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  • Kura Sushi x Mercari: Tracking Down Resellers of Scalped Goods — 5ch Reacts: “Like Selling a Knife to a Murderer”

    Kura Sushi’s move to team up with Mercari to identify the sellers behind fraudulent listings — pre-release items and goods illegally leaked by people posing as staff or insiders — became a hot topic on 5ch’s Newsoku VIP board. The thread erupted into a debate over how far a platform operator’s responsibility extends, pitting the view that “Mercari, which provides the marketplace and collects fees, also bears responsibility for managing it” against the counterargument that “like knife or car manufacturers, the blame lies with whoever misuses the product, not the platform.”

    1AnonymousSep 8, 2026 11:50
    Nah, Mercari's at fault too — and the thread explodes even more lol
    9AnonymousSep 8, 2026 11:57
    I wonder if the people criticizing Mercari also go around criticizing knife makers and car makers
    Sounds like a rough way to live
    11AnonymousSep 8, 2026 12:00
    Re: #9
    Mercari takes a cut of every sale
    It's not like they're just handing out free flea-market space
    14AnonymousSep 8, 2026 12:02
    Re: #9
    Mercari provides the marketplace (the platform), so the knife comparison is a bit off
    If a crime happens at an event you're hosting and you just let it slide, it's only natural the organizer gets held responsible
    Mercari clearly knows this too, which is why they're cooperating on tracking down the culprit
    16AnonymousSep 8, 2026 12:03
    Re: #14
    But knives and cars are also "provided" by their manufacturers, no?
    20AnonymousSep 8, 2026 12:09
    Re: #18
    Of course they are, they're just tools
    Here's an obvious fact for you: if there were no resellers, reselling wouldn't happen. Did you know that?
    17AnonymousSep 8, 2026 12:06
    "Teaming up"? So they just hand over personal info whenever one company asks?
    34AnonymousSep 8, 2026 12:17
    Re: #17
    Sounds like Mercari itself is the one contacting the sellers directly
    26AnonymousSep 8, 2026 12:12
    Re: #20
    Right, so I'm making the "obvious" point that "it's not the same as just selling a tool"
    30AnonymousSep 8, 2026 12:14
    Re: #26
    Right, so I'm making the obvious point that "whoever misuses it is the one at fault"
    31AnonymousSep 8, 2026 12:16
    Re: #30
    Mercari's the one managing the platform, so Mercari's at fault too for letting it run wild
    37AnonymousSep 8, 2026 12:20
    Re: #31
    It's not that they're "at fault," they just need to take countermeasures
    39AnonymousSep 8, 2026 12:22
    Re: #37
    This exact problem has happened over and over and they still haven't done anything about it — that makes them at fault
    38AnonymousSep 8, 2026 12:22
    Re: #32
    So it turns out you're the one who's off-base, since you've been arguing this whole time based on whether it forms a marketplace
    41AnonymousSep 8, 2026 12:23
    Re: #39
    That's exactly why I said I wonder if people like that also criticize knives and cars
    53AnonymousSep 8, 2026 12:33
    Re: #45
    Oh, so now you're shifting the goalposts to whether they "manage" it or not?
    57AnonymousSep 8, 2026 12:35
    "Providing the venue is the problem!" — so if someone gets hurt at a park, is that entirely on the park's management?
    Are you gonna say "kids might get hurt, why weren't you watching the park 24/7"?
    59AnonymousSep 8, 2026 12:38
    Re: #57
    That's exactly why they remove and update dangerous playground equipment
    60AnonymousSep 8, 2026 12:38
    Re: #57
    Guys like this just want to force a comparison so they have something easy to bash
    That's why it falls apart the moment you hold it up against other examples
    72AnonymousSep 8, 2026 12:48
    Re: #57
    Totally different — Mercari is a direct party that profits from the transaction via fees
    If we're using the knife analogy, it's more like selling a knife to a known murderer
    It's not "the buyer turned out to be a murderer and I had no idea" — it's "I sold it even though it might be a murderer, didn't care"
    That's exactly why knife and car makers aren't liable but Amazon and Mercari are
    People blur this distinction to pull the sophistry of "it's the same as a knife," the same way scalpers claim "it's the same as wholesale"
    They know full well what the actual problem is (well, maybe some genuinely don't), but they play innocent and go "not my responsibility!"
    64AnonymousSep 8, 2026 12:41
    I feel like both the knife and the park comparisons are a pretty big stretch, but I guess that's fine?
    69AnonymousSep 8, 2026 12:45
    Re: #64
    How exactly are they a stretch?
    I think both are pretty clear analogies when it comes to the question of responsibility between producer and user
    67AnonymousSep 8, 2026 12:43
    So should platforms just go full AI auto-ban and accept some false accusations as acceptable collateral?
    I mean, that is technically an option
    71AnonymousSep 8, 2026 12:46
    Re: #67
    I think that's where it's headed
    If you can't produce proof of your innocence, you're out
    Just like groping accusations — once you're suspected, you're basically done for
    75AnonymousSep 8, 2026 12:53
    Re: #67
    Why would you assume a big corporation would make a decision that only caters to your jealousy of resellers?

    They'll just keep running business as usual and occasionally put out a notice to make it look like they're doing something
    Companies exist to chase profit — why would they need to cater one by one to your "something about this feels off!" feelings when it's not even illegal?
    73AnonymousSep 8, 2026 12:50
    By that logic, manufacturers are also parties profiting from it lol
    Your argument was broken from the start, hilarious
    86AnonymousSep 8, 2026 13:00
    Re: #73
    That's exactly why it's different
    Take knives, for example — stores do things like "bring this tag to the register"
    They're not saying "fine if a murderer buys it, long as we get the sale"
    Amazon and Mercari are different — they're direct parties who let shady sellers run wild while pretending "we have nothing to do with the shop"
    90AnonymousSep 8, 2026 13:03
    Re: #86
    Knife sellers also say "I have nothing to do with murderers" while letting murderers walk around freely, don't they?
    If we're being consistent, shouldn't knife sellers collect full personal info to make sure murderers can't buy one, and make everyone sign a contract swearing "I will absolutely never use this to kill"?
    There have been countless knife-related murders in the past, so the danger is well known, after all
    110AnonymousSep 8, 2026 13:23
    Re: #86
    Uh, knife murders happen all the time and they still keep manufacturing knives lol
    91AnonymousSep 8, 2026 13:04
    If we're going with the knife analogy for Mercari, it's like selling a knife labeled "for killing people" right on the box — totally out of line
    In this case, sellers claiming to be "staff" or to have "family who works there" while unloading multiple pre-release items — that's obviously smuggled-out stock, and that's exactly why it's not okay
    93AnonymousSep 8, 2026 13:05
    Re: #91
    That's exactly why they're now teaming up with Kura Sushi to crack down on it lol
    95AnonymousSep 8, 2026 13:07
    Re: #91
    But there's no law specifically regulating smuggled-out goods
    Mercari can only step in once the victim or the police officially call it theft

    Background and Key Points of the Debate

    No law directly regulates leaked goods or reselling itself, and in practice Mercari can only act once it receives a report calling something “stolen.” This collaboration with Kura Sushi appears to be a response shaped by exactly those limitations. The thread’s conflict stems from a difference in underlying assumptions about the platform — whether to treat it as a “mere tool provider” (like a knife or car maker) or as “a direct party that manages the marketplace in exchange for fees.” Since both analogies are extreme, the debate easily turns circular. In practice, the real difference in how responsibility should be assigned comes down to this: manufacturers have no way to manage individual sellers, whereas Mercari is in a position to access seller information and transaction history.

    *This article is compiled and summarized from the 5ch (Newsoku VIP) thread “[Sad News] Kura Sushi Teams Up With Mercari to Hunt Down the Culprit lol lol lol.”

  • First-Time Soapland Visit Leaves Him Over the Moon — 5ch Warns: ‘Watch Out for STDs’

    A thread on 5ch’s Newsspeed VIP board saw a poster share their glowing first experience at a budget soapland (a Japanese bathhouse-style brothel). Saying the conversation flowed easily and the woman turned out to be good-looking too, the original poster even wrote “I’m tempted to go every month.” Other users showered him with congratulations, but plenty also chimed in with warnings about health risks like STDs, alongside explanations of industry jargon. The thread’s central tension became the gap between the poster’s carefree enthusiasm and other users’ more sober warnings about the risks.

    1AnonymousSep 8, 2026 10:31
    Went to a cheap place, but I got paired with a girl who was fun to talk to, cute, and had an amazing figure — super satisfied!
    Honestly considering making it a monthly thing.
    3AnonymousSep 8, 2026 10:32
    Ugh, I'm so jealousssssss
    10AnonymousSep 8, 2026 10:34
    Re: #3
    Picked carefully and hit the jackpot!
    5AnonymousSep 8, 2026 10:32
    There's a lot of STDs going around lately though…
    12AnonymousSep 8, 2026 10:36
    Re: #5
    Well, I go in accepting that catching something is just part of the risk
    128AnonymousSep 8, 2026 12:24
    Re: #5
    Even HIV, you'd shrug that off too? That's wild
    7AnonymousSep 8, 2026 10:33
    That kind of luck doesn't come around often
    Looks like OP's hooked now lol
    15AnonymousSep 8, 2026 10:38
    Re: #7
    Yeah, I'm hooked.
    Still a novice, but I look forward to more of this.
    8AnonymousSep 8, 2026 10:34
    Ikebukuro? I went to a soapland there once on a business trip
    Great value, and the girl was cute and worked so hard — honestly moved me
    19AnonymousSep 8, 2026 10:39
    Re: #8
    Not Ikebukuro
    But my girl was like that too, really gave it her all
    I was moved
    16AnonymousSep 8, 2026 10:38
    The girl's probably thinking, 'Here comes an easy mark'
    22AnonymousSep 8, 2026 10:40
    Re: #16
    As long as I'm satisfied, being a mark is fine with me
    17AnonymousSep 8, 2026 10:38
    I hear wearing your wedding ring gets the girls excited too, like a cuckolding thrill (NTR)
    24AnonymousSep 8, 2026 10:40
    Re: #17
    Does that actually happen?
    25AnonymousSep 8, 2026 10:41
    Re: #21
    That's probably just you, no?
    29AnonymousSep 8, 2026 10:43
    Re: #25
    Viruses and bacteria on someone else's body are fine for them since they've built up resistance, but they can hurt you if you pick them up

    Whatever you do, don't lick her feet — that'll wreck you
    Obviously her genitals are risky too

    Even kissing can give you gum disease
    31AnonymousSep 8, 2026 10:45
    Snacks damage your body too, right?
    People go on about oil and sodium content

    Sex work's the same deal

    You're paying money to wreck your body bit by bit

    There's even an STD that makes you go bald, so watch out
    36AnonymousSep 8, 2026 10:47
    Re: #31
    I'll be careful
    33AnonymousSep 8, 2026 10:47
    Everyone

    saying 'I'll go too' or 'this place is great'

    is actually trying to bring you down

    Think about it

    You're paying tens of thousands of yen to hurt your health and lower your standing in society
    Of course everyone's smirking on the other side of the screen while dishing out 'advice'

    And you don't even know who's actually on the other side
    38AnonymousSep 8, 2026 10:49
    Re: #33
    Aren't you overthinking this?
    I went because I was curious. That's literally it
    40AnonymousSep 8, 2026 10:50
    Go for an "uragaeshi" (repeat booking) with her
    You never know when she'll disappear
    47AnonymousSep 8, 2026 10:53
    Re: #40
    What's an "uragaeshi"?
    51AnonymousSep 8, 2026 10:56
    Re: #47
    It's sex-industry slang for booking the same girl again
    61AnonymousSep 8, 2026 11:02
    Re: #47
    It means turning your skin and organs inside out!!
    57AnonymousSep 8, 2026 11:00
    You're better off not opening the door to a men's esthe (erotic massage parlor)
    63AnonymousSep 8, 2026 11:03
    Re: #57
    I go to men's esthe sometimes
    64AnonymousSep 8, 2026 11:05
    Re: #63
    Now that's advanced level…!?
    65AnonymousSep 8, 2026 11:06
    Re: #63
    Hit up an Asian massage parlor with the "bubble" option (body-wash service) and it's a total win
    92AnonymousSep 8, 2026 11:40
    If a woman's got the looks and figure for it, she could live an easy, glamorous life without ever touching sex work — so what's her story?

    Is she some girl pouring money into a host club?
    Or one buried in debt?
    Cue the tears — it's basically a movie!
    95AnonymousSep 8, 2026 11:41
    Re: #92
    Everyone's carrying something in life
    You should stop looking at sex work through that lens
    96AnonymousSep 8, 2026 11:41
    Re: #92
    The girl I saw today told me she goes to host clubs
    99AnonymousSep 8, 2026 11:45
    Re: #96
    She actually told you that?
    I'd be scared to ask why she's in the business — feels like it'd get me on her bad side
    Even when I have asked, all I get back is 'for the money'
    101AnonymousSep 8, 2026 11:49
    Re: #99
    That depends on your rapport and the girl herself
    103AnonymousSep 8, 2026 11:50
    Re: #99
    She just told me straight up
    It came up naturally while we were talking about what she usually spends money on

    Background and Key Points of This Thread

    Soaplands operate legally in Japan as “special bathhouses” under the Adult Entertainment Business Law — by framing the paid service as a bath rather than sex, they sidestep Japan’s anti-prostitution law, a workaround unique to the industry. That legal status makes them accessible, but real health risks, including STDs, remain, and the thread saw repeated warnings on that front. Beneath the celebratory mood lies a clear gap between the original poster’s carefree delight and other users’ sober risk warnings. The discussion also drifted into explanations of industry jargon like “uragaeshi,” as well as speculation about the circumstances of the women working in the industry — turning what started as a simple experience report into a broader conversation about sex-work culture itself.

    ※This article is compiled and summarized from the 5ch (Newsspeed VIP) thread “My First Soapland Visit Was Amazing!“

  • Previous thread died instantly at 846 replies, yet things stayed lively — 5ch asks: “Is there such a thing as lunch that isn’t at noon?”

    A look at a casual chat thread on 5ch’s “Nandemo Jikkyou G” board. The previous thread died at 846 replies, before it even lasted until “working-people time” — when regulars come back during the day — kicking off the new thread with everyone laughing at how fast it burned out. Along the way, regulars shared their rule-of-thumb that using Hololive-related terms in a thread title tends to hurt its momentum, and some praised the Vtuber “Rui” for looking better with the wing parts removed from her design. In the second half, a lunch photo sparked the innocent question of whether “lunch” can refer to a meal eaten outside of midday, and there was even a moment where a poster was gently scolded for tossing out a throwaway remark instead of one that could “spark more conversation” — offering a glimpse of the board’s distinctive atmosphere.

    4AnonymousSep 8, 2026 11:56
    The previous thread, desperately kept alive all through the night, still died at 846 replies

    What's today? It's "International Literacy Day," nanora (・o・🍬)🏰
    https://nova.5ch.io/test/read.cgi/livegalileo/1788797529/
    8AnonymousSep 8, 2026 11:56
    Re: #4
    Guess it didn't even make it to "working-people time" 😭
    38AnonymousSep 8, 2026 12:03
    Re: #4
    Guess there really aren't any NEETs around during "Ruunaito" (a joking nickname for the deep-night hours), huh 🧐
    39AnonymousSep 8, 2026 12:03
    Re: #4
    Yeah, Hololive thread titles just don't work, huh
    18AnonymousSep 8, 2026 12:00
    Whaddis thish thread?!
    20AnonymousSep 8, 2026 12:00
    Re: #18
    Buzz buzz buzzzz! 🐧
    21AnonymousSep 8, 2026 12:00
    Re: #20
    Baancho!
    24AnonymousSep 8, 2026 12:00
    Re: #20
    Konko konkonko konkonkon ✊
    33AnonymousSep 8, 2026 12:02
    My screen's full of fluffy fuzziness 😍❤
    40AnonymousSep 8, 2026 12:03
    Got it in one 10-pull 😤
    Holodori's got me all warm and fuzzy inside 🥰

    54AnonymousSep 8, 2026 12:05
    https://pbs.twimg.com/media/HQ4vET4bgAAobL9.jpg
    https://pbs.twimg.com/media/HQ4vExbawAAY9Ot.jpg
    56AnonymousSep 8, 2026 12:06
    Re: #54
    Buzz buzz buzzzz! 🐧⚡
    64AnonymousSep 8, 2026 12:09
    Honestly, Rui looks a lot better with just the wings removed
    95AnonymousSep 8, 2026 12:20
    99AnonymousSep 8, 2026 12:21
    Re: #95
    That's the Suma Genghis Khan 😍
    113AnonymousSep 8, 2026 12:26
    Anyone have Suma cats?
    137AnonymousSep 8, 2026 12:30
    Re: #113
    140AnonymousSep 8, 2026 12:31
    Re: #137
    So cute 🥰
    142AnonymousSep 8, 2026 12:31
    Re: #137
    Lol it's got four ears
    135AnonymousSep 8, 2026 12:30
    Midday lunch
    139AnonymousSep 8, 2026 12:31
    Re: #135
    Genuine question, but is there such a thing as lunch that isn't at noon?
    143AnonymousSep 8, 2026 12:31
    Re: #135
    Looks tasty~
    145AnonymousSep 8, 2026 12:32
    Man, I want some grilled fish
    150AnonymousSep 8, 2026 12:32
    Re: #145
    By posting that, what kind of reaction are you even hoping for?
    This isn't your diary, you know?
    You need to say something that'll actually get other people interested.
    169AnonymousSep 8, 2026 12:34
    Re: #150
    Normally you'd say something like "yeah, this time of year really makes you crave some sanma (Pacific saury)" — that's how you keep the conversation going.
    178AnonymousSep 8, 2026 12:36
    Re: #150
    216AnonymousSep 8, 2026 12:40
    218AnonymousSep 8, 2026 12:40
    Re: #216
    Konko~ 🥰 (a cutesy fox-like greeting)

    Background and key points of this topic

    “Nandemo Jikkyou G” (aka “NanG”) is a 5ch board dedicated to live commentary and casual chat, known for how fast its threads cycle through. The opening reply, “Guess it didn’t even last until working-people time,” uses board-specific slang: the overnight-to-dawn hours are typically kept going mainly by unemployed users and people posting from home, while “working-people time” refers to when people with day jobs come back online — so the comment is a lighthearted jab at how quickly the previous thread burned through 846 replies. There’s also a remark that using Hololive-related terms in a thread title tends to hurt its momentum, something the board’s regulars have picked up on from experience. Later on, one poster’s throwaway line “man, I want some grilled fish” gets called out, followed by an example of a better reply — “this time of year really makes you crave some sanma” — which would have kept the conversation going. This exchange shows that NanG isn’t just a place to dump random one-liners; there’s an implicit culture of throwing out topics other people can actually respond to. Some replies containing discriminatory language or sexual images have been excluded from this article.

    *This article was compiled by excerpting and summarizing the 5ch (Nandemo Jikkyou G) thread “Whew, break time, break time~ 三三👊😅👊🏡.”

  • Yu-Gi-Oh Introduces “Banishing the Banished” and 5ch Isn’t Having It: “Just Stop”

    A new Yu-Gi-Oh! card that references cards banished face-down has become a hot topic on a 5ch live-commentary thread. “Banish” has long been known—going back to early cards like Gravedigger Ghoul and Soul Release—as an effect where “once a card is used, it never comes back.” This time, though, players confirmed cards being referenced and reused straight out of that banish zone, and posters coined a new term for it: “banishing the banished.” The thread split over whether this is genuinely a new concept or just an old mechanic from cards like Apostle of Annihilation resurfacing, with comparisons to the Lost Zone from the Pokémon Trading Card Game and general fatigue with the game’s ever-growing rule complexity also spreading through the replies.

    1AnonymousSep 8, 2026 09:37
    What are we even supposed to do with this.
    2AnonymousSep 8, 2026 09:38
    Then I'll just negate their "banish the banished" and push my play through anyway.
    3AnonymousSep 8, 2026 09:38
    They could just print a "banish the banished" version of Return from the Different Dimension or Dimension Fusion, couldn't they.
    4AnonymousSep 8, 2026 09:39
    I heard they're even giving Cyclone a negate effect now.
    6AnonymousSep 8, 2026 09:40
    Quit popping off with a bunch of effects in the banish zone after you've already been banished, moron.
    7AnonymousSep 8, 2026 09:40
    Wasn't "banish" originally worded like "this card can never be used again"?
    First one was Soul Release, right?
    86AnonymousSep 8, 2026 10:37
    Re: #7
    Pretty sure it was Gravedigger Ghoul.
    8AnonymousSep 8, 2026 09:41
    I don't even play Yu-Gi-Oh anymore, but whenever I watch duels on video, I genuinely think it's a trash game.
    13AnonymousSep 8, 2026 09:43
    Re: #8
    Yeah, this really does look like a game for people who can't hold a conversation.
    15AnonymousSep 8, 2026 09:44
    Wait, what
    I thought face-down banish meant total, permanent exile — did they cook up yet another new concept?
    22AnonymousSep 8, 2026 09:48
    Re: #15
    A deck came out that just spams reusing face-down banished cards.
    16AnonymousSep 8, 2026 09:45
    I'm a STEM elite
    Somebody's gonna have to draw me a De Morgan's Venn diagram before this makes any sense.
    41AnonymousSep 8, 2026 09:59
    Re: #16
    Summoning De Moivre.
    23AnonymousSep 8, 2026 09:49
    Re: #22
    Wait, seriously?
    So now there's yet another new zone to keep cards in?
    25AnonymousSep 8, 2026 09:50
    Re: #23
    There isn't even a physical zone for banished cards to begin with.
    28AnonymousSep 8, 2026 09:53
    Just negate everything and there's no problem.
    40AnonymousSep 8, 2026 09:58
    Re: #28
    Reminder that modern cards mostly go for advantage-generating disruption instead of straight negation these days, so stacking up negate effects isn't really that common anymore.
    29AnonymousSep 8, 2026 09:53
    An effect that literally rips the card up already exists
    You tear up the token so it can't have effects applied to it, get banished, or be destroyed.
    94AnonymousSep 8, 2026 10:47
    Re: #29
    Wait, that already exists…?
    Card games really are anything-goes at this point.
    39AnonymousSep 8, 2026 09:58
    In Pokémon TCG terms, is it like getting cards back from the Lost Zone instead of the discard pile?
    42AnonymousSep 8, 2026 10:00
    Re: #39
    That "Lost Zone" actually comes in a face-up and a face-down version, and you can only recover cards from the more obscure face-down one.
    43AnonymousSep 8, 2026 10:04
    Me: "Oh, a card that triggers when it's discarded from hand to the graveyard… great, I'll combo it with this other card that discards a card from my hand to activate!"

    The rulebook: "Nope. In that case the card wasn't 'discarded' from hand to graveyard — it was sent there as a cost, so the effect can't trigger."

    Just stop this already.
    68AnonymousSep 8, 2026 10:27
    Re: #43
    "Discarding" and "sending" are technically two different things.
    48AnonymousSep 8, 2026 10:07
    I don't even feel like playing this on paper anymore.
    49AnonymousSep 8, 2026 10:11
    Re: #48
    Feel that hard.
    50AnonymousSep 8, 2026 10:11
    Whoever first designed a card that messes with banishing is the real culprit here.


    And that was pretty early on, too.
    52AnonymousSep 8, 2026 10:13
    Re: #50
    It's Gravedigger Ghoul's fault. Gravedigger Ghoul's.
    51AnonymousSep 8, 2026 10:11
    Seriously, hurry up and make a new Tag Force game already, pretty please
    That's the only Yu-Gi-Oh thing I still feel like playing.
    60AnonymousSep 8, 2026 10:16
    Re: #51
    I ground the PS version of Tag Force into the dirt back in the day.
    64AnonymousSep 8, 2026 10:17
    Re: #51
    Was gonna say "just make do with Tag Force Special," then remembered that came out over a decade ago lol.
    59AnonymousSep 8, 2026 10:15
    Oh, so "banishing the banished" just means the face-down banish thing?
    67AnonymousSep 8, 2026 10:26
    Re: #59
    I thought you couldn't even reference the name or type of a face-down banished card, but the newest archetype has an effect that pulls its own archetype's cards straight out of face-down banishment.
    71AnonymousSep 8, 2026 10:29
    Re: #67
    Oh, so that's what's going on, had no idea
    So you're saying "banishing the banished" already existed with cards like Apostle of Annihilation?
    84AnonymousSep 8, 2026 10:37
    Re: #67
    There was a time I too believed "face-down" meant it could never be referenced again…
    Is that seriously true?
    62AnonymousSep 8, 2026 10:17
    That "reinterpreted Yata-Garasu lock" is way too broken (Yata-Garasu is one of the most infamous banned cards in Yu-Gi-Oh history).
    73AnonymousSep 8, 2026 10:29
    Re: #62
    Did good old Yata-Garasu screw things up again?
    74AnonymousSep 8, 2026 10:30
    Isn't Yata-Garasu already banned for life?
    That card's busted no matter what era you're in.
    80AnonymousSep 8, 2026 10:32
    Re: #74
    Never understood why they'd ever let that thing off the banlist
    There's no way it doesn't get abused.
    81AnonymousSep 8, 2026 10:34
    Same goes for Duel Masters, but card games stop being fun once you twist the rules over and over past a certain point
    That's when the normal players drift away and only the hardcore fans stick around.
    87AnonymousSep 8, 2026 10:41
    Re: #81
    Without a rotation, power creep only ever goes one direction.

    Background and Key Points of the Discussion

    In Yu-Gi-Oh!, “banishing” was originally introduced through early cards like Gravedigger Ghoul and Soul Release as an effect where a card “never returns to the game.” For years, the shared understanding was that “a banished card might as well not exist.” However, cards that banish face-down — like Apostle of Annihilation — have actually been around for a while, and as replies 67 and 71 point out, new cards that reference what’s sitting in that face-down banish zone aren’t a totally new innovation so much as an old mechanic finally clicking into place. Where the thread split was over whether this counts as a natural extension of the existing rules or a sign the game’s design has hit its limits — negative takes leaned on inflation fatigue, while defenders made the practical point that “it’s not a problem since you can just negate it.” The comparison to the Lost Zone from the Pokémon Trading Card Game (replies 39 and 42) is a useful reference point for readers unfamiliar with the mechanic, though it’s worth noting the two games differ enough in the details that the comparison isn’t a perfect one-to-one.

    *This article is compiled and summarized from the 5ch (Nandemo Jikkyō G) thread “[Sad News] Yu-Gi-Oh Is Done For as the Concept of “Banishing the Banished” Emerges wwwwwwwwwwwwww.”

  • France’s Unauthorized Dragon Ball Park Sparks Debate — 5ch: ‘It’s a Problem Because They Didn’t Even Change Anything’

    A thread on 5ch’s Livegalileo (“Anything Goes Live”) board claimed that a facility in France may have been built without permission, using Dragon Ball as its motif. The thread’s original poster argued, “Don’t use elements derived from China, like the Ruyi Jingu Bang (magic staff) and Flying Nimbus cloud, without permission as if they’re Japanese culture.” Other posters pushed back one after another, saying things like “Of course Son Goku’s roots trace back to China’s Journey to the West” and “The real issue is copyright, not some claim that the origin is being falsified.” The discussion went in circles over copyright and design similarity, and no resolution was ever reached.

    1AnonymousSep 8, 2026 09:05
    Don't just help yourself to Japanese culture (←China's Son Goku, Ruyi Jingu Bang, Flying Nimbus, and other Chinese elements)!
    ↑Man, this guy's a monster…
    3AnonymousSep 8, 2026 09:07
    Whose rights does that even violate?
    5AnonymousSep 8, 2026 09:08
    Re: #3
    It's not about infringement — it's about falsifying the origin.
    6AnonymousSep 8, 2026 09:09
    Well yeah, Dragon Ball itself was made in Japan, so of course it is.
    21AnonymousSep 8, 2026 09:32
    Re: #19
    I think you'd find it if you dug through the old logs, but for now it's really just Re: #6 saying it's "original."
    22AnonymousSep 8, 2026 09:37
    Re: #21
    Huh? Isn't Re: #6 just saying Dragon Ball is Japanese, not that Son Goku himself originated in Japan?
    10AnonymousSep 8, 2026 09:11
    Re: #5
    Who's even doing that???
    11AnonymousSep 8, 2026 09:12
    Re: #9
    Do you have a screenshot or something of anyone actually saying that?
    17AnonymousSep 8, 2026 09:24
    Re: #10
    Re: #11

    Like this, for example

    Re: #2
    Doesn't Luffy have charm? He's innocent, a big eater — basically a straight-up Goku ripoff, but still.

    https://itest.5ch.io/medaka/test/read.cgi/csaloon/1633982168/3-n
    19AnonymousSep 8, 2026 09:25
    Re: #17
    Oh sorry, not that one — I meant the "Son Goku originated in Japan!" claim. That's the origin-falsifying part, right?
    23AnonymousSep 8, 2026 09:38
    Re: #19
    Re: #20
    Also, he's used as an Olympics ambassador character, so it's a government claim too. He was used as a Japanese character at the Osaka Expo as well.
    25AnonymousSep 8, 2026 09:40
    Re: #23
    Well, obviously — Dragon Ball's Son Goku was made in Japan based on the Son Goku from Journey to the West. What are you even trying to say?
    27AnonymousSep 8, 2026 09:44
    Re: #23
    Being an ambassador has nothing to do with origin, though.
    31AnonymousSep 8, 2026 09:45
    Re: #28
    Not copyright — I said "ripoff."
    37AnonymousSep 8, 2026 09:50
    Re: #32
    Sounds like you want to frame this as copyright, but what if France just says a slightly tweaked design doesn't infringe? Like that Shiying Mountain amusement park. Also, Goku, the Ruyi Jingu Bang, and the Flying Nimbus are all Chinese public-domain material anyway, so they're free to use.
    39AnonymousSep 8, 2026 09:52
    Re: #37
    Then France should just build a theme park with their own original Son Goku and Flying Nimbus, no?
    40AnonymousSep 8, 2026 09:53
    So in the end there's no source for this origin-claim thing. Impressive that someone can rant this hard on pure delusion.
    43AnonymousSep 8, 2026 09:55
    Re: #40
    The Olympics ambassador thing. The Goku merch rollout at the Expo.
    46AnonymousSep 8, 2026 09:56
    Re: #43
    How does that connect to an origin claim at all?
    47AnonymousSep 8, 2026 09:57
    Re: #44
    Oh, so it's about copyright. So you're saying just tweak Dragon Ball a little and it's fine?
    51AnonymousSep 8, 2026 10:00
    Re: #47
    It's a problem precisely because they didn't change anything.
    57AnonymousSep 8, 2026 10:05
    Re: #46
    So you're saying it's fine as long as you don't say it outright?
    59AnonymousSep 8, 2026 10:06
    Re: #57
    There's no copyright on the name "Goku."
    61AnonymousSep 8, 2026 10:07
    Re: #57
    I haven't said anything, outright or vaguely.
    87AnonymousSep 8, 2026 10:26
    In the end there's still no source for the origin claim. What was this guy even trying to accomplish?
    93AnonymousSep 8, 2026 10:28
    Re: #87
    Re: #87
    It's just mockery. It means "acting like" the origin. That's why he's mad at France.
    95AnonymousSep 8, 2026 10:29
    Re: #93
    He's mad about copyright infringement. Don't you even know what copyright is?
    96AnonymousSep 8, 2026 10:30
    Re: #93
    Oh, so you've given up citing Re: #43 as your source? lol
    98AnonymousSep 8, 2026 10:31
    Re: #88
    Re: #89
    I'm not a hater either. I am bashing it, though — would you believe me if I said that?
    105AnonymousSep 8, 2026 10:34
    Re: #98
    Whatever, do as you like. I don't care whether you're a hater or not.
    107AnonymousSep 8, 2026 10:34
    Re: #98
    Whether you're a hater or not doesn't matter to me either.

    Background and Key Points of This Debate

    The character Son Goku was created by Akira Toriyama for Dragon Ball, based on the Great Sage Equal to Heaven, Sun Wukong, who appears in the 16th-century Chinese classic Journey to the West. Motifs like the Ruyi Jingu Bang and the Flying Nimbus also trace back to Journey to the West, but the specific design and story of Dragon Ball’s Son Goku are an original creation copyrighted by Akira Toriyama, Bird Studio, and Toei Animation. Throughout the thread, a cultural argument (“they’re falsifying the origin”) and a legal argument (“if the design is being used without permission, it’s a copyright issue”) talked past each other, running in parallel without ever meeting. Notably, no primary source or news report confirming that the French facility was actually built without authorization was ever presented in the thread — much of the speculation grew out of indirect facts, like Son Goku being used as an official Olympics ambassador and merchandise tie-ins at the Osaka-Kansai Expo.

    ※This article is compiled and summarized from the 5ch (Anything Goes Live) thread “Dora-oji: “Did France Build a Dragon Ball Park Without Permission?”“

  • Brawl Breaks Out Inside Taxi, Driver Takes Off With Door Still Open — Reactions Split

    A video posted to 5ch’s “Nandemo Jikkyo” (Live Commentary) board shows a brawl breaking out among several young people inside a taxi, with the driver pulling away before the door had even fully closed. Some posters suggested the footage was filmed near the Piccadilly building in Umeda, Osaka. The thread split into two camps: those criticizing the driver for the dangerous departure, saying he’d “be treated as an accomplice,” and those defending him, arguing “it’s understandable if he’d simply had enough of unruly passengers.” There was also debate over whether one of the people involved in the brawl was dressed as a woman, with many noting it was hard to tell exactly what was going on from the video alone.

    2AnonymousSep 8, 2026 08:21
    That taxi driver looked like he was trying to kill someone.
    Isn't that a crime?
    4AnonymousSep 8, 2026 08:22
    Driving off in a situation like that — this driver's pretty crazy
    5AnonymousSep 8, 2026 08:22
    Out of everyone in this video, the driver's the one who's gonna take the biggest hit
    why the hell did he drive off
    6AnonymousSep 8, 2026 08:23
    This 'brawl' looks more like kids roughhousing, way too weak lol
    7AnonymousSep 8, 2026 08:23
    Lol the driver's even helping out
    and he let them ride in the end too, what a nice guy
    8AnonymousSep 8, 2026 08:23
    Is that 'girl'-looking one actually a guy in drag?
    20AnonymousSep 8, 2026 08:28
    Re: #8
    Yeah, probably crossdressing
    21AnonymousSep 8, 2026 08:28
    Re: #19
    He drove off because he was fed up with the obnoxious passengers
    kinda feel bad for him
    22AnonymousSep 8, 2026 08:29
    Re: #21
    Be as angry as you want, but you can't just drive off like that
    if someone had died from this, it'd be a huge problem for the taxi company too
    25AnonymousSep 8, 2026 08:30
    The taxi driver's basically gonna get treated as an accomplice here
    26AnonymousSep 8, 2026 08:30
    This idiot taxi driver dragging a guy while driving off — does he want an attempted murder charge?
    27AnonymousSep 8, 2026 08:30
    The driver's out of his mind too
    taking off with the door not even closed
    28AnonymousSep 8, 2026 08:31
    Re: #22
    If he hadn't picked up such weird passengers this wouldn't have happened, so you can kind of feel for him
    39AnonymousSep 8, 2026 08:33
    Re: #28
    Nah, he should've just broken up the fight first and then driven off
    if he can't stand weird customers he should quit being a taxi driver
    there's tons of weird passengers in that job
    if it's the job he chose, that's on him
    29AnonymousSep 8, 2026 08:31
    Why the hell did the taxi driver move the car
    has he lost his mind
    32AnonymousSep 8, 2026 08:31
    Lol the taxi just took off
    not a single person in this video makes any sense
    33AnonymousSep 8, 2026 08:32
    Honestly the guys look cuter than the girls here
    feels like gender roles are flipped for young people these days
    37AnonymousSep 8, 2026 08:33
    That driver's nuts
    what was he gonna do if he'd run someone over?
    47AnonymousSep 8, 2026 08:41
    What's actually going on here?
    Some guy hit on a girl who turned out to have a boyfriend, the boyfriend got mad and punched the guy who hit on her, and now the one who got punched is going 'catch the culprit, call the cops' because he got hit?
    48AnonymousSep 8, 2026 08:47
    That's Piccadilly in Umeda
    50AnonymousSep 8, 2026 08:53
    Re: #48
    Knew this felt familiar — so that's what it was
    49AnonymousSep 8, 2026 08:51
    Can't really tell if the one in pink is a girl or a guy in drag ("okama," slang for a man presenting as a woman)
    51AnonymousSep 8, 2026 08:53
    They seriously need to crack down on Kick (the livestreaming platform) and Mercari already
    52AnonymousSep 8, 2026 08:53
    Is this the 'Toyoko Kids' (delinquent youth who hang around Kabukicho, Tokyo)?
    Or wasn't it something to do with the 'Kickers' crowd (young Kick livestreamers)?
    53AnonymousSep 8, 2026 08:54
    Maybe it's a side effect of guys and girls both wearing makeup now, but the girl looks like a guy
    57AnonymousSep 8, 2026 08:56
    That taxi driver's being reckless
    he could've run someone over if he wasn't careful
    72AnonymousSep 8, 2026 09:10
    Re: #71
    That driver started going off about people's upbringing — a totally irrelevant personal attack
    91AnonymousSep 8, 2026 09:27
    Re: #72
    You're just white-knighting for him ("chin-kishi," a mocking term for someone who reflexively defends another person)

    Background and Key Points of the Debate

    “Toyoko Kids” is a nickname for young people who gather on the streets of Kabukicho in Shinjuku, Tokyo, a term often tied to runaways and delinquency — but posters in the thread pointed out that this video may actually have been filmed near the Piccadilly building in Umeda, Osaka, so it’s impossible to confirm from the footage alone whether the label matches the real location. The taxi pulling away before its door was fully closed could be seen as a problem under the Road Traffic Act’s duty of safe driving, but the video alone doesn’t reveal whether the driver was simply at his wit’s end dealing with disruptive passengers. The split in the thread’s opinions comes down to how much weight people place on the driver’s “duty of care for safety” versus the “occupational risk of not being able to choose your passengers” — and there isn’t enough here to say definitively which side is right.

    *This article is compiled and summarized from the 5ch (“Nandemo Jikkyo G”) thread “[Video] Toyoko Kids Start a Brawl Inside a Taxi wwwwwwwwwwwwwww.”

  • Nogizaka46’s Inoue Nagi Lands Solo KOSÉ Commercial, Ignites Chatter on 5ch’s Hello! Project Board

    It’s been announced that Nogizaka46’s Inoue Nagi will appear solo in a new web commercial for major cosmetics maker KOSÉ. The press release highlights her showing off “insanely cute eyelashes.” The topic surfaced on 5ch’s Hello! Project board — home to fans of rival idol groups — where the conversation drifted well beyond the ad itself, touching on how KOSÉ appears to be overtaking Shiseido and Kanebo as the cosmetics industry’s leading sponsor, mix-ups with other idols who also share the surname “Inoue,” and gripes about how the thread title was phrased.

    Congratulations!

    Nogizaka46’s Inoue Nagi shows off "insanely cute" eyelashes

    New KOSÉ web commercial✨

    Source: mdpr.jp / Original article here

    7AnonymousSep 8, 2026 08:21
    Haru-san's amazing, so that makes me amazing too (riffing on a classic 'basking in reflected glory' forum meme)
    12AnonymousSep 8, 2026 08:25
    Re: #7
    No matter what happens, it was never gonna be Haru-san's turn.
    8AnonymousSep 8, 2026 08:24
    Have Shiseido and Kanebo really fallen off — is KOSÉ the top cosmetics company now?
    13AnonymousSep 8, 2026 08:27
    Re: #8
    No idea about Kanebo, but Shiseido's still way out in front.
    9AnonymousSep 8, 2026 08:24
    Wait, it's not Rei Rei?
    10AnonymousSep 8, 2026 08:25
    Oh, it's Nagi?
    Thought it'd be Rei Rei lol
    17AnonymousSep 8, 2026 08:29
    For a second I panicked thinking Hello! Project was releasing a song literally titled '"I Want to Confess" Syndrome,' but yeah, that checks out — total Akimoto-style title (Yasushi Akimoto, the producer behind AKB48/Nogizaka46, known for over-the-top song titles).
    19AnonymousSep 8, 2026 08:30
    Shiseido's business has gone through a rough slump in 2024–2025, but heading into 2026 there are signs of a V-shaped recovery and a return to profitability.

    Here are the key points on where things stand and how it got here:

    1. Recent struggles and two straight years of net losses (2024–2025)

    For the fiscal year ending December 2025, the company posted consolidated net sales of ¥969.9 billion (down 2.1% year-on-year) and a net loss of ¥40.6 billion, marking its second consecutive year in the red.
    25AnonymousSep 8, 2026 08:33
    Which is better: Amuse's leftovers or Stardust's leftovers? (i.e. talent agencies' lower-priority idols)
    26AnonymousSep 8, 2026 08:33
    It's over-edited to the point of looking off
    She's already pretty, no need to go this hard with the retouching
    28AnonymousSep 8, 2026 08:35
    Beauty ads are a tough balance to strike
    Too gorgeous and it's hard to relate
    Better to have someone a bit more 'approachable' who lets you keep that faint hope of 'maybe I could look like that too'
    30AnonymousSep 8, 2026 08:39
    Re: #1
    'Inoue' alone doesn't tell you which Inoue we're talking about — nobody would title a thread like that.
    37AnonymousSep 8, 2026 08:47
    Re: #30
    It's obviously on purpose, leaving it as just 'Inoue.'
    31AnonymousSep 8, 2026 08:40
    Congrats, Rei Rei🎉
    Remember that hard-earned moment from Kobushi Factory (a now-disbanded Hello! Project group)?
    That's the legacy dust of Hello! Project 👍
    35AnonymousSep 8, 2026 08:45
    Sakura's finally done it!
    Congrats, Sakurachi🌸
    36AnonymousSep 8, 2026 08:45
    Re: #13
    It's 'Kanebou' — get the vowels wrong and it turns into something like 'Kanebooboobooboo' (a stuttering joke on the misspelling).
    39AnonymousSep 8, 2026 08:48
    Oh, the Inoue who's been killing it in movie dubbing and the Taiga drama? (NHK's flagship year-long historical drama series)
    43AnonymousSep 8, 2026 08:49
    Re: #37
    No, that's exactly the kind of thread title that gives away it's bait.
    55AnonymousSep 8, 2026 08:58
    Re: #43
    It's an old trick, but the OP's probably just too lazy to come up with anything better.
    44AnonymousSep 8, 2026 08:51
    Using just 'to Inoue' in a title only works as a trick when there's no other member sharing that surname.

    Background and Key Points of This Topic

    This topic wasn’t posted on the fan board for Nogizaka46, Inoue Nagi’s own group — it appeared on 5ch’s “Hello! Project” board, home to fans of groups like Morning Musume. The discussion runs on the usual back-and-forth of rival-fan communities reacting to another group’s news. The Shiseido slump mentioned in the thread is grounded in real financial results — the company posted a net loss for two consecutive fiscal years in 2024–2025 — and was cited as a sign that the balance of power in the cosmetics industry is shifting. Commenters also noted that the surname “Inoue” isn’t unique to Nogizaka46 and shows up across multiple idol groups, which makes it hard to tell from the thread title alone who’s being discussed — a quirk of an idol industry where names frequently overlap between groups. Comments making one-sided judgments about her looks or personal conduct were excluded from this writeup.

    ※This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Hello! Project) thread “[BREAKING] Solo Major Cosmetics Commercial for Inoue Just Dropped キタ━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━!!“.

  • Kura Sushi’s 10% Discount Apology Sparks Doubts — 5ch Asks: ‘Isn’t the Store the One Cashing In?’

    Kura Sushi announced that, as an apology for canceling its collaboration campaign with the popular character “Chiikawa,” it would offer a 10% discount at checkout starting the following day. On 5ch’s “Everything Live (Galileo)” board, users questioned the response, pointing out that the discount can’t be applied automatically at self-checkout registers and only kicks in if a customer tells a staff member about it, and that it applies not just to customers who actually lost out by visiting during the collaboration period, but also to brand-new customers who haven’t even been there yet. The thread split between commenters saying “Isn’t Kura Sushi just the one coming out ahead here?” and others defending the move as “a reasonable response to the backlash.”

    1AnonymousSep 8, 2026 06:29
    Kura Sushi: 'We're sorry we canceled the Chiikawa collab — here's a 10% discount.'
    ↓
    Customer: 'Well then, guess I'm going to Kura Sushi.'
    12AnonymousSep 8, 2026 06:33
    They suddenly announce a 10% discount starting tomorrow, but since the system can't handle that, guess it just means staff have to process it by hand.
    13AnonymousSep 8, 2026 06:34
    Re: #12
    So then it's not self-checkout anymore — staff have to handle it.
    14AnonymousSep 8, 2026 06:35
    Re: #12
    Hey, frontline workers lol — 'you guys deal with it' lol lol

    There's a lot of half-baked campaigns like this.
    19AnonymousSep 8, 2026 06:37
    When I went to pay, a staff member came over and said 'we'll give you a 10% discount' and scanned a barcode for me.
    20AnonymousSep 8, 2026 06:38
    Re: #19
    Probably because you look like the type who'd like Chiikawa.
    28AnonymousSep 8, 2026 06:40
    Every rotating sushi chain is completely done for.
    32AnonymousSep 8, 2026 06:42
    Re: #28
    Sushiro's supposedly near the top of the tier list, though I've never been.
    34AnonymousSep 8, 2026 06:43
    Re: #28
    Maybe this whole 'conveyor belt sushi' concept will just disappear at this rate.
    There wasn't really anything like it to begin with anyway.
    91AnonymousSep 8, 2026 07:06
    Re: #28
    What did Gatten Sushi even do wrong?
    33AnonymousSep 8, 2026 06:43
    In the first place, isn't 'sorry, we ran out of the item because of our own mess-up lol' followed by a 10% discount on a later visit just… us paying even more money?
    37AnonymousSep 8, 2026 06:44
    Re: #33
    If you think about it calmly, Kura Sushi is just the one profiting here.
    39AnonymousSep 8, 2026 06:44
    Re: #33
    Thinking about it calmly, this is hilarious (lit. 'grass is growing' — Japanese net slang for LOL).
    It's just a business opportunity dressed up as damage control.
    44AnonymousSep 8, 2026 06:45
    Re: #33
    That's being pointed out on Yahoo comments and X too — like, the people who actually lost out by going to Kura Sushi for the Chiikawa collab are the ones who got burned, so why are new customers who are about to go from now on getting the 10% discount?
    53AnonymousSep 8, 2026 06:48
    They call it an apology, but really they just want to get rid of the food they stocked up on for the collab.
    54AnonymousSep 8, 2026 06:49
    Re: #53
    Such a great SDGs move, huh 👏 (sarcastic jab at using 'sustainability' to justify offloading leftover stock)
    63AnonymousSep 8, 2026 06:53
    If you want Chiikawa's apology, come eat sushi here day after day.
    If you don't come, that's on you for refusing to accept the apology, got it?
    65AnonymousSep 8, 2026 06:54
    Re: #63
    How exactly are you supposed to compensate customers who don't show up?
    66AnonymousSep 8, 2026 06:54
    Changing the settings on every self-checkout register at every single store is just not realistic.
    And this is the same day they made the announcement, right?
    74AnonymousSep 8, 2026 06:59
    Re: #66
    Putting the self-checkout settings aside, a normal company would think hard about how to apply the discount fairly to all customers and come up with a real solution.
    An incompetent company is the kind that just quietly makes it an 'ask-and-you'll-get-it' system as a cheap workaround.
    67AnonymousSep 8, 2026 06:55
    Why should customers have to ask for it in the first place?
    73AnonymousSep 8, 2026 06:59
    Re: #67
    Well then how exactly are you supposed to apply a discount at a self-checkout register?
    79AnonymousSep 8, 2026 07:01
    Re: #74
    It's precisely because they have to treat people fairly that it's NOT limited to only the people who lost out.

    If they gave the discount to people who didn't even go to Kura Sushi during the collab period, wouldn't the people who actually lost out see that as unfair?
    101AnonymousSep 8, 2026 07:10
    Re: #79
    Your whole premise is off.
    This should be an apology for betraying customers' trust, and that applies to ALL customers.

    And if they tried to limit the discount to people who specifically went for the Chiikawa collab, they'd have to require proof like a receipt — and it's obvious that would blow up when people say 'I don't have that anymore.' So in the end, from a risk-management standpoint, the best option is to just make it apply to all customers.

    It's because people like you are up in Kura Sushi's management that they pull dumb moves like this.
    105AnonymousSep 8, 2026 07:12
    Re: #101
    I want a refund even without a receipt.
    106AnonymousSep 8, 2026 07:12
    Re: #101
    Wasn't the trust betrayed specifically for the people who came to Kura Sushi during the collab period and lost out?
    81AnonymousSep 8, 2026 07:02
    The discount being 'ask-and-you'll-get-it' is just wrong to begin with.
    There's no one who wouldn't want it…
    85AnonymousSep 8, 2026 07:03
    Re: #81
    It's not that there's literally no one — I can see someone saying 'I didn't lose anything, so why am I getting compensated?'
    97AnonymousSep 8, 2026 07:07
    Re: #44
    Exactly right.
    The people who went purely for the Chiikawa collab are the only real victims here — everyone else has nothing to do with it.
    103AnonymousSep 8, 2026 07:11
    Re: #97
    Well, this one's about apologizing for canceling the Chiikawa collab partway through, so it's a separate issue from apologizing to those people.
    100AnonymousSep 8, 2026 07:09
    Most of the people complaining about this never even went to the store in the first place.
    Some mysterious breed of people who get furious over something that doesn't even affect them.
    107AnonymousSep 8, 2026 07:12
    Re: #100
    The Kato Junichi style, huh? (a popular Japanese streamer known for cynical, detached commentary on other people's outrage)
    108AnonymousSep 8, 2026 07:14
    First off, did you guys even go to Kura Sushi during the collab period?
    Are you complaining without having gone?
    109AnonymousSep 8, 2026 07:17
    Re: #108
    Sorry, honestly I haven't been in like 5 years.
    But jumping on the bandwagon to pile on during a controversy is just the Japanese way, you get it, right?
    110AnonymousSep 8, 2026 07:18
    Re: #108
    That's just what Kenmomen do. (users of 5ch's News Plus board, stereotyped as cynical armchair critics)
    112AnonymousSep 8, 2026 07:19
    Re: #108
    Honestly I just kind of hope as many people as possible end up out on the street or get arrested.

    Background and Key Points of This Topic

    When a company chooses a “flat discount for all customers” as its response to backlash, the reasoning is often risk management — narrowing down who qualifies risks inviting fresh accusations of unfairness. In this case too, applying a uniform discount at self-checkout was technically difficult, so it was left to staff discretion, which ironically created a new sense of murkiness, with only customers who spoke up actually benefiting. Within the thread, opinions split between those calling for individual compensation for customers who genuinely lost out when the collaboration was canceled, and those who saw a blanket discount for all customers as a reasonable gesture of apology, with no clear consensus reached. Note that details regarding the cause of the collaboration’s cancellation and the parties involved remain unconfirmed and mixed with speculation, so this article sticks to what can be verified.

    *This article is compiled as an excerpt and summary from the 5ch (Everything Live/Galileo board) thread “[Sad News] Kura Sushi Starting to Smell Like a Scam.”

  • Mysterious Figure ‘Coin Laundry Man’ Descends on 5ch VIP, Trades Improv Banter with the Regulars

    On September 7, 2026, a thread appeared on 5ch’s “News VIP” board starring a mysterious figure calling himself “Coin Laundry Man,” whose signature catchphrase pose is “つ🌀と” (a classic AA gesture meaning “hands you a 🌀”). Picking up the spirit of past fan-favorite AA characters like “Missile Man” and “Manbou” (the ocean sunfish), the board’s regulars launched into a rapid-fire improvised back-and-forth woven through with everyday topics like laundry, mosquito coils, and food. Even the regular poster known by the handle “Kedama” chimed in, and the thread grew to over 18 posts within a short span.

    1AnonymousSep 7, 2026 20:37
    (´・ω・`)Every last detail of his identity
    つ🌀と (his signature “hands you a 🌀” gesture) remains wrapped in a veil of mystery
    3AnonymousSep 7, 2026 20:37
    It's Manbou-kun!⁽⁽ ᡣ( ・᷄ὢ・᷅ )੭ ⁾⁾
    11AnonymousSep 7, 2026 20:38
    Re: #3
    (´・ω・`)Excuse you, I'm Laundry Man
    つ🌀と
    4AnonymousSep 7, 2026 20:37
    ( `・Δ・´)Isn't that just Manbou though?
    13AnonymousSep 7, 2026 20:39
    Re: #4
    (´・ω・`)Whoever do you mean?
    つ🌀と
    5AnonymousSep 7, 2026 20:38
    ಠ⁠ᴥ⁠ಠ Nice thread, quick on the draw
    16AnonymousSep 7, 2026 20:39
    Re: #5
    (´・ω・`)I just made this thread on a whim
    つ🌀と Coin Laundry Man, that's me
    8AnonymousSep 7, 2026 20:38
    (´・ω・`)Alas, the laundry won't dry in this rain…
    21AnonymousSep 7, 2026 20:40
    Re: #8
    (´・ω・`)Just use a dryer
    つ🌀と
    9AnonymousSep 7, 2026 20:38
    Λ_Λ
    ૮₍ 🌀∀🌀 ₎ა
    12AnonymousSep 7, 2026 20:38
    Re: #9
    Hyah!( ・᷄ὢ・᷅ )🤜💥
    24AnonymousSep 7, 2026 20:41
    Re: #9
    (´・ω・`)Give it back
    つ🌀と彡
    14AnonymousSep 7, 2026 20:39
    (´・ω・`)Laundriaaan!!
    25AnonymousSep 7, 2026 20:41
    Re: #14
    (´・ω・`)Nope, that's not it
    つ🌀と
    15AnonymousSep 7, 2026 20:39
    So you're hogging every machine at the laundromat, huh
    27AnonymousSep 7, 2026 20:41
    Re: #15
    (´・ω・`)I'm following proper etiquette
    つ🌀と
    17AnonymousSep 7, 2026 20:39
    (´・ω・`)You're always spinning round and round, Swirly Laundry Man
    29AnonymousSep 7, 2026 20:42
    Re: #17
    (´・ω・`)It's my life's work
    つ🌀と
    20AnonymousSep 7, 2026 20:40
    Go on back to Liarsville₍₍ ⊂(・᷄ὢ・᷅ ∩) ⁾⁾
    32AnonymousSep 7, 2026 20:43
    Re: #20
    (´・ω・`)But I'm the real deal (mabu, slang for “genuine”)
    つ🌀と
    28AnonymousSep 7, 2026 20:42
    Look, look~ there's someone with a blue mosquito coil~(´・ω・)
    35AnonymousSep 7, 2026 20:43
    Re: #28
    (´・ω・`)But I'm the swirl
    つ🌀と
    30AnonymousSep 7, 2026 20:42
    Oh, so you're not just some old guy?
    37AnonymousSep 7, 2026 20:44
    Re: #30
    (´・ω・`)I'm Laundry Man, nice to meet you
    つ🌀と
    41AnonymousSep 7, 2026 20:44
    Re: #37
    Laundry Man is so cool
    Spin some more!
    34AnonymousSep 7, 2026 20:43
    (´・ω・`)Time to go laundering!✊
    38AnonymousSep 7, 2026 20:44
    Re: #34
    (´・ω・`)Just packing up my things right now
    つ🌀と
    36AnonymousSep 7, 2026 20:44
    Λ_Λ
    ૮₍ ・᷇ ∀ ・᷆ ₎ა OH! Let me wash somethin'~ let me wash somethin'~
    つ🎤🩲と let me wash somethin'~ that ain't the kind of undies I meant~ (mock chant/song bit)
    40AnonymousSep 7, 2026 20:44
    Re: #36
    (´・ω・`)Why do you keep milking the Missile Man joke
    つ🌀と
    65AnonymousSep 7, 2026 20:51
    (´・ω・`)
    つ🗿と
    ∩ Λ_Λ
    ૮₍    ₎აっ🌀
    66AnonymousSep 7, 2026 20:52
    Re: #65
    ( `・Δ・´)Lucky~
    つ🗽と
    72AnonymousSep 7, 2026 20:54
    Re: #65
    (´・ω・`)
    つ🗿🌀と
    87AnonymousSep 7, 2026 20:59
    Nope, that's a naruto (the swirl-patterned fish cake)

    94AnonymousSep 7, 2026 21:01
    Re: #87
    (´・ω・`)I actually prefer chikuwa (tube-shaped fish cake)
    つ🌀と
    90AnonymousSep 7, 2026 21:00
    __,.,,_ Mosquito coil
    ./ *・ω・ヽつ🌀🔥
    96AnonymousSep 7, 2026 21:01
    Re: #90
    (´・ω・`)Mosquito coil season's about wrapped up
    つ🌀と
    111AnonymousSep 7, 2026 21:07
    Re: #96
      __,.,,_ Actually…
    ./ *・ω・ヽつ🌀🔥
    113AnonymousSep 7, 2026 21:08
    Re: #111
    (´・ω・`)I wonder if there's still more coming
    つ🌀と
    99AnonymousSep 7, 2026 21:03
    I want to eat something like this

    103AnonymousSep 7, 2026 21:03
    Re: #99
    (´・ω・`)Looks delicious
    つ🌀と
    108AnonymousSep 7, 2026 21:04
    Λ_Λ
    ૮₍ ・᷇ ∀ ・᷆ ₎ა Make do with something like this
    110AnonymousSep 7, 2026 21:05
    Re: #108
    (´・ω・`)This one's simple but tasty too
    つ🌀と

    Background and Talking Points

    Threads in this “[blank]-Man” format are a piece of AA (ASCII-art) character culture that’s been passed down for years on 5ch’s VIP board: someone spontaneously adopts a character persona, and the people around them riff off a catchphrase to build an improvised back-and-forth. This time’s “Coin Laundry Man” is a clear offshoot following the format of earlier characters name-checked in the thread, like “Missile Man.” No specific origin or true identity is ever revealed — once the thread falls off the board, it simply gets forgotten, which is part of the charm of this culture. Since it leans heavily on in-jokes, newcomers may find the context hard to follow at first glance.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (News VIP) thread “(´・ω・`) They call him… “Coin Laundry Man”🌀.”

  • World Maps Move From Mercator to “Equal Earth” Projection: Japan Backs UN Resolution

    On September 4, the UN General Assembly adopted a resolution — with 164 countries, including Japan, in favor — encouraging the use of the “Equal Earth” map projection, which represents each country’s land area more accurately. The widely used “Mercator” projection, devised in the 16th century, preserves compass directions for navigation but makes countries at higher latitudes look larger than they really are, a distortion often illustrated by the fact that Africa appears roughly the same size as Greenland on Mercator maps. The resolution is not legally binding, and the United States voted against it, calling it a “radical ideology.” On 5ch, users discussed everything from why the Mercator projection became so entrenched to whether alternative projections are actually better, and how map distortion shapes people’s impressions of countries’ sizes.

    1AnonymousSep 7, 2026 20:57
    [NEW YORK — Mika Otsuki] The UN General Assembly adopted a resolution by a large majority on the 4th encouraging the use of world maps based on the "Equal Earth" projection, which more accurately reflects the true land area of each country. Maps using the "Mercator" projection have long been widely used around the world, including in Japan, but going forward, maps using the Equal Earth projection — devised in 2018 — may become more widespread.
    The Mercator projection was devised in the 16th century. Under it, countries far from the equator, such as the United States and Russia, appear larger than they actually are, while African nations and South American countries like Brazil appear smaller. The African continent looks about the same size as Greenland, a Danish autonomous territory, but its actual area is roughly 14 times that of Greenland.
    The resolution — which holds that distortions in Mercator-based maps have spread misperceptions — was put forward chiefly by African nations including Togo. It was approved by 164 countries, including Japan. Six countries, including Ukraine, abstained, and the United States voted against it. The resolution carries no legal force. A U.S. representative denounced it as "radical ideology" and argued it would do nothing to serve international peace.
    2AnonymousSep 7, 2026 20:58
    https://gzo.ai/i/NuC382w.jpg
    Mercator projection vs. Equal Earth projection
    3AnonymousSep 7, 2026 20:59
    The Mercator projection is a chart made for navigation.
    6AnonymousSep 7, 2026 21:00
    Wait, doesn't the Mercator projection preserve distance correctly?
    7Reiwa 8 (2026)Sep 7, 2026 21:01
    Today's laugh.

    Here's a map showing each country's economic size.
    Every African nation should have this hanging in their office.
    https://pbs.twimg.com/media/HRjeDtDacAAHWBR.jpg
    43AnonymousSep 7, 2026 21:27
    Re: #7
    Japan looks way too big lol
    Whatever happened to the 'Lost 30 Years'?
    9AnonymousSep 7, 2026 21:02
    I want to see an Equal Earth map centered on Japan.
    12AnonymousSep 7, 2026 21:04
    Re: #9
    There's no such thing as a map centered on Japan (weather maps excluded).
    11AnonymousSep 7, 2026 21:02
    Feels like they could've just used the Mollweide projection.
    13Reiwa 8 (2026)Sep 7, 2026 21:04
    If you play around with these two, you basically get the idea.

    https://kuboon.github.io/equal-earth/
    https://works.tentaip.space/apps/eqearth/
    15AnonymousSep 7, 2026 21:04
    Even on Equal Earth, Japan still looks small.
    17AnonymousSep 7, 2026 21:05
    https://gzo.ai/i/Nb0XcDA.jpg
    An Equal Earth map with Japan at the center
    27AnonymousSep 7, 2026 21:09
    Re: #17
    It's not centered on Japan, it's centered on 150°E longitude.
    29AnonymousSep 7, 2026 21:10
    Re: #17
    The area's probably accurate, but the shapes are super warped.

    Mercator's obviously out, but isn't there a somewhat better projection than this?
    19AnonymousSep 7, 2026 21:06
    The Equal Earth projection was only invented around 2018, so the old-timers never learned it in school.
    20AnonymousSep 7, 2026 21:06
    Projecting onto a regular icosahedron and unfolding it is the sensible approach.
    21AnonymousSep 7, 2026 21:07
    https://www.mapshop.co.jp/upload/save_image/M23202J061050r.jpg
    22AnonymousSep 7, 2026 21:08
    Put up a Mercator world map and kids are guaranteed to walk away with a serious misconception.
    Then again, these days you can check real sizes properly on Google Earth and the like, so maybe there's no need to scrap it entirely.
    23AnonymousSep 7, 2026 21:08
    Just get Inō Tadataka to draw it.
    24AnonymousSep 7, 2026 21:09
    A country the size of Japan barely distorts at all anyway.
    25AnonymousSep 7, 2026 21:09
    Because tangent goes to infinity at π/2.
    28AnonymousSep 7, 2026 21:10
    Obviously it's better to show area correctly.
    30AnonymousSep 7, 2026 21:11
    You know those old-style world maps that split into an M-shape around the Pacific, Atlantic, and Indian Oceans?
    What was that called, something like the Holstein projection?
    Wouldn't that work?
    31AnonymousSep 7, 2026 21:12
    Distortions and cuts happen because you're trying to flatten a sphere onto a plane in the first place.
    Maybe it's time to just stop putting it on paper at all.
    33AnonymousSep 7, 2026 21:14
    Wait, this is the first I've heard of a projection that sounds like '=LOVE' (Equal Love).
    34AnonymousSep 7, 2026 21:14
    A collection of map images for studying map projections
    https://user.numazu-ct.ac.jp/~tsato/tsato/graphics/map_projection/
    35AnonymousSep 7, 2026 21:17
    America's being an idiot, putting up some pointless front.
    36AnonymousSep 7, 2026 21:20
    It looks like the US and Russia face off east-west across Europe, but that's an illusion.
    Looked at on a globe, they actually face each other across Greenland.
    That's why Trump wants Greenland.
    38AnonymousSep 7, 2026 21:21
    Japanese people are going to find out America's kind of a lame country.
    39AnonymousSep 7, 2026 21:21
    Is this different from the Mollweide projection?
    42AnonymousSep 7, 2026 21:24
    Some TV station used to show the Korean Peninsula weirdly oversized on its weather forecasts.
    44AnonymousSep 7, 2026 21:28
    Re: #29
    Even without going this extreme, just cutting a slit through the middle of the ocean could ease the shape distortion for regions pushed out to the edges, no?

    47AnonymousSep 7, 2026 21:31
    So '=LOVE' got recognized by the UN and became a global idol group now?
    48Reiwa 8 (2026)Sep 7, 2026 21:31
    I mean, we're already used to the globe view on Google Maps, so hearing 'the Mercator projection is—' at this point just makes me go, what are you even talking about.
    49AnonymousSep 7, 2026 21:32
    There are actually plenty of people for whom 'the Earth is round' isn't common knowledge.
    50AnonymousSep 7, 2026 21:33
    '=LOVE' is really having a moment.
    This is on a whole different level from that 'JUICE=JUICE is having a moment' scam.
    52AnonymousSep 7, 2026 21:34
    We're used to seeing Japan as this thin little sliver, so it's a bit late to change it on us now.

    Background and Key Points

    The Equal Earth projection is a relatively new projection, devised in 2018. Like the Mollweide projection, it preserves land area accurately, but it differs in rendering continents with more natural-looking curves. Because any map projection must flatten a sphere onto a plane, it’s impossible to preserve area, angle, and distance all at once — and the Mercator projection was designed to prioritize angular (directional) accuracy over area. That’s why it became the standard for nautical charts, and it’s also why the claim in the thread that Mercator “preserves distance correctly” is easily confused with its actual property of preserving direction. Concern that map distortion skews perceptions of countries’ true size isn’t new: similar debate arose in 2017 when public schools in Boston switched classroom maps away from Mercator to a different projection. It’s also easy to overlook that this UN resolution doesn’t obligate member states to adopt the new projection — it merely “encourages” its use.

    *This article is compiled from excerpts and a summary of the 5ch (Hello! Project board) thread “[Good News] UN Resolution Encourages Using \”Equal Earth\” Projection Instead of Mercator World Map, Japan Also in Favor… Country Sizes More Accurate.”