Author: Japan Reacts Editorial

  • Sanma Speaks Out on Modern TV: “I Feel Boxed In, I Really Hate It Now”

    On the August 15 broadcast of MBS’s “Tsukai! Akashiya Denshidai,” Akashiya Sanma opened up about how stifling TV production has become these days. On 5ch, threads erupted into a generation-tinged clash between users who see stricter compliance as simply “the times changing” and those who call it “pure self-censorship.”

    Akashiya Sanma laments the struggles of modern TV: “It’s like there’s no room to breathe… I really just hate it now”

    Talent Akashiya Sanma (71) appeared on the August 15 broadcast of MBS TV’s “Tsukai! Akashiya Denshidai” (Saturdays 4pm, Kansai local broadcast) and spoke about how difficult making TV has become today.

    The comedy duo “New York” — Hiromasa Yashiki (40) and Kazuya Shimasa (40) — appeared as guests on this episode.

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Original article here

    2AnonymousAug 26, 2026 23:41
    Honestly, watching an Osaka night-view video channel on YouTube beats watching that "Peace-kun" mascot from Omiya Park.
    3AnonymousAug 26, 2026 23:42
    Re: #1
    Just shows how out of touch Yoshimoto comedians are with the times.
    4AnonymousAug 26, 2026 23:42
    Doesn't Sanma do YouTube?
    10AnonymousAug 26, 2026 23:45
    Re: #1
    Yoshimoto Kogyo clearly needs to keep up the compliance training.
    11AnonymousAug 26, 2026 23:46
    It's just a tiny minority on social media getting amplified.
    12AnonymousAug 26, 2026 23:46
    Wakabayashi from Audrey smacked one of the Sakamichi idols with a binder and it was totally fine.
    If it's as light as those squeaky toy hammers, that kind of bit is completely doable.
    People are just holding themselves back for no reason.
    100AnonymousAug 27, 2026 00:08
    Re: #12
    Hinatazaka46 is obsessed with comedy.
    17AnonymousAug 26, 2026 23:47
    I thought Okamura's remarks during COVID were bad enough to get his show canceled — did Yoshimoto's influence protect him?
    18AnonymousAug 26, 2026 23:48
    That's just how the times are.
    If you can't keep up with change, you should retire.
    Didn't this old guy say he'd retire around 60 or something?
    His word doesn't mean much, huh.
    24AnonymousAug 26, 2026 23:49
    Well, doing it on YouTube instead — I'll give them that one, but I guess it can't be helped.
    26AnonymousAug 26, 2026 23:50
    The comedy genre itself just isn't in demand anymore.
    38AnonymousAug 26, 2026 23:52
    Re: #26
    Compliance-ignoring content is popular on streaming platforms, so clearly there's demand.
    They just shouldn't be using public airwaves for it.
    39AnonymousAug 26, 2026 23:52
    Re: #26
    Well~ "saying stuff you're not supposed to say" used to be a comedian's whole job, right~
    Same reason dramas are interesting — they show "things you shouldn't do in real life."
    28AnonymousAug 26, 2026 23:50
    A crappy generation that claims the times have changed, when nothing's actually changed at its core.
    29AnonymousAug 26, 2026 23:50
    Hey, old man who pretends to know foreign sports —
    when's De La Cruz gonna surpass Ohtani's hitting?
    No way a switch-hitting shortstop pulls off 50-50.
    Don't you know he blows a ton of steal attempts?
    30AnonymousAug 26, 2026 23:50
    Tamori: cultured.
    Takeshi: cultured.
    Kansai comedians: no culture.
    44AnonymousAug 26, 2026 23:53
    Re: #30
    Takeshi once analyzed it as: "Sanma doesn't have the knowledge base to talk things through intellectually, so all he can do is tell stories from personal experience."
    31AnonymousAug 26, 2026 23:50
    Us viewers are sick of you too, so feel free to retire.
    33AnonymousAug 26, 2026 23:51
    Why not just retire like you promised?
    56AnonymousAug 26, 2026 23:55
    Quit TV and go do the theater circuit — that world's probably still fine.
    64AnonymousAug 26, 2026 23:57
    Re: #56
    That's exactly why Sanma still gets on stage a few times every year without fail.
    Most comedians stop performing live once they've made it big, so it's impressive he still stands in front of an audience.
    80AnonymousAug 27, 2026 00:01
    It's cool that he's stayed true to being a comedian through and through.
    It's pathetic when comedians get so obsessed with looking stylish that they forget they're comedians.
    84AnonymousAug 27, 2026 00:02
    Re: #80
    They've started saying nonsensical stuff like "manzai is cool."
    But whether it's funny or not is the only thing that matters.
    83AnonymousAug 27, 2026 00:02
    Comedians are honestly a menace to society.
    Sponsor companies that keep hiking prices while still throwing money at TV and celebrities are basically an antisocial force.
    88AnonymousAug 27, 2026 00:03
    Re: #83
    Bet you'd say YouTube is fine though lol
    95AnonymousAug 27, 2026 00:07
    Re: #83
    When are you gonna realize this kind of "poor little me" minority grandstanding is exactly what's scaring off sponsors
    and turning TV and the internet into boring content?
    87AnonymousAug 27, 2026 00:03
    Seriously, let's go back to the old days.
    This crappy compliance stuff is outdated now.
    Time for an update.
    97AnonymousAug 27, 2026 00:07
    Re: #87
    The old days are the ones to avoid, honestly.
    Comedians' human rights being ignored, female talents being sexually exploited — it was genuinely unpleasant to watch.

    Background and Key Points

    Akashiya Sanma has been a fixture of Japanese television since the 1970s, part of the “Owarai Big Three” era of comedians whose free-associating, occasionally cruel banter defined Showa- and Heisei-era variety shows. He is a Yoshimoto Kogyo talent, and Yoshimoto — Japan’s dominant comedy agency — has tightened internal “compliance” (konpuraiansu) rules markedly since a 2019 scandal in which comedians were found taking paid gigs from a fraud ring at private parties, an episode that forced a management shake-up and mandatory conduct training still referenced by posters here. “Compliance” in this context isn’t government censorship; it’s broadcasters and agencies managing sponsor and social-media risk after past incidents, a distinction non-Japanese readers often miss.

    The thread doesn’t split on whether TV has gotten stricter — everyone agrees it has — but on why. One camp treats it as overdue social progress, pointing to real abuses of the old system: talent with no labor protections, young women in the industry sexually exploited, all glossed over as “the way things were.” The other insists the constraint isn’t organic change at all but self-censorship (jishuku) manufactured by broadcasters spooked by a small, loud online minority, arguing the same edgy material thrives uncensored on YouTube and streaming precisely because audience appetite hasn’t actually shrunk.

    What goes unmentioned is that Sanma himself has kept working the live manzai/comedy-hall circuit for decades even at his stature — the posters praising his stage loyalty never connect it to why he, more than younger stylish comedians, feels television’s constraints so acutely.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Entertainment/Sports News+) thread “[Entertainment] Akashiya Sanma laments the struggles of modern TV: “It’s like there’s no room to breathe… I really just hate it now” / “Back in the Showa era you could say things…”“

  • YOSHIKI’s New Song Features Josh Groban — 5ch Asks: ‘What About Toshi?’

    On the 28th, YOSHIKI announced the release of a new song, “Forever Love (Live),” featuring Josh Groban. On 5ch, reactions focused less on the news itself than on X JAPAN’s internal dynamics, with many asking “What about Toshi?” Citing the Hotei Tomoyasu/Himuro Kyosuke precedent, commenters were split over whether the collaboration was appropriate.

    Wed, Aug 26, 8:37 PM

    YOSHIKI will release a new single, “Forever Love (Live),” featuring world-renowned vocalist Josh Groban, on music streaming services worldwide on August 28.

    ■ YOSHIKI CHANNEL will air a special four-day, six-program livestream series

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Original article here

    2AnonymousAug 26, 2026 20:53
    So when's the X JAPAN album coming out?
    5AnonymousAug 26, 2026 20:54
    Re: #2
    They've already put out enough singles since the reunion to fill a whole album at this point.
    12AnonymousAug 26, 2026 21:00
    Re: #2
    I don't think it's ever coming out.
    7AnonymousAug 26, 2026 20:55
    Wait, what about Toshi…?
    22AnonymousAug 26, 2026 21:06
    Re: #7
    hyde: "Ain't that the truth!"
    17AnonymousAug 26, 2026 21:02
    Even if they brought in Michael [Jackson], nothing would top the news of bringing Toshi back — they need to realize that.
    19AnonymousAug 26, 2026 21:05
    TOSHI isn't allowed to sing X JAPAN songs, and he's banned from releasing originals too — covers are all he's got left.
    20AnonymousAug 26, 2026 21:05
    I'd rather hear Toshi with someone else on piano and drums.
    Doing it live is one thing, but does a single release really have to be self-composed?
    23AnonymousAug 26, 2026 21:06
    A one-trick songwriter who only knows the Canon progression or the '456' progression (Pachelbel's Canon chords and the stock IV-V-vi J-pop pattern).
    47AnonymousAug 26, 2026 21:33
    Re: #23
    Why don't you give it a shot yourself? (lol)
    24AnonymousAug 26, 2026 21:06
    If they don't get along, fine, I'm not saying keep the band going — but at least release the remaining songs properly and announce it's over.
    Why can't they even manage that much?
    26AnonymousAug 26, 2026 21:09
    Forever LoveLive?! (a pun blending the song title with the anime franchise Love Live!)
    36AnonymousAug 26, 2026 21:18
    Re: #26
    Rating it… I mean, that's way too on-the-nose (lol)
    30AnonymousAug 26, 2026 21:13
    Who's this 'Josh whoever' guy?
    33AnonymousAug 26, 2026 21:14
    Re: #30
    You don't know him? He played table tennis with Ishibashi Takaaki on "The Doctor and Josh" (a Japanese TV comedy segment).
    40AnonymousAug 26, 2026 21:21
    Man, they really can't get it done, huh.
    Even if you're not happy with it, just release it already.
    88AnonymousAug 26, 2026 22:32
    Re: #40
    You just don't know — about half the songs planned for the album have already come out as singles.
    58AnonymousAug 26, 2026 21:51
    Josh Groban, what are you doing (´・ω・`)
    Everyone who leaves David Foster's wing ends up falling off, huh.
    Just shows how amazing Foster really is.
    86AnonymousAug 26, 2026 22:27
    Re: #58
    Josh and Yoshiki have been friends for over 10 years.
    64AnonymousAug 26, 2026 21:57
    Re: #47
    That's the standard template reply for "anyone could do that" / "must be nice making easy money."
    99AnonymousAug 26, 2026 23:00
    Re: #64
    So you can't do it, then?
    67AnonymousAug 26, 2026 22:02
    If anyone but Toshi sings it, it's just karaoke.
    75AnonymousAug 26, 2026 22:07
    Re: #67
    Might be a 'Toshi-ro' (a Toshi knockoff, so to speak).
    79AnonymousAug 26, 2026 22:13
    YOSHIKI, isn't this crossing a line?
    It's like Hotei having someone other than Himuro sing BOØWY songs.
    87AnonymousAug 26, 2026 22:30
    Re: #79
    Doing your own songs with people outside the band isn't unusual even for artists other than Yoshiki, right? Overseas, that kind of cover collaboration at events is standard practice.
    90AnonymousAug 26, 2026 22:41
    Re: #79
    Well, if we're going there, Toshi also performed X JAPAN songs with non-X members before and even put out a DVD of it…
    https://www.discogs.com/release/18976558
    100AnonymousAug 26, 2026 23:02
    Re: #9 Re: #79
    I wish Toshi would speak up about it.
    After all, Toshi's the one who blocked YOSHIKI.
    94AnonymousAug 26, 2026 22:49
    Re: #90
    DIR EN GRAY's Shinya was on drums for that, I recall.
    102AnonymousAug 26, 2026 23:03
    Re: #94
    Lol, for a second I couldn't tell if you meant he was drumming or dragging someone — "tataku" can mean both "play the drums" and "bash/criticize" in Japanese.

    Background and Key Points

    X JAPAN was formed in 1982 around YOSHIKI, the band’s drummer, pianist and primary songwriter, and Toshi, its vocalist since the beginning. “Forever Love,” the song being re-released here, is one of YOSHIKI’s most famous compositions — a 1996 ballad written for the film Godzilla vs. Destoroyah and originally sung by Toshi, later a huge domestic hit. Since X JAPAN’s mid-2000s reunion, full-band activity has stalled repeatedly, a friction widely tied to the 1990s rupture when Toshi spent roughly a decade affiliated with the group Home of Heart, often described in Japanese media as a mind-control situation, and to unresolved rights and trademark disputes between him and YOSHIKI that persist even now.

    The thread’s real disagreement isn’t over Josh Groban’s fame (an American singer known for “You Raise Me Up” and a long-time friend of YOSHIKI’s, unrelated to X JAPAN) — it’s over whether YOSHIKI, as composer, has standing to re-release a Toshi-identified song with an outside vocalist while the two remain estranged. The Hotei/Himuro comparison — BOØWY’s guitarist and singer, who split in 1988 and never let anyone else touch their catalog together — frames one side’s objection, while others note that solo members recording their own compositions with guest artists is ordinary practice, and that Toshi himself has performed X JAPAN material with non-members.

    What the thread never states outright is that this is a YOSHIKI-credited release, not an X JAPAN one, and that the “ban” on Toshi singing X JAPAN songs or originals reflects an unresolved private/legal dispute, not a formal industry restriction.

    *This article is compiled as an excerpt and summary from the 5ch (Geinou/Sports News+) thread “YOSHIKI Announces New Single “Forever Love (Live)” Featuring World-Renowned Vocalist, Releasing August 28 — Live Broadcast on YOSHIKI CHANNEL.”

  • Central League Mid-Table Scrap Turns Chaotic: Tigers-Giants, DeNA-Dragons Both Separated by Just 1.5 Games

    The Central League’s mid-table race has turned into a scramble. On a 5ch live-commentary thread, fans buzzed about how just 1.5 games separate the Hanshin Tigers from the Yomiuri Giants, and another 1.5 games separate the DeNA BayStars from the Chunichi Dragons — with the Yakult Swallows and Hiroshima Carp squeezed in between.

    Posters threw out hard numbers — home run totals, win-loss margins above and below .500, and tomorrow’s starting pitchers — as they tried to call how the race for a Climax Series spot would play out.

    1AnonymousAug 26, 2026 21:46
    Yeah, that could happen (Kansai-flavored 'de' ending, likely a Tigers fan)
    11AnonymousAug 26, 2026 21:50
    Tigers-Giants: 1.5 games

    BayStars-Dragons: 1.5 games (with Yakult and Hiroshima sandwiched in between)
    102AnonymousAug 26, 2026 23:06
    Re: #11
    Hiroshima's in last place though, right?
    12AnonymousAug 26, 2026 21:51
    That could seriously happen.
    Heck, if the Giants keep getting beaten up by the Tigers, could Chunichi even end up in 2nd?
    18AnonymousAug 26, 2026 21:52
    Re: #12
    At Koshien, the Giants should have a winning record against the Tigers.
    23AnonymousAug 26, 2026 21:52
    Re: #12
    That's not happening unless Hiroshima suddenly catches fire (goes on a miracle hot streak).
    19AnonymousAug 26, 2026 21:52
    Hiroshima's actually been picking up steam since they demoted 'zombie' Kozono (a player nicknamed for his erratic slumps) to the minors.
    26AnonymousAug 26, 2026 21:53
    Re: #19
    Lol, quit talking about Kozono like he's some cursed piece of gear.
    20AnonymousAug 26, 2026 21:52
    3rd place this year seriously feels worthless.
    The bottom four teams are just too weak.
    85AnonymousAug 26, 2026 22:37
    Re: #20
    Lol, in this scrub league even 1st place in the Central League isn't worth much.
    40AnonymousAug 26, 2026 21:58
    Home run totals
    Tigers 101
    Dragons 97
    BayStars 95
    Giants 86
    Carp 73
    Swallows 67
    51AnonymousAug 26, 2026 22:02
    Re: #40
    The 'terrace effect' (Jingu Stadium's shortened home-run porch) is wild, but it's crazy Yakult is still dead last despite playing there…
    41AnonymousAug 26, 2026 21:58
    When the Tigers actually win the pennant, it's usually because they sweep the Giants and then ride that momentum, steadily widening the gap until it's over. But for some reason this year it's not like that — it's dragging on forever and they can't shake the Giants off.
    Tigers teams like that never pan out — they always end up getting nosed out by the Giants right at the very end.
    49AnonymousAug 26, 2026 22:01
    Re: #41
    There's never actually been a year with the Tigers 1st and the Giants 2nd, to begin with.
    When the Tigers win it, it's usually a three-way scramble with the Giants finishing 3rd.
    44AnonymousAug 26, 2026 22:00
    Lol, fighting for a Climax Series spot with a double-digit losing record.
    And the first-place team is 13 games over .500, lmao.
    55AnonymousAug 26, 2026 22:04
    Re: #44
    That's because they handed the Pacific League 26 games' worth of over-.500 record in interleague play.
    56AnonymousAug 26, 2026 22:04
    Re: #44
    Yeah, they kept handing over-.500 wins to the Pacific League during interleague play.
    Over there it's the opposite — the top 3 Pacific League teams are all double digits over .500, and even 4th and 5th place are only single digits under .500.
    48AnonymousAug 26, 2026 22:00
    Tomorrow it's Yume-chan (nickname for the starting pitcher) on the mound.
    And Matsuyama's on his 5th straight day pitching, so he's probably unusable.
    The only way to win is a complete game.
    53AnonymousAug 26, 2026 22:02
    Re: #48
    (If you wanna win) then go earn the damn win with your own strength!
    52AnonymousAug 26, 2026 22:02
    Tamaji (nickname for manager Fujikawa Kyuji): 'Since it's just the Dragons, I'll shuffle the rotation and save my ace for the Giants instead lol'
    ↓
    Giants win 2 straight
    Tigers lose 2 straight
    58AnonymousAug 26, 2026 22:04
    Re: #52
    Though apparently there's a high chance Friday and Saturday's games get rained out.
    54AnonymousAug 26, 2026 22:03
    It's wild that everyone from 3rd place down is double digits under .500, but 1st place is 13 games over…
    57AnonymousAug 26, 2026 22:04
    Re: #54
    Well, it's the 'second-tier league' (a jab that the Central League is weaker than the Pacific League), so it can't be helped.
    59AnonymousAug 26, 2026 22:05
    If a team with a losing record is 10+ games back, do they start the Climax Series down 3 wins as a handicap?
    63AnonymousAug 26, 2026 22:08
    Re: #59
    Lol, the rules aren't quite that brutal.
    60AnonymousAug 26, 2026 22:05
    Feels like the Tigers might slip to 4th.
    65AnonymousAug 26, 2026 22:11
    Re: #60
    No way that's happening.
    They'll sweep the Giants and lock up their magic number, watch.
    It's Murakami, Saiki, and Takahashi pitching.
    Meanwhile the Giants are sending out Tanaka 'Ma-kun' (nickname for Masahiro Tanaka).
    72AnonymousAug 26, 2026 22:22
    If Chunichi ends up in 3rd, would they get a 2-win head start against the Tigers in the Climax Series?
    73AnonymousAug 26, 2026 22:25
    Re: #72
    Yeah, that's right.
    If the opponent in the Final Stage has a losing record or is 10+ games back, it becomes a first-to-5-wins series (out of 7), so the lower-seeded team needs to go at least 5-2 to advance.
    74AnonymousAug 26, 2026 22:25
    Starting this weekend at Koshien and running through September, the Tigers have a stretch of 7 straight outdoor games scheduled.
    If Friday and Saturday get rained out on top of that, the schedule's going to be jam-packed clear into early October.
    91AnonymousAug 26, 2026 22:42
    Re: #74
    'Yagai'? You mean 'okugai' (both words mean 'outdoor' — just a nitpick over which reading/kanji was used).
    76AnonymousAug 26, 2026 22:27
    The Tigers' rotation makes no sense.
    Don't sandwich in three phoned-in starters.
    80AnonymousAug 26, 2026 22:30
    Re: #76
    Manager Fujikawa's an idiot, honestly.
    He didn't even need to mess with the rotation for a team like the Giants — they'd have won anyway.
    79AnonymousAug 26, 2026 22:30
    Hasn't Yokohama (the BayStars) gotten weaker than a zombie since that self-destructive trade?
    82AnonymousAug 26, 2026 22:33
    Re: #79
    Lol, this guy's seriously going on about how it's the catcher's fault.
    81AnonymousAug 26, 2026 22:32
    Well, let's be real, they're losing tomorrow anyway.
    84AnonymousAug 26, 2026 22:36
    Re: #81
    My prediction: the next 3-game road series against DeNA (Yokohama BayStars) decides the big picture.
    If they don't sweep it, things look pretty rough considering how many games are left.
    86AnonymousAug 26, 2026 22:37
    Why'd they put Abreu in today?
    He was shaking off the catcher's signs like crazy again — clearly not on the same page.
    94AnonymousAug 26, 2026 22:46
    Re: #86
    They didn't want to use him because Matsuyama's on his 4th straight day pitching.
    87AnonymousAug 26, 2026 22:37
    Making you think they've got it, then dropping straight into a losing streak — that's the Dragons for you these days.
    How many times do you think we've been let down already?
    93AnonymousAug 26, 2026 22:45
    Re: #87
    I thought they might win tomorrow, but Tsuchida just got shelled, and with Yumemaru (nickname for the starter) on the mound, they're probably losing this one too.

    Background and Key Points

    Japan’s professional baseball league, NPB, splits into the Central and Pacific Leagues, six teams each, with no direct promotion or relegation. Since 2007 the top three finishers in each league have advanced to the “Climax Series,” a two-round playoff that decides who reaches the Japan Series — a system Japanese fans still argue distorts a 130-plus-game regular season, which is why the pennant winner gets a game (or, as posters note, up to a two-win) head start in the Final Stage against whichever third-place team squeaks in. That mechanic is exactly what’s under discussion here: a team with a losing record, like the leaderboard shows for third through sixth place this year, could still make the postseason purely by finishing above two even-weaker rivals.

    The thread doesn’t actually disagree on the standings — those are just facts everyone quotes back and forth. Where it splits is on manager Fujikawa’s rotation management: some posters treat holding back the ace against Chunichi to save him for Yomiuri as smart, decisive strategy that will let Hanshin seal the pennant by beating the Giants outright; others call it reckless mismanagement that could hand Chunichi and Yomiuri free wins and blow the race open.

    What outside readers should catch is the “second-tier league” jab: it references a real, long-running pattern where Pacific League teams have outperformed Central League teams in official interleague play for years, which literally inflates Pacific teams’ win totals and deflates Central ones — the 26-game swing cited isn’t hyperbole, it’s the accounting explanation for why even a division leader here sits only modestly over .500.

    ※This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Nandemo Jikkyo G) thread “[BREAKING] Chunichi Dragons Now Just 1.5 Games From a Climax Series Spot LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.”

  • Monthly Living Expenses by Household Income: 5ch Reacts, ‘Wait, Isn’t That More Than the Income?’

    On 5ch’s News Express+ board, data on monthly living expenses by household income sparked discussion. Households earning under 2 million yen a year reportedly spend 173,000 yen a month — more than their annual income would suggest — while households earning 15 million yen or more spend 591,000 yen, highlighting a stark gap.

    In response to the question “isn’t it strange that living costs exceed income?”, commenters pointed to pensioners drawing down savings and differences in Engel’s coefficient (the share of spending that goes to food).

    (…)

    Key points

    – The average monthly living expense for two-or-more-person households nationwide is 314,000 yen.

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Original article here

    5AnonymousAug 26, 2026 20:08
    How the heck do you spend 500,000 yen in a month?
    16AnonymousAug 26, 2026 20:11
    Re: #5
    Household income of 15 million yen or more.
    95AnonymousAug 26, 2026 20:43
    Re: #5
    This survey doesn't even list household size, so it's kind of a garbage study…
    14AnonymousAug 26, 2026 20:10
    – Under 2 million yen: 173,000 yen
    That's gotta be fake. Welfare recipients (namapo) live on under 100,000 yen a month, don't they?
    25AnonymousAug 26, 2026 20:17
    Re: #14
    Probably rising utility and rent costs. I'm in Saitama, and rent has shot up brutally this year. I've seriously considered moving from Saitama City to Kawagoe.
    24AnonymousAug 26, 2026 20:15
    Hardly anyone makes under 10 million yen a year these days lol

    28 years old, 185cm tall, 25 million yen a year — got a problem with that?
    28AnonymousAug 26, 2026 20:18
    Re: #24
    Sorry, you win. Started at 6 million fresh out of school, now in my fifth year making 7.5 million. Guess a college with a hensachi (deviation score, Japan's standardized measure of academic difficulty) of 65 just doesn't cut it.
    125AnonymousAug 26, 2026 21:00
    Re: #24
    I've been a JRA (Central Horse Racing) jockey for 40 years — I lose on age (57) and height (170cm), but my prize money and riding fees this year might edge out yours a bit.
    27AnonymousAug 26, 2026 20:17
    A household income of 2 million yen a year but spending 170,000 yen a month? That doesn't add up.
    29AnonymousAug 26, 2026 20:19
    Re: #27
    40,000 yen of that is probably from consumer loans…
    120AnonymousAug 26, 2026 20:58
    Re: #27
    Probably pensioners drawing down their savings.
    34AnonymousAug 26, 2026 20:21
    Under-2-million households spending 173,000 yen a month
    173,000 x 12 = 2,076,000

    Wait, huh?
    44AnonymousAug 26, 2026 20:24
    Re: #34
    That's probably just living expenses lol, no taxes included lolol
    36AnonymousAug 26, 2026 20:22
    Isn't this way lower than other countries? Japan doesn't grow because it doesn't have enough ultra-rich people.
    38AnonymousAug 26, 2026 20:23
    Re: #36
    But Japan's ultra-rich don't spend their money anyway.
    41AnonymousAug 26, 2026 20:24
    Re: #36
    So more hyper-rich people supposedly means more growth — but growth of what, exactly?
    47AnonymousAug 26, 2026 20:25
    Re: #36
    By that logic the Arab states should be the most developed nations around. And if you're going to claim they are, then why isn't any Arab country in the G7?
    42AnonymousAug 26, 2026 20:24
    Food: 30,000 yen a month
    Cigarettes: 15,000 yen
    Utilities: just under 15,000 yen
    Own my home outright
    (´・ω・`)
    98AnonymousAug 26, 2026 20:44
    Re: #42
    Property tax… where'd that go… phone/internet bill? Subscriptions? And why are your utilities so cheap?
    46AnonymousAug 26, 2026 20:24
    For under 2 million a year, I'd guess it's more like 100,000 yen a month.
    52AnonymousAug 26, 2026 20:26
    Re: #46
    Yeah, if you average it out including health insurance and national pension, it comes to about 100,000 yen.
    (´・ω・`)
    57AnonymousAug 26, 2026 20:29
    Re: #46
    With a household income of 2 million yen, it's basically one of two options: rent in the 30,000-yen range and 130,000 yen for everything else, or rent in the 60,000-yen range and everything else in the low 100,000s. Because if you try to keep non-rent spending under 100,000 yen, there's almost nothing left for food. That's the reality at the bottom. No wonder people can't afford books, let alone a newspaper or NHK fees. And when this becomes society's core demographic, that's when you start hearing 'the earth is flat,' 'vaccines make people crazy,' Ministry of Finance conspiracy theories, or 'the JAL crash was a cover-up.'
    91AnonymousAug 26, 2026 20:42
    The median household income is probably around 4 million yen.
    93AnonymousAug 26, 2026 20:43
    Re: #91
    Think about Japan's average age… most people are past 10 million by then, and plenty are past 15 million too.
    126AnonymousAug 26, 2026 21:01
    Re: #91
    For the child-rearing generation it's 8 million yen. It's just that there are so many retired pensioners dragging the average down.
    184AnonymousAug 26, 2026 21:31
    Under 2 million yen: 173,000 yen

    Wait, isn't that more than the annual income?
    189AnonymousAug 26, 2026 21:34
    Re: #184
    Pensioners drawing down their savings.
    209AnonymousAug 26, 2026 21:51
    Re: #184
    Their savings rate is like -60%.
    195AnonymousAug 26, 2026 21:39
    – Under 2 million yen: 173,000 yen
    – 2-2.5 million yen: 192,000 yen ← up to here is the range where national-pension retirees draw down savings
    – 2.5-3 million yen: 216,000 yen
    – 3-3.5 million yen: 241,000 yen
    – 3.5-4 million yen: 260,000 yen
    – 4-4.5 million yen: 265,000 yen
    – 4.5-5 million yen: 279,000 yen
    – 5-5.5 million yen: 292,000 yen
    – 5.5-6 million yen: 298,000 yen
    – 6-6.5 million yen: 300,000 yen
    – 6.5-7 million yen: 315,000 yen
    – 7-7.5 million yen: 319,000 yen
    – 7.5-8 million yen: 318,000 yen
    – 8-9 million yen: 350,000 yen ← average for the child-rearing generation, includes added child-rearing costs
    – 9-10 million yen: 366,000 yen
    – 10-12.5 million yen: 432,000 yen ← for child-rearing households, this also includes private middle-school exam prep costs
    – 12.5-15 million yen: 467,000 yen
    – 15 million yen or more: 591,000 yen
    197AnonymousAug 26, 2026 21:42
    Re: #195
    Actually, the average spending for a 3-person household is around 300,000 yen, so the average for the child-rearing generation is probably more like the 6-6.5 million yen bracket.
    203AnonymousAug 26, 2026 21:47
    Re: #197
    https://www.bk.mufg.jp/column/others/b0079.html
    https://www.bk.mufg.jp/column/others/img/b0079_img05.jpg
    This is from 2023 statistics.
    6-6.5 million yen? (ヾノ・∀・`) no way, no way
    223AnonymousAug 26, 2026 21:56
    For the 15-million-yen-plus bracket, average income is 19 million yen. Consumption spending is 590,000 yen, of which food is 130,000 yen (Engel's coefficient 22%), transport/communication is 100,000 yen, education/entertainment is 70,000 yen, and other miscellaneous expenses are 110,000 yen.
    236AnonymousAug 26, 2026 21:58
    Re: #223
    ● For reference, the 2-million-yen households have an Engel's coefficient of 35%. They're scraping by just to eat.
    252AnonymousAug 26, 2026 22:08
    Re: #223
    The average annual income for households under 2 million yen is 1.53 million yen. Monthly consumption spending is 170,000 yen, food is 60,000 yen (Engel's coefficient 35%), utilities/water are 20,000 yen, transport/communication is 17,000 yen, education/language study is 15,000 yen, and other miscellaneous expenses are 22,000 yen.
    232AnonymousAug 26, 2026 21:57
    Does 'living expenses' even include food?
    237AnonymousAug 26, 2026 21:59
    Re: #232
    Well, obviously.
    238AnonymousAug 26, 2026 21:59
    Re: #232
    Originally it's just 'consumption spending' being called 'living expenses.'

    Background and Key Points

    The figures come from Japan’s Family Income and Expenditure Survey (家計調査), run by the Ministry of Internal Affairs and Communications, which tracks two-or-more-person households by annual income bracket. It reports gross consumption spending, not just visible cash income, and it lumps together very different households within the same bracket: a working single mother, a couple in their 30s, and an 80-year-old retired couple can all fall into “under 2 million yen a year” despite having nothing else in common. The 314,000-yen national average cited in the piece is the same survey’s overall two-or-more-person figure, useful as a benchmark against which both the bottom and top brackets look extreme.

    Where the thread actually diverged was on whether the “under 2 million yen households spend 173,000 yen a month” line is even plausible. One camp treated it as a data artifact, comparing it unfavorably to Japan’s welfare (seikatsu hogo) minimum, which can leave recipients living on well under 100,000 yen monthly. The other camp, which won out by the later posts with sourced figures, argued this bracket is dominated by pension-income retirees who are deliberately drawing down savings rather than earning enough to cover spending — a well-documented and normal pattern in Japanese retirement finance.

    What the thread never states outright is that this is a household-count survey, not a size- or age-adjusted one: it doesn’t separate single-elderly, single working-age, or family households, so bracket-to-bracket comparisons of “spending vs. income” are structurally misleading rather than evidence of anything alarming.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (News Express+) thread “Monthly Living Expenses by Household Income, Latest Data: High-Income Households Top ¥590,000 a Month”.

  • Canada Signals Closer EU Ties — “Might as Well Join,” Some Say

    Canadian Prime Minister Mark Carney announced that talks aimed at strengthening economic and security partnership with the EU — the world’s second-largest economic bloc — would begin this fall. On Lemmy’s European community, the news was welcomed, and someone half-jokingly suggested that Canada might as well just join the EU outright, sparking a debate over the pros and cons of EU federalization. The thread eventually veered off into a tangent about whether Canadian cities could ever break free from car-dependent infrastructure.

    Canadian PM Mark Carney: “Starting this fall, we will begin full-scale talks to build a much stronger and deeper economic and security partnership with the EU, the world’s second-largest economic bloc.”

    Source: streamable.com / original clip here

    3Anonymous2026-08-25 19:47
    Can't wait! In times as rough as these, having a partner you can actually trust is such a relief.
    4Anonymous2026-08-25 20:49
    I doubt it'll actually happen, but imagine if Canada joined the EU and the US-Canada border suddenly had a row of EU flags along it. That'd be hilarious.
    25Anonymous2026-08-26 06:57
    Re: #4
    Seems like at least some Canadians are on board (link to related post). Honestly, I'm surprised how positive the reaction was. That said, I still think Canada joining would be an obstacle to the EU ever becoming a single federal state.
    29Anonymous2026-08-26 07:07
    Re: #25
    I don't think the EU itself is even ready to become a federation yet. Personally, though, I'd like to see it happen.
    32Anonymous2026-08-26 07:13
    Re: #25
    You say "Canada joining would be an obstacle to the EU becoming a single federal state," but is that even the EU's end goal in the first place?
    5Anonymous2026-08-25 19:49
    Europe needs more allies. Right now it looks too weak-kneed to stand up to the US. The more capitalist democracies band together, the less anyone has to kowtow to that orange bully.
    12Anonymous2026-08-25 20:10
    Re: #5
    Nah, there's no point talking to someone you can't trust. Look at the negotiations with Putin right before the invasion of Ukraine — he promised he "wouldn't invade" and then did exactly that. Total waste of time and energy. I think the EU right now is getting what it wants by keeping its head down. If Trump is that easy to manage, might as well use it to your advantage.
    6Anonymous2026-08-25 21:12
    By being the loudest, most belligerent nuisance at the international picnic, America is doing everyone else the favor of bringing them together.
    7Anonymous2026-08-26 06:22
    Re: #20
    Just change the urban areas then, genius.
    9Anonymous2026-08-26 00:35
    If you want to be more like Europe, why not convert some of that car-centric infrastructure into pedestrian- and bike-friendly stuff?
    20Anonymous2026-08-26 01:13
    Re: #9
    Our country's population density is only 5% of Europe's. I'd love to make infrastructure more pedestrian-friendly, but it's just not realistic for maybe half the country. Give it another 200 years and maybe things will change.
    33Anonymous2026-08-26 11:18
    Re: #20
    Might be surprising, but that actually makes it easier to lay rail lines, not harder.
    8Anonymous2026-08-26 06:09
    Re: #20
    Nobody's saying build a subway in the Arctic Circle. Everyone lives in cities. Toronto's population density is 4,400 people per square km, which isn't that far off from Stockholm's 5,300. Don't fall for car-culture propaganda — this is doable if there's the will.
    10Anonymous2026-08-25 19:56
    Trump is the best thing that's happened to Europe in ages. Not that I'm praising the leaky-diaper orange man himself, of course.
    14Anonymous2026-08-25 20:03
    Re: #10
    I think he's turned out to be the best thing for plenty of countries outside the US too…
    37Anonymous2026-08-26 08:51
    Re: #10
    Weird as it sounds, same goes for Putin. He's sped up the shift to green tech and triggered a massive military buildup to counter Russian imperialism.
    11Anonymous2026-08-26 06:27
    Re: #20
    That's total nonsense. Just think about it for five seconds. You think Canadians are evenly spread out across the whole country? No — most of them live in urban areas. The laws heavily favor car infrastructure and are blatantly stacked against pedestrians. Improvement is absolutely possible, and anyone saying "can't be done, density's too low" is either a car-industry lobbyist or just parroting one.
    16Anonymous2026-08-26 05:32
    Re: #40
    You'd want studded tires for riding on frozen roads. But it's not like you have to bike every single day — the fact that it's a viable option at all is great in itself.
    21Anonymous2026-08-26 06:11
    Re: #40
    Doesn't Europe have cold places too?
    27Anonymous2026-08-26 06:31
    Re: #40
    Oulu in Finland is snowed in for most of the year and people still bike around like it's nothing. It really comes down to infrastructure.
    40Anonymous2026-08-26 02:17
    Re: #9
    Also (at least for now) it gets brutally cold here! I've wiped out more than once trying to bike on icy roads.
    18Anonymous2026-08-25 20:09
    Diversification is a good thing — not just for capitalism. Everyone's trying to find ways to grow around the US, not through it.
    19Anonymous2026-08-26 09:35
    This is the "our friendship with America is over, the EU is our new best friend" meme, basically.
    22Anonymous2026-08-26 13:48
    Sounds like a good idea to me. But Europe's leaders need to grow a spine.
    23Anonymous2026-08-25 21:02
    What kind of tools are you looking for? If it's hand tools, Gray Tools is solid — made in Canada.
    24Anonymous2026-08-25 22:51
    Re: #2
    We love hockey over here too.
    26Anonymous2026-08-26 07:21
    Re: #32
    For a federalist like me, yeah. What the EU should ultimately be is something for EU citizens to debate and decide among themselves, but personally I support a federalist approach and think I can make a solid case for it.
    30Anonymous2026-08-26 07:08
    Re: #29
    It's just not ready yet, that's all.
    34Anonymous2026-08-26 13:55
    Re: #33
    Even so, you'd need to build and maintain rail lines running not just tens but hundreds of kilometers between major cities, which is insanely expensive. And there's a smaller passenger base and tax base to support it.
    36Anonymous2026-08-26 11:25
    This is probably going to take a while though. Just look at how long it took the EU-Mercosur agreement to come into force.
    38Anonymous2026-08-26 11:21
    Re: #40
    (video link) That's because you're wet. Finnish kids are tougher, so that's not an issue for them.
    39Anonymous2026-08-26 06:45
    Re: #16
    In my experience, riding on icy roads with studded tires actually feels more comfortable and grippier than riding over wet fallen leaves in autumn. It's surprising how much of a difference studded tires make, and you get used to it faster than you'd expect.
    41Anonymous2026-08-26 10:23
    Re: #21
    Actually, not really. Thanks to the Atlantic currents, it's known for being relatively mild, if anything.

    Background and Key Points

    Canada and the EU already have a deep economic relationship on paper: the Comprehensive Economic and Trade Agreement (CETA) has been provisionally applied since 2017, eliminating most tariffs between the two. What Carney is proposing goes further, into a “security and economic partnership” — likely modeled on the EU’s post-Brexit deals with countries like Japan or South Korea, or possibly something closer to the informal defense-industrial cooperation frameworks the EU has floated with non-member democracies. The subtext, which posters picked up on immediately, is Trump-era tariff pressure pushing Ottawa to diversify away from reliance on the US market.

    The thread’s real disagreement wasn’t over whether closer ties are good — nearly everyone agreed they are — but over what “joining the EU” would even mean for the bloc’s own trajectory. One camp (>>25, >>26) treated EU federalization as an implicit long-term goal that a geographically detached, non-European member would complicate; another (>>32, >>29) pushed back that federalization isn’t even a settled EU objective yet, so the premise doesn’t hold.

    What none of the posters mentioned is that Canadian EU membership isn’t just practically remote, it’s legally impossible under the treaties as written: Article 49 of the Treaty on European Union restricts membership to “any European State.” Canada could join the European Economic Area or negotiate CETA-plus arrangements, but formal accession would require rewriting the EU’s foundational treaty language, not just winning a vote. Readers unfamiliar with EU structure may take the “might as well join” framing more literally than the thread intended — it was always a jokey hypothetical, not a live policy option.

    *This article is compiled from excerpts and summaries of the 5ch (Lemmy c/europe) thread “Canada’s PM Carney: "This fall we will begin intense discussions with the European Union, the world’s second-largest economy, to build a much stronger and deeper economic and security partnership".”

  • Yuta Nakayama Set for Serbia Move — 5ch Reacts: ‘But He’s on 300 Million Yen at Machida?’

    Machida Zelvia (J1) defender Yuta Nakayama (29) has left the team ahead of a transfer to Serbian giants Red Star Belgrade, it was announced on the 26th. The transfer fee is estimated at around 180 million yen.

    Reactions on the forum were split over the move: some questioned the football logic (“why go out of your way for a so-so player like Nakayama?”), others lamented him walking away from such a sweet deal (“he’s making 300 million yen a year at Machida”), and still others worried about unpaid wages and tax issues.

    Sankei Sports, 2026/08/26 17:48

    Machida Zelvia (J1) announced on the 26th that former Japan national team defender Yuta Nakayama (29) has left the team to handle the paperwork and preparations for a transfer. The club says it will make an official announcement once things are finalized.

    According to Serbian and other European media, the move is all but confirmed to be to Red Star Belgrade, a powerhouse club in Serbia’s top flight. The transfer fee is believed to be around 1.1 million euros (roughly 180 million yen), with the final details of the contract reportedly being ironed out.

    Source: sanspo.com / Original article here

    4AnonymousAug 26, 2026 20:58
    With so many players out there in the world, why on earth would they go out of their way to sign a so-so player like Nakayama?
    5AnonymousAug 26, 2026 20:59
    This club's basically the go-to spot for Korean players, isn't it?
    12AnonymousAug 26, 2026 21:04
    Re: #1
    The transfer fee's way too cheap.
    Can't they just refuse to sell him for that price?
    60AnonymousAug 26, 2026 21:37
    Re: #12
    He's over 30, so a multi-year deal is a risk.
    Weird that they'd even pay a fee to get him.
    68AnonymousAug 26, 2026 21:44
    Re: #12
    Must be written into his contract —
    something like 'pay up if an offer comes from abroad.'
    13AnonymousAug 26, 2026 21:04
    Season just started and he's already leaving for personal reasons, lol
    14AnonymousAug 26, 2026 21:05
    The J.League's a higher level than Serbia anyway.
    18AnonymousAug 26, 2026 21:09
    Re: #14
    Obviously.
    J1's ranked like 13th in the world, top tier stuff.
    16AnonymousAug 26, 2026 21:07
    If it's Red Star he's going to, honestly feels like staying at Machida would've been the better move.
    17AnonymousAug 26, 2026 21:08
    Sounds like he wants back into the national team, but he's not exactly young anymore — no way that happens from a Serbian club.
    19AnonymousAug 26, 2026 21:10
    My only impression of the Serbian league is that they don't pay salaries.
    20AnonymousAug 26, 2026 21:11
    Wonder what Mikić would've said about this one.

    Suzuki-shishō (nickname, 'the master') was there back in the day too — brings back memories.
    33AnonymousAug 26, 2026 21:16
    Re: #20
    Maybe he just admired Stojković and wanted to play in Serbia.
    His career's winding down anyway, so that's a legit choice. Though it does feel like it takes him further from the national team.
    22AnonymousAug 26, 2026 21:11
    I can already picture the future where he's fighting over unpaid wages.
    24AnonymousAug 26, 2026 21:12
    He won't get picked for the national team from Machida.
    And he won't step up playing in Serbia either.
    Should've just stayed put at Machida.
    26AnonymousAug 26, 2026 21:14
    Serbia isn't really a league you go to at the tail end of your career,
    and to step up from there to a major league you'd need Golden Boot-level numbers like Asano put up.
    If he wants back on the national team, staying at Machida and shining whenever the domestic-based guys get called up was probably his only real shot.
    29AnonymousAug 26, 2026 21:15
    Re: #1
    Red Star, Partizan —
    both of the Serbian SuperLiga's big two have names that scream 'former communist country.'
    30AnonymousAug 26, 2026 21:15
    Nakayama's career peak was that mid-range shot against Brazil at U-22 level.
    31AnonymousAug 26, 2026 21:15
    These days there's apparently a system where you punch in the type of player a team needs plus the budget, and it pulls up suitable candidates from players worldwide —
    he probably got flagged by something like that.
    Given his age, this is probably his last shot in Europe.
    34AnonymousAug 26, 2026 21:17
    He can play center-back, full-back, and defensive mid, he's left-footed, can take free kicks, and has a track record in the Eredivisie, the Championship, and the national team —
    honestly, by any normal logic there should be plenty of demand for a guy like that.
    35AnonymousAug 26, 2026 21:18
    No dreams to be found in a 'tax league.' (slang for a league players join mainly for the low taxes, not the football)
    40AnonymousAug 26, 2026 21:23
    Re: #35
    What are you talking about —
    this guy's pulling in 300 million yen a year at Machida.
    44AnonymousAug 26, 2026 21:27
    Re: #40
    The ones who look down on 'tax leagues' the most are the 'tax leaguers' themselves.
    36AnonymousAug 26, 2026 21:19
    Salaries were already low to begin with, and now there's the weak yen on top of it.
    That's why even Eastern Europe is poaching players.
    46AnonymousAug 26, 2026 21:28
    Re: #36
    Machida surely pays the higher salary.
    72AnonymousAug 26, 2026 21:47
    Re: #36
    He's on 300 million yen at Machida??
    39AnonymousAug 26, 2026 21:23
    Pretty par for the course with a 'tax league.'
    47AnonymousAug 26, 2026 21:29
    Wild.
    He's on 300 million at Machida and an Eastern European club is apparently offering even more than that.
    Poland and the rest of the region must be getting rich.
    52AnonymousAug 26, 2026 21:31
    Re: #47
    No way they're paying more than that.
    59AnonymousAug 26, 2026 21:36
    Rumor has it it's more like 70 million yen.
    62AnonymousAug 26, 2026 21:37
    Re: #59
    Wait, what happens with taxes at that rate then, lol
    67AnonymousAug 26, 2026 21:42
    Re: #59
    200 million yen, 3-year deal.
    Though taxes are low in Serbia.
    In Japan isn't the rate like 60% on 300 million?
    61AnonymousAug 26, 2026 21:37
    He's got a bunch of national team caps under his belt, so I don't get why he couldn't step up and instead came back down to Machida — must've just been chasing quick cash.
    70AnonymousAug 26, 2026 21:46
    Re: #61
    Probably to recover from an injury.
    69AnonymousAug 26, 2026 21:45
    Everyone keeps hyping up Machida's signings, but it's funny — what's impressive is the salaries, not the actual quality of the players.
    74AnonymousAug 26, 2026 21:48
    Re: #69
    Then go beat Machida, lol
    80AnonymousAug 26, 2026 21:50
    The transfer fee's being paid in installments over 3 years, and salary payments are often late too.
    86AnonymousAug 26, 2026 22:10
    Re: #80
    Splitting an already-cheap transfer fee over 3 years, lol
    Doubtful they'll pay the whole thing.

    Background and Key Points

    Machida Zelvia is the J.League club owned by mobile-gaming giant DeNA, whose deep pockets fueled a rapid rise from J2 to J1 in 2024 and a reputation — among rival fans on 5ch — for outspending its results, with commentators here repeating that Machida is known more for salaries than for on-pitch quality. Red Star Belgrade, by contrast, is one of the two dominant clubs in Serbia’s SuperLiga (with rival Partizan) and a genuine continental heavyweight, having won the European Cup in 1991, Yugoslavia’s last before the country’s breakup — a pedigree the thread never brings up despite framing Serbia as a backwater “tax league.”

    The split in the thread isn’t really about whether the move makes sense on paper; it’s between posters questioning the football logic (why pay a fee at all for a 29-year-old squad player) and posters fixated on the money, repeatedly citing an unverified “300 million yen at Machida” figure to argue he’s downgrading financially for a move to a league they associate with delayed wages and low pay.

    What the thread misses is that Japanese club salaries are not publicly disclosed, so the 300-million-yen number circulating is speculation, not reported fact — nobody in the thread cites a source for it. Readers should also know the low, roughly 180-million-yen fee for a full international more likely reflects an exit clause or a player pushing to leave than the market undervaluing him, which the “why so cheap” posts don’t consider.

    ※This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Geisports Sokuho+) thread “[Soccer] Machida Zelvia (J1)’s former Japan national team DF Yuta Nakayama leaves the team amid transfer talks — move to Serbian giants Red Star Belgrade looks all but certain.”

  • Giants’ Kai Delivers Go-Ahead Blast, Yakult Drop 5th Straight as Race for 3rd Turns Chaotic — 5ch: ‘That Swing Was Worth ¥300 Million’

    In Central League action on August 26, the Yomiuri Giants defeated the Tokyo Yakult Swallows 5-3, with Takuya Kai’s go-ahead hit in the 8th inning proving to be the deciding run. The loss was Yakult’s fifth in a row, leaving the Central League’s 3rd-through-6th place teams separated by just 1.5 games in a chaotic scramble. The thread lit up over the go-ahead knock from Kai, who had been mired in a .077 batting average this season.

    Giants   0 0 0  0 0 1  0 2 2 |5

    Yakult 2 0 0  0 0 0  0 1 0 |3

    [Battery]

    Source: nikkansports.com / Original article here

    3AnonymousAug 26, 2026 21:40
    Giants win again today, and Joa tastes great (o^∀^o) (Joa is a Yakult-brand yogurt drink — the joke: Yakult's baseball team loses, but at least Yakult's dairy products still taste good)
    4AnonymousAug 26, 2026 21:40
    Giants win again today, and Satsuraku Hamin tastes great (o^∀^o) (another dairy drink brand, keeping the running joke going)
    8AnonymousAug 26, 2026 21:41
    Well, when the whole bullpen is uniformly awful like that, you can't help wanting to hurl some abuse
    10AnonymousAug 26, 2026 21:41
    Kai: 'So… aren't you all gonna apologize now?'
    39AnonymousAug 26, 2026 21:48
    Re: #10
    Batting .077 with 1 HR this season —
    Kai's got no room to talk
    80AnonymousAug 26, 2026 22:21
    Re: #10
    Kai: 'Sorry for not performing up to my contract'
    85AnonymousAug 26, 2026 22:25
    Re: #10
    Catcher or not, going hitless practically all the way through August is unacceptable
    Just retire
    11AnonymousAug 26, 2026 21:41
    Hanging on by a thread
    Scraping by, scraping by, and pulling out the win
    12AnonymousAug 26, 2026 21:41
    Giants win again today, and Yakult 1000 tastes great (o^∀^o) (Yakult's popular probiotic drink)
    14AnonymousAug 26, 2026 21:41
    Only 1.5 games separating them!
    68AnonymousAug 26, 2026 22:02
    Re: #14
    The fish-men (a jab at Yakult) get left in the dust in head-to-head matchups lol
    15AnonymousAug 26, 2026 21:42
    Hashigami's in-game managing was pretty rough too, but Yakult's overall darkness outweighed even that
    17AnonymousAug 26, 2026 21:42
    Yakult suddenly finding closer material in Walters, a guy who's only ever started games lol
    21AnonymousAug 26, 2026 21:44
    Go Giants!
    Just steal the pennant outright and get Kyuji fired
    Keep it up!! (Kyuji = Fujikawa Kyuji, Hanshin Tigers manager)
    22AnonymousAug 26, 2026 21:44
    There are a lot of Giants fans who owe Kai a dogeza (a full grovel-apology) right about now, aren't there (-_-)
    23AnonymousAug 26, 2026 21:44
    Guess Kai never let himself go sour and just kept preparing
    In the end it's the veterans you can count on
    24AnonymousAug 26, 2026 21:45
    Walters is Tuna No. 2 — zero control whatsoever (a nickname mocking wild, no-command pitchers)
    25AnonymousAug 26, 2026 21:45
    Re: #1

    Pitchers of record
    Win: Giants — Ei Tanaka (2-3, 2 SV)
    Loss: Yakult — Walters (1-4, 0 SV)
    Save: Giants — Martinez (3-3, 36 SV)
    26AnonymousAug 26, 2026 21:45
    Next thing you know, only 1.5 games behind Hanshin
    28AnonymousAug 26, 2026 21:45
    Wait, is this actually the start of the Giants winning it all under their interim manager?
    Kai coming through with a clutch hit out of nowhere like that is exactly the kind of thing that happens to championship teams
    Zero hits all season — normally you'd pinch-hit there, but they let him swing anyway and this is what happened
    34AnonymousAug 26, 2026 21:47
    Re: #28
    If they win the pennant by some fluke, there goes the whole 'Manager Matsui' plan
    30AnonymousAug 26, 2026 21:46
    Can we please stop it with the fact that this guy — who's basically become the cleanup hitter at this point, hit the go-ahead run yesterday and the go-ahead hit today — still just walks up to the generic 'Hitter's Theme' instead of his own song
    32AnonymousAug 26, 2026 21:46
    A home run worth 300 million yen in one swing
    37AnonymousAug 26, 2026 21:47
    Re: #32
    That's a bit pricey…
    33AnonymousAug 26, 2026 21:47
    The race for first is heating up, but the race for 3rd has turned into total chaos
    35AnonymousAug 26, 2026 21:47
    The Giants are running through literally every player on their active roster — true team-wide effort
    Hanshin, meanwhile, is a team that simply loses whenever Sato Teruaki and Morishita don't hit
    41AnonymousAug 26, 2026 21:49
    Re: #34
    The plan is for Matsui to take over once the new stadium opens in 2032, so he's not getting the job next year regardless
    For now it's said to be either Yoshinobu again or Hara for the umpteenth time
    43AnonymousAug 26, 2026 21:50
    Re: #41
    There isn't even going to BE a new stadium lol
    42AnonymousAug 26, 2026 21:49
    Back when Yakult was in first place early in the season, there were plenty of people saying 'Yakult's got this year locked up.' No eye for the game whatsoever lol
    Someone posted 'no way Yakult actually wins it,' and people replied 'obviously Yakult's got it, they're just too strong this year' lol
    So embarrassing in hindsight lol
    55AnonymousAug 26, 2026 21:55
    Re: #42
    Figured that roster had no chance of holding up all season, and yep, called it exactly
    66AnonymousAug 26, 2026 22:02
    Yakult is in serious trouble — at this rate they could end up dead last
    69AnonymousAug 26, 2026 22:04
    Re: #66
    Even so, surely not below Hiroshima as they stand now
    79AnonymousAug 26, 2026 22:19
    Chunichi ('Chunidora') pulling off an angry underdog upset there~
    83AnonymousAug 26, 2026 22:24
    Re: #79
    Chunichi's strong at home but weak on the road, so they won't survive the Climax Series (Japan's postseason playoff)

    Background and Key Points

    The Central League’s pennant race sits atop a six-team structure where only the top three advance to the postseason Climax Series, so the “3rd through 6th, 1.5 games apart” scramble mentioned here is really a fight for the last playoff berth, not for the title itself — the Giants are chasing Hanshin Tigers for 1st, while Yakult, Chunichi, DeNA, and Hiroshima jockey for the remaining spots. Yakult started the season well enough that some 5ch posters were predicting a title run in the spring, which is why the “no eye for the game” ribbing in the thread lands as retrospective mockery rather than fresh commentary.

    The actual disagreement in the thread wasn’t about the final score — it was about how much weight to put on Takuya Kai’s hit. Kai has been batting .077 all year, so posters split between reading his go-ahead knock as a genuine sign the Giants’ bench players are finally contributing (the “team-wide effort” comment) versus treating it as a fluke that happened to land during a chaotic stretch, not evidence of a turnaround.

    What the thread doesn’t spell out for outsiders is the Giants’ managerial situation driving the joking references to “Matsui” and “Hara.” The team is currently run by an interim manager, with Hideki Matsui long rumored as the eventual choice — but only once Yomiuri’s new stadium opens in 2032, meaning a surprise title run this year wouldn’t actually accelerate that succession plan, contrary to what the joking tone might suggest to an outside reader.

    *This article is compiled and summarized from the 5ch (Geisoku+) thread ‘[Baseball] CL S 3-5 G [8/26] Giants’ Kai hits go-ahead HR, Martinez notches his 248th career save, Yakult drop 5th straight, just 1.5 games separate 3rd through 6th place‘.

  • Ministry Seeks Tax Reform to Curb Speculative Condo Trading

    Japan’s Ministry of Land, Infrastructure, Transport and Tourism (MLIT) has reportedly decided to include measures to curb speculative trading of newly built condominiums in its tax reform requests for fiscal year 2027. Currently, properties sold within five years of purchase face a heavy capital gains tax, and tightening this rule appears to be the focus. On 5ch, users traded worries about a repeat of the Heisei-era bubble collapse against claims that the real driving force behind speculative money isn’t Chinese buyers but Taiwanese investors and wealthy Japanese individuals and flippers.

    The Ministry of Land, Infrastructure, Transport and Tourism has decided to include measures to curb soaring prices of newly built condominiums in its fiscal 2027 tax reform requests. The move addresses how speculative condo trading, disconnected from genuine housing demand, has been pushing up real estate prices in urban areas.

    The ministry explained the plan at a Liberal Democratic Party meeting on the 25th. The specifics will be worked out by the ruling coalition’s tax panel by the end of the year. Currently, selling a condo within five years of purchase triggers a heavier capital gains tax.

    Nikkei 2026/08/25

    Source: nikkei.com / Original article here

    6AnonymousAug 26, 2026 19:45
    Prices are rising so hard that people can't even afford the inheritance tax anymore — these things are destined to become ghost tower condos.
    106AnonymousAug 26, 2026 20:48
    Re: #6
    Tower condo? Low-rise? If it's in a decent spot, a realtor will lowball-buy it off you, so it'll be fine.
    13AnonymousAug 26, 2026 19:47
    Wasn't it stuff exactly like this that caused the bubble to burst last time?
    112AnonymousAug 26, 2026 20:51
    Re: #13
    Isn't it different depending on whether you're talking about the buy side versus, more so, the sell side?
    23AnonymousAug 26, 2026 19:50
    The tax on real estate profits from sales within 5 years is already 40%, right?
    Are they really raising it further?
    32AnonymousAug 26, 2026 19:54
    Re: #23
    If the government hates this situation, they can tax it like old-school income tax rates.
    If people keep getting greedy, I could totally see it hit 90%.
    35AnonymousAug 26, 2026 19:57
    Just tax 99% of gains on any sale within 30 years, honestly.
    40AnonymousAug 26, 2026 20:01
    Re: #35
    B-but what happens if you end up taking a loss…? (trembling voice)
    42AnonymousAug 26, 2026 20:02
    Please don't tell me policies that used to stall out are suddenly speeding up now that Komeito is gone.
    46AnonymousAug 26, 2026 20:06
    That's exactly why I'm saying this is way too late.
    61AnonymousAug 26, 2026 20:23
    It's because Komeito dropped out of the coalition.
    If Komeito still held the MLIT minister post, this never would've happened.
    After all, the main source of speculative money in Tokyo condos is foreign buyers, especially Chinese ones.
    68AnonymousAug 26, 2026 20:27
    Re: #61
    Okay, but what does any of that have to do with Komeito?
    70AnonymousAug 26, 2026 20:28
    Re: #61
    Chinese real estate investment has actually been cooling off since about two years ago.
    Even in a survey done this year, more than half the buyers were Taiwanese.
    Foreigners only make up about 3% of buyers to begin with.
    For high-end properties, the main players are wealthy Japanese individuals and flipping realtors.
    97AnonymousAug 26, 2026 20:46
    There are elites at the top who own real estate, so there's no way they'll actually regulate this.
    100AnonymousAug 26, 2026 20:47
    Re: #97
    Exactly — they sold everything off to Chinese buyers to cash out.
    They've probably already made their exit.
    107AnonymousAug 26, 2026 20:48
    Re: #97
    Harvesting tax from that would actually make for a decent funding source though.
    122AnonymousAug 26, 2026 20:59
    So they'll officially admit there's a real estate bubble,
    but won't admit there's a stock bubble too.
    Both are just being driven up by foreign money though.
    124AnonymousAug 26, 2026 21:02
    Re: #122
    A stock bubble doesn't do much to the birthrate,
    but soaring costs of food, clothing, and housing utterly wreck marriage and childbearing for people in their 20s.
    126AnonymousAug 26, 2026 21:04
    Re: #122
    Both are just being driven up by foreign money though —
    though at least for the latter, that hasn't really held true lately, has it?
    129AnonymousAug 26, 2026 21:06
    Is this really going to crash though?
    If it does, maybe a few years out?
    Guess I should start planning a move.
    132AnonymousAug 26, 2026 21:07
    Re: #129
    Bubbles burst suddenly, you know.
    Didn't you know that?
    190AnonymousAug 26, 2026 21:47
    Re: #129
    The government pulled something similar right before the Heisei bubble collapse too.
    By around summer of '89, people who knew real estate prices were about to crash had already sold off and gotten out.
    Then in 1990, the Japanese economy went into full collapse mode.
    146AnonymousAug 26, 2026 21:17
    If speculative money pulls out, the elite couples who bought at the peak with joint mortgages will end up underwater on their loans.
    Regulating this now would be a disaster.
    148AnonymousAug 26, 2026 21:21
    Re: #146
    What are you even talking about?
    They were able to buy at that price at the time, so it's not 'overpriced' at all — that was the fair market price.
    155AnonymousAug 26, 2026 21:25
    Re: #146
    There's no such thing as an elite who buys at the top.
    153AnonymousAug 26, 2026 21:24
    Population's shrinking and yet real estate keeps skyrocketing, huh.
    160AnonymousAug 26, 2026 21:28
    Re: #153
    Following Indonesia and Vietnam, the Chinese Communist Party will suddenly start restricting outbound travel.
    Japan's China-driven real estate bubble will pop just as suddenly too.
    Just watch.
    161AnonymousAug 26, 2026 21:30
    Re: #153
    Population's shrinking and yet prices keep rising, see?
    171AnonymousAug 26, 2026 21:39
    Seriously, stop this…
    Last time, this exact move led to 35 years of stagnation.

    China's doing the same thing — surpassing the US in cutting-edge fields like AI, robotics, and aviation, while its property-driven domestic demand collapses. It's becoming the world's top industrial power even as the nation itself declines.
    177AnonymousAug 26, 2026 21:41
    Re: #171
    That trauma is exactly why they keep reacting too late on everything.
    184AnonymousAug 26, 2026 21:44
    Re: #171
    China's basically put into practice the theory that sacrificing ordinary citizens is no big deal —
    they can handle real estate dying off just fine.
    You can't judge them by Western common sense.
    182AnonymousAug 26, 2026 21:43
    This is looking like it's only going to climb even more.
    I bought a condo in Shibaura back when prices crashed after the Great East Japan Earthquake, taking out a brutal 40 million yen loan.
    The same type of unit now sells for over 200 million yen, so I can't stop laughing.
    188AnonymousAug 26, 2026 21:46
    Re: #182
    Are you going to cash out?
    195AnonymousAug 26, 2026 21:51
    Re: #182
    Same thing happened with Kioxia stock —
    people who say 'I can't stop laughing' mostly end up not knowing when to sell and get all mopey about it later.

    I keep thinking someone should coin a name for this phenomenon.
    183AnonymousAug 26, 2026 21:43
    Honestly, if they crash real estate prices with this,

    Japan will never be able to go back to being a developed country again.
    185AnonymousAug 26, 2026 21:45
    Re: #183
    With the yen this weak, 'developed country' is a joke anyway.
    191AnonymousAug 26, 2026 21:48
    Re: #183
    Japan's already a developing country at this point.
    The yen barely has any credibility left, which is exactly why prices are like this.

    Background and Key Points

    Japan’s capital-gains tax on real estate has long turned on a five-year holding-period line: sell within five years and “short-term transfer income” (tanki jōtō shotoku) is taxed at roughly 39% combined national and local rates, versus about 20% once you clear five years. That gap has existed for decades and has always shaped how flippers time their exits rather than stopping speculation outright. What MLIT filed on August 25 is a request to tighten that existing five-year rule as part of the FY2027 tax reform process — ministries submit requests over summer, the ruling coalition’s tax panel hashes out specifics by December, and any change would only take effect from around spring 2027, not immediately. The backdrop is the late-1980s Heisei bubble, whose 1990 collapse (following land-related lending curbs introduced too late) opened three decades of stagnation that Japanese commentators still invoke reflexively whenever land-price intervention is discussed.

    The thread’s real disagreement wasn’t over whether to act, but over who is actually buying: one camp blamed Chinese capital and tied the timing to Komeito’s exit from the coalition, while others cited survey data showing Chinese investment cooling for two years, Taiwanese buyers now over half of foreign purchasers, foreigners only ~3% of buyers overall, and domestic wealthy individuals and flipping realtors as the bigger force in high-end Tokyo condos.

    What nobody raised is the domestic supply side: years of near-zero rates (only exited in 2024), plus labor and materials shortages driving up new-build construction costs, have pushed prices up independent of any foreign money at all — making “foreign speculators” a much smaller part of the story than the thread’s framing suggests.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Newsplus) thread “Curbing Speculative Condo Trading: Ministry Seeks Tax Reform to Rein In Soaring Prices.”

  • Is a PS5 with 1TB Storage a Bargain at ¥55,000? 5ch Erupts Over Actual Usable Capacity

    A post claiming “you can buy a PS5 with 1TB of storage for ¥55,000” went viral on 5ch’s Hardware/Industry (“Geha”) board. While some praised the price as a steal compared to buying PC parts separately, others pointed out that against the advertised 825GB, the actual usable capacity is only around 667GB — sparking a heated argument over how to interpret the storage figures.

    Claims that the PS5 has reached RTX 3060-class performance, plus price comparisons noting a standalone GPU alone costs over ¥60,000, only fueled the cost-performance debate, which never reached a consensus.

    1AnonymousAug 26, 2026 18:34
    A PS5 with better gaming performance than this, 1TB of storage, AND a ¥10,000 controller thrown in, all for ¥55,000 — it genuinely makes no sense.
    4AnonymousAug 26, 2026 18:37
    An SSD alone runs you ¥20,000-30,000.
    72AnonymousAug 26, 2026 19:41
    Re: #4
    Yeah, it's basically catching up to SanDisk Extreme-tier pricing now (a premium SSD line — "SDex").
    5AnonymousAug 26, 2026 18:37
    Is lying some kind of terminal illness for these people?
    7AnonymousAug 26, 2026 18:38
    Re: #5
    No question, it's a sickness.
    8AnonymousAug 26, 2026 18:39
    CPU: ¥20,000
    GPU: ¥80,000
    SSD: ¥30,000
    Motherboard: ¥20,000
    Controller: ¥10,000

    That's how much value you're getting.
    15AnonymousAug 26, 2026 18:43
    Re: #8
    So the gap between that estimated value and the actual price is Sony eating the loss (selling at a deficit).
    11AnonymousAug 26, 2026 18:41
    Wait, the PS5 has already surpassed the RTX 3060 in performance?
    At this rate it'll be beating the 3070 by next year 😌
    23AnonymousAug 26, 2026 18:49
    Re: #11
    Even in benchmarks it beats the 3060.
    25AnonymousAug 26, 2026 18:50
    Re: #23
    What benchmark?
    28AnonymousAug 26, 2026 18:52
    Re: #23
    I don't want to become the kind of person who lies without batting an eye.
    12AnonymousAug 26, 2026 18:42
    Wait, is it still 1TB right now? Feels like they quietly downsized it and relaunched it as some "new, easier-to-swallow size" (a dig at marketing spin, the kind of phrase usually used for "easier to take" pills).
    16AnonymousAug 26, 2026 18:44
    Re: #12
    The ¥55,000 model has 825GB, but the system reserves about 160GB, so what you can actually use is around 660GB.
    17AnonymousAug 26, 2026 18:44
    Re: #13
    Isn't that the same 825GB as the original model?
    21AnonymousAug 26, 2026 18:46
    Re: #17
    The original model was 1TB, and 825GB was what was left after the system took its cut.
    24AnonymousAug 26, 2026 18:49
    Re: #21
    Was it? Mine's the original disc-drive model and I'm pretty sure it's 825GB — wasn't 1TB the later revision?
    27AnonymousAug 26, 2026 18:51
    Re: #21
    Nope. It's 825GB total, and after the system takes its share you're left with 670.
    39AnonymousAug 26, 2026 19:07
    PlayStation fans' inferiority complex about PCs is on another level.
    49AnonymousAug 26, 2026 19:12
    Re: #39
    I own both an Xbox Ally X and a PS5, and I just use each for what it's good at.
    Not really sure what "complex" you're talking about.
    44AnonymousAug 26, 2026 19:11


    For reference, this is an SSD that was on sale at GEO (a Japanese used-goods/game retailer) a year ago.
    53AnonymousAug 26, 2026 19:22
    Why do PlayStation fanboys keep telling lies that get caught this fast?
    58AnonymousAug 26, 2026 19:28
    Re: #53,56
    Guess your brain rots once you start worshipping PlayStation.
    55AnonymousAug 26, 2026 19:26
    Wait, even Windows 11 doesn't use anywhere near 50GB — but the PS5, which can only play games, eats up something like 150GB just for the system?
    57AnonymousAug 26, 2026 19:28
    Re: #55
    Yeah, that genuinely is bizarre.
    67AnonymousAug 26, 2026 19:36
    Re: #55
    The NAND chip installed is 768GiB (825GB). After setting aside over-provisioning space, what's left for the user is 715GiB (768GB).

    Every other manufacturer sells this exact SSD labeled as 768GB — only "Shitty Sony" (a common 5ch insult pun, "クソニー") labels it 825GB.

    For the PS5, after the system takes its cut, the user is actually left with 667GiB (716GB).

    If the over-provisioning matches what normal SSD makers use, that means the PS5's system is hogging 48GiB.
    59AnonymousAug 26, 2026 19:28
    This guy's latest post is getting torched, lol
    He's been losing his mind over the "ban physical discs" crusade lately, so I figured he'd catch heat eventually lol
    69AnonymousAug 26, 2026 19:36
    Re: #59
    I mean, he's not wrong, but a PlayStation fan probably shouldn't be calling other users "a cancer on the game industry."
    74AnonymousAug 26, 2026 19:42
    Re: #59
    I get wanting third-party games to actually release.
    But I don't get getting angry just because a third-party game went multiplatform.
    98AnonymousAug 26, 2026 21:56
    Re: #59
    He's got a point, but even for the sake of an example, did he need to drag in Switch and Xbox?
    Just stick to PlayStation.
    63AnonymousAug 26, 2026 19:34
    https://s.kakaku.com/item/K0001711304/
    The RTX 5060 is ¥63,000 though.
    70AnonymousAug 26, 2026 19:37
    Re: #63
    The 8GB version doesn't have much demand, that's why it's cheap.
    84AnonymousAug 26, 2026 20:40
    [Switching Hub] Persona 6 physical edition confirmed PS5-exclusive
    https://krsw.5ch.io/test/read.cgi/ghard/1787702355/

    There's a genuinely pure-bred PlayStation zealot loose in that thread
    Claiming the PS6 will be backward-compatible with old discs, apparently.
    85AnonymousAug 26, 2026 20:43
    Re: #84
    That's just the usual crowd from the "Sokuho" (breaking news) board.
    86AnonymousAug 26, 2026 20:44
    Re: #85
    Scary how being quarantined in a place like that for years turns you into this.
    88AnonymousAug 26, 2026 20:51
    Re: #85
    When you see firsthand that the "Sokuho" board really is a parallel universe detached from reality, it goes past shock straight into fear.
    87AnonymousAug 26, 2026 20:44
    Wait, doesn't the ¥55,000 model actually have less storage?
    97AnonymousAug 26, 2026 21:54
    Re: #87
    Pretty sure it was something like 800GB.

    Background and Key Points

    The PS5’s storage math checks out but rarely gets explained in English-language coverage: the console ships with an 825GB (or 1TB on the newer “slim” revision) SSD, but Sony reserves a chunk for the system, firmware, and — critically — over-provisioning, the standard SSD-controller practice of setting aside raw NAND for wear-leveling and error correction. That leaves roughly 667GB actually usable for games and saves. This isn’t a Sony-specific scam; every SSD maker under-reports usable capacity relative to raw NAND for the same reason, though as posters noted, competitors typically label the drive by its post-overprovisioning figure rather than the larger raw number, which is part of why Sony’s 825GB/667GB gap feels more jarring by comparison.

    The thread’s real fault line wasn’t whether the ¥55,000 price is good value — almost everyone agreed a PC build with comparable GPU, CPU, SSD, and controller costs more piecemeal — but whether advertising “825GB” is honest when only 667GB (or by one poster’s more technical breakdown, 667GiB) is usable. That escalated into a tangent about whether PS5 performance genuinely rivals an RTX 3060, a claim posters challenged for lacking any cited benchmark, which nobody in the thread actually produced.

    What’s likely to confuse outside readers: this is not new information. The 825GB-vs-667GB usable-capacity gap has been public since the PS5’s 2020 launch and is documented in Sony’s own specs; it resurfaces periodically on 5ch whenever a “PS5 is a steal” post goes viral, less because anyone discovered something new than because console-vs-PC price comparisons reliably bait the board’s recurring platform-loyalty arguments, visible here in the tangents about a banned-poster’s anti-physical-media crusade and the “Sokuho” board’s reputation for detached-from-reality PlayStation zealotry.

    ※This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Hardware/Industry, “Geha”) thread “An expert says: “The PS5 is 1TB of storage for ¥55,000”.”

  • Giants’ Kai Takuya gets his first hit of the season — and it’s a home run! 5ch thread erupts

    In the 5ch live-thread for the Giants vs. Yakult game, Giants catcher Kai Takuya’s first hit of the season became the talk of the board — because it went straight out of the park. Known for his powerful throwing arm, dubbed the “Kai Cannon,” his blast had some fans ranking it alongside Sakamoto Hayato’s walk-off three-run homer and Maru Yoshihiro’s pinch-hit grand slam as one of the “miracles of the season” — while others jabbed, “the third one’s pretty weak sauce.”

    1AnonymousAug 26, 2026 21:13
    Previous thread
    Giants Acting Manager Thread 114
    3AnonymousAug 26, 2026 21:13
    Jingu Stadium
    Starting Lineups
    【Giants】  【Yakult】
    4 Urata    6 Nagaoka
    8 Sasaki   5 Akahane
    7 Matsumoto  7 Santana
    5 Dalbec   3 Yamada
    3 Masuda (Riku)  9 Masuda
    9 Hirayama  2 Suzuki (Kanau)
    6 Izumiguchi  4 Uchiyama
    2 Kai    1 Yamano
    1 Inoue   8 Montero
    4AnonymousAug 26, 2026 21:17
    Re: #1
    Thanks for the new thread
    This right here is the must-win battle
    8AnonymousAug 26, 2026 21:19
    Kai just got his first hit of the season, let's gooooo!!!
    11AnonymousAug 26, 2026 21:19
    The Kai Cannon is soooooo stroooooong!!!
    16AnonymousAug 26, 2026 21:19
    You guys, count me in too — full dogeza (bowing apology) ahhhh tatatatatata
    17AnonymousAug 26, 2026 21:19
    He really does have some pop, huh
    If he can hit like that, Kai's fine by me
    24AnonymousAug 26, 2026 21:20
    Hashi-God's managing is on point!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    25AnonymousAug 26, 2026 21:20
    The signs I kept calling finally paid off
    26AnonymousAug 26, 2026 21:20
    The Kai Cannon has arrived lol
    27AnonymousAug 26, 2026 21:20
    We've got this in the bag
    Gonna go run to Mummy Mart (local supermarket chain)
    34AnonymousAug 26, 2026 21:20
    You guys owe Kai an apology
    Sorry, Kai
    37AnonymousAug 26, 2026 21:20
    Sounds like he heard the 'hit a homer' sign
    46AnonymousAug 26, 2026 21:20
    No runners on base, so pinch-hitter Nakayama just swings away
    48AnonymousAug 26, 2026 21:20
    Is Kai growing his hair out again? People are gonna start calling him Kinpachi-sensei (the shaggy-haired teacher from the old TV drama)
    49AnonymousAug 26, 2026 21:20
    Oh no! Now Hashigami's gonna get the wrong idea and keep using Kai
    57AnonymousAug 26, 2026 21:21
    Re: #49
    Just platoon them, that's fine
    Oshiro gets tired fast
    Still better than using Kishida
    50AnonymousAug 26, 2026 21:20
    Didn't need Yamase at all
    Kai's a catcher who can win games — worth every bit of that ¥500 million
    53AnonymousAug 26, 2026 21:20
    I believed in him

    985 Name: Anonymous Wanted… [] Posted: 2026/08/26 (Wed) 21:16:18.57 0
    Come on Kai, one more!
    58AnonymousAug 26, 2026 21:21
    No doubt about it, Kai's better than using Kobayashi
    60AnonymousAug 26, 2026 21:21
    Kai's the one who shut down that bases-loaded, one-out jam
    64AnonymousAug 26, 2026 21:22
    Kishida's unusable right now so they've got no choice but to use Kai
    Kobayashi and Yamase starting would be out of the question
    66AnonymousAug 26, 2026 21:22
    I heard they're using Kai to give Oshiro a rest
    69AnonymousAug 26, 2026 21:23
    Why does Kai always look like he's struggling so much
    74AnonymousAug 26, 2026 21:23
    Kobayashi really is photogenic
    75AnonymousAug 26, 2026 21:23
    We're in the thick of a pennant race and what's the captain even doing!
    83AnonymousAug 26, 2026 21:24
    Well, if you're gonna score this inning it's gotta be a home run — and of all people, Kai
    This is a championship-caliber team right here
    84AnonymousAug 26, 2026 21:24
    Nakayama's been on a roll lately
    If only it weren't for the WBC
    85AnonymousAug 26, 2026 21:24
    Miracles of this season:
    Sakamoto's walk-off three-run homer
    Maru's lifetime-honorary pinch-hit go-ahead grand slam
    Kai's first hit of the year being a home run ← NEW
    86AnonymousAug 26, 2026 21:24
    Re: #85
    The third one's pretty weak sauce
    92AnonymousAug 26, 2026 21:26
    Lotte's quietly coming back from 0-5 too lol
    95AnonymousAug 26, 2026 21:26
    Sasaki comes through with a timely hit!!!
    96AnonymousAug 26, 2026 21:26
    Riiiight fieeeeld, ohhh and ohh and ohhh
    The 'Monkey' is unreal!!! (fielder's nickname)
    97AnonymousAug 26, 2026 21:26
    George is soooo strong!!!
    120AnonymousAug 26, 2026 21:27
    Urata .288
    Sasaki .277
    Matsumoto .277

    Too good
    124AnonymousAug 26, 2026 21:28
    Re: #120
    Unagi (Eel), please come back to us!
    131AnonymousAug 26, 2026 21:28
    Re: #120
    Thanks, former legendary manager Abe!
    135AnonymousAug 26, 2026 21:28
    Go look at rookie-year Sasaki's batting stance, dude looked like he'd never get a hit
    He's grown so much
    137AnonymousAug 26, 2026 21:29
    Re: #135
    Seung-yeop's the man

    Background and Key Points

    Giants catcher Kai Takuya carries the nickname “Kai Cannon” for his throwing arm behind the plate, not his bat — he’s a defense-first backstop signed as a free agent for a reported ¥500 million, which is why one poster calls the homer “worth every bit of that ¥500 million.” Yomiuri Giants and Tokyo Yakult Swallows are two of Japan’s oldest NPB franchises and perennial rivals; the game in question was at Jingu Stadium, Yakult’s home park in Tokyo, during a tight pennant race in late August. “Hashi-God” refers to acting manager Hashigami, and the running joke about “signs” (calling for a home-run swing) reflects how heavily NPB broadcasts and 5ch fans dissect in-game strategy pitch by pitch — something casual fans outside Japan rarely see discussed in this much granular detail.

    The thread doesn’t actually split over whether Kai’s homer was impressive — everyone agrees it was a shock given his light-hitting reputation. The real friction is over what it means for his playing time: some want Hashigami to keep starting Kai over rivals Oshiro, Kobayashi, Yamase, and the currently-unusable Kishida, while others (see post 49) worry the manager will now overuse a catcher whose real value is defensive, not offensive.

    What outside readers might miss is the comparison list in post 85: ranking Kai’s first hit of the season — a solo shot with no strategic weight — alongside Sakamoto’s walk-off three-run homer and Maru’s pinch-hit grand slam is largely tongue-in-cheek self-deprecation about how offensively thin the Giants have been this year, not a serious claim about the play’s importance, which is why another poster immediately calls it “weak sauce.”

    ※This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Hello! Project board) thread “Giants Acting Manager Thread 115.”