Author: Japan Reacts Editorial

  • Med Student: “Phew… Phew… I got my medical license… Now let’s go fix everyone’s anuses!” → Becomes a proctologist

    A thread went up on 5ch’s “Nandemo Jikkyou G” (Live Anything) board where a med student pumped himself up, declaring, “I studied like crazy and finally got my medical license… now, time to fix everyone’s anuses!”

    The thread kicked off with jokes about what proctologists are even for and cracks like “they stare at other people’s anuses 24/7, 365 days a year,” before spiraling into a broader debate about the popularity and pecking order of different medical specialties — OB-GYN, pediatrics, psychiatry, cardiac surgery, and more.

    1AnonymousAug 20, 2026 12:21
    Nah, that's not how it's gonna go.
    2AnonymousAug 20, 2026 12:21
    "Now, let's go ogle actresses' butts for free!" is more like it.
    3AnonymousAug 20, 2026 12:21
    Nah, proctologists are a blessing.
    4AnonymousAug 20, 2026 12:22
    Proctologists have nasty personalities though.
    6AnonymousAug 20, 2026 12:23
    Re: #4
    Well yeah, when all you look at is other people's anuses 24/7, 365 days a year, your personality's bound to get twisted.
    50AnonymousAug 20, 2026 12:41
    Re: #6
    Come on, they must have SOME time when they're not looking at anuses.
    7AnonymousAug 20, 2026 12:23
    A proctologist saved me as a kid, and that's what made me want to become one myself.
    9AnonymousAug 20, 2026 12:24
    Proctology is important, obviously.
    We're not kids here.
    10AnonymousAug 20, 2026 12:25
    Stuff like this slowly chips away at the field, and if proctology specialists end up drastically dwindling down the road, it's us who'll be in trouble.
    If cosmetic surgeons vanished, nobody would care, but if doctors who actually treat disease disappear, we're the ones who'd suffer — I don't get what people are trying to accomplish.
    11AnonymousAug 20, 2026 12:25
    If your anus goes bad, life gets miserable real fast — of course it's important.
    14AnonymousAug 20, 2026 12:26
    How far does a proctologist's territory actually extend?
    Internally, up to the sigmoid colon?
    Externally, all the way to the crack??
    15AnonymousAug 20, 2026 12:27
    But doctors check every box of the "4K" jobs — stinky, dirty, brutal, and loaded (a riff on Japan's "3K" label for tough/dirty/dangerous jobs, with "rich" tacked on here).
    16AnonymousAug 20, 2026 12:27
    I'm a med student myself, and I don't know a single guy around me who wants to go into OB-GYN.
    Even our OB-GYN professor said, "I probably shouldn't say this, but honestly, we really wish more male students would go into obstetrics and gynecology."
    17AnonymousAug 20, 2026 12:28
    Nobody said proctologists "don't need to exist," so saying "it's important" isn't actually a rebuttal to anything.
    18AnonymousAug 20, 2026 12:28
    Reasons to go into it: the bar's high since you need experience across multiple fields like gastroenterology, so competition is low.
    Surprisingly, a lot of women have hemorrhoids too, so patients aren't scarce.
    And there's basically no risk of a fatal medical accident.
    27AnonymousAug 20, 2026 12:31
    Where does it fall in the doctor hierarchy, I wonder? I'd guess surgeons and ER doctors sit at the top.
    101AnonymousAug 20, 2026 13:24
    Re: #27
    If a proctologist only treated hemorrhoids, sure, but in reality they're GI surgeons who also handle tough procedures like the Hartmann procedure, so other departments actually respect them.
    35AnonymousAug 20, 2026 12:35
    Bottom tier is pediatrics.
    Seriously, nobody wanted it.
    54AnonymousAug 20, 2026 12:43
    Which department is basically "only the highly capable need apply"?
    60AnonymousAug 20, 2026 12:44
    Re: #54
    Cardiac surgery.
    You need to be smart AND have the stamina to pull three straight all-nighters.
    56AnonymousAug 20, 2026 12:43
    Just being a doctor already commands respect, but
    I guess even among doctors there's some kind of caste system, huh 😔
    59AnonymousAug 20, 2026 12:44
    Re: #56
    It'd be great if the whole world thought like you (stares off into the distance)
    70AnonymousAug 20, 2026 12:49
    It's a more necessary specialty than psychiatry, honestly.
    102AnonymousAug 20, 2026 13:27
    Re: #70
    Psychiatry is necessary too.
    They're working hard to keep 200,000 long-term inpatients from being released back into general society.
    87AnonymousAug 20, 2026 12:59
    Turns out most young OB-GYNs these days are women.
    At this rate, obstetrics/gynecology is headed for collapse.
    92AnonymousAug 20, 2026 13:04
    Re: #87
    With the birth rate falling, the number of doctors needed is dropping too, so it probably balances out.
    94AnonymousAug 20, 2026 13:10
    Re: #87
    Female doctors tend not to want night shifts, so you should just assume nighttime deliveries won't be a thing anymore.
    105AnonymousAug 20, 2026 13:30
    If you need hemorrhoid surgery, go to the surgery department at a big hospital.
    I went to a private proctology clinic first and it was awful — they just dragged the treatment out.
    110AnonymousAug 20, 2026 13:56
    Re: #105
    Dermatology was awful too.
    I wanted a cyst removed from a sensitive area ASAP, but they just kept stalling with medication. A full year later I finally got a referral to a big hospital and got it fixed with surgery.
    106AnonymousAug 20, 2026 13:31
    Dentists have it pretty rough too, don't they.
    Other people's mouths are nasty.

    Background and Key Points

    Med student proctology thread → English closer.

    **Background readers need:** Japan’s medical hierarchy runs partly on prestige and lifestyle. Proctology (肛門科, kōmonka) is a real subspecialty of gastrointestinal surgery, not just hemorrhoid-popping — treating anal fistulas, hemorrhoids, and procedures like the Hartmann operation. It survives in Japan through a network of dedicated specialty clinics (専門クリニック) alongside hospital GI-surgery departments, a setup less common in the US or UK, where colorectal issues mostly funnel through general/colorectal surgery. On the other end of the debate, OB-GYN (産婦人科) has a well-documented staffing crisis: grueling night shifts for deliveries, high malpractice liability, and a shrinking pool of male applicants — a professor’s on-record plea in the thread (“we really wish more male students would go into obstetrics”) reflects a real recruitment problem discussed in Japanese medical education circles for years.

    **Where the thread split:** Not on whether proctology matters — nobody argued that — but on rank. Posters diverged over whether “necessary/undesirable” specialties like proctology and psychiatry deserve more respect than their reputation suggests, versus a competing view that pediatrics and OB-GYN are the true bottom-tier postings because of pay, hours, and lawsuit risk, while cardiac surgery sits at the top purely on difficulty and stamina.

    **What outsiders likely miss:** The debate says nothing about reimbursement rates — in Japan’s national health insurance (fee schedule) system, procedural specialties like surgery and cardiac surgery are compensated far better per hour than cognitive/talk-heavy fields like psychiatry or general pediatrics, which is a bigger driver of the pecking order than posters here admit.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Nandemo Jikkyou G) thread “Med Student: “Phew… Phew… I studied so hard and finally got my medical license…! Now! Let’s go fix everyone’s anuses!” → Becomes a proctologist.”

  • Best Places to Live in Kanagawa Outside Yokohama? 5ch Debates Ebina, Kawasaki, and Hiratsuka

    A thread titled “I want to live in Kanagawa Prefecture outside Yokohama City” popped up on 5ch’s “Livegalileo” (live-discussion) board, sparking talk about what it’s actually like to live in places like Ebina, Kawasaki, Hiratsuka, Chigasaki, and Hayama.

    Ebina drew praise for its transit convenience, but others warned about liquefaction risk and the Sagami River’s flood potential, while more practical voices pointed out that the Shonan coastal area is rough to live in without a car — leaving the thread split.

    1AnonymousAug 19, 2026 20:20
    Ebina, maybe?
    2AnonymousAug 19, 2026 20:21
    Say what you want, but Kawasaki's convenient — way better than ending up somewhere like Atsugi.
    7AnonymousAug 19, 2026 20:24
    Re: #2
    Kawasaki's air is way too polluted.
    3AnonymousAug 19, 2026 20:22
    Ebina's population is exploding, but if a big earthquake hits, that ground looks primed to liquefy.
    10AnonymousAug 19, 2026 20:25
    Re: #3
    By that logic you couldn't live anywhere around there.
    46AnonymousAug 19, 2026 20:36
    Re: #3
    Just so you know — if the Sagami River overflows, it's Ebina that's in trouble, not the Atsugi side.
    5AnonymousAug 19, 2026 20:23
    Isn't Machida pretty convenient?
    8AnonymousAug 19, 2026 20:24
    Re: #5
    Not interested in Tokyo proper (Machida is technically part of Tokyo, not Kanagawa).
    9AnonymousAug 19, 2026 20:25
    I live in Ebina and it's honestly easy to live in — it's a bit out in the countryside, but there's decent shopping and it's easy to get into the city too.
    13AnonymousAug 19, 2026 20:26
    Re: #9
    Walked around Vinawalk today and now I'm sure of it — this place is livable. (Vinawalk is the big shopping complex by Ebina Station)
    12AnonymousAug 19, 2026 20:25
    Once you want a no-transfer train ride into Tokyo's 23 wards, rent stays high. Stop caring about access to central Tokyo and it drops fast.
    20AnonymousAug 19, 2026 20:27
    Re: #12
    Honestly the area along the Sagami Line isn't bad either.
    14AnonymousAug 19, 2026 20:26
    Central Kanagawa ("Kenou") has cheap land, bad public safety, and a low rate of kids taking private middle-school entrance exams — I'd skip it. (Writing this from Hayama, by the way.)
    54AnonymousAug 19, 2026 20:38
    Re: #14
    Compared to Fukuoka or Kansai, Kanagawa's crime rate is nothing.
    23AnonymousAug 19, 2026 20:29
    Even within Yokosuka, somewhere like Akiya near Hayama seems nice. If you're living in Kanagawa, go coastal.
    29AnonymousAug 19, 2026 20:30
    Re: #23
    A spot that gets wiped out by the Nankai Trough megaquake… not so sure about that.
    28AnonymousAug 19, 2026 20:30
    Ebina's hot. If you can handle brutal heat waves, it's probably fine?
    31AnonymousAug 19, 2026 20:30
    Re: #28
    Walked around today and it wasn't even that hot.
    30AnonymousAug 19, 2026 20:30
    Re: #13
    You've got JR, Sotetsu, and Odakyu lines, and Ebina's even the starting station for the Sotetsu Line — it's the best.
    32AnonymousAug 19, 2026 20:31
    Re: #30
    JR needs to move its station already.
    35AnonymousAug 19, 2026 20:32
    Re: #29
    I'm in Hayama, and it's marked pink on the hazard map, so if a tsunami hits, I'm done for. But if you're going to live in central Kanagawa anyway, why not just live in Tokyo proper? If you're deliberately moving to Kanagawa, the coast makes more sense. Personally I think somewhere like Ninomiya is also a nice rural pick.
    38AnonymousAug 19, 2026 20:32
    Re: #35
    If it's coastal, Hiratsuka or Chigasaki would've been good calls.
    40AnonymousAug 19, 2026 20:34
    Re: #38
    Hiratsuka's fine if you're on the south side. The Beniya-cho area is a bit sketchy, so I wouldn't want to live near the north exit. (Beniya-cho is a nightlife district by Hiratsuka Station)
    45AnonymousAug 19, 2026 20:36
    Re: #40
    Haven't been to the side near the velodrome, but the area near city hall is nice.
    48AnonymousAug 19, 2026 20:36
    The Tama side of Kawasaki is really nice, I think.
    51AnonymousAug 19, 2026 20:37
    Re: #48
    Somewhere like Asao Ward has way too high rent.
    49AnonymousAug 19, 2026 20:37
    Saw the old Sagami Kokubunji temple ruins today — up on that high ground, it's probably pretty disaster-resistant.
    58AnonymousAug 19, 2026 20:39
    Re: #49
    Central Kanagawa sits on a river terrace, so past a certain slope it's all elevated plateau. (a stepped landform carved by the river over time)
    56AnonymousAug 19, 2026 20:39
    The stretch from Chigasaki to Kamakura is rough to live in without a car, and even with one, the traffic is hell. Hiratsuka's just barely tolerable, but even if you head to the beach there, people still laugh and go 'lol, Hiratsuka.'
    60AnonymousAug 19, 2026 20:42
    Re: #56
    Can't really blame it — the Miura Peninsula got urbanized in an era that never planned for getting around by car.
    70AnonymousAug 19, 2026 20:47
    What about along Ibaraki's Joban Line or the Tsukuba Express?
    74AnonymousAug 19, 2026 20:48
    Re: #70
    That's basically Chiba at that point.
    78AnonymousAug 19, 2026 20:49
    Re: #60
    Still, the location can't be beat — every morning I walk my dog on the beach with a massive Mt. Fuji staring right back at me.
    80AnonymousAug 19, 2026 20:51
    Re: #78
    Then why are there so many vacant houses?
    98AnonymousAug 19, 2026 20:55
    Fujisawa and Kamakura are nice, but it's a long haul to central Tokyo.
    102AnonymousAug 19, 2026 20:56
    Re: #98
    Ebina's actually close to Shinjuku.

    Background and Key Points

    Kanagawa Prefecture is Japan’s second most populous prefecture, with roughly 9.2 million residents, but its identity outside Yokohama and Kawasaki is genuinely fragmented. “Kenou” (central Kanagawa), where Ebina and Atsugi sit, is inland river-terrace terrain shaped by the Sagami River; “Shonan,” running from Chigasaki through Hiratsuka to Kamakura and Hayama, is the prefecture’s famous Pacific coastline. Kawasaki’s coastal wards still carry the legacy of the Keihin industrial belt, a corridor of refineries and factories built through the 20th century that gave the city its old reputation for poor air quality, even though pollution controls have since brought it in line with national standards.

    The thread’s real fault line wasn’t Yokohama versus everywhere else — it was inland convenience versus coastal risk. Ebina backers valued its three-railway hub (JR, Odakyu, Sotetsu) and shopping, while critics raised the Sagami River’s flood potential and liquefaction on its alluvial ground. Shonan backers cited beach living and views of Mt. Fuji, but were met with warnings about Nankai Trough tsunami exposure and near-total car dependency, since the coast urbanized before postwar road planning caught up.

    What outside readers likely miss is Machida: despite sitting in the middle of this Kanagawa conversation geographically and functioning as its shared commercial hub, it is legally part of Tokyo Metropolis, not Kanagawa — an administrative quirk that trips up anyone reading the map rather than the ward boundaries. The thread also never cites actual crime statistics; the “bad public safety” claim for central Kanagawa is impressionistic, and National Police Agency data doesn’t support ranking it above Fukuoka or Osaka.

    *This article is composed from excerpts and a summary of the 5ch (Livegalileo board) thread “I want to live in Kanagawa Prefecture outside Yokohama City”.

  • Chef’s Video of Dumping a Mountain of Salt on Fish Sparks Debate: ‘This Much Is Normal, Right?’

    A video of a female chef pouring a huge amount of salt over a fish went viral on social media and became a hot topic on 5channel as well. Some pointed out how it differs from proper shiogama-yaki (salt-crust baking), others defended it as pricing that bakes in the cost of the performance along with the ingredients, while still others questioned the hygiene of handling a phone with bare hands — and the discussion even expanded into comparisons with sumo wrestlers scattering salt in the ring.

    1AnonymousAug 18, 2026 09:51
    tps://video.twimg.com/amplify_video/2089031429997187072/vid/avc1/1126×1640/sefpBCtvxHnURMhq.mp4?tag=29
    2AnonymousAug 18, 2026 09:52
    This is just the restaurant's concept, so it's got nothing to do with gender
    6AnonymousAug 18, 2026 09:54
    That's one of those robatayaki (hearth-grill) joints that's been dumping tons of salt lately, right?
    8AnonymousAug 18, 2026 09:55
    The 'let the ingredients speak for themselves' purists are gonna lose it
    13AnonymousAug 18, 2026 09:56
    Re: #8
    One of those 'ingredient purist' tribe members, huh?
    18AnonymousAug 18, 2026 09:58
    Cleaning the floor and drain after that seems like a pain
    22AnonymousAug 18, 2026 09:59
    As long as it's not just a crappy stunt for clout, it's fine
    104AnonymousAug 18, 2026 11:19
    Re: #22
    Is there any other reason to do something like this?
    26AnonymousAug 18, 2026 10:00
    There's that dish where they pack the fish in a salt crust, right?
    It's probably that
    31AnonymousAug 18, 2026 10:03
    The fact the chef isn't even wearing a hat tells you everything about this place's standards
    33AnonymousAug 18, 2026 10:05
    They're charging customers for all that wasted salt too, how ridiculous
    35AnonymousAug 18, 2026 10:06
    Re: #33
    That doesn't even cost 5 yen
    Have you never bought salt at a supermarket, you middle-aged shut-in still living with your parents (kodo-oji)?
    38AnonymousAug 18, 2026 10:07
    Do customers actually look at this and go 'whoa, amazing!'?
    39AnonymousAug 18, 2026 10:08
    40AnonymousAug 18, 2026 10:08
    Menus at places like this probably have the performance baked right into the price
    42AnonymousAug 18, 2026 10:09
    Wait, is that first fish a kinki (thornyhead rockfish)?
    It's pretty big, how much would that even run…
    44AnonymousAug 18, 2026 10:11
    Re: #35
    I mean, salt's actually gotten pretty pricey too
    Hakata no Shio (a popular salt brand) runs almost 400 yen
    53AnonymousAug 18, 2026 10:16
    Re: #44
    That's for 1kg, right? And that's retail, not wholesale
    Even if it really is 400 yen per kg, 50g of that is only 20 yen
    63AnonymousAug 18, 2026 10:25
    Re: #53
    Even if the raw cost is 20 yen, they're obviously marking it up 20x on the price
    105AnonymousAug 18, 2026 11:20
    Re: #53
    People obsessed with 'raw ingredient cost' are seriously dense
    45AnonymousAug 18, 2026 10:13
    This is the hottest battle on X right now
    You guys better think hard about which side you're on

    80AnonymousAug 18, 2026 10:36
    Re: #45
    Lmao the defenders bringing up shiogama-yaki (salt-crust baking)
    Where's the shiogama-yaki element in this cooking method?
    The only thing they have in common is using salt — if it's just excessive salt for show, that's a waste
    83AnonymousAug 18, 2026 10:39
    Re: #45
    The amount of salt 'needed' for shiogama-yaki (salt-crust bake)
    The amount of salt 'needed' for shioyaki (salt-grilled fish)
    Those are different dishes, so the comparison is off the mark
    87AnonymousAug 18, 2026 10:43
    Re: #45
    Looked it up and the purpose and method are totally different lol
    47AnonymousAug 18, 2026 10:14
    The fact they don't even flinch at wasting this much confirms they're using dirt-cheap refined salt
    Grilling with good, flavorful salt is the whole point — this basically says 'this place is for suckers who go for the show'
    54AnonymousAug 18, 2026 10:17
    Wearing a phone around her neck is weird too
    Phones are supposedly dirtier than a toilet seat
    And right at the start she shoves it out of the way like it's in her hair
    55AnonymousAug 18, 2026 10:17
    If the salt that falls on the floor is just getting flushed straight down the drain, that's speeding up pipe corrosion in the area
    56AnonymousAug 18, 2026 10:17
    Working with a phone dangling around her neck is wild, looks like her personal phone too
    And she's adjusting its position with her bare hands, that's just done for
    Phones are basically toilet-seat-level filthy
    58AnonymousAug 18, 2026 10:19
    They say it's aimed at foreigners, but are there even restaurants overseas that pull stunts like this?
    60AnonymousAug 18, 2026 10:24
    Japan's always been a country with basically infinite salt, so using this much is fine
    76AnonymousAug 18, 2026 10:33
    Experience-focused restaurants just aren't for the cost-performance obsessed guys (kosupa-oji)
    78AnonymousAug 18, 2026 10:34
    Re: #76
    'Not for cost-performance guys' → wrong
    'Not for normal, sane people' → correct
    82AnonymousAug 18, 2026 10:39
    Honestly this is fine
    Sumo wrestlers scatter way more salt than this
    That's the one that actually has no real point
    88AnonymousAug 18, 2026 10:43
    Re: #82
    Well, that one's a ritual though

    If this fish or shrimp were cursed and needed a ton of salt dumped on them, everyone would totally get it
    90AnonymousAug 18, 2026 10:46
    Re: #82
    It's a holdover from when it was a Shinto rite to ward off evil spirits and pray for a bountiful harvest, so it technically still carries meaning
    91AnonymousAug 18, 2026 10:49
    Re: #82
    That's totally different
    To begin with, that's not done as a joke. Though the times wrestlers goof around and fling huge amounts during regional tours, that's basically the same as this video

    Background and Key Points

    Shiogama-yaki, the technique posters invoke to defend the video, is a specific method: a whole fish is packed in a paste of salt and egg white and baked until it hardens into a shell, which seals in moisture and lightly seasons the flesh as it steams inside. It is not the same act as pouring loose refined salt over a fish on an open robata grill, which is why several posters call the comparison a category error. Robatayaki restaurants built around live, camera-ready hearth cooking have become a recognizable genre on Japanese social media, and stunts like this are usually aimed at video engagement as much as at diners in the room. On pricing, ordinary Japanese table salt runs only a few hundred yen per kilogram at retail, so the raw cost of the salt shown is trivial even by the thread’s own math.

    The actual fault line in the thread is narrower than “wasteful or not” — it’s whether the shiogama-yaki defense holds up at all, with several posters concluding the two dishes share nothing but the word “salt,” and whether a near-zero ingredient cost invalidates charging for the show.

    One claim readers should question: a poster asserts Japan has “basically infinite salt,” but Japan has almost no usable salt fields because of its humid climate, and domestic salt was a government monopoly (senbai seido) until deregulation in 1997 specifically because supply was historically scarce, not abundant. No one in the thread also notes that sumo’s salt-throwing (kiyome no shio) is a Shinto purification rite for the ring, not a food-preparation act, despite being pulled into the debate as a comparison.

    ※This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5channel (Nandemo Jikkyo G) thread “[Video] Female Chef: ‘Salt on Fish? This Much Is Normal’“.

  • Is a 90-Minute Commute Too Long? 5ch: “Round-Trip, That’s 4 Hours Wasted”

    “Isn’t it crazy to spend more than an hour and a half commuting?” — that post kicked off a wide-ranging debate on 5ch about commute times. Users shared stories of commutes stretching from 20 minutes to 2 hours after company-mandated transfers, and confessions of losing 4 hours a day round-trip, before the discussion expanded into whether remote work is the answer and how it factors into buying versus renting a home.

    1AnonymousAug 21, 2026 10:15
    Yeah, myself included, I genuinely think that.
    2AnonymousAug 21, 2026 10:16
    The company just transfers you somewhere far away without even asking.
    4AnonymousAug 21, 2026 10:17
    Re: #2
    Exactly this.
    My commute went from 20 minutes to 2 hours too.
    25AnonymousAug 21, 2026 10:31
    Re: #2
    Just move, then.
    6AnonymousAug 21, 2026 10:19
    Even a 30-minute commute wastes an hour round-trip.
    That's a precious hour out of 24 wasted every single day.
    8AnonymousAug 21, 2026 10:20
    Re: #6
    I'm wasting a full 4 hours a day on my commute.
    It's brutal.
    10AnonymousAug 21, 2026 10:22
    Isn't living too close bad too, though? Running into coworkers near your house would kill me 🥺
    11AnonymousAug 21, 2026 10:23
    Re: #10
    But being able to walk to work is amazing, isn't it?
    Your mornings are way less rushed.
    13AnonymousAug 21, 2026 10:24
    A 90-minute one-way commute is rough for sure, but round-trip, well, that's just how it goes I guess.
    16AnonymousAug 21, 2026 10:25
    Re: #13
    Round-trip, that's totally fine then.
    15AnonymousAug 21, 2026 10:25
    I've been working from home for 6 years now, and commuting really is just a waste of your life.
    17AnonymousAug 21, 2026 10:26
    Re: #15
    Winner in life.
    With a job like that you can live anywhere.
    Seriously jealous.
    18AnonymousAug 21, 2026 10:27
    I once had a coworker who commuted from Yokohama to Abiko — thought that was insane.
    21AnonymousAug 21, 2026 10:29
    Re: #18
    About 90 minutes, huh.
    That's pretty far.
    Also, whether you can get a seat matters a lot on a long commute.
    19AnonymousAug 21, 2026 10:28
    My office is a 3-minute walk from home and it's amazing.
    I can even eat lunch at home.
    During COVID I was the only one who had to come in to answer phones, and having the whole office to myself was actually a fun change of pace.
    20AnonymousAug 21, 2026 10:28
    Re: #17
    But your world really shrinks.
    You stop leaving your own neighborhood.
    24AnonymousAug 21, 2026 10:31
    Re: #20
    I live in a town I actually like, so to me that only sounds like a plus…
    26AnonymousAug 21, 2026 10:31
    Re: #21
    Both Ueno and Abiko are terminal stations, so apparently he could always get a seat (the Joban Line only ran as far as Ueno back then).
    Still, that must've been rough.
    29AnonymousAug 21, 2026 10:33
    Re: #26
    It's rough… At first you think you'll use the commute productively, like studying for certifications, but whether it's exhaustion or what, you just end up sleeping the whole way.
    28AnonymousAug 21, 2026 10:32
    Re: #25
    It's my own home, so it's not that simple to just…
    31AnonymousAug 21, 2026 10:34
    Re: #28
    They say commute time and odds of getting depressed rise together.
    Not sure owning a home is worth that much, though.
    32AnonymousAug 21, 2026 10:34
    Re: #28
    My department head owns a house too, but on top of that he rents his own apartment — a 3-minute walk from the office, same as me.
    30AnonymousAug 21, 2026 10:33
    Why are companies ditching remote work?
    Are people just stupid?
    33AnonymousAug 21, 2026 10:36
    Re: #30
    Any job that can go remote should just go remote, full stop.
    Trains would be less packed too.
    34AnonymousAug 21, 2026 10:37
    I don't feel like I belong at home or at work, so the commute is the only time I get any peace.
    37AnonymousAug 21, 2026 10:37
    Re: #34
    That's kind of sad…
    How long is your commute?
    35AnonymousAug 21, 2026 10:37
    Re: #31
    Still, there's something to be said for feeling settled and being able to lose yourself in a hobby, so I want to go home to my own house.
    53AnonymousAug 21, 2026 10:53
    Re: #35
    What kind of hobby can you only do if you own your home?
    56AnonymousAug 21, 2026 10:58
    Re: #53
    Model building and playing instruments…
    61AnonymousAug 21, 2026 11:00
    Re: #53
    Instruments do seem pretty rough to keep up in a rental.
    38AnonymousAug 21, 2026 10:37
    Even just a room to sleep in is fine — better to rent a place near work.
    40AnonymousAug 21, 2026 10:38
    Re: #38
    I get that, but
    there are things you just can't do unless it's your own place…
    39AnonymousAug 21, 2026 10:38
    The shorter your commute, the better, period — it's crazy that there's not a single upside to a long one.
    43AnonymousAug 21, 2026 10:39
    Re: #39
    At first you always think you'll put the time to good use somehow…
    44AnonymousAug 21, 2026 10:41
    Re: #39
    So true.
    Even company-paid transit allowances get taxed, so the farther and pricier your commute, the more you lose out.
    81AnonymousAug 21, 2026 11:13
    OP:

    Waking up, breakfast, getting ready: 1 hour
    Commute (round trip): 4 hours
    Work hours: 8 hours
    Lunch break: 1 hour
    Prep before clocking in: 30 minutes

    So that's about 14.5 hours a day spent on work-related stuff?
    91AnonymousAug 21, 2026 11:20
    Re: #81
    And after you get home there's still prepping for tomorrow and answering emails.
    100AnonymousAug 21, 2026 11:32
    The factory I work at is shutting down, so there's nothing I can do about it — is 90 minutes really that rough for you guys?
    101AnonymousAug 21, 2026 11:35
    Re: #100
    That's 3 hours a day burned just commuting.
    Can you handle that?

    Background and Key Points

    Japan’s commuting culture rests on two institutions foreign readers may not know. First, *tsuukin teate* (commuting allowance): employers reimburse train/bus fares, and by law this reimbursement is tax-exempt up to ¥150,000 a month — so poster 44’s complaint that “even the allowance gets taxed” only applies to the portion above that generous threshold, not to a typical commute. Second, *tenkin/tenpu* (company-ordered transfers): large Japanese firms can reassign salaried employees to a distant office or branch with little negotiation, which is why poster 2’s one-line complaint (“the company just transfers you without asking”) lands as self-evidently unfair to other posters rather than being challenged — it’s a structural feature of lifetime-employment-style firms, not a personal choice. Average one-way commutes in greater Tokyo run 40-50 minutes, so a 90-minute trip is long but not unusual for people living in Chiba, Ibaraki, or Kanagawa exurbs and working in central Tokyo.

    The thread doesn’t actually split over whether long commutes are bad — everyone agrees they are. The real fault line is what to do about it: accept it as a trade-off for homeownership and a settled neighborhood (posts 28, 31, 35), or treat remote work as the obvious fix and wonder why companies are pulling back from it (30, 33). A second, smaller split is over proximity itself — some want distance from coworkers (10), others prize the short commute anyway (19, 24).

    What’s missing is scale: national survey data (comparable to Japan’s own Housing and Land Survey) puts the *average* Japanese commute closer to 40 minutes round trip, meaning this thread’s participants, self-selected into an “over 90 minutes” discussion, aren’t representative of typical commuters.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Nandemo Jikkyo G) thread “Anyone who spends more than 90 minutes commuting is an idiot.”

  • What’s Billy Joel’s Signature Song? Hello! Project Board Weighs In

    A thread titled “Billy Joel’s Ultimate Song” on the Hello! Project board had fans rattling off classics like Piano Man and We Didn’t Start the Fire one after another. The discussion even touched on how the Japanese hit “Ai wa Katsu” (Love Will Win) was inspired by Billy Joel’s “Uptown Girl,” and how the Up-Front group of labels — Hello! Project included — covered it in the wake of the Great East Japan Earthquake, sparking excitement over this unexpected link between Western music and Hello! Project.

    1AnonymousAug 21, 2026 22:33
    Uh… 'York State of Mind'?
    4AnonymousAug 21, 2026 22:36
    "The Longest Time" (punned here as "long hair" [ロン毛] + "suto")
    5AnonymousAug 21, 2026 22:37
    Piano Man
    6AnonymousAug 21, 2026 22:37
    Change the World
    7AnonymousAug 21, 2026 22:38
    The Stranger
    8AnonymousAug 21, 2026 22:40
    Honesty
    9AnonymousAug 21, 2026 22:41
    Smoke on the Water
    10AnonymousAug 21, 2026 22:44
    New York City Serenade
    12AnonymousAug 21, 2026 22:47
    Livin' on a Prayer
    13AnonymousAug 21, 2026 22:47
    Beat It
    19AnonymousAug 21, 2026 22:51
    I read the Japanese translation of Honesty's lyrics and it just didn't do it for me.
    Maybe Just the Way You Are is better.
    28AnonymousAug 21, 2026 22:55
    Re: #1
    We Didn't Start the Fire
    30AnonymousAug 21, 2026 22:57
    An arrangement of Beethoven's 'Pathétique'
    This Night
    36AnonymousAug 21, 2026 23:01
    Apparently he's still alive at 77 (kiju).
    But he announced a tour cancellation last year due to illness.
    39AnonymousAug 21, 2026 23:03
    We Didn't Start The Fire
    59AnonymousAug 21, 2026 23:17
    Re: #50
    Lol, "consciously"?
    It's so blatant you can tell it's Billy Joel the instant you hear Ai wa Katsu.
    60AnonymousAug 21, 2026 23:21
    Girls, Girls, Girls
    61AnonymousAug 21, 2026 23:22
    Do They Know It's Christmas?
    62AnonymousAug 21, 2026 23:25
    Nobody's brought up Welcome to the Jungle yet
    63AnonymousAug 21, 2026 23:26
    Re: #50
    Wasn't it Morning Musume up through the 9th generation that just barely made the cut to join in?
    64AnonymousAug 21, 2026 23:30
    Re: #50
    Even Billy Joel ends up tying back to Hello! Project.
    That's wild.
    87AnonymousAug 22, 2026 00:45
    Re: #64
    If just echoing someone's style counts as a "connection," then anything goes.
    Hoshibe (a Hello! Project songwriter) will hook you up with connections like that all day.
    65AnonymousAug 21, 2026 23:32
    I first found out about Billy Joel from that Honda scooter commercial ("Honda Kau Boy")
    68AnonymousAug 21, 2026 23:41
    He's a genius, huh
    102AnonymousAug 22, 2026 01:53
    Re: #68
    I read somewhere that he's a genius, but his early work was so good he struggled to ever top himself.
    Apparently he'd hit slumps because nothing he wrote could beat his early stuff.
    78AnonymousAug 21, 2026 23:54
    All About Soul
    My favorite Billy Joel song from the '90s
    88AnonymousAug 22, 2026 00:49
    Re: #87
    Source, please
    90AnonymousAug 22, 2026 01:11
    Re: #88
    Where'd you wander in from?
    Anyway, take Kobushi Factory's song "Nen ni wa Nen" for starters

    It's basically just T.Rex's "20th Century Boy" riff sped up.
    And the call-and-response chorus in the verse is lifted straight from The Who's "My Generation."

    You could probably find a whole list if you Google it.
    92AnonymousAug 22, 2026 01:20
    Re: #90
    Whoa, hold on, hold on.
    This is about how "Ai wa Katsu" — the massive domestic hit born out of Billy Joel's worldwide smash "Uptown Girl" — got renewed attention when the whole Up-Front stable, Hello! Project included, covered it after the Great East Japan Earthquake.

    And here you are countering with some obscure song Hoshibe wrote for some random group? I'm honestly amazed you'd even bring that up.
    89AnonymousAug 22, 2026 00:59
    The commercial jingle that got me into Western music — This Night, off the Innocent Man album
    91AnonymousAug 22, 2026 01:15
    Re: #89
    I love Innocent Man
    93AnonymousAug 22, 2026 01:27
    Piano Man, hands down.
    It used to play all the time at boys' bars (host clubs).
    94AnonymousAug 22, 2026 01:28
    Your Song
    97AnonymousAug 22, 2026 01:32
    Re: #94
    That's the UK's "Piano Man" (i.e., Elton John), not Billy Joel
    100AnonymousAug 22, 2026 01:34
    Re: #92
    So it only counts as a connection if it was a hit?
    What about Love Machine's "Venus," Happy Summer Wedding's "Donna Summer," or "Genghis Khan"?
    Or does Misora Hibari's "Omatsuri Mambo" not count as a hit either?
    101AnonymousAug 22, 2026 01:35
    Frisco is a Rock City
    103AnonymousAug 22, 2026 01:57
    Re: #101
    Starship?
    110AnonymousAug 22, 2026 02:11
    I'm in a New York state of mind
    112AnonymousAug 22, 2026 02:57
    Just the Way You Are

    Background and Key Points

    Billy Joel is one of the best-selling artists in US history, with 33 Top 40 hits and a run of 1970s-80s albums (The Stranger, 52nd Street, An Innocent Man) that remain fixtures on Japanese TV and radio through commercial tie-ins — several posters trace their own first exposure to a Honda scooter ad. He turned 77 this year but canceled touring in 2024 after a diagnosed brain disorder, which is why one poster referenced his health rather than new music. The Hello! Project connection is specific and real: “Ai wa Katsu (Love Will Win),” a charity single covered by Up-Front Works artists including Morning Musume after the March 2011 Tōhoku earthquake and tsunami, borrows its melodic hook from Joel’s 1983 hit “Uptown Girl.” That’s a genuine, acknowledged musical lineage, not a stretch.

    Where the thread actually splits is less about which song is “best” than about how legitimate that Hello! Project link is. One poster frames “Ai wa Katsu” as a clear, deliberate homage; another pushes back that this kind of “it’s basically the same riff” claim is so loose it could tie almost any Western song to Hello! Project, citing Kobushi Factory’s borrowings from T.Rex and The Who as an equally “valid” but absurd comparison.

    What outside readers will likely miss is that the Joel-to-J-pop pipeline runs deeper than one cover: Hoshibe, a longtime Hello! Project songwriter, has a reputation among fans for lifting hooks and structures from Western classic rock across multiple idol tracks, which is why the “connection” claim reads to some posters as an in-joke about a known pattern rather than a one-off discovery.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Hello! Project board) thread “Billy Joel’s Ultimate Song.”

  • 5chers Get Hooked on Making AI Art Characters — “The Fingers Look Off, Let Me Post a Different One… Wait, That’s a Dude”

    Season 2 of the popular “Mr. AI Art” thread on 5ch’s Newsspeed VIP board has kicked off. Participants are cranking out characters with image-generating AI and posting them one after another, riffing on telltale AI quirks like oddly rendered fingers along the way.

    1AnonymousAug 21, 2026 16:10
    Season 2, let's go!
    9AnonymousAug 21, 2026 16:17
    Kinda early to start a new thread, no?
    Anyway, that lightning outside is wild!

    10AnonymousAug 21, 2026 16:17
    Barkeep! Gimme it in a pint glass!
    21AnonymousAug 21, 2026 16:48
    https://tadaup.jp/8uOC2D1j.webp
    https://tadaup.jp/8VfBvxoI.webp
    27AnonymousAug 21, 2026 17:03
    29AnonymousAug 21, 2026 17:12
    30AnonymousAug 21, 2026 17:12
    32AnonymousAug 21, 2026 17:18
    33AnonymousAug 21, 2026 17:22
    34AnonymousAug 21, 2026 17:32
    Joke pic
    35AnonymousAug 21, 2026 17:42
    36AnonymousAug 21, 2026 18:12
    38AnonymousAug 21, 2026 18:14
    39AnonymousAug 21, 2026 18:37
    Joke pic

    40AnonymousAug 21, 2026 18:38
    Sorry for borrowing everyone's characters since yesterday m(__)m (a bowing-apology emoticon)



    64AnonymousAug 21, 2026 20:15
    (…my summer homework still isn't done…)
    91AnonymousAug 21, 2026 22:19
    https://tadaup.jp/8gBVAdW6.png

    Rabbit
    95AnonymousAug 21, 2026 22:33
    Re: #91
    Found a rabbit-shaped bottle in the background
    108AnonymousAug 21, 2026 23:03
    https://tadaup.jp/8PSbvQD1.png
    Vaped some Seven Stars (a cigarette brand) flavor on my C-Vapor and nearly gagged
    127AnonymousAug 21, 2026 23:32
    135AnonymousAug 22, 2026 00:02
    Re: #127
    (︈◕ ͜ ͜ ◕)︈ I have no idea what that means
    134AnonymousAug 21, 2026 23:54
    This one's set up as an otoko no ko (a boy who looks like a girl), so…
    how about this


    138AnonymousAug 22, 2026 00:15
    The fingers look off, let me post a different one
    But it's a dude

    169AnonymousAug 22, 2026 02:24
    Didn't specify a character, but once you cram in all your favorite quirks they all end up looking the same, huh

    Background and Key Points

    This isn’t much of a debate thread — it’s mostly a rapid-fire posting gallery — so the commentary should lean on background rather than pretend there was a real split.

    5ch’s Newsspeed VIP board (通称”なんJVIP” or just “VIP”) is one of the oldest and most freewheeling boards on Japan’s largest anonymous forum network, known for absurdist humor threads that run for hundreds of posts and often spin into numbered “seasons” once a format catches on. The “Mr. AI Art” (AI絵師さん) thread format follows that pattern: someone opens a thread, generators start dumping images made with tools like Stable Diffusion or NovelAI, and the running joke is spotting the AI’s tells — warped hands, extra fingers, melted background objects — before someone posts a fix that has a new, unrelated flaw.

    There isn’t really a dispute to summarize here; the posts are a loose stream of images and one-line captions rather than an argument. The closest thing to a turn is post >>134’s setup of an otoko no ko (a male character drawn in a feminine/moe style, a well-established anime-fan aesthetic distinct from simple crossdressing) followed by >>138’s admission that a “fixed” repost of a girl character turned out to be male — a punchline about AI models conflating stylistic femininity with gender that recurs in Japanese AI-art circles specifically because so much anime-style training data draws bishōnen and moe-girl characters with nearly identical facial proportions.

    What outside readers may miss is scale: threads like this can run into dozens of “seasons” over months, and the appeal isn’t polished output so much as communal spectacle — mocking the tool’s failures together is the actual social activity, not the art itself.

    *This article is compiled and summarized from the 5ch (Newsspeed VIP) thread “Mr. AI Art, Season 2 Has Begun — You Can Even Make Cute Girls.”

  • Chiikawa’s Creator Turns Out to Be a Woman — 5ch Debates How She Stacks Up Against Other Female Manga Artists

    Old event photos have reignited talk that Nagano, the creator of “Chiikawa,” is a woman. The thread spiraled into a debate over what it takes to be a “female creator who still gets respected,” citing names like Rumiko Takahashi and the creators of Demon Slayer and Fullmetal Alchemist, with some pointing to differences in editorial backing as the real factor.

    1AnonymousAug 21, 2026 13:07
    Just unfollowed her.
    3AnonymousAug 21, 2026 13:08
    No way — the level of detail on stuff like chestnut manju buns is way too spot-on for a real drinker (a classic izakaya snack).
    5AnonymousAug 21, 2026 13:10
    Re: #3
    There are cases like the creator of Wakako-zake, so it's not unheard of (a manga about a woman who drinks alone).
    28AnonymousAug 21, 2026 13:20
    Re: #3
    That's probably modeled on a parent or relative of hers.
    4AnonymousAug 21, 2026 13:09
    I'm a woman.
    Sorry to disappoint.



    What's that supposed to mean?
    20AnonymousAug 21, 2026 13:15
    Re: #4
    Because female creators get dragged online.
    95AnonymousAug 21, 2026 13:59
    Re: #4
    It should be phrased as 'for disappointing you,' not 'for being disappointed.'
    Is your Japanese not so good?
    8AnonymousAug 21, 2026 13:11
    Wasn't it already common knowledge that Nagano-sensei is a woman?
    26AnonymousAug 21, 2026 13:18
    Re: #8
    There was a photo floating around, right?
    12AnonymousAug 21, 2026 13:13
    There's literally a photo out there — from some event or other.
    30AnonymousAug 21, 2026 13:20
    Re: #12
    Is that actually confirmed to be her?
    22AnonymousAug 21, 2026 13:16
    What about the work even makes you think the author's a man in the first place?
    25AnonymousAug 21, 2026 13:18
    Re: #22
    The whole backstory around the flying squirrel character is exactly that.
    27AnonymousAug 21, 2026 13:19
    Re: #25
    What is this guy even talking about.
    32AnonymousAug 21, 2026 13:23
    Re: #30
    Confirmed. Before she blew up she used to attend events as a regular illustrator — every longtime fan knows this.
    36AnonymousAug 21, 2026 13:24
    Re: #32
    Whoa, I should've gone too.
    33AnonymousAug 21, 2026 13:23
    Isn't Chiikawa basically a polished-up version of that '100 Days to Live, Crocodile' thing?
    Goes to show the masses fall for the same trick every single time (B層 = the easily-swayed general public).
    37AnonymousAug 21, 2026 13:24
    Re: #33
    LOL you understood literally nothing.
    40AnonymousAug 21, 2026 13:27
    Why is there such a massive gap between the creator of 'Mii-chan' and Nagano?
    46AnonymousAug 21, 2026 13:30
    Re: #40
    It comes down to the editors backing them. Apparently a former Morning editor at the same publisher, Kodansha, planned the Mii-yama creator's move into print — but it just seems to have fed her delusions of grandeur instead of actually developing her as an artist. The difference is night and day.
    53AnonymousAug 21, 2026 13:33
    Re: #40
    There are social-media manga artists by the thousands — these two are just the cream of the crop.
    41AnonymousAug 21, 2026 13:27
    It's hilarious that 'Onneko' is getting clowned on again lately.
    47AnonymousAug 21, 2026 13:31
    Re: #41
    The fact that Nagano drew this to match is just brutal.
    No way that's a coincidence — she did it on purpose.
    54AnonymousAug 21, 2026 13:34
    Female manga artists who get respect even from men:

    Rumiko Takahashi
    The Fullmetal Alchemist creator
    The Demon Slayer creator
    The Chiikawa creator

    Anyone else belong on this list?
    57AnonymousAug 21, 2026 13:38
    Re: #54
    Meanwhile male creators are mostly the ones people love to hate — One Piece, Naruto, Kingdom, that whole crowd.
    58AnonymousAug 21, 2026 13:39
    Re: #54
    Demon Slayer just brute-forces past complaints about the cringey stuff typical of female authors with pure sales numbers. That Pixiv-tier school-AU final chapter was a genuine stain on the series.
    110AnonymousAug 21, 2026 14:33
    Re: #54
    Does the Jujutsu Kaisen creator not count?
    70AnonymousAug 21, 2026 13:45
    Re: #58
    Stuff like Tanjiro's line 'You're a creature that shouldn't exist' or that whole ohagi scene — there really is a lot of the cringey directing people criticize female authors for. It's just that the good parts outnumber it by even more.
    78AnonymousAug 21, 2026 13:50
    Re: #70
    There's a similar line — 'I deny your entire existence' — but that's just a rephrasing of a classic trope line. Has nothing to do with the author's gender.
    79AnonymousAug 21, 2026 13:50
    Re: #70
    If we're going down that road, what about 'You are already dead'? LOL that makes zero sense either…
    91AnonymousAug 21, 2026 13:55
    In my head she's like a slightly mellower version of Momoko Sakura (creator of Chibi Maruko-chan).
    93AnonymousAug 21, 2026 13:56
    Re: #91
    The art style's just a little similar, that's all.

    Background and Key Points

    Chiikawa’s phenomenal reach is the backdrop that gives this thread its charge. Nagano, the pen name behind the character, began as an anonymous social-media illustrator posting short comics on Twitter/X around 2020, and the strip snowballed into one of Japan’s biggest merchandising properties — anime adaptations, department-store pop-ups, and collaborations across convenience stores and fashion brands — all while the creator’s identity stayed deliberately obscure. That opacity is itself a Japanese industry norm: many manga-ka, especially those who rose through web platforms rather than a traditional magazine system, keep their face and even gender undisclosed, since the work is expected to stand apart from the person. Event photos resurfacing as “proof” of Nagano’s gender fits a recurring pattern on 5ch, where fandoms treat unconfirmed sightings as detective work.

    The thread’s actual fault line isn’t whether Nagano is a woman — posters treat that as settled — but whether she belongs on a shortlist of female creators (Takahashi, and the Demon Slayer and Fullmetal Alchemist artists) who are “respected even by men,” and whether that respect tracks talent or editorial packaging, as the barbed comparison to the “Mii-yama” creator’s Kodansha backing suggests.

    What outsiders will likely miss is that this “respect gap” discourse is a long-running 5ch trope applied to nearly every successful female creator, not a Chiikawa-specific controversy, and that Nagano’s gender had already circulated as semi-open knowledge among longtime fans — several posters note this outright — making the “shocking reveal” framing largely a rhetorical device rather than genuine news.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Nandemo Jikkyo G) thread “[Sad News] Chiikawa Creator’s Gender Revealed wwwwwwwwww.”

  • Zero Japan-Born Apps Among the World’s Hit Social Networks — 5ch Debates the Origins of TikTok and LINE

    TikTok has its roots in China, and LINE traces back to a Korean company — a 5ch thread pointed out that almost none of the world’s major social networks originated in Japan. Posters discussed the existence of China’s video app Kwai (Kuaishou) and how LINE was modeled on South Korea’s KakaoTalk. Sparked by the question “has Japan produced any globally successful social network in the past decade?”, the thread turned into a debate about the state of Japan’s content industry.

    1AnonymousAug 21, 2026 16:08
    Isn't Japan just really bad at making content?
    17AnonymousAug 21, 2026 16:15
    Whatever happened to that thing where Hiroyuki and them were going to make an SNS?
    There was talk of him doing it together with Gackt and others, right?
    42AnonymousAug 21, 2026 16:37
    Re: #17
    Pretty sure they pulled out
    I think they already said it flopped
    58AnonymousAug 21, 2026 16:48
    Re: #17
    They did make a mixi knockoff once
    18AnonymousAug 21, 2026 16:15
    Wait, LINE is Korean?
    28AnonymousAug 21, 2026 16:23
    Re: #18
    To be precise, it was made by the Japanese subsidiary of a Korean company
    There's no LINE in Korea itself
    But LINE is itself a knockoff of another Korean company's app, KakaoTalk, so it's Korean-rooted either way
    34AnonymousAug 21, 2026 16:27
    Re: #28
    LINE actually did exist in Korea, but there were suspicions people's chats and personal info were being monitored, so everyone moved over to KakaoTalk
    44AnonymousAug 21, 2026 16:40
    Re: #28
    Huh? LINE shows up all the time in Korean dramas though
    24AnonymousAug 21, 2026 16:21
    TikTok's just the famous one — China's had a bunch of video social networks for way longer
    36AnonymousAug 21, 2026 16:28
    Re: #24
    Kwai has an insane number of users but it's completely unknown in Japan
    It's like the best parts of TikTok and Niconico combined, pretty handy
    And best of all there's tons of local video posted by users from rural areas, it's fun
    50AnonymousAug 21, 2026 16:42
    Re: #36
    I installed Kwai and used to watch it back in the day
    This was before TikTok came to Japan, so it must've been around 2017
    I remember thinking, wow, China's got some amazing social networks
    33AnonymousAug 21, 2026 16:25
    🇺🇸Facebook → graciously borrowing America's
    🇺🇸Instagram → graciously borrowing America's
    🇺🇸Twitter → graciously borrowing America's
    🇺🇸YouTube → graciously borrowing America's
    🇺🇸ZOOM → graciously borrowing America's
    🇺🇸WhatsApp → graciously borrowing America's
    🇰🇷LINE → graciously borrowing Korea's
    🇨🇳Douyin (TikTok) → graciously borrowing China's
    🇨🇳Xiaohongshu (RED) → graciously borrowing China's
    🇨🇳Kuaishou (Kwai) → graciously borrowing China's
    🇨🇳Weibo → graciously borrowing China's
    🇨🇳WeChat → graciously borrowing China's
    🇷🇺Telegram → graciously borrowing Russia's

    So what about Japan?
    What SNS has Japan made a worldwide hit in the past 10 years?
    39AnonymousAug 21, 2026 16:34
    Re: #33
    We don't have one, but they let us use theirs for free, so who cares
    49AnonymousAug 21, 2026 16:42
    Re: #33
    Did you really need to force Russia into that list?
    56AnonymousAug 21, 2026 16:47
    Re: #33
    Don't throw in random Chinese apps nobody's heard of
    45AnonymousAug 21, 2026 16:40
    In Japan a post only gets like 10,000 likes tops,
    but I've seen Chinese SNS posts with over 100 million likes
    67AnonymousAug 21, 2026 16:53
    Feel bad for people who only use Japanese social media
    I think they're missing out on 90% of life
    Nothing but boring posts and hate
    75AnonymousAug 21, 2026 16:58
    Re: #67
    What even is "Japanese social media"?
    X, Instagram, TikTok — none of them were made by Japan lol
    76AnonymousAug 21, 2026 16:58
    A lot of Japanese companies chose to scatter their content across every existing platform and sell broadly, rather than building and running their own platform
    79AnonymousAug 21, 2026 16:59
    Re: #76
    Even though it only appeals to Japanese people?
    86AnonymousAug 21, 2026 17:04
    Re: #50
    It's great for killing time
    There are so insanely many users you never get bored
    Even farmer uncles and folks who'd never stream in Japan are posting videos — all ages, all walks of life
    91AnonymousAug 21, 2026 17:10
    Re: #86
    The problem with Chinese SNS is the content quality is way too low even if the quantity's huge
    It's like filling up on mediocre fast food
    If that's the case you're better off watching original, high-quality content on Instagram or YouTube — it sharpens your sensibilities more
    87AnonymousAug 21, 2026 17:04
    We're losing on batteries too
    88AnonymousAug 21, 2026 17:05
    "Most Trusted Country" ranking
    https://www.asahi.com/sp/articles/ASV3F3WLTV3FUTFK00KM.html

    #1 🇨🇳China
    …
    #3 🇯🇵Japan




    Times are changing and there's no stopping it — Japan is in decline
    90AnonymousAug 21, 2026 17:09
    Japan: the country where even liberal-arts grads who barely speak English can land jobs at big corporations
    95AnonymousAug 21, 2026 17:12
    Re: #90
    Bashing Japan with stuff that's totally off-topic for this thread seems kind of dumb honestly, let's keep it a bit more intelligent and constructive
    94AnonymousAug 21, 2026 17:12
    Re: #74
    Whenever some viral security-camera footage shows up it turns into a meme and everyone posts copycat versions
    Well, I think that happens in every country though
    Personally I like watching cooking videos and stuff about ethnic minorities' daily lives, so I don't really notice that
    I think it depends on what kind of content you're watching
    105AnonymousAug 21, 2026 17:16
    Re: #94
    Fair point — now that you mention it, posts about Chinese traditional crafts are seriously fun to watch
    You can really tell that far more young people there value their country's traditions than young Japanese people do
    97AnonymousAug 21, 2026 17:13
    Rakuten Viber actually has more users worldwide than LINE,
    but for some reason it's a half-hearted messaging app even in Japan, Rakuten's own home turf
    109AnonymousAug 21, 2026 17:19
    Re: #97
    Japan probably just can't handle a scale of 3 billion users

    Background and Key Points

    TikTok’s operator ByteDance is Chinese, and TikTok’s own predecessor, Musical.ly, was acquired and merged into Douyin’s parent company; LINE, meanwhile, is run by Japan’s LINE Corporation but its majority backing traces to Naver, the South Korean firm behind KakaoTalk’s rival portal — LINE launched in 2011 as a response to the Tohoku earthquake’s communication blackouts and became Japan’s dominant messaging app, but its capital and design lineage sit outside Japan. Japan’s own homegrown attempts — mixi (2004), which briefly dominated domestic social networking before Facebook and Twitter took over, or GREE and Mobage’s mobile social-gaming platforms — never scaled internationally the way TikTok, WeChat, or KakaoTalk did. Kwai (Kuaishou), mentioned in the thread, is a Chinese short-video platform with several hundred million daily users that predates TikTok domestically but remains largely unknown outside Asia.

    The thread’s actual disagreement isn’t over the underlying fact — nobody disputes that Japan lacks a homegrown global platform — but over whether that matters. Some posters treat it as evidence of Japanese content industry decline, while others argue Japan simply chose a different, arguably rational strategy: distributing content across foreign-built platforms (X, Instagram, YouTube, TikTok) rather than sinking resources into building and maintaining its own, and that free access to others’ infrastructure is a fine trade-off rather than a failure.

    What’s likely to get lost on non-Japanese readers is the LINE/KakaoTalk relationship posters allude to: LINE was developed in Japan by engineers connected to Naver’s Korean operations after Naver’s own Japanese search product failed, and it never actually launched as a consumer service in South Korea itself, which is why one poster’s claim of it being pulled from Korea over surveillance concerns is a common but imprecise oversimplification of a more mundane market decision.

    ※This article is compiled from excerpts and a summary of the 5ch (Nandemo Jikkyo G) thread “China: “TikTok,” Korea: “LINE,” Japan: “Grrr…”“.

  • The ¥1,000 Whisky Everyone Called a Steal — 5ch: ‘Wait, Were You Drinking the Hype, Not the Whisky?’

    A thread popped up on 5ch’s Nandemo Jikkyo G (general live-discussion) board where whisky lovers gathered to swap recommendations. As names ranged from beginner-friendly blends to pricey single malts, one comment stood out: a great-value whisky in the ¥1,000 range had suddenly stopped getting mentioned right after its ingredient label changed — a jab that got a big laugh out of the thread.

    1AnonymousAug 20, 2026 21:19
    Anyone here actually drinking whisky?
    2AnonymousAug 20, 2026 21:20
    Drinking Chivas Regal Mizunara 12 Year today.
    5AnonymousAug 20, 2026 21:21
    Re: #2
    🥸 Highballs are great with this one.
    27AnonymousAug 20, 2026 21:28
    Re: #2
    I can't really pick up the mizunara (Japanese oak) character… what am I doing wrong?
    3AnonymousAug 20, 2026 21:20
    Tell me the best value-for-money pick…
    7AnonymousAug 20, 2026 21:22
    Re: #3
    Blended's fine, right?
    For smoky, go with Teacher's.
    For fruity, grab a Chivas 12 at Don Quijote.
    11AnonymousAug 20, 2026 21:22
    Re: #3
    Glen Grant Arboralis.
    4AnonymousAug 20, 2026 21:20
    I'm a beginner —
    Cutty Sark, Jameson, The Busker, and Chivas Regal —
    which one's best?
    9AnonymousAug 20, 2026 21:22
    Re: #4
    Drink them all and find your own preference.
    Your tastebuds aren't anyone else's, so don't just take their word for it.
    10AnonymousAug 20, 2026 21:22
    Re: #4
    🥸 My pick is Chivas 12.
    61AnonymousAug 20, 2026 21:40
    Re: #4
    Cutty Sark's easy to drink, I like it.
    For this price range, that's probably the one.
    13AnonymousAug 20, 2026 21:24
    Lately I've just been drinking canned Kavalan highballs.
    When I make my own highball at home, I hate wasting what's left in the 500ml soda bottle, so I end up overdoing it.
    15AnonymousAug 20, 2026 21:24
    Re: #13
    The yellow can's a better deal than buying the bottle.
    26AnonymousAug 20, 2026 21:28
    Re: #13
    I feel that.
    One bottle of soda gets you about 4 glasses,
    so I only crack it open when I'm really in the mood to drink.
    17AnonymousAug 20, 2026 21:26
    I don't know much about whisky, but I splurged on an Oban 14 to look cool.
    Apparently it's great, but honestly I couldn't tell the difference from any other scotch.
    18AnonymousAug 20, 2026 21:26
    Re: #17
    🥸 Oban 14 is fruity and delicious.
    20AnonymousAug 20, 2026 21:27
    Re: #15
    The red-label one's pricey too, but it's good.
    22AnonymousAug 20, 2026 21:28
    Re: #20
    The sherry one just didn't work for me.
    38AnonymousAug 20, 2026 21:32
    Re: #22
    What about the purple one?
    The dry one.
    I actually like that better than the yellow.
    24AnonymousAug 20, 2026 21:28
    At the end of the day, I'm a Glenfarclas 105 guy.
    31AnonymousAug 20, 2026 21:29
    Re: #24
    🥸 The price went up, but it's still good value.
    Insanely heavy sherry-cask character.
    28AnonymousAug 20, 2026 21:29
    Re: #18
    I don't really get what 'fruity' is even supposed to mean here.
    33AnonymousAug 20, 2026 21:30
    Re: #28
    🥸 Kind of like green apple, I guess.
    29AnonymousAug 20, 2026 21:29
    I love Teacher's.
    Torys (Suntory's budget blend) is good too.
    34AnonymousAug 20, 2026 21:30
    Re: #29
    🥸 If I'm buying Torys, I'd rather just spend a few hundred yen more and get a scotch.
    51AnonymousAug 20, 2026 21:37
    The expensive stuff gets absurdly expensive, but you're all basically drinking ¥2,000-3,000 bottles most of the time, right?
    53AnonymousAug 20, 2026 21:38
    Re: #51
    🥸 I do own pricier bottles, but I only crack them open now and then.
    55AnonymousAug 20, 2026 21:38
    Re: #51
    Start the night with the expensive one, then switch to something affordable.
    73AnonymousAug 20, 2026 21:46
    I also grabbed Nikka Frontier — cheap and pretty tasty. Is there anything similar but a step up?
    74AnonymousAug 20, 2026 21:46
    Re: #73
    🥸 Get From the Barrel.
    78AnonymousAug 20, 2026 21:47
    Re: #73
    Nikka Coffey Malt.
    86AnonymousAug 20, 2026 21:54
    https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DmyqiTnVAAEU7rY.jpg
    If you're in the ¥1,000 range, this is the one.
    90AnonymousAug 20, 2026 21:56
    Re: #86
    This one's genuinely good.
    It used to get recommended everywhere, but the second the ingredient label changed, everyone who'd been pushing it just went totally silent — I had to laugh.
    Makes you wonder if you guys were actually drinking the whisky, or just drinking the hype.
    93AnonymousAug 20, 2026 21:59
    Re: #86
    As long as it's not cut with added spirits, it's worth it.
    99AnonymousAug 20, 2026 22:05
    Re: #95
    A bluish label in the ¥1,000 range — I can't think of anything except Re: #86.
    88AnonymousAug 20, 2026 21:55
    I'm curious about Kavalan too, but I'm hesitant in case the sweetness turns out to be the artificial-sweetener kind.
    91AnonymousAug 20, 2026 21:56
    Re: #88
    🥸 For Kavalan, the yellow canned highball is great value — that's my recommendation.
    110AnonymousAug 20, 2026 22:32
    Re: #88
    I keep a bottle of Kavalan around — it's got a refined sweetness, kind of like Macallan.
    It's not an artificial-sweetener kind of sweet.
    Mix it 1:1 with water over ice (a 'half rock') and it's seriously good.
    95AnonymousAug 20, 2026 22:01
    I bought a whisky for about ¥1,000 at Yamaya or Big (Japanese liquor store chains) and it was amazing, but I can't remember the name. Anyone know? I think the label was kind of blue.
    97AnonymousAug 20, 2026 22:02
    Re: #95
    🥸 That's way too little info to work with.
    98AnonymousAug 20, 2026 22:03
    I post this in whisky threads every so often — anyone want to buy it off me for like ¥100,000?
    (Not actually selling, though.)
    107AnonymousAug 20, 2026 22:29


    That was it.

    Background and Key Points

    Japan’s cheap “whisky” tier exists because of a regulatory gap the thread only glances at. Until April 2021 there was no legal definition of “Japanese whisky” — the Japan Spirits & Liqueurs Makers Association’s voluntary standard (malted grain, mashed/fermented/distilled/aged in Japan, minimum three years in wood casks under 700L) is not enforced by law. Under Japan’s actual liquor tax act, a bottle can carry the word “whisky” while containing a large share of neutral grain spirit or imported bulk malt, as long as some malt component is present. That’s why ¥1,000-range bottles at chains like Yamaya or Don Quijote can vary wildly — some are honest blends, others are stretched with additive alcohol to hit that price point, and the label (“原材料名,” ingredient/raw-material listing) is the only place the difference shows up.

    The thread never argues this outright, but post 90’s jab is exactly this issue: a well-liked ¥1,000 bottle got recommended constantly until its ingredient label quietly changed (almost certainly a cheaper spirit-blend formulation replacing the original), and the same posters who’d praised it stopped mentioning it — suggesting brand loyalty and repetition, not the liquid itself, drove the earlier hype. That’s the one real friction point in an otherwise agreeable recommendation swap.

    What’s easy to miss: nobody in the thread could even name the bottle in question (posts 86, 95, 99, 107 are all guesswork from a blurry photo), so the “exposed as hype” narrative rests on an unverified reformulation, not a confirmed brand or ingredient change.

    *This article was compiled from excerpts and a summary of the 5ch (Nandemo Jikkyo G) thread “I’m a Whisky Doctor 🥸.”

  • Started Marriage-Hunting at 23, Still No Girlfriend Pushing 40 — 5ch: “These Guys Lecturing Me Don’t Even Have Girlfriends”

    A poster who says they began “konkatsu” (organized marriage-hunting) at age 23 shared their story on 5ch of reaching their late 30s without ever landing even a girlfriend.

    When they revealed they’d been trying to find a girlfriend through dating apps rather than a marriage-hunting agency, thread regulars split over the cause — debating how to express kindness, how to make a move, and even bringing up the poster’s past struggle with panic disorder.

    1AnonymousAug 22, 2026 00:55
    What's a guy supposed to do…
    4AnonymousAug 22, 2026 00:56
    Honestly that's impressive in its own way.
    What do you think caused it?
    8AnonymousAug 22, 2026 00:58
    Re: #4
    No idea.
    Whenever I ask girls why, all I get is
    "You're kind and a good guy, but…"
    "I can only see you like an older brother."
    "I think you're good-looking, but…"
    "I can't see you as a man."
    Over and over.

    I have no clue what I'm supposed to do.
    6AnonymousAug 22, 2026 00:57
    Just hope for better luck next life.
    Build up good karma in this one.
    9AnonymousAug 22, 2026 00:58
    Re: #6
    Getting pretty spiritual there, huh.
    7AnonymousAug 22, 2026 00:57
    You get maybe two do-overs, tops (like retaking exams).
    If it's still not working after that, you'd just give up, right?
    10AnonymousAug 22, 2026 00:58
    Re: #7
    What do you mean?
    12AnonymousAug 22, 2026 00:59
    You won't get a girlfriend unless you actually take interest in the other person and open up about yourself.
    26AnonymousAug 22, 2026 01:11
    Re: #12
    I thought I was doing both of those things though…
    13AnonymousAug 22, 2026 00:59
    Why are the guys without girlfriends the ones lecturing me here?
    27AnonymousAug 22, 2026 01:11
    Re: #13
    Wait, these guys don't have girlfriends either?
    16AnonymousAug 22, 2026 01:01
    Maybe you're being so nice you're not actually making a move.
    17AnonymousAug 22, 2026 01:02
    Re: #16
    Probably one of those guys who's got the wrong idea of what "kind" even means.
    32AnonymousAug 22, 2026 01:12
    Re: #16
    I don't think that's it though.
    Honestly I've never even thought about being "kind" lol.
    18AnonymousAug 22, 2026 01:02
    Wait, you're registered with an actual marriage-hunting agency, right?
    How do you not even know the reason?
    34AnonymousAug 22, 2026 01:13
    Re: #18
    He means he's been trying to get a girlfriend through dating apps and hookup sites instead of a real marriage-hunting agency.
    Start with landing a girlfriend first, obviously.
    19AnonymousAug 22, 2026 01:02
    Maybe you're too much of a goody-two-shoes, or come off unreliable.
    But if you're pushing 40 now, shouldn't you have some presence by now?
    37AnonymousAug 22, 2026 01:14
    Re: #19
    I don't think I'm too serious — being proper or straight-laced really isn't my style.
    I am going a little bald though.
    28AnonymousAug 22, 2026 01:11
    I mean, I have a wife.
    45AnonymousAug 22, 2026 01:17
    Re: #28
    How'd you make one? Out of clay?
    48AnonymousAug 22, 2026 01:17
    Re: #45
    A marriage agency.
    Took about three years.
    43AnonymousAug 22, 2026 01:16
    You should go on the offensive hard once in a while.

    "Isn't there someone nice out there for me?" → "Uh, I'm right in front of you!!"
    "Thanks for the meal today" → "We're splitting the bill."
    "I should get going now" → "Let's hit one more place! I'll walk you home after."
    "Where should we go next time?" → "Wanna watch a movie at my place?"
    71AnonymousAug 22, 2026 01:23
    Re: #43
    Based on my actual experience, here's how I usually respond —


    You should go on the offensive hard once in a while.

    "Isn't there someone nice out there for me?" → "Uh, I'm right in front of you!!"
    "Thanks for the meal today" → "Let me treat you."
    "I should get going now" → "No one's ever said that to me, though I did get stood up once."
    "Where should we go next time?" → "I'm just a high school grad so I can't afford my own place and I'm still a 'kodo-oji' (a grown man still living with his parents) — how about a manga café? Karaoke's good too."

    That's about the level I'm at.
    84AnonymousAug 22, 2026 01:28
    Re: #71
    A manga café or karaoke date? That's just done.
    Not being able to see it from her perspective — that's game over.
    Give up.
    91AnonymousAug 22, 2026 01:30
    Re: #71
    The manga café thing is rough.
    I don't feel any effort there.
    The "high school grad" excuse doesn't land either.
    113AnonymousAug 22, 2026 01:38
    That's gotta be an "usomatsu" (an obviously fake sob story).
    If it's not, then you're being incredibly passive and never making a move at all.
    118AnonymousAug 22, 2026 01:39
    Re: #113
    I think I do make moves though.
    Tell me how you'd do it.
    117AnonymousAug 22, 2026 01:39
    Maybe forget about marriage for a while and just go all in on the things you actually want to do.
    You'll build up more life experience
    and become more attractive as a person, too.
    122AnonymousAug 22, 2026 01:40
    Re: #117
    Thinking the same thing, I've gotten back into watching anime lately.
    "Tanpuri" (his nickname for a current favorite anime) is great, my fandom activities are really taking off.
    123AnonymousAug 22, 2026 01:41
    Re: #117
    Being pushing 40 and only just reaching that stage now — that says it all lol.
    120AnonymousAug 22, 2026 01:40
    Oh, so the pattern is you go on several dates and then get turned down with "actually, never mind"?

    Then maybe by the 2nd or 3rd date you should push things further, like asking "want to try dating, just to see?"
    From her side, if you've met multiple times and this guy shows zero intention of moving things forward, she probably figures there's no future here.
    125AnonymousAug 22, 2026 01:42
    Re: #120
    No, it usually ends after the very first date.

    And even when I do get a girlfriend, she cancels on me the next day or within a week.
    130AnonymousAug 22, 2026 01:44
    Re: #125
    Makes me wonder if I met you, would I want to stop being your friend within a week too…?
    Do you have any guy friends?
    134AnonymousAug 22, 2026 01:45
    Re: #130
    Not really — I stopped going to school as a student because of panic disorder and couldn't even attend my own graduation ceremony.
    138AnonymousAug 22, 2026 01:47
    Re: #134
    Oh, I see.
    Are the symptoms still around now? If so, it's totally fine to just casually see a psychosomatic clinic about it.

    Background and Key Points

    Started marriage-hunting (konkatsu) is a fairly institutionalized activity in Japan: paid matchmaking agencies (kekkon sōdanjo) vet income, family background, and marriage intent upfront and pair members for structured meetings aimed explicitly at marriage, distinct from casual dating apps like Tinder-equivalents (Pairs, Tapple, etc.), which are oriented toward more open-ended relationships. The poster in this thread never actually used a konkatsu agency despite the framing — commenter >>34 has to point out that he’d been running his search through apps and “hookup sites” the whole time, which matters because agencies filter for people who are serious and vetted, while open dating apps have far more casual users and far more competition for attention. Japan’s marriage rate has been declining for decades, and konkatsu culture emerged partly as an institutional response to that, with local governments and companies even sponsoring matchmaking events.

    The thread doesn’t really split over whether he has a shot — it splits over diagnosis versus prescription. Some posters (>>16, >>19) think it’s an approach problem, that he’s too passive or reads as “safe” rather than romantic. Others (>>113, >>118) suspect the story itself is exaggerated or “usomatsu,” implicit disbelief that reaching late-30s with zero success is even plausible. A third thread, seeded by >>134’s mention of panic disorder, reframes the whole thing as possibly not a dating-skills issue at all.

    What’s easy to miss is that the “konkatsu” label in the headline is doing false work — he was never actually inside the matchmaking system his peers are describing, so advice calibrated to app dating and advice calibrated to formal marriage-hunting are talking past each other throughout the thread.

    *This article is compiled and summarized from the 5ch (News VIP) thread “I panicked and started marriage-hunting at 23, and now I’ve hit my late 30s without ever getting a girlfriend”.