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  • Hideki Saijo’s Son Hits TV — 5ch: ‘The Spitting Image of His Dad in His Prime’

    Shinnosuke Kimoto (23) — the eldest son of the late singer Hideki Saijo, who died in 2018 at age 63, and who has since launched his own singing career — appeared on Nippon TV’s “Arikichi Zemi” for its popular “Gal Sone’s Gourmet Challenge” segment. Gal Sone was stunned by his sweet, princely looks, exclaiming he was “the spitting image of his dad in his younger days,” while Shin Sakagami reportedly said he was “an incredibly good singer” and Ariyoshi remarked that “his voice sounds just like his dad’s.” The reactions sparked a 5ch thread mixing nostalgic comments about his late father with more divided opinions on his looks and visual-kei-style image.

    September 14, 2026, 7:48 PM

    Nippon TV’s “Arikichi Zemi” aired on the 14th, featuring the son of a famous singer taking on the popular “Gal Sone’s Gourmet Challenge” segment.

    Shinnosuke Kimoto (23), the eldest son of Hideki Saijo — the Showa-era superstar singer who died in 2018 at age 63 — has begun following in his father’s footsteps as a singer. With his sweet, prince-like looks, Gal Sone was taken aback, asking, “Isn’t he the spitting image of his dad in his younger days?!”

    Source: news.livedoor.com / Read the original article here

    17AnonymousSep 15, 2026 16:14
    There's no way Sone experienced Hideki Saijo's younger days in real time.
    20AnonymousSep 15, 2026 16:14
    The old man himself
    52AnonymousSep 15, 2026 16:22
    Re: #20
    Handsome, but he's kind of built like a gorilla, isn't he
    101AnonymousSep 15, 2026 16:41
    Re: #20
    Guess he's got that wild look… or more like, his hair volume is insane
    24AnonymousSep 15, 2026 16:15
    Handsome, but his face just doesn't have that star quality.
    25AnonymousSep 15, 2026 16:15
    Handsome, but he's a different type from his dad.
    Hideki was way wilder, and his legs were crazy long lol
    27AnonymousSep 15, 2026 16:16
    Those House Vermont Curry commercials he did were so cool.
    32AnonymousSep 15, 2026 16:16
    Doesn't look like him at all…
    33AnonymousSep 15, 2026 16:17
    Who ever decided that time only moves forward into the future~ (a line from one of Hideki Saijo's songs)
    36AnonymousSep 15, 2026 16:17
    Though it's frustrating… (another Saijo song lyric fragment)
    50AnonymousSep 15, 2026 16:21
    Re: #36
    Crazy About You
    Garandou (伽藍堂, "empty hall")
    Garandou (伽藍洞, same word, different kanji) — riffing on the title of Saijo's hit song "Galandou"
    38AnonymousSep 15, 2026 16:18
    When I went to see the Kawazu cherry blossoms, Hideki Saijo was just casually drinking with the locals at an izakaya.
    He said something that made it sound like he actually lived in Kawazu.
    He seemed like an incredibly nice guy.
    59AnonymousSep 15, 2026 16:23
    Re: #38
    In what way was he a nice guy? Give us the details (kwsk = shorthand for "kuwashiku," i.e. "in detail")
    61AnonymousSep 15, 2026 16:23
    Isn't he awfully young to be Hideki Saijo's son?
    100AnonymousSep 15, 2026 16:41
    Re: #61
    Well, Hideki was already a massive star back when the second baby-boomer generation (born early '70s) were still kids, so honestly it wouldn't feel strange even if this were his grandson.
    76AnonymousSep 15, 2026 16:30
    "Young Man" was originally a song by an American act (Village People's "Y.M.C.A."), but seeing Trump dance to it again at Republican rallies almost makes me think he must be a Hideki Saijo fan.
    80AnonymousSep 15, 2026 16:31
    Re: #76
    The Japanese lyrics feel kind of silly – I wonder if they're actually a faithful translation?
    77AnonymousSep 15, 2026 16:30
    Ryuhei Matsuda's voice sounds just like his dad's too. I guess eldest sons really do end up sounding like their fathers.
    111AnonymousSep 15, 2026 16:45
    Re: #77
    No way they sound alike.
    You'd have to smoke enough cigarettes to get cancer by 40 to sound like that.
    94AnonymousSep 15, 2026 16:39
    The original song that "Young Man" is based on, Y.M.C.A., is actually a song that pokes fun at gay men.
    102AnonymousSep 15, 2026 16:41
    Re: #94
    Yeah, it was used as one of Trump's campaign rally songs.

    Background and Points of Discussion

    Hideki Saijo was a national superstar known for hits like “Young Man” and “Galandou,” who kept performing even after a 2011 stroke left him with lasting impairments, until his death in 2018 at age 63. His eldest son, Shinnosuke Kimoto, has begun his own singing career, and comparisons to his late father are hard to avoid whenever he appears in the media. The thread’s debate mainly centered on one question — does he actually resemble his father’s face? Some said his eyes and build were similar, while others argued he “lacks that star quality” or is simply “a different type” altogether. Note: this article excludes posts based on unverifiable rumors about the family’s background or lineage, since such claims cannot be fact-checked.

    ※This article is compiled and summarized from the 5ch (Entertainment/Sports News+) thread “Hideki Saijo’s Son Appears on TV — Gal Sone: “Spitting Image of His Dad in His Younger Days,” Shin Sakagami: “Incredibly Good Singer,” Ariyoshi Also Says “Voice Sounds Just Like Him”.”

  • Actor Jiro Sato admits ‘I’m the heaviest I’ve ever been’ — diet vow and show plug spark mixed reactions

    Actor Jiro Sato (57) updated his X account on September 15, admitting to a change in his physique with the words “Right now, I’m the heaviest I’ve ever been in my life.” While the post rallied himself with “I’ve got to work hard on my diet,” it also doubled as a plug for his appearance on NHK’s “Rekishi Tantei” (History Detectives), airing the next day, the 16th. On 5ch, the post drew mixed reactions: some took it as simple weight-gain banter, while others, recalling past reports of social-media controversies involving him, questioned the timing of his return to activity and the real motive behind the show plug.

    Tue, 9/15, 1:56 PM

    Actor Jiro Sato (57) updated his X account on the 15th with a report on his physical condition.

    Sato confessed, “Right now, I’m the biggest I’ve ever been. In other words, I’m the heaviest I’ve ever been in my life.” While psyching himself up with “I’ve got to work hard on my diet,” he added, “Not that anyone cares about that personal update, but tomorrow’s Rekishi Tantei is ‘Tokyo: The Phantom World Heritage Site, the Tokugawa Family Mausoleum.’ We dig into a lost national treasure. Airs tomorrow, the 16th (Wednesday), at 10pm.”

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Original article here

    4AnonymousSep 15, 2026 15:23
    Just a show plug to make it look like he's got work
    It's not actually a new job
    5AnonymousSep 15, 2026 15:24
    Hasn't he been dropped from Rekishi Tantei (History Detectives) yet?
    28AnonymousSep 15, 2026 15:32
    Re: #5
    He's unpleasant, just fire him — Hideki Takahashi, Yutaka Matsushige, or Kuniyoshi Matsumura would make a better host
    50AnonymousSep 15, 2026 15:52
    Re: #5
    I want him dropped in next month's programming shakeup
    Replace him with Yo Oizumi
    7AnonymousSep 15, 2026 15:25
    Is History Detectives the only show he's on now?
    What about promoting Bayside Shakedown ("Odoru")?
    9AnonymousSep 15, 2026 15:25
    Occupation: history-show nodding uncle
    Oh wait, he's got a script, so I guess he's technically playing the 'chief' role lol
    10AnonymousSep 15, 2026 15:25
    He's got quite an appetite for someone supposedly in emotional shock — normally people lose weight from that
    29AnonymousSep 15, 2026 15:33
    Re: #10
    Maybe it's the stress-eating type of thing
    Ugh, gotta hold back, hold back (not holding back at all)
    11AnonymousSep 15, 2026 15:25
    Just watch — once the truth comes out, the tide will turn
    14AnonymousSep 15, 2026 15:26
    What was that whole 'I'm quitting social media' declaration about?
    This old man's attention-seeking is genuinely scary
    17AnonymousSep 15, 2026 15:27
    Somebody tell him to never touch X again
    26AnonymousSep 15, 2026 15:31
    Re: #17
    His agency and probably everyone around him have told him this, but he won't listen — that's how this guy ended up like this lol
    31AnonymousSep 15, 2026 15:35
    He should be grateful for the mercy of the head of the Tokugawa main family
    34AnonymousSep 15, 2026 15:38
    Apparently his jaw has gotten bigger
    35AnonymousSep 15, 2026 15:39
    Tossing in a little aside before the show promo, huh
    40AnonymousSep 15, 2026 15:42
    This guy's surprisingly tall, isn't he?
    Has some real presence
    43AnonymousSep 15, 2026 15:46
    'This will be the last one' → wasn't the last one
    'Ugh, gotta hold back' → not holding back at all
    This is a lie too lol
    45AnonymousSep 15, 2026 15:50
    Jiro-han, watch out you don't get a double chin from putting on weight
    Better massage that jaw good
    48AnonymousSep 15, 2026 15:52
    People who are seriously quitting just delete their account suddenly, no announcement
    57AnonymousSep 15, 2026 16:00
    Re: #48
    Right?
    Show promotion should just be handled by the show's official account
    51AnonymousSep 15, 2026 15:53
    He's become a hard guy to cast
    He shouldn't be drawing attention to himself
    52AnonymousSep 15, 2026 15:56
    Didn't this guy say he was quitting Twitter — or social media in general?
    53AnonymousSep 15, 2026 15:57
    You can't trust this guy's declarations. He's the type who got warned about harassment and then barged into someone's dressing room anyway lol
    59AnonymousSep 15, 2026 16:01
    He's still on X?
    Nobody could dare cast a guy this scary lol
    72AnonymousSep 15, 2026 16:13
    Didn't he quit social media?
    Is he just back like nothing happened?
    78AnonymousSep 15, 2026 16:19
    Re: #72
    'This will be my last post' probably just meant he'd stop posting about the whole mess with Fuji TV, right?

    Background and key points of this topic

    This year, Jiro Sato has repeatedly drawn attention for his social-media remarks amid reports of harassment toward a co-star and reports that Ai Hashimoto refused to work with him again. He’s also known for a past statement declaring a certain post would be his “last one,” so without that context it’s hard to see why this lighthearted mix of a diet confession and show plug drew so much reaction. Opinions in the thread split two ways: those who took it as simple weight-gain banter, and those who criticized the resumption of his social-media activity itself as “saying one thing and doing another” or as being purely for show promotion. It should be noted, for clarity beyond what the article itself states, that the only things Sato explicitly states in the post are his weight gain, his resolve to diet, and the announcement of his appearance on “Rekishi Tantei” airing the next day, the 16th — he does not directly address the past harassment allegations himself.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Geinou/Sports News+) thread “Actor Jiro Sato suddenly confesses: ‘Right now, I’m the heaviest I’ve ever been in my life… I’ve got to work hard on my diet’ — also announces TV appearance.”

  • Ramen Jiro Kameido Bans Photos of Chiikawa Creator’s Signed Art — 5ch Reacts: ‘Just Stop Displaying It Then’

    Ramen Jiro’s Kameido shop revealed via its official X account that while it isn’t technically banning photos of the signed art board by Chiikawa creator Nagano on display inside the store, it’s now asking customers to check with staff before snapping a picture — the result of a flood of customers taking unauthorized photos, some of whom hurled abuse at staff when asked to stop. The surge is tied to a wave of fans visiting specifically for the art board since the Chiikawa movie’s release. On 5ch, opinions split between those questioning the shop (“why display it at all if this is such a problem?”) and those questioning the new rule itself (“what’s wrong with snapping a photo without asking first?”).

    Tue, 9/15, 4:02 PM

    The official X (formerly Twitter) account for “Ramen Jiro Kameido” posted an update by the 15th explaining why photographing the signed illustration board by popular manga “Chiikawa” creator Nagano, on display in the shop, is completely off-limits.

    The shop’s official X account posted: “Thanks as always for your support. Lately, thanks to the Chiikawa movie, we’ve had a lot more Chiikawa fans stopping by — thank you! We’ve noticed a few posts saying people couldn’t find Nagano-sensei’s signed art board, so just so everyone knows: it’s up on the left, right as you walk in the entrance! Hope that helps.”

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Read the original article here

    2AnonymousSep 15, 2026 16:12
    Just stop displaying it, then.
    23AnonymousSep 15, 2026 16:18
    Re: #2
    Exactly lol
    I want to know why you can't just take a photo without asking
    38AnonymousSep 15, 2026 16:23
    Signed art board brings in more customers
    ↓
    Photos allowed
    ↓
    Photos need permission
    ↓
    Photos banned


    What is this
    Like Re: #2 said, just stop displaying it
    7AnonymousSep 15, 2026 16:15
    Isn't Chiikawa more of a Tonzan thing than a Jiro thing? (Tonzan is a Jiro-style ramen chain)
    17AnonymousSep 15, 2026 16:17
    Re: #7
    It's Jiro because of the '郎' in the name
    in the parallel version it'd be Tonzan, the pig one
    10AnonymousSep 15, 2026 16:15
    Why do you need to give staff a heads-up just to take a photo of the art board?
    Jiro's rules are baffling
    60AnonymousSep 15, 2026 16:35
    Re: #10
    The shop has full authority over what photography is allowed inside its own store
    If the shop sets a rule, you just have to follow it
    14AnonymousSep 15, 2026 16:17
    If photos are allowed, making people check with staff every time is pointless
    It'd be way more efficient to just warn the people being disruptive with their photos as it happens
    15AnonymousSep 15, 2026 16:17
    Then just don't display it, lol
    16AnonymousSep 15, 2026 16:17
    Go sit at the counter without buying a meal ticket and demand they "just bring me the good stuff," like Momonga did (a streamer infamous for causing a scene at a Jiro shop)
    18AnonymousSep 15, 2026 16:17
    Chiikawa fans making a trip to Jiro just to see this — that's dedication
    19AnonymousSep 15, 2026 16:17
    Nobody's going to recognize what Nagano looks like
    Did he introduce himself?
    Now if it were Nagano the comedian, sure, everyone knows that face lol
    34AnonymousSep 15, 2026 16:21
    Re: #19
    When products or shops get named outright in things like books, permission gets sought first
    Jiro has history with Chiikawa too — they later did a promo tie-in with Chiikawa cosplay
    And since the movie features a Jiro-lookalike shop called "Shima Jiro," the art board got sent over because of that connection
    20AnonymousSep 15, 2026 16:18
    Sooner or later some shady reseller is going to make off with it
    21AnonymousSep 15, 2026 16:18
    No, no — just don't display it in the first place
    Stop pinning all the blame on customers
    22AnonymousSep 15, 2026 16:18
    Is "Ramen Buta" in Chiikawa a thing because the creator is a diehard Jiro fan (a "jirorian")?
    24AnonymousSep 15, 2026 16:19
    Don't display it in the shop, then — the shop's the one baiting customers in.
    25AnonymousSep 15, 2026 16:19
    Re: #1
    If photos are allowed, why make people ask staff every single time
    26AnonymousSep 15, 2026 16:19
    Can Chiikawa fans actually go to a real Jiro and eat while following proper etiquette?
    Sounds like they'd get thrown out like Momonga did
    27AnonymousSep 15, 2026 16:19
    This place has security camera footage inside just to stop people illegally parking on Kuramaebashi-dori right out front
    28AnonymousSep 15, 2026 16:20
    Just tell me whether "Weekend" managed to finish off a whole bowl at Jiro
    30AnonymousSep 15, 2026 16:21
    It's probably just about people dragging it out, snapping tons of photos, and being a nuisance, but I guess plenty of people won't get it unless it's spelled out that plainly — not that I'd know
    31AnonymousSep 15, 2026 16:21
    Used to go to the Kameido shop a lot back when the previous owner ran it
    32AnonymousSep 15, 2026 16:21
    Go to Hustle Ramen a few doors down instead!
    39AnonymousSep 15, 2026 16:24
    If someone stole this autograph and resold it…
    gulp (`・ω・´;)
    40AnonymousSep 15, 2026 16:24
    How petty — and the ramen's not even good

    So basically: it's bad and it's petty (a play on "chii," meaning small/petty, from Chiikawa)
    44AnonymousSep 15, 2026 16:26
    You can photograph MY Chiikawa all you want
    45AnonymousSep 15, 2026 16:27
    Why not just put it in a glass display case?
    46AnonymousSep 15, 2026 16:28
    Why even keep something you're not allowed to photograph on display in the shop?
    47AnonymousSep 15, 2026 16:29
    If you're going all the way to a full photo ban, might as well just stop displaying it
    51AnonymousSep 15, 2026 16:31
    When people take photos, they get glued to their phone screen, bump into other customers, or end up trouble because someone got caught in the shot — so they're asking people to give staff a heads-up to avoid that.
    And since even that's too much for people, now it's a full photo ban.
    53AnonymousSep 15, 2026 16:32
    If a bunch of giddy, badly-behaved people show up every single day just to snap a photo and leave, I'd get sick of it too
    56AnonymousSep 15, 2026 16:34
    Anything posted up inside a Jiro shop is going to be sticky and greasy in no time, right?
    57AnonymousSep 15, 2026 16:34
    Re: #1
    Either way, it's the shop's right, so fine, but
    > 'Please let staff know before taking a photo'
    I don't get the reasoning behind this one
    Isn't posting something like this exactly what gets them cursed out?
    What's actually wrong with someone taking a photo without asking first?
    64AnonymousSep 15, 2026 16:37
    Re: #57
    Sounds like it's because some people were photographing the staff too

    Background and Points of Debate

    The backdrop is a surge of Chiikawa fans visiting after the movie’s release, temporarily driving up the number of customers coming specifically for the signed art board. Nagano has a history with Jiro, including a past promotional tie-in featuring Chiikawa cosplay, and reportedly sent the art board because of a connection to “Shima Jiro,” a Jiro-styled shop that appears in the movie. Where the thread split was over what the shop’s announcement actually meant — whether photography itself was banned, or whether the new policy was simply to check with staff first. The notice leans toward the latter, but the “photo ban” framing in headlines left many asking “why does checking first even matter?” As for the reasoning behind requiring a heads-up, some in the thread suggested it’s meant to prevent trouble like staff or other customers ending up in photos accidentally — making it less a blanket crackdown and more a customer-service precaution. At the same time, opinions split between blaming the shop for displaying the art board in the first place and blaming the customers who took unauthorized photos or lashed out verbally, leaving the question of where the real fault lies unresolved.

    ※This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Geinou/Sports News+) thread “Ramen Jiro Kameido announces signed art board by ‘Chiikawa’ creator is completely off-limits for photos: ‘Way too many people just take photos without asking… some even curse us out’.”

  • White of Left Eye Swells Up Puffy — 5ch: ‘Go to the Eye Doctor Right Now’

    A post appeared on 5ch’s Everything Live (Nanidemo Jikkyo) board reporting that the white part of the poster’s left eye had puffed up a few millimeters into a squishy bulge. The poster attached photos to describe the symptom but kept insisting they couldn’t go to an eye doctor because of an upcoming night shift. Other users speculated it might be “conjunctival edema” and argued that if it were an infection it could worsen within hours, so the poster should see a doctor immediately — while others suggested it would likely clear up on its own if left alone. The thread split over whether work or a medical visit should come first.

    1AnonymousSep 15, 2026 10:06
    Something's off — there's a clear, squishy bulge next to my iris, on the left side
    3AnonymousSep 15, 2026 10:07
    Hard to tell in a photo, but it's swollen a few mm more than usual
    7AnonymousSep 15, 2026 10:08
    You're just making it worse by stressing over it
    Either way, get it looked at by a doctor first
    14AnonymousSep 15, 2026 10:11
    Re: #7
    Can't go to the doctor
    8AnonymousSep 15, 2026 10:08
    Re: #6
    What are you gonna do if you go blind over this? Take the day off
    10AnonymousSep 15, 2026 10:09
    Re: #8
    Can't
    No paid leave left
    12AnonymousSep 15, 2026 10:10
    Re: #10
    Just no-show work and go to the doctor already…
    13AnonymousSep 15, 2026 10:11
    Re: #12
    What if the doctor just says 'leave it alone, it'll heal'? Then what?
    17AnonymousSep 15, 2026 10:13
    This turned up from the bottom of my bag, can I trust it?
    27AnonymousSep 15, 2026 10:15
    Rohto's antibacterial eye drops with dipotassium glycyrrhizinate (an anti-inflammatory ingredient) are good!
    31AnonymousSep 15, 2026 10:16
    Re: #27
    No way that's happening
    28AnonymousSep 15, 2026 10:15
    What's the point of making this thread? If you have time for that, hurry up and go to the eye doctor
    35AnonymousSep 15, 2026 10:16
    Re: #28
    I told you, I can't go, idiot
    33AnonymousSep 15, 2026 10:16
    Go to the eye doctor right now
    With eyes, things can become irreversible
    If it turns out to be nothing, fine, that's fine too
    36AnonymousSep 15, 2026 10:17
    Re: #33
    Like I said, I've got work starting tonight
    42AnonymousSep 15, 2026 10:19
    Re: #36
    If your shift starts tonight, not right now, you can obviously go now — what are you even saying
    47AnonymousSep 15, 2026 10:19
    Re: #36
    Doesn't matter
    Eye problems can progress incredibly fast by nature
    Worst case, leaving it today is what makes it too late
    This is seriously a matter of minutes
    If nothing comes of it, fine, that's fine too
    34AnonymousSep 15, 2026 10:16
    Poor thing, has monolids and might go blind on top of it
    38AnonymousSep 15, 2026 10:17
    Re: #34
    Actually it's hooded 'double' eyelids (oku-futae), no?
    49AnonymousSep 15, 2026 10:20
    Re: #47
    Even if I could go to the eye doctor, the earliest would be Saturday morning
    55AnonymousSep 15, 2026 10:21
    Re: #49
    Go right now
    It's not a big deal
    Mostly you'll just be waiting because it's crowded
    The doctor can tell what's going on the second they look under the microscope
    It's over in about a minute
    52AnonymousSep 15, 2026 10:21
    For something like cold symptoms you could maybe trust an AI, but with eyes you really need someone to actually look at it
    54AnonymousSep 15, 2026 10:21
    Re: #52
    That's why I'm having you guys look at it, right?
    53AnonymousSep 15, 2026 10:21
    Isn't this just conjunctival edema? Come on
    76AnonymousSep 15, 2026 10:27
    Re: #53
    Yeah, looks like that
    Apparently it goes down on its own if you just rest
    Good for you
    79AnonymousSep 15, 2026 10:28
    Re: #76
    This is really it, right?
    I'm not wrong, am I?
    80AnonymousSep 15, 2026 10:28
    Re: #76
    Yeah, yeah, exactly this! No need to go to the hospital! Just leave it and you'll go blind just fine, no problem at all. Going would just be a waste of money
    59AnonymousSep 15, 2026 10:22
    Can you tell how puffy the white of my eye is?
    66AnonymousSep 15, 2026 10:24
    Re: #59
    That blemish gives off serious 'pushing 40' vibes
    61AnonymousSep 15, 2026 10:23
    Re: #55
    Time to get to the eye doctor, time waiting for the exam, and money
    69AnonymousSep 15, 2026 10:25
    Re: #61
    The scariest case is an infection
    If that's what it is, it'll spread deep into the eye while you're off at work
    = it becomes too late
    The only way to rule out the worst case is to go to the hospital right now
    67AnonymousSep 15, 2026 10:25
    This
    89AnonymousSep 15, 2026 10:31
    Anyway, if it's conjunctival edema it apparently clears up in a day, so it's fine to just wait it out here, right?
    91AnonymousSep 15, 2026 10:34
    Re: #89
    How should I know
    Do whatever you want, it's on you
    97AnonymousSep 15, 2026 10:36
    Re: #89
    This is exactly why you don't gamble with eyes
    Because even if you ignore it and nothing happens, all that does is teach you a 'successful' habit of ignoring things that could eventually kill you
    Someone who ignores eye problems will absolutely ignore other important things too
    96AnonymousSep 15, 2026 10:36
    It's gotten to the point where the squishy bulge in the white of my eye shows even when I close my eyes
    98AnonymousSep 15, 2026 10:37
    Re: #96
    Whoa, you're back!
    Seriously? Did it clear up fast? Did you go to the hospital?
    99AnonymousSep 15, 2026 10:38
    Re: #96
    What did you do to end up like that?
    I just vacuumed and rubbed my eye
    Can't think of anything else

    Background and Points of Debate

    Eye symptoms are notoriously hard to gauge for how fast they might progress, and photos alone can’t tell you whether something will resolve on its own or rapidly worsen from infection. Conjunctival edema (swelling of the conjunctiva) is often triggered by rubbing or allergies and tends to clear up naturally in most cases, but the difficulty of judging severity from appearance alone is what fueled the confusion in this thread. Users split between the original poster, who wanted to settle things with photo diagnoses online, and those insisting an actual visit to an eye doctor was necessary. The poster’s decision to put off medical care because of work also raised a broader question in the background: whether prioritizing your job over your health is really the right call.

    ※This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Everything Live board) thread “[Bad News] My Left Eye Is Screwed…“.

  • IGN Reviewer Reportedly Fired After Giving Wolverine a Low Score — Other Outlets Scored It the Same

    After IGN gave Sony’s exclusive title Marvel’s Wolverine a review score of around 60 out of 100, word spread on X (formerly Twitter) that the outlet’s publishing contract had subsequently been terminated — and the news made waves on 5ch’s Hardware/Industry (Geha) board too. The timing is notable, since reports of major layoffs are also circulating at IGN, and plenty of posts are linking the two events together. While some in the thread suspect “Sony pressure,” others point out that other major outlets like VGC, GameSpot, and Eurogamer gave nearly identical scores around 60, splitting opinion on whether the score can really be called “unfairly low.”

    [Great News] Sony’s Wolverine Is So Considerately Designed You Can Beat It Just by Mashing the Square Button!

    328 Anonymous 2026/09/15 (Tue) 13:38:55.12 ID:WWQ1uAWU0

    Plot twist incoming

    Source: jp.ign.com / Original article here

    4AnonymousSep 15, 2026 14:08
    Just shut up and give it a 10
    This isn't a game
    8AnonymousSep 15, 2026 14:10
    So giving it a low score means losing sponsors, huh?
    12AnonymousSep 15, 2026 14:11
    Re: #8
    Probably because they were getting paid by Sony
    10AnonymousSep 15, 2026 14:10
    Getting fired for calling a trash game trash

    They're basically admitting themselves that "no outlet does honest reviews" — hilarious (lol)
    11AnonymousSep 15, 2026 14:11
    So there really is Sony pressure after all
    Fired just for giving a low score! (lol)
    13AnonymousSep 15, 2026 14:13
    Sounds like Sony was paying out serious sponsorship money and it got cut off because of you — something like that, maybe
    18AnonymousSep 15, 2026 14:19
    Predator 5
    Mario Golf 6
    Call of Duty 7

    20AnonymousSep 15, 2026 14:20
    Metascore reviews keep turning into Famitsu reviews (the Japanese mag famous for giving nearly every game a high score) — there's no stopping it
    23AnonymousSep 15, 2026 14:21
    Re: #20
    Same goes for Game of the Year
    29AnonymousSep 15, 2026 14:30
    Gaming media is done for
    The moment you have a relationship with a publisher, you can't say anything bad about them
    It just raises the question of what these outlets even exist for, and what right they have to write Metascore reviews at all

    So yeah, it's over. Over.
    31AnonymousSep 15, 2026 14:31
    Re: #29
    Everything goes to hell the moment Sony gets involved
    Even GOTY got wrecked once Sony started meddling in it
    40AnonymousSep 15, 2026 14:37
    Re: #29
    It's not even recent — it's been like this since the "favor era" (when outlets got cozy with publishers)
    No wonder people think it's basically worthless
    33AnonymousSep 15, 2026 14:33
    😡
    37AnonymousSep 15, 2026 14:35
    Re: #33
    The power of the Geha board is no joke (lol)
    41AnonymousSep 15, 2026 14:37
    Turns out it was a "Nishikun" (5ch slang for a rabid Nintendo fanboy)
    45AnonymousSep 15, 2026 14:38
    Re: #41
    All that happened is someone stated a fact and got nitpicked by people like you, lol
    That's just an everyday thing on the Geha board
    48AnonymousSep 15, 2026 14:41
    Re: #41
    Branding someone a "Nishikun" just because they gave a low score is pretty harsh
    52AnonymousSep 15, 2026 14:43
    Honestly, the entire game industry worldwide has rotted through

    All because nobody's cutting out the source of the stench fast enough
    56AnonymousSep 15, 2026 14:45
    Re: #52
    We're with Sony, you know that right?

    Team up with an insurance company and get swindled out of 50 million yen
    63AnonymousSep 15, 2026 14:51
    Re: #52
    Back in the Showa era, when magazines like Famimaga were everywhere, you could say whatever you wanted and it was all fun content
    But once the "favor era" hit and outlets like Dengeki and Famitsu grew powerful, things changed…
    Maybe the industry lost something the moment Square's FF7 kicked off Sony's entry into the console business
    68AnonymousSep 15, 2026 14:55
    What's the source for the reviewer actually being fired?
    71AnonymousSep 15, 2026 15:00
    Re: #68
    Sony reportedly halted IGN's publishing deal because the magazine gave PlayStation's first-party title Marvel's Wolverine an extremely low score
    https://x.com/nyc_prophet/status/2099604744515825750

    By the way, IGN is in the middle of layoffs right now
    https://krsw.5ch.io/test/read.cgi/ghard/1789440170/l50
    73AnonymousSep 15, 2026 15:02
    Wait, does Sony actually run IGN or something?
    83AnonymousSep 15, 2026 15:12
    Re: #73
    IGN was bought out by Ziff Davis, which used to publish the Official PlayStation Magazine
    so Ziff Davis controls IGN's personnel decisions and even has it handling sales on its behalf

    https://www.ign.com/games/official-playstation-magazine-vol-1
    87AnonymousSep 15, 2026 15:20
    Re: #73
    They're a completely separate company
    98AnonymousSep 15, 2026 15:32
    The whole culture of posting reviews before a game even launches is sketchy too
    103AnonymousSep 15, 2026 15:39
    Re: #98
    Well, playing it before launch and writing about it is literally the job
    Honestly, now that social media is this widespread, it'd probably be fairer to run it more like a closed beta — either recruit a broad pool of reviewers or hand out copies at random and have them review it
    105AnonymousSep 15, 2026 15:40
    Re: #102
    Plenty of outlets besides IGN also scored it around 60, yet there are morons out there seriously calling it "unfair"
    Really makes you feel how far the game industry has fallen
    119AnonymousSep 15, 2026 15:50
    Re: #105
    If you paid a performer to appear on a home-shopping show or ad video and had them taste-test something,
    would they ever say "ugh, this is gross, I guess it's average"? No — they'd just read off the caption and go "mmm, delicious!"
    121AnonymousSep 15, 2026 15:51
    Re: #119
    That's fine if it's that kind of show, but if it's not, isn't that just stealth marketing?
    It'd be fine if IGN's review was labeled "PR" or "sponsored," but…
    122AnonymousSep 15, 2026 15:52
    Re: #119
    What's even the point of that? Lmaooo
    You're denying the entire point of Metascore reviews — that's some seriously toxic logic

    Background and Key Points of This Discussion

    Game review scores are said to feed into sales performance and sequel decisions via aggregator sites, and suspicions that advertising and promotional ties with publishers influence those scores have long persisted. The primary source for this story is an individual post on X, with no official statement confirmed from IGN or its parent company — as of this thread, there’s no verified causal link between the reviewer’s treatment, the reported halt in publishing, and the ongoing layoffs. Within the thread, some voiced suspicion of a capital relationship, noting that IGN’s parent company once published Sony’s official “Official PlayStation Magazine,” while others insisted the two are “completely separate companies” — this point remains unresolved. A premise readers can easily get wrong is that “IGN alone gave an unfairly low score,” but in reality most major outlets lined up with similar scores, so the evaluation of the review’s content itself and the truth behind the firing controversy need to be considered separately.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch Hardware/Industry (Geha) board thread “[Sad News] IGN Reviewer Reportedly Fired for Giving Wolverine an “Unfairly” Low Score.”

  • “I Want to Fire All the Managers”: Miyagi’s Kawasaki Town Mayor Shusaku Koyama Shouts at a Ramen Chain Restaurant, Apologizes Later

    On August 28, Kawasaki Town Mayor Shusaku Koyama of Miyagi Prefecture stopped by a ramen chain restaurant in Shibata Town on his way back from a reception following the Kennan Summit held in Watari Town. While drinking a highball there, he loudly told a section chief and a driver who were with him, “I want to fire all the managers” and “The staff are useless.” It was revealed on September 14 through reporting by the Kahoku Shimpo that he later apologized to the staffer in person. On the thread, reactions focused less on the content of his remarks and more on surrounding topics — unease over the article’s deliberate use of the phrase “ramen chain restaurant,” the mayor’s background, and the staffing structure of local government.

    It was revealed on the 14th that Kawasaki Town Mayor Shusaku Koyama of Miyagi Prefecture, while drinking at a restaurant, loudly told two town employees present, “I want to fire all the managers” and “The staff are useless,” and later apologized to the employees.

    According to the town, Mayor Koyama attended the Kennan Summit held in Watari Town on August 28 and drank at the reception afterward. On his way back to the town office, he stopped by a ramen chain restaurant in Shibata Town and had one highball. A section chief and a driver were present. The staff say the mayor’s loud voice…(continues in the paid edition)

    Kahoku Shimpo, September 14, 2026, 17:30

    Source: kahoku.news / Original article here

    7AnonymousSep 15, 2026 10:05
    Why bother specifically writing "ramen chain restaurant"?
    Wouldn't "restaurant" or "ramen shop" be enough?
    77AnonymousSep 15, 2026 11:05
    Re: #7
    Guess it's some famous chain?
    93AnonymousSep 15, 2026 11:19
    Re: #7
    Maybe it was a Jiro-style place? (a ramen style known for huge, greasy portions)
    11AnonymousSep 15, 2026 10:06
    Fun fact: this mayor graduated from the night program at Tohoku Gakuin University's Faculty of Economics. Thoughts?
    76AnonymousSep 15, 2026 11:00
    Re: #11
    Night programs barely exist anymore, right? If he worked his way through college, that's respectable regardless of how selective the school was. But checking Wikipedia, he dropped out of a technical college, graduated from an agricultural high school, then somehow ended up with an economics degree — pretty confusing career path.
    125AnonymousSep 15, 2026 12:17
    Re: #11
    For Miyagi folks of a certain age, going to Gakuin after failing to get into Tohoku University was totally normal, so I don't think it's a big deal.
    143AnonymousSep 15, 2026 12:53
    Re: #11
    The prefectural technical school he dropped out of probably had a night program too, and the agricultural high school he graduated from was likely night classes as well. Given the era, the guy seems to have genuinely struggled through school while working.
    18AnonymousSep 15, 2026 10:08
    I feel like swapping out the staff wouldn't change much in the countryside anyway lol. Sure, they're all lazy idiots with zero motivation, but still lol
    29AnonymousSep 15, 2026 10:15
    That's just how local government employees are — experts at killing time while pretending to work.
    30AnonymousSep 15, 2026 10:16
    I get that, but he's the one put in charge of that organization, so act like it — tighten up performance reviews, actually fire the truly useless ones as an example. That's how you do it. Ranting off in a ramen shop instead? Is he an idiot?
    31AnonymousSep 15, 2026 10:17
    Now that his real feelings are out in the open, things are gonna be awkward from here on.
    32AnonymousSep 15, 2026 10:17
    He's got the authority, so why not just do it then.
    33AnonymousSep 15, 2026 10:17
    "Kakushu" or "kubi" — either way it comes down to getting the axe. (Both Japanese words for "dismissal" here literally mean "neck.")
    34AnonymousSep 15, 2026 10:18
    "Arumorahara" sounds like it could be a place in Mexico. (likely a mashup of "aru-hara"/alcohol harassment and "mora-hara"/moral harassment)
    42AnonymousSep 15, 2026 10:26
    It's risky when a guy who's never held a real job ends up on top like this.
    51AnonymousSep 15, 2026 10:31
    There's only one truth! (the famous Detective Conan catchphrase)
    68AnonymousSep 15, 2026 10:46
    "Ramen shop" would've been fine — writing "ramen chain restaurant" on purpose… is that a pun on "chainsaw"?
    86AnonymousSep 15, 2026 11:13
    Re: #68
    Maybe it's just being considerate toward ramen shops that aren't chains?
    72AnonymousSep 15, 2026 10:48
    Your voice and your sneezes get louder as you age, huh.
    73AnonymousSep 15, 2026 10:52
    Re: #72
    The voice thing is probably because your hearing goes.
    79AnonymousSep 15, 2026 11:06
    See, this is exactly why you need a proper traditional restaurant (ryotei) for these things, right?
    89AnonymousSep 15, 2026 11:14
    Re: #79
    AI would do just fine.
    81AnonymousSep 15, 2026 11:09
    Isn't it just that he's disliked and getting frozen out?
    106AnonymousSep 15, 2026 11:50
    Re: #81
    Yeah, probably…
    85AnonymousSep 15, 2026 11:13
    What exactly was the problem here? The drinking? Or the verbal abuse? I mean, if it was during work hours, sure, that's bad.
    91AnonymousSep 15, 2026 11:16
    Re: #85
    The verbal abuse, obviously. But those nights where you can't cope without venting, without drinking — that happens more to serious, hardworking people, so I can't fully blame this mayor.
    92AnonymousSep 15, 2026 11:18
    "A section chief and the driver were present."
      ↑
    Which of these two snitched on him?
    95AnonymousSep 15, 2026 11:23
    Re: #92
    Could've been other customers or staff nearby too.
    159AnonymousSep 15, 2026 13:40
    A town of 7,000 having both a mayor and a town council seems like quite the luxury these days. Looking at the map, might be a water source for Sendai — flush with dam subsidy money or something?
    162AnonymousSep 15, 2026 13:52
    Re: #159
    We need another round of Heisei/Reiwa-style municipal mergers. Local governments really should have at least 100,000 people each, or it's just too inefficient.
    186AnonymousSep 15, 2026 14:47
    In this context "cut their necks" just means "fire them," right? Surely not literally "kill them"?
    192AnonymousSep 15, 2026 15:30
    Re: #186
    Chainsaw.

    Background and Key Points of This Topic

    Kawasaki Town sits in southern Miyagi Prefecture and has a population of roughly 7,000. The Kennan Summit appears to be a gathering of neighboring municipal leaders, and it was on the way back from that event that the mayor made the remarks at the restaurant that became an issue. On the thread, discussion centered less on the content of the remarks themselves and more on the oddly specific phrase “ramen chain restaurant,” as well as the mayor’s academic background and career (a graduate of the night program at Tohoku Gakuin University, an agricultural high school graduate, etc.), while the structural issue of local government staffing wasn’t explored much. Whether “I want to fire them” actually meant dismissal or was just drunken griping can’t be determined from the reporting alone, and the article doesn’t reveal which of those present was the one who leaked the story.

    *This article is an excerpt and summary compiled from the 5ch (News Express+) thread ““I Want to Fire All the Managers”: Miyagi’s Kawasaki Town Mayor Shusaku Koyama Shouts at a Ramen Chain Restaurant, Apologizes Later.”

  • PS5 Exclusive ‘Marvel’s Wolverine’ Launches Today — Forum Split Over Review Scores

    SIE released the PS5-exclusive action game “Marvel’s Wolverine” on September 15. The standard edition costs ¥8,980, while the Digital Deluxe Edition — which comes with five limited-edition suits, limited-edition claw designs, and other DLC — costs ¥9,980. On 5ch’s Hardware/Industry (Geha) board, some posters admitted they hadn’t even realized the release date had arrived, while others worried the user score would get trashed by a flood of one-off accounts. Meanwhile, early reviews from major outlets like IGN scored the game highly, leaving reactions to its reception split.

    Sony Interactive Entertainment (SIE) is releasing the PlayStation 5 action game “Marvel’s Wolverine” on September 15. Both the packaged and digital Standard Editions are priced at ¥8,980, while the Digital Deluxe Edition costs ¥9,980. In addition to the main game, the Digital Deluxe Edition includes various DLC, such as five limited-edition suits and five limited-edition claw designs.

    Source: game.watch.impress.co.jp / Original article here

    4AnonymousSep 15, 2026 08:25
    Can't wait to see the user score.
    Probably gonna get flooded with one-off accounts giving it straight 10s.
    19AnonymousSep 15, 2026 08:44
    Re: #4
    Like what happens with Nintendo titles?
    20AnonymousSep 15, 2026 08:45
    Re: #4
    The fact that people are more excited about the user score than the actual game is genuinely a sign of the end times.
    5AnonymousSep 15, 2026 08:26
    Wait, this came out today? I thought it was still a ways off.
    6AnonymousSep 15, 2026 08:26
    Re: #5
    People don't even know the release date happened…
    9AnonymousSep 15, 2026 08:31
    They'd have been better off making a new beat-'em-up instead.
    10AnonymousSep 15, 2026 08:33
    Re: #2
    Then you buy it, lolololololololol
    12AnonymousSep 15, 2026 08:33
    Re: #6
    With a PS5 exclusive, nobody bothers making hype threads for it, so people just don't notice it's coming.
    Meanwhile Forza Horizon 6, which is mostly played by PC users, got its own hype thread.
    14AnonymousSep 15, 2026 08:35
    Re: #12
    Yeah, now that you mention it, nobody was even talking about the release date lol
    18AnonymousSep 15, 2026 08:41
    So THIS is what they mean by 'a disaster you could see coming from a mile away.'
    24AnonymousSep 15, 2026 08:49
    It's a flagship PS5 exclusive after all!
    There's no way a PS5 owner wouldn't buy this.
    32AnonymousSep 15, 2026 09:00
    Re: #24
    Sounds like your loyalty's being put to the test.
    27AnonymousSep 15, 2026 08:56
    Five kinds of limited-edition claws?
    Can you swap them in and out easily, like women do with fake nails?
    33AnonymousSep 15, 2026 09:00
    Re: #27
    No can do — canonically the metal is embedded in his body and bursts out through his skin, so that's not how it works.
    47AnonymousSep 15, 2026 09:22
    Sony's really going all-in on this one — they're also releasing:
    ・A console bundle with original artwork
    ・A controller with original artwork
    ・An original-design cover exclusive to the Pro model
    ・An original-design cover for the standard PS5

    …
    65AnonymousSep 15, 2026 09:47
    Re: #47
    Sony even reskinned the PS App in Wolverine colors for the launch, so yeah, this is clearly a title they're betting big on.
    50AnonymousSep 15, 2026 09:28
    Not buying the game but getting all worked up about it on the console-war board, huh—

    Post #323, Anonymous (default handle on this board translates to "desperately trying") 2026/09/15 (Tue) 09:24:58.78 ID:GKkhTIpO0
    Re: #314
    Every third party should be PS-exclusive. These clueless third parties can't even sell on Switch or Xbox, so they go multiplatform instead — and in the end they're just using PS owners as a safety net. They think of us as walking ATMs.
    52AnonymousSep 15, 2026 09:36
    Re: #50
    Haven't seen a 'one-day GK' (someone who acts like a diehard PlayStation fanboy for a single post) like this in a while.
    56AnonymousSep 15, 2026 09:39
    Re: #52
    Given how unhinged that first reply is, I'd say it's the real deal.
    70AnonymousSep 15, 2026 09:51
    Re: #52
    Lol, nobody even remembers that guy anymore, right?
    60AnonymousSep 15, 2026 09:40
    To begin with, Japan doesn't have a great image of licensed character games in general, and on top of that, nobody here has much attachment to Wolverine.
    67AnonymousSep 15, 2026 09:48
    Re: #60
    And that's after Bandai Namco already trashed the market for licensed games in Japan.
    62AnonymousSep 15, 2026 09:43
    Speaking of this year, I think the new Rhythm Heaven (Poko & Aya) is selling better than previous entries in the series, and I'd bet Ocarina, coming out this fall, will sell well too.

    Isn't the PS5 the only platform where nothing's selling?
    64AnonymousSep 15, 2026 09:45
    Re: #62
    Apparently it's "excluded from the series count."
    Though with Marvel games, apparently if the playable character changes, it counts as a completely new IP.
    75AnonymousSep 15, 2026 09:57
    They're criticizing it for having QTEs.
    What's even the point of those?
    77AnonymousSep 15, 2026 10:00
    Re: #75
    Wait, aren't these the kind of QTEs where it doesn't matter whether you actually press the button or not?
    79AnonymousSep 15, 2026 10:02
    My go-to trusted reviewer is raving about it.

    81AnonymousSep 15, 2026 10:06
    Re: #79
    Yeah, I thought it felt like Uncharted too — so why's Wolverine getting bashed?
    82AnonymousSep 15, 2026 10:11
    Re: #79
    It's probably fun at first, but the enemies are recycled and the routes are repetitive, so it gets old fast.
    84AnonymousSep 15, 2026 10:13
    Re: #79
    Well, it's good to see some positive reviews out there.
    But I think how attached you are to Wolverine really affects how you experience the gameplay.
    Going in completely fresh with no attachment to the character is probably a tough sell.
    83AnonymousSep 15, 2026 10:12
    No matter how it turns out, just watch — it's gonna win a PlayStation Award anyway.
    99AnonymousSep 15, 2026 10:51
    Re: #83
    What does winning that even accomplish? It's not exactly a selling point, is it?
    It's basically like a Monde Selection award (a food award notorious for being easy to win) — a meaningless honor.
    97AnonymousSep 15, 2026 10:48
    IGN gave it a 9, so that's promising.
    102AnonymousSep 15, 2026 10:52
    For a linear game like this, it'd be great if they just put it on Game Pass…
    104AnonymousSep 15, 2026 10:57
    Re: #102
    Even if it came to Game Pass, you'd get bored halfway through and drop it.
    Way too repetitive.
    Guess Wolverine on his own just doesn't shine as a game.
    There's only so much you can do with just claws.
    And it's not even as brutal as people made it out to be.

    Background and Key Points of This Discussion

    “Marvel’s Wolverine” is a PS5-exclusive licensed action title developed by Sony Interactive Entertainment’s own studios, and — judging by its pricing tiers and the contents of the Digital Deluxe Edition — it’s clearly positioned by the company as one of its flagship, big-budget releases. What split opinion on the thread was the reliability of the user score: posters cited the familiar pattern where scores on outside sites like Metacritic tend to get trashed by a flood of one-off accounts right after launch, pointing to past cases involving Nintendo titles as precedent. At the same time, early reviews from major outlets like IGN came in around 9 out of 10, highlighting the structural gap that often opens up between critical reviews and user voting. Several posters also noted that, in Japan, the release date itself wasn’t well known — an interesting point suggesting exclusive titles don’t generate the same kind of hype threads that build anticipation the way multiplatform releases do, revealing a real difference in temperature between the two. It’s also worth keeping in mind that licensed character games have a history of being churned out cheaply in the past, which tends to keep expectations low in the Japanese market from the outset.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Hardware/Industry [Geha]) thread “[PS5 Exclusive] SIE Releases “Marvel’s Wolverine” Today!.”

  • Study: Correcting Vaccine Conspiracy Believers With Facts Barely Works

    A study by Rissho University and others has found that people who believe conspiracy theories about the COVID-19 vaccine — such as claims that it contains microchips — tend to distrust newspapers and television, and rarely change their minds even when given accurate information. The findings, published in a journal from the Nature group, raise questions about how to communicate information ahead of the next pandemic, and the topic caught fire on 5ch’s News Speed+ board. While the thread filled up with jokes mocking the microchip theory, it also saw genuinely heated clashes between anti-vaxxers and pro-vaccine posters — playing out, almost too perfectly, the very “deep-rooted conflict” the study describes.

    2026.09.11

    Science and Society

    A study by Rissho University and other institutions has revealed that people who believe conspiracy theories about the COVID-19 vaccine — such as “the vaccine has a microchip embedded in it” or “the government and pharmaceutical companies are hiding information” — have strong distrust of mass media like newspapers and TV, and that giving them accurate information does little to correct their beliefs. This undercuts the common view that conspiracy theories just need “proper public messaging” to fix — a claim the research shows has no scientific backing. The findings suggest that how we communicate information will need to be rethought ahead of future pandemics.

    Source: nature.com / Original article here

    7AnonymousSep 15, 2026 14:48
    Guinea pig who got the 'poison shot' sobs, "There's no undoing this now" (mocking anti-vax slang that spells out ワクチン/vaccine as "waku-chin," here twisted into "doku-chin," or "poison shot")
    98AnonymousSep 15, 2026 15:04
    Re: #7
    Sounds like someone who believes in the microchip thing
    20AnonymousSep 15, 2026 14:51
    I heard getting the COVID vaccine would make your body 5G-compatible and I was really looking forward to it, but there's still no sign of it kicking in…
    I've been duped……
    105AnonymousSep 15, 2026 15:05
    Re: #20
    Maybe you turned into 5ch(an) instead? (a pun on "5G" vs. "5ch," this very forum's name)
    28AnonymousSep 15, 2026 14:53
    I wonder if the guy who was desperately preaching about lizard people died — that theory never caught on at all
    51AnonymousSep 15, 2026 14:57
    Re: #28
    I remember there being a ton of them on News+ during the presidential election…
    30AnonymousSep 15, 2026 14:54
    Why has an electron microscope never once captured an image of one of these microchips?
    35AnonymousSep 15, 2026 14:55
    Re: #30
    You'd think AI could whip one up in seconds if you just asked
    62AnonymousSep 15, 2026 14:59
    The Fauci trial stuff barely made news in Japan, huh
    68AnonymousSep 15, 2026 15:00
    Re: #62
    That's about U.S. domestic COVID policy — it's got nothing to do with what's actually in the vaccine
    Masks and social distancing were already normal in Japan anyway
    78AnonymousSep 15, 2026 15:02
    Hey! Anti-vaxxer! Go buy me a yakisoba bread roll (a popular convenience-store bread stuffed with fried noodles)
    91AnonymousSep 15, 2026 15:03
    Re: #78
    Yes sir!!
    Got it!!
    But honestly I'd recommend the egg sandwich instead!!! New item at Big-A, only ¥198!! (Big-A is a Japanese discount supermarket chain)
    96AnonymousSep 15, 2026 15:04
    Re: #78
    lol the real errand boys here are you guys, injecting yourselves with this mystery fluid without a shred of doubt

    Re: #90
    If the vaccine believers were right, anti-vaxxers should've all died out from COVID by now
    90AnonymousSep 15, 2026 15:03
    If the anti-vaxxers were right, wouldn't vaccinated people be dropping dead left and right by now?
    146AnonymousSep 15, 2026 15:12
    It's in there — self-assembling nanochips
    They've been physically observed and documented,
    there's footage all over the place

    Bluetooth signals have been detected
    coming off both the vaccinated and people who got PCR tested,
    you can check it yourself with your phone

    The people saying "there's nothing there"
    just haven't looked into it themselves,
    so they simply don't "know" (´・ω・`)
    155AnonymousSep 15, 2026 15:13
    Re: #146
    You're actually serious about this, huh

    Has your family not given up on you yet?
    149AnonymousSep 15, 2026 15:12
    I'm anti-vax too, but I guess it's about time I go get my flu and COVID shots (sense of duty)
    159AnonymousSep 15, 2026 15:14
    Re: #149
    That disqualifies you as an anti-vaxxer — you'll never earn a spot among the "Pandemic Treaty People," a proud tradition going all the way back to the HPV vaccine 😡
    153AnonymousSep 15, 2026 15:13
    "It prevents infection."
    "It prevents severe illness."
    "It prevents long-term symptoms."
    "It prevents death."
    "To protect the people you love~"


    Turns out THIS was the misinformation and conspiracy theory……
    172AnonymousSep 15, 2026 15:15
    Re: #153
    There are also plenty of stories of vaccinated people catching it anyway
    And people who've never once looked up the history of infectious diseases, COVID included, on any epidemiology site are never going to get it
    154AnonymousSep 15, 2026 15:13
    The microchip thing is obviously bogus, but let's not forget things like Kishida calling Japan a "clinical trial nation," or the fact that Japan kept dosing at an absurd rate long after other countries had already stopped
    And on top of that, the notoriously tight-fisted Japanese government handed out multiple doses for free
    166AnonymousSep 15, 2026 15:14
    Re: #154
    Even the pro-vaccine crowd stopped getting shots, wasting 660 billion yen worth of doses
    I wish the pro-vaxxers would foot that bill themselves
    Only getting it if it's free is pretty cheap of them

    Background and Talking Points

    This study, published by a team from Rissho University and others in a journal from the Nature group, found that the more strongly someone believes in conspiracy theories, the more distrustful they are of mass media — and that “proper public messaging” alone does little to change their minds. The thread ended up ironically demonstrating this very finding: jokes mocking the microchip theory drew plenty of reactions, while exchanges between anti-vaccine and pro-vaccine posters over the history of drug-induced harm and the fairness of dose counts and costs mostly talked past each other, with both sides leaning on claims short on evidence. The pattern the study points to — that simply delivering correct information doesn’t change minds — plays out almost exactly in this thread’s exchanges. Note that this article excludes posts that name real politicians or parties to stoke conflict, attack individuals, or spread unsubstantiated charts and conspiracy theories.

    *This article is compiled and summarized from excerpts of the 5ch (News Speed+) thread ““The vaccine has a microchip embedded in it,” “they’re hiding information” — vaccine conspiracy theory believers barely change their minds even with accurate information.”

  • Australian athlete wets herself mid-competition but keeps racing anyway — “go all in or don’t bother” — organizers slammed

    At a fitness competition held in Beijing, China, Australian athlete Joanna became a topic of conversation after she wet herself mid-race and kept running all the way to the finish. She later posted a photo of herself receiving IV treatment on Instagram, commenting, “If you’re going to do it, give it everything you’ve got” — but criticism has been mounting against the event organizers for not stopping the competition. On 5channel, threads split between users worried about the hygiene and safety impact on other competitors and those praising her grit, with several posts drawing comparisons to similar incidents in past racewalking events and women’s marathons.

    《Her shorts were soaked between the legs…》Female athlete who wet herself but kept competing anyway says “If you’re going to do it, give it everything” and “Well, a win’s a win” — organizers hit with a wave of criticism [Beijing]

    As images captured during the competition spread online, Joanna posted her own photo lying in bed receiving an IV drip (via Instagram)

    2026.09.15 11:00

    Source: news-postseven.com / Original article here

    4AnonymousSep 15, 2026 14:54
    Can't remember if it was the Olympics or some other meet, but wasn't there a male racewalker who straight up let it fly mid-race too?
    151AnonymousSep 15, 2026 15:28
    Re: #4
    Apparently peeing is pretty common in racewalking
    Well, there are portable toilets on course, so some athletes do dash in when they gotta go
    5AnonymousSep 15, 2026 14:54
    Come on, put up entertainment and sports news threads too
    Back in the day the entertainment/sports board (Geisports) had us covered
    11AnonymousSep 15, 2026 14:57
    She must've eaten Chinese-made yogurt
    If that's the case, I feel for her
    40AnonymousSep 15, 2026 15:03
    Re: #11
    Japan just had a crab food poisoning outbreak not long ago
    Japan's fallen pretty far too
    12AnonymousSep 15, 2026 14:57
    This should honestly count as a foul
    It's basically like spreading poison out there
    The other athletes can't even focus on competing
    13AnonymousSep 15, 2026 14:57
    Imagine another athlete slipping and falling on that lol
    The fitness competition where you absolutely must not laugh
    14AnonymousSep 15, 2026 14:57
    It's crazy slippery, you know
    145AnonymousSep 15, 2026 15:27
    Re: #14
    So the athlete who slipped and fell — was that Sakuraba? (Kazushi Sakuraba, the pro fighter — running joke reference)
    16AnonymousSep 15, 2026 14:58
    Racewalkers straight up crap themselves all the time, honestly makes me question it as a sport
    17AnonymousSep 15, 2026 14:58
    They're calling it "incontinence" but she straight up pooped herself too, just so you know
    18AnonymousSep 15, 2026 14:58
    I figured she won despite getting covered in another racer's mess
    but turns out she was the source herself

    There's a genuine infection risk here, plus it tanks everyone else's morale and focus — she should've been disqualified on the spot
    19AnonymousSep 15, 2026 14:58
    Guess it's fine if I show up to work having crapped myself too then, right?
    20AnonymousSep 15, 2026 14:58
    Reminds me of a female runner at the LA Olympics who got her period mid-marathon and just finished the race anyway
    Her white uniform was stained
    23AnonymousSep 15, 2026 14:59
    Guess you gotta just own it to get through that lol
    But it's a massive inconvenience for the other athletes and staff
    She should reflect on that
    26AnonymousSep 15, 2026 15:00
    Soiling yourself for the sake of a record
    So what?
    28AnonymousSep 15, 2026 15:00
    Disqualified for interfering with other athletes' breathing…
    Guess that's not how it works, huh……
    29AnonymousSep 15, 2026 15:01
    If this happened to someone who looked like you guys
    it'd be a total pile-on lol
    31AnonymousSep 15, 2026 15:01
    Crapping, pissing, and puking mid-competition has always been a pretty common thing, you know
    32AnonymousSep 15, 2026 15:01
    There was a similar case in combat sports before
    The fighter said something like "I'm a warrior, I'm not gonna stop fighting just because I crapped myself"
    Freaking badass (the pun on "crap" isn't lost on anyone)
    33AnonymousSep 15, 2026 15:01
    Think about the other people who have to step in that crap
    35AnonymousSep 15, 2026 15:01
    In Japan you'd get arrested for public indecency over this
    61AnonymousSep 15, 2026 15:08
    Isn't "incontinence" just about pee?
    Does it cover poop too or something
    70AnonymousSep 15, 2026 15:11
    Re: #61
    There's both fecal incontinence and urinary incontinence
    64AnonymousSep 15, 2026 15:09
    https://pbs.twimg.com/media/HSDynHgboAAO33G.jpg
    https://pbs.twimg.com/media/HSDynGAbEAAaIxc.jpg

    This is getting pretty heavily criticized
    Barely seeing anyone say "that's gutsy for finishing" type takes
    75AnonymousSep 15, 2026 15:12
    Re: #64
    Oh, it's the poop kind
    It affects other athletes too, disqualification seems fair
    119AnonymousSep 15, 2026 15:21
    Re: #64
    Must've made a hell of a sound when it happened
    144AnonymousSep 15, 2026 15:26
    Re: #64
    She might've been barely okay with it since it was her own crap, but it's brutal interference for the other athletes
    123AnonymousSep 15, 2026 15:22
    If spitting gets you a penalty, this should be way more serious
    128AnonymousSep 15, 2026 15:23
    Re: #123
    Who'd have guessed there's someone out there totally fine with crapping themselves
    133AnonymousSep 15, 2026 15:24
    There was a Daihatsu women's marathon runner who won bronze at the Asian Games in Hiroshima while pooping herself, remember that?
    143AnonymousSep 15, 2026 15:26
    Re: #133
    Wasn't that the one where TV commentator Akemi Masuda made a big fuss going "it's her period, it's her period"?

    Background and key points of this story

    Losing control of bodily functions due to fatigue or stress during endurance events isn’t actually all that rare. In racewalking and ultra-distance running, there have been multiple past reports of athletes wetting or soiling themselves mid-race — even with portable toilets on course — simply because they couldn’t make it in time. The examples raised in the thread, like the “1984 LA Olympics women’s marathon runner” or various racewalkers, include cases with different underlying causes, such as heat-related dizziness or dehydration, so it’s worth being careful not to lump all these symptoms together as the same thing. It’s also unclear from the original article whether the event had an explicit rule classifying this kind of situation as grounds for disqualification. The real core of the criticism directed at the organizers isn’t so much about “whether it was right to let her continue by her own choice,” but rather the ambiguity in the organizers’ standards for how far they had defined the hygiene and safety impact on other competitors.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5channel (Entertainment/Sports News+) thread “Her shorts were soaked between the legs… Australian female athlete who wet herself but kept competing anyway says “If you’re going to do it, give it everything” and “Well, a win’s a win” — organizers hit with a wave of criticism.”

  • What Is a ‘Dopamine Brat’? SNS Addiction and the Vanishing Tolerance for Boredom

    An article distributed by ITmedia Mobile introduced the coined term “dopa-gaki” (dopamine brat), describing a state of being unable to step away from social media and short-form videos for even a moment. Short for “dopamine-addicted brat,” the term is said to capture the psychology of losing tolerance for boredom. On 5channel, threads saw a wave of pushback against the term itself, along with comments suggesting the same tendency isn’t limited to children but applies to adults and the TV generation too. Some posters linked declining sales of gum and cigarettes to the spread of smartphones, turning the discussion into one about how, across generations, the way people “kill time” has changed.

    “Can’t stand even a moment of boredom” — What is the SNS-addicted “dopa-gaki”? The psychology behind it, and how things stand outside Japan (page 1/3) – ITmedia Mobile

    Published September 15, 2026, 08:00 AM [Tomoko Suzuki, ITmedia]

    Lately, you may have seen the term “dopa-gaki” floating around social media. It’s a coined term short for “a brat addicted to dopamine (a brain chemical),” used as slang for someone who can’t tolerate even a moment of boredom and constantly craves intense stimulation from music, short-form videos, livestreams, and social media.

    Source: itmedia.co.jp / Read the original article here

    9AnonymousSep 15, 2026 10:42
    Coining new words for everything is creepy
    15AnonymousSep 15, 2026 10:45
    Re: #9
    I don't feel that way — you need vocabulary that can properly describe a state.
    There was a Frenchman who was blown away by the Japanese concept of "chinposi" (the position of one's junk in one's pants).
    Of course Frenchmen also feel discomfort about their junk's position.
    But there was no word for it. He said "chinposi" was the perfect term to describe that uncomfortable feeling he'd always had.
    69AnonymousSep 15, 2026 11:14
    Re: #15
    What creeps me out is replacing a word that already exists with another word that already exists.
    Fashion terms like "spats" vs "leggings" are like that.
    What actually annoys me is when a word borrowed to describe a concept with no other way of being said (or that would take a wordy explanation) gets used instead in place of a perfectly plain existing word.
    Like calling mere "setting" a "worldview."
    Or using a meme about something whose essence never changes as if it were a fresh local buzzword.
    Or treating a phrase everyone's just recycling as if it were some profound proverb or maxim.
    10AnonymousSep 15, 2026 10:43
    The guy running his mouth about "dopa-gaki" can't put his own phone down all day either, so what's the difference lol
    19AnonymousSep 15, 2026 10:47
    Re: #10
    Sure, I bring my phone into the bathroom too. I'm fiddling with it on the train as well.
    I think what matters is whether you can look at your own state objectively and accept it or not.
    118AnonymousSep 15, 2026 11:35
    Re: #10
    It's got tap-to-pay built in — there's no way you'd keep it off your body.
    13AnonymousSep 15, 2026 10:44
    Commuting by train and seeing every single passenger glued to their phone, checking social media or gaming, honestly scared me.
    They even keep staring at their phones while walking after getting off the train.
    They don't know the luxury of doing nothing.
    22AnonymousSep 15, 2026 10:48
    Re: #13
    Even on a packed train, there's always a few percent of people who can't put their phone down.
    66AnonymousSep 15, 2026 11:11
    Re: #13
    So was the old guy reading a newspaper on the train back in the day a "dopa-oji" (dopamine-addicted old man)?
    215AnonymousSep 15, 2026 12:18
    Re: #13
    People reading paperback novels have become a rare sight.
    30AnonymousSep 15, 2026 10:52
    My grandma's a "dopa-baa" (dopamine-addicted granny) too.
    She watches TV from morning till night.
    She gets angry if you turn it off.
    41AnonymousSep 15, 2026 10:57
    Re: #30
    Isn't that just loneliness? Does she live alone?
    46AnonymousSep 15, 2026 10:59
    Re: #30
    Might be early-stage dementia. People lose motivation to do almost anything and just end up watching TV.
    80AnonymousSep 15, 2026 11:17
    When 5channel goes down and I can't access it, I get really restless.
    Does that make me a "dopa-oji"?
    83AnonymousSep 15, 2026 11:18
    Re: #80
    Sorry, same here honestly — though only when there's a network outage and X and stuff go down too.
    84AnonymousSep 15, 2026 11:19
    Re: #80
    When someone quotes my post I get anxious about it and want to check it over and over even during work.
    95AnonymousSep 15, 2026 11:22
    Re: #80
    Ah, I get that lol. Guess that makes me a "dopa housewife" then.
    88AnonymousSep 15, 2026 11:20
    More than whether someone's a "dopa-gaki" or not, I just hate people who call themselves that.
    It's got this full-blown "edgy teen phase" vibe that's embarrassing to watch.
    94AnonymousSep 15, 2026 11:22
    Re: #88
    Maybe the person themselves doesn't take it as an insult?
    117AnonymousSep 15, 2026 11:35
    Re: #88 Re: #94
    Insult or not, I think it's important to recognize for yourself whether you're a "dopa-gaki."
    Plenty of people probably notice things like no longer being able to sit through a long movie or a long video.
    106AnonymousSep 15, 2026 11:27
    Don't put the word "brat" into what's supposed to be general-purpose vocabulary.
    What kind of sense of style is that?
    109AnonymousSep 15, 2026 11:29
    Re: #106
    Isn't that just what slang is?
    111AnonymousSep 15, 2026 11:30
    Re: #106
    Technically it's not just "gaki" — it's properly written 餓鬼 (gaki, literally "hungry ghost" in Buddhist lore, the origin of the slang for "bratty kid").
    113AnonymousSep 15, 2026 11:32
    Gum sales have halved over the past 20 years, and the main cause is said to be the spread of smartphones.
    In other words, the time-killing tool just shifted from gum to social media — hating boredom hasn't changed at all, then or now.
    It's hilarious that idiots who can't properly track this kind of generational shift are making a fuss shouting "dopa-gaki! dopa-gaki!"
    116AnonymousSep 15, 2026 11:34
    Re: #113
    Nah. It shifted to gummy candy.
    120AnonymousSep 15, 2026 11:36
    Re: #113
    Same with cigarettes. Sales peaked around 2000 and have dropped to a fifth of that.
    Health consciousness and price hikes play a part, but the smartphone's influence is also plausible.
    119AnonymousSep 15, 2026 11:36

    This sudden drop has got to be caused by this, right?
    126AnonymousSep 15, 2026 11:39
    Re: #95
    That's a "dopa-baba" (dopamine-addicted old lady) lol
    131AnonymousSep 15, 2026 11:39
    Re: #126
    Why can't you consider the possibility she's a young mom?
    140AnonymousSep 15, 2026 11:44
    On TikTok, when it detects you've been watching for a long stretch, it plays a video like this to warn you to stop, right?

    The Cyndi Lauper one.
    226AnonymousSep 15, 2026 12:22
    I don't think it's all that different from the generation that just left the TV running nonstop.
    231AnonymousSep 15, 2026 12:24
    Re: #226
    That's basically the same as smartphone addiction. "Dopa-gaki" specifically refers to the subset of smartphone addicts who can no longer handle anything but short-form content.
    237AnonymousSep 15, 2026 12:25
    Re: #226
    TV is one-directional, so there are natural points where you can decide to turn it off.
    228AnonymousSep 15, 2026 12:23
    Short-form videos are nothing but garbage, I really don't want them showing up in my recommendations.
    No wonder your brain goes haywire if you're watching that stuff constantly.
    248AnonymousSep 15, 2026 12:29
    Re: #228
    It's annoying how no matter how many times you dismiss them, they come right back.
    People shamelessly post fake/misleading videos (and unfunny ones at that) purely to farm views by stirring up outrage.
    Though I guess the real problem is the mass of idiots who fall for it every time.
    252AnonymousSep 15, 2026 12:31
    Re: #228
    Even if you empty your head, there's no substance there so you can't enjoy it at all.
    I remember someone once posted that empty-headed people enjoy it precisely by emptying their heads, and that made total sense to me.
    234AnonymousSep 15, 2026 12:24
    You can tell just from looking at phone addicts on trains and in stations that age has nothing to do with it — what's going on in the head of a writer who pitches this stuff as some new topic?
    241AnonymousSep 15, 2026 12:26
    Re: #234
    I don't see that many adults hooked on short-form videos though. My impression is adults are more often binge-watching dramas or manga nonstop.
    246AnonymousSep 15, 2026 12:29
    Re: #234
    Isn't that exactly what the article says?

    > It seems "dopa-gaki" isn't a phenomenon limited to children — plenty of adults may recognize it in themselves too.

    Background and Key Points of This Discussion

    “Dopa-gaki” is slang short for “dopamine addict” — not a medical diagnosis, but an internet term that has recently come into use to describe a tendency toward dependence on social media and short-form video. The original ITmedia Mobile article itself frames this state as something not limited to children and applicable to adults as well, and the thread likewise saw plenty of comments noting it cuts across age groups. Where opinion split was over how to judge this kind of “X-gaki” neologism itself: some welcomed it as useful vocabulary that accurately captures a real state, while others found it distasteful, seeing it as either a stigmatizing label or a kind of cringeworthy self-diagnosis. There were also posts linking the decline in gum and cigarette sales to the spread of smartphones, but it’s worth noting this is speculation from 5channel users rather than a causal relationship backed by the article or official statistics.

    *This article is an excerpt and summary based on the 5channel (Breaking News+) thread “‘Can’t stand even a moment of boredom’ — What is the SNS-addicted ‘dopa-gaki’? The psychology behind it, and how things stand outside Japan.”