Author: Japan Reacts Editorial

  • Suzuyo Buys Danish Top-Flight Club Randers FC — 5ch: “Even Honda’s Done This”

    Suzuyo, which owns the operating company behind J1 side Shimizu S-Pulse, has announced it will acquire 80% of the shares in Danish top-flight club Randers FC. The move is reportedly aimed at building a foothold for securing fairer transfer terms, addressing the recurring problem of Japanese players being undervalued when they move to Europe. The thread ranged widely — covering Suzuyo’s revenue scale, comparisons with the financial muscle of other J.League parent companies, and how the cost of stadium renovations is being split.

    Suzuyo, based in Shimizu Ward, Shizuoka City, and parent company of J1 club Shimizu S-Pulse’s operator, has announced the acquisition of a professional football club in Denmark.

    Suzuyo has signed an agreement to acquire 80% of the shares in the operating company of Randers FC, a club in Denmark’s top division, saying the two sides aim to grow together by sharing expertise.

    With the low transfer fees for Japanese players moving to Europe seen as a persistent issue, the company also stated that “achieving transfers with fairer valuations and terms is one of the important themes” going forward.

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Original article here

    4AnonymousAug 31, 2026 20:42
    Denmark, though? Feels kinda underwhelming, no?
    33AnonymousAug 31, 2026 20:51
    Re: #4
    Yuito Suzuki earned his move from Denmark to Germany.
    And just yesterday he scored a hat-trick on opening day.
    102AnonymousAug 31, 2026 21:15
    Re: #33
    Daaaamn, that's insane
    7AnonymousAug 31, 2026 20:42
    Denmark's turned out guys like Schmeichel and the Laudrup brothers, after all
    22AnonymousAug 31, 2026 20:47
    Re: #7
    There's not exactly a ton of them though lol
    10AnonymousAug 31, 2026 20:43
    Baseball should just start buying up MLB teams too
    16AnonymousAug 31, 2026 20:46
    Re: #10
    No way you're buying an MLB team, settle for a Double-A club
    19AnonymousAug 31, 2026 20:47
    Re: #10
    How much did this actually cost? Like 100 million yen? Nothing in MLB goes for that cheap.
    Even the cheapest team, the Marlins, runs about 230 billion yen.
    For reference, the cheapest Premier League clubs are Brighton or Everton at around 130 billion yen.
    12AnonymousAug 31, 2026 20:44
    Re: #1
    Well, of course you'd get your hopes up 🙂‍↔

    Lee Kang-in >>> Kubo Takefusa
    Kim Ye-gon >> Mitsudera Makoto
    Yang Min-hyeok > Shiogai Kento
    43AnonymousAug 31, 2026 20:53
    Re: #12
    Yang Min-hyeok? Isn't he the guy getting bounced around on loans who can't even make the bench?
    50AnonymousAug 31, 2026 20:55
    Re: #12
    Yang Min-hyeok — the guy getting shuffled from loan to loan, who lost his spot to a Japanese player, Saito, and can't even crack the bench?
    146AnonymousAug 31, 2026 21:38
    Re: #12
    They're all Marinos players lol
    29AnonymousAug 31, 2026 20:50
    If you've got that kind of money,
    build the stadium with your own cash instead of taxpayer money
    34AnonymousAug 31, 2026 20:51
    Re: #29
    Tell that to the Chiba Lotte Marines lol
    39AnonymousAug 31, 2026 20:52
    Re: #29
    That's basically every club except Imabari and Nagasaki — a whole league running on tax money lol
    41AnonymousAug 31, 2026 20:53
    Actually, why don't guys like Uniqlo's Yanai or SoftBank's Son just buy a Premier League club?
    They could do it just for fun.
    96AnonymousAug 31, 2026 21:12
    Re: #41
    If anyone, it'd be Rakuten's Mikitani — though I doubt he's got that kind of money.
    Those guys care about making money, but football comes with the hassle of dealing with supporters, and relegation means huge losses, so I doubt they'd bother.
    46AnonymousAug 31, 2026 20:54
    This is some seriously large-scale stuff they're pulling off
    61AnonymousAug 31, 2026 20:58
    Re: #46
    Even Honda's done this kind of thing (Keisuke Honda has invested in overseas clubs before)
    48AnonymousAug 31, 2026 20:55
    Suzuyo's revenue is pretty impressive if I recall.
    I think they mentioned putting company offices inside the new stadium or something.
    They're paying a ton in corporate and property taxes, so the local government can't really complain lol
    Shizuoka football thrives thanks to Suzuyo.
    Thank you 🥲
    56AnonymousAug 31, 2026 20:56
    Re: #48
    Even with high revenue, logistics is a low-margin business, so the actual profit isn't that huge.
    Instead, they need heavy, ongoing capital investment.
    58AnonymousAug 31, 2026 20:57
    Re: #48
    With football, I get the impression the main sponsors are genuine football fans.
    Baseball feels more like it's purely for corporate advertising.
    76AnonymousAug 31, 2026 21:03
    Re: #48
    Suzuyo is around 170 billion yen [in revenue].
    That's actually pretty low as far as J.League parent companies go.

    Kashima's parent Mercari: about 150 billion
    Nagasaki's Japanet: around 270 billion
    Verdy's Xebio: around 250 billion
    Machida's CyberAgent: nearly 900 billion
    Hiroshima's Edion: around 700 billion
    Beyond that it's mostly massive corporations topping 1 trillion yen

    When you think about it that way, Suzuyo really went all in.
    FC Tokyo's parent Mixi has been branching out from Monster Strike into sports business too, with the Chiba Jets and the Chari Loto keirin betting platform — maybe Suzuyo is doing something similar, kicking off a serious sports business centered on Shimizu.
    49AnonymousAug 31, 2026 20:55
    Re: #44
    The roof cost more than the stands though lololol
    Can't foot the whole bill? If football's so profitable you'd pay for all of it, right? lol
    63AnonymousAug 31, 2026 20:58
    Re: #49
    This is a rebuild of the aging Nihondaira stadium — the city covers the existing baseline spec, while Suzuyo and other private funders cover the pro-level upgrades.
    If you're going to bash this, you'd have to bash Chiba Lotte too, since they use the same scheme.
    67AnonymousAug 31, 2026 21:00
    Re: #63
    Lotte's paying their share, but how much is S-Pulse putting up? What percentage is Suzuyo covering?
    What about Akita? What about Okinawa?
    What percentage did Urawa pay?
    Why does everyone dodge this question?
    93AnonymousAug 31, 2026 21:11
    The Suzuyo Group's ad jingle, "Kujira ~Itsuka Kitto~" ("Whale ~Someday, For Sure~," written, composed, and sung by Akane Toriyama)

    Things I've never seen, I want to see them
    A whale's dance, the aurora up north, an ant's tears
    Someday, for sure, I'll see them
    Someday, for sure, I'll see them
    119AnonymousAug 31, 2026 21:27
    Re: #93
    Lately they've also got a commercial with Mana Ashida
    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=__rEfC7YOQ8
    95AnonymousAug 31, 2026 21:12
    You mean Suzuyo Holdings — group-wide revenue is about 590 billion yen, roughly double Japanet Holdings.
    99AnonymousAug 31, 2026 21:14
    Re: #95
    Sure, revenue's high, but profit is only 9.1 billion yen, so Japanet's actual profit is far bigger — though Japanet doesn't disclose its numbers.
    101AnonymousAug 31, 2026 21:15
    Will it end up like Sint-Truiden, Oliveirense, or Grenoble?
    114AnonymousAug 31, 2026 21:25
    Re: #101
    My guess is it turns into another FC Imabari
    105AnonymousAug 31, 2026 21:18
    Baseball should set up a minor-league team somewhere in the Dominican Republic too
    106AnonymousAug 31, 2026 21:19
    Re: #105
    Didn't the Hiroshima Carp used to have ties with the Dominican Republic back in the day?

    Background and Key Points of the Discussion

    Suzuyo is a group centered on logistics, with the holding company’s overall revenue reported at roughly 590 billion yen and profit at 9.1 billion yen. Comparisons raised in the thread noted that several other J.League parent companies are considerably larger — Kashima’s parent Mercari at around 150 billion yen, Nagasaki’s Japanet at around 270 billion yen, and Machida’s CyberAgent at nearly 900 billion yen — making Suzuyo’s scale a point of debate. Comments mocking baseball fans (using the slur “yakibuta,” literally “grilled pig”) or personally attacking named individuals have been excluded. The main points of contention were how the acquisition might address the problem of Japanese players’ transfer fees being undervalued in moves to Europe, and how to interpret the split between public funding and Suzuyo’s contribution toward the new stadium. Note that Keisuke Honda has also invested in clubs abroad, so this isn’t the first time a Japanese company or individual has taken a stake in an overseas club.

    *This article is compiled as an excerpt and summary from the 5channel (Geinou/Sports News+) thread “[Football] Suzuyo Acquires Denmark’s Top-Flight Randers FC, to Serve as Hub for Shimizu S-Pulse Players’ Moves to Europe.”

  • PlayStation’s “State of Play” Airs Sept 3 at 10 PM JST — 5ch Asks: “Zero New Game Announcements Again?”

    Sony Interactive Entertainment has announced it will air “State of Play” back-to-back with “State of Play Japan,” hosted by voice actor Yuki Kaji, starting at 10 PM Japan time on September 3. The official announcement already revealed that the show will close with a look at Square Enix’s “FINAL FANTASY VII REVELATION,” and on 5ch’s hardware/industry board, users voiced concerns like “Isn’t revealing the closing segment before the broadcast even airs a scheduling blunder?” and “Won’t this just be another round of zero new announcements, all deep dives into existing titles?” Meanwhile, some posters said they were waiting for new Nintendo info, while others speculated about why the broadcast was scheduled to avoid Gamescom.

    1AnonymousAug 31, 2026 21:07
    [State of Play]
    "State of Play" and "State of Play Japan" air back-to-back starting 10 PM JST on Thursday, September 3!
    Alongside the latest news from studios around the world, we'll take a deep dive into upcoming titles from creators in Japan and Asia. Two shows, delivered one after the other.
    4AnonymousAug 31, 2026 21:08
    [Bad News] "Space Baldy" confirmed at the 20-minute mark (mocking nickname for the bald protagonist of Naughty Dog's Intergalactic)

    https://x.com/rinothebouncer/status/2094075220390768685?s=46&t=MWiB4PuUxCSC5yPeWanu-g

    Rumor: a gameplay trailer for "Intergalactic: The Heretic Prophet" is said to drop at this September's PlayStation State of Play 🚀

    According to the same source that correctly called the God of War Laufey reveal, Naughty Dog's "Intergalactic" will close out the show.
    24AnonymousAug 31, 2026 21:12
    Re: #4
    Lol
    This bald guy again?
    29AnonymousAug 31, 2026 21:13
    Re: #4
    It's dead on arrival, and it hasn't even aired yet
    120AnonymousAug 31, 2026 21:30
    Re: #4
    They've already announced FF7 as the closer, so this is probably fake
    Space Baldy might not even show up at all
    10AnonymousAug 31, 2026 21:10
    Releasing in 2027 ← Did they really need to show this now?
    15AnonymousAug 31, 2026 21:11
    Re: #10
    Guess we should bash Pokémon too then, for announcing 2027 games and movies lol
    11AnonymousAug 31, 2026 21:10
    Why'd they deliberately schedule this to avoid Gamescom?
    16AnonymousAug 31, 2026 21:11
    Re: #11
    Probably because Summer Game Fest is already a thing
    23AnonymousAug 31, 2026 21:12
    I mean, it's always PlayStation first and Nintendo after
    Would be nice to see it flipped for once
    34AnonymousAug 31, 2026 21:13
    Re: #23
    Maybe it's trauma from "Tomorrow is our turn, DAZE!" (a meme mocking a past case where Nintendo upstaged an upcoming Sony show)…
    Last time Nintendo dropped a big Monster Hunter reveal first, and the PS broadcast was already a funeral before it even started
    35AnonymousAug 31, 2026 21:14
    Re: #23
    Do that and literally nobody will ever talk about the PlayStation Direct again
    26AnonymousAug 31, 2026 21:12
    If this is the big lineup update, that's wild!
    No doubt this goes 15 for 15 — already hyped
    September
    The Blood of Dawnwalker — Sept 3
    Marvel's Wolverine — Sept 15
    Mortal Shell II — Sept 17
    SILENT HILL: Townfall — Sept 24
    CONTROL Resonant — Sept 24
    ACE COMBAT 8: WINGS OF THEVE — Sept 29
    October
    Star Wars: Galactic Racer — Oct 6
    Stupid Never Dies — Oct 22
    November
    Grand Theft Auto VI — Nov 19
    153AnonymousAug 31, 2026 21:36
    Re: #26
    Still running that "can't lose on PS5" list, are we
    159AnonymousAug 31, 2026 21:38
    Re: #26
    Lol the very first title already has an Amazon rating of 150 (a joke score implying it's laughably bad)
    They scraped together stuff that might not even chart, and this is what they came up with?
    50AnonymousAug 31, 2026 21:18
    "Deep dive" — wait, is this the sad zero-new-announcements episode all over again? No way
    52AnonymousAug 31, 2026 21:18
    Re: #50
    Obviously the new stuff's going to Nintendo Direct
    55AnonymousAug 31, 2026 21:19
    State of Play always betrays the hope that "surely they've learned from last time"
    Hope they're not just going to drone on with endless gameplay footage again
    60AnonymousAug 31, 2026 21:21
    If the main SoP is already covering FF7R3 (the third FFVII Remake installment), what's SoP Japan even going to announce lol
    Wilds DLC? lol
    68AnonymousAug 31, 2026 21:22
    Re: #60
    Honestly it's probably just some Chinese mobile gacha game that's huge in Japan 🤣
    62AnonymousAug 31, 2026 21:21
    They've probably forgotten how badly the last State of Play Japan went over…
    Foreign fans are probably stunned at how poorly the Japan-only broadcast performed, given they went to the trouble of airing it at all
    79AnonymousAug 31, 2026 21:24
    Re: #62
    That's exactly why, unlike last time when SoP Japan stood alone, it's now just tagging along behind the main SoP like a remora lol (lit. "goldfish poop," a Japanese idiom for a clingy hanger-on)
    64AnonymousAug 31, 2026 21:22
    Oh, Konami's PS5-exclusive masterpiece "Revnoir"
    Bet that's gonna sell like crazy (sarcastic)
    72AnonymousAug 31, 2026 21:23
    Re: #64
    Honestly I'd forgotten it existed, but yeah, guess that got announced…
    Wasn't the developer some tiny outfit nicknamed "Dolphin" or something?
    67AnonymousAug 31, 2026 21:22
    This already looks like a lost cause

    First up, we'll air "State of Play," bringing you the latest news and announcements from PlayStation Studios™ and software makers worldwide. The show closes with Square Enix's "FINAL FANTASY VII REVELATION," taking a thorough look at its vast world.

    Next, we'll bring you "State of Play Japan," once again hosted by voice actor Yuki Kaji. It'll dive deep into upcoming titles from Japanese and Asian game studios, with the latest gameplay footage and new info
    76AnonymousAug 31, 2026 21:23
    Re: #67
    Yeah, this really does look like zero new unannounced titles all over again…
    77AnonymousAug 31, 2026 21:23
    Re: #67
    Part 1's closer is FF
    Part 2 is all "deep dives" (basically guaranteed to be nothing but follow-ups)

    Yeah, this is hopeless
    73AnonymousAug 31, 2026 21:23
    Well, Nintendo's got its own thing — their biggest release of the year, the Ocarina of Time remake, is confirmed for within the year
    And yet they haven't put out any info at all; if they drag it out much longer they won't even be able to open pre-orders, so
    They'll probably run a Direct around September 15th
    82AnonymousAug 31, 2026 21:24
    Re: #73
    Probably the week before TGS, like always
    83AnonymousAug 31, 2026 21:24
    This is basically like Nintendo announcing "We're doing a Direct with third-party software makers, and it'll close with Resident Evil 9"…
    160AnonymousAug 31, 2026 21:38
    Actually, Nintendo Direct overlaps with TGS, so they probably won't do it next week
    168AnonymousAug 31, 2026 21:40
    Re: #160
    When do you think TGS even is?
    172AnonymousAug 31, 2026 21:41
    Re: #160
    Nintendo Direct is this week or next week
    177AnonymousAug 31, 2026 21:43
    Re: #160
    Re: #90
    Come on, at least check past data
    184AnonymousAug 31, 2026 21:44
    Wonder what the big title this time is gonna be
    Resident Evil and Ace Combat already have info out
    And Nintendo Direct doesn't look like it has a big one either, so September might end up pretty bleak
    187AnonymousAug 31, 2026 21:45
    Re: #184
    Probably the third FF7 (Remake) installment
    191AnonymousAug 31, 2026 21:45
    Re: #184
    They already said FF
    Read it properly

    Background and Key Points

    “State of Play” is an online show Sony Interactive Entertainment has aired on an irregular schedule, and it has a history of drawing complaints that its so-called “deep dives” turn out to be nothing but follow-ups on already-announced titles, with zero new reveals. This time, the official announcement itself stated upfront that the show would close with Square Enix’s “FINAL FANTASY VII REVELATION.” Revealing the closing segment ahead of time is unusual for this kind of format, since it undercuts the element of surprise — which fed 5ch users’ concerns that the broadcast might once again deliver zero new announcements. “State of Play Japan,” hosted by voice actor Yuki Kaji and aimed at the Japan/Asia market, also drew attention because it now airs directly after the main show rather than as a standalone broadcast like last time. Note that any overlap between this schedule and Nintendo Direct or the Tokyo Game Show remains pure speculation within the thread — neither company has made an official announcement about timing.

    ※This article is compiled and summarized from the 5ch (Hardware/Industry, “console war” board) thread “[Sad News for Nintendo Fanboys] “State of Play” and “State of Play Japan” air back-to-back starting 10 PM JST on Thursday, September 3!“

  • Judo Manga ‘YAWARA!’ Nostalgia Thread Lights Up 5ch — Fans Call One Arc ‘Top 100 in Manga History’

    A thread titled “Anyone remember that manga YAWARA!?” popped up on 5ch’s Nanidemo Jikkyo G (a general live-commentary board), drawing a wave of nostalgia for Naoki Urasawa’s judo manga “YAWARA!” Debate broke out between posters annoyed that heroine Yawara refuses to commit to judo in the early chapters, and others defending her, pointing out that’s a natural reaction given her family circumstances. Meanwhile, plenty of posts praised the “Best Present” arc as “one of the top 100 chapters in manga history,” and rival character Sayaka Honami also had her fans. Replies also gathered around the trivia that real-life judoka Ryoko Tani’s nickname “YAWARA-chan” actually originated from this manga.

    1AnonymousAug 31, 2026 12:52
    What a classic.
    2AnonymousAug 31, 2026 12:54
    Isn't this the one where she ends up with that stalker-ish reporter?
    Too creepy for me 😅
    10AnonymousAug 31, 2026 12:57
    Re: #2
    That's the take of someone who never actually read it
    3AnonymousAug 31, 2026 12:54
    A manga where the protagonist just annoys you
    33AnonymousAug 31, 2026 13:15
    Re: #3
    Same, I remember thinking 'just go do judo already.'
    Might hit different if I reread it now though
    34AnonymousAug 31, 2026 13:17
    Re: #33
    The manga clearly shows why Yawara doesn't want to do judo — saying 'just go do it already' means you're really bad at reading manga
    49AnonymousAug 31, 2026 13:23
    Re: #33
    Go read Dokaben instead (a straightforward baseball manga where the hero just plays ball, no messing around)
    6AnonymousAug 31, 2026 12:56
    Re: #3
    Read it properly
    41AnonymousAug 31, 2026 13:19
    Re: #6
    I read every single volume
    57AnonymousAug 31, 2026 13:26
    Re: #41
    She's been steeped in judo since she was little, and then finds out it's her fault her family fell apart — of course she wouldn't want to do judo anymore. Sayaka and Fujiko don't have some sad judo backstory like that
    65AnonymousAug 31, 2026 13:28
    Re: #57
    But I'm genuinely irritated regardless, you know?
    11AnonymousAug 31, 2026 12:58
    99AnonymousAug 31, 2026 13:41
    Re: #11
    There's no scene of Matsuda rushing in to cheer her on when she wins the match
    17AnonymousAug 31, 2026 13:02
    I think 'The Best Present' is a good enough arc to rank in the top 100 of manga history
    69AnonymousAug 31, 2026 13:29
    Re: #17
    The exam-day present
    The unbeaten legend
    The best present
    Forever…
    I love this run of episodes
    18AnonymousAug 31, 2026 13:05
    Lady Sayaka is my favorite 😍
    I like Kazamatsuri 🤗
    I hate Yawara 😡
    It's a masterpiece because they paired up Lady Sayaka and Kazamatsuri 🥴
    25AnonymousAug 31, 2026 13:11
    Re: #18
    Both Sayaka and Kazamatsuri have trash personalities. Impressive that you can actually like them lol
    19AnonymousAug 31, 2026 13:05
    I've only seen the anime — is the manga basically a different story?
    24AnonymousAug 31, 2026 13:10
    Re: #19
    The anime forced itself to a rushed ending.

    In the manga, Yawara's long-lost father turns up as an opponent, she sinks into despair and tries to quit judo (she actually forfeits a match, ending her win streak), and Matsuda tries to pull her back but it doesn't work out, leading to a falling-out between them — until Yawara finds his scrapbook of newspaper clippings and decides to make her comeback (that's the 'Best Present' episode mentioned earlier).

    And then the showdown with Sayaka Honami is the ultimate climax
    21AnonymousAug 31, 2026 13:06
    From this thread it sounds like a romance manga, not a judo manga?
    Guess I'll skip it then
    92AnonymousAug 31, 2026 13:37
    Re: #21
    It's more like it follows one woman's life in between the judo matches
    I'd say it's still about 70% judo
    32AnonymousAug 31, 2026 13:14
    Gotta give it credit for not getting the couple together until the very end
    Manga these days pair people up way too fast
    48AnonymousAug 31, 2026 13:23
    Re: #32
    Uh, they do end up together, though?
    37AnonymousAug 31, 2026 13:17
    This manga suffered some real reputational damage because of Ryoko Tani
    45AnonymousAug 31, 2026 13:22
    Re: #37
    They should've just made the nickname 'Ucchan' stick instead (a reference to comedian Uchan of the duo Uchan Nanchan, who she was also compared to)
    42AnonymousAug 31, 2026 13:20
    The dad is just straight-up creepy, right? Slit eyes, permanent scowl, scarfing down food like an animal
    46AnonymousAug 31, 2026 13:22
    Re: #42
    Getting thrown by a 5-year-old must've been a shock, but just vanishing after that is hilarious
    If your parent disappears when you're 5 and it's your fault, that's gonna leave a trauma
    47AnonymousAug 31, 2026 13:23
    Why was Ryoko Tamura (later Ryoko Tani) called 'Yawara-chan'?
    Was she the model for YAWARA?
    51AnonymousAug 31, 2026 13:24
    Re: #47
    YAWARA came first
    58AnonymousAug 31, 2026 13:26
    Re: #51
    So she just got called that on her own?
    She doesn't look anything like her though
    64AnonymousAug 31, 2026 13:28
    Re: #58
    The public thought so too
    Even though she used to only get compared to Ucchan from the comedy duo Uchan Nanchan
    Blame the media
    83AnonymousAug 31, 2026 13:35
    Re: #58
    It wasn't just some random nickname
    She went and pitched herself, saying 'I'm the real-life YAWARA-chan!'
    herself
    52AnonymousAug 31, 2026 13:24
    If anything, it's more of an ensemble drama that uses a talented, self-centered woman as a plot device for the other characters
    56AnonymousAug 31, 2026 13:26
    Re: #52
    By the final volume, Yawara's just permanently expressionless with zero internal monologue — it's basically become a manga about how Sayaka and Marceau keep challenging her
    53AnonymousAug 31, 2026 13:24
    It's brutal that Fujiko retired without ever winning gold because of that gorilla Hanazono. Her daughter Fuku-chan's no looker either
    54AnonymousAug 31, 2026 13:25
    Re: #53
    She'd be ugly whichever parent she takes after
    63AnonymousAug 31, 2026 13:28
    Heard Tawara only rode the wave afterward — that made me sympathize with her
    71AnonymousAug 31, 2026 13:30
    Re: #63
    So Koga riding on Sanshiro's fame is fine then? (referencing judoka Toshihiko Koga, nicknamed after the classic judo story Sugata Sanshiro)
    68AnonymousAug 31, 2026 13:29
    Why did Kazamatsuri say pure amateur love plots scare him? Because they can pull off insane feats of adrenaline-fueled strength? (a reference to 'kajiba no baka-jikara,' a Japanese phrase for the superhuman strength people supposedly summon in an emergency)
    88AnonymousAug 31, 2026 13:36
    Re: #68
    I think he just sensed she was drawn to Matsuda and found that threatening
    77AnonymousAug 31, 2026 13:32
    Anime Sayaka Honami is way too cute
    86AnonymousAug 31, 2026 13:35
    Re: #77
    Yeah, there does seem to be a decent number of Lady Sayaka fans

    Background and Key Points of Debate

    “YAWARA!” is a judo manga by Naoki Urasawa serialized in Big Comic Spirits, which also got a TV anime adaptation. The thread split over how to read heroine Yawara: some found her early reluctance to embrace judo “irritating,” while others argued it’s a natural reaction given that judo caused her family to fall apart in childhood. Also drawing attention was the origin of real-life judoka Ryoko Tani’s (née Tamura) nickname “YAWARA-chan.” According to posters, it reportedly began when she pitched herself as the “real-life YAWARA-chan” — a detail suggesting the nickname wasn’t simply the public noticing a resemblance, which makes for a surprisingly little-known bit of trivia.

    ※This article is compiled and summarized from the 5ch (Nanidemo Jikkyo G) thread “Anyone remember that manga YAWARA!?“

  • Juice=Juice scores 4th #1 on CDTV, but ratings are dead last for the timeslot — 5ch: “At least admit the V-shaped comeback”

    On 5ch’s Hello! Project board, a breaking-news thread went up after Juice=Juice scored its 4th No. 1 on the music show “CDTV Live! Live!”. While cheers went up, someone posted that the show’s real-time ratings came in at 4.4%, dead last among all networks in that timeslot, and the thread instantly turned into a ratings debate. Posters even dragged up other music shows’ low ratings from this year, splitting over whether Juice=Juice’s appearance actually propped the numbers up or dragged them down.

    1AnonymousAug 31, 2026 19:14
    Victory
    5AnonymousAug 31, 2026 19:15
    What were the real-time ratings?
    7AnonymousAug 31, 2026 19:16
    Re: #5
    A crushing 4% flop
    17AnonymousAug 31, 2026 19:21
    Re: #5
    Dead last among every network
    23AnonymousAug 31, 2026 19:24
    https://imgur.com/7Jnn8Lm.jpg
    36AnonymousAug 31, 2026 19:29
    Re: #23
    Inoue Haruka is channeling something (possessed-level performance)
    30AnonymousAug 31, 2026 19:27
    [Sad News] CDTV rated 4.4% (dead last for the timeslot!)
    https://imgur.com/dt1yOgw.png
    35AnonymousAug 31, 2026 19:29
    Re: #30
    When AKB opened the show it dragged ratings down to 3.2%, so this is actually a solid showing
    40AnonymousAug 31, 2026 19:32
    Re: #30
    They must've prepped like crazy for this…
    meanwhile my oshi can't even get booked on that show
    69AnonymousAug 31, 2026 19:41
    Re: #30
    Oof…
    TV networks are brutal about this kind of thing…
    41AnonymousAug 31, 2026 19:32
    So it flopped because opener Juice=Juice tanked it?
    55AnonymousAug 31, 2026 19:37
    Re: #41
    They weren't the opener
    61AnonymousAug 31, 2026 19:39
    Re: #41
    I get that it stings, but let's just admit the ratings did a V-shaped comeback during Juice=Juice's segment lol
    67AnonymousAug 31, 2026 19:41
    This is the result of the whole "went viral" con
    ↓
    [Sad News] Music Station rated 2.7%
    https://imgur.com/aACwZJu.png
    [Sad News] CDTV rated 3.0%

    [Sad News] STAR rated 3.3%
    https://imgur.com/QgUPN2v.png
    [Sad News] Venue101 rated 1.9%
    https://imgur.com/rBaaT7G.png
    [Sad News] Buzz Rhythm rated 0.9%
    https://imgur.com/aGeYoqN.png
    [Sad News] Yoru no Brunch rated 1.2%
    https://imgur.com/H6SVGR8.png
    [Sad News] Ashita Chayamachi de Aimashou rated 0.9%
    https://imgur.com/Gyo8lTR.png
    [Sad News] Nonstop rated 2.0%
    https://imgur.com/tKiIn6t.png
    [Sad News] TV Tokyo Music Festival rated 4.5%
    https://imgur.com/gMelYyH.png
    [Sad News] FNS Music Festival rated 5.8%
    https://imgur.com/a/wzToUKe.png
    [Sad News] Ken-Min SHOW rated 7.4%
    https://imgur.com/TsbW8ss.png
    [Sad News] CDTV rated 4.4%
    https://imgur.com/dt1yOgw.png
    79AnonymousAug 31, 2026 19:45
    Re: #67
    Lol, the ratings are creeping up bit by bit
    Don't forget to throw in the Kohaku ratings too while you're at it lol
    83AnonymousAug 31, 2026 19:47
    Re: #67
    That's not even a regular episode of Music Station, redo the numbers
    77AnonymousAug 31, 2026 19:45
    Re: #69
    Exactly
    Some idiot agency is probably dumping its entire "agency slot" allocation onto Juice=Juice
    The networks must be furious over these repeated low ratings
    Forget Juice=Juice, this could cost the whole agency its slot
    80AnonymousAug 31, 2026 19:46
    Re: #77
    [Good News] Turns out CDTV and Music Station really do have "agency slots" after all!
    94AnonymousAug 31, 2026 19:50
    Re: #77
    "Agency slots" lol
    where's that even a real thing lol
    84AnonymousAug 31, 2026 19:47
    Why doesn't Morning Musume。'26 ever get booked? They've even got a new single out.
    138AnonymousAug 31, 2026 20:25
    Re: #84
    Guess you need actual results to show for it
    86AnonymousAug 31, 2026 19:47
    I always figured the guy who's constantly trolling Juice=Juice threads was a Hello! Project hater posing as an Angerme fan, but… is he actually a genuine trashy Angerme fan?
    89AnonymousAug 31, 2026 19:49
    Re: #86
    I like Angerme too, and this guy dragging Angerme's name through the mud is a genuine nuisance
    93AnonymousAug 31, 2026 19:50
    Re: #86
    That's just some trashy Juice=Juice fan replying to himself
    91AnonymousAug 31, 2026 19:49
    Why wasn't there any fire effects in the staging this time?
    95AnonymousAug 31, 2026 19:51
    Re: #91
    Either they've used it too many times already, or maybe they held back out of consideration for the recent fire news
    119AnonymousAug 31, 2026 20:00
    But this is just going to make tour tickets even harder to get again
    I hate that — going viral like this isn't all good news, you know?
    122AnonymousAug 31, 2026 20:02
    Re: #119
    Next spring's tour is at live houses, so it'll be even harder to score tickets
    125AnonymousAug 31, 2026 20:04
    Nobody cares about lip-synced bon-odori dancing anymore (bon-odori = traditional festival folk dance, used here as a dig at the choreography)
    128AnonymousAug 31, 2026 20:07
    Re: #125
    Exactly
    Juice=Juice is done for lol
    129AnonymousAug 31, 2026 20:08
    See? As long as Mippuru's around, Juice=Juice keeps winning (Mippuru = a member's nickname)
    Bet they get booked again next month, maybe on "Kura Kura" next time
    130AnonymousAug 31, 2026 20:10
    Re: #129
    She was adorable today too
    131AnonymousAug 31, 2026 20:10
    Re: #129
    She was adorable today too
    139AnonymousAug 31, 2026 20:33


    Background and Key Points of This Discussion

    “CDTV Live! Live!” is a music special aired on TBS, and according to an image posted in the thread, this episode’s timeslot ratings came in at 4.4%. Commenters also listed ratings for other music shows broadcast this year, including Music Station, STAR, Venue101, and Buzz Rhythm, with uniformly low numbers across the board. That said, these figures come from images posted within the thread, so they may differ in wording from official figures released by networks or ratings agencies — worth keeping in mind. The debate centered on whether Juice=Juice’s appearance pushed the ratings up or dragged them down, with posters split between those claiming the group opened the show and those disputing it. Talk of an “agency slot” system determining show bookings was pure 5ch speculation with no supporting evidence given. There were also exchanges resembling a support rivalry between different Hello! Project group fandoms, occasionally escalating into arguments with fans of other groups.

    ※This article is an excerpt and summary of the 5ch (Hello! Project board) thread “[Breaking] Juice=Juice Scores 4th Win on “CDTV Live! Live!” wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww [Bloom! Mi Amore]“.

  • Edo-era tavern food was “awful” — tales of pricey andon lamp oil and tuna treated as garbage

    A thread titled “I want to time-slip to the Edo period and eat and drink at a tavern” filled up with concrete details about food life in old Edo. Contributors noted that lighting a single andon lamp for five hours cost the equivalent of about 500 yen today, so commoners didn’t waste rapeseed oil; that soy sauce didn’t spread among ordinary people until the mid-Edo period; and that tuna spoiled fast and was often already going off by the time it reached Edo, making it cheap, near-worthless fish for a long stretch of history. The thread showed a clear temperature gap between curious voices saying “I’d love to try it” and cooler ones replying “it’s actually terrible.”

    1AnonymousAug 29, 2026 08:25
    I feel that
    5AnonymousAug 29, 2026 08:27
    Period dramas make it look bright, but there was no electricity back then — it was insanely dark.
    7AnonymousAug 29, 2026 08:28
    Re: #5
    You know what an andon (paper lantern lamp) is, right? lol
    11AnonymousAug 29, 2026 08:29
    Wasn't there no soy sauce back then?
    18AnonymousAug 29, 2026 08:32
    Re: #11
    No way, that's not true.
    Soy sauce production was actually one of the few major food-manufacturing industries of the time.
    Miso, though, was still something each household made itself.
    23AnonymousAug 29, 2026 08:34
    Re: #18
    It was a luxury item at first, and only spread widely around the mid-Edo period, apparently.
    19AnonymousAug 29, 2026 08:32
    Side dishes were just pickles and clear soup.
    33AnonymousAug 29, 2026 08:38
    Re: #19
    That's a luxury.
    Dried sardines and eggs.

    Even lighting a fire wasn't easy.
    25AnonymousAug 29, 2026 08:35
    I heard sushi chefs wiped their hands on the shop's noren curtain on their way out, so the dirtier the curtain, the more popular the shop 🥺
    27AnonymousAug 29, 2026 08:36
    Re: #25
    Gross!!!
    26AnonymousAug 29, 2026 08:35
    Re: #1 never said they expected it to taste good.
    No need to jump in with unsolicited warnings like "it's gross" just to show off how small-minded you are.
    28AnonymousAug 29, 2026 08:37
    Re: #26
    No, it really is bad though.
    30AnonymousAug 29, 2026 08:37
    Re: #7
    A single andon lamp barely lights anything up, and it's said that burning one for five hours cost about 500 yen in today's money.
    Rapeseed oil was a luxury for commoners, so they didn't waste it.
    32AnonymousAug 29, 2026 08:38
    Re: #30
    You know what a chochin (paper lantern) is, right? lol
    31AnonymousAug 29, 2026 08:37
    Re: #28
    So what?
    Some old guy who just wants to show off trivia?
    34AnonymousAug 29, 2026 08:38
    Re: #31
    If 59 counts as "old guy," then sure?
    38AnonymousAug 29, 2026 08:40
    Re: #34
    You're basically a grandpa then.
    84AnonymousAug 29, 2026 09:09
    Re: #34
    lol there's an actual grandpa here
    49AnonymousAug 29, 2026 08:45
    What about tofu? Was there at least room-temperature hiyayakko (cold tofu, minus the actual chilling)?
    50AnonymousAug 29, 2026 08:45
    Re: #49
    If you mean bad-tasting firm (momen) tofu, sure.
    53AnonymousAug 29, 2026 08:47
    Re: #49
    Modern tofu is watered down, so as far as the raw ingredient goes, the old-style stuff might actually taste better.
    57AnonymousAug 29, 2026 08:50
    I figured fish would taste the same now as back then, but yeah, the gap in freezing technology is huge.
    62AnonymousAug 29, 2026 08:54
    Re: #57
    In Edo it would've arrived within a day, probably.
    65AnonymousAug 29, 2026 08:54
    Re: #57
    What we now call "Edomae" sushi wasn't properly established until the late Edo period, so sushi was edible by then.
    Though since the technique was so new, it's questionable whether parasites were being handled properly.
    59AnonymousAug 29, 2026 08:51
    If people had eaten a varied diet, "Edo disease" (beriberi) wouldn't have spread the way it did — most people probably lived on little more than rice and pickles 🥺
    67AnonymousAug 29, 2026 08:55
    Re: #59
    Apparently a big reason beriberi spread was that rice-polishing technology improved and people started eating white rice.
    66AnonymousAug 29, 2026 08:55
    Vegetables grown with barely-treated compost sound like a parasite nightmare.
    70AnonymousAug 29, 2026 08:55
    Re: #66
    That was true worldwide back then, so just accept it.
    71AnonymousAug 29, 2026 08:55
    Re: #66
    Honestly, old-time Japanese people really were riddled with parasites.
    74AnonymousAug 29, 2026 08:58
    Re: #66
    They were still doing pinworm checks (in schools) even into the Heisei era, so it's really only been the last 30-40 years that you could say the parasite problem is gone.
    77AnonymousAug 29, 2026 09:02
    If you're used to today's refined flavors, you'd definitely go "ugh, gross." But I'd still love to try Edomae zuke tuna (soy-marinated tuna) or hot tofu with a shot of warm sake, just once.
    85AnonymousAug 29, 2026 09:12
    Re: #77
    If I remember right, tuna was treated almost like garbage in the Edo period, so you could eat cheap, all-you-can-eat tuna.
    90AnonymousAug 29, 2026 09:14
    Re: #85
    By modern standards it'd basically be half-spoiled.
    96AnonymousAug 29, 2026 09:16
    Re: #85
    Tuna spoils fast, so by the time it reached Edo it was already going bad.
    Until soy-sauce-marinated tuna was invented, of course it was treated as garbage.
    89AnonymousAug 29, 2026 09:14
    There was no culture of eating animal meat, so that alone makes it rough.
    99AnonymousAug 29, 2026 09:22
    Re: #89
    Actually there was, sort of.
    Since eating meat was officially banned, it happened at back-alley taverns, not out in the open.

    They served it under code names like "botan" (boar), "sakura" (horse), and "momiji" (venison) meat.
    91AnonymousAug 29, 2026 09:14
    Was it cash-only for payment?
    95AnonymousAug 29, 2026 09:16
    Re: #91
    90% of shops were cash-only.
    97AnonymousAug 29, 2026 09:17
    Re: #91
    Mostly it was running a tab and paying on payday.
    Day laborers and the like were different, though.
    109AnonymousAug 29, 2026 09:34
    Not being able to wash your hands with soap is way too sketchy.
    Going about daily life just rinsing your hands with water after touching raw meat or fish is insane.
    113AnonymousAug 29, 2026 09:38
    Re: #109
    There was detergent of a sort — things like lye ash-water and rice bran.
    Also there's a plant that works as a natural surfactant.
    118AnonymousAug 29, 2026 09:49
    Re: #109
    Even today in some countries abroad, people cook and serve food with hands they haven't washed after using the bathroom lol

    Guess it comes down to what your body's built up a tolerance for.

    Background and key points of this discussion

    Many of the claims about Edo-era food life were grounded in actual history. Multiple studies note that oil for andon lamps (rapeseed oil) was expensive for commoners, and that living through dark nights was simply normal life. Soy sauce production only took off in earnest from the Genroku era onward, and is said to have spread widely among ordinary people from the mid-Edo period on. It’s also true that tuna was treated as cheap fish — its reputation only improved once the technique of marinating it in soy sauce (“zuke”) was established. Eating meat was officially taboo, but shops that served game under renamed labels like “botan” (boar), “sakura” (horse), and “momiji” (venison) genuinely existed. The thread showed a clear gap between curiosity — “I’d love to try it” — and the cooler reality check of “it’s actually bad” — but given the constraints on food preservation and hygiene at the time, the honest answer is that Edo-era food simply can’t be judged fairly by modern standards of taste.

    ※This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5channel “Nandemo Jikkyo G” board thread “I want to time-slip to the Edo period and eat and drink at a tavern.”

  • Xenoblade 3 Alone Splits Opinion — 5ch: “Wordy Dialogue Is Part of Why It Left a Bad Impression”

    A thread on a gaming board debated the reputation of the Xenoblade series. Sparked by a post claiming “If it weren’t for 3, the whole series would be a masterpiece,” users discussed the merits of 1 and 2’s individual scenarios, complaints about 3’s story pacing and dialogue, and differing reactions overseas. The thread saw criticism that 3’s narrative structure was “rushed” and “wordy” clash with calls to judge the series as a whole, and the conversation eventually branched out into character design trends and Nintendo’s IP strategy behind the series.

    1AnonymousAug 31, 2026 07:53
    1: A polished, deep scenario
    X: Strong personality, one of a kind
    2: A classic, red-blooded story
    10AnonymousAug 31, 2026 08:06
    Honestly I don't think 3's story itself is bad when you look at it as a whole.
    The biggest reason it leaves a bad impression is the bittersweet-ending vibe of the presentation, and above all how wordy the characters' text — or rather, their dialogue — gets.
    Especially Noah.
    15AnonymousAug 31, 2026 08:12
    Re: #10
    Honestly the ending is just under-explained and crammed in at a rushed pace, so you end up going "wait, what?" — but if you sort it out later with the lore in mind, it does hold together to some degree.
    What really ruins the game is the back half, where the whole "exchange of lives" theme that's supposed to be the main point ends up meaningless, plus stress-inducing garbage scenario bits like the long-winded fat guy's flashback and the sloppy jailbreak plan.
    Even XDE chapter 13 handles the "life for life" theme more properly.
    36AnonymousAug 31, 2026 08:40
    3 has a monotonous story like a two-hour movie, so it goes over badly with Japanese fans but well with overseas fans.
    40AnonymousAug 31, 2026 08:42
    Re: #36
    Guess it's free to dream the impossible dream that it's popular overseas.
    37AnonymousAug 31, 2026 08:40
    The "Xeno-haters" were making the exact same complaints back in 2015 when Xenoblade Chronicles X first released, and they're still making them in 2025 for Xenoblade Chronicles X: Definitive Edition.
    It's honestly scary that their attitude toward the game hasn't changed in 10 years — that only happens if you've refused to take in any new information at all.
    39AnonymousAug 31, 2026 08:42
    Re: #37
    Brings back memories of them being so absorbed in bashing Xenoblade Chronicles X that they were caught totally off guard by Splatoon's massive hit, lol
    44AnonymousAug 31, 2026 08:47
    Is it really getting praised, though? It's always just someone making a thread to trash Xeno, getting shot down for it, or the thread turning into a chit-chat thread and getting hijacked.
    47AnonymousAug 31, 2026 08:47
    Re: #40
    That's actually true — that "Whatchamacallit 33" game (i.e. Clair Obscur: Expedition 33) also went over well overseas because it's got a movie-like story.
    For you guys entertainment means manga and anime, but over there movies are the main entertainment, so the tastes are just different.
    52AnonymousAug 31, 2026 08:53
    The real motive on the "Xeno-hater" side is that they want to argue on topics where "Nosuke" (a forum regular known for sales-chart arguments) and distribution numbers don't come into play.
    In fact, arguments in Xeno-related threads actually come with people bringing proper in-universe evidence to back their points, rather than just being emotional slap-fights.
    And above all, the person on the other side isn't one guy pretending to be several.
    55AnonymousAug 31, 2026 08:55
    If it were right after release, sure, but going out of your way to argue about a game's content years later on Geha (5ch's hardware/console-wars board) is a total complex.
    Before you go knocking Xeno, you should be hyping up Tales, Kiseki (Trails), or Marvel instead.
    59AnonymousAug 31, 2026 08:56
    Re: #55
    Sure, that's true for threads made now, but people were saying this exact thing nonstop back during the DLC promo period too, lol
    65AnonymousAug 31, 2026 09:00
    Re: #55
    If it were a bash thread for those other series, sure, but praise or chit-chat threads probably just don't last and the thread falls off the board.

    Re: #61
    Same goes for Fire Emblem, but having Nintendo's backing is a real strength.
    The scale is completely different, but maybe something like CDPR, which gets state support, is a closer comparison.
    61AnonymousAug 31, 2026 08:57
    Everyone knows Xenoblade will keep getting made, so even if an entry stumbles a bit there's nothing to worry about.
    What's actually worrying is that pitches for other IPs just don't get approved at all.
    Feels like Nintendo's gone into turtle mode.
    99AnonymousAug 31, 2026 09:52
    Genesis feels kind of shaky too, honestly.
    Like how plain the characters are.
    101AnonymousAug 31, 2026 09:54
    Re: #99
    FE Banshi's character buzz has been getting better and better ever since its first reveal, so maybe it's the same story for Genesis depending on what comes next?
    102AnonymousAug 31, 2026 09:59
    Re: #99
    Honestly I think the characters are plain in every entry except 2.
    Say what you want, but 2 had a ton of character designs prepared, so it stood out.
    106AnonymousAug 31, 2026 10:14
    Re: #99
    2's character designs were just aimed squarely at kids — the Xenoblade series is basically plain-looking otherwise.
    104AnonymousAug 31, 2026 10:02
    The Blade art has no unity
    Each Blade's events are thin
    There are too many Blades you never use

    And yet 3's Hero content was made specifically in response to that feedback.
    The people who keep endlessly whining "I wanted more of what 2 did!"
    lost out to the people who actually gave the developers proper feedback.
    105AnonymousAug 31, 2026 10:13
    Re: #104
    Was "the Blade art lacks unity" actually a complaint people had?
    I thought it was good that each artist brought their own distinct style.
    107AnonymousAug 31, 2026 10:15
    Re: #104
    And that's exactly why it's no good — they went and made unhinged stuff like Ethel's storyline, with its ethics-free resurrection and life-span-shortening nonsense.

    Background and Key Points of This Discussion

    The Xenoblade series is an RPG developed by Monolith Soft and published by Nintendo since the first title in 2010; the third entry, released in 2022, has drawn mixed reactions compared to the first two games over its character banter and story pacing. The “overseas reception” discussed in the thread isn’t backed by concrete sales data — it’s based on subjective opinions drawn from individual reviews and impressions, with no numerical evidence presented. Also, Expedition 33, brought up as a point of comparison, is a 2025 RPG from an unrelated company with no connection to the Xenoblade series. While Xenoblade continues to receive new entries as one of Nintendo’s flagship IPs, the thread also voiced the view that pitches for new titles in other Nintendo-originated IPs have a harder time getting approved — reflecting an underlying interest in the series’ position within Nintendo as a whole.

    *This article was compiled by excerpting and summarizing the 5ch (Hardware/Industry, aka Geha) thread “If it weren’t for Xenoblade 3, you could call every entry in the series a god-tier masterpiece — such a shame.”

  • Top Bodybuilder Dwayne Quamina Dies Suddenly — 5ch Reacts: “Nobody’s Surprised Anymore, It Could Happen to Anyone”

    Dwayne Quamina, an American bodybuilder widely known as a top competitor in the sport, died suddenly on August 16 at age 40, Tokyo Sports has reported. He had placed at the “Mr. Olympia,” bodybuilding’s highest-level competition, and news of his death came just a week after his most recent contest appearance. The cause of death has not been disclosed as of this writing. On 5ch’s Geinou/Sports Breaking News+ thread, commenters repeatedly pointed to the toll that extreme dieting and drug use take on bodybuilders’ bodies, and the discussion also expanded into the circumstances surrounding the death of Japanese bodybuilder Muscle Kitamura, who died suddenly in the past.

    Tokyo Sports, August 31, 2026, 18:45

    Video

    It has come to light that Dwayne Quamina, a top bodybuilder in the world who had also placed at the sport’s highest stage, the “Mr. Olympia,” died suddenly on the 16th at age 40. The cause of death is unknown. Grief is spreading throughout the bodybuilding world.

    Source: tokyo-sports.co.jp / Original article here

    4AnonymousAug 31, 2026 19:37
    Bulking, cutting, drugs, brutal training
    Nobody would be surprised no matter who this happens to next
    10AnonymousAug 31, 2026 19:39
    Wasn't it that extreme dieting puts a huge strain on the body?
    25AnonymousAug 31, 2026 19:40
    Re: #10
    Even dietary restriction alone stresses the body, and then you add drugs on top of that
    26AnonymousAug 31, 2026 19:40
    There are quite a few sudden deaths among bodybuilders in Japan too
    Weird, considering everyone's training hard at the gym
    43AnonymousAug 31, 2026 19:44
    Re: #26
    It's less "training" and more piling up damage on the body
    27AnonymousAug 31, 2026 19:40
    Guess people really do need carbs after all
    They get demonized, but
    they're just so easy to eat
    93AnonymousAug 31, 2026 19:54
    Re: #27
    Serious lifters actually eat a ton of white rice
    except during the brutal pre-contest cutting phase
    32AnonymousAug 31, 2026 19:41
    What actually caused Muscle Kitamura's death?
    50AnonymousAug 31, 2026 19:45
    Re: #32
    Severe carb restriction — basically starved himself internally
    51AnonymousAug 31, 2026 19:45
    Re: #32
    I'm pretty sure it was starvation
    246AnonymousAug 31, 2026 20:25
    Re: #32 says starvation, but that's a myth
    The leading theory is cardiac arrest from hypoglycemia caused by an insulin overdose
    That same mistake also ranks near the top of causes of death among pro bodybuilders overseas
    56AnonymousAug 31, 2026 19:46
    Schwarzenegger's still doing pretty well though
    177AnonymousAug 31, 2026 20:11
    Re: #56
    Though he did have heart surgery
    73AnonymousAug 31, 2026 19:51
    Isn't Muscle Kitamura one of those "onee" guys? (Japanese slang for flamboyant/queer men)
    83AnonymousAug 31, 2026 19:52
    Re: #73
    He hit on actress Reiko Takashima but got shot down
    86AnonymousAug 31, 2026 19:53
    People who do bodybuilding have a messed-up sense of aesthetics
    That physique isn't beautiful at all
    It's basically the same as a plastic-surgery monster
    104AnonymousAug 31, 2026 19:56
    Re: #86
    Short guys ("super hobbits") get super into lifting
    Couldn't grow taller, so all that's left is growing wider — that's their life
    And then they go around bragging "I'm strong!" about it… kind of a pitiful existence, honestly
    110AnonymousAug 31, 2026 19:58
    Re: #86
    Honestly the ones who are really messed up aren't the competitors, it's the guys shouting from the audience
    141AnonymousAug 31, 2026 20:04
    And yet Schwarzenegger's living a long life
    154AnonymousAug 31, 2026 20:08
    Re: #141
    He's said in interviews that he consulted with a doctor about it
    basically what you'd call a "steroid clinic" today
    148AnonymousAug 31, 2026 20:06
    They say Kitamura starved to death, but I wonder
    If humans run low on sugar, the body burns fat first
    and if there's no fat left, it'd break down muscle to get by, right?
    Would he really let muscle — more precious to him than life itself — waste away like that?
    159AnonymousAug 31, 2026 20:08
    Re: #148
    Just like inhaling a rush of CO2 can kill you instantly, maybe a sudden drop in blood sugar fries the brain the same way
    176AnonymousAug 31, 2026 20:11
    Re: #148
    That's totally normal during the muscle "finishing" phase
    209AnonymousAug 31, 2026 20:17
    Re: #148 Re: #4
    Starvation means dying from malnutrition, which requires a long-term food shortage as a precondition
    A normal person (someone living the kind of lifestyle that lets them bodybuild in the first place) can survive a month, two, even three without eating, as long as they're drinking water, depending on conditions
    Put another way, if you die before that point, the cause of death is something other than starvation — so it wasn't starvation
    166AnonymousAug 31, 2026 20:09
    They should just ban bodybuilding, it's an unnatural, gross sport
    This is the era where even slim models get criticized for being too thin
    It's outdated
    170AnonymousAug 31, 2026 20:10
    Re: #1
    Wasn't Muscle Kitamura's heart also wrecked from too many steroids?

    And he was a highly educated bodybuilder from the University of Tokyo (or did he drop out?).
    180AnonymousAug 31, 2026 20:11
    Re: #170
    Yoshinori Yamamoto and Hidetada Yamagishi are both Waseda grads too, highly educated
    221AnonymousAug 31, 2026 20:20
    Re: #170
    Muscle Kitamura starved to death from lack of sugar
    184AnonymousAug 31, 2026 20:12
    Bulking up is still totally fine
    It's cutting fat to get shredded that's extremely bad for you
    203AnonymousAug 31, 2026 20:16
    Re: #184
    Right before a competition they push themselves to the limit while restricting carbs and fat as much as possible, so living a long life is probably tough
    210AnonymousAug 31, 2026 20:17
    Re: #184
    Apparently having single-digit body fat makes you feel pretty awful lol
    190AnonymousAug 31, 2026 20:12
    Building muscle that's completely useless like that is just dumb
    If they built cyclist muscles like mine instead, they'd save on transportation costs
    200AnonymousAug 31, 2026 20:16
    What kind of training gives you that lean-but-packed-with-muscle look like Bruce Lee?
    214AnonymousAug 31, 2026 20:18
    Re: #200
    Skinny people want to bulk up and bulky people want to slim down, huh
    I've got a body type that doesn't gain weight either, but after gaining weight once from medication, I stopped wanting to lol
    219AnonymousAug 31, 2026 20:20
    Re: #200
    Just do training that doesn't use heavy weights
    251AnonymousAug 31, 2026 20:27
    Re: #200
    I watched like a 5-minute ab workout video on YouTube every day and my abs just naturally started showing
    240AnonymousAug 31, 2026 20:24
    What's the point of using steroids anyway?
    252AnonymousAug 31, 2026 20:27
    Re: #240
    To build muscle beyond your natural limit, right?
    Also, in a documentary I saw a while back, overseas pro wrestlers were using it as a substitute for painkillers

    Background and Key Points of This Topic

    Sudden deaths among bodybuilders are not uncommon, and are often linked to factors like dehydration and electrolyte imbalances from pre-competition sodium restriction, along with misuse of drugs such as diuretics and insulin. In the thread, the theory that Muscle Kitamura died of “starvation” was widely repeated, but the leading theory is actually cardiac arrest from hypoglycemia caused by an insulin overdose, and similar causes of death have been reported for several professional bodybuilders overseas as well. Quamina’s actual cause of death had not been made public as of this report, and it’s worth noting that all the speculation discussed in the thread remains unconfirmed. Opinions for and against bodybuilding as a sport also surfaced, but that debate stems from differing personal views on physique and isn’t directly related to Quamina’s death.

    *This article is compiled as an excerpt and summary of the 5ch (Geinou/Sports Breaking News+) thread “[Bodybuilding] Top competitor Dwayne Quamina dies suddenly at 40 — “One week after competing” — cause of death unknown.”

  • “No reason to ditch the PS5 to rush out the PS6” — performance debate erupts on 5ch

    A thread on 5ch’s Hardware/Industry (Geha) board titled “There’s no particular reason to abandon the PS5 early and put out the PS6” sparked heated debate. The PS5 has sold roughly 100 million units worldwide and reportedly outperforms the Switch 2 by a wide margin. Some posters argued that since GTA6 is expected to launch mostly on PS5 as well, and given the state of chip prices and the AI bubble, “there’s no need to rush out a PS6.” Others pushed back, citing the release gaps between past PlayStation generations (PS to PS2: 5 years 3 months; PS4 to PS5: 7 years) to argue that “we’re already 6-7 years in, so it’s hardly early.”

    10AnonymousAug 31, 2026 15:47
    Early? We're already looking at year six.
    It's roughly a 7-year cycle anyway.
    13AnonymousAug 31, 2026 15:49
    Re: #10
    The Switch 2 took 8 years, you know.
    11AnonymousAug 31, 2026 15:48
    GTA6 is guaranteed to sell 200 million copies, and most of that will still be on PS5,
    so there's really no need to rush out a PS6 in a panic.
    Sony just needs to keep the PlayStation market going — it already outsells Nintendo several times over.
    In a few years, once the AI bubble bursts and parts prices settle down, they can roll out the PS6 at their leisure.
    Then if they drop a PS6 version of GTA6 with 4K/60fps support, it'll spread like wildfire.
    104AnonymousAug 31, 2026 17:36
    Re: #11
    So if parts prices never settle down, does that mean it just never comes out?
    14AnonymousAug 31, 2026 15:49
    Even if they launched a new home console right now, it'd just be a half-baked thing sold at a premium.
    Even the Switch 2 still might get hit with a price hike.
    Users can't keep up with that.
    16AnonymousAug 31, 2026 15:50
    Re: #14
    Exactly this.

    The Switch 2 can be the only one that gets killed off by the chip price surge.
    18AnonymousAug 31, 2026 15:51
    Re: #13
    Why would some other company's cycle have anything to do with it?
    22AnonymousAug 31, 2026 15:58
    Re: #18
    Then what IS that cycle about?
    19AnonymousAug 31, 2026 15:52
    Depends on what Xbox does.
    24AnonymousAug 31, 2026 15:59
    Re: #19
    It's pretty much certain they'll just be following Helix's lead.
    25AnonymousAug 31, 2026 15:59
    Re: #24
    You think it'll actually come out as a "sticker" (5ch slang for Xbox becoming just a badge slapped on third-party hardware instead of a real dedicated console)? For how much?
    26AnonymousAug 31, 2026 16:00
    The result of the Xbox Series rushing to announce pricing first was two and a half years of being unable to actually produce units because of the chip shortage.
    Everything they touch, they get the call wrong.
    27AnonymousAug 31, 2026 16:00
    Re: #26
    Oh, talking trash about Nintendo now?
    38AnonymousAug 31, 2026 16:12
    Re: #22
    The PlayStation home-console cycle, starting from the PS2.
    50AnonymousAug 31, 2026 16:19
    Whether they build it in-house or have another company make it, if it ships, it ships.
    53AnonymousAug 31, 2026 16:21
    Re: #50
    So you're admitting it became a "sticker" console then.

    There we go.
    52AnonymousAug 31, 2026 16:20
    I mean, they keep shifting the goalposts from "sticker console" to "handheld."
    54AnonymousAug 31, 2026 16:21
    Re: #52
    You're the one shifting them.

    It already became a sticker console once — wouldn't be strange if it happened again.
    56AnonymousAug 31, 2026 16:22
    Re: #40
    PS → PS2: 5 years 3 months
    PS2 → PS3: 6 years 8 months
    PS3 → PS4: 7 years 3 months
    PS4 → PS5: 7 years (about 2 months more in Japan)
    The 5-year gap was only for the very first transition, wasn't it?
    61AnonymousAug 31, 2026 16:24
    It's kind of sad that we're 7 years in and they're still bragging about "roughly 100 million units" lol
    66AnonymousAug 31, 2026 16:26
    Re: #60
    What does "PlayStation's cycle is roughly 7 years" have to do with "Switch to Switch 2 was 8 years"?
    70AnonymousAug 31, 2026 16:28
    Apparently Nintendo has something to do with PlayStation's release cycle too, go figure.
    76AnonymousAug 31, 2026 16:32
    Following Xbox's lead isn't a bad thing to begin with in the current climate.
    If anything, reacting after seeing what they do first is the smarter move.
    77AnonymousAug 31, 2026 16:34
    Re: #76
    Even moving the goalposts, still a "sticker console" truther.
    This isn't a conversation anymore.
    85AnonymousAug 31, 2026 16:39
    Why are you only looking at the Switch 2? The PS5's launch timing got moved up because they panicked about Xbox, remember?
    Yet you always claim Sony doesn't even have Nintendo on its radar, doesn't take them seriously, blah blah.
    86AnonymousAug 31, 2026 16:40
    Re: #85
    The "sticker console" is dead.
    87AnonymousAug 31, 2026 16:41
    Re: #85
    Well, that's because everything you've been saying about the Switch 2 is coming right back to bite you now.
    88AnonymousAug 31, 2026 16:43
    Thinking the "shitbox" (derogatory nickname for Xbox) is somehow immune to the chip price surge is peak delusion.
    89AnonymousAug 31, 2026 16:44
    Re: #88
    Exactly this.

    The one that hiked prices the most and got completely ignored for it is Xbox.
    90AnonymousAug 31, 2026 16:45
    Re: #88
    That's not what I mean — Xbox is already losing this generation,
    so they can't afford to just sit back, watch, and delay their plans.
    91AnonymousAug 31, 2026 16:49
    Re: #90
    Nah, it'll end up as a "sticker" just like the Hands-whatever Xbox.
    Honestly, MS just slapping their badge on other companies' hardware is the easiest path for them.
    92AnonymousAug 31, 2026 16:57
    Re: #91
    Ah, I see — in that case you can't really say "following their lead is the smart move" anymore.
    I'll retract that "following is good" take.
    93AnonymousAug 31, 2026 17:06
    A console whose entire strategy has always been just cranking up the horsepower —
    I can't picture it surviving if it just stands still 🙄
    Though maybe it could work as a free-to-play-only machine?
    97AnonymousAug 31, 2026 17:10
    Re: #93
    That's wrong.
    Free-to-play is exactly where performance matters most.
    Required specs and storage keep creeping up with every update, so a console running razor-thin specs struggles hard.
    That's why Nintendo hardware and big free-to-play titles are a bad match —
    it's one reason developers lean toward PlayStation.

    Background and key points of this debate

    It’s worth noting that this kind of thread is built on speculation, since Sony has made no official statement about the PS6’s launch timing. The release gaps cited in the thread (PS to PS2: 5 years 3 months; PS4 to PS5: 7 years) are purely historical track record, with no guarantee the PS6 will follow the same rhythm. It’s also worth noting that soaring chip prices and part shortages driven by AI demand aren’t unique to the PS6 — they’re a constraint shared by Xbox and Nintendo’s next-gen hardware development too, forcing every manufacturer to tread carefully around price increases. The thread cited the expectation that GTA6 will still launch mostly on PS5-generation hardware as grounds for “no need to rush the PS6,” but readers should keep in mind that this too is user speculation, not confirmed release information.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Hardware/Industry, Geha) thread “There’s no particular reason to abandon the PS5 — which has sold roughly 100 million units and performs several times better than the Switch 2 — and rush out the PS6.”

  • “Cucuruz Doan’s Island” Gets Its Free-TV Premiere on BS12 — 5ch Calls It “The Most Boring Gundam Movie Ever”

    On August 30 at 7pm, BS12’s “Sunday Anime Theater” slot gave the film “Mobile Suit Gundam: Cucuruz Doan’s Island” its first-ever free broadcast. The slot is airing eight “Mobile Suit Gundam” series titles on a weekly rotation through September 27, and this week’s showing — following last week’s “Encounters in Space” — marked the film’s first time airing for free. On 5ch, opinions were divided: some praised director Yoshikazu Yasuhiko’s distinctive art style and the scene where Amuro crushes an enemy soldier underfoot, as well as the impact of the Gundam’s appearance near the end, while others blasted it as “the most boring movie in Gundam screen history.”

    August 30, 2026, 12:00 AM

    World Hi-Vision Channel will air the film “Mobile Suit Gundam: Cucuruz Doan’s Island” today, August 30, starting at 7pm, on BS12 Twellv’s “Sunday Anime Theater.”

    “Sunday Anime Theater” is airing eight titles from the “Mobile Suit Gundam” series on a weekly rotation through September 27. Following last week’s “Mobile Suit Gundam III: Encounters in Space [HD Remastered Version],” this week’s film, “Mobile Suit Gundam: Cucuruz Doan’s Island,” is getting its first-ever free broadcast.

    Source: news.livedoor.com / Original article here

    6AnonymousAug 30, 2026 15:08
    Never seen it — is it actually any good?
    10AnonymousAug 30, 2026 15:12
    Re: #6
    The part where Amuro kills someone entirely of his own will was great.
    16AnonymousAug 30, 2026 15:20
    Re: #6
    The overwhelming impact when the Gundam finally shows up near the end was great.
    69AnonymousAug 30, 2026 16:53
    Re: #6
    Felt dated. I prefer Hathaway or Unicorn.
    9AnonymousAug 30, 2026 15:12
    Same issue as ORIGIN — the acting in the artwork is way too exaggerated (know what I mean?), and it just didn't work for me.
    15AnonymousAug 30, 2026 15:19
    Re: #15
    That's just how all of Yasuhiko's anime are.
    17AnonymousAug 30, 2026 15:22
    Re: #15
    Ah, I see. Never watched the others, but sounds like that style wouldn't be for me either.
    49AnonymousAug 30, 2026 16:20
    Re: #15
    Yasuhiko himself probably thinks it's got character, but that style only really worked up through the Showa era (pre-1989). Even watching it now, it feels dated.
    11AnonymousAug 30, 2026 15:13
    Why did they even make this, content-wise… Next time try doing one about the Zakrello.
    70AnonymousAug 30, 2026 16:53
    Re: #11
    It's not trial and error — it's about figuring out what actually gets a reaction.
    75AnonymousAug 30, 2026 17:02
    Re: #11
    It's an episode that's been brought up online for ages, so they probably figured it could stand on its own as a movie. Originally it was only famous as a meme for its animation collapse, though.
    25AnonymousAug 30, 2026 15:35
    Sounds like an interesting title, but how is it actually?
    30AnonymousAug 30, 2026 15:42
    Re: #25
    The most boring movie in Gundam screen history.
    38AnonymousAug 30, 2026 16:06
    Re: #25
    I fell asleep halfway through.
    50AnonymousAug 30, 2026 16:21
    Does Char not appear?
    73AnonymousAug 30, 2026 16:59
    Re: #50
    There's a nice bonus where Char appears with just his voice at the start.
    124AnonymousAug 30, 2026 18:15
    Re: #50
    Char's custom Zaku II (06R) shows up.
    51AnonymousAug 30, 2026 16:21
    Wait, seriously, it's getting bad reviews? I hadn't had anything to do with Gundam since the original series, but I saw this in theaters and actually teared up a little…
    72AnonymousAug 30, 2026 16:56
    Re: #51
    Different strokes for different folks.
    52AnonymousAug 30, 2026 16:21
    Oh, the one where they simmer and eat a mermaid? Annoyingly, I can't deny that island-set stories get me excited.
    53AnonymousAug 30, 2026 16:25
    Oh, that sleek-looking Zaku, huh

    Re: #52
    Is this Chiikawa or something lol (Chiikawa = a famous cute/simplified character franchise)
    58AnonymousAug 30, 2026 16:32
    BS11 and BS12 actually get more demand than you'd think.
    63AnonymousAug 30, 2026 16:41
    Re: #58
    Watching a movie on BS12 on Saturday nights has become the norm for me. If there's no movie, it's Gundam on BS11 instead.
    115AnonymousAug 30, 2026 17:43
    Re: #58
    BS11's horse racing coverage is way better than Fuji TV's.
    60AnonymousAug 30, 2026 16:38
    Having Amuro stomp a Zeon soldier to death, huh, Yasuhiko-san…
    65AnonymousAug 30, 2026 16:43
    Re: #60
    When I watched it, someone in the audience actually chuckled at that scene. It felt less like Amuro killing a person and more like squashing a bug.
    98AnonymousAug 30, 2026 17:30
    Re: #60
    Stop it!
    80AnonymousAug 30, 2026 17:07
    Are they going to show F91 or Char's Counterattack too?
    84AnonymousAug 30, 2026 17:10
    Re: #80
    Starting next week it's the Z trilogy, then Char's Counterattack after that. This BS12 slot runs all sorts of stuff, so keep checking the official schedule regularly.
    88AnonymousAug 30, 2026 17:15
    The Z movies were rough — new and old animation styles all mixed together. The only saving grace was the changed ending where Kamille gets a happy version.
    91AnonymousAug 30, 2026 17:22
    Re: #88
    It's interesting precisely because Kamille breaks down. The new movie version ruined that.
    90AnonymousAug 30, 2026 17:20
    Anyway, why do they stubbornly refuse to air the original movie trilogy? At this point it should just be free to watch anytime. Show the original instead of Z.
    93AnonymousAug 30, 2026 17:26
    Re: #90
    The original movie trilogy was airing right up until last week, you know.
    99AnonymousAug 30, 2026 17:31
    I wonder when ZZ will get a movie.
    102AnonymousAug 30, 2026 17:33
    Re: #99
    ZZ isn't really "anime" in that sense, so that'd probably be tough.
    105AnonymousAug 30, 2026 17:38
    Re: #99
    It's been 20 years since the Z movies — no way that's happening.
    101AnonymousAug 30, 2026 17:32
    Even if they're going to adapt just one episode, why this one, I wonder. I'd rather they expanded on the one where Dad has oxygen deprivation syndrome — turns out that's actually a fake illness, and the real setup is that Tem Ray is secretly developing a next-gen mobile suit for Newtypes.
    123AnonymousAug 30, 2026 18:12
    Re: #101
    I agree, but there's just no demand anymore for sci-fi Gundam or mecha-focused Gundam. These days both the creators and the audience are only interested in "character-driven" stuff.

    Background and Key Points of the Discussion

    “Cucuruz Doan’s Island” is director Yoshikazu Yasuhiko’s theatrical reconstruction of episode 15 of the TV series that originally aired in 1979. That original episode was notorious even at the time for its rough, unstable animation, and as one commenter (#75) notes, it had long been passed down among fans as the episode that “became a meme for its animation collapse” — that notoriety is part of why it was picked for a theatrical remake. The thread’s split opinions centered mainly on Yasuhiko’s signature, stylized art direction, with some calling it “his trademark style” and others saying “that only worked up through the Showa era.” The scene where Amuro stomps an enemy soldier like a bug has also repeatedly come up as an unusually striking moment for the series. The same BS12 slot is airing eight Gundam series titles in sequence through September 27, with the “Zeta” trilogy reportedly coming next week, followed by “Char’s Counterattack.”

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Geinou/Sports News+) thread “Movie “Mobile Suit Gundam: Cucuruz Doan’s Island” gets its free TV premiere today, the 30th, at 7pm on BS12’s “Sunday Anime Theater”.”

  • Yasuko’s Children’s Cafeteria Draws Fire Over ‘LINE Reservation Only’ Policy — 5ch Asks: ‘Will It Really Reach the Truly Poor Kids?’

    Comedian Yasuko (27) announced on her X account on August 30 that she had opened a children’s cafeteria called “Yasu-mattari.” It runs once a week on an irregular schedule, and using it requires a reservation made entirely through LINE. That drew questions online, with some asking, “Won’t this fail to reach kids from truly struggling families who aren’t even allowed to have a smartphone?” Yasuko responded, “We’re working in coordination with schools.” The news sparked a wave of reactions on 5ch, with debate ranging from suggestions that schools should select and refer eligible kids, to sarcastic jabs calling it a “poverty business” because of the reservation-only setup, to alternative ideas like simply handing out leftover school lunches.

    Mon, Aug 31, 3:34 PM

    Comedian Yasuko (27) updated her X (formerly Twitter) account on the 31st. She had announced on the 30th that she was opening a children’s cafeteria called “Yasu-mattari,” and she addressed the feedback she’d received about its reservation method.

    Yasuko wrote, “I’ve opened the children’s cafeteria ‘Yasu-mattari’!! It’s all thanks to everyone who helped out. Thank you so, so much!!”

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Original article here

    5AnonymousAug 31, 2026 16:31
    Then just skip the publicity and only invite kids who get referred by their school as 'this one's genuinely poor.'
    10AnonymousAug 31, 2026 16:38
    Re: #5
    Since you brought it up, why don't you go do your own idea yourself?
    22AnonymousAug 31, 2026 16:46
    Re: #5
    Great idea!
    You go do it — I'll cheer you on with everything I've got.
    8AnonymousAug 31, 2026 16:37
    Even families on welfare (seiho) have smartphones.
    21AnonymousAug 31, 2026 16:46
    Re: #8
    Yeah, on 10-gig Flet's Hikari fiber, no less.
    27AnonymousAug 31, 2026 16:51
    Once a week *irregular schedule

    Reservation-only lolololol

    Why do you need to screen people that hard?
    You gonna feed like two hand-picked kids?
    85AnonymousAug 31, 2026 17:32
    Re: #27
    Well, she's a TV industry person, so she's probably learned the trick — hand-picking people who 'look the part' so that when reporters show up, or when she posts about it herself, it makes for good PR.
    30AnonymousAug 31, 2026 16:51
    There's always someone out there who does nothing themselves but complains like a pro.
    33AnonymousAug 31, 2026 16:53
    Re: #30
    That's literally you.
    52AnonymousAug 31, 2026 17:05
    People who complain about this must just be irritated at everything in life.
    55AnonymousAug 31, 2026 17:08
    Re: #52
    Nah, come on lol

    Once a week *irregular schedule
    LINE reservation only

    That's not even a children's cafeteria anymore.
    Do a little homework before you post.
    61AnonymousAug 31, 2026 17:13
    Re: #1
    Watching it on TV, I thought — instead of spending money on the interior, use that cash to feed even one more kid. Did the entrance really need an automatic door?
    119AnonymousAug 31, 2026 17:57
    Re: #61
    What do you mean? Is this tied to the 24-Hour TV telethon?
    64AnonymousAug 31, 2026 17:15
    Where in Katsushika Ward is it? I want to go check it out, so someone tell me.
    65AnonymousAug 31, 2026 17:16
    Re: #64
    Please make your reservation on LINE first~ There ya go~
    78AnonymousAug 31, 2026 17:26
    If the school already knows which families are struggling, couldn't the school just send the leftover lunches home with those kids? I genuinely don't get the point of this~
    79AnonymousAug 31, 2026 17:28
    Re: #78
    Because it's a poverty business.
    80AnonymousAug 31, 2026 17:29
    Re: #78
    Handing out leftover school lunches would definitely become a problem.
    100AnonymousAug 31, 2026 17:40
    Re: #78
    There's the food-poisoning risk, and the kid who takes food home might get bullied for it, but more than anything, public institutions run on the principle of equal treatment. Honestly, plenty of kids would want free food given the chance, so it'd be tough to draw a line on who qualifies and then split things fairly even among the kids inside that line. Outsiders can say 'don't overthink it,' but it's the teachers on the ground who actually have to deal with complaints from pushy 'monster parents.'
    90AnonymousAug 31, 2026 17:35
    Hmm…
    I get what she's going for, and I do give her credit, but telling a kid outright, 'If you're poor and can't eat, come to my place' — is that really okay?
    Can't this kind of thing be handled more discreetly?
    And isn't this probably being kept secret from the school too?
    95AnonymousAug 31, 2026 17:37
    Re: #90
    Stop giving her credit and go do it yourself.
    128AnonymousAug 31, 2026 18:03
    Re: #90
    That's exactly why most children's cafeterias are set up so anyone can come, poor or not. But when a celebrity runs one, people flood in, so Yasuko's place is probably trying reservations and other trial-and-error fixes because of that.
    107AnonymousAug 31, 2026 17:48
    By the way, this isn't even her own money.
    108AnonymousAug 31, 2026 17:49
    Re: #107
    Wait, really? It's not?
    118AnonymousAug 31, 2026 17:54
    Re: #107
    Isn't she funding it out of her own pocket?
    151AnonymousAug 31, 2026 18:32
    Re: #107
    Wait, seriously?! Is that true?!
    117AnonymousAug 31, 2026 17:54
    Honestly, some people who run children's cafeterias are just chasing subsidies, and on the user side too, it's not always the truly poor — plenty of well-off 'beggars' show up for free food even though they've got income, a car, and parents. And sure enough, here too, the LINE reservation system leaves poor families who can't afford smartphones out in the cold — kind of says it all. The intentions might be admirable, but wouldn't it be better to do relief visits or soup kitchens at disaster areas or children's group homes instead?
    120AnonymousAug 31, 2026 17:58
    So the plan is: the school certifies 'this kid is poor,' and only then does the reservation get made?
    122AnonymousAug 31, 2026 18:00
    Re: #117 Re: #120
    Why do you assume it's a place only for poor people?
    135AnonymousAug 31, 2026 18:07
    Re: #117
    Just reading this thread proves it — when you run volunteer work aimed at low-income people, folks outside the target group get noisy about this and that, and it turns into a mess. A reservation system is a good way to keep those noisy types from butting in. Makes me want to say: put in some work or money instead of just running your mouth.
    129AnonymousAug 31, 2026 18:03
    Re: #122
    Rich kids actually have someone at home, lol. Even without a parent around, there's someone.
    137AnonymousAug 31, 2026 18:08
    Re: #129
    A children's cafeteria is probably more fun.
    136AnonymousAug 31, 2026 18:07
    A soup kitchen would be way better.
    139AnonymousAug 31, 2026 18:09
    Re: #136
    You're welcome to do it — go on, hurry up.
    143AnonymousAug 31, 2026 18:19
    Re: #136
    You go do it.
    144AnonymousAug 31, 2026 18:20
    Given how people feel about her right now, Fuwa-chan (fellow comedian Fuwa-chan) is probably rated higher.
    154AnonymousAug 31, 2026 18:35
    Re: #144
    No way, that can't be right.
    157AnonymousAug 31, 2026 18:40
    Re: #144
    Whenever Yasuko comes up, this opinion always shows up, but among the general public, it's probably still Yasuko who's more liked. Can't say for sure if it's just an online thing, though.

    Background and Points of Debate

    Japan is said to have more than 9,000 children’s cafeterias nationwide, and most operate not as poverty-only services but as places any local child can use — a point raised in the thread too, with users noting that “most children’s cafeterias let kids in even if they’re not poor.” When a celebrity runs one, applicants can flood in and crowd out the very families the service is meant to help, which is why some adopt a reservation system — but beyond saying she’s “coordinating with schools,” Yasuko hasn’t given any further explanation in the article. The thread split over how to read this: does the LINE reservation system shut out struggling families without smartphones, or does the school partnership secure access for the intended kids through a separate channel? Speculation also flew over whether the funding comes out of Yasuko’s own pocket, but the article doesn’t confirm this either way, so these open questions will have to wait for further reporting.

    *This article is compiled and summarized from the 5ch (Geinou/Sports News+) thread “Yasuko Responds to Concerns Over Her Children’s Cafeteria’s LINE Reservation Method — ‘Won’t It Fail to Reach Truly Poor Kids?’ — ‘We’re Coordinating with Schools’.”