Author: Japan Reacts Editorial

  • Ariyoshi Hiroyuki on Yonsentoushin: ‘Might Have Been Better as a Duo’

    It has been reported that on Ariyoshi Hiroyuki’s radio show, he addressed Yonsentoushin’s Tsuzuki Hiroki — currently suspended from activities after being referred to prosecutors on suspicion of violating the Nuisance Prevention Ordinance — saying the remaining two members would just “have to do their best.” On 5channel’s Entertainment/Sports News+ board, posters speculated about the group possibly continuing as a duo, citing real examples of comedy trios that found success after becoming duos.

    On the August 23 broadcast of “Ariyoshi Hiroyuki’s SUNDAY NIGHT DREAMER” (JFN network), Ariyoshi addressed Yonsentoushin’s Tsuzuki Hiroki, who was referred to prosecutors on suspicion of violating the Tokyo Metropolitan Nuisance Prevention Ordinance and has been suspended from activities by his agency for the time being.

    Ariyoshi opened by saying, “First off, there’s something I want to get out of the way — Yonsentoushin’s Tsuzuki,” before adding sharply, “Tsuzuki was referred to prosecutors for groping someone. I really wish he’d cut it out.”

    He went on to riff on the topic with jokes, pulling others into the bit, but in reality Tsuzuki was referred to prosecutors on suspicion of violating the Tokyo Metropolitan Nuisance Prevention Ordinance and assault, and remains suspended from activities by his agency for the time being.

    Source: sirabee.com / Original article here

    2AnonymousAug 25, 2026 15:32
    So is this the "would've been better if the two of them groped someone together" pattern?
    3AnonymousAug 25, 2026 15:33
    There's no way these two can pull it off alone
    I mean, the shaved-head guy was kind of the one steering the conversation
    and he was writing the material too, wasn't he?
    44AnonymousAug 25, 2026 15:58
    Re: #3
    Goto's the one who writes the material
    78AnonymousAug 25, 2026 17:30
    Re: #3
    Wait, what?!
    Wasn't it the gloomy-looking guy who wrote the material?
    4AnonymousAug 25, 2026 15:33
    Ariyoshi goes soft on comedians who aren't with Yoshimoto (their talent agency)
    15AnonymousAug 25, 2026 15:39
    Re: #4
    You'd only get to say that if he'd also gone soft on Tsuzuki
    5AnonymousAug 25, 2026 15:34
    Is Jungle Pocket doing okay?
    18AnonymousAug 25, 2026 15:42
    Re: #5
    Better than when they were a trio, at least
    66AnonymousAug 25, 2026 16:48
    Re: #5
    Doesn't exactly feel like they're thriving as a duo, but I do think each of them is doing their best individually
    7AnonymousAug 25, 2026 15:34
    Like Sokonuke Airline, for instance (the trio Kosaka Daimaou, aka PIKOTARO, came from)
    9AnonymousAug 25, 2026 15:35
    Judging by their promo photos, Goto and Ishibashi as a duo honestly feels like the better fit
    10AnonymousAug 25, 2026 15:35
    Coming from someone who's bad at writing material and barely writes any, that's rich
    11AnonymousAug 25, 2026 15:37
    I think it's better as a duo
    don't need that guy
    12AnonymousAug 25, 2026 15:37
    Well, "hope they do their best" is really all anyone can say at this point
    13AnonymousAug 25, 2026 15:38
    Comedy trios are almost nonexistent among entertainers, huh. Guess that proves the saying "three heads are better than one" doesn't hold for comedy acts
    28AnonymousAug 25, 2026 15:48
    Re: #13
    Tokyo 03
    Conto Akashingo
    Let's Go Sanbiki
    62AnonymousAug 25, 2026 16:29
    Re: #13
    Not many trios have made it big since Neptune, have they
    even Robert is basically doing solo work at this point
    17AnonymousAug 25, 2026 15:41
    Would Saruganseki have been better as a duo?
    22AnonymousAug 25, 2026 15:44
    Re: #17
    Going solo turned into a huge success for him
    27AnonymousAug 25, 2026 15:46
    Are there any acts that went from trio to duo and actually made it work?
    35AnonymousAug 25, 2026 15:50
    Re: #27
    Sandwichman
    29AnonymousAug 25, 2026 15:48
    Feels like bringing him back early once his suspension ends would generate more buzz, honestly
    30AnonymousAug 25, 2026 15:48
    Guess he can't go buying pricey vintage clothes and dressing weird anymore
    32AnonymousAug 25, 2026 15:49
    He's not gonna quit drinking anyway, so bringing him back is nothing but a liability
    33AnonymousAug 25, 2026 15:49
    The most hated one of the bunch is still there, so it's a no-go
    34AnonymousAug 25, 2026 15:50
    Ostrich Club never caused a single scandal, and they were better off staying a trio
    37AnonymousAug 25, 2026 15:52
    Re: #35
    Didn't know Sandwichman used to be a trio
    38AnonymousAug 25, 2026 15:52
    Because of you, Ostrich Club became a duo
    54AnonymousAug 25, 2026 16:13
    Goto's the one who writes the material, so there's no real problem
    From what I heard, back in comedy school Goto was originally paired with Tsuzuki, got fed up with him, split off and teamed up with Ishibashi instead — but Ishibashi turned out to be so hopeless that Goto got back together with Tsuzuki and just tacked Ishibashi on as a bonus. Given that history, they'll probably manage somehow
    67AnonymousAug 25, 2026 16:49
    Re: #54
    Then Goto must be genuinely worn out by all this

    Background and Key Points

    Yonsentoushin (四千頭身, “four thousand heads tall,” a self-deprecating joke about member height) is a Yoshimoto Kogyo comedy trio — Goto Yuki, Ishibashi Ryuki, and Tsuzuki Hiroki — that broke out in the late 2010s and became regular variety-show fixtures. Ariyoshi Hiroyuki is one of Japanese television’s most powerful hosts and, crucially, a fellow Yoshimoto talent, which is why his on-air comments carry weight for the group’s fate. Tsuzuki has been referred to prosecutors (書類送検) for allegedly violating the Tokyo Metropolitan Nuisance Prevention Ordinance — the statute used for groping (chikan) cases — plus an assault allegation, and is currently suspended from work by the agency. That is a procedural step short of indictment or conviction, not an expulsion; Tsuzuki technically remains a member.

    The thread didn’t split on whether Tsuzuki misbehaved — that was taken as settled — but on whether Yonsentoushin would actually be stronger as a duo. Posters traded conflicting claims about who writes the group’s material (one thread of replies credited Ishibashi, another insisted it’s Goto, with a later poster adding an origin story where Goto and Tsuzuki were paired first), which is really the crux: nobody agreed on how much creative weight Tsuzuki actually carries, only citing precedents like Sandwichman and Ostrich Club as trios-turned-duos that thrived.

    What outside readers likely miss is that Ariyoshi’s remarks were delivered as banter on a comedy radio show, not a policy statement — and that groping allegations under this ordinance are a common, almost routine scandal category in Japanese entertainment, so the tone here (joking rather than grave) reflects that familiarity, not indifference.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5channel (Entertainment/Sports News+) thread “Ariyoshi Hiroyuki comments on Yonsentoushin’s future: “There are cases where it would’ve been better as a duo” / “The two of them will just have to do their best”.”

  • Deep in the Red, Chunichi Dragons Still Lead Central League in Home Attendance at 98.7%

    The Chunichi Dragons are mired in the Central League cellar with a losing record, sitting in fifth place barely ahead of last-place Hiroshima — yet as of the 24th, their home stadium Vantelin Dome boasts a 98.7% attendance rate, tops in the Central League. On 5ch, users debated why the team stays packed even while losing, pointing to the club’s policy of prioritizing local-born players and a fanbase that enjoys watching regardless of wins or losses.

    1AnonymousAug 25, 2026 16:55
    Incredible.
    Chunichi — sitting in fifth place with no game gap over last-place Hiroshima — have pulled off a "feat."
    Their home stadium's attendance rate (attendance as a share of maximum capacity) hit a jaw-dropping 98.7% as of the 24th, reportedly putting them at the very top of the Central League.
    5AnonymousAug 25, 2026 16:55
    I like Chunidora precisely because they're weak (Chunidora = fan nickname mashing "Chunichi" + "Dora[gons]")
    13AnonymousAug 25, 2026 17:01
    Re: #5
    Re: #10
    Feel that.
    Seriously, whenever a Chunichi thread pops up I click it even though I'm not even a fan
    55AnonymousAug 25, 2026 17:27
    Re: #5
    Chunichi Dragons fan: "I love Chunidora because they're weak! I watch every single day!"
    9AnonymousAug 25, 2026 16:57
    Watching Chunichi lose tickles my maternal instincts
    10AnonymousAug 25, 2026 16:59
    They're definitely winning over fans nationwide now, not just in Nagoya
    15AnonymousAug 25, 2026 17:02
    It's just that Toyota's benefiting from the weak yen, so some of the flush-with-cash crowd is spending it here.
    Same thing's happening at other sports too — they're getting sold out from the spillover cash.
    16AnonymousAug 25, 2026 17:05
    Even Hanshin and Hiroshima, which get called "religions," see empty seats when the team's weak like normal teams do.
    Chunichi is seriously an anomaly.
    17AnonymousAug 25, 2026 17:06
    This makes every other team that's actually trying to win look like idiots
    19AnonymousAug 25, 2026 17:07
    A win from a strong team and a win from a weak team hit about 10 times differently in excitement
    20AnonymousAug 25, 2026 17:08
    Every other team's front office must be so jealous
    21AnonymousAug 25, 2026 17:09
    Wouldn't the fanbase actually shrink if Chunichi got strong?
    24AnonymousAug 25, 2026 17:10
    Re: #21
    Actually, back in the Ochiai era they were strong but not popular 🥺
    25AnonymousAug 25, 2026 17:10
    Re: #21
    That's because they're not playing the boring brand of baseball they did in the Ochiai era
    22AnonymousAug 25, 2026 17:09
    Unlike some zombie squad out there, this is a weakness you actually want to cheer for
    23AnonymousAug 25, 2026 17:10
    It's not just CBC and Tokai TV — Nagoya TV (Me~Tele) is in on the brainwashing too with "Do Desu Ka" (a Dragons-themed local TV segment)
    26AnonymousAug 25, 2026 17:12
    Chunidora occasionally pulls off some ridiculously dramatic wins lol
    As a spectacle/business, they're basically unbeatable
    28AnonymousAug 25, 2026 17:14
    There's not even the hope of "Hame-chan gets sold off to Mobage and the team finally changes" — so why do they get this much support anyway? (nods to how another team's sale to DeNA/Mobage once sparked hope of change)
    29AnonymousAug 25, 2026 17:15
    It's because they treasure local-born players like Ishikawa.
    Rakuten should take a page from that.
    30AnonymousAug 25, 2026 17:15
    Meanwhile, 8 years ago
    84AnonymousAug 25, 2026 17:52
    Re: #30
    Matayoshi's retirement was announced too, huh
    Really makes you feel the era changing
    31AnonymousAug 25, 2026 17:16
    Honestly, no team puts on a wilder show than Chunichi
    34AnonymousAug 25, 2026 17:17
    Seriously, why does this happen?
    What I've heard is that corporate season seats sell like crazy regardless of win/loss record, and that their win rate happens to sit right around the percentage that gives you that gambling-style dopamine hit.
    It's not like Nagoya has no other entertainment options, though.
    42AnonymousAug 25, 2026 17:20
    Re: #34
    Probably because they've built up a huge base of fans like me who are satisfied just watching a Chunichi game, win or lose.
    Credit to the front office's effort.
    37AnonymousAug 25, 2026 17:18
    Daikō Satian (a dark joke referencing Aum Shinrikyo's old facility, which once stood near where the Dragons' dome now sits)
    38AnonymousAug 25, 2026 17:19
    Re: #37
    The dome's actually in Yada, not Daikō
    49AnonymousAug 25, 2026 17:23
    What's actually different from bottom-dwelling Hiroshima?
    Is it just because they have a dome?
    59AnonymousAug 25, 2026 17:30
    Re: #49
    It's simply that the club's appeal is on a completely different level.
    Chunichi has plenty of players you actually want to root for.
    56AnonymousAug 25, 2026 17:28
    Guess Tatsunami [as manager] had nothing to do with it after all
    58AnonymousAug 25, 2026 17:29
    Re: #56
    Oh it absolutely did
    69AnonymousAug 25, 2026 17:40
    Since they lose more often than not, when they do win occasionally it floods your brain with dopamine and feels amazing
    75AnonymousAug 25, 2026 17:43
    Re: #69
    It's Fever Chunidoragoul! (a pun mashing "Chunidora" with "Tokyo Ghoul")
    110AnonymousAug 25, 2026 18:20
    Love how Nagoya's main entertainment options are basically Chunidora, Legoland, and Ghibli Park
    112AnonymousAug 25, 2026 18:22
    Re: #110
    You kidding me? There's also pachinko, horse racing, plenty of other stuff
    113AnonymousAug 25, 2026 18:24
    It's been climbing steadily ever since COVID restrictions eased.
    Ochiai doesn't have as much to do with it as people say.





    114AnonymousAug 25, 2026 18:25
    Honestly every team knows that winning the championship makes way more money through merch and events, so Chunichi is probably giving it their all right now.
    "Salaries suffer because they're in last place" is like a 20th-century Hanshin kind of take.
    120AnonymousAug 25, 2026 18:30
    Re: #114
    Sure, if they could actually win the championship.
    But if you load up on reinforcements and still end up finishing an awkward 4th, it doesn't pay off and the cost-effectiveness is terrible.
    So I think Chunichi's current situation is actually the best case for them.

    Background and Key Points

    Chunichi’s Vantelin Dome Nagoya (formerly Nagoya Dome) seats a comparatively modest ~36,000, and the Dragons are the last of Japan’s old newspaper-owned franchises — controlled by the Chunichi Shimbun rather than a tech or retail conglomerate like Rakuten (Golden Eagles) or DeNA. That ownership model matters for the thread’s “brainwashing” jokes about CBC, Tokai TV, and Nagoya TV/Me~Tele: those stations are corporate siblings or close partners of the paper, and Nagoya is unusual among Japan’s big markets in having local broadcasters this invested in one team’s daily coverage. The Central League itself plays without a DH, and Chunichi’s last real success came under manager Ochiai Tochihiko (2004–2011), whose title-winning teams were also, notoriously, dull to watch.

    The thread doesn’t converge on one cause — posters trade several competing explanations without settling: loyal fans who enjoy Chunichi precisely because they’re bad and unpretentious now (unlike the Ochiai era), corporate season-ticket blocks that sell regardless of standings, weak-yen-driven discretionary spending by nearby Toyota-linked wealth, and a front-office view (post #114/#120) that mid-table mediocrity is actually the financially optimal outcome versus overspending for an awkward fourth place.

    What the thread never addresses is that NPB “attendance” figures, including this 98.7%, are announced tickets-distributed numbers, not verified turnstile counts — a longstanding league-wide practice, not something unique to Chunichi. Readers unfamiliar with NPB may assume these are audited head counts the way MLB or Premier League attendance is.

    *This article is compiled and summarized from the 5ch (Nanademo Jikkyo G) thread “[Good News] Chunichi Dragons Lead Central League with 98.7% Attendance Rate.”

  • Reactions Pour In to a 45-Year-Old Man’s Delusional Moves to “Get Close to Young Female Coworkers”

    An article from Nikkan SPA titled “The Delusional Moves of a 45-Year-Old Man Who Wants to Get Close to Young Female Coworkers” became a hot topic on 5ch.

    The thread filled up with blunt takes like “it all comes down to whether you’re good-looking or not,” alongside practical advice such as “start by getting close to women your own age first.” One poster who confessed their own real-life experience got roasted by the whole thread, fueling the discussion.

    The “Delusional Moves” of a 45-Year-Old Man Who Wants to Get Close to Young Female Coworkers… “I Think I Keep Up with What the Young Ones Are Into” | Nikkan SPA!

    Posted: August 25, 2026, 15:53

    Daichi Sakaiya

    Source: nikkan-spa.jp / Original article here

    9AnonymousAug 25, 2026 17:51
    Even Yamada Ryosuke, at 31, said "I'm an old guy now, I shouldn't force my way into hanging out with young people."
    Tamamori Yuta also said, "A high schooler is a fan of mine? I'm 35, are you sure you've got the right guy?"
    And Okura Tadayoshi said, "As a 39-year-old man, I think it would count as harassment for me to even have feelings for a young woman."
    (These are all real quotes from Japanese idols downplaying age-gap attention.)
    Meanwhile random old dudes out there have weirdly sky-high self-esteem, casually lie about their age, and claim they "look young" or "resemble [some celebrity]" — seriously, what is that? Some kind of disease?
    Guys who say with a straight face "young girls just suit me better than women my own age," "obviously younger women are better," "go out with me!", "let's go to a hot spring together!" — there are real men like this everywhere and it's genuinely gross.
    26AnonymousAug 25, 2026 17:57
    Re: #9
    Meanwhile a junior idol was saying stuff like this, and what was that other member Yamaguchi doing, abusing his position of power? (alluding to a real idol misconduct scandal)
    107AnonymousAug 25, 2026 18:15
    Re: #9 is pure, undeniable truth.
    Even calling it "flawless" doesn't do it justice.
    Good-looking guys understand from experience just how many different kinds of women there are, and even with older women, if the interest is genuine, they'll make a sincere effort to respond in kind.
    They're not afraid to put themselves out there and let the other person decide — that's the kind of confidence they have.

    Delusional "good-looking" guys, on the other hand, aren't just cringe — for some reason they instinctively gravitate toward young women.
    "Instinctively" is the key part.
    If it works once, they get a taste for it and start chasing their own desires (in order of strength: lust, then the urge to dominate).

    Average-looking guys have no choice but to watch from the sidelines, understanding all this while staying out of sight, just observing from a distance —
    all while telling themselves they're making an effort to miraculously find a partner someday.
    11AnonymousAug 25, 2026 17:52
    Whether you're good-looking or not — if it's the latter, nothing you do matters.
    16AnonymousAug 25, 2026 17:54
    Re: #11
    That's really all there is to it. If you're creepy, nothing works, period.
    32AnonymousAug 25, 2026 17:59
    Re: #11
    Even good-looking guys are out once they're old. Popular "handsome uncles" (ikeoji) don't push themselves on people.
    78AnonymousAug 25, 2026 18:09
    Re: #11
    Good-looking guys handle dating smoothly, so without exception they end up falling for people their own age. Anyone who doesn't is a "delusional good-looking guy." I'm average-looking myself, so I can tell just from observing.
    34AnonymousAug 25, 2026 17:59
    Get the non-young female coworkers on your side first.
    69AnonymousAug 25, 2026 18:07
    Re: #34
    Seriously, this. But the non-young female coworkers want to get close to the young male employees, so all you can do is grit your teeth and endure.
    38AnonymousAug 25, 2026 18:00
    When one links arms with another,
    in an instant, anyone becomes friends,
    hey there, hello everyone!
    (Lyrics from the classic Japanese kids' song "Tomodachi Sanka" / "Friendship Anthem")
    45AnonymousAug 25, 2026 18:02
    Re: #38
    Akiba's Yodobashi Camera♪ (riffing on the electronics store's famous jingle)
    42AnonymousAug 25, 2026 18:01
    Just let them bask in the smug satisfaction of "teaching you something" and they'll come to you on their own.
    43AnonymousAug 25, 2026 18:01
    Start by getting close to girls your own age first.
    53AnonymousAug 25, 2026 18:04
    Re: #43
    They can't have kids, so unfortunately they're no longer marriage material.
    46AnonymousAug 25, 2026 18:02
    This one's simple — you'll get it once you become a parent at the average age for your generation.
    A "nice uncle" is best kept at a distance, just chilling amicably with other uncles his own age.
    Think about it — back when you were young, if some 45-year-old lady suddenly barged into your conversation going "oh I like that too!", wouldn't that have been rough…
    65AnonymousAug 25, 2026 18:06
    He's close to their dad's age, it's a no-go.
    88AnonymousAug 25, 2026 18:10
    Re: #65
    Exactly.
    Like even if you're talking about Sunday-morning tokusatsu shows, she's from the Heisei-era Kamen Rider generation.
    If some try-hard guy starts going on about how he loves the flashy, beeping-belt-transformation Rider shows, you'd want to lecture him, right?
    Same goes for manga, music, everything — the conversation just isn't going to click.
    You'd get it if you just pictured a conversation with your own dad.
    98AnonymousAug 25, 2026 18:12
    It's totally normal to meet young people through a shared hobby, get close naturally, and end up dating that way.
    The problem is probably that you're aiming to date right from the start, so people get wary of you.

    Skipping the step of just becoming genuinely close first and jumping straight to trying to date is the issue — maybe that works fine between two young people, but not here.
    139AnonymousAug 25, 2026 18:23
    Re: #98
    That one stung. She sits next to me and talks to me a lot, so I figured I had a shot, asked her to grab a meal, got shot down instantly, and she's been ignoring me ever since.
    144AnonymousAug 25, 2026 18:24
    Re: #139
    From the outside it honestly looks creepy and cringe, so you should really stop doing that kind of thing.
    172AnonymousAug 25, 2026 18:32
    Re: #139
    First off, that girl's probably talking to other guys too, not just you.

    The moment she turned down the meal invite tells you you weren't even in the "friend" category — she was just being polite to keep things running smoothly at work, and you mistook it for something more.
    103AnonymousAug 25, 2026 18:14
    There's no winning move except with a girl who's already warmed up to you on her own — if the "oji" (old guy) makes the first move, he's already lost lol.

    You're supposed to make her fall for you with your status — you've built up plenty over the years, haven't you?

    If you've got nothing to show for 45 years, just give up lol. A classic "useless old man."
    106AnonymousAug 25, 2026 18:15
    Re: #103
    Sounds like the kind of thing you'd rattle off super fast.
    114AnonymousAug 25, 2026 18:17
    Re: #103
    That's fair, honestly.
    The moment the other person feels uncomfortable, it's instant sexual harassment lol.

    And even if you got lucky and things turned romantic, if you break up later there's the risk she says "I couldn't refuse since he was my senior (boss)" and you get hit with a harassment claim lol.
    118AnonymousAug 25, 2026 18:18
    How long are you guys planning to drag this "am I popular or not" thing on for lol.

    Is there literally nothing driving you besides being horny?
    123AnonymousAug 25, 2026 18:19
    Re: #118
    Don't you want to be popular no matter how old you get? It's not really that weird.
    126AnonymousAug 25, 2026 18:20
    Re: #118
    Being addicted to wanting attention is a nasty affliction. Doesn't matter if you're married or not.
    171AnonymousAug 25, 2026 18:32
    I'm 56 but I hang out with guys in their late 20s/early 30s. People think I'm their age. At karaoke I just casually sing Mrs. GREEN APPLE and stuff like that.
    195AnonymousAug 25, 2026 18:38
    Re: #171
    Back when I was young, the old guys at company drinking parties would sing old songs, and honestly I think there's nothing wrong with singing old songs.
    196AnonymousAug 25, 2026 18:38
    Re: #171
    Even if that's true, anyone who writes that about themselves on a place like this is 100% delusional, or just fantasizing.
    202AnonymousAug 25, 2026 18:40
    There's no way a young woman actually wants to be friends with some guy over 40.
    230AnonymousAug 25, 2026 18:44
    Re: #202
    Actually, here's the funny thing — girls who like to be spoiled sometimes fall hard for a dependable, kind, composed "oji-sama" (older gentleman) type. Go figure.
    241AnonymousAug 25, 2026 18:46
    Re: #230
    Don't go generalizing from a statistical outlier.

    That's no different from saying "well actually, if you win the lottery you can buy a yacht" lol.

    Background and Key Points

    Background readers need: Nikkan SPA is a Japanese men’s tabloid site known for workplace and relationship trend pieces aimed at salarymen, and 5ch (formerly 2channel) is Japan’s largest anonymous forum, where threads like this one aggregate reactions to such articles. The idols quoted at the top — Yamada Ryosuke (Hey! Say! JUMP), Tamamori Yuta (Kis-My-Ft2), Okura Tadayoshi (Kanjani8) — are members of Johnny’s/Starto-affiliated groups whose fanbases skew young and female; their self-deprecating remarks about being “too old” for fan attention are being used ironically to needle ordinary middle-aged men who show no such self-awareness. The post referencing “Yamaguchi” alludes to a real idol group scandal involving an older member’s misconduct toward a younger colleague, which is why it lands as a pointed jab rather than a random aside.

    The thread’s actual fault line isn’t “should older men talk to younger coworkers” — nearly everyone agrees overtures are unwelcome — but whether the deciding factor is looks or manner. One camp insists attractive men get a pass because they read social cues and don’t force the issue, while average or unattractive men are creepy by default; others push back that even good-looking men “age out” and that genuine charisma, not looks, is what lets someone bridge the generation gap.

    What the thread never spells out explicitly is the legal exposure: several posters gesture at “sekuhara” (sexual harassment) and power imbalance, but the real institutional backdrop is Japan’s workplace harassment prevention law (amended in 2020, extended to smaller firms in 2022), under which a senior employee’s persistent overtures toward a junior colleague can constitute actionable power harassment regardless of intent — a risk barely acknowledged amid the banter about charm and status.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (News Speed+) thread “The “Delusional Moves” of a 45-Year-Old Man Who Wanted to Get Close to Young Female Coworkers… “I Think I Keep Up with What the Young Ones Are Into” SPA.”

  • Kudo Yume’s Birthday Shows Sell Out Both Setagaya Egret Hall Performances — 5ch: “Juice=Juice’s Popularity Is Off the Charts”

    Hello! Project group Juice=Juice’s “Kudo Yume Birthday Event 2026” has sold out both the matinee and evening performances at Setagaya Egret Hall, and the fan club has announced there will be no second-round ticket applications. On 5ch’s Hello! Project thread, posters expressed surprise one after another — “Tako-chan’s (Kudo Yume’s nickname) popularity suddenly shot up” and “the venue’s popularity is even higher than when Ishiyama sold out Yurakucho Asahi Hall” — especially notable since the matinee show had noticeably empty seats last time. There are also anxious voices about the introduction of face-recognition e-tickets, with worries that upcoming Budokan and Pia Arena shows may see a rush of ticket-lottery losses too.

    12AnonymousAug 25, 2026 17:06
    Venue popularity is even higher now than when Ishiyama sold out the evening show at Yurakucho Asahi Hall. Juice=Juice's popularity is just absurd.
    18AnonymousAug 25, 2026 17:22
    And last year the matinee show was practically empty…
    19AnonymousAug 25, 2026 17:23
    Guess new fans are finally catching on to Tako-chan's charm.
    20AnonymousAug 25, 2026 17:25
    Nah, these aren't new fans — it's DDs (fans who follow multiple idols/groups at once) flooding in.
    61AnonymousAug 25, 2026 17:49
    Re: #20
    Yeah, that's probably it.
    22AnonymousAug 25, 2026 17:28
    Tako-chan's cute, a great singer, and has a great personality — she's the best.
    23AnonymousAug 25, 2026 17:28
    Hard to find a venue much bigger than Setagaya around here.
    26AnonymousAug 25, 2026 17:33
    No second round has to mean they miscalculated the capacity.
    28AnonymousAug 25, 2026 17:36
    Guess the "Hyoremi" effect kicked in.
    30AnonymousAug 25, 2026 17:37
    Re: #28
    Hey, still waiting on that apology?
    29AnonymousAug 25, 2026 17:37
    The last Monday in September is an easy day to take off work, too.
    31AnonymousAug 25, 2026 17:38
    Kudo topped the Harocolle (Hello! Project collection) poll and still lost the lottery for both shows — it's blowing up on X (Twitter) lol
    32AnonymousAug 25, 2026 17:38
    Tako-chan suddenly blew up huge.
    33AnonymousAug 25, 2026 17:38
    Thought Kudo's shows were a nightmare to get tickets for, but turns out it's a full-on lottery-loss festival. Next up is probably Irie.
    34AnonymousAug 25, 2026 17:39
    This time of year, both she and her fans are usually swamped. This year, though, so many people lost the lottery that fans ended up with time on their hands.
    35AnonymousAug 25, 2026 17:39
    She's clearly top-tier popularity within Hello! Project at this point.
    36AnonymousAug 25, 2026 17:39
    Wait, is this an e-ticket?
    38AnonymousAug 25, 2026 17:40
    Re: #36
    > Note: Entry to this performance will be via e-ticket using facial recognition.
    37AnonymousAug 25, 2026 17:40
    I always applied in the second round every year — guess there's none this time.
    40AnonymousAug 25, 2026 17:41
    At this rate, Budokan and Pia Arena will probably be a lottery-loss festival too, even with e-tickets.
    51AnonymousAug 25, 2026 17:46
    If Kudo alone can fill both Setagaya shows, then for Kawashima even a 1,500-capacity venue probably wouldn't be enough.
    78AnonymousAug 25, 2026 17:51
    Re: #51
    A lottery-loss festival would be rough. There are weekday events and tour dates too — I wonder if fans even have any paid leave left.
    82AnonymousAug 25, 2026 17:51
    Re: #51
    Tickets went unsold last time, so I doubt they'll bump the capacity up much. A lottery-loss festival is guaranteed.
    52AnonymousAug 25, 2026 17:46
    Is this the Aarii effect? Maybe Aarii's going to show up.
    59AnonymousAug 25, 2026 17:49
    Wow, incredible. Guess this is what it looks like when something actually sells.
    69AnonymousAug 25, 2026 17:50
    It's kind of scary how it feels like even Arisawa or Irie might be able to draw a bigger crowd than Kawanishi at this rate.
    74AnonymousAug 25, 2026 17:50
    Guess going forward, anything smaller than Zepp-class venues just won't cut it.
    85AnonymousAug 25, 2026 17:51
    You can really tell Juice=Juice is blowing up huge among Hello! Project fans in general — the people coming aren't just Tako-chan's own fans. Now I'm getting nervous about my oshi's birthday event.
    88AnonymousAug 25, 2026 17:52
    Anti-fan trolls ("ankasu") do nothing but boomerang their own insults back at themselves lol
    89AnonymousAug 25, 2026 17:52
    They can fill a 1,200-capacity venue in Ise, so why is ANGERME doing so miserably?
    112AnonymousAug 25, 2026 17:54
    Of course new fans go straight for Juice=Juice, and even among longtime Hello! Project fans they're the most popular group — they're the only group where you're guaranteed a quality live show.
    122AnonymousAug 25, 2026 17:55
    Re: #112
    That's a bit much. They're just bandwagon fans.
    131AnonymousAug 25, 2026 17:59
    Wait, is Moara's show using facial recognition too?
    139AnonymousAug 25, 2026 18:02
    Re: #131
    > Note: Entry to this performance will be via e-ticket using facial recognition.
    145AnonymousAug 25, 2026 18:02
    Re: #139
    Ah I see, so it's the same as before.
    152AnonymousAug 25, 2026 18:02
    Re: #139
    So it does have facial recognition after all.

    Background and Key Points

    Kudo Yume is a member of Juice=Juice, one of the flagship groups under Hello! Project (H!P), the idol umbrella label run by Up-Front Works that also oversees Morning Musume and ANGERME. In H!P, each member gets an annual solo “birthday event,” typically staged at small-to-mid-size halls; tickets for these are usually distributed via fan-club lottery, with a second-round application opening if the first round doesn’t fill the venue. Setagaya Egret Hall is a modest public theater in Tokyo, and Kudo’s matinee show there last year reportedly had visible empty seats. This year, by contrast, both the matinee and evening shows sold out outright, prompting the fan club to skip the second-round application entirely — a sign that demand from the first-round lottery alone exceeded capacity.

    The thread’s disagreement centers on why the sudden jump happened. One camp reads it as Kudo herself breaking out — new fans discovering “Tako-chan’s” charm — while others (posts 20, 61, 122) push back, attributing the sellout to “DDs” (fans who float across multiple idols/groups rather than dedicated Kudo fans) and general bandwagon interest in Juice=Juice as a group, not a personal surge for Kudo. That distinction matters in idol fandom, where a member’s perceived individual drawing power affects her standing for future singles, centers, and larger solo shows.

    What outside readers will likely miss is the significance of the facial-recognition e-ticket system mentioned almost in passing. This technology has been rolling out across H!P concert tickets specifically to curb scalping and duplicate-account lottery entries, which historically inflated apparent demand; posters’ anxiety about upcoming Budokan and Pia Arena shows reflects real uncertainty about whether authenticated, one-fan-one-ticket sales will produce even fiercer shortages, or if it will simply reveal true demand more accurately for the first time.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Hello! Project) thread “[Both Setagaya Egret Hall Shows Sold Out] Notice: No Second-Round FC Applications for “Juice=Juice Kudo Yume Birthday Event 2026”.”

  • SIE Releases PS5 Exclusives Trailer — Turns Out There Are Only 6

    On August 24, Sony Interactive Entertainment released a video titled “Only On PS5,” showcasing PS5-exclusive titles. Six games were named, including Marvel’s Wolverine, Astro Bot, Gran Turismo 7, and Ghost of Yōtei, and thread posters quickly pointed out how small that number was.

    Some questioned why GT7 — which also has a PS4 version — counts as an exclusive, while others compared the count to Switch 2’s exclusive lineup, noting “PS5’s already been overtaken.”

    On August 24, 2026, Sony Interactive Entertainment (SIE) released a video titled “Only On PS5 | PS5 Games” on YouTube.

    Is this video a sign that game software is shifting away from multiplatform releases toward hardware-exclusive strategies?

    Source: gamespark.jp / Original article here

    2AnonymousAug 25, 2026 16:21
    The video touts Marvel's Wolverine, Astro Bot, SALOS, Gran Turismo 7, God of War Laufey, and Ghost of Yōtei as PS5 exclusives.

    Six games.
    4AnonymousAug 25, 2026 16:24
    So PS is basically a garbage dump, huh
    The exclusives are just that bad
    5AnonymousAug 25, 2026 16:24
    Check your facts before making a thread.

    [Bad News for Nintendo Fanboys] Sony officially stresses that Ghost of Yōtei, Wolverine, and other PS5 titles are exclusive — PC ports looking unlikely?
    https://krsw.5ch.io/test/read.cgi/ghard/1787621783/
    6AnonymousAug 25, 2026 16:26
    Only six…
    No wonder people say 'just get it on PC.'
    8AnonymousAug 25, 2026 16:28
    They ran ads going 'Now that the lineup's complete, you can buy a PS5 with confidence!' …but it's nowhere near complete.
    10AnonymousAug 25, 2026 16:28
    Re: #1
    Doesn't matter if you show it off —
    this junk console still ain't gonna sell, lolol 😂
    12AnonymousAug 25, 2026 16:29
    Report: Sony may be halting PC ports of major PS5 titles amid a strategic shift blamed on weak sales
    https://gadget.phileweb.com/post-120489/
    13AnonymousAug 25, 2026 16:30
    So it really wasn't selling after all.
    14AnonymousAug 25, 2026 16:30
    Makes sense they'd pull out if it wasn't selling on PC.
    Truly the weakest first party out there.
    15AnonymousAug 25, 2026 16:33
    Isn't GT7 cross-gen with PS4?… Why are they declaring it 'Only on PS5'?
    Also, the exclusives themselves are just plain weak.
    16AnonymousAug 25, 2026 16:33
    If it's not even a day-one PC release, don't act surprised it doesn't sell on PC.
    17AnonymousAug 25, 2026 16:35
    Honestly the comment section is the real content on Game*Spark.
    18AnonymousAug 25, 2026 16:37
    'Only On' feels like an Xbox slogan to me.
    19AnonymousAug 25, 2026 16:43
    It's already thin on games as it is, and half the 'lineup' is padded out with PS4 titles and unreleased games — that's just sad, lol
    20AnonymousAug 25, 2026 16:44
    If Microsoft ever said Xbox games were only coming to Xbox consoles, there'd be riots.
    Sony? …eh, who'd even care.
    21AnonymousAug 25, 2026 16:45
    I mean, bragging about exclusives is fine and all —
    but that means you're fine never getting Microsoft's games in return, right? lol
    23AnonymousAug 25, 2026 16:47
    Classic Sony — just stay 'Only On' forever, please lol
    26AnonymousAug 25, 2026 16:50
    They're straight-up lying by calling GT7 a PS5 exclusive when it's cross-gen with PS4, lmao

    32AnonymousAug 25, 2026 16:59
    Re: #26
    It's not a lie —
    even their own PR team doesn't care enough to know it's cross-gen.
    36AnonymousAug 25, 2026 17:04
    Six years since launch and only 6 exclusives, lolololol
    40AnonymousAug 25, 2026 17:13
    Re: #36
    So that's about one a year, huh…
    45AnonymousAug 25, 2026 17:17
    Re: #36
    lol
    That is genuinely pathetic
    105AnonymousAug 25, 2026 18:07
    Re: #36
    First-party studios have zero motivation left
    42AnonymousAug 25, 2026 17:16
    Re: #1
    Worldwide hardware sales for July:
    PS5: 784,000 units (boycott underway)
    Switch 2: 707,000 units
    Xbox Series: 115,000 units
    94AnonymousAug 25, 2026 17:53
    Re: #42
    VGChartz: 'PS5 sold 2.6 million units at retail in FY25 Q4!!!!' Sony: 'We shipped 1.5 million.'
    https://krsw.5ch.io/test/read.cgi/ghard/1778214624/

    VGChartz: 'Sorry, turns out PS5 was actually losing badly the whole Jan–Mar stretch ☺'
    https://krsw.5ch.io/test/read.cgi/ghard/1778246086/
    50AnonymousAug 25, 2026 17:20
    PS5 exclusive first-party titles:
    – Marvel's Wolverine
    – Astro Bot
    – SALOS
    – Gran Turismo 7
    – God of War Laufey
    – Ghost of Yōtei

    PS5 exclusive third-party titles:


    Guess you don't get a lineup like this without third-party trust (striking a smug pose)
    55AnonymousAug 25, 2026 17:23
    Re: #50
    lol, every single one of them jumped ship to Steam or Switch 2
    56AnonymousAug 25, 2026 17:23
    Re: #1
    Turns out PlayStation actually posts better earnings the fewer exclusives it has
    79AnonymousAug 25, 2026 17:37
    Even Pokaosu (a gaming YouTuber/streamer) was raving about Ghost of Yōtei, lol
    84AnonymousAug 25, 2026 17:42
    Re: #79
    Pokaosu's highest-earning video was actually the Tsushima swordfight one
    86AnonymousAug 25, 2026 17:45
    Only six?
    Doesn't Switch 2 already have more exclusives than that?
    87AnonymousAug 25, 2026 17:47
    Re: #86
    Mario Kart World
    Donkey Kong Bananza
    Tears of the Kingdom Musou
    Kirby Air Riders
    Mario Tennis
    Pokoa

    That's already just as many.
    92AnonymousAug 25, 2026 17:49
    Re: #87
    GT7 isn't even exclusive, so Switch 2's already winning on numbers lol
    98AnonymousAug 25, 2026 18:01
    Re: #87
    Bragging about a bigger pile of garbage doesn't really help (lol)
    93AnonymousAug 25, 2026 17:51
    Now hold on, hold on —
    Blackout Dawn 2, Whatever-Numeral 20, and Space Bald are all still coming to join the exclusives lineup, no need to panic.
    95AnonymousAug 25, 2026 17:53
    Re: #93
    They're already padding it out with an unreleased 'Hag 20' filler entry
    103AnonymousAug 25, 2026 18:03
    Hasn't Switch 2 already overtaken PS5 on exclusive title count?
    104AnonymousAug 25, 2026 18:06
    Re: #103
    Switch 2 has 15 released exclusives
    PS5 has 13
    Yep, it's been overtaken

    Background and Key Points

    PlayStation has always leaned on third-party multiplatform software rather than a deep bench of first-party exclusives — unlike Nintendo, whose hardware sales are driven almost entirely by games that never leave its own platform. That structural difference is why a promotional reel naming only six “PS5-only” titles nearly six years after the console’s November 2020 Japan launch reads as thin to some and unremarkable to others: Sony’s business model was never built around exclusive volume in the first place, and several of its acclaimed first-party games (the God of War and Horizon series, Spider-Man, Ghost of Tsushima) eventually shipped on PC anyway as a second revenue wave.

    The thread’s actual disagreement isn’t just “six is a small number” — it’s whether Gran Turismo 7 belongs on the list at all, since it released simultaneously on PS4 and PS5 and is therefore cross-generation, not hardware-exclusive in the way Astro Bot or Ghost of Yōtei are. Posters treat that inclusion as either sloppy marketing or outright misleading.

    What the thread glosses over is that “exclusive” is being used loosely throughout — some tally console-exclusive (never left PlayStation hardware) against platform-exclusive (never left PS5 specifically), and the Switch 2 comparison in the back half conflates both standards without anyone reconciling them. The cited hardware-sales figures are single-month worldwide totals, not lifetime numbers, and Sony’s shipped-versus-sold discrepancy raised in the thread reflects a longstanding industry reporting gap (shipment-to-retailers vs. confirmed consumer purchases) rather than evidence specific to PS5 alone.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Hardware & Industry / Geha) thread “[PS5 Exclusive] SIE Releases ‘Only On PS5’ Trailer Showcasing PS5-Exclusive Titles.”

  • ‘APEX Is Basically an Upgraded Splatoon,’ Claims 5ch Poster — Gets Buried in Replies: ‘Reeks of Someone Who’s Never Played It’

    It started with a post declaring “I want to teach people who only play Splatoon,” which spun into an argument that APEX is the “upgraded version” of Splatoon, and Helldivers 2 is the “upgraded version” of Splat Raiders (the poster’s nickname for Splatoon’s co-op mode). The poster backed up the claim with self-reported stats like hitting the S+50 rank cap and figures like “nearly 100,000 concurrent players,” but other users fired back one after another with lines like “someone who can’t get specific” and “reeks of never having played it, lol.” The thread eventually spiraled into a broader debate about the differences between the game genres themselves.

    1AnonymousAug 25, 2026 16:23
    I want to explain this to people who only play Splatoon
    2AnonymousAug 25, 2026 16:24
    By the way, I maxed out my rank in Splatoon 1 and hit S+50 in Splatoon 3
    23AnonymousAug 25, 2026 16:34
    Re: #2
    And also, you never even cleared floor 100 of the Mess Hall
    3AnonymousAug 25, 2026 16:24
    Oh, so APEX has Turf War battles?
    10AnonymousAug 25, 2026 16:28
    Re: #3
    There's a concept called Area Control — it's basically territory fighting
    4AnonymousAug 25, 2026 16:25
    APEX is nothing like Splatoon.
    And what, is this a showdown between dying, low-pop games like Helldivers 2 and Raiders? lol
    7AnonymousAug 25, 2026 16:27
    Re: #4
    Helldivers 2 isn't dying. It's got concurrent player counts close to 100,000
    8AnonymousAug 25, 2026 16:28
    For starters, you can even play Apex on Switch
    11AnonymousAug 25, 2026 16:29
    Re: #8
    It's locked at 60fps, so you'll get outgunned by PS5 players
    12AnonymousAug 25, 2026 16:29
    You've probably never played either one, so they look the same to you
    15AnonymousAug 25, 2026 16:31
    Re: #12
    I'd say Splatoon's tactics and teamwork are shallower than APEX's
    16AnonymousAug 25, 2026 16:32
    Re: #10
    A 'concept,' huh?
    If you're gonna call it an upgrade, it better let you paint turf
    24AnonymousAug 25, 2026 16:34
    Re: #16
    Three players securing a wider area, getting sightlines across a broad range, and denying the enemy anywhere to hide — that's basically the same thing, right?
    45AnonymousAug 25, 2026 16:48
    Re: #24
    If it's just part of the map instead of the whole thing, isn't that more like Area Control than Turf War?
    Anyway, hurry up and actually teach us about Apex already.
    All you've done is talk about Splatoon this whole time lol
    46AnonymousAug 25, 2026 16:50
    Re: #45
    Apex's current meta is Axel, Sia, and Loba
    49AnonymousAug 25, 2026 16:52
    Re: #45
    You're probably just watching Splatoon 3 videos for a smear campaign lol
    That's why you can't even give an average X Power off the top of your head, and your answers about other games are just as vague
    19AnonymousAug 25, 2026 16:32
    The type who talks in broad generalizations but can't get into specifics
    27AnonymousAug 25, 2026 16:34
    Re: #19
    Seriously, that's exactly the vibe I get.
    It just sounds like empty talk — 'I bought it,' 'I played it,' and that's it
    20AnonymousAug 25, 2026 16:33
    Re: #15
    Be specific.
    You've probably never even played Ranked Clam Blitz
    29AnonymousAug 25, 2026 16:38
    Re: #20
    'Even Clam Blitz,' huh?
    If you're gonna say that, it should be 'even Area Control'
    30AnonymousAug 25, 2026 16:39
    Impressive how hard you're trying with knowledge you picked up from videos
    36AnonymousAug 25, 2026 16:43
    Re: #30
    Here's some knowledge you won't get from videos: X Match didn't even exist in Splatoon 3's first season.
    So when I hit S+50 max rank, I didn't get a single badge for it — pretty disappointing
    33AnonymousAug 25, 2026 16:42
    I did Apex's garbage tutorial that doesn't even tell you which button fires your gun, then got thrown straight into a real match and that was it
    43AnonymousAug 25, 2026 16:47
    Re: #33
    That 'garbage' Bangalore tutorial actually does teach you how to shoot.
    Are you one of those old-timers still going on about Season 1 or something?
    34AnonymousAug 25, 2026 16:43
    You can play Apex on Switch 2 too, so you should teach them
    39AnonymousAug 25, 2026 16:45
    Re: #34
    It's locked at 60fps and the Pro Controller quality is bad, so it's not even worth discussing
    35AnonymousAug 25, 2026 16:43
    Salmon Run is actually the closer match to Helldivers 2
    37AnonymousAug 25, 2026 16:43
    Re: #35
    Yeah, fair enough
    50AnonymousAug 25, 2026 16:54
    They're completely different games

    59AnonymousAug 25, 2026 17:01
    Re: #50
    Same here (lit. 'comrade').
    Even though they're both co-op PvE, the concepts and the skills they demand are totally different.
    I'd love to grill these never-played-it types on it, but that type has nothing but time to burn — digging through videos, and these days you can even fake it with AI
    53AnonymousAug 25, 2026 16:56
    Re: #48
    I see. Simply put, it's a 3-team battle royale.
    A battle royale is a game where you fight to be the last team standing inside a map whose playable area keeps shrinking.
    Honestly, you can just run and hide until it's down to the last two teams
    54AnonymousAug 25, 2026 16:56
    Re: #53
    That's not an 'upgrade' at all lol
    58AnonymousAug 25, 2026 17:01
    Re: #54
    It's basically the same kind of thing.
    I guess you could also call it Overwatch-like, but people who played Splatoon will probably get more into APEX
    71AnonymousAug 25, 2026 17:13
    Re: #58
    Overwatch is also a completely different game

    It's a game where you swap heroes mid-match — even within the same game — based on the enemy/ally composition and the map, so how do you end up saying that's the same as Splatoon?
    80AnonymousAug 25, 2026 17:19
    Re: #71
    If it were the same, it'd just be a ripoff.
    If that were the case, people would be calling it a 'Formstar' clone or something
    90AnonymousAug 25, 2026 17:27
    Re: #80
    Where's this 'similar' or 'upgrade' claim of yours even coming from?
    Is it the same game just because you wipe things out?
    It's not some contest over how fast you can mow down Terminids — you're allowed to just complete the objective and bail.
    That's not to say Raiders is inferior either — something like the Mess Hall lets you build your own strategy on top of the base spawns plus random spawns, giving it that L4D-style appeal too.

    You really don't have an eye for games, do you?
    92AnonymousAug 25, 2026 17:29
    Re: #90
    Of course — since they're different games, I never said they're exactly the same.
    What I mean by 'upgrade' is that there's a good chance you'd be fine just playing that one instead.
    If you haven't tried it, you should — I'm just being nice here
    93AnonymousAug 25, 2026 17:31
    Re: #92
    That's exactly why you're getting mocked here — because it's off the mark

    Background and Key Points

    Splatoon is Nintendo’s territory-painting shooter franchise, one of Japan’s best-selling family-friendly series, built around Turf War (color the map) and ranked modes that top out at S+50 before “X Power” numerical rankings begin — a detail the thread leans on when questioning the poster’s cited rank. Its co-op mode, Salmon Run, has players fend off waves of enemies for a shared score, which is why some posters compare it to Helldivers 2, Arrowhead’s PvE horde shooter, rather than to APEX Legends, Respawn’s free-to-play battle royale where three-player squads fight to be the last team in a shrinking zone. These are three genuinely distinct Western/Japanese titles with different business models (Splatoon is a paid Nintendo exclusive, APEX and Helldivers 2 are live-service games with different monetization), which is part of why “upgrade” as a label struck so many posters as nonsensical.

    The thread didn’t split over whether the games share DNA — most agree they’re different genres — it split over whether “Area Control,” one specific APEX mode involving zone control, is close enough to Turf War to justify calling APEX an “upgraded Splatoon.” Posters increasingly focused less on that comparison and more on discrediting the OP, since he couldn’t produce specifics (average X Power, meta details) despite claiming deep experience in both games.

    What outside readers likely miss: the jab about APEX on Switch being capped at 60fps isn’t trash talk, it’s a real hardware limitation versus the 120fps ceiling on PS5, which meaningfully affects competitive play — a technical detail nobody in the thread bothered to explain plainly.

    *This article is compiled from excerpts and a summary of the 5ch (Hardware & Industry (Geha)) thread “APEX, the Upgraded Version of Splatoon, and Helldivers 2, the Upgraded Version of Splat Raiders”.

  • Chinese Netizens Long for Anime-Style School Life, Admit China’s Is ‘Study, Study, Study All Day’

    A Chinese X (Twitter) user’s post went viral after declaring, “I long for a student life like in Japanese anime — in China we’re up at 6am, in bed at 10pm, and stuck at school for 16 hours a day.” On 5ch, the post kicked off a thread where users traded real photos of Chinese schools alongside comparisons of Japan-China education costs, GDP, and trust rankings, with the discussion snowballing from simple sympathy into a full-blown national power showdown.

    Li baitian@LiYuchigz9r

    Translated from Chinese

    I genuinely, desperately want to study in Japan. China’s approach to education is unbelievably high-pressure — up at 6am, lights out at 10pm, stuck at school for 16 hours a day 😭 I wonder if people overseas can really understand this feeling? I’d love to live even one day as a Japanese student, but sadly that’s just a fantasy. Tomorrow I’m back in that “prison” again. I’m going to save up and make it to Japan someday, for sure.

    Source: x.com / Original post here

    8AnonymousAug 25, 2026 16:41
    Meanwhile Japan just keeps getting dumber and the country keeps declining
    10AnonymousAug 25, 2026 16:43
    Re: #8
    Anime, manga, and games are basically opium for escaping reality
    31AnonymousAug 25, 2026 16:55
    Re: #8
    Then again, just looking at the numbers, China's social problems are way worse
    19AnonymousAug 25, 2026 16:51
    Are anime otaku just universally dumb no matter the country?
    21AnonymousAug 25, 2026 16:52
    Re: #19
    Well, studying's probably just so brutal there they want to escape, plain and simple
    23AnonymousAug 25, 2026 16:52
    A Chinese middle school
    [Chongqing Nankai Liangjiang Middle School]



    38AnonymousAug 25, 2026 16:57
    Re: #23
    Looks like there's a watchtower right in the middle
    43AnonymousAug 25, 2026 16:59
    Re: #23
    Every single window looks like it's got iron bars on it
    79AnonymousAug 25, 2026 17:13
    Re: #23
    This is literally that unhinged school life Chiikawa parodied (a hit cute-character manga/anime known for gag arcs that turn surprisingly grim) — playing out for real
    26AnonymousAug 25, 2026 16:53
    Tianjin, China — the "Tianjin Binhai Library"






    30AnonymousAug 25, 2026 16:54
    Re: #26
    Looks like a dystopia, kind of unsettling
    32AnonymousAug 25, 2026 16:55
    Re: #26
    It's a library and they're just papering over it with book-pattern wallpaper?
    That's… something
    27AnonymousAug 25, 2026 16:54
    Countries with the most billionaires



    Ranked: The Countries With the Most Billionaires in 2026
    https://www.visualcapitalist.com/countries-with-most-billionaires-in-2026/
    29AnonymousAug 25, 2026 16:54
    Average sleep time by country
    🇨🇳China 9h 2m
    🇺🇸USA 8h 59m
    🇫🇷France 8h 33m
    🌏World average 8h 29m
    🇬🇧UK 8h 28m
    🇰🇷South Korea 7h 51m
    🇯🇵Japan 7h 42m

    Japan ranks dead last in sleep time among 33 countries — and dead last in economic growth too
    There's gotta be some connection here, right?

    39AnonymousAug 25, 2026 16:57
    Ranking of countries with the worst online manners
    #1 🇯🇵Japan
    #2 🇰🇷South Korea
    #3 🇮🇳India
    #4 🇧🇷Brazil
    #5 🇲🇽Mexico
    40AnonymousAug 25, 2026 16:58
    Global battery market share
    42AnonymousAug 25, 2026 16:58
    "Most trustworthy countries" ranking
    https://www.asahi.com/sp/articles/ASV3F3WLTV3FUTFK00KM.html

    #1 🇨🇳China
    …
    #3 🇯🇵Japan




    The times are changing and there's no stopping it — Japan is in decline
    115AnonymousAug 25, 2026 17:45
    Re: #42


    Naturally, the world's most trustworthy country 😤
    44AnonymousAug 25, 2026 16:59
    China has been #1 in the world in AI technology for ages now, you know?



    48AnonymousAug 25, 2026 17:02
    The Qing Dynasty ← Stayed smug about being the center of the world and fell behind on modernization
    The Meiji Restoration ← Pushed modernization hard so as not to end up colonized like the Qing

    Japan today ← Still smug, thinking it's above China
    China ← The whole country is studying like mad to overtake Japan, and its top talent goes straight into AI and robotics development
    61AnonymousAug 25, 2026 17:06
    Re: #48
    It's less "still smug" and more that Japan already hit its #1 postwar goal — reconstruction — so with no goal left, it just stopped trying that hard
    76AnonymousAug 25, 2026 17:12
    Re: #61
    Even if you only gathered decent, level-headed people, everyone feels a totally different degree of crisis about Japan's current state
    And on top of that, there are people out there who are basically pure malice, so it turns into a defensive crouch just trying to survive that environment
    51AnonymousAug 25, 2026 17:03
    This is no joke — I'm a grad student at Institute of Science Tokyo right now, and Chinese students are genuinely excellent
    Japanese students aren't even in the same league
    52AnonymousAug 25, 2026 17:04
    Re: #51
    Isn't that just because only the elite Chinese students make it there in the first place?
    53AnonymousAug 25, 2026 17:04
    Per-capita GDP growth rate comparison
    54AnonymousAug 25, 2026 17:04
    "Dad" [i.e. China] sure is busy today, one minute hyping Japan up, the next tearing it down
    64AnonymousAug 25, 2026 17:08
    Re: #54
    Yeah, they're hurling some seriously mixed-up feelings at us
    Caught between CCP propaganda, the glittering admiration for Japan from the 1970s-90s, and the fact that, whatever else, Japan genuinely became a country that doesn't go to war after the war
    56AnonymousAug 25, 2026 17:04
    🇯🇵Japan is losing even in hotels now
    59AnonymousAug 25, 2026 17:05
    Re: #56
    You guys never even go there, so it doesn't matter lol
    57AnonymousAug 25, 2026 17:05
    [The Future] 🇨🇳China's Xiaomi unveils an SUV with a 1,705km range

    65AnonymousAug 25, 2026 17:08
    🇨🇳China is #1 in the world in aquaculture, and Japan is way behind in this field
    72AnonymousAug 25, 2026 17:11
    When you think about it, Japan's actually pretty blessed
    Even though Tokyo University is nothing special by world standards,
    once you're in, the rest of your life is basically easy mode

    If a Todai student had been born in China instead of Japan,
    they'd only get into some mid-tier Chinese university
    and have to grind through a hard life
    77AnonymousAug 25, 2026 17:12
    Re: #72
    When a Todai grad applied to a top Chinese company, they got rejected outright for not being academically strong enough
    Even Todai med school grads only earn half what their South Korean counterparts do, so they're "losers" too
    92AnonymousAug 25, 2026 17:19
    Japan is cutting university research funding
    93AnonymousAug 25, 2026 17:19
    Re: #92
    Do stuff like this and national strength is bound to decline, obviously
    94AnonymousAug 25, 2026 17:20
    Shocking: Chinese makers now hold nearly 50% of Japan's TV market
    https://news.yahoo.co.jp/articles/c2bca30ba1871a2a74a8c6f7db33284f70d5ccd9

    Chinese home appliance giant 🇨🇳Hisense took the #1 spot with a 40.4% share, while 🇨🇳TCL came in third at 9.5% — together the two companies command 49.9% of the market.

    Hisense, which claimed the top spot, acquired Toshiba's (formerly Toshiba Visual Solutions) TV brand "Regza," and boosted Regza's competitiveness through supply-chain sourcing and business-division restructuring. On top of that, Hisense has also been waging an aggressive low-price offensive under its own brand, and has carved out a solid position in the Japanese market.
    Backed by excellent cost performance, it's winning over Japanese consumers too, and the old idea that "if you're buying appliances, buy Japanese" seems to be fading.




    Background and Key Points

    Background readers need: schools like Chongqing Nankai Liangjiang and the “papered-over” Tianjin Binhai library are part of China’s hyper-competitive gaokao system, where elite feeder schools run boarding-military schedules (roughly 6am–10pm) built to produce the scores needed for a shrinking pool of top-university seats. This is not standard for all of China’s ~180 million secondary students — it’s the “super middle school” model (the Hengshui-style approach) reserved for high-achievers chasing an edge in a brutally oversubscribed exam. On the Japanese side, the “anime school life” the original poster longs for is itself a nostalgic, softened image; Japan had its own decades of exam-hell juku culture before 2000s-era “yutori” reforms eased hours, and Japanese students today still average the least sleep among the 33 countries cited in the thread.

    The thread didn’t really stay split on education — sympathy for the Chinese student was nearly unanimous early on, and the real fault line was whether that sympathy should translate into “Japan is still better off” or “China is now winning anyway,” with posters pivoting to GDP growth, billionaire counts, AI rankings, and appliance market share (Hisense/TCL’s ~50% of Japan’s TV market) as proxies for national decline.

    What’s likely misunderstood: several “China is #1” claims posted (AI leadership, trust rankings) are cherry-picked or sourced from single infographics rather than robust comparative studies, and the Asahi “most trustworthy countries” link doesn’t actually support the ranking claimed. No one in the thread mentioned that Hisense’s TV dominance came partly from directly acquiring Toshiba’s Regza brand, not from out-innovating it.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Nandemo Jikkyo G) thread “[Sad News] Chinese person: “I long for a school life like in Japanese anime… in China it’s study, study, study all day!!!!”“.

  • App Promising Chats With Ryza Cuts Off Free Users After 2 Messages, Caps Subscribers at 15 Per 10 Days — 5ch: “They’re Taking Us for Fools”

    An app advertised as letting fans “chat with Ryza” from the Atelier series has caused a stir after users discovered that the free tier cuts you off after just two messages — and even paying for the subscription only gets you 15 chats per 10 days. The 3-day free trial also silently converts into a full annual plan unless canceled within 2 days. On the thread, commenters piled on complaints about the pricing, comparing it to VTuber donation costs and standard AI token rates.

    1AnonymousAug 25, 2026 14:57
    Sounds like you can't even talk to her without paying for the subscription
    3AnonymousAug 25, 2026 15:03
    Everyone knew this was made to squeeze cash out of guys still living in their childhood bedroom ("kodomobeya ojisan" — a slang term for adult men who never left home)
    5AnonymousAug 25, 2026 15:07
    This is gonna die fast
    59AnonymousAug 25, 2026 15:59
    Re: #5
    Nah, stuff like this actually sticks around for a while — they just mark up the server costs and pocket the difference. No voice recording expenses either.
    Cloud coding AI is locked in a brutal price war with local PCs, but for character-chat services the cloud side dominates and there's barely any competition.
    Steam's still ruled by the RTX 4060, so unless they pull off something like linking two PS5s together, local AI probably won't catch on for gaming anytime soon
    13AnonymousAug 25, 2026 15:13
    Might as well just hire Ryza's voice actress directly at this point
    14AnonymousAug 25, 2026 15:14
    Looks like one of those sketchy "cutting-edge Reiwa-era" payment UIs
    15AnonymousAug 25, 2026 15:14
    15 chats per 10 days, lol
    Wonder how much the top-ups cost on top of that
    16AnonymousAug 25, 2026 15:15
    Honestly, this level of tech could probably be replicated on a local PC
    17AnonymousAug 25, 2026 15:15
    Wasn't there already talk that Atelier Resleriana was basically "open your wallet"?
    20AnonymousAug 25, 2026 15:17
    This game's like some rip-off sex-industry scam
    23AnonymousAug 25, 2026 15:20
    Honestly this was completely predictable lol
    24AnonymousAug 25, 2026 15:20
    This is basically just a VTuber at this point
    25AnonymousAug 25, 2026 15:23
    Re: #24
    Not gonna lie, this is pricier than a VTuber's members-only content
    54AnonymousAug 25, 2026 15:53
    Re: #25
    VTubers charge anywhere from a few hundred yen to tens of thousands per comment, so VTubers are still more expensive overall
    26AnonymousAug 25, 2026 15:23
    There's no way you're getting close to her on only 15 chats every 10 days
    Even a married couple in a rut talks more than that
    28AnonymousAug 25, 2026 15:25
    Pay extra to break through the message-limit wall!
    29AnonymousAug 25, 2026 15:26
    Calling this thing an "RPG" is way too sketchy
    You can just feel the intent to reel in suckers no matter what
    35AnonymousAug 25, 2026 15:31
    I thought this was some shady ad ripping off Ryza's likeness without permission
    Wait, this is official?
    36AnonymousAug 25, 2026 15:33
    Re: #1
    If chat AI could shrink down to around 10GB and voice synthesis got just as lightweight, couldn't you link two PS5s or two Switch 2s together and run it locally?
    Without Thunderbolt, just USB, you can't parallelize like you would with graphics cards, but it should work fine running separate AI processes
    37AnonymousAug 25, 2026 15:35
    6,000 yen a year sounds cheap to me, but is that considered outrageous in the mobile app world?
    48AnonymousAug 25, 2026 15:45
    Re: #37
    That'd be fine if it were unlimited, but it caps out at 45 times a month
    39AnonymousAug 25, 2026 15:38
    "Might as well feed this into some other AI service instead," lol
    40AnonymousAug 25, 2026 15:39
    Wouldn't it be better to just run this locally, uncensored, and have it roleplay as Ryza?
    44AnonymousAug 25, 2026 15:43
    There are already paid services like online salons where real humans chat with you
    But if AI does the talking, you don't even need to hire a human
    This is the winning move!
    50AnonymousAug 25, 2026 15:46
    ??? (Wait, wouldn't this make way more money if they did it with Tifa instead?)
    51AnonymousAug 25, 2026 15:48
    Honestly you'd be better off just having ChatGPT roleplay as Ryza
    15 chats per 10 days is just insulting
    56AnonymousAug 25, 2026 15:58
    Between this and the "Wallet Atelier" jokes, this company's whole approach to monetization is unhinged

    No wonder they can't compete with Chinese developers
    69AnonymousAug 25, 2026 16:16
    Honestly, we don't need generative AI for this
    If they've got time to make garbage like this, they should be rushing out the next mainline Atelier game instead
    80AnonymousAug 25, 2026 16:35
    Re: #69
    For 3D RPGs, Chinese studios are just too strong now — it's basically over
    But for chat AI, regulations are forcing HoYoverse and Tencent to shut down more and more of their services, so Japanese games will probably see more entries in this space too. Actually, even the console version of Dragon Quest X is already doing this
    86AnonymousAug 25, 2026 16:45
    Everyone already knew this though
    Tokens are expensive
    104AnonymousAug 25, 2026 17:11
    Re: #86
    Yeah, anyone who actually understands AI could've told you that
    88AnonymousAug 25, 2026 16:49
    Re: #1
    Honestly you'd be better off watching "The Tale of Princess Kaguya" instead
    Isn't this pricier than V-Kaguya and V-Yachiyo (VTubers)?
    106AnonymousAug 25, 2026 17:11
    Re: #88
    Unlike Ryza, it's not even cute
    If I'm paying money, I'd rather it be for a cute girl like Ryza
    94AnonymousAug 25, 2026 17:01
    Can't believe they thought they could get away with pricing this aggressively
    103AnonymousAug 25, 2026 17:10
    Re: #94
    If they made it free or unlimited, the servers would get overwhelmed, so they have to keep it expensive
    You'd think everyone would get bored quickly and traffic would stabilize, but then a global version might launch, so it's hard to say if prices will actually drop
    China has regulations on this stuff, so just like game consoles during COVID, this might actually go up in price too

    Background and Key Points

    The Atelier series, published by Koei Tecmo’s Gust studio, is a long-running alchemy-RPG franchise, and Reisalin “Ryza” Stout became its breakout mascot after 2019’s Atelier Ryza, spawning both a mainline sequel run and the mobile spin-off Atelier Resleriana that posters reference as already having a “gacha” reputation. This chat app appears to be a licensed tie-in letting fans converse with an AI version of Ryza — but the free tier stops at two messages, and even the paid plan (around ¥6,000/year per one poster) caps out at 15 exchanges per 10 days, with a 3-day trial that auto-converts to a full annual subscription unless canceled within 2 days, a classic dark-pattern subscription trap common across Japanese mobile apps.

    The thread doesn’t converge on outrage alone — it splits over whether the price is actually unreasonable. Several posters compare it favorably to VTuber “oshi-katsu” spending, where superchat-style comments can cost far more per interaction, arguing AI chat is comparatively cheap; others insist any cap this tight, especially on a “official” character product, is an insult regardless of comparison.

    What outsiders may not grasp is why the caps exist at all: generating conversational replies via cloud LLMs incurs real per-message compute cost (tokens), unlike a VTuber’s fixed voice/video overhead — a point posters raise but don’t fully unpack. Also glossed over: the “just run it locally on two PS5s/Switch 2s” suggestions are technically naive, since consumer consoles lack the interconnects (like NVLink) needed to pool GPU memory for large models, something the thread never corrects.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Hardware/Industry, “Geha”) thread “[Sad News] The App That Lets You Chat With Ryza Turned Out to Be a Pay-to-Talk Game.”

  • Graphic Violence in Web-Novel Anime Sparks Backlash — 5ch Calls It ‘Nausea-Inducing Evil’

    Episode 5 of ‘The Enraged Lady Has Sworn Revenge’ set 5ch’s anime live-chat board abuzz. As the show’s brutal revenge scenes — which claimed the lives of 85 residents, including children — sparked backlash, some viewers branded protagonist Ellie ‘nausea-inducing evil.’ The discussion soon expanded to cover the original novel’s sales figures and comparisons to Overlord.

    1AnonymousAug 25, 2026 13:35
    To everyone back home who betrayed me — are you ready?
    A beautiful genius noble lady, cast aside by a broken engagement and thrown in prison, seizes the ultimate grimoire and wields her connections, wealth, and military might to strike back at her betrayers. An exhilarating, come-from-behind revenge fantasy begins now!
    ————————————————————————————————
    7AnonymousAug 25, 2026 13:52
    She'll probably get kicked out of the Empire too before long.
    11AnonymousAug 25, 2026 13:55
    Re: #7
    That's basically a given at this point.
    After that she'll probably go found her own magic nation, just like Ainz did (Overlord's protagonist).
    12AnonymousAug 25, 2026 13:56
    Re: #7
    And then she'll destroy the Empire too, huh.
    A walking disaster incarnate.
    10AnonymousAug 25, 2026 13:55
    I thought everyone loved "an eye for an eye," but the second a little girl actually gets killed, the double standards kick in.
    Never mind that the Kingdom's army was massacring civilians too.
    27AnonymousAug 25, 2026 14:16
    Re: #10
    And on top of that, Robert was the one who commanded it.
    39AnonymousAug 25, 2026 14:38
    Re: #10
    I actually like Ellie.
    Cornering people with brains is fine, but going full brute-force chaos is fun too.
    14AnonymousAug 25, 2026 13:57
    Isn't she about to become the princess of the vassal state she's currently helping?
    They'd probably welcome Ellie with open arms if she settles the score with the Kingdom for them.
    18AnonymousAug 25, 2026 14:00
    Re: #14
    After the Empire sentenced her to death, Ellie headed for the Servas region — territory the Kingdom used to rule over…
    16AnonymousAug 25, 2026 13:59
    They could at least turn on "wachoi" already (a 5ch feature that reveals partial ID info to curb sockpuppeting).
    48AnonymousAug 25, 2026 14:53
    Re: #16
    There are a ton of people who'd be in trouble if they couldn't pile on anonymously anymore, so it's stubbornly kept off.
    23AnonymousAug 25, 2026 14:06
    If only this ribbon had the power to deflect physical attacks…
    25AnonymousAug 25, 2026 14:12
    Re: #23
    Just for letting Robert kill this girl, Elisabeth deserves to die a thousand deaths.
    24AnonymousAug 25, 2026 14:12
    It's more niche than Overlord so it probably won't blow up into a huge controversy.
    Even though they're doing the exact same thing lol
    26AnonymousAug 25, 2026 14:15
    Re: #24
    The main story just isn't interesting, honestly.
    It's only getting attention right now because of the graphic violence.
    35AnonymousAug 25, 2026 14:34
    Re: #24
    Dude, come on — Ainz goes and pulls off stuff on a scale that's not even comparable, all just to secure a rune-workshop business deal (a nod to Overlord's dwarven runecraft arc). He's simply in a different league.
    28AnonymousAug 25, 2026 14:18
    Is the source novel — which apparently toned down the graphic violence from here on — actually selling well enough to warrant an anime adaptation?
    31AnonymousAug 25, 2026 14:28
    Re: #28
    Selling so well they can't even publish the total print run. (i.e. it's actually selling terribly)
    42AnonymousAug 25, 2026 14:42
    Re: #31
    On Amazon, Yodobashi, Rakuten — even just within the HJ Bunko imprint rankings, riding the anime-adaptation boost, only volume 1 barely scraped into the top 30. Draw your own conclusions.
    36AnonymousAug 25, 2026 14:34
    Re: #31
    I don't know the details, but even with the flood of anime adaptations lately, there are countless "Narou" web novels out there — surely something has to show a certain level of popularity before it gets an anime, right?
    I checked the wiki and it turns out this one won an award in the "Shousetsuka ni Narou" category of the HJ Novel Award, first half of 2021.
    The books only started coming out in 2022, the content toned down the graphic violence compared to the web version, and it's still unfinished — I feel like the secret's hiding somewhere in there.
    57AnonymousAug 25, 2026 15:11
    Re: #36
    Simple answer — the only HJ Bunko title without an anime that can actually publish real cumulative sales figures is "Kuro no Senki."
    So right now they're basically adapting whichever titles they want to push.
    For reference, series like "Seirei Gensouki" and "Eiyuu Ou" have sold over 4 million copies each.
    60AnonymousAug 25, 2026 15:14
    Re: #57
    Guess it might have some promotional effect.
    Personally I have zero interest in picking up the source material though.
    92AnonymousAug 25, 2026 16:19
    Re: #57
    Like "Woltenia Senki," for instance.
    54AnonymousAug 25, 2026 15:04
    The person voicing the little sister role is "Yaninekono Jikakineko" (a handle/username).
    65AnonymousAug 25, 2026 15:21
    Innocent girls and children got killed, but the way Ellie herself never dirties her own hands — just manipulates others into doing the killing — that's the absolute scummiest part.
    If Ellie had killed the children herself, at least her resolve for revenge would come through, good or evil aside, but as it stands it just feels shallow.
    So this is what "nausea-inducing evil" actually looks like.
    81AnonymousAug 25, 2026 15:55
    Re: #65
    Nausea-inducing evil, and on top of that she doesn't even realize she's evil — the darkest kind of villain there is.
    83AnonymousAug 25, 2026 16:01
    Re: #65
    Nobody stops to think about the age or gender of the bugs they step on.
    That's the category they fall into for her.
    76AnonymousAug 25, 2026 15:44
    "I am a great witch who has lived 500 years…" wait, what?
    84AnonymousAug 25, 2026 16:02
    Re: #76
    That's NOT self-inflicted, dammit!!
    89AnonymousAug 25, 2026 16:15
    Compared to "Tenmaku" and "Futsutsuka" (other villainess-themed series), which one's the bigger evil woman?
    93AnonymousAug 25, 2026 16:20
    Re: #89
    I think the type of villainess is different.
    Those are more like targeted assassins, while this one's closer to a killer-for-pleasure type.
    95AnonymousAug 25, 2026 16:24
    Re: #89
    Funny how "Futsutsuka" barely does any actual revenge and yet it's way more satisfying to watch.
    98AnonymousAug 25, 2026 16:32
    Re: #93
    Say what you will about Ryuunosuke Uryuu and Gilles de Rais from Fate/Zero — psychopaths who turned little girls into human organs — but at least they understood how differently they saw the world compared to everyone else, got their own hands dirty, and shouldered the hatred themselves. That's a lot better.
    They're nothing like this pathetic trash, who massacres people for petty, self-satisfying reasons while worrying about how readers will see them, too gutless to even smile in front of a kid's corpse.
    100AnonymousAug 25, 2026 16:37
    Re: #98
    Yeah, they were completely twisted, but in their own way they still showed a certain respect for the lives they took.
    102AnonymousAug 25, 2026 16:42
    Re: #98
    In most other works where a kid gets killed off, there's usually some reason on the victim's side — they're a villain, a side character, whatever.
    In this one, the kid, the maid, and all 85 ordinary townspeople who died didn't do anything at all.
    107AnonymousAug 25, 2026 17:00
    This senseless massacre earned huge backlash from readers,
    so the author got scared and put a stop to the slaughter — there won't be any more of it.
    Even the psychopath fans got bored, and that was the end of that.
    111AnonymousAug 25, 2026 17:04
    Re: #107
    Seriously?
    Yeah, letting reader feedback steer the story is trash.
    It's free to read — just let the author do whatever they want until it's finished.
    116AnonymousAug 25, 2026 17:19
    Re: #107
    Seriously?
    Same goes for this thread too, honestly — does nobody realize this is just a "story"?
    117AnonymousAug 25, 2026 17:19
    They shouldn't have gone soft and just restrained her — for the Kingdom's sake, they should've taken it seriously and just killed her.
    119AnonymousAug 25, 2026 17:21
    Re: #117
    They probably would have if the royal family had ordered it, but at that point Ellie's house outranked Robert's.
    120AnonymousAug 25, 2026 17:23
    Re: #117
    Won't she just escape though?

    Background and Key Points

    The genre here is Japan’s long-running “isekai revenge/villainess” boom, and this show sits downstream of two overlapping traditions: the “Shousetsuka ni Narou” web-fiction platform, where amateur writers post serialized fantasy for free, and the light-novel-to-anime pipeline that scouts hits from it. “The Enraged Lady Has Sworn Revenge” won an HJ Novel Award (Hobby Japan’s imprint, HJ Bunko) in the first half of 2021, didn’t get print volumes until 2022, and is still unfinished — a much thinner pedigree than genre giants like Overlord, whose Ainz Ooal Gown is the reference point posters kept reaching for, or HJ Bunko stablemates like Seirei Gensouki and Eiyuu Ou, each reportedly past four million copies sold.

    The thread wasn’t really split on whether the violence was excessive — most agreed 85 dead townspeople, including children, is extreme even by revenge-fantasy standards. The actual fault line was about culpability: whether Ellie is a compelling dark protagonist because she owns her revenge, or something worse precisely because she orchestrates the killing through others and never gets her own hands dirty, which posters contrasted unfavorably with even Fate/Zero’s serial-killer characters.

    What outside readers likely won’t catch is the sales joke: “selling so well they can’t even publish the total print run” is sarcasm — Japanese publishers routinely tout print totals for hits and go quiet on underperformers, so silence signals weak sales, not success. Also worth knowing: posters noted the author reportedly walked back the story’s violence after reader backlash, meaning the version airing may already be a softened cut of a harsher web original.

    *This article is compiled from excerpts and summaries of the 5ch (Anime) thread “The Enraged Lady Has Sworn Revenge. #5”.

  • Illegally Parked Prius Halts Keio Bus for 23 Minutes in Shibuya — 5ch: ‘Just Push It Out With a Truck’

    An illegally parked Prius in Shibuya brought a Keio Bus to a 23-minute standstill, sparking a wave of discussion online. On 5ch, users speculated about how much the driver got fined, repeatedly pointed out that there was a coin-operated parking lot just steps away, and one commenter even floated the radical idea of just pushing the car out of the way with a truck. Some argued the real problem was running a bus route down the narrow Inokashira Street in the first place, expanding the debate beyond the parking violation itself into the state of the road.

    Shibuya ‘Prius’ Illegal Parking Halts Bus for 23 Minutes — Some Say ‘They Should Face a Damages Claim’ Over ‘Obstruction of Operations’… What Legal Liability Is at Stake? [Lawyer’s Explanation]

    8/25 (Tue) 10:01 JST

    Bengoshi JP News

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Original article here

    4AnonymousAug 25, 2026 15:18
    I want to know what happened to this Prius driver afterward
    Like how much of a fine they actually ended up paying
    16AnonymousAug 25, 2026 15:22
    Re: #4
    Makes you wonder if it's only a road traffic law violation, unlike trains (which have separate obstruction-of-operations rules)
    100AnonymousAug 25, 2026 15:50
    Re: #4
    Probably just got ticketed for illegal parking. Seems to vary by location, but something like ¥18,000 plus points off the license?
    5AnonymousAug 25, 2026 15:18
    All the passengers should've teamed up and tipped it over
    167AnonymousAug 25, 2026 16:16
    Re: #5
    Do it like they would in a developing country, that'd be fine
    6AnonymousAug 25, 2026 15:19
    See?
    Tokyo
    really is garbage, right?
    85AnonymousAug 25, 2026 15:45
    Re: #6
    This Prius driver's next-level, sure, but in terms of driving manners, Tokyo's nothing compared to Nagoya or Gifu
    131AnonymousAug 25, 2026 16:03
    Re: #85
    Nagoya's entertainment district really is something
    163AnonymousAug 25, 2026 16:14
    Re: #85
    Another Tokyoite bashing other regions on pure image again
    Check the data — Tokyo's been #1 nationwide in fatal accidents, violations, and bad driving manners all along
    15AnonymousAug 25, 2026 15:22
    Honestly think someone this bad deserves instant arrest, instant execution
    110AnonymousAug 25, 2026 15:54
    Re: #15
    I mean, just tow it
    26AnonymousAug 25, 2026 15:26
    Inokashira Street is so narrow that even one parked Prius blocks the bus
    Feels like the real problem is making a road like that into a bus route
    33AnonymousAug 25, 2026 15:27
    Re: #26
    I think they should just ban regular cars there
    54AnonymousAug 25, 2026 15:34
    Re: #26
    They could route the bus through Koen-dori and merge onto Inokashira-dori at the NHK-shita intersection instead
    Might already be routes that do that, though
    44AnonymousAug 25, 2026 15:32
    Doesn't Toyota bear some responsibility for continuing to make the Prius when its drivers are all idiots?
    57AnonymousAug 25, 2026 15:35
    Re: #44
    What about your parents' responsibility, lol?
    61AnonymousAug 25, 2026 15:37
    Re: #44
    If they stopped making it, those people would just buy some other car
    Honestly I want them to keep making the Prius forever
    If all the problem drivers stay concentrated in Priuses it's easier to watch out for them — spreading them across other cars would be worse
    55AnonymousAug 25, 2026 15:34
    Got an actual photo of the illegal parking?
    58AnonymousAug 25, 2026 15:36
    Re: #55
    YouTube work for you?
    https://youtu.be/BS6ox7rDpHQ?t=267
    71AnonymousAug 25, 2026 15:40
    Re: #58
    Since it's a Prius α (an older, more sedate wagon trim) I figured some old geezer, but apparently they're in their 20s
    143AnonymousAug 25, 2026 16:09
    Re: #58
    Looks like it could still get through, though
    83AnonymousAug 25, 2026 15:44
    Wait, they parked it like THIS? lol that's seriously bad
    88AnonymousAug 25, 2026 15:46
    Re: #83
    You could just push it out from behind with a truck, you know
    102AnonymousAug 25, 2026 15:51
    Watched the video — isn't the bus also kind of at fault for running through such a narrow spot?
    109AnonymousAug 25, 2026 15:53
    Re: #102
    That's picking a fight with every bus company running into Seibu Line stations
    113AnonymousAug 25, 2026 15:55
    Re: #102
    You clearly have no idea how local bus routes actually work
    141AnonymousAug 25, 2026 16:08
    What about the company running an unnecessarily huge vehicle for profit in the first place — isn't that an issue too?
    151AnonymousAug 25, 2026 16:10
    Re: #141
    Are you serious right now?
    If it's a joke, it's not funny
    172AnonymousAug 25, 2026 16:18
    This is a country that built a car-dependent society without ever building enough parking
    So of course this happens again
    182AnonymousAug 25, 2026 16:23
    Re: #172
    There's a big parking lot right nearby
    186AnonymousAug 25, 2026 16:24
    Re: #172
    With stuff like this, there's often a parking lot right there that just isn't used
    Same here — if you watch the video, there's an open coin-operated parking lot right in front. When the camera pans, you can see it right there
    188AnonymousAug 25, 2026 16:25
    People from the countryside always illegally park right in front of major Tokyo terminal stations
    They bring their rural mindset into the city

    Yokohama plates, northern Kanto plates, Yamanashi plates, that kind of thing
    198AnonymousAug 25, 2026 16:27
    Re: #188
    People from the countryside think paying for parking means you've lost
    191AnonymousAug 25, 2026 16:25
    The only thing that could top this is the guy who parked on the Sapporo streetcar tracks
    https://www.j-cast.com/assets_c/2022/06/news_20220614094547-thumb-autox380-227066.jpg

    Background and Key Points

    The “Prius” in the headline carries baggage for a Japanese audience that doesn’t translate directly: in Japanese online culture the model has become shorthand for reckless or clueless driving, partly from a wave of elderly-driver pedal-confusion accidents involving the car’s automatic transmission. Keio Bus is one of the private operators running fixed routes through Shibuya’s older, narrow streets like Inokashira-dori, roads that predate car ownership on this scale and were never widened for two-way traffic plus a full-size bus. Illegal parking in Japan is normally a flat administrative penalty — roughly ¥18,000 and a few license points, handled by parking-enforcement officers, not police — which is why posters were fixated on that number rather than anything more severe.

    The thread’s real disagreement wasn’t about the fine; it was over who structurally caused the standstill. One camp blamed the driver outright, especially once it emerged the illegally parked spot sat a few meters from an empty coin-operated lot. The other camp shifted blame to the road itself, arguing that running a scheduled bus down a street that narrow was the actual design failure, with some suggesting alternate routing via Koen-dori.

    What the thread never engages with is the legal distinction the source article’s headline actually hinges on: illegal parking is a traffic-law matter, but forcing a public bus to sit idle for 23 minutes could separately expose the driver to a civil damages claim or even “obstruction of business” (業務妨害) liability — a much rarer, intent-dependent charge distinct from the routine parking ticket posters assumed was the full extent of the consequence.

    *This article is compiled as an excerpt and summary of the 5ch (News Speed+) thread “[Traffic] Shibuya ‘Prius’ Illegal Parking Halts Keio Bus for 23 Minutes — Some Say ‘They Should Face a Damages Claim’ Over ‘Obstruction of Operations’… What Legal Liability Is at Stake?”.