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  • Buff Foreign Man Surrounded and Beaten by Japanese Biker Gang

    A video believed to have been filmed in Japan has gone viral on X and become a hot topic across 5ch’s boards. A tall, muscular foreign man driving behind a pack of bōsōzoku (outlaw biker gang) riders honked his horn, sending the gang into a rage. The argument escalated into a brawl, and the footage shows the man being run over by a motorcycle and kicked while surrounded by the group. Thread posters repeatedly noted that physique and strength count for little against sheer numbers, while others criticized the biker gang or debated whether the story as described was even true.

    Even a jacked, ripped bodybuilder ends up like this against a biker gang.

    Getting run over by the bike is just the opener — then they surround him and kick him all at once.

    A Nihon Kempo instructor once told me: “Even the police call in riot squads when they need to round up bōsōzoku.”

    Source: video.twimg.com / original clip here

    3AnonymousSep 13, 2026 12:15
    Surrounded by a mob and beaten to a pulp, lynch-style.
    If that happened to an average Joe like us, we'd be dead for sure.
    4AnonymousSep 13, 2026 12:16
    How it went down:

    Biker gang riding as a pack
    ↓
    Buff foreigner driving behind them honks his horn
    ↓
    Gang loses it
    ↓
    Argument breaks out, escalates into a fight
    7AnonymousSep 13, 2026 12:18
    Re: #4
    That's just awful.
    Feel bad for the guy.
    47AnonymousSep 13, 2026 12:31
    Re: #42
    When and where did he get "cocky", exactly?
    Did you even read the timeline in Re: #4?
    74AnonymousSep 13, 2026 12:38
    Re: #4
    How do you know the play-by-play in such detail?
    5AnonymousSep 13, 2026 12:17
    Making friends and forming a crew beats hitting the gym any day.
    Being a loner makes you the weakest link there is.
    6AnonymousSep 13, 2026 12:17
    People assume Japanese guys are timid pushovers, but honestly a lot of them are hardcore fighters.
    It's not unusual for some random salaryman to hold a black belt in some martial art.
    9AnonymousSep 13, 2026 12:19
    A bodybuilder tweeted about this a while back — bulking up does make weak guys less likely to start something with you.
    But there are always a few who'll pick a fight no matter how big you are, and those guys are the scary ones, so watch out 🥺
    13AnonymousSep 13, 2026 12:20
    Re: #9
    Guys who mess with someone who looks strong are usually carrying a blade.
    37AnonymousSep 13, 2026 12:30
    Re: #9
    Dead serious.
    If someone starts a fight with you without hesitation even though you look tough, chances are they're packing something — better to just run.
    14AnonymousSep 13, 2026 12:20
    Is mob-lynching someone supposed to be cool?
    Does "Yamato spirit" really mean strength in numbers now?
    16AnonymousSep 13, 2026 12:21
    Bōsōzoku are just trash who can't do a thing without running in a pack.
    33AnonymousSep 13, 2026 12:29
    Re: #16
    But the point stands — if they gang up on you, you can't win,
    no matter how tall, ripped, or fight-trained you are.
    18AnonymousSep 13, 2026 12:22
    Even against a scrawny high-schooler-looking biker gang, 5-on-1 is brutal.
    Makes Mikuru Asakura's "2 vs 51" fight story sound like total nonsense.
    73AnonymousSep 13, 2026 12:38
    Re: #18
    He claims the guy he fought was throwing rocks at him,
    but a dude throwing rocks sounds straight out of a manga — somebody get him a fight in RIZIN.
    21AnonymousSep 13, 2026 12:23
    Bōsōzoku still exist?
    What kind of joke is this in the Reiwa era.
    22AnonymousSep 13, 2026 12:24
    Even in great shape, you can't beat a pack of scrawny kids — that's just depressing.
    24AnonymousSep 13, 2026 12:24
    There's always the "Guts" strategy — the brainy type who picks them off one by one.
    35AnonymousSep 13, 2026 12:29
    Re: #24
    That story sounds made up though.
    41AnonymousSep 13, 2026 12:30
    Re: #35
    It was in the newspaper, wasn't it.
    76AnonymousSep 13, 2026 12:39
    Re: #35
    It genuinely became a criminal case.
    He was protecting his little brother, and since it was 8-on-1, he one-sidedly knocked them all down — but walked away without charges.
    42AnonymousSep 13, 2026 12:31
    At the very least: don't get cocky in someone else's country.
    44AnonymousSep 13, 2026 12:31
    A country that loves to brag about its bushido spirit —
    who'd have guessed they'd go for a mob beatdown instead of a one-on-one duel?
    64AnonymousSep 13, 2026 12:36
    Re: #44
    Did you type that with your hands shaking?
    66AnonymousSep 13, 2026 12:36
    Re: #64
    Lol
    Leave the guy alone lmaooo
    93AnonymousSep 13, 2026 12:43
    Quit lying.
    These days bōsōzoku in Japan ride bicycles.

    https://video.twimg.com/amplify_video/2086767741378158592/vid/avc1/1180×1516/xH1jFNfuNOMuZa-e.mp4?tag=29
    96AnonymousSep 13, 2026 12:44
    Re: #93
    You always post that same video.

    Background and Key Points of This Discussion

    According to National Police Agency statistics, crackdowns on bōsōzoku gangs have been trending downward for years, which is the backdrop for the “wait, these still exist?” reactions. At the same time, the idea that numbers matter more than size or strength in a group-versus-individual fight is a point often raised even among people with real combat experience — commenters in the thread debated its truth by citing Mikuru Asakura’s multi-opponent fight and other examples. Note that partway through, the thread veered into an unrelated political spat over criticism of the Okinawa Prefectural Police, along with discriminatory remarks about race and ethnicity, so those posts have been excluded from this article. It’s also worth noting that the video alone doesn’t objectively establish the circumstances behind the horn-honking, so opinions remain divided on who was actually at fault.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Nandemo Jikkyo G board) thread “[Sad News] Tall, Buff Foreigner Gets Mob-Lynched by a Japanese Biker Gang and Beaten to a Pulp — Guess Lifting Weights Was Pointless.”

  • Daisuke Hori Looks Wrecked on Day 3 of His Endurance Livestream — 5ch: ‘From Microsleep to Eternal Sleep’

    Daisuke Hori, a self-proclaimed “short sleeper” who claims to have slept just 30 minutes a day for 17 years, is running an endurance livestream apparently meant to prove it — and by day three, he looks visibly wrecked. The stream has caught him quietly closing his eyes off-camera, talking less and less, and struggling to even get through basic workouts, sparking a mix of genuine concern and dark amusement on 5ch. While the stream’s popularity — peaking at over 60,000 concurrent viewers — became a talking point in itself, plenty of posters remain skeptical that the 30-minute sleep claim is even true, splitting the thread between worry over his health and doubt over his story.

    Lmao he’s sneakily shutting his eyes off-screen

    Source: youtube.com / Original article here

    3AnonymousSep 13, 2026 11:17
    Lmao and day 3 has barely even started
    10AnonymousSep 13, 2026 11:18
    From microsleep to eternal sleep
    11AnonymousSep 13, 2026 11:18
    This guy might genuinely be doing all this stuff — teeth whitening, massages — just for an excuse to close his eyes for a bit
    12AnonymousSep 13, 2026 11:18
    This is probably just his normal everyday life
    16AnonymousSep 13, 2026 11:19
    Once this stunt's over he's probably gonna get the best sleep of his life
    17AnonymousSep 13, 2026 11:19
    Lol he's clearly lost all his energy compared to day one
    18AnonymousSep 13, 2026 11:19
    He's probably about to keel over from caffeine poisoning from chugging so many energy drinks and caffeine tablets like Minmin Dakai (a popular Japanese anti-sleep pill)
    20AnonymousSep 13, 2026 11:19
    He can't even properly work out anymore
    22AnonymousSep 13, 2026 11:20
    Just checked in and lol, he looks exactly like my kid right before nap time — wants to play but is too sleepy to
    25AnonymousSep 13, 2026 11:20
    Bet he'd perk right up if someone threw a big Super Chat at him
    26AnonymousSep 13, 2026 11:20
    Only 36 hours in — any of the NanJ posters (regulars from 5ch's laid-back sports/chat board) who were saying "this guy's the real deal" still breathing?
    27AnonymousSep 13, 2026 11:21
    Lol he's talking way less than he was on day one's stream
    30AnonymousSep 13, 2026 11:21
    Bet the ending's gonna be "sorry everyone, I was actually sleeping the whole time!" as the punchline
    31AnonymousSep 13, 2026 11:21
    Lol he's just sitting on the bench not training at all
    Real inefficient
    33AnonymousSep 13, 2026 11:22
    Feels like he's gonna do irreversible damage to himself
    He's probably got enough money to live comfortably forever if he just invested it sensibly — why risk his life over something this dumb
    35AnonymousSep 13, 2026 11:22
    If it's really his everyday routine then doing it regularly shouldn't be a problem
    36AnonymousSep 13, 2026 11:22
    Just watched — lol he's straight up saying it's rough
    38AnonymousSep 13, 2026 11:22
    Why set the bar at such a crazy 30 minutes?
    Even 5 hours a day would already count as a short sleeper, and 3 hours would already have people going "does someone like that really exist?"
    30 minutes is obviously a lie
    Even people who claim to average 5 hours a day are probably sneaking in naps
    39AnonymousSep 13, 2026 11:22
    Weird, considering it's supposedly been his daily routine for 17 years?
    41AnonymousSep 13, 2026 11:22
    Why did this guy start calling himself a short sleeper in the first place
    All he's doing is livestreaming, in real time, proof of how unhealthy you get when you don't sleep
    45AnonymousSep 13, 2026 11:23
    64,000 concurrent viewers lmaooooooooooooooooooo
    46AnonymousSep 13, 2026 11:23
    The fact that this guy's gone viral and has tons of people watching means he's already making bank, which is honestly confusing
    47AnonymousSep 13, 2026 11:23
    Don't go calling him just some NEET (a term for someone Not in Education, Employment, or Training) who's trying his best
    48AnonymousSep 13, 2026 11:24
    Just let him off the hook already
    It'd genuinely suck if he actually died
    62AnonymousSep 13, 2026 11:25
    Re: #48
    There's nothing to "let off the hook" — he's just doing this on his own lol
    49AnonymousSep 13, 2026 11:24
    Is he always in this half-dead state?
    50AnonymousSep 13, 2026 11:24
    I used to think he was always irritable because he only sleeps 30 minutes a day, but maybe he's actually been sleeping fine this whole time, and the irritability was really just fear of his story being exposed as a lie
    51AnonymousSep 13, 2026 11:24
    Lol the thumbnail makes him look super tough but in the actual video he looks like he's dying
    52AnonymousSep 13, 2026 11:24
    Pulling in this many concurrent viewers means he wins no matter how this turns out
    54AnonymousSep 13, 2026 11:24
    Lol looked away for a second and he teleported to right in front of the kitchen
    56AnonymousSep 13, 2026 11:24
    Lmao he's been panting nonstop this whole time
    58AnonymousSep 13, 2026 11:25
    Just going about his normal day earning this much per minute — he's probably out-earning Shohei Ohtani
    68AnonymousSep 13, 2026 11:26
    Re: #58
    No way — Ohtani's side income alone is something like 19.5 billion yen a year
    59AnonymousSep 13, 2026 11:25
    Re: #44
    Whatever he's selling, nobody in their right mind would want to buy it from a guy like this anymore
    69AnonymousSep 13, 2026 11:26
    Re: #59
    And yet they exist
    Idiots out there paying this guy money every month

    Background and Key Points of This Discussion

    Daisuke Hori has publicly claimed to be a “short sleeper” who has slept just 30 minutes a day for 17 years, and this thread covers day three of an endurance livestream apparently meant to demonstrate that lifestyle. As his eye-closing and reduced talking became more noticeable than on day one, viewers have simultaneously voiced concern for his health and skepticism toward the sleep claim itself. That said, it’s worth noting that nothing in the stream or the thread confirms he has retracted the claim or that it has been proven false — accusations like “scam” or “selling info products” remain speculation on an anonymous message board. As the figure of over 60,000 concurrent viewers suggests, much of the audience seems less interested in whether the claim is true than in the thrill of wondering whether he’s actually going to collapse.

    ※This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Nanademo Jikkyo G) thread “[Breaking] Daisuke Hori looks seriously about to die lolololololololololol.”

  • Told to Flex Their Luxury Watches, One 5ch User Says ‘Just a Casio, Really’ — Gets Showered With Praise

    In a chat thread on 5ch’s “Nandemo Jikkyo G” board (livegalileo), someone posted the provocative line “Anyone who doesn’t own a luxury watch isn’t allowed to post here” — only for another user to reply with the unpretentious “Just a Casio, pretty normal though,” which drew a wave of praise like “You’re the real number one.”

    The thread then rolled on in typical live-chat fashion, drifting through questions about why crab prices seem to keep climbing, photos of people’s lunches, and all kinds of idle chatter. True to the genre, the conversation never builds toward any conclusion — it just hops from topic to topic without much connection.

    3AnonymousSep 13, 2026 10:55
    Anyone who doesn't own a luxury watch isn't allowed to post here
    7AnonymousSep 13, 2026 10:55
    Re: #3
    Just a Casio, pretty normal though
    9AnonymousSep 13, 2026 10:56
    Re: #3
    You're the real number one
    13AnonymousSep 13, 2026 10:56
    "On a trip of three, one ends up a beggar" — so does that mean 1 out of 3 in the group is broke?
    17AnonymousSep 13, 2026 10:57
    Re: #13
    Hoku-jin spit! Wahi-wahi, Peto-san yo (nonsensical meme chant, no real meaning)
    27AnonymousSep 13, 2026 10:58
    Wondered why the last thread suddenly blew up — turns out it was Take-bā-chan (a regular poster)
    51AnonymousSep 13, 2026 11:03
    Re: #27
    So you're admitting it's usually just you, huh
    28AnonymousSep 13, 2026 10:58
    Take-neesan's favorite spot is the "sick offal den" (obscure in-joke nickname)
    53AnonymousSep 13, 2026 11:03
    Re: #28
    That clearly hit a nerve, lol (Alpharaju)
    29AnonymousSep 13, 2026 10:58
    34AnonymousSep 13, 2026 10:59
    37AnonymousSep 13, 2026 11:01
    Re: #34
    Why's the head so big?
    36AnonymousSep 13, 2026 11:00
    What's everyone having for lunch
    39AnonymousSep 13, 2026 11:01
    Re: #36
    Am I your mom or something?! lol
    88AnonymousSep 13, 2026 11:15
    Is this really how I should be spending my Sunday?
    95AnonymousSep 13, 2026 11:15
    Re: #88
    I'm gonna play Genshin Impact
    109AnonymousSep 13, 2026 11:20
    Lunch is this
    123AnonymousSep 13, 2026 11:25
    Re: #109
    Crab's weirdly trendy lately —
    is it actually cheap enough right now to turn that kind of profit?
    124AnonymousSep 13, 2026 11:26
    Re: #109
    That's a weirder burger than the one "Burger Burger" makes
    113AnonymousSep 13, 2026 11:21
    https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GqRjwKsbIAAQlGc.jpg?name=orig
    116AnonymousSep 13, 2026 11:23
    119AnonymousSep 13, 2026 11:23
    https://pbs.twimg.com/media/HR2yV5pa8AA6VtP.jpg
    122AnonymousSep 13, 2026 11:25
    132AnonymousSep 13, 2026 11:28
    Eating this now 🥹
    142AnonymousSep 13, 2026 11:29
    I wanna be beautiful like a sewer rat (a famous Blue Hearts lyric) — any questions?
    145AnonymousSep 13, 2026 11:30
    Re: #142
    You'll be the first one eaten
    156AnonymousSep 13, 2026 11:31

    Background and Key Points

    Threads like this on live-chat boards tend to run less on deep dives into any single topic and more on the back-and-forth banter and running gags of the regulars, with the subject shifting every few minutes as a matter of course. What’s interesting about the luxury-watch exchange is that the praise went not to bragging about price, but to the confident reply of someone who didn’t own one at all. The question about crab prices reads like an offhand observation tied to recent shifts in import costs and market rates, but no one in the thread backed it up with hard numbers, so it shouldn’t be taken as more than a passing impression. Note that the original thread also contained posts that risked veering into personal attacks or unverified rumor — comparisons of Hololive members’ view counts, jabs at specific individuals, and unconfirmed claims about a real celebrity’s divorce — so this article leaves those out and only excerpts the harmless, chat-like exchanges.

    *This article is compiled and summarized from the 5ch (Nandemo Jikkyo G) thread “Trinity ♡ Love System 🐶🥀🐶(・o・;🍬)🏰.”

  • 100-Million-Yen Tokyo Condo Sparks Debate Over Cramped Layout vs. Prime Location

    Images posted on X (formerly Twitter) showing a couple planning to buy a 100-million-yen (roughly $650,000) 3LDK condo in Tokyo went viral on 5ch. The floor plan drew attention for its low ceilings and cramped rooms, sparking shocked reactions like “100 million yen is way too much for this” and “This looks smaller than my 110,000-yen-a-month rental.” Others, though, praised the location’s access to Haneda Airport and central Tokyo, as well as its security. The thread’s focus shifted away from the merits of the property itself and toward a broader clash over renting vs. owning, and central Tokyo vs. the regions.

    Image is the source

    Source: x.com / Original post here

    13AnonymousSep 13, 2026 09:29
    But Tokyo has high tax revenue, so public services are great, right?
    17AnonymousSep 13, 2026 09:30
    Re: #13
    Doesn't matter how good public services are if housing costs are crushing your budget
    24AnonymousSep 13, 2026 09:31
    Re: #13
    Having a room twice the size matters more than public services
    16AnonymousSep 13, 2026 09:30
    What a mansion, you don't see a house this spacious every day 🤔
    Definitely worth spending a whole lifetime paying it off

    https://video.twimg.com/amplify_video/2098457483329273856/vid/avc1/1920×1080/YN5eHiQpCfyhH2tM.mp4
    19AnonymousSep 13, 2026 09:30


    This is what 100 million yen gets you
    32AnonymousSep 13, 2026 09:33
    Re: #16
    Re: #19
    A 100-million-yen condo in Nishi-Ogikubo, that's living the dream, amazing
    62AnonymousSep 13, 2026 09:44
    Re: #19
    Ceiling's way too low, is that like 2 meters?
    78AnonymousSep 13, 2026 09:51
    Re: #19
    This feels way more cramped than my 110,000-yen-a-month rental
    33AnonymousSep 13, 2026 09:33
    Why'd they even pick the top floor? Are they stupid or something
    58AnonymousSep 13, 2026 09:43
    Re: #33
    If you're worried about noise, the top floor is basically the only choice
    42AnonymousSep 13, 2026 09:35
    But do you really want to raise kids in Nagoya?
    44AnonymousSep 13, 2026 09:36
    Re: #42
    Healthcare's free there
    46AnonymousSep 13, 2026 09:38
    Re: #44
    I mean, is there even a municipality left these days where kids' medical care isn't free?
    51AnonymousSep 13, 2026 09:39
    Re: #44
    I meant education, though?
    47AnonymousSep 13, 2026 09:38
    Regional cities like Nagoya, Fukuoka, and Sendai are actually more livable, though you get zero concert tours or events
    49AnonymousSep 13, 2026 09:39
    Re: #47
    I don't get it, the only people who want to go to concerts and events constantly are single otaku anyway
    If it's just a few times a year, take the shinkansen to Tokyo
    56AnonymousSep 13, 2026 09:42
    Re: #20
    Same goes for renting though
    64AnonymousSep 13, 2026 09:45
    Re: #56
    With renting you can just move if you don't like it
    67AnonymousSep 13, 2026 09:47
    Re: #65
    This exactly
    I think you really feel the benefit of being close to Tokyo Station and Haneda once you have kids
    71AnonymousSep 13, 2026 09:49
    Re: #67
    If being near Haneda is all you want, a dump like this wouldn't even cost 100 million in Ota Ward
    114AnonymousSep 13, 2026 10:12
    Re: #67
    Once you have kids there's no way you could keep living in a room this small
    81AnonymousSep 13, 2026 09:53
    Too scared to buy a condo in Tokyo
    Earthquakes, interest rates
    82AnonymousSep 13, 2026 09:54
    Re: #81
    If an earthquake strong enough to take down a condo hits, a detached house would be completely wrecked anyway
    87AnonymousSep 13, 2026 09:56
    Seriously, renting might be the strongest option in this country
    91AnonymousSep 13, 2026 09:59
    Re: #87
    It's not that renting's the strongest, buying's just normally too expensive to afford
    94AnonymousSep 13, 2026 10:00
    Re: #87
    Maybe that's true out in the countryside, but renting in central Tokyo makes you a slave to your landlord
    92AnonymousSep 13, 2026 09:59
    These people are
    happiest just doing exactly what the media told them to do…
    99AnonymousSep 13, 2026 10:04
    Re: #92
    You guys are doing the exact same thing, just because the internet told you to
    93AnonymousSep 13, 2026 10:00
    Condos usually use way cheaper fittings than detached houses, so this one is pretty bad
    95AnonymousSep 13, 2026 10:01
    Re: #93
    Nah, condos normally have better fittings than houses
    Though the kitchen in this one looks unusually cheap
    97AnonymousSep 13, 2026 10:02
    Still, being a grown adult who still rents kind of makes you a second-class citizen, no?
    100AnonymousSep 13, 2026 10:04
    Re: #97
    If you have kids, owning is better
    101AnonymousSep 13, 2026 10:05
    Renting's fine when you're young, but moving gets tough once you're older
    Rentals that'll actually take elderly tenants tend to be in bad locations with crappy interiors, overpriced, and that's all there is
    So in the end even renters end up stuck staying put
    117AnonymousSep 13, 2026 10:16
    Re: #101
    I heard rent hikes in Tokyo are brutal too
    A coworker living in Setagaya said theirs is going from 150,000 to 180,000 yen starting next month…
    103AnonymousSep 13, 2026 10:07
    An apartment building where kids can jump around without complaints will run you several hundred million yen
    Cheap condos out in the regions are all paper-thin walls, a 24/7 high-stress environment

    In the regions your only real option is a soundproofed house on a 200-plus square meter lot
    110AnonymousSep 13, 2026 10:11
    Re: #103
    "Paper-thin condo" says it all lol
    Between a 40-year-old building and a 15-year-old one, the older one is way quieter
    If the soundproofing's actually better, paying a premium might be worth it
    104AnonymousSep 13, 2026 10:07
    A 3LDK for 100 million yen is pretty normal though, isn't it?
    106AnonymousSep 13, 2026 10:09
    Re: #104
    You've clearly never actually condo-shopped
    This living room's tiny, they just crammed it into a 3LDK label anyway
    105AnonymousSep 13, 2026 10:08
    It's not just Japanese buyers either
    From a global perspective, prices are cheap, housing's cheap, and it's safe
    This is a triple-A property
    108AnonymousSep 13, 2026 10:10
    Re: #105
    Expensive properties also come with high management fees and reserve funds after you buy, but in exchange they handle all the security for you

    Background and Key Points of This Debate

    Behind the surge in Tokyo condo prices lie rising construction material and labor costs, along with growing dual-income household earnings and purchasing demand from overseas investors. This property is a textbook example of how location and infrastructure investment get baked into the price — contrary to the gut assumption that “100 million yen equals a mansion,” price here doesn’t scale with floor space. The thread split along the lines of “rent vs. own” and “central Tokyo vs. the regions,” focusing mainly on comparing lifestyle infrastructure like access to Haneda and central Tokyo against benefits such as subsidized child medical costs, while the actual merits of this unit’s design — the low ceilings, the cramped rooms — went largely undiscussed. Commenters also claimed that “rent hikes in Tokyo are brutal,” but what the thread didn’t mention is that housing costs across central Tokyo, both new-build and resale, have in fact been trending upward across the board in recent years due to rising material costs and labor shortages, making it hard to avoid paying more whether you rent or buy.

    *This article is compiled and summarized from the 5ch (Nandemo Jikkyo G) thread “[Images] Tokyo couple tries to buy a ridiculously cramped apartment for 100 million yen… something’s wrong with this country.”

  • JJ’s Catering Bento Sparks Buzz for Being Luxurious — 5ch: “Celebrities really are different”

    A photo of a salmon-belly (shake harasu) bento served as catering, posted on Juice=Juice’s official blog, became a hot topic on 5ch’s Hello! Project board. Alongside reactions to the bento itself like “That’s just a regular salmon bento” and “Bentos with lettuce in them are expensive,” commenters kept bringing up the meals served to other Hello! Project groups like Angerme and BEYOOOOONDS, and the thread spiraled into people enjoying the differences in treatment between groups.

    Here’s a photo from when we got salmon belly for catering 📸

    It was so juicy it made the rice go down easily 🍚

    Source: ameblo.jp / Original article here

    3AnonymousSep 13, 2026 07:45
    Offshore = Company (riffing on the group's "X=Y" name format, Juice=Juice)
    4AnonymousSep 13, 2026 07:46
    When you're selling well, the treatment really changes, huh
    5AnonymousSep 13, 2026 07:47
    That's just a regular salmon bento
    6AnonymousSep 13, 2026 07:49
    🐹< On security duty, so…
    7AnonymousSep 13, 2026 07:50
    Celebrities really are different, huh
    8AnonymousSep 13, 2026 07:50
    This looks less like catering and more like just a regular bento
    9AnonymousSep 13, 2026 07:52
    Bentos with lettuce in them are the pricey ones
    11AnonymousSep 13, 2026 07:52
    The bento I bought for 700 yen was fancier than this…
    29AnonymousSep 13, 2026 08:02
    This is the salted grilled salmon-belly bento from the "Gotsuboshi Norien" line's "Bōbōju" series, which won the gold award at the Japan Location Bento Awards — hugely popular with celebrities. They also do catering and delivery for meetings and exhibitions, so give it a try — it's really not that pricey. You can even buy it at the Matsuzakaya Ueno store.
    31AnonymousSep 13, 2026 08:03
    The octopus ate the salmon
    There's nothing sad about that at all
    33AnonymousSep 13, 2026 08:08
    Isn't one of these bentos not going to be enough for the young girls dancing their hearts out?
    34AnonymousSep 13, 2026 08:09
    More like Green-tea=Green-tea than Juice=Juice (rice and salmon pair better with tea than juice)
    35AnonymousSep 13, 2026 08:13
    Nowhere does it say it's one bento per person though
    36AnonymousSep 13, 2026 08:18
    Ah I see, so you can have two
    Then it should be fine
    37AnonymousSep 13, 2026 08:20
    Re: #1
    Regular folks like us can't afford luxury ingredients like salmon belly
    38AnonymousSep 13, 2026 08:22
    Guess us regular folks will just have to eat octopus poop then
    39AnonymousSep 13, 2026 08:26
    Since they're moving around and sweating so much, salty food like this probably tastes amazing
    46AnonymousSep 13, 2026 08:29
    https://stat.ameba.jp/user_images/20260901/21/juicejuice-official/5a/59/j/o1080126615818057482.jpg
    Hardcore/disciplined
    49AnonymousSep 13, 2026 08:31
    Re: #46
    Seeing stuff like this kind of puts me off
    47AnonymousSep 13, 2026 08:29
    So I guess Angerme's bento probably looks something like this then
    51AnonymousSep 13, 2026 08:34
    https://stat.ameba.jp/user_images/20260906/00/juicejuice-official/fd/53/j/o1080144015819344790.jpg
    Down-to-earth/humble style
    52AnonymousSep 13, 2026 08:35
    A convenience store bento is the exact opposite of disciplined, right?
    A symbol of sloppiness
    53AnonymousSep 13, 2026 08:35
    Flaunting a gap like this is basically harassment toward the other Hello! Project groups at this point
    Get it? "Harasu"-ment — like the salmon belly (harasu) lol
    58AnonymousSep 13, 2026 08:39
    BEYOOOOONDS get sushi though
    https://stat.ameba.jp/user_images/20260910/21/beyooooonds-rfro/30/08/j/o1080144015820841715.jpg
    60AnonymousSep 13, 2026 08:40
    Re: #58
    That's not BEYOOOOONDS, that's "Deka Beat" (unclear reference, likely a joking nickname)
    63AnonymousSep 13, 2026 08:48
    Food and green-car (first-class train seat) treatment are the clearest signs of how well a group is treated
    64AnonymousSep 13, 2026 08:50
    I wonder if they had a makeup artist at yesterday's festival even though it wasn't a photoshoot?
    Looking at the fancams on TikTok, everyone's hair and makeup look unusually on point — cuter than usual
    65AnonymousSep 13, 2026 08:52
    Meanwhile BEYOOOOONDS get a single plum onigiri
    https://stat.ameba.jp/user_images/20260704/15/beyooooonds-blog/75/e4/j/o1080081015799239643.jpg

    Background and Talking Points

    As mentioned in the thread, the salmon-belly bento in question is reportedly part of the “Gotsuboshi Norien” bento series, which won the gold award at the Japan Location Bento Awards and is also sold to the general public at department stores. While people tend to imagine a celebrity’s dressing-room bento as some exclusive, unseen item, the reality is that off-the-shelf products are apparently used more often than one might think. Alongside blunt reactions on the thread like “it’s just a regular bento” and “the 700-yen bento I bought was fancier,” the fact that Hello! Project runs multiple groups in parallel means fans have long enjoyed comparing the food provided on different sets. This photo, too, was taken in that spirit of good-natured group comparison rather than as solid proof that one group is treated better than another.

    *This article is compiled and summarized from the 5ch (Hello! Project) thread “[Good News] JJ’s Catering — An Announcement of Splendor.”

  • Military Knife vs. Kendo Master — 5ch Weighs In: “Anyone Sane Would Just Run”

    A thread titled “Military special forces operator: ‘Even a kendo master can be beaten with a military knife’” appeared on 5ch’s Hello! Project board, sparking a debate over how much a weapon gap should decide a real fight. Some kendo practitioners argued their skills wouldn’t hold up once you step outside the rules of the dojo, while others pointed out that real special forces soldiers mainly use knives as tools — for opening gear, for instance — rather than for hand-to-hand combat. The discussion pulled in everything from the old Imperial Japanese Army’s bayonet fighting and the Gurkhas’ kukri knives to the knife maker Tamura Equipment Development, eventually spiraling into a broader argument about how “real” martial arts actually are in practice.

    1AnonymousSep 13, 2026 05:28
    Got that?
    3AnonymousSep 13, 2026 05:30
    Even if the kendo master's packing a submachine gun?
    4AnonymousSep 13, 2026 05:30
    Let's step out of manga-land, huh?!
    Right?!
    5AnonymousSep 13, 2026 05:34
    Seriously, first thing next week
    just sign up for kendo, judo, boxing, aikido, whatever — doesn't matter which
    you'll get way more out of it than what you pay in monthly dues, no joke
    an MMA gym works too, obviously
    7AnonymousSep 13, 2026 05:35
    It's just a bunch of middle-aged guys pawing at each other
    that's the whole value of it — go get your grope on
    9AnonymousSep 13, 2026 05:37
    Getting grabbed by an 80kg (176 lb) guy feels exactly like thiiiis
    just learning that is worth paying 8,000 yen (about $55) for
    am I right?!
    10AnonymousSep 13, 2026 05:47
    If the kendo master had a real sword, they wouldn't lose, right?
    12AnonymousSep 13, 2026 06:21
    It's Strider, isn't it?
    33AnonymousSep 13, 2026 06:53
    Re: #12
    That thing's overrated, honestly
    back in the day that rugged paracord-wrapped look was rare and cool, but…
    13AnonymousSep 13, 2026 06:26
    Re: #1
    You're probably picturing survival knife vs. shinai (bamboo practice sword). Think survival knife vs. bokken (wooden sword), then survival knife vs. real sword instead — there's no winning that up close. Or is he gonna throw the knife like Steven Seagal?
    14AnonymousSep 13, 2026 06:30
    If it's a match in a dojo, kendo obviously wins
    that's not the scenario being talked about here, is it?
    15AnonymousSep 13, 2026 06:32
    The guys at Tamura Equipment Development probably wouldn't say something like that.
    16AnonymousSep 13, 2026 06:34
    Some amateur with a fantasy image of military special forces
    knives are only ever used for things like opening ration packs
    17AnonymousSep 13, 2026 06:35
    Actually, it's the Tamura guys who said exactly that — that you run if someone's got a knife
    I saw a U.S. special forces guy say the same thing
    18AnonymousSep 13, 2026 06:35
    A Gurkha soldier with a kukri knife might actually beat a kendo champion.
    19AnonymousSep 13, 2026 06:36
    Apparently even the Tamura Equipment guys couldn't handle an aikido master.
    20AnonymousSep 13, 2026 06:39
    "Knives are only used for opening rations and stuff" —
    well, by that logic, kendo isn't used in real combat either
    21AnonymousSep 13, 2026 06:41
    In a mixed-style match, an aikido master couldn't do a thing and got completely beaten up by a fighter.
    22AnonymousSep 13, 2026 06:43
    There was a big, built boss at my old company who'd played soccer his whole life
    and he said his wife, who did aikido, could pin him down with ease
    23AnonymousSep 13, 2026 06:44
    Even the Tamura guy would run from someone holding a long weapon like a bokken.
    24AnonymousSep 13, 2026 06:44
    In an elevator or a phone booth, special forces would have the edge.
    25AnonymousSep 13, 2026 06:46
    Well yeah, knife vs. bokken —
    anyone sane would just run
    26AnonymousSep 13, 2026 06:47
    Aiki and fajin (internal-power techniques) really do exist
    of course, that alone won't beat a trained fighter though
    27AnonymousSep 13, 2026 06:48
    Aikido makes sense against a strong amateur,
    but it's not built for a pro boxer's punch combos —
    you wouldn't even see the punches coming in the first place
    28AnonymousSep 13, 2026 06:48
    The assassin Shiryu overwhelmed the swordsman Nomura with nothing but a knife though.
    29AnonymousSep 13, 2026 06:49
    Soujirou said that shukuchi (instant-step footwork) is really just leg strength.
    30AnonymousSep 13, 2026 06:50
    I wonder if Hiramoto's toughness comes from training in sanchin (a karate breathing kata).
    31AnonymousSep 13, 2026 06:51
    If the kendo fighter goes dual-wielding, the special forces soldier has no choice but to pull a gun.
    32AnonymousSep 13, 2026 06:51
    Kendo practitioners don't train for real combat at all
    so fighting somewhere with obstacles gives a well-trained soldier a massive advantage
    34AnonymousSep 13, 2026 06:54
    The only knife battle worth mentioning is from the movie Commando, lol.
    36AnonymousSep 13, 2026 06:56
    Re: #34
    The final boss fight in that Steven Seagal movie.
    35AnonymousSep 13, 2026 06:55
    Soldiers don't really train for hand-to-hand combat either, basically.
    42AnonymousSep 13, 2026 07:00
    Re: #35
    Huh?
    Close-quarters combat is a basic part of military training, you know?
    37AnonymousSep 13, 2026 06:56
    As an old guy myself, when I think knife-fighting technique, I think of Tsuge Hisayoshi's dual-kukri style.
    43AnonymousSep 13, 2026 07:00
    Apparently the old Imperial Japanese Army trained in kendo and judo, so a soldier with just one blade was pretty strong.
    48AnonymousSep 13, 2026 07:03
    Re: #43
    Prewar judo and kendo had no rules.
    50AnonymousSep 13, 2026 07:05
    Re: #43
    The old Imperial Japanese Army was big on bayonet fighting (jukendo), right?
    54AnonymousSep 13, 2026 07:08
    Real special forces guys are mostly just paunchy middle-aged men
    more like guys running on knowledge and experience
    61AnonymousSep 13, 2026 07:14
    Re: #54
    The Self-Defense Forces' special units are mostly young, single soldiers
    if you're overweight you become dead weight rappelling from a helicopter, and looking at public training footage, there weren't any out-of-shape guys
    57AnonymousSep 13, 2026 07:11
    I actually learned judo from a former member of the old Nakano School (a WWII-era intelligence academy), and it was brutally practical — pinching the skin through the sleeve cuff, elbowing the nose mid-throw, stomping on the guy after he's down.
    59AnonymousSep 13, 2026 07:13
    Re: #57
    How old even are you, lol

    Background and Key Points of the Debate

    As kendo evolved into a competitive sport, lethal techniques like body checks and grappling were phased out of its rules — while prewar kendo and the old Imperial Japanese Army’s bayonet fighting were historically taught with real combat in mind. The thread’s comment that “prewar judo and kendo had no rules” reflects that shift. There’s also a well-known idea from U.S. police training called the “21-foot rule,” which holds that when an attacker with a blade is at close range, there often isn’t time to react even with a weapon or reach advantage — a reality the thread’s point that “advantage shifts depending on location and distance” echoes. The observation that knives carried by special forces operators are used mainly as multipurpose tools — for opening gear, say — rather than for close-quarters fighting is also a common take in military commentary. In that light, the thread’s detour reads as just the latest round of a long-running argument over how “real” martial arts actually are in practice.

    ※This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Hello! Project board) thread “Military special forces operator: “Even a kendo master can be beaten with a military knife”.”

  • Sayashi Riho marks 1st anniversary of major debut — 5ch: “Can we talk about anything besides Riho-riho, lol”

    Former Morning Musume。member Sayashi Riho has marked the first anniversary of her major debut, according to an announcement on her official X account. A new concept EP, “OWN,” is set for release on September 2, and it’s also been revealed that Sayashi will play the role of Saeko in the live-action drama adaptation of the manga “Tsukikana.” On the Hello! Project board, threads buzzed not only with reactions to the happy news but also with grumbling about the discussion skewing too heavily toward Riho-related chatter, plus jabs at a stray “BABYMETAL” reference that had crept into the thread title.

    Sayashi Riho (born May 28, 1998)

    Japanese singer, dancer, actress, and choreographer; former idol.

    Former member of Morning Musume。(9th generation). Image color: red. (Graduated December 31, 2015)

    Source: rihosayashi.jp / Original article here

    4AnonymousSep 10, 2026 10:55
    Sayashi Riho Staff [Official] @sayashi_staff
    \ 1st Anniversary of Major Debut /

    Today marks the 1st anniversary of Sayashi Riho's major debut✨

    This is a precious milestone we could only reach thanks to everyone's support.
    On Wednesday, September 2, we'll release the concept EP "OWN"💿

    We'll keep bringing you music that feels true to Sayashi, now and always!
    12AnonymousSep 10, 2026 10:56
    Would you hurry up and talk about Sayashi for something other than Riho-riho already, lol
    13AnonymousSep 10, 2026 10:56
    Her manager's getting told off by some part-timer girl, lol
    16AnonymousSep 10, 2026 10:56
    Non's already burned through this month's data allowance-resu ;; (this poster refers to herself as "Non" and has a cutesy verbal tic of ending sentences in "-resu" instead of "desu")
    19AnonymousSep 10, 2026 10:57
    It's been announced that Sayashi will play the character Saeko in the live-action drama adaptation of the manga "Tsukikana," sparking a flood of comments on social media like "It's Sayashi!" and "Can't wait!"
    Many fans are expressing high hopes, and interest in the project seems to be building.
    While people wait on broadcast schedules and other details, social media is also full of excited reactions like "Whoa!!!!"
    i.imgur.com/oTy5UDj.jpeg
    21AnonymousSep 10, 2026 10:57
    The boss hasn't been losing his mind lately, kind of boring
    23AnonymousSep 10, 2026 10:57
    Starting yet another pointless crap thread, huh — and isn't "BABYMETAL" the wrong board at this point?
    24AnonymousSep 10, 2026 10:57
    Gonna rewatch Madoka Magica on Amazon Prime-resu
    27AnonymousSep 10, 2026 10:58
    I get why Kagoshima's a Berserker, but I can't picture anything at all for Miyazaki (riffing on a meme that assigns Fate-style character classes to Japan's prefectures)
    37AnonymousSep 10, 2026 11:39
    GIFT ~Girls Idol Festival Tokyo~ / START UP! Dream Enter s://sora.5ch.io/test/read.cgi/liveanb/1787582766
    38AnonymousSep 10, 2026 11:39
    Wanna drown some curry noodles in mayo and chow down-resu
    43AnonymousSep 10, 2026 11:42
    Shimizudani Ryuka (voiced by Ishihara Kaori)-resu
    44AnonymousSep 10, 2026 11:43
    Figured "A" meant the Angels, but nope, Diamondbacks… MLB really is hard to keep straight
    45AnonymousSep 10, 2026 11:43
    Sanma was cheap last year, but it's pricey this year huh
    46AnonymousSep 10, 2026 11:43
    On Morning Musume's Sea of Japan location shoot, when Gomaki (Goto Maki) was seasick and puking her guts out, the one standing behind her holding back her own urge to hurl, looking thoroughly miserable, was Nacchi-resu. And the one gently rubbing Gomaki's back beside her was Ishikawa Rika-resu. Non's been a fan of Rika-c (her nickname for Ishikawa Rika) ever since-resu
    48AnonymousSep 10, 2026 11:45
    This isn't Higashihara Aki's blog, you know, lolol
    51AnonymousSep 10, 2026 11:51
    The yakuza and the entertainment industry really are joined at the hip-resu
    52AnonymousSep 10, 2026 11:55
    You're the only one who's been camping out in the anti-fan thread this whole time
    176AnonymousSep 10, 2026 12:51
    Now that Osaka, who used to keep the thread under control, is gone, all bets are off-resu
    410AnonymousSep 12, 2026 13:38
    Re: #176 That's a good guess
    304AnonymousSep 12, 2026 09:38
    Walked round-trip to 7-Eleven and the post office-resu. It's so hot I could die-resu
    892AnonymousSep 13, 2026 03:45
    Re: #304 Non only recognizes Morning Musume。-resu. Won't accept any '14 or '26 lineup-resu
    475AnonymousSep 12, 2026 14:05
    Death Blog, now that's a blast from the past (nickname for Higashihara Aki's blog, notorious for the bad luck said to follow people mentioned in it)
    995AnonymousSep 13, 2026 05:16
    Re: #475 Beauty like an AI, huh-resu

    Background and key points of this topic

    Sayashi Riho joined Morning Musume。as a 9th-generation member in 2011 and graduated on December 31, 2015. Now a former idol, she works as a singer, actress, and choreographer. According to the official announcement, this anniversary marks one year since her major debut, with the concept EP “OWN” also set for release on September 2. The thread’s reactions split between congratulations over this official news and grumbling over the off-topic word “BABYMETAL” that had slipped into the thread title. Worth noting for readers: most of the jabs in the thread weren’t really aimed at Sayashi herself, but were in-jokes among a handful of regular posters who keep starting these threads over and over — a different context from the main news story.

    *This article was compiled by excerpting and summarizing the 5ch (Hello! Project board) thread “yƒnƒƒvƒz âŽt—¢•ÛŽG’kƒXƒŒš291yBABYMETALz.”

  • New Madoka Movie: Homura Lookalike ‘Wasu’ Has 5ch Buzzing

    Late at night on September 12, 2026, to coincide with the release of the movie Puella Magi Madoka Magica the Movie: Walpurgisnacht’s Return, a reaction thread went up on 5channel’s Newsspeed VIP board. What got the thread buzzing wasn’t a debate over the film’s merits, but the presence of a new character who looks strikingly like Homura — posters affectionately nicknamed her “Wasu” and kept flooding the thread with ASCII art (AA) and fan art. The thread title, “The culprit is Wasu,” was a joke born from mistaking her for Homura at first glance, and replies kept rolling in with that late-night live-commentary, festival-like energy all the way toward dawn.

    1AnonymousSep 12, 2026 23:54
    You are the one — my Marguerite.
    3AnonymousSep 12, 2026 23:56
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      , '´   ヽ
     .{ i{ノハ从k.}     Looks like she'll just go for it the second she gets the green light
     .ヽ!l|*‘ヮ‘ノリ

    I'm such an idiot, honestly
    4AnonymousSep 12, 2026 23:57
    Just spill your spoiler-filled thoughts on the movie already
    5AnonymousSep 12, 2026 23:57
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     .{ i{ノハ从k.}     \PLEASE!! DON'T GO ANYWHERE!!/
     .ヽ!l|つヮ-ノリ

    Magical girl movie commercial quota: achieved
    6AnonymousSep 12, 2026 23:58
    I figured they originally wanted past-Homura to fight present-Homura, but backed off and made her a separate character instead
    7AnonymousSep 13, 2026 00:00
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     .{ i{ノハ从k.}     Purple-Homura senpai has been unveiled
     .ヽ!l|つヮ-ノリ

    Now-showing PV for 'Puella Magi Madoka Magica the Movie: Walpurgisnacht's Return'
    youtube mESs-ii2l6A
    ERROR!!
    This contains a URL that's already been posted multiple times.
    8AnonymousSep 13, 2026 00:00
    ___
       ,r´===ヽ
       !l|从ハノリ!|   The daaate! The date's changed!!
       |リ、‘ヮ‘ノl|
    __ノノ_(つ/ ̄ ̄ ̄/__
        \/homura/
    9AnonymousSep 13, 2026 00:01
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     .{ i{ノハ从k.}     Chicken Ramen
     .ヽ!l|*‘ヮ‘ノリ

    Growing kids need growing appetites
    10AnonymousSep 13, 2026 00:02
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     .{ i{ノハ从k.}    Here ya go, Demae Icchō!
     .ヽ!l|つヮ-ノリ

    I'm such an idiot, honestly…
    11AnonymousSep 13, 2026 00:02
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      !l|从ハノリ!|   Thought it was Homura-chan?
      |リ、゚ ー ゚ノl|


        ___
       ,r´===ヽ
       !l|从ハノリ!|   Nope! It was Wasu-chan!
       |ξ、‘ヮ‘ξ
    __ノノ_(つ/ ̄ ̄ ̄/__
        \/ wasu /
    12AnonymousSep 13, 2026 00:03
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     .{ i{ノハ从k.}    Prime comedic face-acting, courtesy of this scene
     .ヽ!l|つヮ-ノリ
    13AnonymousSep 13, 2026 00:03
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     .{ i{ノハ从k.}     The new Madoka movie's TV commercial
     .ヽ!l|*‘ヮ‘ノリ
    14AnonymousSep 13, 2026 00:04
    __
      ,r´===ヽ   Watasu here — that's me, Wasu! (a cutesy slurred pronunciation of "watashi," i.e. "I")
      !l|从ハノリ!|   https://pbs.twimg.com/media/HR79EV_bwAA4Pp8.jpg
      |ξ、‘ヮ‘ξ
    15AnonymousSep 13, 2026 00:04
    /人◕‿‿◕人\<Is that Kaori Nazuka going full throttle with her voice acting…? (likely referencing the voice actress)
    17AnonymousSep 13, 2026 00:05
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     .{ i{ノハ从k.}    Weeell, not yet
     .ヽ!l|つヮ-ノリ
    18AnonymousSep 13, 2026 00:06
    __
      , '´   ヽ
     .{ i{ノハ从k.}     Watasu here, and I'm Sasu! (a riff on the earlier "Wasu" gag)
     .ヽξ、‘ヮ‘ξ
    19AnonymousSep 13, 2026 00:09
    i{  ●      ● }i   Hey there, good evening again this week
           八    、_,_,    八
    21AnonymousSep 13, 2026 00:12
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     .{ i{ノハ从k.}    Re: #19
     .ヽ!l|*‘ヮ‘ノリ    Good evening
    20AnonymousSep 13, 2026 00:10
    __
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      !l|从ハノリ!|   Put the two of us together and you get…
      |lξ‘ヮ‘ξ

        __
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     .{ i{ノハ从k.}   Detective Precure (a mashup of Detective Conan and Precure)
     .ヽξ、‘ヮ‘ξ
    40AnonymousSep 13, 2026 00:35
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      !l|从ハノリ!|   https://pbs.twimg.com/media/HRwwXvkacAEDNip.jpg
      |lξ゚ ー ゚ξ  No Wasu in this one (T_T)
    41AnonymousSep 13, 2026 00:35
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     .{ i{ノハ从k.}    Her arm!!!
     .ヽ!l|つヮ-ノリ    

    I wonder if I should be saving my gacha gems for this or for the Fuuka rerun banner…
    43AnonymousSep 13, 2026 00:41
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      !l|从ハノリ!|   https://pbs.twimg.com/media/HR8c9ZXbwAA6Vy2.jpg
      |lξ゚ ー ゚ξ  Classic Walpurgisnacht thing — she always ends up upside-down
    44AnonymousSep 13, 2026 00:45
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     .{ i{ノハ从k.}    Characters who've had arm injuries before are…
     .ヽ!l|つヮ-ノリ    

    90AnonymousSep 13, 2026 01:40
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     .{ i{ノハ从k.}    Trends always show up late, y'know
     .ヽ!l|つヮ-ノリ

    Even Wasu-senpai took about 2-3 hours to start trending after her reveal
    93AnonymousSep 13, 2026 01:49
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      !l|从ハノリ!|   https://pbs.twimg.com/media/HSAsFwab0AAnY0W.jpg
      |lξ゚ ー ゚ξ  Wasu, glancing back over her shoulder
    96AnonymousSep 13, 2026 01:58
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     .{ i{ノハ从k.}     .'+ This installment's Tiro Finale Award +'.
     .ヽ!l|*‘ヮ‘ノリ     

    Mami-san is so cool, granting everyone's dreams, hopes, and wishes all at once!!
    103AnonymousSep 13, 2026 02:02


    Turns out that's the kind of movie it was
    120AnonymousSep 13, 2026 02:29
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     ((( ノハ从k.}ゝ   End card — drawn by the Spriggan animation guy
     .ヽ!l|つヮ-ノリ    
    121AnonymousSep 13, 2026 02:35
    124AnonymousSep 13, 2026 02:40
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      !l|从ハノリ!|   https://pbs.twimg.com/media/HRmf-c3b0AAN9aJ.jpg
      |lξ゚ ー ゚ξ  She's got some kind of bucket on her head
    126AnonymousSep 13, 2026 02:47


    This is basically a spoiler at this point…
    127AnonymousSep 13, 2026 02:48

    128AnonymousSep 13, 2026 02:52
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     ((( ノハ从k.}ゝ   Bucket Onee-san
     .ヽ!l|つヮ-ノリ    
    131AnonymousSep 13, 2026 02:57
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     ((( ノハ从k.}ゝ   So dazzling…!! I can't go on without you…!!
     .ヽ!l|つヮ-ノリ    

    They're doing this kind of thing elsewhere too
    132AnonymousSep 13, 2026 02:59
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      !l|从ハノリ!|   https://pbs.twimg.com/media/HRqaONRbQAA2JUC.jpg
      |lξ゚ ー ゚ξ  https://pbs.twimg.com/media/HRqioygaQAAVtDS.jpg
    134AnonymousSep 13, 2026 03:07
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     ((( ノハ从k.}ゝ    The Wafer's Return (a pun on the movie's subtitle)
     .ヽ!l|つヮ-ノリ

    They keep longer if you put them in a ziplock bag and store them in the freezer
    135AnonymousSep 13, 2026 03:15
    Re: #134
    I'm gonna buy the wafers!
    I botched it last time with the Gen Hoshino ones…

    Cute that Pika seems to be the one managing it
    144AnonymousSep 13, 2026 04:23
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     ((( ノハ从k.}ゝ   Marguerite
     .ヽ!l|つヮ-ノリ    An Italian-derived female name meaning "daisy" (hinagiku). Margherita. H-I-N-A-Hinagiku, Hi-Hi!!

    Tie a marguerite flower with a ribbon and you've got yourself a bouquet
    147AnonymousSep 13, 2026 04:55
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     ((( ノハ从k.}ゝ   This is straight-up food terrorism (slang for tempting food pics)
     .ヽ!l|つヮ-ノリ    
    148AnonymousSep 13, 2026 04:59
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     ((( ノハ从k.}ゝ   It was a total Mami-flood — Mami-san, Mami-san, wonderful Mami-san
     .ヽ!l|つヮ-ノリ    

    Saving this one
    150AnonymousSep 13, 2026 05:05
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     ((( ノハ从k.}ゝ
     .ヽ!l|*‘ヮ‘ノリ    

    Livedoor News @livedoornews
    > [What day is today?] September 13 is "the day Second Impact occurred"
    > An unprecedented catastrophe that occurs on September 13, 2000 within the anime Neon Genesis Evangelion. Kaworu Nagisa is also born on this same day.

    Background and Talking Points

    The thread title “The culprit is Wasu” riffs on the once-viral phrase “The culprit is Yasu” (a famous 5ch meme), and appears to be a jokey dig at the new movie’s character who’s the spitting image of Homura. As reply #7 in the thread notes, this was a late-night reaction/live-commentary thread timed to the release of Puella Magi Madoka Magica the Movie: Walpurgisnacht’s Return — less a venue for debating the film’s quality than a festival-like flood of ASCII art and fan art reactions. There’s no notable point of conflict; the endless back-and-forth of in-jokes among posters is very much par for the course on the VIP board. One thing readers should note: names and lines that pop up in the thread, like “Wasu” and “Marguerite,” come straight from the just-released film, so they may read as spoilers to anyone who hasn’t seen it yet.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Newsspeed VIP) thread “Puella Magi Madoka Magica’s culprit Wasu is adorable!!“

  • Daisuke Hori’s 7-Day Challenge to Sleep Just 30 Minutes a Day Draws Mixed Reactions as 20,000 Viewers Tune In

    Streamer Daisuke Hori is livestreaming a project in which he limits his sleep to just 30 minutes a day for one week. As of September 13, several days into the challenge, his viewership has topped 20,000. Hori himself explains it as “part of a daily routine I’ve kept up for 17 years,” but on 5ch forums, doubts about his claims have surfaced after he was seen dozing off mid-stream. Other posts questioned the danger of the stunt by citing Guinness World Record figures for staying awake, compared him to the late mountaineer Nobukazu Kuriki, or criticized him for monetizing the stream through Super Chat donations — opinions have been sharply divided.

    1AnonymousSep 13, 2026 00:47
    No matter when I check in, he's awake. Impressive.
    2AnonymousSep 13, 2026 00:47
    So far he really has kept it to 30 minutes of sleep a day, huh.
    8AnonymousSep 13, 2026 00:49
    Re: #2
    Can't say for sure, but it's impressive either way 👍
    10AnonymousSep 13, 2026 00:50
    He's also talking way more than usual, so he must be burning through a lot more energy. Impressive.
    101AnonymousSep 13, 2026 01:59
    Re: #10
    Honestly, being monitored 24/7 with zero privacy is the crazy part.
    Even getting a normal amount of sleep wouldn't make that bearable.
    102AnonymousSep 13, 2026 02:00
    Re: #101
    That part's no big deal, actually.
    The Guinness World Record for staying awake keeps getting broken, and all those attempts were monitored by doctors or an audience too.
    If anything, a lot of them were done zoo-style in a glass case in the corner of some commercial building.
    111AnonymousSep 13, 2026 02:04
    Re: #101
    Not interested in that excuse.
    19AnonymousSep 13, 2026 00:53
    Is there a chance this guy is the "real deal"? 🤔
    26AnonymousSep 13, 2026 00:59
    Re: #19
    If everything Hori's saying is true, this would be a big enough deal to overturn the entire history of sleep research.
    It'd be like someone suddenly running the 100m in under 8 seconds.
    22AnonymousSep 13, 2026 00:56
    Seriously though, what happens if he dies or ends up with permanent damage?
    Who's taking responsibility for that?
    29AnonymousSep 13, 2026 01:01
    Re: #22
    There's a word for that: "self-inflicted."
    28AnonymousSep 13, 2026 01:00
    Well, by day 3 he was already clearly not himself — the act is falling apart fast.
    By day 5 or 6 it's probably going to be too painful to even watch.
    30AnonymousSep 13, 2026 01:02
    Re: #28
    Is the plan for 7 days?
    43AnonymousSep 13, 2026 01:10
    Well, for him this is just another page of a routine he's kept up for 17 years, so
    there's no way he'd be sleepy.
    44AnonymousSep 13, 2026 01:11
    Re: #43
    He's already dozed off multiple times.
    He's definitely sleepy.
    49AnonymousSep 13, 2026 01:18
    Lol, viewers just broke 20,000.
    Putting his body on the line to make money.
    52AnonymousSep 13, 2026 01:18
    Re: #49
    Apparently the Super Chats are getting refunded/canceled though.
    53AnonymousSep 13, 2026 01:22
    This reminds me of Nobukazu Kuriki, who died on Everest.
    Same pattern — hyped up by everyone around him until he couldn't back down anymore.
    60AnonymousSep 13, 2026 01:26
    Re: #53
    https://imgur.com/7yHtfEX

    Yeah, exactly this.
    57AnonymousSep 13, 2026 01:25
    Self-inflicted or not, it'd be awful if he died, so someone should make him stop.
    58AnonymousSep 13, 2026 01:26
    Re: #57
    The Guinness record for staying awake is 264 hours, so this won't kill him.
    Dozing off constantly for just one week is pretty weak, honestly.
    61AnonymousSep 13, 2026 01:26
    Re: #57
    Correction —
    the Guinness record for staying awake is 453 hours, so this won't kill him.
    Dozing off constantly for just one week is pretty weak, honestly.
    66AnonymousSep 13, 2026 01:33
    This guy's whole day is just bathing, working out, and dozing off — his quality of life must be terrible.
    68AnonymousSep 13, 2026 01:34
    Re: #66
    Being awake longer just means more idle time.
    Moderation in all things is best.

    I started snacking more and gained weight.
    67AnonymousSep 13, 2026 01:33
    He's just forcing himself to stay awake.
    Getting proper sleep would obviously be better for his body.
    Keep this up and he'll die young.
    Seriously, go to sleep.
    73AnonymousSep 13, 2026 01:41
    Re: #67
    It's a routine he's kept up for 17 years, so…
    72AnonymousSep 13, 2026 01:37
    I honestly don't get it — the Guinness World Record for staying awake is 453 hours straight, so what does sleeping 210+ minutes over a week even prove?
    Unless he streams himself keeping this up for a whole month, it doesn't mean anything.
    75AnonymousSep 13, 2026 01:45
    Re: #72
    Sorry, but about one week is exactly the sweet spot for milking Super Chat donations.
    Drag it out any longer and people get bored — then all that effort wouldn't earn him any money.
    76AnonymousSep 13, 2026 01:45
    This is day 4, right?
    Apparently even an ordinary person could handle it up to this point, but this is where it starts getting life-threatening.
    https://dec.2chan.net/up2/src/fu7256232.png
    78AnonymousSep 13, 2026 01:47
    Re: #76
    It's not about the number of days — it's a routine he's kept up for 17 years, remember?
    88AnonymousSep 13, 2026 01:51
    Re: #76
    Lol, that description fits him perfectly.
    77AnonymousSep 13, 2026 01:47
    Must be a kid talking.
    Once you're past 40 you'll realize he's already superhuman at this point.
    82AnonymousSep 13, 2026 01:49
    Re: #77
    I'd guess a fair number of people have gone about 72 hours with almost no sleep.
    Like cramming for exams or work that absolutely had to get finished.
    87AnonymousSep 13, 2026 01:51
    Re: #77
    Plenty of people have pulled off this level of sleep deprivation.
    81AnonymousSep 13, 2026 01:49
    This sleep deprivation doesn't prove anything.

    106AnonymousSep 13, 2026 02:02
    "Being monitored," lol.
    Hori's the one who said he'd broadcast his daily life — we're just watching it.
    If it's really a routine he's kept up for 17 years, he should just carry on with confidence.
    109AnonymousSep 13, 2026 02:03
    Re: #106
    It's not hard to imagine that being watched like this for the first time ever — something he's never tried before — is exactly what's making it hard on him.
    112AnonymousSep 13, 2026 02:05
    Re: #109
    Kind of a "You're the one who started this story!" situation.
    115AnonymousSep 13, 2026 02:07
    Re: #109
    True, but I wish he'd just live his normal life without checking the comments.
    Responding to comments doesn't matter at all.
    I just want to watch him actually get through a week on 30 minutes of sleep a day, normally.
    120AnonymousSep 13, 2026 02:10
    Getting famous without causing trouble for anyone else — gotta admit that's impressive of him.

    Background and Key Points of This Story

    Daisuke Hori, the streamer at the center of this story, has declared he will spend a week living on just 30 minutes of sleep a day. Commenters on the thread cited sleep-deprivation world record figures (such as 453 hours), but these numbers come from posters’ own recollections and have not been verified for accuracy in this article. The mountaineer brought up for comparison, Nobukazu Kuriki, drew attention for attempting to summit Everest solo without supplemental oxygen and died during a climb in 2018; even during his lifetime, questions had been raised about the accuracy of his claims. Hori’s own description of this as “a routine I’ve kept up for 17 years” is likewise something that can’t be verified externally, and this difficulty in verification is part of why viewers have been so divided over whether to believe him. It’s also worth noting that the criticism over monetizing the stream via Super Chat is speculation on the part of 5ch commenters, not something confirmed to reflect Hori’s actual intent.

    *This article is compiled and summarized from the 5ch (Nandemo Jikkyo G) thread “Anyone still refusing to acknowledge Daisuke Hori at this point is being unreasonable lol.”

  • People Are Afraid to Eat Out: 5ch Thread ‘I Cook My Own Meals for 200 Yen a Pop’

    In a late-night chat thread on 5ch’s “Nandemo Jikkyo G” board, users opened up about their anxiety around eating out and using touch-panel ordering at convenience stores. Posts ranged from confessions of not having eaten out in years and feeling lost when dealing with staff, to 200-yen home-cooked recipes built around bean sprouts and oatmeal, to the differing discount practices at various convenience store chains — all the small, relatable topics that tend to surface in a rambling late-night thread. Several down-to-earth replies struck a chord with other posters.

    5AnonymousSep 13, 2026 01:11
    I mean, it's already Sunday
    8AnonymousSep 13, 2026 01:12
    Re: #5

    13AnonymousSep 13, 2026 01:13
    Re: #8
    Gross
    Threatening old hag
    11AnonymousSep 13, 2026 01:13
    12AnonymousSep 13, 2026 01:13
    Hosoki, say you're sorry already~ 😎 (with the shaky-text meme effect)
    15AnonymousSep 13, 2026 01:13
    Re: #12

    16AnonymousSep 13, 2026 01:13
    Does God even exist?
    18AnonymousSep 13, 2026 01:14
    Re: #16
    God's off on vacation right now
    19AnonymousSep 13, 2026 01:14
    Re: #18

    22AnonymousSep 13, 2026 01:14
    Even the guy who makes those Hosoki Kazuko edits admits it
    23AnonymousSep 13, 2026 01:15
    Re: #22

    40AnonymousSep 13, 2026 01:19
    [Starts 18:00] From 【Crazy Taxi: World Tour】, an even crazier adventure begins, nora!!! CRAZY TAXI 【Himemori Luna / Hololive】 ("nora" is Luna's catchphrase)
    https://youtu.be/r_mGCHZ7-NM https://i.ytimg.com/vi/r_mGCHZ7-NM/maxresdefault.jpg
    42AnonymousSep 13, 2026 01:19
    Any good movies playing in theaters right now?
    44AnonymousSep 13, 2026 01:20
    Re: #42
    Salaryman Kintaro
    48AnonymousSep 13, 2026 01:21
    Re: #42
    The new season of Sound! Euphonium just started
    50AnonymousSep 13, 2026 01:22
    Kanatan is the reason I was able to stick with my diet
    I reported everything I ate and every workout to an AI every day
    Do this and anyone can lose weight
    https://dec.2chan.net/up2/src/fu7256171.jpeg
    68AnonymousSep 13, 2026 01:27
    I'm working straight through Monday, Tuesday, and Wednesday next week and honestly it's pissed me off enough that I'm taking the whole thing off. Damn company won't give us the holiday off no matter what.
    72AnonymousSep 13, 2026 01:29
    Re: #68
    If things run fine without you, why not? 😂
    77AnonymousSep 13, 2026 01:29
    Re: #68
    Take PTO on Thursday and Friday the week after next and you've got yourself a long weekend
    76AnonymousSep 13, 2026 01:29
    84AnonymousSep 13, 2026 01:30
    I really love how Lawson does half-price sales at night
    87AnonymousSep 13, 2026 01:30
    Re: #84
    Meanwhile 7-Eleven never does that
    88AnonymousSep 13, 2026 01:31
    Re: #84
    Their prices are probably jacked up to begin with
    I've barely ever shopped at a convenience store
    95AnonymousSep 13, 2026 01:33
    Bean sprout soup
    Boiled egg
    Oatmeal
    Sauteed chicken breast

    Another 200-yen home-cooked meal in the books today 👍
    101AnonymousSep 13, 2026 01:35
    Re: #95
    Wait, you can actually cook?
    Lucky
    107AnonymousSep 13, 2026 01:36
    Re: #101
    Of course I can
    110AnonymousSep 13, 2026 01:36
    Re: #107
    Looks so good🥹
    111AnonymousSep 13, 2026 01:37
    Re: #107
    Lucky, I want you to marry me
    119AnonymousSep 13, 2026 01:38
    I've never bought convenience store coffee or frappes, they scare me too much
    122AnonymousSep 13, 2026 01:39
    Re: #119
    What's scary about it?
    123AnonymousSep 13, 2026 01:39
    Re: #122
    I don't know how it works
    124AnonymousSep 13, 2026 01:39
    Re: #122
    Feels like the clerk would glare at me
    132AnonymousSep 13, 2026 01:41
    I'm a NEET who hasn't eaten out in almost 10 years, so I'd probably make a fool of myself too
    134AnonymousSep 13, 2026 01:42
    Re: #132
    Scanning the menu with your own phone to order is confusing and scary, right?
    137AnonymousSep 13, 2026 01:42
    Re: #132
    Conveyor-belt sushi got a lot easier than it used to be
    149AnonymousSep 13, 2026 01:45
    The touch panels at Matsuya, McDonald's, and Burger King are seriously hard to use
    152AnonymousSep 13, 2026 01:46
    Re: #149
    A lot of people don't get that McDonald's monolith thing, that's why there's always a staffer standing next to it
    155AnonymousSep 13, 2026 01:46
    Re: #149
    Don't talk like some phony TV pundit lol

    Background and Key Points of This Topic

    In recent years, major chains like McDonald’s, Matsuya, and Burger King have increasingly rolled out touch-panel ordering, and more stores now station staff nearby to help customers who aren’t used to it. The “touch panels are scary” comments seen in the thread reflect the fact that a certain share of customers are struggling to keep up with this shift toward unmanned, labor-saving operations. Against a backdrop of ongoing food price increases, interest in home cooking with cheap ingredients like bean sprouts and oatmeal also remains strong, which is part of the context here too. As for convenience store discounting, practices differ depending on the individual store and the chain’s head office policy — 7-Eleven was previously ordered by the Japan Fair Trade Commission to make improvements after its head office was found to have restricted franchise stores from offering markdown sales. The thread’s comments about “Lawson gives you discounts” likely reflect these kinds of differences between chains.

    *This article is compiled from excerpts and summaries of the 5ch (Nandemo Jikkyo G) thread “Saturday Night Fever 💃🪇🕺ヽ⁠(・ο・🍬)ネ🏰”.