Author: Japan Reacts Editorial

  • Giants Batter’s Wrist Swells After Suspected Hit-By-Pitch During Losing Effort — 5ch: “That’s fracture-level swelling…”

    On 5ch’s pro baseball live-commentary board, a thread following the Yomiuri Giants’ uphill battle against the Hanshin Tigers blew up. Every pitching change brought worried talk of a “retaliation beanball,” and when a Giants player took a pitch to the wrist and it swelled up badly, posters piled on with fracture speculation. Beyond the game itself, posters weighed in on the interim coaching staff standing in for the regular manager, mixed with lingering frustration at the former manager blamed for building a lineup that can’t hit — making this a thread that got more heated over strategy than over the actual score.

    1AnonymousAug 30, 2026 18:50
    Giants Acting Manager Thread #119
    28AnonymousAug 30, 2026 18:57
    My bad —
    I thought there was no thread yet so I made one…
    374AnonymousAug 30, 2026 19:41
    Re: #28
    Apparently it's a rare glitch: a thread gets created and stays live,
    but doesn't show up in the board's thread list.
    82AnonymousAug 30, 2026 19:04
    Ogasawara: "This one's for Morishita!"
    Ohshiro: "Nuwaaa!!"
    93AnonymousAug 30, 2026 19:05
    Re: #82
    Oh right, he was his senpai back in high school.
    157AnonymousAug 30, 2026 19:09
    Pretty sure retaliation is actually coming.
    160AnonymousAug 30, 2026 19:09
    Re: #157
    No problem, it's just farm-team (2-gun) batters up there.
    167AnonymousAug 30, 2026 19:10
    Re: #157
    Honestly, go ahead and hit them — they can't get on base otherwise.
    It's nothing but scrubs, nobody worth worrying about getting plunked.
    235AnonymousAug 30, 2026 19:18
    Kinoshita and Kudoh aren't pitching today, right?
    Let's come back and win this.
    239AnonymousAug 30, 2026 19:19
    Re: #235
    Doris 😍 Iwasaki 😍
    318AnonymousAug 30, 2026 19:28
    His wrist is swollen like crazy
    323AnonymousAug 30, 2026 19:30
    Re: #318
    Did he get hit with a bat or something?
    340AnonymousAug 30, 2026 19:35
    Re: #318
    That's fracture-level swelling…
    341AnonymousAug 30, 2026 19:35
    Yeah, the Tigers lineup (posters use the mocking nickname "珍" for Hanshin) isn't scary without Morishita — even though we're down 3.
    343AnonymousAug 30, 2026 19:36
    Re: #341
    Then I wish we hadn't given up those 3 runs in the first place…
    342AnonymousAug 30, 2026 19:35
    So this is when he got hit?
    https://video.twimg.com/amplify_video/2094002029295550464/vid/avc1/1280×720/qMyb-K2OD_H6akNe.mp4
    344AnonymousAug 30, 2026 19:36
    Re: #342
    Wait, hit by his own teammate? Lol
    348AnonymousAug 30, 2026 19:37
    Re: #342
    Doesn't even look like it hit him though…
    380AnonymousAug 30, 2026 19:44
    Re: #342
    Watching it again, he already looks like he's in pain before this.
    368AnonymousAug 30, 2026 19:40
    Have we ever knocked Saiki out of a game before?
    376AnonymousAug 30, 2026 19:41
    Re: #368
    Last time, at Koshien (top of the 9th).
    379AnonymousAug 30, 2026 19:42
    Re: #374
    Oh, is that right…
    I made the thread — hope that was okay?
    Well, seems like it worked out fine.
    381AnonymousAug 30, 2026 19:44
    Re: #379
    Sweat the small stuff and you'll end up bald like me.
    387AnonymousAug 30, 2026 19:47
    The other 'acting manager' thread is now showing up in search.
    Way too many mysteries here, why now of all times.
    389AnonymousAug 30, 2026 19:48
    Re: #387
    Just fixed it a moment ago with the restore command.
    409AnonymousAug 30, 2026 19:59
    Re: #387
    Oh, it's true lol
    Guess that's the next thread?
    491AnonymousAug 30, 2026 20:28
    I figured Abe was losing to the Tigers ("珍") on purpose, but even Hashigami can't beat them either — so maybe we're just genuinely bad against them.
    523AnonymousAug 30, 2026 20:37
    Re: #491
    Abe's been a Tigers mole the whole time — he's spent years since his farm-team manager days building a team specifically designed to lose to them!
    531AnonymousAug 30, 2026 20:40
    Re: #491
    Hashigami's throwing the game on purpose too.
    544AnonymousAug 30, 2026 20:46
    https://n.picvr.net/2608302034033311.jpg
    https://n.picvr.net/2608302034039448.jpg
    549AnonymousAug 30, 2026 20:48
    Re: #544
    Lmaooo, 24-Hour Embezzlement TV
    559AnonymousAug 30, 2026 20:52
    None of it matters if we don't hit the ball.
    No point in machine-gunning through relievers at this stage.
    563AnonymousAug 30, 2026 20:54
    Re: #559
    Hm, did that touch a nerve?
    600AnonymousAug 30, 2026 21:02
    Re: #559
    Well, the previous manager built a team that just can't hit, so…

    Background and Key Talking Points

    In this game, the Giants found themselves on the back foot against the Hanshin Tigers, and when a Giants player took a hit-by-pitch and his wrist swelled up noticeably, worried chatter about a possible fracture spread through the thread. It’s worth noting that at this stage, any fracture diagnosis was purely speculation from posters looking at the video and photos shared in the thread — not an official statement from the team or a medical source. Also, as the thread title’s “acting manager” implies, the Giants have continued to operate without their regular manager at the helm, and posters mixed praise and criticism for the coach filling in with frustration directed at the previous manager blamed for building the team’s struggling lineup. On top of that, 5ch occasionally has a rare quirk where a thread that’s properly up and running fails to appear in the board’s thread list, and that glitch became a topic of conversation here too. More than the final score, it was the debate over strategy and player use that really got this thread going.

    ※This article is compiled as an excerpt and summary of the 5ch (Hello!Pro board) thread “Giants Acting Manager Thread 120.”

  • Stream Hits 190,000 Concurrent Viewers, 5ch Reacts: “That’s Total Domination”

    On the night of Sunday, August 30, 2026, a thread for live-commentary on the 24-Hour TV telethon went up on 5ch’s “Nandemo Jikkyo G” (“Whatever’s On Live”) board, and it lit up with all kinds of chatter. A post claiming one stream’s concurrent viewer count had hit 190,000 drew stunned reactions of “that’s total domination,” while a photo of a meal posted in the thread sparked a mini-feud, with some doubting it was a “picture grabbed off the net” and others insisting “I ate it myself.” Elsewhere, the thread veered off in classic live-commentary fashion into anime and game character-guessing quizzes and idle chat about chilled tofu.

    34AnonymousAug 30, 2026 20:41
    Guess we hit our finale before they did
    46AnonymousAug 30, 2026 20:41
    Re: #34
    Looks like Furina to me
    52AnonymousAug 30, 2026 20:42
    Re: #46
    Is this from Blue Archive?
    57AnonymousAug 30, 2026 20:42
    Re: #46
    WHOAAAAAAAAAAAA😍
    80AnonymousAug 30, 2026 20:43
    Meat tastes so good while watching Puyo Puyo Tetris! 😋
    86AnonymousAug 30, 2026 20:43
    Re: #80
    Eating alone?
    92AnonymousAug 30, 2026 20:43
    Re: #80
    lol that's a picture grabbed off the net
    110AnonymousAug 30, 2026 20:44
    Re: #80
    Korean food again
    116AnonymousAug 30, 2026 20:44
    190,000 Tousuko fans (a fanbase nickname) are watching😱
    150AnonymousAug 30, 2026 20:45
    Re: #116
    If that many people showed up, 🏡 could finish the marathon in no time😅
    142AnonymousAug 30, 2026 20:45
    Re: #110
    Man, all you ever do is complain
    And yet you never actually do anything yourself
    171AnonymousAug 30, 2026 20:46
    Re: #142
    Here, this is my dinner lol
    188AnonymousAug 30, 2026 20:47
    Re: #171
    So he does have a body after all
    191AnonymousAug 30, 2026 20:47
    Re: #171
    lol he's eating poop
    193AnonymousAug 30, 2026 20:47
    A punch too fast to see

     😅   SHWABABABABA!
     (へ
     く
    202AnonymousAug 30, 2026 20:47
    Re: #193
    Now THIS I can see
    431AnonymousAug 30, 2026 20:56
    456AnonymousAug 30, 2026 20:57
    Re: #431
    Why is he pooping?
    459AnonymousAug 30, 2026 20:58
    Re: #431
    That poop is way too big😲
    594AnonymousAug 30, 2026 21:06
    602AnonymousAug 30, 2026 21:06
    Re: #594
    The one in the middle is way too creepy
    Only the face looks realistic
    609AnonymousAug 30, 2026 21:07
    Re: #594
    Nagi-chan😭
    825AnonymousAug 30, 2026 21:17
    Was it you who crashed the marathon?
    https://n.picvr.net/2608302034033311.jpg
    https://n.picvr.net/2608302034039448.jpg
    831AnonymousAug 30, 2026 21:17
    Re: #825
    Just wrap yourself in tin foil already😅
    847AnonymousAug 30, 2026 21:18
    Re: #825
    This is definitely Tetsuya Takeda
    909AnonymousAug 30, 2026 21:20
    Re: #825
    lol the whole studio just froze solid
    853AnonymousAug 30, 2026 21:18
    Vetokera🪳 Akio
    864AnonymousAug 30, 2026 21:18
    Re: #853
    LMAOOOOOOOO wwwwwwwww
    871AnonymousAug 30, 2026 21:18
    Re: #853
    "Vetokera" is hilarious lol
    877AnonymousAug 30, 2026 21:19
    Re: #853
    What's even funny about this?
    887AnonymousAug 30, 2026 21:19
    WE JUST PASSED 217,000AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!
    895AnonymousAug 30, 2026 21:20
    Re: #887
    Here comes excuse time for the Nijisanji fanboys (derogatory "rainbow pigs" nickname)~♪
    917AnonymousAug 30, 2026 21:20
    Re: #887
    Nijisanji Koshien flopped, and Holodori was a smash hit too…

    Seriously, when is Hololive finally gonna be washed up already😡
    933AnonymousAug 30, 2026 21:21
    Re: #887
    PIKKORYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    Background and Key Points Behind This Topic

    “Nandemo Jikkyo G” (“Whatever’s On Live”) is one of 5ch’s dedicated live-commentary boards, where users post real-time reactions while watching TV programs or livestreams, and this particular day drew a flood of posts timed to the 24-Hour TV broadcast. A hallmark of these live-commentary threads is that the conversation drifts away from the program itself, with side topics running in parallel — viewer-count chatter, images from unrelated streams or works, and so on. True to form, this thread saw simultaneous character-guessing quizzes for completely unrelated content like Furina, Blue Archive, and Shigure Ui. It’s worth noting that the “190,000 viewers” figure was simply a number one poster typed in, not an official count released by any broadcaster or platform. Meanwhile, the meal photo sparked back-and-forth between a poster insisting “I ate it myself” and skeptics claiming it was “a picture grabbed off the internet,” though nothing in the thread could objectively settle which side was right.

    *This article is compiled from excerpts and a summary of the 5ch (Nandemo Jikkyo G) thread “🏡B・U・S・A・I・K・U H・A・M・A・D・A😅.”

  • Man in Fukuoka’s Nishi Ward Asks Passerby “Could You Show Me Your Panties?” — 5ch: “That’s Begging, Not Coercion”

    In the early hours of August 30, an incident occurred near the Shimoyamato public housing complex in Fukuoka City’s Nishi Ward, in which a man believed to be in his 50s approached a woman passing by and asked, “Could you show me your panties?” According to information released by the Fukuoka Prefectural Police, the location was a street in a residential area near Shimoyamato Station and several elementary and junior high schools. There have been no follow-up reports of an arrest — the release was strictly a crime-prevention advisory. On 5ch, discussion centered on whether the remark could actually be a legal problem, with some arguing “it’s a request, not coercion, so it wouldn’t count,” while others countered with the legal interpretation that “regardless of whether the other person consents, it qualifies as obscene conduct under the Nuisance Prevention Ordinance.” The thread also lit up over trivia about how “pantsu” (パンツ) originally referred to trousers.

    According to the Fukuoka Prefectural Police, at around 12:44 AM on August 30, an incident of obscene solicitation targeting a woman occurred on a street near the Shimoyamato public housing complex in Fukuoka City’s Nishi Ward. (Description of the perpetrator: male, approximately in his 50s, wearing grayish clothing)

    ■ Details of the incident: He said something obscene to a woman passing by. · “Could you show me your panties?”

    ■ Facilities near the scene: Shimoyamato Station [JR], Fukuoka Municipal Shimoyamato Elementary School, Fukuoka Municipal Seiryo Elementary School, Fukuoka Municipal Shimoyamato Junior High School, Fukuoka Municipal Seiryo Junior High School

    Source: news.jp / Original article here

    10AnonymousAug 30, 2026 17:02
    Could you show me your pants?
    56AnonymousAug 30, 2026 17:12
    Did the Night Patrol Sisters make a comeback in Fukuoka?! (a cheeky nod to "Yomawari Sensei," Japan's famous late-night street-patrol counselor)

    Re: #10
    Isn't it "underwear," not "pants"?
    626AnonymousAug 30, 2026 20:35
    Re: #10
    Which would be more fitting here, "could" or "would"?
    15AnonymousAug 30, 2026 17:03
    I don't get it.
    If you secretly film someone you get busted for voyeurism, but now you get busted even after asking permission first?
    So what am I even supposed to do
    454AnonymousAug 30, 2026 19:22
    Re: #15
    > The issue here isn't just that it's a rude remark — it's that it's "a solicitation clearly meant to cause sexual shame or discomfort."
    Police classify "remarks that make someone feel sexually humiliated" as "obscene conduct," treating this kind of solicitation as a "threat offense" that could escalate into an actual sex crime.
    It's not just about whether it's technically illegal — whether it "undermines the other person's dignity and sense of safety" matters too.

    1. It violates the other person's sexual privacy and personhood

    Demanding someone "show their underwear" treats their body and underwear as a sexual object.

    Making that kind of demand without the other person's consent can, on its own, cause serious discomfort and shame.

    2. It's a sexual demand made in public, disregarding the other person's will

    The street is a public space used by countless strangers.
    Even if "it was just a joke" or "nothing was actually shown," that doesn't erase the problem of making a sexual demand of someone.
    582AnonymousAug 30, 2026 20:16
    Re: #15
    In the Reiwa era, the standard is whether the victim feels comfortable or not — you'd better update your worldview already.
    If you don't want to get shut out by society, the only option is to build up the imagination to consider how the other person feels.
    Honestly, imagination might be the single most important skill for functioning as an adult.
    Most people who never get ahead in their careers are the ones lacking imagination.
    27AnonymousAug 30, 2026 17:06
    But "pants" originally meant trousers, so there's nothing obscene about it.
    32AnonymousAug 30, 2026 17:07
    Re: #27
    Then what do you call underwear?
    649AnonymousAug 30, 2026 20:51
    Re: #27
    Kind of like how "bike" means bicycle in English?
    58AnonymousAug 30, 2026 17:13
    The word "panty" fell out of use and became "shorts"…
    67AnonymousAug 30, 2026 17:15
    Re: #58
    Whoo, wears… sho-sho (playful baby-talk stutter riffing on "shorts")
    107AnonymousAug 30, 2026 17:23
    Re: #58
    It's still alive and well in my heart.
    73AnonymousAug 30, 2026 17:16
    Is this really not okay? He's not forcing her, he's begging.
    81AnonymousAug 30, 2026 17:16
    Re: #73
    It's a violation of the Nuisance Prevention Ordinance —
    counts as obscene conduct.
    231AnonymousAug 30, 2026 17:55
    Re: #73
    Whether it's coercion or begging doesn't matter lol
    483AnonymousAug 30, 2026 19:36
    I wonder if anyone would actually show him, though
    If someone did show him without any fuss, he'd probably just demand more
    500AnonymousAug 30, 2026 19:43
    Re: #483
    You're pretty naive.
    Some girls actually like showing off, and plenty genuinely enjoy that kind of thing.
    Most of them just crave attention, and some get a thrill out of being looked at with sexual interest by the opposite sex.
    Women have sex drives too, you know
    otherwise humanity would've died out ages ago.
    528AnonymousAug 30, 2026 19:56
    Re: #483
    Like you said, there's a real risk it would escalate, so even an exhibitionist probably wouldn't show him.
    501AnonymousAug 30, 2026 19:44
    Real talk, the scariest part is that this guy actually thought a line like that would get someone to show him lol
    506AnonymousAug 30, 2026 19:45
    Re: #501
    Nah,
    guys like this get off just from saying stuff like this straight to a woman's face in the first place,
    and they get off on watching her reaction to it too.
    591AnonymousAug 30, 2026 20:20
    Sexual acts require consent.
    But if even asking for consent is off-limits, what are you supposed to do?

    Background and Key Points of This Story

    This kind of “suspicious person alert” is a system in which prefectural police issue advance notices — giving the date, location, and description — for crime-prevention purposes, without waiting for an arrest or a formal case; Fukuoka Prefectural Police follows the same practice. This time, the remark itself — “show me your panties” — became the focal point, but legally speaking this doesn’t fall under the Penal Code’s provisions on sexual voyeurism/photography; the real question is whether it meets the definition of “obscene conduct” under the prefecture’s Nuisance Prevention Ordinance. On the thread, some pointed to the intent behind the ordinance — regulating, ahead of time, acts that cause sexual shame against a person’s will, treating them as acts that could escalate into more serious sex crimes. Opinions on the thread split between “it’s just a request, not coercion, so there’s no issue” and “an ordinance violation applies regardless of consent or how it’s phrased.” There was also a tangent about how “pantsu” originally meant trousers — a bit of trivia easy to miss from the article alone, since its now-common meaning of “underwear” is actually a relatively recent usage. Worth noting too: this is only a warning-stage advisory, with no report of an arrest.

    *This article is compiled as an excerpt and summary from the 5ch (News Flash+) thread ““Could You Show Me Your Panties? 🙏” — Obscene Solicitation of a Passerby, Fukuoka.”

  • Kei Nishikori Eliminated in Qualifying Final — Curtain Falls on His Grand Slam Career, 5ch: ‘A Legend’

    On August 28, Kei Nishikori lost to Rei Sakamoto in the US Open qualifying final, bringing an end to his run at Grand Slam tournaments. Nishikori built a résumé that included becoming the first Japanese man to reach a Grand Slam final, at the 2014 US Open, and came within a whisker of winning a major — but this time he couldn’t clear the last hurdle of qualifying just to reach the main draw. On 5ch’s Geinou/Sports Express+ thread, some hailed him as “a legend on the level of Otani or Hachimura,” while a broader discussion unfolded around why tennis results rarely make domestic news in Japan, and how that ties into soft tennis’s dominance in school club activities.

    Sports Hochi

    August 29, 2026, 4:49 AM

    ◆Tennis ▽Final day of US Open qualifying (28th, New York, USA)

    Source: hochi.news / Original article here

    9AnonymousAug 29, 2026 07:28
    Tennis results in Japan just never get covered domestically.
    No other sport is like this.
    10AnonymousAug 29, 2026 07:30
    Re: #9
    Hardball tennis is a minor sport in Japan — soft tennis (a Japanese variant played with a soft rubber ball, huge in schools) shares some of the blame.
    71AnonymousAug 29, 2026 07:58
    Re: #9
    Back in the corporate-team Japan League era it apparently got decent coverage.
    The common view is that the league actually held players back from going overseas.
    Shuzo (Matsuoka) was the one who broke that mold and went abroad.

    The Japan League still exists today, though.
    196AnonymousAug 29, 2026 09:30
    Re: #9
    Feels like you're only considered a "real" player once you shine at a Slam.
    At this rate it'll stay a minor sport forever.
    12AnonymousAug 29, 2026 07:32
    He's getting trashed on the sports board, but honestly he's an Otani/Hachimura-level legend — we might never see another Japanese tennis player like him again.
    19AnonymousAug 29, 2026 07:38
    Re: #12
    That's not really true — it's just that the most athletically gifted people don't go into tennis in the first place.
    74AnonymousAug 29, 2026 08:00
    Re: #12
    If anything, Hachimura gets way too little coverage in Japan.
    Is it because he's half-Japanese?
    16AnonymousAug 29, 2026 07:36
    Re: #13
    So who else is there at Nishikori's level then?
    Pretty much only Jiro Sato from the early days.
    38AnonymousAug 29, 2026 07:45
    Re: #16
    You mean the guy behind the famous line "this shot is one of a kind"?
    17AnonymousAug 29, 2026 07:37
    I heard he was going to play doubles with Naomi Osaka — did that match already happen?
    29AnonymousAug 29, 2026 07:41
    Re: #17
    He was entered for mixed doubles beforehand but ended up not playing.
    24AnonymousAug 29, 2026 07:40
    If you want to become a top tennis player, it takes about as much parental money as figure skating.
    37AnonymousAug 29, 2026 07:45
    Re: #24
    Makes you wonder how players ranked outside the top 100 even make a living.
    28AnonymousAug 29, 2026 07:41
    Re: #19
    That's just armchair theorizing.
    Nobody like that has actually shown up, so it doesn't mean anything.
    39AnonymousAug 29, 2026 07:45
    Re: #28
    "We might never see another one" — that's the armchair theory right there.
    Tennis just doesn't pay well. It's nothing like Otani or Hachimura, who are the elite of the elite.
    99AnonymousAug 29, 2026 08:26
    So no Grand Slam title in the end.
    If only he'd beaten Wawrinka that time.
    103AnonymousAug 29, 2026 08:30
    Re: #99
    Nishikori just had bad luck — he came up during the era when the greatest four players in history ruled the sport.
    And now the tennis kings are retiring right along with him.
    107AnonymousAug 29, 2026 08:32
    Re: #103
    Nishikori probably couldn't have handled guys like Becker, Lendl, or Edberg either.
    111AnonymousAug 29, 2026 08:34
    Re: #103
    If anything, making the US Open final was pure luck —
    he just didn't have the nerve to close it out.
    117AnonymousAug 29, 2026 08:37
    Italian soccer has gotten weaker lately, so fans have been shifting over to tennis.
    The current world No. 1 is Italy's Sinner,
    and Italy has three players in the top 20.
    120AnonymousAug 29, 2026 08:39
    Re: #117
    Uh, who's that…?
    129AnonymousAug 29, 2026 08:43
    Re: #117
    Italy's strong in F1 too — they're doing well in everything except soccer.
    130AnonymousAug 29, 2026 08:43
    Re: #117
    In F1, 20-year-old Antonelli is leading and looking like a near-lock for this season's title.
    In Italy, Sinner and Antonelli are far more popular than the Serie A soccer players.
    126AnonymousAug 29, 2026 08:41
    Well done, Nishikori.
    Looking back, it's such a shame he couldn't win the 2014 Madrid Masters or that US Open final.
    Especially Madrid —
    he was completely dominating Nadal, then had to retire with a back injury.
    Well, I guess that's part of what made him great too.
    135AnonymousAug 29, 2026 08:46
    Re: #126
    Who'd have thought he'd dominate a prime Nadal — the guy who made even Federer look like a kid on clay.
    Looking back, if only he'd grabbed even one Grand Slam title.
    163AnonymousAug 29, 2026 09:03
    Re: #126
    That was the biggest "so close" moment of Nishikori's career.
    But Nadal was retrieving everything so relentlessly that Nishikori had to push himself to the point of injury — so honestly, that result wasn't bad luck, it was just how it was always going to go.
    140AnonymousAug 29, 2026 08:50
    Shuzo Matsuoka goes over well overseas too —
    those looks work in his favor.
    145AnonymousAug 29, 2026 08:53
    Re: #140
    In Italy he's known as the "swimming uncle" (a nickname from a viral clip of his over-the-top enthusiasm).
    153AnonymousAug 29, 2026 08:55
    Re: #140
    Shuzo's interview with Sakamoto nearly turned into an on-air disaster.
    162AnonymousAug 29, 2026 09:03
    If Japan didn't have soft tennis, there'd probably be several more players putting up Nishikori-level results.
    Among students, soft tennis has way more participants — public schools are almost all soft tennis.
    By high school, even public schools start having more hardball tennis clubs, but switching over from soft tennis is basically like switching to a whole different sport — the racket, the ball, and even how you grip the racket are all different.
    182AnonymousAug 29, 2026 09:18
    Re: #162
    It's rare to find a sport as purely "school-club-only" as soft tennis.
    171AnonymousAug 29, 2026 09:09
    I hear this "soft tennis is the problem" argument a lot,
    but honestly it's not that relevant.
    176AnonymousAug 29, 2026 09:15
    Re: #171-172
    Kids whose families can only afford public-school-club-level soft tennis were never going to make it anyway.
    Kids aiming to be top players are already being sent off to study at IMG Academy at that same age.
    195AnonymousAug 29, 2026 09:29
    Re: #171
    You'd need athletic ability good enough to say "it's not that relevant"
    in the first place to make it big, though —
    both in technique and mindset.
    Starting out
    after picking up soft tennis habits
    is still tough, I'd think.
    193AnonymousAug 29, 2026 09:28
    He made the ATP Finals about four times, right?
    That group photo in suits was so cool.

    Background and Key Points of This Story

    The US Open qualifying rounds decide who earns a spot in the main draw — lose the final round, and you’re out. Kei Nishikori, who once climbed as high as world No. 4 and became the first Japanese man to reach a Grand Slam final at the 2014 US Open, had to enter this year’s tournament through qualifying, and his loss in that qualifying final reflects both his fall in the rankings and the twilight of his career. On the thread, the view that he’s “an Otani/Hachimura-level legend” clashed with the counterargument that “tennis just doesn’t attract the most athletically gifted talent in the first place, so it’s not a fair comparison.” Others pointed to soft tennis’s dominance in school club activities as a structural reason why hardball tennis results rarely make news in Japan, broadening the discussion into the sport’s underlying popularization issues.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Geinou/Sports Express+) thread “[Tennis] Kei Nishikori: “The last candle has been snuffed out” — curtain falls on his final Grand Slam as he’s eliminated by Rei Sakamoto in the US Open qualifying final.”

  • Could a Kendo Club Member with a Wooden Sword Beat a Heavyweight Boxer? 5ch Erupts in Debate

    A thread has caught fire on 5ch after a post claiming, “If a kendo club member picked up a wooden sword, he could even beat a heavyweight pro boxer.” One camp argued the kendo fighter has the edge if he can endure long enough to close the distance, using the wooden sword’s reach and lethality as his weapon; the other countered that a heavyweight boxer’s punch would end things long before that. Commenters cited the legend of Miyamoto Musashi and Sasaki Kojiro’s duel at Ganryu Island, as well as Tenshin Nasukawa’s swift KO loss to Floyd Mayweather, as the debate split over which matters more in a fight: “distance control” or “the weight of a single blow.”

    1AnonymousAug 30, 2026 08:58
    Sounds like a walk in the park, apparently
    52AnonymousAug 30, 2026 09:36


    53AnonymousAug 30, 2026 09:37
    One solid thrust from a wooden sword and it's over.
    Even a bamboo shinai is dangerous enough that thrusting attacks are banned for anyone below high school age.
    55AnonymousAug 30, 2026 09:38
    Re: #53
    So high schoolers are just fine dying from a thrust, huh
    260AnonymousAug 30, 2026 12:36
    Re: #53
    And if it misses, he eats a Mike Tyson straight, gets sent flying several meters, and it's game over with a fractured skull
    58AnonymousAug 30, 2026 09:41
    You guys are seriously underestimating the wooden sword (bokuto).
    Kendo club uses a bamboo shinai, remember.
    A shinai won't kill you, but a solid wooden sword definitely can.
    When Miyamoto Musashi faced Sasaki Kojiro at Ganryu Island, Kojiro used a real blade, but Musashi still killed him with a wooden sword.
    62AnonymousAug 30, 2026 09:44
    Re: #58
    Is that historical account even accurate?
    403AnonymousAug 30, 2026 13:57
    Re: #58
    Then again, one theory about Ganryu Island says Kojiro was already an old man by then, and Musashi actually brought disciples along to gang up and beat him down
    71AnonymousAug 30, 2026 09:53
    https://stat.ameba.jp/user_images/20230218/08/stanbox7/67/2e/j/o3000168815244562838.jpg
    85AnonymousAug 30, 2026 09:59
    If a baseball player beans you with a hardball from 10 meters out, nobody's getting back up.
    Wherever it hits, "ouch" doesn't even begin to cover it.
    A baseball player who can nail you at over 100 km/h with real accuracy might honestly be the strongest of all.
    91AnonymousAug 30, 2026 10:01
    Re: #85
    By that logic, Shintaro Fujinami, who throws 160 km/h fastballs, would be the strongest guy alive
    96AnonymousAug 30, 2026 10:03
    Re: #91
    He can't hit left-handed batters though (a running joke about Fujinami's notoriously wild control)
    99AnonymousAug 30, 2026 10:04
    Re: #91
    Throwing rocks is a legitimate foot-soldier tactic
    101AnonymousAug 30, 2026 10:05
    No but seriously, a guy with a wooden sword is helpless unless he's within striking range.
    A baseball player with a ball can keep firing away, whether it's 5 meters or 10.
    In a real fight with balls or rocks flying, a baseball player used to that kind of thing is basically unbeatable.
    Even a 2-meter-tall wrestler would go down.
    107AnonymousAug 30, 2026 10:12
    Re: #101
    In Shin Hissatsu Shiokinin (a Japanese period drama), Fumio Fujimura hit it right back
    111AnonymousAug 30, 2026 10:19
    Re: #101
    Let's say a baseball player and a kendo fighter face off in a duel 20 meters apart.
    The kendo fighter holds the wooden sword vertically in front of his body for defense and charges straight in.
    Even someone slow can cover 20 meters and close the distance in 5-6 seconds.
    Can the baseball player really get off 5 pitches in that time?
    And this is a guy who already struggles to hit the target in a strikeout contest — how's he supposed to land a fatal shot on someone charging at him with his vitals covered?
    The instant the kendo fighter closes the gap, it's one strike to the skull and the baseball player's dead.
    136AnonymousAug 30, 2026 10:36
    The reach is completely different, so if the opponent steps in, just use footwork and the sword tip to counter into the face, throat, or solar plexus.
    Being able to answer while backing away is the biggest advantage.
    If he's slowly closing in, just keep landing fast thrusts to the face and it's a landslide win.
    147AnonymousAug 30, 2026 10:43
    Re: #136
    I don't know how good you think you are, but do you seriously believe kendo footwork can match a pro boxer's?
    163AnonymousAug 30, 2026 10:51
    Re: #147
    It's the other way around — kendo footwork is insanely fast
    470AnonymousAug 30, 2026 14:18
    Re: #147
    Boxer footwork that gets stomped flat in one step by a well-built athlete
    193AnonymousAug 30, 2026 11:45
    Breaking the wooden sword, easily closing the distance, catching a live blade bare-handed like it's nothing — do you seriously think any of that is easy? (lol)
    196AnonymousAug 30, 2026 11:47
    Re: #193
    What if he charges in accepting he'll eat one hit?
    If you can't knock him out cold with that single blow, you lose
    200AnonymousAug 30, 2026 11:50
    Re: #196
    Might work against a weak kendo club member
    655AnonymousAug 30, 2026 16:12
    Re: #196
    You can land combo strikes while backing away, you know
    201AnonymousAug 30, 2026 11:51
    Heavyweights are basically wearing armor made of muscle.
    If you can't take him out in one hit, you'll be the one knocked out in seconds
    205AnonymousAug 30, 2026 11:52
    Re: #201
    No matter how much muscle you pack on, pain is pain — you can't just tough that out
    275AnonymousAug 30, 2026 12:43
    Tenshin Nasukawa, who was unbeatable against Japanese opponents, still got knocked out cold after taking just a few light shots from Mayweather, a boxer fighting up a weight class.
    And that's a Mayweather who'd already retired and mostly fought around welterweight (lol).
    If a kendo club kid took a punch from an active heavyweight boxer, he'd go flying, wooden sword and all.
    https://www.nikkansports.com/battle/news/img/202206140000241-w1300_0.jpg
    304AnonymousAug 30, 2026 12:57
    A boxer with no protective gear who's only good for throwing punches probably can't pull it off

    346AnonymousAug 30, 2026 13:33
    Apparently there were tons of guys out there picking fights even with prime Mike Tyson, telling him "I'm tougher than you."
    Makes you wonder if boxers just have a reputation for being bad at real fighting?
    352AnonymousAug 30, 2026 13:35
    Re: #346
    Apparently when the actor Kaneko made his combat-sports debut, he specifically requested a boxer-type opponent
    354AnonymousAug 30, 2026 13:35
    Re: #346
    Cocky little guys who think they're invincible seem to exist in every country
    356AnonymousAug 30, 2026 13:37
    Re: #346
    In America, soldiers are seen as the pinnacle of toughness
    367AnonymousAug 30, 2026 13:44
    You really think a student kendo club member could stand up to this guy? (lol)
    I doubt he could even keep his cool the first time this thing comes charging at him up close.
    This is closer to fighting a wild animal than a human.
    368AnonymousAug 30, 2026 13:45
    Re: #367
    He's not tough enough to shatter the tip of a wooden sword charging straight at him
    430AnonymousAug 30, 2026 14:05
    The reason gangs favor metal bats and iron pipes is that wooden swords aren't actually that practical in real fights.
    Anyone in this thread fantasizing about wooden swords clearly hasn't seen the real world
    435AnonymousAug 30, 2026 14:06
    Re: #430
    There's no such thing as gangs using metal bats
    440AnonymousAug 30, 2026 14:08
    Re: #430
    It's simply that there aren't wooden swords lying around, and metal is harder than wood anyway
    453AnonymousAug 30, 2026 14:13
    Re: #430
    The reason the Kanto Rengo (a real-life delinquent gang) killed people with bats as a group is this:
    if you're caught carrying a wooden sword without belonging to a kendo club, you could be charged with a firearms-and-swords violation, and the sentence is harsher.
    With a bat, you can claim you were just about to play some casual baseball.
    Plus, attacking as a group makes it unclear who actually landed the killing blow.
    472AnonymousAug 30, 2026 14:19
    At the very least, boxing skills alone make it tough to beat a kendo fighter
    479AnonymousAug 30, 2026 14:21
    Re: #472
    If he starts grabbing and clinching, he's got a shot, but
    that's not boxing anymore.
    Once you fight outside boxing rules, you're not a boxer anymore, just a big guy
    483AnonymousAug 30, 2026 14:23
    Re: #479
    What kind of twisted logic is that (lol)
    491AnonymousAug 30, 2026 14:24
    Re: #479
    In an actual boxing match, the opponent is doing boxing too, you know

    Background and key points of this debate

    This kind of “who would win in a mixed-discipline fight” thread is a 5ch staple, and here the difference between a solid wooden sword (bokuto) and a bamboo shinai became the starting point. Indeed, thrusting attacks with a shinai are considered dangerous enough to be banned for anyone below high school age, and a wooden sword is said to be even more lethal — while the boxer’s lifeline is how many punches he can land in the few seconds it takes his opponent to close the distance. The Nasukawa-Mayweather bout cited in the thread was a 2018 exhibition match rather than an official title fight, which is worth noting. Likewise, the Ganryu Island legend of Miyamoto Musashi killing Sasaki Kojiro with a wooden sword has competing historical accounts — including a theory that Musashi ambushed Kojiro with the help of his disciples — and isn’t settled fact. The thread also brings up a real group, the Kanto Rengo, and their choice of weapons, but this is general commentary drawing on past incidents rather than a reference to any specific act or victim. Overall, opinions remain split across three axes — “distance,” “reaction speed,” and “the weight of a single blow” — with no resolution in sight.

    ※This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Harupuro board) thread “Kendo Club Member: “If I Had a Wooden Sword, I Could Beat Even a Heavyweight Pro Boxer”.”

  • Mari Hoshino Passes 57km Mark in 24-Hour TV Marathon — Her ‘1 Minute Run, 1 Minute Walk’ Pace Becomes a Talking Point

    In the charity marathon for Nippon TV’s “24-Hour Television 49,” actress Mari Hoshino started at 8:53 p.m. on August 29 and had covered 57km by just after noon on the 30th. Live coverage reported that she’s been pacing herself sustainably by running for one minute and walking for one minute. On 5ch’s Geinou/Sports Breaking News+ board, reactions poured in from every angle — comparisons to past runners’ pace and appearance fees, rumors about her fee, complaints that the distance numbers don’t add up, and comparisons to robot marathons.

    Mari Hoshino passes the 57km mark in “24-Hour Television” marathon just after noon on the 30th

    Nippon TV’s annual summer charity program “24-Hour Television 49 — Love Saves the Earth —” kicked off on the 29th at Ryogoku Kokugikan in Tokyo. Actress Mari Hoshino, serving as the charity marathon runner, passed the 57km mark just after noon on the 30th.

    Nippon TV’s live coverage reported that she has been keeping up sustainably by running for one minute and walking for one minute.

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Original article here

    5AnonymousAug 30, 2026 13:00
    Fuji TV: "If you seriously run, 100km is doable in 12 hours."
    Naoko Takahashi (Olympic marathon gold medalist): "Four and a half hours is plenty."
    19AnonymousAug 30, 2026 13:05
    Re: #5
    If it were Naoko Takahashi, that'd be a 421.95km marathon (a jab at the official 42.195km distance).
    55AnonymousAug 30, 2026 13:19
    Re: #5
    At that pace she could squeeze in some pachinko along the way lol
    57AnonymousAug 30, 2026 13:20
    Re: #5
    That'd smash the world record.
    13AnonymousAug 30, 2026 13:02
    Honestly, having robots race would be more entertaining to watch.
    296AnonymousAug 30, 2026 16:03
    Re: #13
    Plus it'd actually contribute to tech development. Way better than this staged marathon.
    301AnonymousAug 30, 2026 16:05
    Re: #296
    Japan only sent one robot to that robot track meet, and honestly it was embarrassing to watch — it couldn't even run properly. Really made me feel like Japan's tech level has fallen that far.
    315AnonymousAug 30, 2026 16:13
    Re: #301
    That's because China staked its national pride on robots built specifically to run. Japan just had one company enter on the side while focused on practical robot development.
    324AnonymousAug 30, 2026 16:18
    Re: #301
    There are various reasons like "Japan isn't behind on industrial robots," but at the end of the day, it's a fact that we're behind on humanoids…
    65AnonymousAug 30, 2026 13:24
    Try it yourself — even just walking for 2 hours straight is tough.
    80AnonymousAug 30, 2026 13:32
    Re: #65
    That's actually a normal training method marathoners use too.
    109AnonymousAug 30, 2026 13:42
    Re: #65
    If you run regularly, walking for 2 hours is so easy it's boring, so you end up running anyway. Walking is basically just a rest break.
    97AnonymousAug 30, 2026 13:37
    The world's three great Hoshinos (a riff on the classic "world's three great ~" meme format):

    Senichi Hoshino
    Mari Hoshino
    Kantaro Hoshino
    374AnonymousAug 30, 2026 16:56
    Re: #97
    Gen Hoshino
    Aki Hoshino
    608AnonymousAug 30, 2026 19:00
    Re: #97
    Sumire Hoshino (Perman No. 3, from the classic anime)
    634AnonymousAug 30, 2026 19:14
    Re: #97
    Wasn't there a racer with that name too?
    182AnonymousAug 30, 2026 14:23
    They should at least disclose the marathon runner's appearance fee.
    190AnonymousAug 30, 2026 14:27
    Re: #182
    Nippon TV should disclose its profits from 24-Hour TV too.
    194AnonymousAug 30, 2026 14:30
    Re: #182
    I heard the marathon fee itself is almost nothing, but it gets padded through later show appearances.
    205AnonymousAug 30, 2026 14:40
    Re: #182
    Not sure about now, but back when a certain Kansai comedian ran it, another Kansai comedian said on the radio that "the fee is apparently 30 million yen." Take it with a grain of salt though.
    203AnonymousAug 30, 2026 14:38
    I want to see Seko run it — have her shoe fly off and trip like at the Olympics, and hear her say "Oops, I fell again!"
    206AnonymousAug 30, 2026 14:40
    Re: #203
    That wasn't Seko.
    208AnonymousAug 30, 2026 14:42
    Re: #203
    Apparently her time even after losing the shoe and falling was still first place. Such a shame.
    222AnonymousAug 30, 2026 14:47
    Re: #203
    That was Taniguchi at the Barcelona Olympics. People with no interest in sports and only half-baked knowledge, I swear.
    428AnonymousAug 30, 2026 17:32
    Wasn't the fee 10 million yen?

    Some charity show this is lol
    440AnonymousAug 30, 2026 17:38
    Re: #428
    That figure's been floating around for ages, so it might be 20 or 30 million yen by now.
    458AnonymousAug 30, 2026 17:53
    Re: #428
    Ya*ko said "there's no such thing as a fee," but later mentioned getting an amount she'd never received before, so it's probably paid out under the guise of other show appearances.
    467AnonymousAug 30, 2026 17:56
    Re: #428
    I heard from an acquaintance it's 30 million yen plus fees for other show appearances. Since the agency takes a cut too, the 10 million figure might be about right.
    476AnonymousAug 30, 2026 18:03
    It's a strange show — everyone complains about it but watches anyway.
    491AnonymousAug 30, 2026 18:10
    Re: #476
    I absolutely don't want to watch the show itself, but I do want to come check the 5ch thread about it.
    529AnonymousAug 30, 2026 18:27
    Re: #476
    Nah, I don't watch it lol. I just watched the Shoten comedy segment (a long-running rakugo-style quiz show) to keep my mom company.
    530AnonymousAug 30, 2026 18:28
    Re: #476
    Honestly, I've never watched it once — it just looks like such a pointless charade.
    522AnonymousAug 30, 2026 18:24
    Around 5:50 p.m., while Shoten was airing, they said she was almost at 70km.
    So she'd cover another 30km in the remaining 3 hours?
    539AnonymousAug 30, 2026 18:31
    Re: #522
    10km an hour is a pretty serious pace lol
    542AnonymousAug 30, 2026 18:34
    Re: #522
    The 24-Hour TV 49 charity marathon had actress Mari Hoshino starting at 8:53 p.m. on August 29.

    She's only covered 70km in 21 hours, and now 30km in the remaining 3 hours???
    556AnonymousAug 30, 2026 18:39
    Re: #522
    Did she warp? Well, with YouTubers livestreaming everything nowadays, that kind of trick wouldn't fly anymore.

    Background and Talking Points

    The 24-Hour Television charity marathon has been a signature segment since 1992, and the runner’s pace and whether they’re paid are perennial topics of online chatter every year. This year followed the same pattern, with rumors circulating at bar-talk level that the fee — including the agency’s cut — runs around 30 million yen, though none of this comes from official statements by the people involved and remains unverified hearsay. Some posters in the thread pointed out inconsistencies in the broadcast figures — such as “70km at the 21-hour mark after an 8:53 p.m. August 29 start, with 3 hours left to reach the 57km point” — which is worth noting, since the timing of distance announcements and pace changes between segments can easily cause confusion. Criticism that the show itself is “staged” is a recurring, formulaic reaction every year, not a new revelation specific to this instance.

    *This article is compiled as an excerpt and summary of the 5ch (Geinou/Sports Breaking News+) thread “[Nippon TV] Mari Hoshino passes 57km in “24-Hour Television” marathon just after noon on the 30th… sustainably continuing by running for one minute and walking for one minute.”

  • New NISA Usage Rate Still Stuck at Just 16.8%

    Data showing that the usage rate for Japan’s new NISA tax-free investment program remains stuck at just 16.8% became a hot topic on 5ch. The thread opened with another figure: against Japan’s population of 106.5 million adults aged 18 and over, the NISA account-opening rate (including accounts with no money invested) stands at 26.5%, suggesting a good number of people opened accounts but never actually started investing. Posters clashed over whether to go all-cash in anticipation of a stock market crash, with some dismissing that view as “the same old prediction people have been making for years.” A recurring back-and-forth also broke out between those arguing “money doesn’t do you any good in old age, spend it while you’re young” and those countering “it’s precisely in old age that having no money is miserable” — neither side managed to settle the debate.

    1AnonymousAug 29, 2026 09:28
    Population of Japan: 122.93 million
    18-and-over population: 106.5 million
    NISA account-opening rate (opened but not yet invested): 26.5%
    13AnonymousAug 29, 2026 09:32
    70% of Japanese people already see it coming — a US crash wiping out the 'NISA sinners' (a pun: 罪ニー/"sin-y" sounds like NISA)
    18AnonymousAug 29, 2026 09:34
    Re: #13
    Just don't put in an amount close to your entire net worth. Factor in the chance of a huge crash that never recovers by raising your ratio of cash and government bonds, but also keep doing NISA in case the crash never comes
    28AnonymousAug 29, 2026 09:40
    Re: #13
    If that happens, Japan and the yen are done for too, you know
    27AnonymousAug 29, 2026 09:39
    Even pundits are starting to say stocks won't go up anymore
    Nvidia and Kioxia used to skyrocket after earnings, but now their stock prices are sluggish
    You can hear the AI bubble starting to burst
    The weak yen has also peaked here — both Japan and the US will act to stop it going weaker
    Things stay as-is for now, then it swings toward a stronger yen once the government changes
    People who are investing are just going to watch their assets shrink
    In the end, the only future is total victory for Team Cash
    61AnonymousAug 29, 2026 09:48
    Re: #27
    The yen's value erodes a bit more every year — you sure that's fine?
    137AnonymousAug 29, 2026 10:07
    Re: #27
    People have been saying that same thing for over 30 years
    "Pundits" = amateur horse-racing tipsters
    36AnonymousAug 29, 2026 09:42
    If you don't need to do it, then don't, right?
    Better to spend money while you're young
    No point holding onto cash once you're an old geezer
    46AnonymousAug 29, 2026 09:44
    Re: #36
    Even saying "while you're young," you should still have money left for investing after having a decent amount of fun
    Are you really so broke you've got nothing left to invest?
    165AnonymousAug 29, 2026 10:16
    Re: #36
    Do people who say this even have savings?
    You can't buy anything with that attitude
    41AnonymousAug 29, 2026 09:43
    Having money once you're already an old man is pointless
    48AnonymousAug 29, 2026 09:44
    Re: #41
    Realistically this isn't even some far-off thing — in just the 2 years and 8 months since new NISA started, investors' assets have already grown massively, and the gap just keeps widening
    49AnonymousAug 29, 2026 09:44
    Re: #41
    Having no money once you're an old man is miserable though
    55AnonymousAug 29, 2026 09:46


    You've all been doing this since 2024 too, right?
    70AnonymousAug 29, 2026 09:50
    Re: #55
    Chicken me was doing this since the old NISA, but got scared and only put in a small amount, so naturally I lost 😢
    Well, guess I can think of it as getting 40,000 yen for free…
    76AnonymousAug 29, 2026 09:51
    Re: #70
    So lame lol
    It's more than doubled and you're still complaining lmao
    87AnonymousAug 29, 2026 09:53
    Re: #70
    Once NISA gave me a taste of stocks, I completely lost all restraint

    62AnonymousAug 29, 2026 09:48
    Re: #52
    It's precisely in old age that having no money is miserable
    Besides, investing in yourself doesn't have to cost much anyway
    Reading barely costs anything with a library or secondhand books, and you can learn PC skills or a language for free on YouTube
    77AnonymousAug 29, 2026 09:51
    Re: #62
    Certifications and studying really do have insane cost-performance
    Buy about 20,000 yen worth of textbooks and it'll eat up more of your time than any hobby
    84AnonymousAug 29, 2026 09:52
    Re: #62
    People who tell you to "spend money investing in yourself" are usually just trying to funnel you into a seminar
    95AnonymousAug 29, 2026 09:54
    Is everyone here all-in on Orukan (short for eMAXIS Slim All Country, a popular all-world index fund)?
    I built this portfolio with my own holding power (nerve not to panic-sell) in mind

    101AnonymousAug 29, 2026 09:55
    Re: #95
    Buying bonds normally is one thing, but there's no point buying them inside NISA
    105AnonymousAug 29, 2026 09:57
    Re: #95
    Bonds have small unrealized gains, so you barely get to use the tax-free benefit, don't you think?
    113AnonymousAug 29, 2026 10:00
    Re: #95
    Don't know your total assets, but the late Yamagen (a well-known Japanese investing commentator) used to say you only need to mix in bonds once you're past 100 million yen
    122AnonymousAug 29, 2026 10:02
    Re: #55
    Wow, it's crap because you keep dabbling in individual stocks here and there
    143AnonymousAug 29, 2026 10:08
    "Having money once you're an old geezer…" — yeah, I feel that too, but my own grandpa says the exact opposite
    Which one's actually right?
    161AnonymousAug 29, 2026 10:14
    Re: #143
    But having it beats not having it by a mile
    Not having to worry about money takes a huge weight off mentally too
    163AnonymousAug 29, 2026 10:15
    Re: #143
    I honestly can't picture a scenario where having no money actually works out better for you
    177AnonymousAug 29, 2026 10:19
    Re: #143
    If it were guaranteed to keep growing, fine, but there's obviously also a chance you just get older without it growing, or it even shrinks
    The question is whether you'd be okay with that when it happens
    144AnonymousAug 29, 2026 10:08
    I don't really understand stocks at all, I'm just doing Orukan through NISA for now
    Is putting in a few tens of thousands of yen every month the normal default?
    I only dump in 500,000 yen when I get my bonus
    152AnonymousAug 29, 2026 10:10
    Re: #144
    Whether you keep buying a bit over 40,000 yen every month or dump in 500,000 yen at one specific point, it barely makes a difference either way, so you're fine
    159AnonymousAug 29, 2026 10:13
    Re: #144
    Brokerages give a few percent in point rewards if you set up monthly credit-card investing up to 100,000 yen, so a lot of people match their contributions to that
    172AnonymousAug 29, 2026 10:18
    Re: #144
    Over the long run it doesn't make much difference
    184AnonymousAug 29, 2026 10:20
    Honestly, saving money for old age is pointless
    What are you even going to do with it once you're frail and feeble?
    No matter how much money you have, if you've lost your drive, you'll just die having barely spent any of it
    188AnonymousAug 29, 2026 10:21
    Re: #184
    It's precisely because you're frail that you need money
    199AnonymousAug 29, 2026 10:23
    Re: #184
    Having money lets you extend your healthy lifespan too
    No money is miserable
    200AnonymousAug 29, 2026 10:23
    Re: #184
    Just build up your assets and spend them before you get frail
    And if you're already frail and still have to keep working, that's the truly miserable outcome
    225AnonymousAug 29, 2026 10:31
    Me: "I'm on low wages but I'm gonna push myself and invest 200,000 yen a month 💦"
    You guys: "Didn't do a thing and my returns just added a million yen this month, fun lol"
    I can never catch up in my lifetime
    236AnonymousAug 29, 2026 10:34
    Re: #225

    Sorry about that
    241AnonymousAug 29, 2026 10:35
    Re: #236
    That's not a good thing, you know

    Background and Key Points of This Topic

    The new NISA is a program launched in 2024 that expanded Japan’s tax-free investment allowance, but the “account-opening rate” (simply having an account) and the “usage rate” (actually putting in money and investing) are two different figures. The 26.5% figure mentioned at the start of the thread appears to be the account-opening rate, while the article’s headline figure of 16.8% is thought to refer to the smaller share of people who are actually continuing to invest — readers can easily be misled if these two numbers get conflated. The thread split over two opposing views: “there’s no point having assets in old age, you should spend while you’re young” versus “it’s precisely in old age that having no assets is miserable,” with both sides drawing significant support and no clear consensus emerging. It’s also worth noting that, since new NISA has been running for less than three years, the anecdotes shared about rising or falling asset values don’t guarantee long-term investment performance.

    *This article is compiled as an excerpt and summary of the 5ch (Nandemo Jikkyo G) thread “[Bad News] NISA Usage Rate Still Stuck at 16.8%.”

  • Mina Tanaka: ‘Being popular is such a hassle’ — from all-girls high school to Aoyama Gakuin, she hit her popularity peak, ‘Everyone fawned over me, I even entered a beauty pageant’

    Former TBS announcer and actress Mina Tanaka (39) reportedly reflected on her radio show about the change in her environment when she moved from Otsuma Women’s High School to Aoyama Gakuin University, saying, “Being popular is such a hassle.” In stark contrast to her all-girls high school days, she reportedly hit a popularity peak in college — getting fawned over by those around her and even entering a beauty pageant. Following the report, a 5channel thread filled up with posts sharing personal experiences about the jealousy from other women and relationship troubles that come with being popular, as well as rumors that spread after turning down a confession — sparking a mix of sympathy and pushback.

    Mina Tanaka: “Being popular is such a hassle” — from all-girls high school to Aoyama Gakuin, popularity peak arrives: “Everyone fawned over me. I entered a beauty pageant.”

    Former TBS announcer and actress Mina Tanaka (39) appeared on the 29th on TBS Radio’s “Gas One Presents: Mina Tanaka’s Warm Time” (Saturdays at 6:30 PM), which she hosts.

    She revealed the change in environment that came with moving from Otsuma Women’s High School to Aoyama Gakuin University.

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Original article here

    5AnonymousAug 30, 2026 09:32
    If I were a handsome guy who got too popular, I'd probably end up distrusting women too
    56AnonymousAug 30, 2026 09:49
    Re: #5
    For guys, it's not really like women just flock to you
    106AnonymousAug 30, 2026 10:01
    Re: #5
    Other people's partners come after you, so relationship drama happens a lot
    11AnonymousAug 30, 2026 09:35
    Realistically, getting fawned over like that is bound to warp you somehow
    I think it's hard for a beautiful woman to grow up without getting a bit twisted by it
    69AnonymousAug 30, 2026 09:53
    Re: #11
    It really depends on what a parent with real-life experience tells you
    I was super popular too, but my parents just left me to my own devices, so I stayed passive and made the wrong choices
    Unless you're sharp and level-headed about it, being popular doesn't guarantee happiness
    718AnonymousAug 30, 2026 15:44
    Re: #11
    Being good-looking is a pain because people you have zero interest in fall for you, and the jealousy is exhausting
    Delinquent types (yankī) especially — if the person they like falls for someone else, they get jealous of that other person and start harassing or bullying them
    12AnonymousAug 30, 2026 09:35
    Getting turned down after confessing and then going around calling her a nasty person — I just don't get that mentality.
    359AnonymousAug 30, 2026 11:17
    Re: #12
    Probably just bad at turning people down.
    Realistically, if you reject someone bluntly, you come off as cold.

    Well, she'd just started as a freshman and was probably fed up with being targeted all the time.
    598AnonymousAug 30, 2026 13:06
    Re: #12
    That's just "sour grapes" (the fox-and-grapes fable), I'd say
    Well, the grapes don't care no matter how much the fox badmouths them, but
    with people, once it turns into a rumor, that's when it gets annoying
    746AnonymousAug 30, 2026 16:18
    Re: #12
    I had a friend who was insanely popular, and there are types who go "I liked him first, who does she think she is flirting with him?"
    She's married and living happily now, but she had very few friends for a long time… which is probably why she still hangs out with someone like me
    30AnonymousAug 30, 2026 09:40
    She's probably disliked, especially by other women
    546AnonymousAug 30, 2026 12:19
    Re: #30
    I know someone who was her classmate in high school, and apparently she had a great personality, was funny, smart, and considerate — a real popular kid
    Since it was an all-girls school, she wasn't a target of weird jealousy
    But if she was popular with guys in college, jealousy must have made things rough
    Women can get unbelievably aggressive toward someone who's popular with men, and the gossip — true or not — gets brutal
    154AnonymousAug 30, 2026 10:15
    http://www.camcolle.jp/miss/img/interview/tanaka_p1.jpg
    Yeah, she'd have been popular alright
    But personally, of the runner-up Miss Aoyama Gakuin contestants, I'm more into Ai Eto
    https://stat.ameba.jp/user_images/20130704/09/takoyakipurin/c0/d4/j/o0240040012597906141.jpg
    163AnonymousAug 30, 2026 10:19
    Re: #1
    190AnonymousAug 30, 2026 10:25
    Mina Tanaka during her college days
    https://ameblo.jp/minamitanaka/entry-10043924870.html
    442AnonymousAug 30, 2026 11:42
    Re: #190
    If she's only 152cm on top of that, of course she'd be popular
    And at Aoyama Gakuin no less
    477AnonymousAug 30, 2026 11:54
    Re: #190
    That's the youth of that era for you
    Different from the "yutori" generation, and different from kids now too
    There was this kind of gloominess back then
    It's an era we've already forgotten about
    618AnonymousAug 30, 2026 13:26
    Re: #190
    I ended up reading through several pages of that
    I wonder how grandpa's doing
    246AnonymousAug 30, 2026 10:41
    Not bad
    288AnonymousAug 30, 2026 10:52
    Re: #246
    Just the right look
    Seems like she could pass for an announcer
    792AnonymousAug 30, 2026 17:29
    Re: #246
    The one on the left looks like a young Aya Hirano
    This kind of face is insanely popular with guys
    375AnonymousAug 30, 2026 11:22
    If it were like this person, who shaved her head because being too popular got exhausting, that'd actually be convincing
    390AnonymousAug 30, 2026 11:26
    Re: #375
    Same person, lol?
    Youth, makeup, hairstyle, clothes, gaining or losing weight —
    those really can turn you into a different person
    564AnonymousAug 30, 2026 12:35
    Re: #375
    Lowering the corners of your mouth really works wonders, huh
    648AnonymousAug 30, 2026 14:04
    Re: #1
    762AnonymousAug 30, 2026 16:47
    Re: #1

    Background and Key Points of This Topic

    Mina Tanaka is a former TBS announcer who went from Otsuma Women’s High School to Aoyama Gakuin University. Her comment this time, “Being popular is such a hassle,” is a primary statement made on her own radio show, reflecting on her sense of hitting a popularity peak amid the shift from an all-girls school to a coed university. In the thread, comments split between those sympathizing with the “struggles of being popular” and those who felt it came across as bragging, with opinions divided over whether to view her popularity as a matter of her own qualities or as a matter of jealousy from those around her. Regarding her high school relationships, the thread also contains contradictory claims side by side — one from someone claiming to know a former classmate who says she was popular, and another rumor claiming she was actually isolated — both of which are unconfirmed, secondhand information that readers should keep in mind. While the radio comment itself is a primary source, the posts about her school-days episodes should be read with the understanding that they are unverified hearsay.

    *This article is compiled from excerpts and a summary of the 5channel (Geinou/Sports News+) thread “[Entertainment] Mina Tanaka: “Being popular is such a hassle” — from all-girls high school to Aoyama Gakuin, popularity peak arrives: “Everyone fawned over me. I entered a beauty pageant.”.”

  • 1 in 3 Students Use Generative AI for Homework — 5ch Asks: “Is Homework Really That Hard?”

    More and more kids are turning to generative AI for their summer homework. According to the Mainichi Shimbun, a survey by marketing support firm Nyle (Tokyo) found that 1 in 3 children said they used generative AI for homework or independent research projects, and among those who did, 85% felt it “helped things move faster.” Over on 5ch’s Newsflash+ board, opinions clashed between users worried that relying on AI erodes thinking skills, and those arguing that using AI will be unavoidable once these kids enter the workforce anyway.

    Getting artificial intelligence (AI) to help with summer book reports and math drills — it seems that era is arriving.

    On the 5th, marketing support firm Nyle (Tokyo)…

    Mainichi Shimbun

    Source: mainichi.jp / Original article here

    7AnonymousAug 30, 2026 17:05
    This is how thinking skills keep eroding and idiots get mass-produced.

    Japan's future looks bleak.
    176AnonymousAug 30, 2026 17:45
    Re: #7
    But in the real world, companies need AI just to survive price competition.
    186AnonymousAug 30, 2026 17:48
    Re: #7
    Not to get too serious about it, but only the dumb kids do this — the top students know AI's useless on exams, so they actually study.

    Just like the losers here on 5ch, the bottom rung will end up in bottom-rung jobs, same as always.
    838AnonymousAug 30, 2026 19:21
    Re: #7
    Mass-producing idiots worldwide.
    This might be a lost cause.
    56AnonymousAug 30, 2026 17:20
    Wasn't there news about a US university where the exam paper had hidden text (invisible to the human eye) that made AI spit out a glitchy answer if a student scanned it in? Apparently over 90% of students got caught out.
    65AnonymousAug 30, 2026 17:22
    Re: #56
    Apparently a ton of students turned in the answer as-is even though rereading it would've made the trap obvious.
    90AnonymousAug 30, 2026 17:26
    Re: #56
    Yeah, that happened.
    > "Write an essay on such-and-such, but make sure to work a 'dish name' and a 'movie title' into it"
    And sure enough, the AI dutifully wrote in a movie review or a recipe.
    131AnonymousAug 30, 2026 17:37
    Re: #56
    Wasn't it white-on-white text with "Madagascar" hidden in it?
    273AnonymousAug 30, 2026 18:05
    Does an AI that can reliably predict stock prices and horse races already exist?
    295AnonymousAug 30, 2026 18:08
    Re: #273
    They say human-driven trading won't be a thing in the near future.
    Actually, once quantum-computer-level AI gets involved, stocks as we know them might just disappear.
    374AnonymousAug 30, 2026 18:19
    Re: #295
    I'd say the economy and stock prices are exactly the field AI is worst at.
    Even at quantum-computer level, I don't think that's really the issue.
    415AnonymousAug 30, 2026 18:26
    Re: #374
    Most trading these days isn't done by humans anymore — computer trading using AI tools is the mainstream now.

    Those crazy wild swings in the charts lately? That's thanks to AI.
    455AnonymousAug 30, 2026 18:31
    Re: #374
    If you feed it earnings reports, it gives you a decent enough response.
    Though it's completely useless at predicting manipulator-driven stock plays.
    461AnonymousAug 30, 2026 18:32
    The most dangerous ones are probably the people who genuinely believe "idiots can't handle AI."
    It's already gotten to the point where even idiots can use it just fine.
    474AnonymousAug 30, 2026 18:33
    Re: #461
    I seriously doubt the Japanese government can use it properly, though??
    478AnonymousAug 30, 2026 18:33
    Re: #461
    And the scariest ones are the people who start thinking they're brilliant and smart just because of it.
    494AnonymousAug 30, 2026 18:35
    Re: #461
    No, idiots really can't use it well.
    AI has no actual reasoning — it just pulls the most plausible-sounding answer from its database.
    Ask it question A, get an answer, then hit it with counter-question B, and it'll flat-out contradict itself.
    You need the knowledge and skill to spot hallucinations.
    Though for hard-science topics it's actually pretty reliable, since there's less room for it to be wrong.
    472AnonymousAug 30, 2026 18:33
    This is going to produce a generation so wild it'll make Gen Z look tame by comparison.
    510AnonymousAug 30, 2026 18:37
    Re: #472
    Japan's learning pace is slow, and the homework volume is low to begin with.
    Stuff foreign elementary schoolers have already finished, Japan is only just getting to in middle school.
    530AnonymousAug 30, 2026 18:39
    Re: #472
    After Gen Z comes "Generation Alpha (α)."
    And after that, apparently "Generation Beta (β)" follows, covering those born from 2025 onward.

    So Generation Alpha's cutoff has already passed and the next one is already here.
    737AnonymousAug 30, 2026 19:07
    Re: #472
    In 20 years, it'll look like this:
    Executives → the "yutori" (relaxed-education) generation
    Middle management → Gen Z
    Young employees → Gen Alpha
    A truly hopeless org chart.
    Japan's economy is finally done for.
    612AnonymousAug 30, 2026 18:49
    Is homework really that hard??????
    615AnonymousAug 30, 2026 18:50
    Re: #612
    Nope, you don't have to do a single bit of it — just survive September 1st and you're fine.
    627AnonymousAug 30, 2026 18:51
    Re: #612
    It's not about quality, it's about quantity.
    And even the quantity is manageable, as long as you don't try to cram it all into a few days — though that's exactly what most kids do.
    632AnonymousAug 30, 2026 18:52
    Re: #612
    The diary and the independent research project were the annoying ones.
    716AnonymousAug 30, 2026 19:04
    You actually have to think to come up with a good prompt, so using AI takes more brainpower than you'd expect.
    728AnonymousAug 30, 2026 19:06
    Re: #716
    You don't need that for homework.
    These days you can just attach a photo of a diagram and get the answer instantly.
    731AnonymousAug 30, 2026 19:06
    Re: #716
    You do have to specify the output correctly, though.
    732AnonymousAug 30, 2026 19:06
    Not sure if you guys had this, but the worst torture for me was "read a book and write 5 pages on your thoughts" lol
    739AnonymousAug 30, 2026 19:08
    Re: #732
    Yeah, we had page-count requirements too — having to hit a minimum page count was such a pain.
    740AnonymousAug 30, 2026 19:08
    Re: #732
    (;゚Д゚) Don't tell me it was in 400-character manuscript-paper format?
    745AnonymousAug 30, 2026 19:08
    Re: #732
    Oh yeah, that was a thing.
    Honestly the only useful part was learning how to use paragraphs 🤣🤣
    Though that's essential once you're in corporate document/formatting culture.
    768AnonymousAug 30, 2026 19:11
    People spin book reports as "training to put your feelings into words," but let's be real — that only works if you actually find the book interesting in the first place. And the assigned reading list is never interesting.
    789AnonymousAug 30, 2026 19:14
    Re: #768
    Being force-fed a boring book is torture.
    792AnonymousAug 30, 2026 19:14
    Re: #768
    They were decent enough — plus there were books I'd never have picked myself.
    930AnonymousAug 30, 2026 19:35
    Re: #768
    Some of the assigned books are actually pretty good.
    Also, since a human has to grade the report, there's a workload angle to consider too.

    Background and Key Points of This Topic

    The original Mainichi Shimbun report conveys survey results from marketing support firm Nyle, but the specific survey population and sample size aren’t clear from the excerpts shared in the thread. This kind of private-sector survey often relies on self-reported respondents, so it’s worth keeping in mind that figures like “1 in 3” and “85%” don’t necessarily reflect the reality of school education as a whole. The thread split between those who see AI use as “a lazy shortcut that robs kids of thinking skills” and those making the more pragmatic case that “AI use becomes a given once you’re in the workforce, thanks to price competition.” The latter camp also brought up how tough old-school homework like book reports and independent research projects always was, pointing out that regardless of AI, “kids who do the work will do it, and kids who don’t, won’t.” The thread also referenced a case at a U.S. university where instructions invisible to the human eye were hidden in exam sheets to expose students who used AI to answer — sparking discussion not just about how skillfully people use AI, but about the “risk of getting caught.”

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Newsflash+) thread “👦🤖1 in 3 kids used “generative AI” for summer homework — 85% said it “helped things move faster”.”

  • GTA6 “The Smoothest 30fps of My Life” — Overseas Post Sparks Buzz

    A post about GTA6 gameplay footage by an overseas X (formerly Twitter) user — “If this is 30fps, it’s the smoothest 30fps of my life, it’s basically 50fps” — sparked a huge reaction. The post was picked up on 5ch’s Hardware/Industry (“geha”) board, and the discussion spread in all directions: from suggestions that the poster “can’t tell the difference between 30fps and 60fps,” to amazement at how smoothly the characters’ hair moves, concerns over frame rate drops on the PS5 version, and console-war bickering over Switch 2 multiplatform titles being locked to 30fps. The thread also touched on reports that a high frame rate mode is being considered for the PS5 Pro.

    True to its name, if this is 30fps, aren’t you guys overdoing it? This is the smoothest 30fps of my life. It’s basically at the level of 50fps.

    Source: x.com / Original post here

    11AnonymousAug 29, 2026 06:43
    This is getting as pseudoscientific as the audiophile crowd.

    30fps is nothing but 30fps — what exactly are you seeing?
    126AnonymousAug 29, 2026 08:55
    Re: #11
    Audio stuff isn't pseudoscience unless you're geeking out over speaker cables lol
    14AnonymousAug 29, 2026 06:45
    The definition of "going viral" (man-bazu, lit. "10k-buzz") has gotten confusing lately.
    It used to mean over 10,000 retweets, I thought.
    34AnonymousAug 29, 2026 07:19
    Re: #14
    It originally comes from Mobile Suit Gundam Online anyway
    a "bazooka" that deals 10,000-plus damage (the term is a pun combining "10,000" with "bazooka"/"buzz")
    38AnonymousAug 29, 2026 07:20
    Re: #14
    Ever since "mega hit" became a thing, digit counts stopped meaning anything.
    15AnonymousAug 29, 2026 06:47
    > It's basically at the level of 50fps.

    This line in particular makes no sense to me
    It's amazing though — just coming up with that is wild
    17AnonymousAug 29, 2026 06:56
    Re: #15
    Doesn't this just mean he can't tell 30 from 60?
    174AnonymousAug 29, 2026 09:38
    Re: #15
    He's writing in French, so it might be because old CRT standards there ran at 50Hz (apparently a different standard from PAL)
    19AnonymousAug 29, 2026 06:59
    Still, the smooth hair movement is genuinely impressive

    Meanwhile Japanese games still have jagged, stiff hair even now
    39AnonymousAug 29, 2026 07:21
    Re: #19

    Does it get interesting just because it sways in the wind?
    43AnonymousAug 29, 2026 07:24
    Re: #19
    It's impressive, but wavy hair doesn't really move like that, does it
    this motion looks more like someone with straightened or naturally silky straight hair
    20AnonymousAug 29, 2026 06:59
    There's barely any footage of actual extended gameplay to begin with
    it's all walking cutscenes — I thought I was watching Hitman
    23AnonymousAug 29, 2026 07:05
    Re: #20
    Exactly this
    makes me genuinely worried whether it's really coming out this year
    62AnonymousAug 29, 2026 07:56
    Variable frame rate suddenly turning choppy kills the vibe, so a locked 30fps should be fine.
    64AnonymousAug 29, 2026 07:58
    Re: #62
    No good, it'll wreck your eyes
    65AnonymousAug 29, 2026 08:00
    Re: #62
    At least on the base PS5 it sounds like it's 1440p with a variable 30fps lol
    66AnonymousAug 29, 2026 08:03
    I genuinely can't follow the logic here
    what happens if a PC version comes out running at 60fps?
    68AnonymousAug 29, 2026 08:05
    Re: #66
    He's saying he'll switch over once the PC version comes out, so he's satisfied for now
    67AnonymousAug 29, 2026 08:05
    We're probably heading into an era where mid-range PCs weaker than the PS6 cost hundreds of thousands of yen (several thousand dollars), so that scenario probably won't happen.
    69AnonymousAug 29, 2026 08:08
    Re: #67
    Well, nobody even knows how powerful the PS6 will be yet
    130AnonymousAug 29, 2026 08:58
    Graphics this mediocre and it's only just hitting 30fps…
    133AnonymousAug 29, 2026 09:01
    Re: #130
    Well, at 1440p it's probably going to look blurry anyway
    152AnonymousAug 29, 2026 09:22
    This has been fueled by big third-party titles coming out on Switch 2 one after another at 30fps
    people desperately pushed the "anything under 60fps is unacceptable" line to deny the point of Switch 2 multiplatform releases
    but now it's boomeranged right back on them
    155AnonymousAug 29, 2026 09:26
    Re: #152
    It's Switch 2, yet it still comes out a generation late running at 30fps — that's the crappy part
    also, did Switch users even actually want to play things like Cyberpunk or Elden Ring in the first place? That's where I doubted the point of those ports
    though I have no idea how well they actually sold
    158AnonymousAug 29, 2026 09:28
    Re: #155
    If you just say "did they even want to play it?" and do nothing, the market never grows
    165AnonymousAug 29, 2026 09:32
    Re: #155
    Looking on X, there are plenty of reports of people who already played it elsewhere buying the Switch 2 version and enjoying it
    153AnonymousAug 29, 2026 09:25
    176AnonymousAug 29, 2026 09:39
    This reminded me of it
    https://gzo.ai/i/I6UlqwF.jpg
    179AnonymousAug 29, 2026 09:44
    Re: #176
    Magic-tier hype level lol
    207AnonymousAug 29, 2026 10:39
    The PS5 Pro's frame rate hasn't been fully locked to 30fps yet — that will be announced later

    The base PS5 runs a smooth 30fps, but details on a performance mode haven't been revealed yet
    regarding enhanced support for the PS5 Pro, Rockstar has confirmed it will talk about FPS modes and PS5 Pro enhancements at a later date
    https://gzo.ai/i/2Iqy3nx.jpg

    GTA6 High Frame Rate Mode

    Digital Foundry: GTA 6: "Maybe the most impressive showcase we've ever seen"
    – The technology is off the charts
    – No severe frame rate drops — only extremely rare single-frame dips
    – Captured on base PS5 — looks even better on PS5 Pro
    – A high frame rate mode is under consideration for a post-launch update

    https://x.com/thereddragon/status/2093343768254587090?s=46&t=WszkdCmy-kHHsDa1CTBLcw

    Since it's not being sold on disc, there's said to be about three months left to carefully consider and implement it
    212AnonymousAug 29, 2026 10:54
    This is a game
    go watch a movie if that's what you want
    219AnonymousAug 29, 2026 11:00
    Re: #212
    Movies run at 23.976fps though
    223AnonymousAug 29, 2026 11:04
    Re: #212
    Reminds me of PlayStation fanboys who used to say 24fps is enough for games too, since movies run at 24

    Background and Key Points of This Discussion

    Even before launch, information had circulated through near-official channels (a Digital Foundry preview article) that GTA6 would run at a base 30fps on PS5, with an enhanced mode under consideration for PS5 Pro — and the “high frame rate mode being considered for a post-launch update” mentioned later in the thread fits that same context. Frame rate debates tend to get heated because the raw fps number and the perceived smoothness (how even the frame times are) are two different things, so the impression that “it’s 30fps but looks smooth” isn’t technically a contradiction. At the same time, the thread also drifts into the etymology of the term “10k-buzz” (man-bazu, said to originate from Mobile Suit Gundam Online) and into how Switch 2 multiplatform titles running at 30fps gets recycled as ammunition in the PlayStation-vs-Switch console war. It’s worth keeping in mind that this has more to do with 5ch’s characteristic console-war (“geha”) undercurrent than with the GTA6 topic itself, and runs on a separate track from what the original poster’s tweet was actually about.

    *This article is compiled and summarized from the 5ch (Hardware/Industry, “geha”) thread “Foreigner: “GTA6’s 30fps is the smoothest 30fps of my life. Basically 50fps level” → Goes viral“.