Category: Entertainment

  • Sociologist Noritoshi Furuichi slams Japanese taxis as ‘overwhelmingly inferior’ compared to overseas

    On the 9th, sociologist Noritoshi Furuichi posted on X (formerly Twitter) that “I take rideshares and app-hailed taxis all over the world, but Japanese taxis are now overwhelmingly inferior.” He cited high fares, scary driving, and bad odors, arguing the problem lies not with individual drivers but with the “system” itself. The post sparked a split reaction on 5channel’s Geinou/Sports Express+ board, with some countering that overseas taxis are actually scarier, others pointing out that it’s unclear which countries Furuichi means by “overseas,” and the discussion spreading into differences in rideshare adoption and the rollout of self-driving taxis.

    Sociologist Noritoshi Furuichi updated his X (formerly Twitter) account on the 9th, offering a harsh assessment of Japanese taxis compared to those overseas.

    Furuichi wrote, “I take rideshares and app-hailed taxis all over the world, and Japanese taxis are now overwhelmingly inferior. The fares are expensive, the driving is scary, and sometimes they smell,” delivering a harsh review of Japan’s taxis.

    He continued, “Of course there are good drivers, but some are elderly and scary to ride with, others are rookies who don’t know the roads — it’s really bad. This isn’t about individual ability, it’s a problem with the system,” making clear he believes the issue lies with the industry’s structure rather than individual drivers.

    Source: ggtnews.net / Original article here

    8AnonymousSep 10, 2026 10:56
    I think this is BS
    He's just comparing the best of overseas with the worst of Japan
    11AnonymousSep 10, 2026 10:57
    Overseas taxis are terrible too
    20AnonymousSep 10, 2026 10:59
    Re: #11
    They're bad, but the fares aren't as high as Japan's, so they're easy to use casually
    Though I guess there's rideshare now anyway
    13AnonymousSep 10, 2026 10:57
    Just hire yourself a driver for your own car then
    15AnonymousSep 10, 2026 10:57
    A lot of people seem to think the world only has two countries: Japan and "overseas"
    18AnonymousSep 10, 2026 10:58
    For what it's worth, Furuichi did study abroad in Norway for a year
    19AnonymousSep 10, 2026 10:59
    Does he even travel overseas that much?
    Isn't he just saying this after riding a cab once or twice?
    21AnonymousSep 10, 2026 10:59
    There are people who seem to think trashing Japan makes them sound sophisticated.
    24AnonymousSep 10, 2026 10:59
    Just get your own license then lol
    25AnonymousSep 10, 2026 10:59
    No no no, overseas taxis are insanely scary
    Though I've only experienced Istanbul and the US
    26AnonymousSep 10, 2026 10:59
    Overseas cabs feel like they might just drive you off somewhere scary
    28AnonymousSep 10, 2026 11:00
    Japanese taxis even have automatic doors. You don't get that overseas.
    30AnonymousSep 10, 2026 11:00
    Overseas taxis had rough driving and smelled bad too
    Compared to that, Japanese taxis are a cut above
    This guy's just unpopular, that's all
    31AnonymousSep 10, 2026 11:00
    'Sometimes smells bad' happens in every country, doesn't it
    he even said "sometimes"
    33AnonymousSep 10, 2026 11:01
    Quit riding around in taxis and go turn in that report already
    34AnonymousSep 10, 2026 11:01
    "Overseas" covers a lot of different places, you know
    35AnonymousSep 10, 2026 11:01
    People who say things smell usually don't realize they smell themselves
    36AnonymousSep 10, 2026 11:02
    "Smelly" is subjective
    Say exactly how it smells
    If it's fart-smell I'll sympathize
    37AnonymousSep 10, 2026 11:02
    Guess he's ridden plenty of cabs overseas then lol
    38AnonymousSep 10, 2026 11:02
    What exactly does this guy mean by "the world"… quality varies wildly everywhere too
    39AnonymousSep 10, 2026 11:02
    Then he should just start his own taxi company
    He'd rake it in
    46AnonymousSep 10, 2026 11:04
    "Sociologist" lol
    Isn't he just a TV personality playing the sociologist character, a disciple of Chizuko Ueno? (a prominent feminist sociologist)
    54AnonymousSep 10, 2026 11:06
    Every celebrity right before they fade into obscurity starts going on and on about taxis, taxis
    Some weird syndrome unique to showbiz
    81AnonymousSep 10, 2026 11:10
    Re: #54
    Because he loves picking on the weak lol

    Same as that crowd — their specialty is relentlessly targeting and bullying whoever won't fight back

    The TV world and other shady circles love manipulating impressions and steering public opinion, and their standard move when challenged is to threaten to sue you for "defamation" lol
    106AnonymousSep 10, 2026 11:15
    https://x.com/inosenaoki/status/2097686270768304177?s=46

    Can't Juppu (nickname for Furuichi) get self-driving taxis going?
    127AnonymousSep 10, 2026 11:19
    The US already has driverless taxis, and Japan is way behind
    138AnonymousSep 10, 2026 11:21
    Re: #127
    I wonder what the accident rate is like
    It's not there yet, but will it eventually become safer than human driving?

    Background and Key Points of the Debate

    The point splitting opinion on Furuichi’s remarks is the premise of the comparison itself. Japan’s taxi fares are set under a government-regulated fixed-rate system with no free price competition, a fundamentally different structure from cities overseas where rideshare services create fare competition. Many in the thread questioned how he could declare Japanese taxis “inferior” without specifying which countries or cities overseas he meant, and criticism centered on the idea that he was comparing only the good side of “overseas” with only the bad side of Japan. That said, his points about a rising share of elderly drivers and rookies unfamiliar with the roads do echo real conditions in an industry facing a driver shortage. The discussion also touched on how self-driving taxis are already rolling out in places like the US, branching into a separate debate about Japan’s regulatory lag. One point readers can easily miss is that Furuichi wasn’t rejecting the taxi industry outright — his claim was specifically about a “systemic” problem, and he himself avoided blaming individual drivers.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5channel (Geinou/Sports Express+) thread “Sociologist Noritoshi Furuichi slams Japanese taxis compared to overseas: “Overwhelmingly inferior,” “Fares are high, driving is scary, and sometimes they smell”“

  • Former “Saisei no Michi” Leader Shinji Ishimaru Caught Dating by FRIDAY — 5ch: “He’s Not Doing Anything Wrong, It’s Just Normal Dating”

    Shinji Ishimaru — former leader of the political party “Saisei no Michi” (Path to Rebirth) and a former local mayor who once ran for Tokyo governor — was reported by FRIDAY magazine to have spent the night with a woman believed to be his girlfriend. Ishimaru currently holds no public office and works as a TV commentator and public speaker. On the thread, many questioned the reporting itself, with comments like “there’s nothing wrong with this if they’re both single” and “why is an ordinary man’s love life being treated as a scoop?” — while other posts traded speculation and jokes about the woman’s looks, making the overall reaction a mixed bag.

    [SCOOP!] Former “Saisei no Michi” Leader Shinji Ishimaru Caught “Staying Over” with Long-Haired Beauty | FRIDAY Digital

    3 hours ago

    That’s the line Shinji Ishimaru (44) delivered on the dating reality show “Renai Byoin” (Love Hospital, on ABEMA). Maybe his overly logical style got in the way, since he never landed a girlfriend on the show — but this sharp operator, who served as a mayor in his 30s, was steadily closing the distance with a beautiful woman in real life.

    Source: friday.kodansha.co.jp / Read the original article here

    3AnonymousSep 10, 2026 08:55
    Saying she looks like First Summer Uika doesn't exactly scream "beautiful woman" lol (First Summer Uika, a Japanese comedian/tarento)
    59AnonymousSep 10, 2026 09:53
    Re: #3
    Uika's a total knockout though, isn't she?
    89AnonymousSep 10, 2026 10:19
    Re: #3
    Nah, she's pretty gorgeous actually
    93AnonymousSep 10, 2026 10:27
    Re: #3
    Guess opinions differ on that lol
    4AnonymousSep 10, 2026 08:55
    Not interested in Ishimaru's love life
    If it's not an affair, just leave the guy alone
    5AnonymousSep 10, 2026 08:57
    77AnonymousSep 10, 2026 10:09
    Re: #5
    Gives off real "high schooler out with his mom" vibes
    6AnonymousSep 10, 2026 08:58
    Is this seriously okay
    They're calling it a "scoop" just because a single guy is dating like a normal person
    He's not some idol or something
    18AnonymousSep 10, 2026 09:05
    Re: #6
    Exactly lol
    There's nothing wrong here, it's just normal dating
    66AnonymousSep 10, 2026 10:01
    Re: #6
    It's not like tabloids have only ever photographed affairs
    86AnonymousSep 10, 2026 10:14
    Re: #6
    Celebrity romance stories are bread-and-butter material for tabloids
    8AnonymousSep 10, 2026 08:59
    Doesn't really look like a beauty to me, but good for him anyway
    9AnonymousSep 10, 2026 09:01
    This is just going to end with him getting mercilessly teased about it on ReHacQ (a popular Japanese YouTube talk show)
    11AnonymousSep 10, 2026 09:02
    Ishimaru talking to this beautiful woman looks happier than I've ever seen him.


    lol
    47AnonymousSep 10, 2026 09:33
    Re: #11
    Haven't seen an "Avahouse" look in ages lol (Avahouse, a once-trendy Japanese fashion brand)
    62AnonymousSep 10, 2026 09:56
    Re: #11 is the woman huge or is the guy just small?
    12AnonymousSep 10, 2026 09:02
    He's not even a public figure anymore
    What's the point of tabloid-stalking ("FRIDAY-ing") a single 40-something commentator?
    37AnonymousSep 10, 2026 09:17
    Re: #12 Re: #26
    If he's working as a TV commentator, he's not exactly a private citizen anymore
    14AnonymousSep 10, 2026 09:03
    His home base now is Fukuoka, right?
    He's been living there since around last year
    15AnonymousSep 10, 2026 09:04
    Hey, you really think this guy's ever had trouble with women?
    30AnonymousSep 10, 2026 09:12
    Re: #15
    Even if she's fooled at first by surface-level kindness and smiles,
    I doubt the relationship lasts long
    17AnonymousSep 10, 2026 09:05
    Re: #7
    So even an ordinary guy gets this treatment now
    Feel bad for both people involved
    19AnonymousSep 10, 2026 09:05
    Is Ishimaru small or is the woman just tall?
    20AnonymousSep 10, 2026 09:05
    If they're both single there's nothing wrong with this at all
    Especially if she looks like First Summer Uika
    22AnonymousSep 10, 2026 09:06
    Is FRIDAY's newsroom just a dumping ground for staff who can't cut it anymore? Is this outlet okay?
    Sure he's technically a public figure, but this story has zero public interest — it's just unnecessary
    25AnonymousSep 10, 2026 09:08
    How does he even keep a conversation going
    I'd tap out in 30 seconds
    34AnonymousSep 10, 2026 09:15
    Thought he looked awfully young for Kanji Ishimaru, turns out it's a completely different guy (Kanji Ishimaru, a stage actor with a similar name)
    49AnonymousSep 10, 2026 09:33
    So he wasn't a virgin after all
    Feel so betrayed
    68AnonymousSep 10, 2026 10:02
    Re: #49
    Same with Riku/Ryu (the figure skating pair) — everyone assumed it was just a business partnership, but they turned out to be a real couple too
    51AnonymousSep 10, 2026 09:36
    What's his income source these days anyway?
    52AnonymousSep 10, 2026 09:44
    Re: #51
    Probably ReHacQ appearances and speaking gigs
    70AnonymousSep 10, 2026 10:06
    Can't really tell if she's actually a beauty.
    Tabloids almost always call women a "short-haired beauty" or an "office-lady-type beauty" — the reason they always say "beauty" is so the woman in the article doesn't feel bad about it
    73AnonymousSep 10, 2026 10:07
    Re: #70
    Tabloids have no such tact
    It's simply to hook male readers' curiosity
    88AnonymousSep 10, 2026 10:18

    Background and Talking Points

    Shinji Ishimaru is the former mayor of Akitakata City who placed second in the 2024 Tokyo gubernatorial election, after which he launched the local political party “Saisei no Michi” (Path to Rebirth) — though by the time of this report he had already stepped down as its leader. Since he no longer holds elected office, the thread split over whether he counts as a “public figure” or a “private citizen”: some argued that working as a TV commentator means he’s “not just an ordinary person anymore,” while others questioned whether the story needed to exist at all, calling it “just a single man’s love life.” It’s worth noting that this kind of tabloid reporting — photographing and publishing someone’s private life without consent — tends to leave the partner exposed to speculation even while her real name and identity stay hidden, regardless of whether the main subject still holds public office; this thread was no exception, with plenty of comments focused on the woman’s looks.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5channel (Geinou/Sports News+) thread “Former Leader Shinji Ishimaru Caught “Staying Over” with Long-Haired Beauty.”

  • Ryusei Ryo to Join Kazunari Ninomiya’s Agency ‘Office Nino’ — Bond Forged on the Set of VIVANT

    Actor Ryusei Ryo (33) is set to join, or enter into a business partnership with, Office Nino — the personal talent agency founded by former Arashi member Kazunari Ninomiya (43) — according to reporting by Josei Seven. Ryusei is reportedly leaving Ken-On, the agency he had belonged to for 16 years, and the two are said to have grown close on the set of the drama VIVANT, in which they co-starred. On the forum, opinions were divided over the circumstances of the move — whether Ryusei left Ken-On of his own accord or at the agency’s request — as well as over Ninomiya’s chops as an agency boss and assessments of Ryusei’s acting ability.

    2026.09.10 07:00

    It has been learned through reporting by Josei Seven that popular actor Ryusei Ryo (33) will join, or enter a business partnership with, Office Nino, the personal agency of former Arashi member Kazunari Ninomiya (43).

    “I will be leaving the agency that has looked after me for the past 16 years.”

    Source: j7p.jp / Original article here

    4AnonymousSep 10, 2026 07:21
    Ryusei's the better actor of the two, no contest
    7AnonymousSep 10, 2026 07:23
    Re: #4
    Well yeah, he's a professional actor. Ninomiya's profession is just… being Ninomiya lol
    24AnonymousSep 10, 2026 07:43
    Re: #4
    Mind you, his first leading role, Fuji TV's Stand Up Start, bombed with an average household rating of just 3.3%
    Even by that era's standards, ratings that low were rare
    5AnonymousSep 10, 2026 07:21
    He only landed the VIVANT role thanks to his old agency busting its butt for him
    So this is what "biting the hand that feeds you" looks like
    54AnonymousSep 10, 2026 08:11
    Re: #5
    Did he actually leave on his own?
    Ken-On lets go of talent pretty often, so I figured it was that
    6AnonymousSep 10, 2026 07:23
    By the way, Masato Sakai's personal agency is called 'Tent'
    8AnonymousSep 10, 2026 07:23
    Can't exactly ask for advice on going independent when your wife's still at your old agency, huh Sakai lol
    14AnonymousSep 10, 2026 07:30
    Thanks to Nokoru, he'll never get completely blacklisted lol
    16AnonymousSep 10, 2026 07:31
    Guess none of the abuse victims went around praising Johnny after the fact? Good to hear ("Johnny" = agency founder Johnny Kitagawa, later exposed for sexual abuse of talent)
    17AnonymousSep 10, 2026 07:33
    Ryusei Ryo (33)

    Old: Ken-On (2010–2026)
    New: Office Nino (2026–)
    18AnonymousSep 10, 2026 07:33
    Fine by me
    At least he won't have to play scumbag older brothers or corpses or other weird roles anymore
    21AnonymousSep 10, 2026 07:37
    Isn't that just some TV insider's wishful thinking?
    22AnonymousSep 10, 2026 07:38
    Akita and Yamagata, huh
    Don't tell me Little Old Man's grand plan is turning this into a Tohoku-flavored agency
    23AnonymousSep 10, 2026 07:41
    Now's the moment to strike, with the Oguri Shun faction in disarray
    26AnonymousSep 10, 2026 07:44
    So the Ryusei Ryo push is starting, huh
    Kind of a bummer, I've never been able to get into his acting
    29AnonymousSep 10, 2026 07:45
    Wait, what is this?
    So he's basically the sixth member of Arashi now?
    35AnonymousSep 10, 2026 07:53
    Re: #29
    Arashi already disbanded, you know
    30AnonymousSep 10, 2026 07:46
    Fellow Beppan members, huh

    The SDF's secret assassination unit, Beppan, is wild (Beppan is the covert Self-Defense Forces black-ops unit central to VIVANT's plot)
    31AnonymousSep 10, 2026 07:46
    Ninomiya's getting up there in years himself
    Guess he's moved to the production side and is pushing this guy now
    32AnonymousSep 10, 2026 07:48
    Shinjo's still alive, so there's still hope for a Nokoru co-starring gig lol
    33AnonymousSep 10, 2026 07:49
    His peak was playing Nii-Nii in Chimudondon (his breakout role/nickname from the NHK morning drama)
    34AnonymousSep 10, 2026 07:52
    Looks-wise, seems like he really looked up to Nii-Nii
    37AnonymousSep 10, 2026 07:54
    Ryusei Ryo
    That scumbag role from the morning drama is what comes to mind — still can't warm up to him
    40AnonymousSep 10, 2026 07:56
    There are plenty of better agencies out there though
    46AnonymousSep 10, 2026 08:04
    Re: #40
    Ken-On's a good agency
    Less work, but bigger paychecks, right?
    42AnonymousSep 10, 2026 07:59
    So Little Old Man's going the route of making his money through management instead
    43AnonymousSep 10, 2026 07:59
    Ninomiya seems like the type who's laid-back but still genuinely influential, so this could work out fine
    45AnonymousSep 10, 2026 08:03
    Ryusei → Chimudondon → Yuina Kuroshima → resembles Ninomiya
    What a chain of connections
    47AnonymousSep 10, 2026 08:06
    Was there actually ever a scene between Nokoru and Shinjo?
    48AnonymousSep 10, 2026 08:06
    More and more agencies splitting off from Johnny's — it's basically the Warring States era now
    53AnonymousSep 10, 2026 08:11
    They should just rename it 'Office Tent'
    56AnonymousSep 10, 2026 08:14
    Sorry, but I always get distracted by his ears and can't focus on what he's saying…
    57AnonymousSep 10, 2026 08:14
    They're both actors though
    Basically rivals
    Isn't he just going to end up stealing his work?
    58AnonymousSep 10, 2026 08:16
    Re: #57
    Different generation, different height — totally fine, no worries
    60AnonymousSep 10, 2026 08:19
    I want Nino to try tackling an elementary schooler role
    61AnonymousSep 10, 2026 08:19
    Re: #4
    Ninomiya: "Okay, let's just pretend that never happened!"
    62AnonymousSep 10, 2026 08:23
    He's basically the Hatori to Miyane's agency
    Being the cormorant master is easy money (a nod to ukai falconry, where the master profits off the birds' catch without doing the fishing himself)
    63AnonymousSep 10, 2026 08:26
    Ninomiya's the most successful of all the ex-Johnny's talents, so yeah, that tracks

    Background and Key Points of the Discussion

    After Arashi went on hiatus, Kazunari Ninomiya left the Johnny’s agency (now STARTO Entertainment) and founded his own personal agency, Office Nino. Since revelations of sexual abuse committed by the agency’s founder against talent under its roof came to light, a wave of former Johnny’s-affiliated performers has moved to set up independent agencies, and Ryusei Ryo’s reported move is seen as part of that broader trend. On the forum, opinions split over whether Ryusei chose to leave Ken-On — where he’d spent 16 years — on his own initiative, or whether the agency pushed him out. Ken-On is known as a major agency, so a departure from it is unusual in itself, which fueled the speculation. It’s also worth noting, since it’s easy to misread, that this development does not signal an Arashi reunion or revived unit activity — it’s strictly about a move to, or partnership with, a personal agency.

    *This article is compiled and summarized from the 5channel (Entertainment/Sports News+) thread “[Arashi] Kazunari Ninomiya’s Personal Agency ‘Office Nino’ to Suddenly Welcome Ryusei Ryo — The Deep Bond Forged on the VIVANT Set [Ailuropoda melanoleuca★]“.

  • Juice=Juice’s remaining unaccomplished tasks down to just 4 — 5ch: “Size is justice”

    A thread titled “The only tasks Juice=Juice haven’t accomplished are the Kohaku Uta Gassen, a million-seller, a venue bigger than K Arena, and their own terrestrial TV show” appeared on 5ch’s Hello! Project board. While many agreed that hitting a million in CD sales is now unrealistic, discussion shifted to venue prestige, with K Arena Yokohama introduced as “the top tier” — sparking a debate over the pecking order against Yokohama Arena and Budokan, venues Hello! Project has traditionally used to confer status. Then someone posted an image arguing the group has already landed its own terrestrial TV show via TVer, undercutting the very premise of the discussion.

    1AnonymousSep 9, 2026 22:39
    This is basically upper-mid-tier idol status, isn't it…
    3AnonymousSep 9, 2026 22:41
    In order of likelihood:
    K Arena → Kohaku → own show → Million seller
    4AnonymousSep 9, 2026 22:41
    Re: #1
    Yeah, true
    Guess that makes it "Offshore = Company" then (riffing on the group's "X=X" naming format)
    6AnonymousSep 9, 2026 22:42
    A million-seller is just not happening
    That one's on a completely different level
    7AnonymousSep 9, 2026 22:43
    Million sellers are basically out of reach for Hello! Project now!
    10AnonymousSep 9, 2026 22:50
    Is K Arena really ranked above Yokohama Arena?
    20AnonymousSep 9, 2026 23:25
    Re: #10
    Way above, easily
    K Arena holds 20,000 people

    Honestly Budokan and Yokohama Arena aren't that different in size
    Hello! Project just treats Yokohama Arena like some prestigious milestone though
    32AnonymousSep 10, 2026 01:46
    Re: #10
    Saitama Super Arena > K Arena > Yokohama Arena > Yoyogi > Budokan = PIA Arena MM
    11AnonymousSep 9, 2026 22:54
    Million sellers just don't happen anymore these days
    For live shows, it'd be more like pulling off three days at Tokyo Dome, or a dome tour hitting Tokyo/Osaka/Sapporo/Fukuoka
    12AnonymousSep 9, 2026 22:56
    No way they'd skip Nagoya Dome with Hayashi Nia-chan in the group
    13AnonymousSep 9, 2026 22:57
    They haven't even hit 150k, 200k, or 500k copies sold, so why is "million-seller" the only sales milestone being singled out as unachieved?
    17AnonymousSep 9, 2026 23:02
    They're getting some mid-level buzz on social media, but the songs haven't really caught on with the general public, so it's a bit of a question mark
    Feels like the industry is forcing the hype a little
    21AnonymousSep 9, 2026 23:26
    Re: #17
    That kind of push is necessary though
    Up until now the media kept getting stuck promoting some baffling "KAWAII" gimmick or K-pop-style angle
    so there's real relief that something normal has finally come along
    18AnonymousSep 9, 2026 23:02
    Of the hurdles listed here, Kohaku looks easiest
    K Arena's probably next
    19AnonymousSep 9, 2026 23:02
    Kohaku
    Arena tour
    Dome tour
    Coachella appearance
    Grammy nomination
    World tour
    22AnonymousSep 9, 2026 23:27
    Re: #20
    Yeah, that weird deification of Yokohama Arena never made much sense
    You could cram the same crowd into Budokan and it'd barely be different
    28AnonymousSep 10, 2026 00:20
    Re: #22
    They were desperately trying to make Morning Musume and Angerme look more prestigious
    It was a sad strategy from Hello! Project's less successful era
    Going forward I want Juice=Juice to keep breaking new ground instead
    23AnonymousSep 9, 2026 23:40
    They've already gotten their own terrestrial TV show
    https://image-cdn.tver.jp/images/content/thumbnail/episode/xlarge/eps387a516.jpg
    24AnonymousSep 9, 2026 23:47
    Even once a month is fine, just please make this a regular series
    25AnonymousSep 10, 2026 00:04
    CDs don't sell, nobody streams them, YouTube views are low, downloads don't sell, can't draw a crowd for live shows
    Barely on TV, no commercials, no name recognition, no hit songs
    26AnonymousSep 10, 2026 00:09
    Re: #1
    If we're talking about the conditions for being a genuinely successful idol group, they haven't met a single one
    34AnonymousSep 10, 2026 02:04
    Saitama Super Arena can reconfigure its seating, so capacity ranges from under 20,000 up to a max of 35,000

    They could just sell SSA tickets electronically without announcing which mode they're using (seat numbers sent out the day before the show),
    and switch to stadium mode if sales are strong enough
    35AnonymousSep 10, 2026 02:11
    No way Juice=Juice is pulling off Coachella lol
    36AnonymousSep 10, 2026 02:18
    M!LK made it onto Kohaku with that kind of audience size, so it's doable
    37AnonymousSep 10, 2026 02:25
    SSA is just big — K Arena is the real top tier
    Ticket prices there run about ¥15,000 to ¥35,000
    40AnonymousSep 10, 2026 02:50
    Re: #37
    Size is justice
    Bigger beats sound quality or sightlines every time
    Audience numbers define an artist's status, so everyone wants to play the biggest venue they can
    38AnonymousSep 10, 2026 02:42
    Morning Musume was on the decline and puffed themselves up by playing Yokohama Arena — basically pressuring their juniors with a "you get what I'm saying, right?" vibe
    They can't fill a venue over 11,000 capacity anymore
    39AnonymousSep 10, 2026 02:44
    Even SSA in arena mode was something °C-ute only managed for their breakup concert
    SSA in stadium mode would probably need something on the scale of all of Hello! Project disbanding
    41AnonymousSep 10, 2026 02:52
    To the old guy insisting °C-ute were big sellers — the general public barely noticed them
    42AnonymousSep 10, 2026 02:58
    PIA Arena MM is the worst
    It's basically just a boxy four-story Budokan
    The stage is farther away and harder to see than at Budokan
    The only upside is that it's new and the bathrooms are clean
    74AnonymousSep 10, 2026 03:08
    Don't get your hopes up too much about Kohaku
    I'm worried you guys will lose it if they don't get picked
    77AnonymousSep 10, 2026 03:10
    Re: #74
    The fans probably see it as more of a "would be nice" thing
    but I bet anti-fans posing as supporters will gleefully spam about it
    75AnonymousSep 10, 2026 03:08
    Nah, at this point if they're not picked it'll look like NHK completely failed to read the room
    76AnonymousSep 10, 2026 03:09
    There's still plenty ahead, like overseas festivals or commercials
    Looking forward to it
    111AnonymousSep 10, 2026 03:24
    TV commercials matter a lot
    And not just spot ads — a year-long contract with a major sponsor
    At that level, the sponsor will even put its name on live shows
    which would push even an agency reluctant about large-scale concerts to finally get moving

    Background and Key Points of This Topic

    Juice=Juice is an idol group under the Hello! Project umbrella. CD sales reaching “million-seller” status is no longer realistic in this era, with streaming and subscription playback counts now more commonly cited as the relevant metric — and comments like “million sellers just don’t happen anymore these days” stood out in the thread. On venue prestige, K Arena Yokohama, a new roughly 20,000-capacity venue, was presented as ranking above Yokohama Arena (about 17,000 capacity) and Nippon Budokan (about 14,000 capacity), both of which Hello! Project has traditionally used to confer status — making “size is justice” one of the thread’s central viewpoints. Meanwhile, one post included an image of a TVer show as evidence the group has already landed its own terrestrial TV program, creating a disconnect over whether one of the four listed conditions has in fact already been met. On the question of a Kohaku Uta Gassen appearance, some were optimistic, pointing to junior group M!LK’s appearance on Kohaku with a comparable audience draw and saying “it’s doable,” while others noted that expectations have risen to the point where NHK would look like it “failed to read the room” if the group isn’t selected. One point readers may easily misread is that these “tasks” aren’t official goals set by Hello! Project itself, but benchmarks that 5ch users devised on their own.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Hello! Project) thread “Juice=Juice’s only unaccomplished tasks are down to “Kohaku Uta Gassen,” “million-seller,” “a venue bigger than K Arena,” and “own terrestrial TV show” wwwwwwww.”

  • Asakura Mikuru Offered Kimura Takuya a YouTube Collab—Got Ghosted, Say 5ch Users: ‘Different League Entirely’

    An old episode has resurfaced and gone viral on X: back in a March 2024 video, fighter-turned-YouTuber Asakura Mikuru revealed that he had once offered Kimura Takuya a YouTube collaboration—only for it to go nowhere. The story blew up again around Asakura’s September 10, 2026 comeback fight at ‘Super RIZIN.5.’ Asakura, a pioneer among fighter-YouTubers with 3.54 million channel subscribers, apparently never managed to connect with the actor. Reactions on 5ch ranged from ‘stop whining about being turned down’ to broader debate over the gap in status between a YouTuber and a movie/TV star.

    “Got Casually Ignored”—Asakura Mikuru’s “Humiliating” Past Attempt to Collab with Kimura Takuya… Some Scoff: “There’s Nothing In It for Kimura”

    MMA fighter Asakura Mikuru steps into his first comeback fight in nine months—since New Year’s Eve 2025—at ‘Super RIZIN.5’ on September 10. Now, an old story about him once pitching a YouTube collaboration to actor Kimura Takuya has spread on X, drawing renewed attention.

    “Asakura, who boasts 3.54 million channel subscribers and is a pioneer among fighter-YouTubers, posted a YouTube video back in March 2024 showing an izakaya chat with fighters from BreakingDown, the MMA event he runs as CEO. When the topic turned to celebrities they’d like to meet, he suddenly revealed, ‘You know, I actually offered Kimura Takuya a collab,’ disclosing that he had reached out to the actor.”

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Read the original article

    3AnonymousSep 10, 2026 01:01
    Don't go around pathetically bringing up getting rejected in the first place.
    4AnonymousSep 10, 2026 01:01
    Can't the guy pick his words better?
    Casually throwing around stuff like 'ignored' that makes the other person look bad.
    7AnonymousSep 10, 2026 01:03
    Re: #4
    Sopu (the comedian) was kind of like this too.
    5AnonymousSep 10, 2026 01:01
    There sure are a lot of YouTubers with a wildly inflated sense of their own importance.
    6AnonymousSep 10, 2026 01:03
    9AnonymousSep 10, 2026 01:04
    Kimura's latest video—some baffling thing about buying a hand towel in Daikanyama—has 1.5 million views.
    Guess he never needed to collab with Asakura after all.
    11AnonymousSep 10, 2026 01:05
    Sounds less like Kimura himself turned him down and more like his manager shut it down, right?
    12AnonymousSep 10, 2026 01:05
    Yeah, a YouTuber and Kimura Takuya are just on completely different levels.
    21AnonymousSep 10, 2026 01:10
    Re: #12
    For young people and anyone who doesn't watch TV, YouTubers >>>>> Kimura though lol
    13AnonymousSep 10, 2026 01:06
    The great Kimura Takuya wouldn't even give someone like Asakura Mikuru a second glance lol
    18AnonymousSep 10, 2026 01:07
    As if some BreakingDown clown was ever going to land a collab like that.
    19AnonymousSep 10, 2026 01:07
    Re: #1
    YouTubers are basically local-TV-tier talent or below, come on.
    20AnonymousSep 10, 2026 01:09
    From Kimura's side, it probably just looked like some random nobody—or a sketchy guy—reaching out to him.
    23AnonymousSep 10, 2026 01:11
    > One wonders how Asakura feels about all this online chatter.

    He probably doesn't feel anything.
    It's a two-year-old story—that's about as belated a reaction as it gets.

    It's like posting a jab at something from the Part 1 thread of a Geisports board series, but doing it as your first post in the Part 30 thread.
    Everyone who was around for Part 1 got bored and stopped watching ages ago.
    25AnonymousSep 10, 2026 01:16
    Isn't Kimura's YouTube channel just free reruns of his TV show?
    It's not like they're producing fresh content for it, and it's all stuff from years back—fans probably aren't even watching.
    33AnonymousSep 10, 2026 01:30
    Re: #25
    Actually, they've been filming new stuff lately.
    26AnonymousSep 10, 2026 01:17
    Asakura Mikuru might genuinely lose to Shibata (a rival YouTuber known for online feuds) if it came down to it.
    28AnonymousSep 10, 2026 01:23
    Kimura was right not to collab with a guy who can't even manage basic manners.

    Talk like 'his views are down' or 'he got ignored'—
    that kind of language only flies
    with the empty-headed Gen Z crowd.
    31AnonymousSep 10, 2026 01:29
    You're not as famous as you think you are, buddy.
    32AnonymousSep 10, 2026 01:30
    This says it all.
    //i.imgur.com/B7IbsH8.png
    35AnonymousSep 10, 2026 01:33
    I actually sent a collab offer through the comments on Kimura's own channel too—
    still haven't gotten a reply.
    37AnonymousSep 10, 2026 01:35
    If it had been Inoue Naoya (the world champion boxer), I bet Kimura would've responded politely. Just not for Asakura Mikuru, lol.

    Background and Key Points of Debate

    The source of this whole story is entirely Asakura Mikuru’s own remarks in a video he posted back in March 2024—there has been no comment or reaction of any kind from Kimura Takuya’s side. In other words, the claim that he was ‘ignored’ comes solely from Asakura’s own telling, and how Kimura actually took it remains unknown. The two-year-old episode seems to have resurfaced now simply because it coincided with the attention Asakura was drawing ahead of his comeback fight at ‘Super RIZIN.5’ on September 10, nine months after his last bout. Where opinions in the thread split was over how to compare ‘fame’ across two very different yardsticks—YouTuber versus actor: some pointed out that by subscriber count alone, Asakura comes out ahead, while others countered that it’s simply a different arena from the career Kimura has built in television and film.

    *This article is composed as an excerpt/summary of the 5ch (Geisports Sokuho+) thread ““Got Casually Ignored”—Asakura Mikuru’s Humiliating Past Attempt to Collab with Kimura Takuya… Some Scoff: “There’s Nothing In It for Kimura”.”

  • Which Juice=Juice TV Appearances Over the Past Six Months Were the Best? 5ch: “I Seriously Cried During the First CDTV Episode”

    A thread on a Hello! Project-focused 5ch board looked back at the TV programs Juice=Juice appeared on over the past six months, asking fans to weigh in on “what was good.” Comments poured in episode by episode: some said they cried during the first CDTV appearance, others praised the flame effects used in the second one, and several noted that on NHK’s “Uta Con,” the whole group appeared and got great treatment standing alongside major veteran artists. Topics ranged widely, from production highlights like the collaboration with Hiromi Go and the appearance at the Hamada Music Festival, to lighter behind-the-scenes moments like a member’s cat nearly escaping during filming — with posters split over which episode left the biggest impression.

    1AnonymousSep 10, 2026 02:07
    Honestly, the Hiroshima local show was still the most entertaining one for me
    Mippuru and Tako got teased nicely by the comedians, that was great
    I get that music show appearances are the main focus, but I'd love more variety show spots too
    2AnonymousSep 10, 2026 02:13
    Some of Tako's diehard fans seriously can't take a joke
    The bit where Bakarhythm (comedian) teased her was funny, but for some reason they got pissed about it
    5AnonymousSep 10, 2026 02:17
    Re: #2
    A lagging fan? You may be an old-timer, but at this point you've basically turned into a complaint account
    8AnonymousSep 10, 2026 02:22
    The first CDTV episode
    I seriously cried
    9AnonymousSep 10, 2026 02:23
    Having all of Juice on Uta Con was great, right?
    Surrounded by that many big-name veterans, Juice got treated way too well
    10AnonymousSep 10, 2026 02:23
    The Hiromi Go collab
    12AnonymousSep 10, 2026 02:25
    Reiruru's appearance at the Hamada Music Festival

    Background and Key Points

    Juice=Juice is an idol group belonging to Hello! Project, and fans often pay close attention to things like how often the group appears on music programs, how they’re positioned alongside other performers, and their so-called “treatment” as a barometer of the group’s standing. CDTV, Music Station, the TV Tokyo Music Festival, and NHK’s “Uta Con” are all flagship music programs, where the scale of the production and the star power of fellow performers tend to become talking points. In this thread, alongside opinions on the production quality, there were also posts mocking members’ singing and posts disparaging the appearance of other groups who appeared alongside them; those personal attacks were excluded when compiling this article.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Hello! Project) thread “What did you all think was good among the TV programs J=J appeared on over the past six months?“

  • Hiroyuki: ‘Self-Driving Cars Will Let America Eat Japan’s Lunch’

    Businessman Hiroyuki reportedly shared his views on YouTube about the slow adoption of self-driving cars in Japan, saying, “At this rate, America is going to eat us alive.” On 5channel, some argued that Japan’s narrow roads and complex traffic rules make practical self-driving deployment difficult, while others voiced alarm over Japan’s so-called “digital deficit,” estimated at ¥7 trillion a year. Still, plenty of posters brushed off Hiroyuki’s comment itself as “just him talking nonsense as usual,” leaving opinions split.

    Hiroyuki shares his take on Japan’s stalled self-driving rollout: “Unfortunately, in five or ten years…”

    Businessman Hiroyuki Nishimura (49) updated his official YouTube channel by the 9th with his take on the issue of self-driving car adoption.

    On the fact that self-driving hasn’t taken off in Japan, Hiroyuki commented, “At this rate, we’re just going to get eaten alive by America.”

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Read the original article

    2AnonymousSep 9, 2026 18:34
    This guy's just talking out of his ass
    Don't worry about it
    70AnonymousSep 9, 2026 19:15
    Re: #2
    So true
    He's an amateur in literally every field
    4AnonymousSep 9, 2026 18:36
    Japan isn't a tech powerhouse anymore
    Can't beat the US or China
    12AnonymousSep 9, 2026 18:43
    Re: #4
    Not gonna happen under salaryman CEOs
    11AnonymousSep 9, 2026 18:42
    Japan runs a roughly ¥7 trillion annual "digital deficit"
    Almost every web service Japanese people use is American-made
    This is one factor putting downward pressure on the yen

    With the AI era arriving, they say this digital deficit will keep ballooning without limit
    Japanese labor costs are getting replaced by AI usage fees paid to the US and China
    Japanese jobs and wages are being siphoned off by American and Chinese AI companies

    If we end up as an AI colony, Japan is finished
    14AnonymousSep 9, 2026 18:45
    Re: #11
    Guess we should just block X, YouTube, and Instagram and switch to mixi and Niconico Douga
    16AnonymousSep 9, 2026 18:45
    Re: #11
    That money isn't actually going to America, so it has nothing to do with the weak yen
    15AnonymousSep 9, 2026 18:45
    Does American self-driving tech even cover Japanese roads?
    36AnonymousSep 9, 2026 18:54
    Re: #15
    It'd need some adjustments, but it's plenty usable
    If Japan tries to build its own, we'll just end up importing this patent-locked-down tech lol
    Ride-sharing got crushed by industry lobby groups,
    so until then we're stuck riding taxis driven by guys with an average age over 60. Hell.
    58AnonymousSep 9, 2026 19:03
    Re: #36
    There's no way that works

    Narrow alleys packed with utility poles, some old lady driving straight at you—will the self-driving car actually back all the way up to a wide spot to let her by?
    60AnonymousSep 9, 2026 19:05
    Re: #36
    Is there room for safeguards to kick in, like there is with ride-sharing?
    22AnonymousSep 9, 2026 18:47
    Given Japan's road conditions, widespread adoption here is a tall order
    And given how small the Japanese market is, it's fine if they ignore us at first
    23AnonymousSep 9, 2026 18:47
    Japan's roads are narrow and the traffic rules are complicated, so isn't widespread self-driving impossible?
    Just running it on highways is good enough
    48AnonymousSep 9, 2026 18:58
    Re: #23
    Honestly for highways I feel like the cruise control we already have is enough lol
    26AnonymousSep 9, 2026 18:50
    https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/1565785267763818496/pu/vid/720×720/uzapNGT1xG6M32U8.mp4
    All you geezers saying "self-driving is impossible in Japan"—can you still say that after watching this ↑?
    34AnonymousSep 9, 2026 18:52
    Re: #26
    Once you throw pedestrians into the mix there's just too much data to process—no way
    40AnonymousSep 9, 2026 18:55
    Re: #26
    On regular roads it has to handle bikes, pedestrians, illegally parked cars, all kinds of stuff
    28AnonymousSep 9, 2026 18:50
    Why not just try it out in depopulated rural areas first
    Roads are empty there and it'd give the old folks a way to get around too
    38AnonymousSep 9, 2026 18:55
    Re: #28
    You'd have to map the whole area first, so it wouldn't turn a profit in depopulated regions
    32AnonymousSep 9, 2026 18:51
    Back alleys, forest roads, roads where you have to pull over just to pass an oncoming car, passing on the "sinking bridges" (submersible low-water crossings) over the Shimanto River—unless self-driving can handle all that, it's useless
    35AnonymousSep 9, 2026 18:53
    Re: #32
    There's always that one guy whose only talent is pretending to demand perfection right out of the gate just to find excuses not to do it
    42AnonymousSep 9, 2026 18:56
    Toyota built that whole prototype city and everything, right?
    Whatever happened to that?
    100AnonymousSep 9, 2026 19:39
    Re: #42
    Even if they collect data in that little diorama town, it'll take like 10,000 years
    43AnonymousSep 9, 2026 18:57
    Re: #38
    Isn't that the one above about measuring with sensors on the fly instead?
    45AnonymousSep 9, 2026 18:58
    Re: #43
    Tesla's approach isn't gonna work
    63AnonymousSep 9, 2026 19:06
    Reading the posts in threads like this,
    it's nothing but people who don't even know the current state of self-driving tech
    "What about cold climates," "what about roads with no lane markings"—
    how many years out of date is that take?
    65AnonymousSep 9, 2026 19:07
    Re: #63
    That's already old news at this point
    86AnonymousSep 9, 2026 19:26
    Re: #63
    Their brains just haven't updated lol
    Self-driving tech has to keep updating along with car types and model years too, you know
    71AnonymousSep 9, 2026 19:16
    Isn't this really just a strategy of beefing up driver-assist features like ACC and auto-braking rather than aiming for full self-driving?
    I think that fits Japan's road conditions better anyway
    74AnonymousSep 9, 2026 19:17
    Re: #71
    Oh my bad, I meant ACC
    79AnonymousSep 9, 2026 19:21
    87AnonymousSep 9, 2026 19:27
    If an accident happens, it's not just a money issue
    Fault gets assigned too

    If you hand it over to a machine, how does liability even work?
    90AnonymousSep 9, 2026 19:31
    Re: #87
    In the end it can only be settled with money, but Japan can't accept that and won't move forward unless the risk is zero
    While the US and China just plow ahead with self-driving and shrug off accidents when they happen, Japan's answer is bringing in foreign drivers instead
    99AnonymousSep 9, 2026 19:38
    I'd think self-driving is way safer than some 80-something grandma white-knuckling the steering wheel
    But that kind of rational thinking just doesn't fly here
    103AnonymousSep 9, 2026 19:41
    Re: #99
    Assume it takes 10 years for self-driving to really get established
    Do you think some 70-year-old granny today is gonna be able to handle using it?
    104AnonymousSep 9, 2026 19:41
    What's going to happen to gas-engine cars?
    Oil's still such a powerful force, after all.
    110AnonymousSep 9, 2026 19:46
    Re: #104
    They'll become a hobby for the wealthy
    Ordinary people will just get around in self-driving EVs (robotaxis)

    Background and Key Points of the Debate

    Legally, Japan’s self-driving efforts are still at the stage of limited “Level 4” pilot operations in designated areas, and haven’t reached nationwide rollout. Behind this lies not just road conditions—narrow alleys and complicated intersections are common—but also the fact that legislation clarifying liability in the event of an accident is still a work in progress. What divided the thread wasn’t so much the technology’s practicality as differing attitudes toward how much risk to tolerate: several posters pointed out that the US and China keep pushing self-driving development forward even when accidents occur, while Japan tends to demand zero risk. Separately, the “digital deficit” refers to the situation in which what Japanese companies pay for US-based cloud and IT services exceeds what they earn domestically—a structural problem often cited not just for self-driving but for AI-related services in general. As for whether Hiroyuki’s comment itself holds up, a fair number of posters questioned whether it had any real expert backing, and the thread’s split between agreeing with the content and judging the speaker himself is a nuance that doesn’t come through from the quoted article alone.

    *This article is compiled as an excerpt/summary of the 5channel (Geinosuposoku+) thread “Hiroyuki shares his take on Japan’s stalled self-driving rollout: “Unfortunately, in five or ten years…” “At this rate, we’re just going to get eaten alive by America.”“

  • Masahiro Matsuoka: “The Sutra Was on Tape” — Funeral Story Blows Up on 5ch (“Wait, was that lip-synced?”)

    Masahiro Matsuoka, formerly of TOKIO, shared a funeral story on his YouTube channel that’s gotten people talking. He said that even though a senior, highly respected monk had come to perform the reading, “the sutra was on tape” — he guessed it might have been due to the monk’s poor health, but it apparently caught the staff off guard. On 5ch, the story sparked all kinds of reactions: complaints about how expensive funeral donations (o-fuse) are, trivia about what sutras are actually supposed to mean, and pragmatic takes saying a tape is fine either way. Plenty of jabs also tied it back to Matsuoka’s own history of “miming” instrument performances in TOKIO, making for a livelier discussion than just a simple surprising anecdote.

    Masahiro Matsuoka recounts a shocking funeral moment — a senior monk attended, yet… “The sutra was on tape”

    Masahiro Matsuoka (49), formerly of TOKIO, updated his YouTube channel on the 9th, where he shared a startling funeral experience.

    When the topic turned to funerals, Matsuoka said, “There was a monk whose sutra was on tape — probably because his health wasn’t great, though I don’t really know the details,” surprising the staff.

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Original article here

    2AnonymousSep 9, 2026 22:04
    Poku-poku-poku-poku-poku-poku… DING (the wooden-drum-and-bell rhythm of sutra chanting)
    6AnonymousSep 9, 2026 22:05
    Went to a relative's funeral and there were 3 monks chanting in unison — it was wild.
    With three of them, they'd each take little breathers here and there, but then all three happened to pause at the exact same moment and it went dead silent… I lost it.
    7AnonymousSep 9, 2026 22:06
    Guess that's what you'd call a true lip-sync pro.
    Us amateurs can't even tell the difference (´・ω・`)
    8AnonymousSep 9, 2026 22:06
    So does that mean Nagase was actually singing for real?
    9AnonymousSep 9, 2026 22:06
    You pay around 200,000 yen (~$1,300) for one session?
    That's a straight-up rip-off.
    11AnonymousSep 9, 2026 22:08
    Re: #9
    Even more than that.
    Better hourly rate than a doctor.
    18AnonymousSep 9, 2026 22:19
    Re: #9
    Ours was 500,000 yen (~$3,300) (´・ω・`)
    10AnonymousSep 9, 2026 22:08
    Sutras aren't even about mourning the dead in the first place —
    so what's the actual point of them? (´・ω・`)
    12AnonymousSep 9, 2026 22:09
    Just get an electric prayer wheel and spin it.
    That'll do just fine.
    14AnonymousSep 9, 2026 22:12
    On the NHK show "Chiko-chan Will Scold You!", it was explained that sutras are actually "advice from Buddha aimed at the living." (´・ω・`)
    17AnonymousSep 9, 2026 22:19
    If you don't call a monk the funeral can't move forward, and if you do call one you're stuck paying up —
    fine, but then at least chant with a nice voice and give a proper sermon. If it's just a tape, I want an 80% discount.
    19AnonymousSep 9, 2026 22:20
    That's basically the monk's solo live show anyway, so a backing tape's fine by me.
    22AnonymousSep 9, 2026 22:21
    If it were vinyl on a turntable, it'd probably sound like
    "ha ha han han han-nya han-nya hara hara mi mi mi mi mi♪"
    (a skipping-record version of the Heart Sutra's "Hannya Haramitta")
    24AnonymousSep 9, 2026 22:22
    The lead monk had incredible overtone groove, but the trainee-looking one next to him was pretty weak.
    25AnonymousSep 9, 2026 22:22
    Why not just skip calling a monk altogether and play a recording from the start?
    26AnonymousSep 9, 2026 22:24
    But didn't one of Matsuoka's own juniors have a mic fall over mid-song during a live broadcast, and the vocals just kept playing anyway?

    I bet viewers at the time were thinking, "Sing for real, you jerk!"
    27AnonymousSep 9, 2026 22:24
    Re: #1
    They eat meat, drink, smoke, gamble, chase women — no different from regular people.
    Except for a rare few who are the real deal,
    most monks these days are basically running it as a business.
    All they want is an easy life and money.
    And yet they still act high and mighty demanding cash.
    28AnonymousSep 9, 2026 22:24
    Conceptually, a tape's the same as a folded sutra booklet (orihon). Eventually we'll move on to a "Buddha Machine" with LED lights and incense built in. Whether it goes self-propelled remains to be seen.
    37AnonymousSep 9, 2026 22:28
    Re: #28
    So in the near future, something that looks like a Pepper robot will just glide in from the waiting room?
    That would crack me up lol
    29AnonymousSep 9, 2026 22:25
    Just play the sutra as background music, honestly.
    30AnonymousSep 9, 2026 22:25
    If a tape's good enough, you don't even need the monk.
    31AnonymousSep 9, 2026 22:26
    In reality there's no heaven or hell — just flesh, and that's it.
    32AnonymousSep 9, 2026 22:26
    Honestly, you could just chant it yourself, like members of that one "Gakkai" do.
    47AnonymousSep 9, 2026 22:34
    Re: #32
    Funeral time is the one occasion I actually envy Soka Gakkai members.
    The Gakkai aunties just took over and handled everything for us.
    33AnonymousSep 9, 2026 22:26
    TOKIO mimed playing their instruments too, right?
    So what's there to even be surprised about?
    34AnonymousSep 9, 2026 22:26
    Wasn't TOKIO also just miming their instruments?
    35AnonymousSep 9, 2026 22:26
    I make Heart Sutra videos myself — pop in an iPhone and that's basically what you'd get.
    36AnonymousSep 9, 2026 22:27
    Same as a singer lip-syncing at a live show.
    39AnonymousSep 9, 2026 22:28
    What if Netflix made a whole feature out of it —
    a monk chanting sutras —
    subscriber numbers would go up.
    44AnonymousSep 9, 2026 22:32
    And yet even a regular member can chant "Nam-Myoho-Renge-Kyo" themselves.
    45AnonymousSep 9, 2026 22:33
    Re: #1
    If all you care about is the appearance of it, then who cares?
    48AnonymousSep 9, 2026 22:34
    A monk idol group dancing while lip-syncing sutras — that could totally happen someday.
    49AnonymousSep 9, 2026 22:35
    Whether it's Kumamon or Mickey Mouse, they keep up the fantasy that there's only ever one of them. That's fine, isn't it?
    82AnonymousSep 9, 2026 23:29
    I wish the "funerals are unnecessary" movement would catch on already.
    My dad's funeral cost a million yen (~$6,700), and I had to cover whatever was left after the condolence money.
    Flowers alone running into the tens of thousands of yen — that's basically a rip-off bar.
    86AnonymousSep 9, 2026 23:36
    Re: #82

    But you got an inheritance out of it, right? lol

    Background and talking points

    The custom of monks receiving a fee (o-fuse) for chanting sutras at funerals remains deeply entrenched, but the going rate — and even whether a fee is charged at all — varies widely by temple and region, with no official standard. Anecdotes in the thread cite figures of “200,000 to 500,000 yen (roughly $1,300–$3,300) per session,” and it’s that very lack of transparency around cost that makes the topic so easy to pile onto. Commenters also cited an explanation (originating from NHK’s “Chiko-chan Will Scold You!”) noting that sutras aren’t actually meant to mourn the dead but rather to convey the Buddha’s teachings — suggesting many people misunderstand their true meaning. The use of taped sutra recordings is reportedly a real practice in some cases, driven by aging monks’ declining health and a shortage of clergy — meaning this may reflect a genuine shortage of people to perform funeral rites rather than just being a punchline, a point the thread itself never raised. It’s also worth noting that many of the jabs in the thread specifically drew a parallel to Matsuoka’s own history of miming instrument performances during his TOKIO days — a callback unique to this particular story.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Geinou/Sports News+) thread “[Entertainment] Masahiro Matsuoka recounts a shocking funeral moment — a senior monk attended, yet… “The sutra was on tape” / “So it’s lip-syncing, huh?”.”

  • Former J.League Player, 25, Released — Club Cites ‘Confirmed Contract Violation’

    JFL club Criacao Shinjuku announced on the 9th that it had terminated the contract of forward Iku Wada (25), effective the same day. The club gave only one reason: “conduct confirmed to constitute a breach of contract,” without disclosing any specifics. Wada had joined the club just this July after stints with Azul Claro Numazu and FC Osaka following his time at the University of Tsukuba, and had even appeared in the Emperor’s Cup. On 5ch, the vaguely worded announcement fueled speculation about what actually happened, along with broader questions about how clubs handle disclosure of this kind of scandal.

    Gekisaka, 9/9 19:23

    Criacao Shinjuku (JFL) announced on the 8th that it was terminating the contract of forward Iku Wada (25), effective the same day. The club explained on its official site: “Regarding this player, conduct confirmed to constitute a breach of contract was identified; following discussion with the player, the contract has been terminated by mutual agreement.”

    Wada went from Hannan University High School to the University of Tsukuba before joining Azul Claro Numazu in 2023. He was the team’s top scorer with 11 goals in J3 in 2024, then made a full transfer to FC Osaka in 2025. When his contract with FC Osaka expired at the end of the 2026 special season, he moved to Criacao Shinjuku in July. So far he had appeared in one JFL match and two Emperor’s Cup matches (first and second rounds).

    Source: web.gekisaka.jp / Original article here

    2AnonymousSep 9, 2026 20:55
    Guess I'll crack open a beer while watching Peace-kun, the world's most famous capybara, at Omiya Zoo on YouTube lol
    7AnonymousSep 9, 2026 20:57
    There's been a lot of this lately and it's honestly unsettling — at least give a reason before you cut someone loose
    15AnonymousSep 9, 2026 21:02
    Stuff like this never turns out to be anything good, but the 'Tax League' (a snide nickname for the J.League implying clubs run on public subsidies) always covers it up
    27AnonymousSep 9, 2026 21:06
    Didn't know Shinjuku even had a JFL team
    Where's their home ground supposed to be?
    42AnonymousSep 9, 2026 21:13
    Re: #27
    They caught flak for getting a special-exception license by using National Stadium and Nishigaoka as home venues
    36AnonymousSep 9, 2026 21:11
    Is it even right to call a JFL player a 'J.League player'?
    40AnonymousSep 9, 2026 21:13
    Re: #36
    Can't you read the word 'former'?
    37AnonymousSep 9, 2026 21:12
    Just implant a shock collar in them and keep them in line
    38AnonymousSep 9, 2026 21:13
    There was that old bit on Gottsu Ee Kanji (the Downtown comedy show) joking that Bellmare Hiratsuka's home ground was basically an apartment building
    39AnonymousSep 9, 2026 21:13
    'J.League player' lol
    Most of them earn less than me, and I'm just a regular salaryman lol
    Can you even call that pro?
    Buahahaha (´・ω・`)
    64AnonymousSep 9, 2026 21:30
    Re: #39
    Posting from your Raku-Raku Phone again lol (an easy-to-use phone marketed to seniors)
    You're living off your pension, aren't you lol
    45AnonymousSep 9, 2026 21:15
    If your hometown's in one of Tokyo's 23 wards, even a 'homeless' club (one with no real home stadium) gets handed a license
    It's like some kind of elite discount
    Every one of these lower-league clubs is loaded with money
    65AnonymousSep 9, 2026 21:30
    Re: #45
    If they ever got promoted it'd be worse than FC Osaka — people asking 'where's your actual home ground?'
    Can't exactly make National Stadium their permanent base
    46AnonymousSep 9, 2026 21:18
    "We take this matter seriously…" — Kansai Division 1 club hands 36-year-old former J.League player an indefinite suspension, citing "conduct in violation of compliance"
    https://news.yahoo.co.jp/articles/a33f8162225649fc43310d21d82358e9d39cea87
    51AnonymousSep 9, 2026 21:21
    Re: #46
    This guy's actually pretty well-known
    48AnonymousSep 9, 2026 21:19
    Retired athletes face rising risk of gambling addiction — the former pro soccer player charged with theft
    https://news.yahoo.co.jp/articles/3a98ee6e29ec9c0a5e3ddbc2aee10269e614700c
    53AnonymousSep 9, 2026 21:21
    Oh, it's read 'Shinjuku,' not 'Niijuku' (same kanji, different place)
    54AnonymousSep 9, 2026 21:23
    Reads like the kind of statement you'd see when an idol gets fired
    57AnonymousSep 9, 2026 21:25
    Way too many pro teams here I've never even heard of
    Who are these guys
    63AnonymousSep 9, 2026 21:30
    He turns 26 in December, so that'd make it his 4th year since graduating
    He'd probably be better off giving up and starting a second career at this point
    But having a press release like this go out under his real name
    makes it sound like he did something truly outrageous
    so job hunting is going to be rough for him

    Background and Key Points of This Discussion

    When J.League-affiliated clubs release a player over misconduct, it’s a fairly common practice to announce it only as “conduct constituting a breach of contract” without disclosing the specific violation — likely out of consideration for the player’s honor and privacy, as well as the possibility of ongoing disputes. In the thread, plenty of speculation flew around about what Wada actually did, but the club has offered no further explanation, so none of it should be taken as confirmed. Posters also pointed to a case from this past July in which a 36-year-old former J.League player at another club was suspended indefinitely over a compliance violation, suggesting this kind of vague disclosure is a recurring pattern across the sport. Readers should keep in mind that the specifics of the “breach of contract” remain undisclosed, and should be careful not to mistake speculation for confirmed fact.

    *This article is compiled and summarized from the 5channel (Geisou Sokuho+) thread “Former J.League Player, 25, Suddenly Released: “Conduct Confirmed to Constitute a Breach of Contract”.”

  • Comedian Mimata Mata Leaves 33-Year Talent Agency for Real Estate — 5ch: “Mimata’s Just Happy the Debt Collectors Stopped Calling”

    Comedian Mimata Mata has left TAP, the talent agency he’d belonged to for roughly 33 years dating back to its earlier incarnation as Office Kitano, departing at the end of July this year, according to a report by Shukan Josei. The move is reportedly linked to long-rumored debt troubles, and Mimata himself has now spoken about the circumstances after transitioning into the real estate business. On 5ch, the thread filled up with reactions to his long-running reputation as a chronic debtor, alongside comments reminiscing about his career — his famous impression of Kinpachi-sensei, past commercial appearances, and the story behind the stage name Takeshi gave him.

    Mimata Mata Was Secretly “Fired” From His Agency Over Debt Trouble! He Speaks Out on His Switch to Real Estate: “The Truth Behind the Unpaid Debts”

    A fellow comedian told Shukan Josei the following:

    “Mimata Mata left TAP, the agency he’d been with for about 33 years going back to when it was Office Kitano, at the end of July.”

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Original article here

    3AnonymousSep 9, 2026 18:38
    Ignoring both Edamame and Taka? That takes some serious nerve. (Tsumami Edamame is TAP's company president; "Taka-san" likely refers to Beat Takeshi)
    5AnonymousSep 9, 2026 18:39
    Borrowing money from Miyasako? At that point it's basically a loan shark. (Hiroyuki Miyasako, fellow comedian)
    6AnonymousSep 9, 2026 18:39
    His Kinpachi-sensei impression was shocking, honestly
    It was genuinely on a whole different level from anything before it. (Kinpachi-sensei: the iconic teacher character from the drama '3-nen B-gumi Kinpachi-sensei')
    105AnonymousSep 9, 2026 20:22
    Re: #6
    Everyone who did a Kinpachi impression after him ended up just doing an impression of Mimata doing Kinpachi.
    14AnonymousSep 9, 2026 18:44
    Robert Kiyosaki, author of the worldwide bestseller 'Rich Dad Poor Dad,' has revealed he's saddled with roughly $1.2 billion (about ¥184.725 billion) in real estate investment debt, saying "please don't copy me" — a comment that's been making waves.
    15AnonymousSep 9, 2026 18:44
    A textbook case of a name you've heard a hundred times but a face you've never actually seen.
    17AnonymousSep 9, 2026 18:44
    If he can land comedian gigs through his real estate connections, at least there's no agency skimming a cut off his fee
    Though he's probably the type to blow through every yen he earns anyway.
    19AnonymousSep 9, 2026 18:46
    Start over as Korokke's assistant, Ham Egg! (Korokke is a veteran celebrity-impression comedian; "Ham Egg" appears to be a mocking nickname for Mimata)
    24AnonymousSep 9, 2026 18:47
    The stage name Takeshi gave him: "Mizuatama Suitou" (roughly "Water-Head Thermos")
    Then it became "Atama Dali" (because the flat back of his head looked like a Dali painting)
    Takeshi really is unhinged.
    32AnonymousSep 9, 2026 18:51
    Re: #24
    Can't forget "Minunumi" either.
    25AnonymousSep 9, 2026 18:47
    Be grateful for President Tsumami Edamame's mercy.
    27AnonymousSep 9, 2026 18:49
    His seniors: Shimura, Takeshi, Matsumoto, Dacho Club
    His juniors: the Chihara Brothers, Miyasako, Ariyoshi, Miyagawa

    With that many comedian buddies surrounding him, Mimata's debt should be no problem at all.
    35AnonymousSep 9, 2026 18:53
    He was basically done as a talent the moment Matsumoto cut ties with him.
    37AnonymousSep 9, 2026 18:53
    Celebrities sure seem busy — hiding their names one day, putting themselves front and center the next.
    38AnonymousSep 9, 2026 18:54
    If there's ever a story tailor-made for the phrase "well, of course," this is it.
    42AnonymousSep 9, 2026 18:58
    Being able to borrow this much money is a talent in itself — maybe he'll actually strike it big in real estate.
    43AnonymousSep 9, 2026 18:58
    Getting fired from his agency and being happy the debt collectors stopped calling — that's Mimata for you.
    68AnonymousSep 9, 2026 19:35
    Did President Edamame finally blow his top?
    Wonder what his old comedy partner Yamazaki and Omiya no Matsu are up to these days.
    76AnonymousSep 9, 2026 19:43
    Comedians and debt go together like right-wing groups and cult religions.
    78AnonymousSep 9, 2026 19:48
    Re: #76
    A comedian who actually holds onto his money is a seriously boring comedian lol

    I won't say you have to be wild, but I don't think you're a real comedian unless your outlook on life and money is a little unhinged

    Even now, hearing stories about Shintaro Katsu just makes you think, "ah, that's the level of wild you have to be to make it as an actor" lol (Shintaro Katsu: legendary actor famous for his outrageous off-screen behavior)
    79AnonymousSep 9, 2026 19:49
    Re: #76
    Mimata seems like the type whose loyalties would flip back and forth depending on who's paying.
    82AnonymousSep 9, 2026 19:51
    That solo show he had in Sendai, 'Mimata no Bangumi,' was seriously hilarious.
    88AnonymousSep 9, 2026 19:59
    Re: #82
    That show ended at a weird time too, so he probably screwed something up.

    Background and Key Points of This Story

    It’s worth noting that this report doesn’t come from an official statement by Mimata or his agency, but secondhand, via an unnamed comedian speaking to Shukan Josei. TAP, the agency Mimata belonged to, is known for having fellow comedian Tsumami Edamame as its president, and comments in the thread frequently touched on that relationship. Mimata has long been a subject of debt-related stories, and this reported departure and shift into real estate has emerged less through his own active account and more through a buildup of secondhand testimony following the report. The agency itself has offered only a “no comment,” so the parts of the story that can be treated as confirmed fact — such as the exact debt amount or repayment status — remain limited. While the thread was mostly filled with career retrospectives built around his long-established public image, it also included posts based on hearsay about his private life, so this article focuses primarily on the portions with clear sourcing.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Geisports Bulletin+) thread “[Entertainment] Mimata Mata Was Secretly “Fired” From His Agency Over Debt Trouble! He Speaks Out on His Switch to Real Estate: “The Truth Behind the Unpaid Debts”.”