 10:47
    5 has that character who slaps talismans on you — maybe that's what made them think 'oh, this one could work in VR'
    63AnonymousSep 24, 2026 10:52
    Re: #59
    Then the old man from 3 who throws beans at you would've worked just as well…
    60AnonymousSep 24, 2026 10:48
    What's Shu Takumi even doing these days anyway?
    65AnonymousSep 24, 2026 10:57
    Re: #60
    He hasn't had a new project since writing the scenario for Monster Hunter Riders
    There's no word of him leaving Capcom, so he's probably working on something. Also there's been the multi-platform rollout of Ghost Trick
    66AnonymousSep 24, 2026 11:03
    Re: #65
    Wait, Riders was written by Takumi…?
    Had no idea
    I'd love to see a Great Ace Attorney 3 though
    67AnonymousSep 24, 2026 11:04
    Re: #66
    I think he apparently only wrote part of the scenario for that
    74AnonymousSep 24, 2026 11:20
    Funny how it's coming to 'dead' VR platforms but not to PSVR
    76AnonymousSep 24, 2026 11:25
    Re: #74
    Aww 🥺 guess it's only PSVR that died 😊 trash

    Looks like next year's finally gonna be Year One of God-tier VR 😆
    82AnonymousSep 24, 2026 11:48
    Oh nice, I've never played 5
    Might actually buy it

    Re: #74
    If you're not into VR you might not get this, but
    PSVR is kind of a failure as a VR platform
    78AnonymousSep 24, 2026 11:40
    Isn't 5 the most boring one in the series?
    84AnonymousSep 24, 2026 11:51
    Re: #78
    Pretty sure 4 has the worst reputation
    85AnonymousSep 24, 2026 11:53
    Not a fan of 6 either
    Content aside, the bigger issue is that it came out while Great Ace Attorney was left hanging halfway through
    87AnonymousSep 24, 2026 11:58
    Re: #85
    That's because Takumi wasn't behind 5 or 6. Great Ace Attorney, he actually saw through to the end himself
    93AnonymousSep 24, 2026 12:13
    Games this dependent on one creator's vision having trouble getting released — sounds just like MGS
    96AnonymousSep 24, 2026 12:43
    Re: #93
    No, exactly — it's been out of Takumi's hands since 5
    94AnonymousSep 24, 2026 12:16
    5 isn't just unpopular like 4, it's a genuinely bad game
    There's not a single fun moment playing it, it's just painful to push through
    95AnonymousSep 24, 2026 12:40
    Re: #94
    Yeah, the writing feels lifeless now that it's not Shu Takumi anymore

    Background and Key Points of This Discussion

    The Ace Attorney series, launched by Capcom in 2001, is a beloved adventure franchise. Entries 1 through 4 used hand-drawn, picture-book-style visuals, while 5 onward switched to a fully redesigned 3D model style. As several commenters in the thread pointed out, the likely reason ‘5’ was chosen for VR is technical: turning 1-4 into VR would require building all-new 3D models from the original artwork — essentially a full remake — whereas 5 and 6 already use 3D models that are much easier to repurpose. That said, fans are divided over 5 and 6, since series creator Shu Takumi wasn’t directly involved in either, which is fueling complaints of ‘why not the more popular 1-3 or Great Ace Attorney instead?’ Meta also unveiled its own new VR glasses on the same day as this announcement, prompting speculation about a connection between the two companies — though that remains pure speculation. Whether the VR version will support PSVR2 was not confirmed in the announcement, leaving that as the biggest open question for PlayStation-side users.

    *This article was compiled by excerpting and summarizing the 5ch (Hardware/Industry (Geha)) thread “[Breaking] Capcom Suddenly Announces New Ace Attorney Title!“