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  • Job-Hunting NEET Thread Spirals Into a Gender War — 5ch: ‘Bottom of the Barrel, But Still a Woman’

    A thread appeared on 5ch’s Newsspeed VIP board, started by a 27-year-old NEET with bipolar disorder who wrote that he’d be heading to the unemployment office (Hello Work) the day after tomorrow. Early replies focused on practical advice — job training programs, job-hunting tips — but the conversation gradually morphed into a heated debate over the gender gap, with claims like “women don’t struggle to find jobs or relationships even with an employment gap.” Late in the thread, a regular poster going by the handle “Kasanobon,” who claimed to earn 15 million yen a year, barged in — and when pressed for proof of income, the screenshot he posted only deepened doubts about whether he was telling the truth.

    1AnonymousSep 14, 2026 17:10
    Get serious about your job search.
    17AnonymousSep 14, 2026 17:18
    Why not try job training?
    If you're living alone, you can get 100,000 yen a month.
    19AnonymousSep 14, 2026 17:20
    Re: #17
    I'll definitely find something good!!!
    20AnonymousSep 14, 2026 17:21
    Re: #17
    I live with my parents, so I don't qualify…
    41AnonymousSep 14, 2026 18:11
    Re: #40
    Must be nice being a woman — you can land a part-time job in no time. I've got nothing left to rely on but disability hiring.
    43AnonymousSep 14, 2026 18:12
    Re: #41
    I don't think it's about being a woman, I think it's about not having an employment gap.
    44AnonymousSep 14, 2026 18:12
    Re: #43
    Even with a gap, it's still easier than it is for men.
    46AnonymousSep 14, 2026 18:16
    Re: #43
    If you were a guy with bipolar disorder stuck in part-time jobs, there's no way you'd ever land a girlfriend — so be thankful you were born a woman.
    47AnonymousSep 14, 2026 18:16
    Re: #46
    Well, for what it's worth, I'm technically the eldest daughter, born somewhere between "able-bodied" and "disabled" myself.
    48AnonymousSep 14, 2026 18:24
    Re: #47
    But you do have a boyfriend, don't you? I've never had a partner in 27 years.
    50AnonymousSep 14, 2026 18:25
    Re: #47
    No matter how much you try to talk yourself down, the fact that you currently have a boyfriend — and have had several exes before him — already makes you a winner.
    57AnonymousSep 14, 2026 18:32
    Re: #52
    In high school, someone filmed me confessing to a guy I liked, it got spread around, and I became a laughingstock. That trauma is why I've never had a partner since.
    59AnonymousSep 14, 2026 18:34
    Re: #57
    Yeah, that'll leave a scar. That's rough.
    62AnonymousSep 14, 2026 18:39
    Re: #59
    So just stay out of my thread already. Nothing pisses me off more than someone who's bottom-of-the-barrel like me but still has a partner just because she's a woman.
    64AnonymousSep 14, 2026 18:41
    Re: #62
    And here I thought we were finally getting along. That's sad.
    66AnonymousSep 14, 2026 18:43
    Re: #62
    I get how you feel. Only someone with nothing can understand the feelings of someone with nothing.
    77AnonymousSep 14, 2026 18:47
    I got bullied in elementary and middle school too — it made me bad with guys, couldn't even get close to them. But that changed once I moved into a science-track class.
    81AnonymousSep 14, 2026 18:50
    Re: #77
    So you went to a science-track class and just ate up all the guys, huh. Don't go calling yourself "bottom of the barrel" after that.
    84AnonymousSep 14, 2026 18:51
    Re: #77
    See, it's all right there in that last line: "I'm not like you people. I was able to change. I'm blessed. I'm a winner. I'm not at the bottom."
    80AnonymousSep 14, 2026 18:49
    Whatever, forget it. It's just sad that people get treated so differently over something as simple as gender.
    85AnonymousSep 14, 2026 18:51
    Re: #80
    It's not about gender. It's about whether you have a partner. Dump your boyfriend right now and you're welcome back.
    87AnonymousSep 14, 2026 18:52
    Re: #80
    That's not it. If it were just about gender, none of this would be happening.

    The fact that you don't even get that says it all about you.
    83AnonymousSep 14, 2026 18:51
    Re: #81
    I only dated two guys in the science-track class, and I didn't "eat up" either of them.
    88AnonymousSep 14, 2026 18:53
    Re: #83
    Then let me be the one you eat up.
    89AnonymousSep 14, 2026 18:53
    Re: #83
    But you still ended up with a boyfriend, didn't you.
    92AnonymousSep 14, 2026 18:54
    Re: #89
    Well, whenever I confessed to a guy I liked, he pretty much always said yes.
    94AnonymousSep 14, 2026 18:56
    Re: #92
    Meanwhile my confession video got spread all over the internet. What is this difference.
    96AnonymousSep 14, 2026 18:57
    Re: #92
    Someone with a face good enough to succeed almost every time she confesses has no business in my thread.
    90AnonymousSep 14, 2026 18:54
    Re: #84
    Compared to my friends, I haven't accomplished anything. They're all full-time employees putting real money into their households.
    93AnonymousSep 14, 2026 18:55
    Re: #90
    Wow, I'm so impressive — unemployed and somehow still putting money into the household. (sarcasm)
    114AnonymousSep 14, 2026 19:03
    Re: #109
    Yeah, maybe. But being right isn't the same as saying what he actually needs to hear.
    117AnonymousSep 14, 2026 19:05
    Re: #114
    But for a guy to end up here and even set a fixed handle name (a "kotehan" — unusual on an anonymous board like this), something must have really gone wrong for you to hit rock bottom. What happened?
    123AnonymousSep 14, 2026 19:08
    Re: #117
    I'm not rock bottom. I still pull in 15 million yen a year.

    It's less about "what happened" and more that I'd have to explain what my whole existence even was.

    Well, I won't get into that.

    Still, you're right that just being here means I'm at least not exactly fulfilled.
    125AnonymousSep 14, 2026 19:09
    Re: #123
    Honestly, that's just impressive.
    130AnonymousSep 14, 2026 19:11
    Re: #123
    Lying just because you hate being called a NEET is pretty lame.
    142AnonymousSep 14, 2026 19:16
    Re: #139
    I have acquaintances and friends too, you know — I don't want to say anything that could get me identified.
    149AnonymousSep 14, 2026 19:18
    Re: #142
    Just pull up your assets in some app and screenshot it, or take a nice clean screenshot of your pay stub or something.
    155AnonymousSep 14, 2026 19:21
    Re: #149
    I'm not an employee, so there's no pay stub. I've got purchase orders, invoices, and contracts, but I can't show those.

    Besides, if I were really a NEET, there's no way I'd know this much about taxes.
    161AnonymousSep 14, 2026 19:23
    Re: #155
    Just hurry up and show something already. The last guy who claimed this actually posted a screenshot.
    148AnonymousSep 14, 2026 19:18
    By the way, the 15 million is this year's projection.

    Last year it was 10 million.

    I could show you a scrap of my tax return, but you'd just say it's photoshopped or AI-generated anyway.

    I didn't even bother adjusting my income below 9 million to dodge the progressive tax brackets, so I'm getting hit hard on taxes — cut me some slack.
    153AnonymousSep 14, 2026 19:20
    Re: #148
    Fine, just show it then.
    163AnonymousSep 14, 2026 19:24
    Re: #153
    Here.
    170AnonymousSep 14, 2026 19:26
    Re: #163
    It's all blurry, I can't make out anything. And what's with that "A-I-U-E-O" gibberish (Japanese placeholder text, like using "ABCDE" as dummy filler)?
    176AnonymousSep 14, 2026 19:36
    Speaking as someone with a Level 2 bookkeeping certification (boki, a common Japanese accounting qualification), what's shown in Re: #163 is "revenue" — annual sales — not actual income.

    Profit margins vary by industry, but with 10 million yen in annual revenue, what you actually take home could be about the same as a regular company employee, or even less.

    Background and Key Points of This Discussion

    The “job training gets you 100,000 yen a month” system mentioned in the thread refers to Japan’s Vocational Training Benefit. It comes with eligibility requirements tied to household income and assets, so simply living alone doesn’t automatically qualify you for the payment. Separately, when a poster claimed a 15-million-yen annual income late in the thread, another user holding a Level 2 bookkeeping certification pointed out that the figure shown was “revenue” rather than actual income, and that take-home pay in some industries can be little different from that of an ordinary company employee — a useful lens for judging the truth of this kind of “income bragging.” Another notable feature of the thread was that opinions on whether men and women face different levels of difficulty in job hunting and dating never quite reconciled, with the debate running to the end without reaching any real conclusion.

    ※This article is compiled from excerpts and a summary of the 5ch (Newsspeed VIP) thread “27-Year-Old Bipolar NEET Heading to Hello Work the Day After Tomorrow.”

  • Setagaya Ward considers expanding minpaku operating days to 180 — easing rules for compliant hosts who live on-site

    Tokyo’s Setagaya Ward has drawn up a proposed ordinance amendment aimed at easing regulations on minpaku (private home-stay lodging). Under the plan, “compliant operators” who meet certain conditions — such as having the host live on-site — would see their annual cap on operating days raised from 120 to 180. While wards like Shinjuku have been moving to tighten regulations in response to minpaku-related trouble around Tokyo, Setagaya is steering in the opposite direction. On 5channel threads, comments included “Why are wards taking such different approaches?” and “Could this also be about tackling the vacant-house problem?”, with opinions split over the ward’s reportedly high number of vacant homes and the potential impact on land prices.

    Amid a string of minpaku-related troubles and a move toward tighter regulation across Tokyo, Setagaya Ward has drawn up a proposed ordinance amendment that would ease restrictions under certain conditions.

    Operating days to go from 120 to 180

    Footage filmed around 11:30 p.m. by a woman troubled by minpaku trouble in her neighborhood. Loud music and voices can be heard coming from inside the house.

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Read the original article here

    10AnonymousSep 14, 2026 18:52
    You could say they're staying true to their liberal principles, if you squint at it that way.
    18AnonymousSep 14, 2026 18:54
    Isn't Setagaya where rich celebrities live? (@Kansai)
    88AnonymousSep 14, 2026 19:10
    Re: #18
    More of a Sazae-san vibe to me (@Kansai) (Sazae-san: a classic anime about an ordinary, old-fashioned middle-class family)
    37AnonymousSep 14, 2026 18:58
    Even when problems come up, it's the police who deal with it, not the ward.
    193AnonymousSep 14, 2026 19:38
    Re: #37
    And then no charges get filed.
    43AnonymousSep 14, 2026 18:59
    This is probably meant to bring land prices down — things are way too bubbly right now.
    53AnonymousSep 14, 2026 19:01
    Re: #43
    Land prices in Setagaya have gone completely insane. If legalizing minpaku ends up hurting public safety, it might throw cold water on that price surge.
    60AnonymousSep 14, 2026 19:03
    Shinjuku bans minpaku, Setagaya loosens the rules — how did they end up so far apart?
    64AnonymousSep 14, 2026 19:03
    Re: #60
    The minpaku shut out of Shinjuku might come flooding into Setagaya instead.
    72AnonymousSep 14, 2026 19:06
    The government's actual job is to identify the problems and manage them — a blanket ban is just laziness. That said, Setagaya isn't really on the tourist route, so it's unclear how many visitors it could even draw.
    136AnonymousSep 14, 2026 19:20
    Don't know the details, but is the Setagaya ward mayor far-left? Is it a ward where a lot of leftist residents live too?
    138AnonymousSep 14, 2026 19:20
    Won't this just drive the high-income residents out?
    147AnonymousSep 14, 2026 19:22
    Re: #138
    Where would they even go, lol. Anywhere in central Tokyo is the same story, lol.
    150AnonymousSep 14, 2026 19:22
    Shinjuku Ward tightens minpaku regulations — existing facilities included in bid to improve conditions, but fears grow over rise in "underground minpaku"
    https://news.yahoo.co.jp/articles/6d6dc2279960fc9ed53f7c407e40fe022123f4f1

    What a mess, lol

    If a crackdown just pushes it underground, isn't Setagaya's approach of bringing it into the open the smarter move?
    181AnonymousSep 14, 2026 19:33
    Re: #150
    If underground listings increase, the police just need to do their job and crack down on them.
    157AnonymousSep 14, 2026 19:24
    Isn't this exactly the moment minpaku regulations should be getting tighter, not looser?
    163AnonymousSep 14, 2026 19:26
    Re: #157
    Probably because Setagaya has a serious vacant-house problem.
    165AnonymousSep 14, 2026 19:28
    Setagaya's full of vacant houses. They might be pushing minpaku as a way to deal with that.
    178AnonymousSep 14, 2026 19:31
    Re: #165
    Apparently the number of vacant single-family homes there is staggering. Where did the kids go, I wonder — gave up on the family home for a tower condo downtown?
    187AnonymousSep 14, 2026 19:34
    It was Setagaya residents who elected their ward mayor, so what can you do. Suginami and Setagaya just have to live with it.
    192AnonymousSep 14, 2026 19:38
    Re: #187
    Isn't that a bit narrow-minded? Accepting inbound tourism and foreign workers is national policy. You didn't actually vote for the LDP, did you???
    200AnonymousSep 14, 2026 19:41
    Well, Setagaya's far from the main tourist areas downtown and access isn't great. How many people would really go out of their way to stay there?
    202AnonymousSep 14, 2026 19:42
    Re: #200
    Maybe as a base for "yami baito" jobs (shady gigs, often scams or crimes, recruited anonymously online).
    206AnonymousSep 14, 2026 19:44
    Setagaya apparently has a serious vacant-house problem, so this is probably a response to local demand.

    "Japan's No. 1 in vacant homes": Setagaya Ward, "We can't tear it down…" — the circumstances owners are stuck with
    https://www.tv-tokyo.co.jp/plus/business/entry/202508/17314.html
    222AnonymousSep 14, 2026 19:51
    Re: #206
    "I don't want to pay the taxes" — that one line would've covered it, but they dragged it out into a whole article.

    Background and Key Points of This Discussion

    Under Japan’s Private Lodging Business Act, minpaku operators face a statutory cap of 180 operating days per year, and Setagaya Ward’s proposed amendment would raise the limit up to that legal ceiling — meaning the easing stays within the bounds of existing law. By contrast, Osaka’s “special zone minpaku” operate under a separate legal framework with no such day-count limit at all, and the comparisons drawn in the thread between the Shinjuku and Osaka cases got tangled and are worth untangling. Setagaya has been reported to have a notably high vacancy rate, and some see the deregulation as partly aimed at putting empty homes to use, though this is not something the ward has officially confirmed. The thread also included posts speculating about the mayor’s political leanings and about residents of particular nationalities; these are unsubstantiated guesses and shouldn’t be taken at face value.

    *This article is compiled and summarized from the 5channel (News Speed+) thread “[Tokyo] Setagaya Ward considers easing minpaku regulations, expanding operating days to 180 — for compliant operators whose host lives on-site.”

  • Box Office Rankings: ‘Chiikawa’ Holds No. 1 for Second Straight Week — Even Without Bonus Freebies

    In the national box office rankings for September 11–13, “Chiikawa the Movie: Secret of the Mermaid Island” held on to the No. 1 spot for a second straight week. Many were surprised it kept the top spot even in a week with no admission bonus items being handed out, while the newly opened “Look Back” didn’t climb as high as expected, prompting comparisons with the original manga and its earlier anime film. The other new release, “The Odyssey,” topped Chiikawa in average ticket price and has been taking the No. 1 spot in country after country overseas — including the U.S. and U.K. — yet still couldn’t beat Chiikawa in Japan, which also became a talking point.

    September 14, 2026

    The Top 10 national box office rankings for September 11–13 were released by Kogyo Tsushinsha, with “Chiikawa the Movie: Secret of the Mermaid Island” topping the chart for a second consecutive week.

    (…snip…)

    Source: natalie.mu / Original article here

    3AnonymousSep 14, 2026 18:07
    Watching Showa-retro exploration videos on YouTube is way more fun than watching that Peace-kun mascot from Omiya Park.
    5AnonymousSep 14, 2026 18:07
    I was SO sure Look Back would take No. 1 by a landslide!
    10AnonymousSep 14, 2026 18:10
    Look Back's numbers were lower than I expected.

    Well, the anime turned out great too, so I guess it didn't need a live-action version.
    23AnonymousSep 14, 2026 18:16
    Re: #10
    Eh, the anime wasn't all that either…
    14AnonymousSep 14, 2026 18:13
    Chiikawa: "Just you wait, Demon Slayer!"
    16AnonymousSep 14, 2026 18:13
    Re: #14
    Nah, that's impossible lol
    18AnonymousSep 14, 2026 18:14
    No. 1 movie (brought to you by bonus goodies)
    28AnonymousSep 14, 2026 18:17
    Re: #18
    There were no bonus items last week
    They'd already handed them all out by the 6th
    New bonus items start up again this Saturday
    25AnonymousSep 14, 2026 18:17
    Exactly as expected — Chiikawa pulls crowds with its bonus items
    What wasn't expected was Look Back flopping this hard
    30AnonymousSep 14, 2026 18:18
    Re: #25
    Chiikawa had no bonus items this time
    53AnonymousSep 14, 2026 18:35
    Re: #30
    I saw a news post saying some round of bonuses includes drop stickers and even a 50-page booklet
    61AnonymousSep 14, 2026 18:39
    Re: #53
    This Saturday's bonus item is the booklet
    It'll probably sell out instantly
    Should be gone by Sunday
    62AnonymousSep 14, 2026 18:39
    Re: #53
    The bonus from two weeks ago sold out over that Sat-Sun
    The next one doesn't start until this weekend, meaning there was no bonus at all this past week
    36AnonymousSep 14, 2026 18:22
    "The Odyssey" — ancient times or near future, doesn't matter, Matt Damon just can't seem to get home. Classic.
    41AnonymousSep 14, 2026 18:26
    Re: #36
    That pattern again, huh lol
    46AnonymousSep 14, 2026 18:28
    Well, it's No. 1 in box office revenue, so…
    80AnonymousSep 14, 2026 18:49
    Re: #46
    Average ticket price is ¥1,640 for Odyssey vs ¥1,420 for Chiikawa
    Friday, Odyssey led in attendance too
    Saturday, Chiikawa won attendance but Odyssey still won revenue
    But by Sunday, Chiikawa pulled well ahead
    And that's during a week with no bonus items lol
    98AnonymousSep 14, 2026 19:05
    Re: #46
    Even with an attendance gap like that, Nolan's incredible — takes No. 1 in revenue with a sky-high ticket price
    48AnonymousSep 14, 2026 18:30
    No. 1 in the US → The Odyssey
    No. 1 in the UK → The Odyssey
    No. 1 in Canada → The Odyssey
    No. 1 in France → The Odyssey
    No. 1 in South Korea → The Odyssey


    No. 1 in Japan → Chiikawa
    83AnonymousSep 14, 2026 18:50
    Re: #48
    Japan, refusing to go with the flow
    50AnonymousSep 14, 2026 18:34
    Wait, the original title is just 'Odyssey' — why'd they change it to something weird [in Japanese]?
    52AnonymousSep 14, 2026 18:35
    Re: #50
    Because 'Odyssey' was already used as the Japanese title for that Matt Damon Mars movie
    63AnonymousSep 14, 2026 18:39
    Re: #50
    It's fine, it sticks to the source title.
    That other 'Odyssey' was a near-future Mars survival movie with the same director and lead actor, so it already claimed the name.
    51AnonymousSep 14, 2026 18:35
    While theater attendance is shrinking worldwide
    Japan's the only place where it's actually growing
    Say what you want, but thriving thanks to homegrown films isn't a bad thing
    55AnonymousSep 14, 2026 18:37
    Re: #51
    It's the movie boom Demon Slayer kicked off
    Reminds me of Space Battleship Yamato
    70AnonymousSep 14, 2026 18:42
    Re: #51
    Even if some people roll their eyes like 'Conan again?! Chiikawa again?!'
    it still gets people who normally wouldn't set foot in a theater to show up
    and some of them turn into repeat moviegoers
    56AnonymousSep 14, 2026 18:37
    Even Fuji TV probably didn't expect Chiikawa's popularity to hold on all the way until 'Bayside Shakedown' opened
    89AnonymousSep 14, 2026 18:54
    Re: #56
    You'd think Fuji TV's cut would be bigger from 'Bayside Shakedown' than from Chiikawa though lol
    57AnonymousSep 14, 2026 18:37
    Re: #52
    Wait, isn't that 'The Martian'?
    Why'd they change it to 'Odyssey'?
    59AnonymousSep 14, 2026 18:38
    Re: #57
    Beats me… go ask whoever renamed it
    65AnonymousSep 14, 2026 18:40
    Ugh, I went during a week with no Chiikawa bonus item
    90AnonymousSep 14, 2026 18:54
    Re: #65
    Honestly, it was nice that it wasn't crowded
    But I do want the next bonus item lol
    67AnonymousSep 14, 2026 18:41
    Re: #63
    You're mixing up 'Odyssey' with 'Interstellar'
    'Odyssey's' director is Ridley Scott
    75AnonymousSep 14, 2026 18:44
    Re: #67
    My bad.
    'Odyssey' is also about a lone astronaut on Mars, trying and failing his way toward getting home — so the title does fit, in its own way.
    78AnonymousSep 14, 2026 18:46
    Impressive, considering the bonus items are gone
    I figured they'd hold off on bonuses this week out of courtesy to 'Bayside Shakedown,' but nope — they've got an extra-large one ready
    79AnonymousSep 14, 2026 18:49
    Re: #78
    Depends on screen count and showtimes, but it'd be pretty bad if 'Bayside Shakedown' can't take No. 1 on opening weekend
    82AnonymousSep 14, 2026 18:50
    I really don't want 'Bayside Shakedown' to lose to Chiikawa
    85AnonymousSep 14, 2026 18:51
    Re: #82
    'Bayside Shakedown' has taken a lot of hits to its reputation over the years, and they're making this one like a decade too late — it might just flop
    87AnonymousSep 14, 2026 18:52
    Re: #82
    It'll have to make its money on opening Friday
    If the content turns out bad, that'll be the end of it

    Background and Key Points

    The box office rankings are compiled by Kogyo Tsushinsha over a three-day Friday-to-Sunday window, and attendance (number of ticket-buyers) and box office revenue (yen amount) are two separate metrics. That distinction is what caught the thread’s attention: even in a week with no bonus items, “Chiikawa the Movie” held on to the No. 1 spot in attendance, while “The Odyssey,” which has a higher average ticket price, occasionally came out ahead in revenue despite trailing in attendance. The Japanese title for that film appears to stay faithful to the original title while avoiding confusion with “Odyssey,” the 2015 film directed by Ridley Scott and starring Matt Damon that was also released in Japan under that name. Also notable: while “The Odyssey” topped the charts in many countries overseas, including the U.S. and U.K., “Chiikawa the Movie” was the only one to beat it in Japan — taken by some as a sign of just how strong homegrown character-content popularity is domestically. Meanwhile, the newly opened “Look Back” didn’t climb as high in the rankings as expected beforehand, sparking mixed opinions in comparisons with the original manga and its earlier anime film adaptation.

    *This article is compiled from excerpts and a summary of the 5ch (Entertainment/Sports News+) thread “[National Box Office Rankings] ‘Chiikawa the Movie’ Holds No. 1 in Attendance, Four New Releases Including ‘The Odyssey’ and ‘Look Back’ Debut.”

  • Matsuko Says She’s Team Single-Ply Toilet Paper, and Her Reason Is Crystal Clear: “Double-Ply Just Doesn’t Feel Like You’ve Wiped”

    During a live appearance on “5-ji ni Muchuu!”, Matsuko Deluxe declared herself firmly “Team Single-Ply” when it comes to toilet paper, explaining, “I don’t buy the expensive stuff — I buy the cheapest one there is.” The remark sparked a 5channel thread where opinions split over which is more economical and easier to wipe with, single-ply or double-ply. Some argued that if you fold it up, there’s no real difference either way; others insisted single-ply makes it easier to control how much you use and cuts down on waste, while still others countered that without double-ply, it just doesn’t feel like you’ve properly wiped. The discussion even branched into claims of a regional divide, with single-ply reportedly selling better in western Japan and double-ply in eastern Japan.

    9/14 (Mon) 18:04

    Matsuko Deluxe appeared live on TOKYO MX’s “5-ji ni Muchuu!” (weekdays at 5pm) on the 14th as the Monday commentator, and revealed that she’s on Team Single-Ply for toilet paper.

    The show got lively over the topic of toilet paper. Matsuko insisted, “Me, I’m single-ply. Definitely single-ply,” before adding, “I don’t buy the expensive stuff either — I buy the cheapest one.”

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Original article here

    2AnonymousSep 14, 2026 18:29
    Huh?
    Single-ply gets poop on your hand though
    4AnonymousSep 14, 2026 18:29
    Don't bring up curry while I'm eating a turd (a twist on the classic 2ch line "don't talk about poop while you're eating curry")
    6AnonymousSep 14, 2026 18:30
    Double-ply runs out faster, you know
    11AnonymousSep 14, 2026 18:31
    The rolls these days don't even have a cardboard core,
    so it's a real head-scratcher figuring out how to use it down to the last bit
    12AnonymousSep 14, 2026 18:32
    I roll single-ply up and jam it right into my crack to wipe, so no poop ever gets on my fingers~
    Double-ply ends up pulling out the same length as single-ply anyway, so it's a waste — pass
    13AnonymousSep 14, 2026 18:32
    With single-ply your finger's basically guaranteed to end up in your butthole
    14AnonymousSep 14, 2026 18:32
    If you fold it before wiping, aren't they basically the same? With double-ply you only need to tear off half the length of single-ply
    18AnonymousSep 14, 2026 18:34
    What's with all these pointless threads on the entertainment/sports board?
    19AnonymousSep 14, 2026 18:34
    If you've got hemorrhoids, it's gotta be double-ply
    20AnonymousSep 14, 2026 18:35
    Forget that!
    Once you're past 50, silent farts get scary.
    I swear something solid's gonna slip out one of these days — genuinely terrified
    24AnonymousSep 14, 2026 18:36
    There's always that one guy spinning the roll for like 20 seconds lol
    That's gonna clog the toilet
    36AnonymousSep 14, 2026 18:39
    Re: #24
    Feels like Tsuji-chan used about that much
    Just a hunch (referring to a well-known TV personality)
    25AnonymousSep 14, 2026 18:36
    Whether it's single or double, don't you fold it up to your preferred thickness before wiping?
    Are you seriously wiping with just one thin sheet of single-ply? lol
    28AnonymousSep 14, 2026 18:37
    Re: #25
    If you're a bit loose and there's extra moisture, doesn't your finger poke right through before you know it? lol
    31AnonymousSep 14, 2026 18:38
    Rough, scratchy single-ply is the pinnacle
    My back door won't settle for anything less ("kikumon," literally "chrysanthemum gate," is slang for the anus)
    39AnonymousSep 14, 2026 18:40
    Re: #31
    Sounds like it'd be seriously discolored down there
    32AnonymousSep 14, 2026 18:38
    Are they seriously going to turn every single one of this guy's preferences into a news article?
    33AnonymousSep 14, 2026 18:38
    Soft double-ply tears and you get poop on your finger
    37AnonymousSep 14, 2026 18:39
    The manual for water-saving toilets these days
    actually recommends single-ply
    38AnonymousSep 14, 2026 18:39
    I go single-ply because I like spinning off a huge wad of it
    41AnonymousSep 14, 2026 18:40
    There's double-ply out there that feels just like single-ply and I really hate it
    Double-ply should just standardize on that thick, fluffy texture
    42AnonymousSep 14, 2026 18:41
    You end up layering it to wipe anyway, so factoring in the hassle, double-ply's fine by me
    Two sheets of double-ply is probably about equal to three sheets of single-ply
    43AnonymousSep 14, 2026 18:41
    Bits of torn paper ball up and get tangled in my butt hair
    48AnonymousSep 14, 2026 18:45
    Re: #1
    When you only need a little, double-ply tends to end up bulkier
    49AnonymousSep 14, 2026 18:45
    I just pat the water off my butt, so I only use two double-ply squares
    50AnonymousSep 14, 2026 18:46
    By the way, what kind of custom-made bidet toilet does she even use?
    52AnonymousSep 14, 2026 18:47
    Didn't some American university publish research on this?
    Apparently for the same effect, single-ply lasts about 1.5 times longer
    53AnonymousSep 14, 2026 18:47
    Thing is, with single-ply you end up using more of it
    54AnonymousSep 14, 2026 18:47
    Double-ply clogs easily
    Between the thickness and being able to control the total amount you use, single-ply wins
    55AnonymousSep 14, 2026 18:47
    Do double-ply people not use a bidet or something?
    59AnonymousSep 14, 2026 18:50
    Re: #55
    Apparently single-ply sells more in western Japan and double-ply in eastern Japan
    85AnonymousSep 14, 2026 18:59
    Re: #55
    No way I could go without a bidet

    Background and Talking Points

    The single-ply vs. double-ply preference isn’t just a matter of individual taste — it’s often discussed as a divide shaped by region and generation. In the thread, too, opinions clashed between those who prioritize the “feeling of having actually wiped” and those who value the economy of using less paper, and no clear consensus emerged on which is “correct.” Some pointed out that, depending on how you fold it, usage ends up about the same either way, suggesting the issue can’t really be reduced to a simple either/or. Worth noting: the actual thread also contained plenty of posts poking fun at Matsuko’s body type and bathroom habits, but since that’s separate from the practical discussion of choosing toilet paper that sparked the topic, it’s been left out of this article.

    ※This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5channel (Geinou/Sports News+) thread “Matsuko Says She’s Team Single-Ply Toilet Paper, and Her Reason Is Crystal Clear: “Double-Ply Just Doesn’t Feel Like You’ve Wiped”.”

  • ‘Chiikawa the Movie’ Announces 5th Bonus Item — a ‘Secret Book’ — 5ch: ‘I Absolutely Need This’

    It was announced on the 14th that “Chiikawa the Movie: The Mermaid Island Secret,” currently a smash hit, will hand out a 52-page “Secret Book” as its 5th admission bonus starting on the 19th, the first day of Silver Week. The booklet reportedly includes story illustrations that original creator Nagano drew while conceiving the “Siren arc,” letting readers see early concept details that had previously only been described in a long-form interview on the official website. On 5ch, reactions were largely upbeat — “I absolutely need this,” “how lavish” — but the thread also buzzed with gripes about the repeated bonus-item marketing, the film’s box-office numbers, and sold-out theater merchandise, so the excitement wasn’t limited to the bonus content alone.

    Mon, Sep 14, 4:35 PM

    It was announced on the 14th that “Chiikawa the Movie: The Mermaid Island Secret,” currently playing to smash-hit success, will distribute a lavish booklet called the “Secret Book” as its 5th admission bonus starting on the 19th, the first day of Silver Week.

    The “Secret Book” bonus is a hefty limited-edition booklet running a full 52 pages. It includes the “story illustrations” that original creator and illustrator Nagano drew back when conceiving the “Siren arc,” offering a rare look at early concept art — material previously only described in a long-form interview on the official website, which revealed details such as “a character called ‘that girl’ was placed where the siren would have been” and “Hitoha and Futaba originally had faces and lines.”

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Original article here

    4AnonymousSep 14, 2026 17:15
    The level of planning behind this is insane — but hey, the fans are happy
    9AnonymousSep 14, 2026 17:18
    Re: #4
    The ones who are happy are the scalpers
    5AnonymousSep 14, 2026 17:16
    Aw, kids are gonna love this
    30AnonymousSep 14, 2026 17:28
    Re: #5
    You think so? Doesn't seem like something kids would really go for
    Stuff like Shimajiro and Ode, or the Mucha Uma Diary spinoff, feels totally aimed at adults at this point
    6AnonymousSep 14, 2026 17:16
    I don't think this movie's worth a second watch, but I still want this thing… what do I do
    8AnonymousSep 14, 2026 17:18
    At this point there are probably people who just grab the freebie and walk straight out
    10AnonymousSep 14, 2026 17:18
    Are they going for 20 billion yen? Not sure what it's sitting at right now
    23AnonymousSep 14, 2026 17:24
    Re: #10
    As of yesterday it was estimated at 14.6 billion yen
    Of course they're aiming for 20 billion
    11AnonymousSep 14, 2026 17:19
    Stacking bonus after bonus to push attendance past 10 million
    26AnonymousSep 14, 2026 17:26
    Re: #11
    Well then, shouldn't other movies be doing the same thing?
    15AnonymousSep 14, 2026 17:22
    I really wish movies would drop this bonus-item marketing tactic
    25AnonymousSep 14, 2026 17:26
    Re: #15
    Sure, as long as you're fine with your beloved cute-girl anime disappearing
    16AnonymousSep 14, 2026 17:22
    Dad, the theater chain execs have started their stat-up (a riff on the old 2ch meme format for someone getting increasingly worked up)
    17AnonymousSep 14, 2026 17:22
    It's not random, and if it's paper stock they've probably printed a decent supply
    18AnonymousSep 14, 2026 17:22
    I seriously want this… might go see it a second time
    20AnonymousSep 14, 2026 17:23
    But since there's only one version, scalping doesn't really work here
    Still, any real fan would want it
    29AnonymousSep 14, 2026 17:27
    It's kind of unsettling, honestly — like those concert glow sticks that all flip to whatever color the organizers pick at once. Watching that happen… I guess that's a kind of happiness in its own way
    31AnonymousSep 14, 2026 17:28
    Grand Cinema Sunshine Ikebukuro, right?
    The Secret Book… don't go cherry-picking it! (slang for feeling through blind packaging to select a specific one)
    35AnonymousSep 14, 2026 17:32
    Re: #31
    There's no variation between copies, so there's no point cherry-picking
    32AnonymousSep 14, 2026 17:28
    Took my three kids yesterday, but the giveaway items were already gone, so of course we got nothing.
    The merch was sold out everywhere too — honestly fine by me since I didn't get roped into buying pricey stuff, but this limited-run marketing is rough on kids who genuinely love Chiikawa.
    36AnonymousSep 14, 2026 17:32
    Re: #32
    Complaining that merch for a movie that's been running since July sold out yesterday is a bit unfair to the theater
    38AnonymousSep 14, 2026 17:37
    Re: #36
    It released on a Friday and didn't even last the weekend though.
    They clearly planned this far ahead for the bonus items, so running out of merch in 3 days is straight-up incompetence — that's a serious missed-opportunity level of bad
    63AnonymousSep 14, 2026 18:03
    Re: #36
    My youngest wanted it a little, but we only went on a whim, not with the kind of drive it takes to guarantee grabbing one.
    My older kid was asleep, coming back from a practice exam.
    Kids who are real fans need their parents' schedules to line up just to get taken, and between school, lessons, and events they've got so many constraints they can't move freely — I just thought this limited-run marketing is rough on them.
    40AnonymousSep 14, 2026 17:39
    Bayside Shakedown: 'Please, stop!!' (a nod to the film series' famous catchphrase)
    44AnonymousSep 14, 2026 17:43
    Re: #40
    Are Toho and Fuji TV trying to kill Bayside Shakedown?!
    49AnonymousSep 14, 2026 17:44
    Re: #40
    Bayside Shakedown isn't even part of this conversation, there's zero buzz about it
    It wouldn't hold a candle to Chiikawa anyway
    50AnonymousSep 14, 2026 17:44
    Re: #40
    'Chiikawa audience! We can't hold them back!!' (riffing on the film series' iconic 'we can't seal it off' line)
    42AnonymousSep 14, 2026 17:40
    I think I get the appeal of Chiikawa to some extent, but… is the movie actually good?
    Forget the kids — I can't believe even adults are giving a movie like this such high ratings
    48AnonymousSep 14, 2026 17:44
    Re: #42
    I actually went in barely knowing anything about it.
    The first half had me thinking 'eh, whatever,' but once the truth comes out in the second half, I genuinely thought it was good
    45AnonymousSep 14, 2026 17:43
    The exclusive bonus illustration drawn by the Demon Slayer author was completely unpopular lol
    51AnonymousSep 14, 2026 17:45
    Re: #45
    That one's available as a free official download
    53AnonymousSep 14, 2026 17:45
    Re: #45
    That was just a single flimsy sheet of paper
    By that logic, it's basically like Demon Slayer's volume 0
    55AnonymousSep 14, 2026 17:46
    Re: #49
    Not landing #1 in the opening week is rough
    58AnonymousSep 14, 2026 17:48
    Re: #55
    Guess it was king for a day on Friday
    70AnonymousSep 14, 2026 18:12
    Re: #58
    All that holding back caused a massive drop-off, huh
    72AnonymousSep 14, 2026 18:25
    Re: #70
    What an awful stain on it — genuinely feel bad for Yuji Oda
    80AnonymousSep 14, 2026 18:55
    Re: #77
    Isn't it more like a metaphor for people going to see it just because the trend's being controlled, with no will of their own?

    Background and Talking Points

    Handing out admission bonuses in staggered waves is a box-office strategy that’s become standard for recent hit anime films like Demon Slayer, meant to encourage repeat viewings and boost box-office revenue. Worth noting: the “14.6 billion yen” figure that came up in the thread was an unconfirmed estimate circulating on 5ch, not an officially released number. Opinions in the thread split into two camps — those welcoming this kind of bonus-item marketing as fan service, and those wary of a business model that seems to bank on scalping and repeat viewings. Some pointed out that since this “Secret Book” comes in only one version with no lottery element, there’s little upside for scalpers. Meanwhile, the complaints about sold-out theater merchandise are really about the timing of bonus distribution and how individual stores manage inventory — a different issue from criticism of the source material or the bonus campaign itself, a nuance that’s easy to miss from the article alone.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Geisoku Speed+) thread “‘Chiikawa the Movie’ Drops a Surprise 5th Admission Bonus for Silver Week! Net Erupts Over the ‘Secret Book’: ‘So Lavish’ / ‘I Absolutely Need This’.”

  • Former TBS Announcer Reveals Her ICL Eye Surgery Experience: ‘Done in 10 Minutes,’ ‘Cost About ¥700,000’

    Former TBS announcer Risa Uchi revealed on X that she underwent ICL (implantable contact lens) surgery to correct her nearsightedness. She shared specific figures: her vision improved from 1.2–1.5 with contacts to about 2.0 after surgery, the procedure took 10 minutes, and it cost roughly ¥700,000.

    On 5ch, commenters discussed how close the procedure is to cataract surgery, how it differs from LASIK, the classic jab that “ophthalmologists never get it done themselves and just wear glasses,” and whether it can still be adjusted once presbyopia sets in.

    Nikkan Sports [September 14, 2026, 8:55 AM]

    Former TBS announcer Risa Uchi (34) updated her X account by the 14th, revealing that she had undergone ICL surgery to have a lens implanted in her eye.

    On the 12th, she posted a recent photo with the caption, “Had my ICL surgery exactly a week ago, and I’m back at work today… recovery’s going smoothly… and the world looks so clear.” In a follow-up post she added, “Since a lot of people seem interested in ICL, here’s a quick rundown: Vision went from 1.2–1.5 with contacts to about 2.0 after surgery. I’m extremely nearsighted, so ICL was basically my only option. It doesn’t hurt (though you do feel a pressing sensation on your eye). The surgery itself was over in 10 minutes. Cost was about ¥700,000. Can’t wash my face for 3 days, plus I have to use three kinds of eye drops every 2 hours while I’m awake. From day 4 on, baths and makeup are fine (except eye makeup). Eye makeup’s okay after a week. I got rid of my glasses and contacts. For choosing a hospital, I went mainly off recommendations from people I know — the doctor holds an Expert Instructor certification, something only about a dozen doctors in all of Japan have.”

    Source: nikkansports.com / Read the original article here

    5AnonymousSep 14, 2026 18:15
    Every ophthalmologist just wears glasses
    They won't get LASIK or a lens implant done
    themselves
    23AnonymousSep 14, 2026 18:18
    Re: #5
    But they do get cataract surgery, right? That's also a procedure where they remove the lens and swap in a new one.
    27AnonymousSep 14, 2026 18:20
    Re: #5
    Well, it's not a job where people are staring at your face, unlike being on TV.
    6AnonymousSep 14, 2026 18:15
    She's got some name recognition as a former network announcer —
    is it really okay for her to casually push something this risky?
    Did she actually mention the risks properly?
    7AnonymousSep 14, 2026 18:15
    Is LASIK even safe for old guys who are both nearsighted and presbyopic?
    16AnonymousSep 14, 2026 18:17
    Re: #7
    It makes your presbyopia worse.
    9AnonymousSep 14, 2026 18:16
    "Ophthalmologists all wear glasses" ← you guys really love bringing this one up, huh (lol)
    17AnonymousSep 14, 2026 18:17
    Re: #9
    Because it's just true. And you haven't actually refuted that fact yourself, have you?
    10AnonymousSep 14, 2026 18:16
    Does it work on astigmatism too?
    29AnonymousSep 14, 2026 18:20
    Re: #10
    I had both nearsightedness and astigmatism, but it started improving around age 30, and by 35 I only needed a nearsighted-only lens.
    No idea why it got better though.
    37AnonymousSep 14, 2026 18:21
    Re: #29
    Wait, you don't even know why?!
    11AnonymousSep 14, 2026 18:16
    I'd never get this done — I hate the idea of developing an eye disease down the line with severe nearsightedness and not being able to get it treated properly.
    68AnonymousSep 14, 2026 18:29
    Re: #11
    ICL can be taken back out,
    since nothing gets shaved away.
    12AnonymousSep 14, 2026 18:16
    If you're going to get ICL, the younger the better — once you're older you'll get presbyopia anyway.
    14AnonymousSep 14, 2026 18:17
    Cataract surgery shaves away the clouded lens and puts a new one in its place.
    ICL just adds a lens without removing anything.
    So ICL is probably the easier procedure surgically.
    Cataract surgery basically never fails, so there's plenty of track record behind it.
    19AnonymousSep 14, 2026 18:17
    Got LASIK back in middle school and I'm over 40 now — seriously, zero issues.
    Extremely comfortable.
    41AnonymousSep 14, 2026 18:22
    Re: #19
    I'm around the same age — was LASIK even around when we were in middle school?
    Wasn't LASIK more of a late-2000s thing?
    24AnonymousSep 14, 2026 18:19
    Every doctor avoids LASIK, but what about ICL?
    35AnonymousSep 14, 2026 18:21
    Re: #24
    Apparently it's fine as long as you don't get headaches from it.
    31AnonymousSep 14, 2026 18:20
    Having "glasses required (lol)" printed on your driver's license is kind of lame, right?
    42AnonymousSep 14, 2026 18:22
    Re: #31
    I genuinely don't get how just having that printed on there makes it "lame" lol
    33AnonymousSep 14, 2026 18:20
    It's basically the same as cataract → intraocular lens surgery, so there's no real risk, but
    even with multifocal lenses, after a few years your near vision
    can start to go again and you might end up needing reading glasses — worth keeping in mind.
    49AnonymousSep 14, 2026 18:23
    Re: #33
    Even with regular contacts your prescription can drift out over time.
    But with those you just buy new ones — with a surgically implanted lens, you can't just casually swap it out.
    40AnonymousSep 14, 2026 18:22
    👁 Someday we'll be able to replace the whole eyeball
    🫴
    87AnonymousSep 14, 2026 18:35
    Re: #40
    Soon smartphones will be implanted right into your eye like a contact lens too.
    50AnonymousSep 14, 2026 18:23
    I mean, if ICL gets you to 2.0 vision, you probably can't even focus on your phone up close anymore.
    93AnonymousSep 14, 2026 18:36
    Re: #50
    Exactly this.
    The real problem is your focusing ability, not your raw eyesight.
    51AnonymousSep 14, 2026 18:24
    A 76% success rate is honestly kind of scary…

    and there are plenty of reports of people going blind from it too.
    63AnonymousSep 14, 2026 18:27
    Re: #51
    Wait, the success rate is really that low?
    53AnonymousSep 14, 2026 18:24
    What happens once you hit presbyopia age?
    Do you just get regular presbyopia on top of it?
    58AnonymousSep 14, 2026 18:25
    Re: #53
    Well, you'll probably still need reading glasses.
    67AnonymousSep 14, 2026 18:28
    You can't get it done past 50, right? Kind of a perk of being young, I guess.
    80AnonymousSep 14, 2026 18:33
    Re: #67
    Is that so?
    There are already presbyopia-correcting ICL lenses in practical use though…
    73AnonymousSep 14, 2026 18:32
    There's no way I'd ever mess with my eyes —
    way too scary.
    78AnonymousSep 14, 2026 18:32
    Re: #73
    Same here.
    If there's even a 0.1% chance something goes wrong, I'm not bothering.
    97AnonymousSep 14, 2026 18:37
    Oh, so it can't handle presbyopia… that's a bummer.
    101AnonymousSep 14, 2026 18:38
    Re: #97
    There are multifocal intraocular lenses too though.

    Background and Key Points of the Debate

    Unlike LASIK, which shaves down the cornea, ICL surgery works by inserting an extra lens inside the eye — and as commenters noted, one key difference is that it can be removed later if needed. The procedure has gained ground in recent years as an option for people with severe nearsightedness who don’t qualify for LASIK, and the roughly ¥700,000 price mentioned in the thread lines up with typical market rates. While the classic jab that “ophthalmologists never get refractive surgery done themselves and just wear glasses” made another appearance, others pushed back by pointing to its technical similarity to cataract surgery (removing the clouded lens and replacing it with a new one), arguing its track record speaks for itself. One easily overlooked point: even after surgery brings vision up to 2.0, the eye’s focusing ability itself doesn’t improve, so close-up vision can still worsen with age, and how well the procedure holds up against presbyopia remains a question. The specific numbers on success rates and blindness cases floating around the thread are unsourced anecdotes at best, so they shouldn’t be taken at face value.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Entertainment/Sports Breaking+) thread “Former TBS Female Announcer Reports on Surgery Trending in Showbiz: ‘Done in 10 Minutes,’ ‘Doesn’t Hurt,’ ‘Cost About ¥700,000’.”

  • Daisuke Hori’s ‘Everyday Life’ Livestream Fails — Questions Mount Over His Pricey Sleep Course

    Daisuke Hori, who advocates a “30-minute sleep” method and reportedly sells his own sleep technique as a paid course, started a livestream showing his “everyday life” exactly as it is. But just days into the broadcast, he began showing signs of distress, prompting a wave of comments on 5ch such as “Hasn’t he supposedly kept this up for 17 years — why call it a failure now?” and “Isn’t being watched on a livestream itself an abnormal situation, not really ‘everyday life’?” A post claiming a lawyer once called him a scammer also went viral, and many comments questioned the credibility of his course altogether.

    1AnonymousSep 14, 2026 17:47
    Apparently he's started saying stuff like, "You keep saying 'failure, failure' — have you people never failed once in your life? Only someone who's never failed gets to criticize me."
    2AnonymousSep 14, 2026 17:47
    Guess nobody bothered cross-posting this to VIP and livejupiter (other 5ch boards) today — looks like this thread's just fodder for affiliate blog sites
    6AnonymousSep 14, 2026 17:50
    It's supposed to be 'proof,' but somehow it's turned into a 'challenge' lol
    7AnonymousSep 14, 2026 17:50
    Classic case of choking under pressure and not performing like you normally would
    9AnonymousSep 14, 2026 17:51
    Honestly he's just a funny meme guy at this point
    10AnonymousSep 14, 2026 17:52
    If he hadn't screwed this up, he could've sold way more of that short-sleep course
    12AnonymousSep 14, 2026 17:54
    If you can't make good use of all that extra time from sleeping less, what's even the point of being a short sleeper
    13AnonymousSep 14, 2026 17:54
    Re: #1
    This is exactly the kind of ugly excuse-making everyone was hoping for
    14AnonymousSep 14, 2026 17:56
    He's been challenging this every day for 17 years — he just happened to lose for the first time
    15AnonymousSep 14, 2026 17:57
    Well, I get it — I've dozed off when I shouldn't have and couldn't sleep when I needed to before too.
    Especially if he was tense from doing an unfamiliar livestream, that'd make it even worse
    19AnonymousSep 14, 2026 17:59
    Being constantly watched on a livestream isn't "everyday life" to begin with —
    that kind of abnormal tension means there's no time to relax, so there's no way he could live like normal
    20AnonymousSep 14, 2026 17:59
    This is about the point where he'd snap, right?
    It'd be a letdown if it just fizzled out quietly
    21AnonymousSep 14, 2026 17:59
    Something he's supposedly kept up for 17 years… and it's a "failure"?

    Isn't it just his daily life?
    22AnonymousSep 14, 2026 17:59
    Even bending over backwards a thousand billion steps to accept all his excuses,
    seeing him in this sorry state, nobody's gonna want to live that way
    23AnonymousSep 14, 2026 18:00
    He was supposed to just be streaming a normal week, but he's whining after three days? Makes no sense
    25AnonymousSep 14, 2026 18:01
    Feels like he's told about a thousand lies this week alone
    26AnonymousSep 14, 2026 18:03
    [Sad News] Daisuke Hori gets called "a scammer who just hasn't been caught by a lawyer yet"

    https://x.com/kinnikuben/status/2099384545602883973?s=46&t=sAKYa9fvTz1TqcUvOWiSWQ
    55AnonymousSep 14, 2026 18:17
    Re: #26
    Guess all he can do is "cry himself to sleep" over this one (a pun on sleep/giving up quietly)

    ↑ Not very funny for a big-shot liberal-arts lawyer
    45AnonymousSep 14, 2026 18:10
    Apparently he's pulled in 100 million yen in revenue from this.
    Ignoring him would've worked best… but here we are, ugh
    122AnonymousSep 14, 2026 18:40
    Re: #45
    They say a lot of people are just angling for refunds — wonder how true that is
    50AnonymousSep 14, 2026 18:15
    Stuff like this seriously has a bad influence on kids.
    I think he should just get banned
    72AnonymousSep 14, 2026 18:25
    Re: #50
    He's probably the one who wants to get banned the most (for the extra attention)
    53AnonymousSep 14, 2026 18:16
    Wasn't this supposed to be on the level of us just waking up, going to work or school, eating, and sleeping?
    Why is everyone suddenly calling it a "failure"?
    56AnonymousSep 14, 2026 18:17
    Re: #53
    He's taken the stance of "well then, YOU try sleeping 30 minutes a day!"
    It was supposed to just be a stream of his daily life, but apparently it turned into a brutal challenge for him
    58AnonymousSep 14, 2026 18:19
    Re: #56
    He's been selling this exact method as an absurdly expensive course, and now he's saying "you try it" lol
    His brain's not working right anymore 🤔
    62AnonymousSep 14, 2026 18:21
    Re: #56
    He's the one who's been marketing "30-minute sleep" himself — getting defensive about it now is on him
    83AnonymousSep 14, 2026 18:30
    If it weren't for the 150,000-yen info-course, he could've just been a fun meme character
    91AnonymousSep 14, 2026 18:33
    Re: #83
    Wait, it costs 150,000 yen?
    I figured it'd be more like 20,000 yen tops

    Could this actually end up being treated as fraud?
    102AnonymousSep 14, 2026 18:36
    It'd be hilarious if a victims' group filed a class action, but you can't really expect that kind of move from people willing to drop 100,000-200,000 yen on this stuff in the first place
    105AnonymousSep 14, 2026 18:37
    Re: #102
    Given how much attention this is getting, lawyers might start soliciting plaintiffs on their own
    107AnonymousSep 14, 2026 18:37
    The more I watch, the more I think he's just bad at managing his time —
    right now he's literally just standing there
    119AnonymousSep 14, 2026 18:40
    Re: #107
    I feel like he's missing the point there too.
    The idea is supposed to be "cut your sleep safely with this method,"
    then use that freed-up time efficiently for something else.
    If you cut your sleep and just end up stumbling around dazed, what was the point?
    109AnonymousSep 14, 2026 18:38
    He's easily made tens of millions of yen off this, so he'll do just fine going forward in the "nuisance YouTuber" scene
    117AnonymousSep 14, 2026 18:39
    Re: #109
    Hezuma (a notorious Japanese "nuisance YouTuber") survives because he keeps causing scandals over and over, even getting arrested for it.
    Does anyone even remember any of the other controversy-bait YouTubers?
    111AnonymousSep 14, 2026 18:38
    He was basically a scammer who introduced himself as a scammer from the start — honestly, the people who fell for it are pretty dumb too
    116AnonymousSep 14, 2026 18:39
    Re: #111
    Is "it's the victim's own fault for getting scammed!" really a valid defense lol
    124AnonymousSep 14, 2026 18:41
    Re: #111
    With stuff like cancer folk remedies or sleep problems, it's not just the person themselves — people around them get desperate too and grasp at straws trying to fix it.
    You shouldn't lump that in with people who fall for "get rich quick" info-courses — it's a different kind of vulnerability

    Background and Key Points of This Story

    Daisuke Hori is known for advocating “30-minute sleep” and reportedly selling his own sleep method as a paid course, with thread posts putting the price at 150,000 yen. This livestream appears to have been meant to show that his lifestyle isn’t anything unusual, but by showing signs of distress right after it began, it instead ended up fueling doubts about whether his course actually works. Some pointed out that a livestream — a constantly monitored, far-from-normal environment — isn’t really a fair way to test “everyday life” in the first place, and opinions remain divided over what caused the failure. Note that the claims that he’s a scammer and the revenue figures mentioned here all come from forum posts and quotes of outside posts, and have not been independently confirmed.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Nandemo Jikkyo G) thread: “[Good News] Daisuke Hori Fails at “Everyday Life” lol.”

  • Juice=Juice’s Ebata Kisaki & Endo Sakari Headed to Tokyo Game Show — 5ch: “No days off, huh?”

    NHN PlayArt has announced the lineup of stage-event performers for Tokyo Game Show 2026, revealing that Juice=Juice’s Ebata Kisaki and Endo Sakari will appear at the “Yo-kai Watch Puni Puni” booth. The event lineup features seven titles in total, including “LINE: Disney Tsum Tsum” and “#Compass.” Over on 5ch’s Hello! Project board, comments showed concern for the busy pair — “That’s our Eba-Aka combo for you,” “No days off, huh?” — while others noted that outside work tends to be skewed toward Ebata, and the thread also got lively debating which generation grew up on the Yo-kai Watch boom.

    NHN PlayArt announces stage events and booth novelties for Tokyo Game Show 2026!

    Lineup includes seven titles such as “LINE: Disney Tsum Tsum,” “Yo-kai Watch Puni Puni,” and “#Compass”

    2. “Yo-kai Watch Puni Puni”

    Source: kyodonewsprwire.jp / Original article here

    2AnonymousSep 14, 2026 18:33
    Man, she's seriously in demand right now
    4AnonymousSep 14, 2026 18:34
    That's our Eba-Aka combo for you (nickname mashup of Ebata and Endo's "Aka")
    5AnonymousSep 14, 2026 18:34
    No days off, huh?
    6AnonymousSep 14, 2026 18:34
    9/21 (Mon) Morning Musume。'26 Fall Tour at Osaka
    9/21 (Mon) ANGERME Rock in Japan Fes at Soga
    9/21 (Mon) Juice=Juice Ebata & Endo Event at Makuhari👈
    9/21 (Mon) Tsubaki Factory Fall Tour at Nagoya
    9/21 (Mon) OCHA NORMA Festival at Yamanashi
    9/21 (Mon) Rosy Chronicle Festival at Kanda
    9/21 (Mon) M-line Tanaka Live at Kawasaki
    9/21 (Mon) M-line Asakura Event at Hyogo
    7AnonymousSep 14, 2026 18:34
    So we're saying she's on the same level as Yamanouchi Suzu now?
    8AnonymousSep 14, 2026 18:34
    Here come the hardcore Puni Puni players
    9AnonymousSep 14, 2026 18:35
    Is this about the Yo-kai Watch generation?
    12AnonymousSep 14, 2026 18:35
    Let them rest already
    17AnonymousSep 14, 2026 18:36
    They were elementary schoolers right when Yo-kai Watch blew up, so they've definitely gotta know it
    18AnonymousSep 14, 2026 18:36
    What a lineup, even counting everyone else
    19AnonymousSep 14, 2026 18:37
    Squeezing in an event between tour stops? She's really in demand
    20AnonymousSep 14, 2026 18:37
    The Tsum Tsum select lineup (idol-style "senbatsu" term)
    21AnonymousSep 14, 2026 18:37
    Perfect, I've got the day off — thank god
    26AnonymousSep 14, 2026 18:38
    This basically locks in a Kohaku appearance, right? (NHK's year-end Red and White Song Battle)
    30AnonymousSep 14, 2026 18:38
    Level-5 kind of sucks these days though (the game's developer)
    37AnonymousSep 14, 2026 18:39
    Feels like Eba gets all the outside gigs lately
    Does that mean Mippuru's strictly for the hardcore fans??
    43AnonymousSep 14, 2026 18:39
    Eba's got the talking skills for it
    45AnonymousSep 14, 2026 18:40
    Dance "Yo-kai Taiso Dai-Ichi" together with Jibanyan! Plus, don't miss the guest challenge event where you can snag in-game items!
    48AnonymousSep 14, 2026 18:40
    Eba's a gamer, she bakes bread, she's got a wide range —
    Mippuru needs to show off something that could open the door to more outside work too
    50AnonymousSep 14, 2026 18:40
    Endo again, huh…
    56AnonymousSep 14, 2026 18:40
    Ebata's great, sure —
    but still, man…
    70AnonymousSep 14, 2026 18:42
    That's because Kawashima was "Michael"
    91AnonymousSep 14, 2026 18:44
    Well, it's making some noise at least (wordplay/slang in the original is unclear)
    104AnonymousSep 14, 2026 18:46
    At the Game Show, there might actually be a shot
    108AnonymousSep 14, 2026 18:46
    SHE'S BLOOOOOWIIIIING UUUUUUP
    109AnonymousSep 14, 2026 18:47
    Risachi too, please…
    115AnonymousSep 14, 2026 18:47
    The Yo-kai Watch boom really was short-lived, huh

    Background and Talking Points

    Tokyo Game Show (TGS) is Japan’s largest gaming expo, held every September at Makuhari Messe, and this time NHN PlayArt has announced the stage-event lineup for seven titles, including “Yo-kai Watch Puni Puni.” In the thread, one reason floated for Ebata Kisaki’s selection was that “Eba’s a gamer, she bakes bread, she’s got a wide range,” suggesting that within Juice=Juice she’s often tapped for outside work thanks to her talk skills and love of games. At the same time, comments like “Endo again” and “feels like Eba gets all the outside gigs” reflected a perception that outside bookings skew toward certain members. The thread also pointed out that on September 21, other Hello! Project groups have tours and events happening nationwide, making this appearance just one more thing squeezed into an already packed schedule. Yo-kai Watch was a cultural phenomenon especially among kids who were in elementary school around 2014, which sparked a side debate about what age that original fanbase would be now.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Hello! Project board) thread “[Breaking] Juice=Juice’s Ebata Kisaki & Endo Sakari Confirmed for “Tokyo Game Show 2026” キタ━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━!! [Yo-kai Watch Puni Puni].”

  • Angerme FC Presale Sparks Buzz on 5ch Over Relaxed Rule Allowing Non-Member Companions

    For Angerme’s fan-club presale for their Pia Arena MM show, it’s come to light that while the applicant themselves must be a linked MOALA member, their companion can apply even without membership — and the news sparked discussion on 5ch. Within Hello! Project, where companions are usually also required to register as members, this laxer rule stood out as unusual, and thread posters focused on why the bar had been lowered at this particular moment. Users pointed to precedents such as Tsubaki Factory, which similarly relaxed its conditions for other groups, as well as the fact that Juice=Juice, by contrast, tightened its conditions and still sold out — leading to a split in reactions, with some seeing it as “a safeguard against fraud” and others suspecting “they’re worried about ticket sales.”

    >For this presale, applicants are required to link their MOALA account. Companions may apply even if they are not members.

    Source: upfc.jp / Original article here

    8AnonymousSep 14, 2026 17:13
    Tsubaki flopped, so they loosened it up front for Angerme too, since they're on the same level.
    20AnonymousSep 14, 2026 17:17
    Re: #8
    Yeah, that's basically it.
    9AnonymousSep 14, 2026 17:13
    Still won't sell out though.
    11AnonymousSep 14, 2026 17:14
    Re: #9
    That's the punchline right there lol
    45AnonymousSep 14, 2026 17:25
    Re: #9
    If that's how it goes, it'll be too embarrassing to watch lol
    13AnonymousSep 14, 2026 17:15
    Why's everyone hating on this? It's a generous call, isn't it?
    17AnonymousSep 14, 2026 17:16
    Re: #13
    Grandpa, do you even understand why people are criticizing it?
    29AnonymousSep 14, 2026 17:21
    You guys' sense of scale is off — even with this, Angerme still won't sell out.
    35AnonymousSep 14, 2026 17:22
    Re: #29
    That's why they announced Hashisako's graduation at this exact timing.
    48AnonymousSep 14, 2026 17:28
    It's like the Bank of Japan firing round after round of yen intervention and still can't stop the exchange rate swings lol
    51AnonymousSep 14, 2026 17:29
    Re: #48
    They'll keep firing as many rounds as it takes.
    As many as it takes until it works.
    Tamenaga's next!!
    50AnonymousSep 14, 2026 17:28
    Re: #1
    Guess that means there just aren't that many cheating fans.
    Exact opposite of Juice.
    53AnonymousSep 14, 2026 17:31
    Re: #50
    You know full well this just means they've been ranked below Juice=Juice, Beyooooonds, and Tsubaki — quit playing dumb~
    54AnonymousSep 14, 2026 17:31
    Re: #50
    Isn't Juice=Juice, which sold out even with tighter restrictions, the group with the healthiest fanbase?
    59AnonymousSep 14, 2026 17:33
    The Hashisako effect is doing absolutely nothing.
    Yikes.
    63AnonymousSep 14, 2026 17:34
    Re: #59
    She just got made to graduate for nothing lol
    61AnonymousSep 14, 2026 17:34
    How much of a handicap are these guys getting?
    If it's fine even if seats don't fill up, let Ocha Norma play a big venue too.
    66AnonymousSep 14, 2026 17:36
    Sold out for sure now.
    And they all lived happily ever after.
    69AnonymousSep 14, 2026 17:36
    Re: #66
    Quit jinxing it lol
    72AnonymousSep 14, 2026 17:38
    Agency favoritism ranking:
    Angerme = Morning Musume. >>> Juice=Juice >> Tsubaki >> Beyooooonds >> Ocha Norma >>>>> Rosy
    79AnonymousSep 14, 2026 17:41
    Re: #72
    Come to think of it, before Juice=Juice broke out, there was this vibe that 'whoever's most favored by the agency is top dog.'
    Grateful that Juice=Juice completely blew that idea apart.
    74AnonymousSep 14, 2026 17:39
    I love how desperate the agency is, constantly moving the goalposts for Angerme.
    76AnonymousSep 14, 2026 17:39
    Re: #74
    Nice one lol
    97AnonymousSep 14, 2026 17:50
    Re: #74
    Forget just moving the position, they're forcing the size to change too lol
    78AnonymousSep 14, 2026 17:40
    Probably got flooded with comments like 'I'm not in the fan club but I still want to see Angerme at Pia Arena.'
    80AnonymousSep 14, 2026 17:42
    Re: #78
    The new fans who got hooked on 'Moremi' (member nickname) already joined the fan club and were all set, though.
    83AnonymousSep 14, 2026 17:44
    Even Budokan seems risky for them — why are they trying to do this at Pia Arena, which costs more to rent?
    94AnonymousSep 14, 2026 17:47
    Re: #83
    Pia Arena only holds about 9,000 even at full capacity,
    so if they pull in 7,000 it'll look decent enough — the bar's lower.
    Also, Budokan's been used so many times by Hello! Project that it always gets compared to past attendance figures, but Pia Arena, despite having been planned for use before, has ended up being used only by Juice=Juice so far,
    and since Juice=Juice is popular right now, that gets written off as 'well, of course' — so there's nothing within Hello! Project to compare it against. That's the big advantage.
    84AnonymousSep 14, 2026 17:44
    So two fans could both buy two consecutive-numbered tickets and just use whichever pair works out better for them?
    89AnonymousSep 14, 2026 17:46
    Because they burned multi-account cheaters and scalpers over the Juice=Juice thing.
    92AnonymousSep 14, 2026 17:47
    Re: #89
    Even if you tried to scalp them, would they actually sell?
    93AnonymousSep 14, 2026 17:47
    This is probably just going to be the default from now on.
    So if Juice=Juice gets the same treatment next time, we're allowed to say they're on the decline, right?
    95AnonymousSep 14, 2026 17:48
    Re: #93
    If Juice=Juice kept the same venue size and just loosened the conditions, the competition ratio would only skyrocket even more.

    Background and Key Points of This Discussion

    Pia Arena MM (Yokohama) holds roughly 9,000 people, and as a venue used by Hello! Project, its only prior booking has been a Juice=Juice concert — making it something of an unusual choice. Thread posters noted that, unlike the Nippon Budokan, where attendance figures invite easy comparison, Pia Arena has so few precedents that “pulling in 7,000 people would look respectable enough,” which may be why it was chosen. What sparked the discussion this time was that, for Angerme’s presale, the applicant (as a MOALA member) must link their account, but a companion can apply even without membership — a rule considered lax within Hello! Project, where requiring companions to register as members too has generally been the norm. Reactions in the thread were split between those who saw it as “a natural relaxation aimed at preventing fraud” and those who suspected it “reflects worries that tickets won’t sell out.” It’s worth noting that references in the thread to fraud suspicions involving other groups’ members or the use of multiple accounts are all speculation with no evidence provided, and should not be taken as confirmed fact.

    ※This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Hello! Project) thread “[Good News] Angerme’s Pia Arena FC Presale Has Weirdly Lax Purchase Requirements lolololololololololol”.

  • Indonesia Sets Goal of 600,000 Workers in Japan, Doubling Down on Automotive Jobs and Language Training

    The Indonesian government has reportedly set a goal of increasing the number of its citizens working in Japan from just over 220,000 to 600,000, strengthening the pipeline of workers sent abroad mainly through the Technical Intern Training and Specified Skilled Worker programs. If achieved, this would put Indonesia on par with Vietnam, which has so far topped the list of countries sending foreign workers to Japan. On the ground, the plan reportedly emphasizes placing workers in automotive-related jobs while expanding Japanese-language education. On 5ch, a thread on the topic saw arguments clash between those blaming Japan’s labor shortage on “NEETs who won’t work” and those countering that it’s really a matter of “wages and working conditions,” alongside comments expressing concern about AI replacing jobs and about how foreign workers are treated.

    Indonesia Sets Goal of 600,000 Workers in Japan, Focusing on Automotive Jobs and Boosting Language Training – Nikkei

    September 14, 2026, 5:00 AM [Subscriber-only article]

    Indonesia is stepping up its dispatch of workers to Japan, centered on the Specified Skilled Worker program. It aims to raise the number of its citizens working in Japan from just over 220,000 to 600,000, a target that would put it on par with Vietnam, currently the top source country for foreign workers in Japan. To get there, Indonesia is putting effort into expanding Japanese-language education at home.

    Source: nikkei.com / Original article here

    3AnonymousSep 14, 2026 17:37
    It's because lazy NEETs won't work that we're stuck relying on foreign labor.
    Take some responsibility!
    4AnonymousSep 14, 2026 17:37
    Re: #3
    Then why not just hire them?
    56AnonymousSep 14, 2026 17:50
    Re: #3
    The workforce right now is actually at an all-time high.
    The places that are "short-staffed" aren't suffering a labor shortage — they just don't offer decent working conditions.
    17AnonymousSep 14, 2026 17:41
    Not satisfied with sacrificing everything to Tanzania,
    now we're sacrificing ourselves to Indonesia too?

    25AnonymousSep 14, 2026 17:42
    Re: #4
    There are tons of places hiring full-time — trucking, construction, caregiving, factories, you name it.
    It's the trash NEETs who refuse to take them.
    35AnonymousSep 14, 2026 17:44
    Re: #25
    Even NEETs have their pride, you know.
    If you don't want immigrants, go put the NEETs to work in a nice office in Marunouchi instead.
    36AnonymousSep 14, 2026 17:45
    Indonesia's a Muslim-majority country,
    so it's better than the Vietnamese or whatever.
    73AnonymousSep 14, 2026 17:51
    Re: #36
    Wait, what??
    You're saying Muslims are better than Buddhists?
    43AnonymousSep 14, 2026 17:47
    Japan's economy is already done for, and from here on it's China's era to shine.
    They'd be richer and happier going to China instead of coming to Japan.
    58AnonymousSep 14, 2026 17:50
    Re: #43
    China basically doesn't take in immigrants though.
    46AnonymousSep 14, 2026 17:48
    Has Indonesia given up on developing its own country?
    104AnonymousSep 14, 2026 17:57
    Re: #46
    And after all that effort on their shinkansen, even fewer people will end up riding it.
    65AnonymousSep 14, 2026 17:50
    The Philippines and Indonesia are major labor-export nations, so kids there are raised from a young age being told to go abroad and earn foreign currency.
    74AnonymousSep 14, 2026 17:51
    Re: #65
    Filipinos work as sailors all over the world, after all — Japan included, of course.
    90AnonymousSep 14, 2026 17:54
    In the end, isn't this just bringing back home the kind of production that used to be outsourced overseas — just with imported workers instead?
    107AnonymousSep 14, 2026 17:57
    Re: #90
    Domestic labor for the grunt work has been shrinking, so there's no choice but to fill the gap.
    Even the Ice Age generation (Japan's long-suffering "lost generation" of job seekers) is getting up there in age now too.
    98AnonymousSep 14, 2026 17:55
    Wouldn't it be better not to hire people you have to teach basic common sense to?
    102AnonymousSep 14, 2026 17:56
    Going forward, work is going to be handled by AI, so foreign workers won't even be needed.
    120AnonymousSep 14, 2026 17:59
    Re: #102
    The jobs AI is taking are further up the ladder — it's not competing with lower-tier laborers.
    111AnonymousSep 14, 2026 17:58
    Bringing in people from countries where labor is cheap.
    Same mindset as Black slavery in the US.
    125AnonymousSep 14, 2026 18:01
    Re: #111
    And I can already picture the future, decades from now, where we're the ones being asked for apologies and compensation.
    124AnonymousSep 14, 2026 18:01
    Re: #120
    It'll shift over time, so it'll be fine.
    140AnonymousSep 14, 2026 18:03
    Re: #124
    It's the middle-aged and older who get pushed out of jobs, so not really.
    Are middle-aged desk workers really going to go do construction, caregiving, or farming?
    158AnonymousSep 14, 2026 18:06
    Re: #140
    Actually, I don't think AI is even going to make real inroads in Japan.
    Tokyo, packed with white-collar corporate slaves at the top of the ladder, would turn into a Detroit — the government will stop it no matter what.
    135AnonymousSep 14, 2026 18:02
    USA: "Immigrants get kicked out."
    Europe: "Immigration causes too many problems."
    Japan & Indonesia: "Re: #1"
    172AnonymousSep 14, 2026 18:08
    Re: #135
    You're only seeing the surface of things.
    Even in America, it's Chinese and Indian immigrants leading cutting-edge industries like AI.
    Trump's just deporting some illegal immigrants for show — the useful ones keep right on being employed.
    162AnonymousSep 14, 2026 18:06
    Indonesians tend to send their kids straight into blue-collar work after high school, so there are probably plenty of industries that'll benefit.
    186AnonymousSep 14, 2026 18:10
    Re: #162
    Doesn't sound like that's how it'll go.
    An Indonesian guy who worked construction in Japan said he never wants to go back.
    Granted, that's not about this particular story.
    Asia's developing too these days, so people won't stick around ugly Japanese companies for long.
    168AnonymousSep 14, 2026 18:07
    Why is Indonesia pushing so hard to send its workforce abroad?
    Is there some kind of kickback in it for them?

    Background and Key Points of This Discussion

    Foreign worker acceptance in Japan today centers on the “Specified Skilled Worker” program, launched in 2019 to succeed the Technical Intern Training program, and it has expanded in sectors facing severe labor shortages such as caregiving, construction, and manufacturing. Vietnam has been the largest source country, with Indonesia ranking next; if this new target is achieved, the two countries would be roughly equal in scale. The thread’s disagreement centered on the cause of Japan’s domestic labor shortage — one side pointing to “NEETs and job-avoidance,” the other to “inadequate wages and working conditions” — though both sides took for granted the underlying structural factor of a shrinking workforce due to Japan’s aging, low-birthrate population. The thread also featured firsthand complaints from someone who actually came from Indonesia to work in Japan, a reminder that the friction on the ground doesn’t necessarily show up in the headline numbers about how many workers are being sent.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (News Express+) thread “Indonesia Sets Goal of 600,000 Workers in Japan, Focusing on Automotive Jobs and Boosting Language Training.”