Author: Japan Reacts Editorial

  • Jungle King Tar-chan Went From Gag Manga to Fighting Manga — 5ch: “It Properly Inherited the Good Parts Too”

    A post about reading Masaya Tokuhiro’s manga Jungle King Tar-chan sparked a wide-ranging discussion on 5ch’s Nandemo Jikkyo G (“Live Galileo”) board. Users who remember the series’ original run shared memories one after another — the sheer amount of raunchy humor, the shift from gag comedy to a fighting-manga format, and the circumstances behind its transition into New Tar-chan. While the thread cited the view that the series was “a dig at One Piece” in a positive light, the conversation also branched into comparisons with the same author’s Kyoshiro 2030 and Shape Up Ran, as well as BOY, another series running in Jump around the same time.

    1AnonymousSep 16, 2026 19:29
    The raunchy jokes are way too much
    3AnonymousSep 16, 2026 19:30
    It gets praised as a dig at One Piece, but the actual gag sense is pretty questionable, honestly
    60AnonymousSep 16, 2026 20:01
    Re: #3
    So it's a dig at One Piece?
    People talk about it positively, like it properly inherited the good parts too
    4AnonymousSep 16, 2026 19:30
    I was in elementary school when it originally ran, so I misread the title as 'Embarrassing Stain'
    8AnonymousSep 16, 2026 19:34
    It started as a gag manga and somehow turned into a fighting manga before you knew it
    9AnonymousSep 16, 2026 19:34
    There's raunchy content in there that wouldn't fly today
    10AnonymousSep 16, 2026 19:35
    Back in the day it was pretty much all the rage
    15AnonymousSep 16, 2026 19:36
    Re: #10
    He was one of the 7 main characters in Famicom Jump II, after all
    41AnonymousSep 16, 2026 19:47
    Re: #15
    Surprisingly Goku's weak and Ryotsu's strong in that game
    59AnonymousSep 16, 2026 20:01
    Re: #15
    There was that bug where Jane would multiply, right
    13AnonymousSep 16, 2026 19:36
    The fact that it even got an anime adaptation
    17AnonymousSep 16, 2026 19:37
    Same pattern as Kinnikuman
    Started as a gag manga but turned into a serious battle manga
    19AnonymousSep 16, 2026 19:37
    I only read New Tar-chan, but it was a masterpiece
    20AnonymousSep 16, 2026 19:38
    I had the complete set of the pre-"New" volumes at home
    21AnonymousSep 16, 2026 19:39
    Why'd it get the "New" rebrand anyway? Was the original cancelled?
    23AnonymousSep 16, 2026 19:39
    How do you even come up with a name like "Hit-or-Miss Edokko Hamaya-man"?
    26AnonymousSep 16, 2026 19:41
    Masaya Tokuhiro's gag timing has been rock solid ever since Shape Up Ran
    61AnonymousSep 16, 2026 20:01
    Re: #26
    Yeah, it was basically already polished from the start
    34AnonymousSep 16, 2026 19:45
    Kyoshiro 2030
    39AnonymousSep 16, 2026 19:47
    Re: #34
    The "seconds, please" panel became a meme, so honestly that's the only part anyone remembers
    36AnonymousSep 16, 2026 19:46
    Masami Kurumada, who drew decapitations nonstop, got massive support from women and kids though
    40AnonymousSep 16, 2026 19:47
    Re: #36
    There's no scene like that
    50AnonymousSep 16, 2026 19:53
    Anabebe had a lot of character too — he's a mangaka who's genuinely good at building stories
    51AnonymousSep 16, 2026 19:55
    Re: #50
    Anabebe saving Etekichi in the Vampire arc is ridiculously cool
    54AnonymousSep 16, 2026 19:57
    That manga "BOY" that ran in Jump around the same time is insane

    The high schoolers pop a ton of drugs to power up before fights
    https://assets.st-note.com/img/1683121168239-JsMsgAOrxf.png
    https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Eo8wXZVVQAQ7eQX.jpg
    56AnonymousSep 16, 2026 19:58
    Re: #54
    This author's violent scenes really hit hard
    63AnonymousSep 16, 2026 20:03
    Re: #54
    Good touch that he goes drug-free for the rematch
    69AnonymousSep 16, 2026 20:08
    73AnonymousSep 16, 2026 20:10
    Re: #69
    lol
    Look at that intensity
    76AnonymousSep 16, 2026 20:15
    Re: #69
    Master Ryo switching sides lol
    79AnonymousSep 16, 2026 20:17
    Re: #69
    This scene is genuinely hilarious
    80AnonymousSep 16, 2026 20:17

    The balance between serious and gag moments is amazing
    81AnonymousSep 16, 2026 20:24
    Re: #80
    The setup/pacing is really careful
    83AnonymousSep 16, 2026 20:26
    Re: #80
    I love this part of the fight
    92AnonymousSep 16, 2026 20:42
    I'm seriously going to complete my Tokuhiro collection on Kindle
    Already have the Tar-chan series, Ran, Tomiko, and Kyoshiro
    96AnonymousSep 16, 2026 20:52
    Re: #92
    The author himself said digital sales are insane
    though he also complained, "Then why won't it get reprinted in paper!?"
    97AnonymousSep 16, 2026 20:54
    Re: #92
    The Vampire arc might honestly be the most fun one

    Background and Key Points of This Discussion

    Jungle King Tar-chan was serialized by Masaya Tokuhiro in Weekly Shonen Jump and later continued under the title New Tar-chan. Its shift from gag manga to a fighting/battle-focused format was a pattern also seen in other Jump series of the era, like Kinnikuman, and this trend came up repeatedly in the thread. Tokuhiro has also worked on titles such as Shape Up Ran, Boken Shonen, and Kyoshiro 2030, and the thread’s comments about strong digital sales not translating into paper reprints reflect a very real sentiment about the ongoing shift away from print in publishing. That said, it’s worth noting that the comparison to One Piece isn’t a direct connection within the series itself — it’s purely a reader impression, not an established fact.

    ※This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Nandemo Jikkyo G) thread “I read this manga called Jungle King Tar-chan.”

  • THE FIRST SLAM DUNK Set for Spring 2027 Re-Release — 5ch Reacts: “I Saw It, It’s Seriously Boring”

    The movie THE FIRST SLAM DUNK has been announced for a limited re-release from March 20 to April 1, 2027. The promotional visual released for the announcement features a side profile of Ryota Miyagi paired with the tagline “For the season of beginnings,” suggesting the timing is meant to coincide with the start of a new school term. On 5ch, reactions focused less on the re-release news itself and more on the merits of the movie versus the original TV anime, with opinions split wildly — from the scathing “I saw it, it’s seriously boring” to requests for adaptations of matches other than the one against Sannoh.

    September 16, 2026

    The movie THE FIRST SLAM DUNK will get a limited re-release from March 20 to April 1, 2027. Details such as which theaters will screen it will be announced later.

    The visual released to accompany the re-release shows protagonist Ryota Miyagi’s profile rendered with a sense of speed, paired with the catchphrase “For the season of beginnings.” Timed to the turning point between spring break and the new school term, it’s a striking image meant to send fans off on a new step forward.

    Source: cinematoday.jp / Original article here

    3AnonymousSep 16, 2026 19:28
    They basically re-release this every year lmaooooo
    4AnonymousSep 16, 2026 19:29
    I saw it, and this thing is seriously boring.
    7AnonymousSep 16, 2026 19:30
    Re: #4
    Go on then, name a movie you actually thought was good.
    5AnonymousSep 16, 2026 19:30
    They already did the Sannoh match, and now people want a Toyotama match too? Seriously?
    6AnonymousSep 16, 2026 19:30
    If there's a 'Second,' does it go back to the prefectural tournament? The sophomore-year arc? The America arc?
    8AnonymousSep 16, 2026 19:31
    Do a 'THE FIRST' movie for Ashita no Joe instead.
    9AnonymousSep 16, 2026 19:31
    I love Slam Dunk a ton, but
    this one's not really it.
    I'm Team Anime.
    28AnonymousSep 16, 2026 19:39
    Re: #9
    The anime's way worse, honestly. The basketball scenes are hilariously bad.
    33AnonymousSep 16, 2026 19:40
    Re: #9
    I don't care about the movie either way, but the anime's definitely a no.
    It's just the theme song and nostalgia goggles making the old-timers who watched it back then overrate it.
    69AnonymousSep 16, 2026 19:59
    Re: #9
    That anime was just poorly made.
    10AnonymousSep 16, 2026 19:32
    Seriously trash movie.

    All I remember is being creeped out by the swarm of shills defending it online.
    11AnonymousSep 16, 2026 19:32
    And yet they still won't adapt Vagabond…
    14AnonymousSep 16, 2026 19:34
    Re: #11
    There should be a system where you can get a refund for works whose creator has no intention of ever finishing them.
    12AnonymousSep 16, 2026 19:32
    Realistically, the only matches that could still hold up as a movie at this point are Kainan or Ryonan, no?
    13AnonymousSep 16, 2026 19:33
    Another re-release lmaooo
    These guys are out of ideas lol
    15AnonymousSep 16, 2026 19:34
    This is probably a desperate move because they can't recoup the production costs.
    With a dud like that, they probably can't run a proper character-merchandise business off it either.

    In fact there's barely even a proper game collab for it.
    16AnonymousSep 16, 2026 19:35
    Is there even a point in making a new one?
    It ending where it did was great because it let you imagine what happened next.
    Doing a sequel to that just feels like an unnecessary tack-on.
    22AnonymousSep 16, 2026 19:37
    Re: #16
    It doesn't have to be 'after that' — they could just do the Ryonan match instead.
    88AnonymousSep 16, 2026 20:09
    Re: #16
    They could make a new movie for every character.
    Next time just make someone other than Ryota the lead.
    91AnonymousSep 16, 2026 20:13
    Re: #16
    There's a point in making it because middle-aged guys will happily go watch it.
    I think this one's a dud too, but apparently there's demand for it.
    The opening's cool though.
    17AnonymousSep 16, 2026 19:35
    Think we'll get a 'The Second Slam Dunk'?
    18AnonymousSep 16, 2026 19:35
    Seriously, just make the Sannoh match faithful to the manga…
    We don't need some 'tragic backstory (lol)' for Ryota.
    25AnonymousSep 16, 2026 19:38
    Re: #18
    Exactly this.
    The manga never gets old no matter how many times you reread it, but the movie's garbage.
    Even setting the Ryota stuff aside, that art style doesn't even convey the desperation of the match.
    Feels like doing the Sannoh match in the style of the old TV anime would've turned out better.
    70AnonymousSep 16, 2026 20:00
    Re: #18
    Seriously, who was that even for?
    He's the least popular character, and it's an episode that never appeared in the manga at all.
    If anything, Sakuragi's the one with an actual tragic backstory.
    20AnonymousSep 16, 2026 19:36
    Let's get a movie of Mitsui's delinquent-fighting arc instead.
    21AnonymousSep 16, 2026 19:36
    So for the Ryonan match are they gonna give Sakuragi a tragic backstory too? lol
    23AnonymousSep 16, 2026 19:37
    Yeah, the one that was gloomy as hell and dead boring.
    38AnonymousSep 16, 2026 19:42
    In the anime version, Sendoh's voice felt really off.
    72AnonymousSep 16, 2026 20:01
    Re: #38
    I thought it fit really well, actually.
    In fact it was the exact voice I'd personally guessed for him beforehand (don't know the actor's name though).
    50AnonymousSep 16, 2026 19:50
    It's true the movie's voice casting felt really off, but that doesn't mean I think the anime's any good either.
    As an actual basketball match, the theatrical version is more polished.
    Bottom line, the original manga reigns supreme.
    59AnonymousSep 16, 2026 19:54
    Re: #50
    The manga leans heavily on back-and-forth banter between players during the match, and the anime reproduces that word-for-word, which makes it feel even more off.
    There's no way players would have time to chat like that in the middle of an actual game.
    54AnonymousSep 16, 2026 19:51
    It's still not on any streaming service.
    64AnonymousSep 16, 2026 19:56
    Re: #54
    It used to be on Netflix, but it's disappeared at some point without me noticing.
    75AnonymousSep 16, 2026 20:02
    Like others already said, the match scenes are without a doubt better in the theatrical version.
    The anime version is just bad in every sense of the word.
    89AnonymousSep 16, 2026 20:10
    Re: #75
    I was in my school's basketball club when I watched the anime as a kid — I think it was the practice match against Ryonan?
    There was a scene where the players' positioning was completely wrong, and I remember being like 'huh?!'
    So yeah, the match scenes really were that bad.
    76AnonymousSep 16, 2026 20:03
    The Slam Dunk that actually gets you excited is still the one from that era.
    The movie's seriously trash.
    80AnonymousSep 16, 2026 20:05
    Okay, we get it, basketball — now go make Musashi.
    Just adapt Eiji Yoshikawa's original novel straight, no weird twists needed.
    85AnonymousSep 16, 2026 20:08
    Re: #80
    They already made Kojiro deaf-mute (in Vagabond), so
    a faithful adaptation isn't possible anymore.
    87AnonymousSep 16, 2026 20:09
    Just make a normal one.
    Nobody asked for Ryota to be the lead.
    93AnonymousSep 16, 2026 20:13
    Re: #87
    This, so true.

    Background and Talking Points

    THE FIRST SLAM DUNK, released in December 2022, is an animated film directed by original creator Takehiko Inoue himself, and its character designs and animation style differ greatly from the 1990s TV anime. Another distinctive feature is that it centers on Ryota Miyagi rather than Hanamichi Sakuragi as the protagonist, which is what’s behind thread reactions like “nobody asked for Ryota to be the lead.” This also isn’t the first re-release — it’s already had several since its original run, and no new movie has actually been officially announced, a point that’s easy to misread from the headline. The thread’s discussion centered mainly on which version, the movie or the old anime, has the better match depictions, with entrenched support and criticism on both sides.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Entertainment & Sports News+) thread “THE FIRST SLAM DUNK Spring 2027 Re-release Sparks Hopes for a New Film.”

  • Kitagawa Rio’s Flute Performance Stuns Fans — 5ch: ‘Saved It in Seconds’

    A flute performance video posted to Instagram by Kitagawa Rio — a former member of Morning Musume。’25 who now works as a TV Tokyo announcer — became a hot topic on a Hello! Project thread on 5ch. Her smooth, clear tone drew surprised praise like “saved it in seconds” and “what a beautiful tone,” though some cooler voices pushed back, arguing that calling it “professional level” was an overstatement since she’d never won a competition prize. A photo from when she reportedly started playing flute seriously at age 11 was also shared, backing up the talent she’d talked about since her idol days.

    The tone is incredibly clear and smooth, it’s amazing

    Tsunku♂ should’ve written her a song using the flute back in her Morning Musume days

    Source: instagram.com / original post here

    2AnonymousSep 16, 2026 18:58
    I feel like I heard her play once, at some event or maybe a bar event,
    but… was it really this professional-level?
    5AnonymousSep 16, 2026 19:03
    It's like calling some middle-aged guy playing sandlot baseball 'pro level'
    7AnonymousSep 16, 2026 19:04
    Re: #5
    It's like calling Toku-san 'pro level,'
    6AnonymousSep 16, 2026 19:03
    If she's at this level she could've totally done recording work too,
    and doing the flute melody parts of songs on actual flute would've been nice as well
    9AnonymousSep 16, 2026 19:06
    Great tone, right?
    I got so absorbed I ended up listening several times
    11AnonymousSep 16, 2026 19:07
    Go rewatch the Solo Fes
    12AnonymousSep 16, 2026 19:09
    Re: #11
    Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
    I thought I saw it at a bar event or her debut showcase, but it was the Solo Fes, aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
    That's it! Thanks, gonna go rewatch it after all this time
    14AnonymousSep 16, 2026 19:10
    So did she shine at any competitions or solo contests 🥺?
    Ask that and the whole debate's over
    16AnonymousSep 16, 2026 19:11
    So what awards has she actually won, then?
    18AnonymousSep 16, 2026 19:12
    Ah I see, that's right, it was the Solo Fes!!
    Guess the 'debut showcase' memory was just me misremembering lol
    19AnonymousSep 16, 2026 19:13
    I thought Tokumitsu-san was just a famous announcer, but I guess he actually played baseball too (referring to veteran TV announcer Tokumitsu Kazuo)
    20AnonymousSep 16, 2026 19:14
    Do you even understand what 'pro level' actually means??
    22AnonymousSep 16, 2026 19:17
    Where's she foreign, lol — she's clearly Japanese however you look at it
    Are you forcing that take?
    23AnonymousSep 16, 2026 19:19
    Dead serious, I was well into adulthood before I realized the recently deceased Bandō-san wasn't just an announcer (or host?) either, so I guess Tokumitsu-san's the same kind of case
    24AnonymousSep 16, 2026 19:20
    You can tell who started this thread just from the writing style
    25AnonymousSep 16, 2026 19:22
    So she was secretly practicing away during her college days, huh
    26AnonymousSep 16, 2026 19:26
    If she was in the wind ensemble club, she'd be able to play this well
    More surprising is that her speaking really does sound like a proper announcer
    28AnonymousSep 16, 2026 19:29
    I want to see her do a session with Maria's taiko drums (Makino Maria, another Morning Musume member known for taiko)
    34AnonymousSep 16, 2026 19:33
    She's leagues better than Arisawa
    https://i.imgur.com/R8yyIDq.mp4
    45AnonymousSep 16, 2026 19:49
    Re: #34
    Thank you, upload god!
    Saved it in seconds
    46AnonymousSep 16, 2026 19:50
    Re: #34
    Ichika-chan plays violin, not flute, lol
    That's about as different as trumpet and guitar
    51AnonymousSep 16, 2026 20:19
    Re: #34
    That laugh at the end hasn't changed one bit from her idol days 😭
    Come back, Rio-chan 😭
    35AnonymousSep 16, 2026 19:34
    Started playing the flute seriously at age 11
    40AnonymousSep 16, 2026 19:39
    Re: #35
    cu-cu-cu-cu-cu-cu-cute
    42AnonymousSep 16, 2026 19:47
    Re: #35
    Guess she's been playing flute since she was quite a little kid
    No wonder she gets such a nice tone
    48AnonymousSep 16, 2026 20:08
    Ono also played flute at the Solo Fes, but everyone's forgotten about that
    54AnonymousSep 16, 2026 20:24
    It was more pro-level than I expected
    Why don't they let her perform more, solo or on Hello! Project stages,
    like Kobayashi-san from BEYOOOOONDS or Ichika-san from Juice=Juice does
    Morning Musume's management is way too set in their ways
    56AnonymousSep 16, 2026 20:27
    Re: #54
    If they let Kitagawa play flute just because it's her special skill,
    then they'd have to let Makino play taiko too, or it wouldn't be balanced
    55AnonymousSep 16, 2026 20:26


    The flute clip I just posted is already at 10,000 views
    Guess videos related to announcer Kitagawa really do take off
    58AnonymousSep 16, 2026 20:28
    Re: #55
    Feels like even the antis are contributing to the view count
    61AnonymousSep 16, 2026 20:32
    Re: #55
    The top line of the second image,
    'Announcer Kitagawa's signature ○○!?'
    was pretty funny
    As always, her punchlines are stupidly cute every time
    60AnonymousSep 16, 2026 20:31
    Glad Kitagawa landed a job at TV Tokyo, you can really tell she's living a fulfilling life
    64AnonymousSep 16, 2026 20:36
    Re: #60
    Seriously, so true
    During last year's spring tour and Winter Hello! she sometimes looked like all the life had drained from her expression
    Her expression was good even at the graduation live, but even seeing her from like 20cm away, her back and shoulders had gotten scarily thin, almost skeletal — it was pitiful
    I really want Rio-san to be rewarded and hit it big more than anyone

    Background and Key Points of This Topic

    Kitagawa Rio graduated from Morning Musume。’25 and now works as a staff announcer at TV Tokyo. Her flute playing had been mentioned as a special talent since her idol days, but she rarely performed it in earnest on stage, so this Instagram post gave fans a fresh look at just how skilled she really is. Opinions split on the thread over how to take the phrase “professional level” — some called it an exaggeration given the lack of an objective track record like competition awards, while others praised her tone and technical skill at face value. The photos she posted show she’d been practicing since around age 11, meaning this wasn’t a sudden reveal but the payoff of years of accumulated practice — a bit of background that’s easy to miss from the scattered comments alone.

    *This article is compiled from excerpts and summaries of the 5ch (Hello! Project) thread “Kitagawa Rio-chaso, right? She’s always said she could play the flute — did you know she was this professional-level?” (“-chaso” is an affectionate, cutesy variant of “-chan”).

  • Over 30% of unmarried people now say they don’t want kids, a first — 5ch: ‘The moment you start weighing pros and cons, it’s over’

    The National Institute of Population and Social Security Research (IPSS) has released its 17th Basic Survey on Birth Trends, finding that among unmarried people aged 18 to 34, 33.0% of men and 32.4% of women said they “don’t want children” — both topping 30% for the first time. That’s up 9.8 and 8.8 percentage points, respectively, from the previous 2021 survey, while the average number of children born to couples married 15 to 19 years has also hit a record low of 1.86. On 5ch, opinions split over what to do about it: some argued the real cause isn’t financial hardship but the fact that people have started weighing marriage and childbirth in terms of costs and benefits at all, while others called for bigger government payouts.

    A survey by the National Institute of Population and Social Security Research has found that a growing number of unmarried young people don’t want children. According to the 17th Basic Survey on Birth Trends, the share of unmarried people aged 18-34 who said they “don’t want children” topped 30% for the first time. Broken down by gender, it was 33.0% for men and 32.4% for women — up 9.8 and 8.8 percentage points, respectively, from the previous survey (2021).

    Meanwhile, among unmarried young people who do want children, only 7.7% of men said they wanted “three or more,” down 3.9 points. Among women the figure fell 0.7 points from last time to 11.9%.

    The average number of children among couples married 15-19 years also hit a record low of 1.86, driven in part by a 1.9-point rise (to 9.6%) in the share of couples with “zero” children compared to the previous survey.

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Original article here

    13AnonymousSep 16, 2026 20:12
    Income-wise, I can barely support myself as it is
    25AnonymousSep 16, 2026 20:15
    Re: #13
    The money's there, except for a bottom segment.
    The real issue is that more people have it but still choose not to have kids.
    From a guy's perspective, divorce rates are high and men often can't get custody in a divorce, so it feels like marriage could all be for nothing — that's another reason not to bother. They should scrap asset division too.
    21AnonymousSep 16, 2026 20:14
    Why are there so many threads like this lately?
    Is this some kind of propaganda from the Children and Families Agency or something??
    24AnonymousSep 16, 2026 20:15
    Re: #21
    They rack up replies, so they spark flame wars.
    31AnonymousSep 16, 2026 20:15
    Re: #21
    Just another variant of the classic 'kids these days…' article.
    33AnonymousSep 16, 2026 20:15
    Well, if you think about it normally, you don't need them.
    Even with money, they're just a hassle.
    40AnonymousSep 16, 2026 20:17
    Re: #33
    Yeah, they really do become a huge ball and chain.
    Like, if a zombie outbreak hit, parents would be the first to go.
    You'd slow down trying to save your kid and be forced into reckless moves, so no way you'd survive.
    34AnonymousSep 16, 2026 20:16
    I wouldn't go so far as to say I 'don't want' kids, but I've never really felt like I wanted them either.
    So there's no need to actively pursue it.
    35AnonymousSep 16, 2026 20:16
    Marriage and raising kids need to be left to instinct.
    The moment you start overthinking it, it's over.
    47AnonymousSep 16, 2026 20:19
    Re: #35
    Seriously, this.
    The instant you start weighing pros and cons, marriage becomes impossible.
    105AnonymousSep 16, 2026 20:28
    Re: #35
    That instinct itself has gone haywire lately.
    The self-preservation instinct has just gotten way too strong.
    39AnonymousSep 16, 2026 20:17
    Well, women say they don't want kids up until about 25, but around 30 they start to panic, get swept up by peer pressure, and end up marrying and having kids anyway.
    174AnonymousSep 16, 2026 20:44
    Re: #39
    In the end, I guess they just cave to peer pressure…
    49AnonymousSep 16, 2026 20:20
    Give a million yen (~$7,000) when a baby's born —
    you'd need to do at least that much or nothing's going to change.
    52AnonymousSep 16, 2026 20:21
    Re: #49
    A million yen isn't nearly enough. Even 10 million yen (~$70,000) wouldn't really cut it.
    54AnonymousSep 16, 2026 20:21
    Re: #49
    Doesn't matter how many money-grubbing lowlifes it attracts.
    59AnonymousSep 16, 2026 20:22
    Re: #49
    Just give 10 million yen per baby.
    Scrap the Children and Families Agency and there'd be more than enough to cover it.
    50AnonymousSep 16, 2026 20:20
    Re: #47
    It's the other way around.
    People can't find a partner, so they can't marry — and they use 'pros and cons' as an excuse.
    127AnonymousSep 16, 2026 20:31
    Re: #50
    High-tier men and women who land their ideal romantic partner get married and have kids. Low-tier men and women who can only date someone below their ideal just bluster about not wanting to marry or have children.
    67AnonymousSep 16, 2026 20:23
    Re: #34
    There's actually a solid amount of data on what happens to people who keep putting it off, and the conclusion is pretty consistent.
    They hit an age where it's too late to do anything, get hit with intense regret, fall into self-loathing, and spend the rest of their life listless, like a burned-out husk.

    What matters is that whatever choice you make, you decide and act on it yourself instead of just postponing. If you decide not to have kids and act accordingly, you'll have far fewer regrets.
    92AnonymousSep 16, 2026 20:26
    Re: #67
    Exactly this.
    I've felt since my teens that I probably wouldn't marry, and now I'm 45 and single — but about 70% of my friends who also said they wouldn't marry ended up losing it once they hit their mid-30s.
    102AnonymousSep 16, 2026 20:28
    Re: #92
    We're the same age.
    My kids are 20 and 18 right now.
    We've lived the same number of years, but our lives turned out pretty different.
    109AnonymousSep 16, 2026 20:29
    Re: #92
    Thinking 'it's still fine for now' isn't a decision, it's just procrastination.
    But whether you're a man or a woman, five years from now your odds of finding a partner under the same conditions as today will have dropped massively.
    The longer you put it off, the worse your position gets and the harder it becomes.
    What matters is making a clear decision.
    If you're not going to do it, don't. If you're not having kids, then don't.
    Decide clearly and you won't suffer over it.
    82AnonymousSep 16, 2026 20:25
    Money is absolutely not going to solve this lol
    90AnonymousSep 16, 2026 20:26
    Re: #82
    It eats up your time too.
    In modern society, money alone doesn't fix everything.
    There's never enough time — I constantly wish I had a second body of myself.
    94AnonymousSep 16, 2026 20:26
    Re: #82
    Like the Showa-era baby boom — people were way poorer back then than now.
    108AnonymousSep 16, 2026 20:28
    Go take a look at childless households where the couple's over 50 —
    it's pretty pathetic.
    Makes you wonder what they're even living for.
    117AnonymousSep 16, 2026 20:31
    Re: #108
    Their precious dog is the kid substitute.
    It's a dog, but they spoil it rotten (the phrase literally means fawning over it like a cat).
    167AnonymousSep 16, 2026 20:42
    Dogs and cats are just cuter, though
    177AnonymousSep 16, 2026 20:44
    Re: #167
    No doubt about it.
    Human kids kind of seem like little demons.
    241AnonymousSep 16, 2026 21:02
    Re: #167
    Honestly, dogs and cats are cuter than human kids, hands down.
    And they never grow up to take 'dark part-time jobs' (slang for crime-ring gigs like scam or robbery jobs recruited via social media).
    170AnonymousSep 16, 2026 20:43
    Only people whose lives are actually going well want kids in the first place.
    Specifically: money, a stable job, and social security.
    If society won't provide those, there's no incentive to supply it with slaves.
    206AnonymousSep 16, 2026 20:51
    Re: #170
    Even for people whose lives are going well, kids could be exactly what drops them into ruin, so it makes sense they wouldn't want one.
    If you end up with a child who needs round-the-clock medical care, your whole life basically gets poured into that…
    And even kids born perfectly healthy sometimes grow up to become criminals.
    210AnonymousSep 16, 2026 20:52
    Re: #206
    I get what you're saying, but
    if you avoided everything with odds lower than a traffic accident, you'd never be able to leave the house.
    223AnonymousSep 16, 2026 20:57
    Re: #206
    Choosing a spouse is something you can steer with your own judgment and how you handle the relationship, but kids come with way more uncertainty.
    233AnonymousSep 16, 2026 21:00
    Honestly, the government should just hand over 10 million yen (~$70,000) flat whenever a Japanese person has a baby and basically 'buy' the kid.
    Build state-run orphanages and raise Japanese children there.
    239AnonymousSep 16, 2026 21:01
    Re: #233
    I wrote it myself, but yeah, 10 million yen was too much for something where you're not even the one raising the kid.
    500,000 yen (~$3,500) is probably about right.

    Background and key points of this discussion

    The Basic Survey on Birth Trends is Japan’s largest survey on declining birthrates, conducted by the IPSS every five years among single people and married couples; this round is the first since 2021. What makes this data notable is that, against a debate over unmarried and declining birth rates that has typically been chalked up to “economic reasons,” the segment that simply doesn’t want children at all has surged in just five years. In the thread, one camp argued that “the cause isn’t money — it’s that people have started weighing marriage and childbirth in terms of costs and benefits at all,” while another argued that “boosting government payouts would solve it,” but the survey data itself can’t settle that debate. It only tracks how stated preferences have shifted over time, not the underlying change in values driving them. It’s also worth noting that the share wanting “three or more” children declined for both men and women, suggesting that anti-declining-birthrate policy may need to shift focus from just supporting marriage to motivating people to want children in the first place — a point barely touched on in the replies.

    ※This article is compiled as an excerpt/summary of the 5ch (Breaking News Plus) thread “Growing number of unmarried young people who don’t want children – tops 30% for first time, IPSS.”

  • TV Asahi Axes Tuesday 9pm Drama Slot in October — ‘Yoshizumi & Kotaro’ Travel Show Expands to 2 Hours

    TV Asahi announced at its September 16 programming briefing that it will end its Tuesday 9pm drama slot as part of the October schedule overhaul. The slot has delivered talked-about hits like “Reunion ~Silent Truth~,” “Reborn ~The Last Hero~,” and “Crossroad ~A Promise of Emergency Care~,” but its replacement will be a travel variety show hosted by Yoshizumi Ishihara and Kotaro Koizumi, expanding from one hour to two. On 5ch, users debated whether sagging ratings and high production costs were behind the cancellation, argued over whether core-demographic ratings or household ratings should be the real yardstick, and traded opinions on how TV Asahi stacks up against Fuji TV in the ratings race.

    September 16, 2026

    On September 16, TV Asahi held a briefing on its “October 2026 programming overhaul,” announcing changes to the Tuesday 9pm slot that has aired its serial dramas.

    In recent years the slot has featured dramas such as “Reunion ~Silent Truth~” starring Ryoma Takeuchi (January 2026 season), “Reborn ~The Last Hero~” starring Issey Takahashi (April 2026 season), and “Crossroad ~A Promise of Emergency Care~” starring Mio Imada (July 2026 season), but it has now been decided that the drama slot will end starting with the October season. Taking its place, the previously one-hour “Japan Exploration Academic Variety: Tuesday’s Yoshizumi & Kotaro,” hosted by TV personality Yoshizumi Ishihara and actor Kotaro Koizumi (which had aired Tuesdays at 8pm), will expand to two hours and relaunch as “Spectacular Views & World Heritage: Tuesday’s Yoshizumi & Kotaro.”

    Source: news.livedoor.com / Original article here

    2AnonymousSep 16, 2026 19:03
    Felt like it was pulling better numbers than Fuji's Tuesday 9pm dramas though
    36AnonymousSep 16, 2026 19:24
    Re: #2
    That's just because Hodo Station (the news show right before it) starts early and drags the average up
    3AnonymousSep 16, 2026 19:03
    It's always Kazushige, Chisako, Yoshizumi, and Kotaro over at TV Asahi
    38AnonymousSep 16, 2026 19:25
    Re: #3
    Hate all of them.
    No clue what's supposed to be entertaining about any of them.
    5AnonymousSep 16, 2026 19:05
    Please stop rotating the same lineup of people
    6AnonymousSep 16, 2026 19:05
    Yoshizumi & Kotaro is basically a loud, hyperactive version of Bura Tamori (TV Asahi's travel/walking show)
    8AnonymousSep 16, 2026 19:06
    Throw in Mina, Nobuteru, Masanobu, and Shinjiro too
    12AnonymousSep 16, 2026 19:08
    Re: #8
    I'd like to see Mina
    She'd fit well with TV Asahi
    9AnonymousSep 16, 2026 19:06
    That Cross Romance was rough, huh
    10AnonymousSep 16, 2026 19:06
    Hmm, isn't this the same crew as Kotaro, Yoshizumi, Kazushige, and Chisako…
    then again it's the same deal as Chidori, Kamaitachi, and Diane popping up everywhere too
    25AnonymousSep 16, 2026 19:18
    Ran away in defeat to Fuji TV's drama slot
    79AnonymousSep 16, 2026 20:15
    Re: #25
    It's the other way around
    Fuji TV's drama slot is the one losing to TV Asahi's in the ratings
    27AnonymousSep 16, 2026 19:19
    Tuesdays will probably just turn into weekly 3-hour specials too, like Mondays did
    39AnonymousSep 16, 2026 19:25
    Re: #27
    It'll probably just alternate biweekly with Platinum Family — though I don't watch either one
    31AnonymousSep 16, 2026 19:20
    Never imagined Eiko Koike would be the one to deliver the final blow, lol
    44AnonymousSep 16, 2026 19:31
    Re: #31
    I was watching 'Sayonara Noir' on TVer
    'The Detectives Who Kept Their Names' was on TVer too
    Did TV Asahi lose to Fuji?
    54AnonymousSep 16, 2026 19:38
    Re: #31
    That drama slot is bombing at rock-bottom levels though
    43AnonymousSep 16, 2026 19:30
    So they're still not giving up on the Sunday 10pm slot even though it's had zero hits so far
    52AnonymousSep 16, 2026 19:37
    Re: #43
    That's because that slot is produced by Asahi Broadcasting!?
    80AnonymousSep 16, 2026 20:16
    Re: #43
    That one's produced by ABC
    TV Asahi has nothing to do with it
    48AnonymousSep 16, 2026 19:34
    TV Asahi probably just wants to kill off the expensive drama slot
    If the ratings are going to be low either way, they'll shift to cheaper variety shows
    55AnonymousSep 16, 2026 19:39
    Re: #48
    But World Heritage sites and overseas location shoots seem like they'd cost a lot too!?
    60AnonymousSep 16, 2026 19:43
    Re: #54
    Core ratings matter especially for dramas — household ratings are garbage
    63AnonymousSep 16, 2026 19:50
    Re: #60
    Along with Riisa Naka's drama, both individual and core ratings are bombing though
    97AnonymousSep 16, 2026 20:36
    Re: #60
    A few years back TV Asahi thought the same and shifted to prioritizing core ratings, but it backfired, so they went back to prioritizing household ratings
    61AnonymousSep 16, 2026 19:45
    Bring back Saturday Wide Theater instead.
    69AnonymousSep 16, 2026 20:01
    Re: #61
    Location shoot costs aren't cheap for dramas, and they don't even pull decent numbers
    64AnonymousSep 16, 2026 19:56
    Why not do it in a different slot?
    75AnonymousSep 16, 2026 20:11
    Re: #64
    Saturday 10pm is becoming the drama slot.
    65AnonymousSep 16, 2026 19:56
    Just end Aibou already
    68AnonymousSep 16, 2026 19:58
    Re: #65
    Say what you will, but it's actually one of the top 3 highest-rated network dramas out there.
    70AnonymousSep 16, 2026 20:04
    That's where the 2-hour suspense drama slot makes its comeback
    Old folks would watch that, right?
    72AnonymousSep 16, 2026 20:05
    Re: #70
    Too costly and time-consuming, so they probably won't
    73AnonymousSep 16, 2026 20:07
    They already ended Kaji Yarou too
    It's a clear signal they're done chasing younger viewers
    100AnonymousSep 16, 2026 20:41
    Re: #73
    Kaji Yarou was actually aimed more at the older crowd, and it got cut alongside Hanataka when they were prioritizing core ratings

    Background and Key Points of This Story

    TV Asahi’s Tuesday 9pm slot has in recent years featured leads like Ryoma Takeuchi, Issey Takahashi, and Mio Imada, but none of these are said to have become a genuine ratings hit. As pointed out on the thread, the network reportedly shifted its evaluation metric from household ratings to core-demographic ratings (viewers 49 and under) a few years ago, only to swing back to prioritizing household ratings after that approach backfired — meaning the slot’s fate can’t be explained by a single number. Dramas rack up heavy costs from overseas location shoots and cast fees, while travel variety shows are seen as comparatively cheap and reliably steady in the ratings, and the thread leaned toward the view that the cancellation reflects a cost-benefit calculation as much as poor ratings. Views on whether TV Asahi is losing or winning against Fuji TV were split right down the middle — with both “lost to Fuji” and “actually TV Asahi is ahead” claims appearing — and that unresolved back-and-forth is an easy point for readers to get the wrong idea about.

    ※This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Entertainment/Sports News+) thread “TV Asahi to End Tuesday 9pm Drama Slot, Expand ‘Yoshizumi & Kotaro’ to 2 Hours & Former NTV Announcer Erina Iwata Joins.”

  • Torneko’s Great Adventure Remaster Gets a Day-One-Ish Patch — Fans Ask Why It Wasn’t Fixed Before Launch

    On September 16, Square Enix released an update for the Steam version of Torneko’s Great Adventure: Mystery Dungeon – A Slightly Nice Remaster. Other platforms will get the update as they become ready. On a 5ch hardware/industry (“geha”) board thread, many users asked why the fixes couldn’t have been made before release, given how soon after launch they arrived, while others noted that console versions face a certification process that delays updates, and the conversation also touched on comparisons with Shiren the Wanderer 6, which launched around the same time.

    1AnonymousSep 16, 2026 19:49
    Torneko's Great Adventure: Mystery Dungeon – A Slightly Nice Remaster [Update Notice]
    Today, we released an update for the Steam version including the content below.
    For other platforms, we plan to roll out the update as soon as preparations are complete.
    2AnonymousSep 16, 2026 19:50
    If it's something fixable in about a week, how do you not catch it and fix it before shipping the product?
    8AnonymousSep 16, 2026 19:56
    Re: #2
    Obviously because the people who made it have zero interest in the actual content.
    20AnonymousSep 16, 2026 20:00
    Re: #2
    Thanks to the paying customers doing the debugging for free, that's how.
    87AnonymousSep 16, 2026 20:31
    Re: #2
    Guess this just proves humans still beat AI in this particular field.
    3AnonymousSep 16, 2026 19:51
    What's so 'godly' about it? They should've had this done from the start.
    4AnonymousSep 16, 2026 19:52
    If anything, this is exactly the kind of thing you're supposed to nail before launch…
    5AnonymousSep 16, 2026 19:52
    Charging the same price as Shiren 6? What a total rip-off.
    6AnonymousSep 16, 2026 19:53
    Guy probably never even played it (lit. "air-play," i.e., faking it) lol
    Guess the plan is to let the paying customers handle QA.
    7AnonymousSep 16, 2026 19:54
    What about everything besides Steam?
    9AnonymousSep 16, 2026 19:56
    Re: #7
    Console versions lag behind because they have to go through the hardware maker's certification process.
    79AnonymousSep 16, 2026 20:25
    Re: #9
    There was that whole incident where an update got pushed through without review and ended up shipping with a virus, and it became a huge problem…
    And they're still doing no-review updates? (´・ω・`)
    11AnonymousSep 16, 2026 19:56
    What about the attack-miss bug, or the freeze during level-ups?
    12AnonymousSep 16, 2026 19:57
    This! This is exactly it, Square Enix! I can already picture the YouTubers doing a total 180 and praising it now 🤭
    17AnonymousSep 16, 2026 19:59
    Re: #8
    They say Romancing SaGa gets such high praise because almost the entire staff are hardcore Romancing SaGa fans themselves.
    34AnonymousSep 16, 2026 20:04
    Re: #17
    Yeah, even watching the livestreams you can tell the devs genuinely love the original.
    28AnonymousSep 16, 2026 20:02
    Did they actually fix the level-up freeze?
    31AnonymousSep 16, 2026 20:04
    Re: #28
    Nope, not yet.
    36AnonymousSep 16, 2026 20:06
    Thanks to this mess, I ended up buying Shiren 6 instead and I'm having a blast, so honestly, I'm grateful.
    51AnonymousSep 16, 2026 20:11
    Re: #36
    It's wild you hadn't picked up something that fun until now.
    71AnonymousSep 16, 2026 20:22
    Re: #36
    Mystery Dungeon-style games really are great, aren't they.
    43AnonymousSep 16, 2026 20:08
    Should've done this before release — what's even the point of a remake otherwise?
    47AnonymousSep 16, 2026 20:10
    Is making customers do the debugging some kind of trend now? Also, does that actually save them any money? Getting called out for cutting corners seems like it'd just cost them more in the long run, honestly.
    82AnonymousSep 16, 2026 20:28
    Re: #47
    It means the staff get to clock out on time, that's why.
    54AnonymousSep 16, 2026 20:14
    Re: #51
    Because Torneko being so rough made people re-appreciate how polished Shiren is.
    58AnonymousSep 16, 2026 20:17
    Re: #54
    Kind of sad if you can only appreciate something's appeal by comparing it to something else.
    56AnonymousSep 16, 2026 20:16
    Did they actually fix the diagonal input?
    I'm still hitting spots where pressing diagonal doesn't move me diagonally. Has the update just not reached me yet?
    59AnonymousSep 16, 2026 20:17
    Re: #56
    Right now it's Steam-only.
    60AnonymousSep 16, 2026 20:17
    Re: #56
    From what I've seen in streams it does look improved.
    But so far only the Steam version has actually gotten the update.
    63AnonymousSep 16, 2026 20:18
    Huh, it's the latest version.
    Wait, don't tell me it's Steam-only and the Switch version got pushed to the back of the line?

    Seriously, that's enough to make you lose it, right? Hey.
    70AnonymousSep 16, 2026 20:21
    Re: #63
    Not just this game — Switch versions always get their updates late.
    74AnonymousSep 16, 2026 20:24
    Re: #63
    What is this guy even talking about.
    64AnonymousSep 16, 2026 20:19
    https://imgur.com/50LdICx.jpg
    Well, from a player's point of view,
    no matter how much better a game becomes through updates,
    if a player quits at the very start,
    that's the end of it for them.
    So really, having it in the best shape possible
    right from the beginning
    is always going to be better.
    66AnonymousSep 16, 2026 20:20
    Re: #64
    This kind of remake mostly sells to tamed diehard fans anyway, so it's not really an issue.
    84AnonymousSep 16, 2026 20:30
    We're supposed to be comparing it to Torneko and everyone's back on Shiren again (´・ω・`)
    86AnonymousSep 16, 2026 20:30
    Re: #84
    My bad.
    96AnonymousSep 16, 2026 20:40
    Why couldn't they get this right from the start?
    There's no way they wouldn't have noticed it during testing.
    98AnonymousSep 16, 2026 20:41
    Re: #96
    If they'd had an AI handle it, this might've slipped through, since it's not a progression-blocking bug.

    Background and Key Points of This Discussion

    The Steam version can receive patches from the developer at any time, but console versions have to clear each hardware maker’s certification process, which typically delays rollout anywhere from a few days to a few weeks — that structural difference is why thread posters singled the update out as “Steam-only” or said the “Switch version got pushed to the back of the line.” The exchanges in the thread suggest this update mainly improves diagonal-input responsiveness, while other issues — like the control freeze during level-ups — remain unfixed. The conversation later drifted toward comparisons with Shiren 6, likely because that similarly-themed title, released around the same time, offered a natural benchmark for polish; it’s worth noting that comments about pricing and quality reflect individual opinions rather than any official comparative data. Likewise, the recurring question of “why couldn’t this have been fixed before release” mostly comes from speculation by people without direct insight into the actual development and QA process, and no definitive conclusion was reached in the thread.

    *This article is compiled and summarized from the 5ch (Hardware/Industry, “Geha”) thread “[Breaking] Torneko’s God-Tier Update Drops!!.”

  • Rakuten Owner Mikitani Urges NPB to Fast-Track Pitch Clock and ABS Adoption

    On September 16, Rakuten owner Hiroshi Mikitani, attending the 12-team owners’ meeting for the first time in seven years, revealed that he had urged NPB to quickly adopt the “pitch clock,” which limits the time between pitches, and the automated ball-strike system “ABS.” He argued that both systems have helped revive MLB’s popularity in the US, and that shortening game times would also ease the burden on players. In the 5ch thread, some voiced support (“they should adopt it ASAP”), while others pushed back on the premise of the proposal itself — questioning who would cover the implementation costs, whether regional stadiums could support the system, and whether there’s actually data showing MLB’s popularity has recovered.

    September 16, 2026, 3:39 PM

    Rakuten owner Hiroshi Mikitani attended the 12-team owners’ meeting held in Tokyo on the 16th — his first appearance since 2019, seven years ago. Speaking to reporters afterward, he revealed that he had proposed NPB (Nippon Professional Baseball) quickly adopt the “pitch clock,” which sets time limits for pitchers and batters between pitches, along with ABS (Automated Ball-Strike system).

    Mikitani explained: “Adopting this in the US has helped revive MLB’s popularity. Our own team’s games feel a bit long too, and I think players would rather have shorter games with less strain than longer ones. Even if there are various issues, I think it’d be good to allow some exceptions and get it implemented as soon as possible.”

    Source: chunichi.co.jp / Original article here

    3AnonymousSep 16, 2026 18:54
    Let's add strike-zone overlays to the broadcast footage too — Korean pro baseball already does it.
    4AnonymousSep 16, 2026 18:55
    Didn't know you were even into baseball.
    17AnonymousSep 16, 2026 19:00
    Re: #4
    Of course he's into it — the guy sends faxes to meddle with the lineup card.
    20AnonymousSep 16, 2026 19:01
    Re: #17
    But he never actually shows up to games lol
    56AnonymousSep 16, 2026 19:24
    Re: #17
    Rakuten's still using fax machines in this day and age? lol
    5AnonymousSep 16, 2026 18:55
    The cost of implementing ABS is covered by each team. If someone said 'Rakuten plays games in Akita, Yamagata, and Fukushima too, so cover those stadiums as well,' he'd flip to the opposition instantly.
    11AnonymousSep 16, 2026 18:58
    Re: #5
    ABS adoption is only planned for the 12 teams' home stadiums. Regional stadiums can't support it.
    6AnonymousSep 16, 2026 18:55
    The rush is suspicious. What's he really scheming?
    9AnonymousSep 16, 2026 18:57
    Wow, didn't realize he still cared about baseball lol. Go fix Rakuten Mobile instead, lol.
    10AnonymousSep 16, 2026 18:57
    Popularity revival? And specifically thanks to the pitch clock and ABS?
    13AnonymousSep 16, 2026 18:58
    Mickey (Mikitani's nickname) is a total newbie on this — the pitch clock and PitchCom need to be introduced together, otherwise it's overwhelmingly in the batter's favor.
    14AnonymousSep 16, 2026 19:00
    Did he discover that the frequency bands used by the pitch clock and ABS equipment can be controlled through Rakuten Mobile?
    18AnonymousSep 16, 2026 19:01
    Re: #14
    He's probably angling to build the system himself.
    22AnonymousSep 16, 2026 19:01
    Since it uses AI, this is a natural stance for Rakuten as an IT company. It's completely contradictory for people who wanted to win the WBC so badly to oppose this. If you're not used to it, it's rough going — it took about a year before ABS finally started to feel watchable.
    23AnonymousSep 16, 2026 19:01
    There's no fixed game length, so they can take their time playing and we can take our time watching. It's just like golf.
    24AnonymousSep 16, 2026 19:02
    Re: #1
    > Owner Mikitani said, "Adopting this in the US has helped revive MLB's popularity."

    Looking at the compound annual revenue growth rate (CAGR) of major North American sports leagues since 2015:

    NBA: 10.7%
    NFL: 7.5%
    NHL: 6.8%
    MLB: 2.7%

    If MLB had matched the NBA's growth rate, league revenue would be roughly double what it is now.

    https://www.mlb.com/ja/news/mlb-competitive-balance-issue-explained

    The Premier League is at 7.3%.
    25AnonymousSep 16, 2026 19:02
    Why does some guy like you even get to make proposals?
    27AnonymousSep 16, 2026 19:03
    Re: #25
    He's a team owner, dude.
    32AnonymousSep 16, 2026 19:06
    Re: #20
    Well, of course he's not going all the way to Sendai — but he does show up for games hosted at Tokyo Dome.
    34AnonymousSep 16, 2026 19:06
    Re: #32
    But he's flown all the way to Spain to watch Barcelona matches multiple times.
    33AnonymousSep 16, 2026 19:06
    Who's footing the bill for implementation?
    35AnonymousSep 16, 2026 19:07
    Well, setting the machine umpiring aside, if players don't get used to the pitch clock, they won't be able to handle it in international games.
    36AnonymousSep 16, 2026 19:07
    Wait, isn't ABS the Anti-lock Braking System? (joking on the acronym overlap with car brakes)
    37AnonymousSep 16, 2026 19:07
    Of course everything MLB adopts should just be adopted here too.
    40AnonymousSep 16, 2026 19:08
    Re: #34
    Come on, don't say that — there's no other owner who'd actually pour money into a team based in Sendai.
    42AnonymousSep 16, 2026 19:09
    Umpiring is basically risking your life out there, so they should just get rid of home-plate umpires.
    43AnonymousSep 16, 2026 19:12
    Who pays the cost? SoftBank should, obviously — they're hogging all the league titles, so the least they can do is cover that.
    44AnonymousSep 16, 2026 19:12
    I usually watch MLB, but I caught an NPB game for the first time in a while recently and thought the gap between pitches isn't so bad in its own way — you get to really take in the players' expressions. Made me feel like the pitcher really is the star of Japanese baseball.

    ABS, though, should be adopted ASAP.
    45AnonymousSep 16, 2026 19:12
    Thought he'd already given up on the team. Didn't realize he still cared.
    46AnonymousSep 16, 2026 19:13
    Japanese umpires' skill level is drastically lower, so ABS should be adopted as soon as possible.
    50AnonymousSep 16, 2026 19:19
    Oh, so the pitch clock was only decided as a 'someday' thing? I thought it had already been locked in for next season.
    51AnonymousSep 16, 2026 19:21
    People in Japanese baseball have a terrible knee-jerk reaction against anything that shortens games — pitch clocks, tiebreakers, seven-inning games, etc.

    Background and Key Points of the Debate

    ABS is a system in which a machine calls balls and strikes on pitches. Independent leagues and MLB’s minor leagues have tested full automated calling, while MLB itself has been trialing a “challenge system” this season, where players can only request a review on close pitches. NPB has also tested the system in select games, but no timeline for full adoption has been announced. The pitch clock is likewise treated as a foregone conclusion for eventual adoption, but the implementation year remains undecided — one thread commenter even said they’d mistakenly thought it was starting next season. The main point of contention was cost: whether implementation would be limited to the 12 teams’ home stadiums, or would also extend to Rakuten’s regional games outside Sendai. Mikitani’s stated rationale — that “MLB’s popularity has recovered” — also drew skepticism, with users citing revenue growth-rate comparisons against other sports leagues; overall, the discussion focused less on the substance of the proposal than on whether its underlying premises actually held up.

    ※This article is compiled as an excerpt/summary of the 5ch (Geinou/Sports Express+) thread “[Rakuten] Owner Mikitani Urges NPB to Fast-Track Pitch Clock and ABS Adoption.”

  • New Fire Emblem Scores All 9s in Famitsu Cross Review, No Perfect 10 — 5ch: ‘Same Score as a Trash Game, Says It All’

    The scores for the new Fire Emblem (a Switch 2 exclusive) in Weekly Famitsu’s Cross Review have come out, with all four reviewers giving it 9 out of 10, for a combined total of 36/40 (90 on a 100-point scale). Famitsu has traditionally given special treatment to titles where multiple reviewers converge on a perfect 10, but this time, while all four reviewers matched each other at 9, nobody handed out a perfect score. On 5ch’s hardware/industry (Geha) board, users compared the score to other titles like Wolverine (35/40) and Patlabor, and the discussion also turned to how scores for past Fire Emblem entries have trended, along with skepticism about Famitsu’s review standards themselves.

    Wolverine — 9,9,9,8

    Fire Emblem — 9,9,9,9

    Patlabor — 7,7,7,6

    Source: ryokutya2089.xn--bl;og-d41c.jp / Original article here

    8AnonymousSep 16, 2026 18:20
    Guess that puts it below JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: All-Star Battle, huh
    79AnonymousSep 16, 2026 19:11
    Re: #8
    Exactly this.
    9AnonymousSep 16, 2026 18:20
    FE Engage — 9,9,9,9

    Same here!
    15AnonymousSep 16, 2026 18:22
    Re: #9
    The way Famitsu doesn't seem to take scoring seriously is next level.
    17AnonymousSep 16, 2026 18:22
    Re: #9
    Getting the same score as that trash game says it all, really.
    11AnonymousSep 16, 2026 18:21
    Famitsu gave Wolverine 35 out of 40
    Convert that to a 100-point scale and it's 87.5
    That's high lol
    39AnonymousSep 16, 2026 18:36
    Re: #11
    Wolverine (called 'Val' here) is actually well-liked by real players — it's the low Metascore that's being questioned.
    50AnonymousSep 16, 2026 18:44
    Re: #39
    Nah, it's nowhere near that level. Best case it's 'more average than you'd expect' — it feels dated and doesn't really have anything special going for it.
    51AnonymousSep 16, 2026 18:44
    Re: #39
    That's Raiders you're thinking of. Wolverine kept getting flak even after release — the character's sexual preferences, using the voice actor's likeness for the model, the water effects, all of it. It's stuck in 'playable but a bit iffy' territory, though some disc[-related] activists are being way too loud and noisy about it.
    13AnonymousSep 16, 2026 18:22
    Three Houses — 9,9,10,9
    85AnonymousSep 16, 2026 19:17
    Re: #13
    Ah, I see.
    18AnonymousSep 16, 2026 18:22
    The story's probably kind of mediocre. Even in early Metacritic reviews some people were saying the ending doesn't come together well.
    90AnonymousSep 16, 2026 19:19
    Re: #18
    Maybe it's the sheer number of branching paths? Like, you can never experience the exact same story twice.
    20AnonymousSep 16, 2026 18:23
    Games like Patlabor that get blatantly low scores are actually useful as a reference — the only catch is they can only tell you whether something's trash or not.
    86AnonymousSep 16, 2026 19:17
    Re: #20
    As for that company, Good Smile is kind of a wildcard player in this space — so even if their own titles get rejected, it's no big deal for them, and Famitsu doesn't have to pull punches; they just give the honest score.
    96AnonymousSep 16, 2026 19:31
    Re: #20
    You really think there's substance to that? I'm not a fan of Patlabor since it's pretty shoddy, but let me say this as someone who can actually tell: they clearly cared about the mechs, and the designs are a faithful recreation of the originals. Also, From[Software] and whatever that Xeno-something game is have pretty shoddy mechs too — like they just bolted on a bunch of tiny blocks.
    23AnonymousSep 16, 2026 18:24
    Fire Emblem is kind of like Xenoblade — there's always something a little off about every entry.
    33AnonymousSep 16, 2026 18:29
    Re: #23
    Both are third- or fourth-string titles [for their publishers], so small budgets can't be helped. That said, this new FE does feel like they put in real effort.
    25AnonymousSep 16, 2026 18:26
    The idea of an all-10s score is weird to begin with — there's no such thing as a game everyone finds fun.
    30AnonymousSep 16, 2026 18:28
    Re: #25
    It's not everyone — you only need to satisfy those four reviewers to get all 10s.
    46AnonymousSep 16, 2026 18:41
    100 = 40 × 2.5
    36 × 2.5 = 88

    Why's it 90 points then? Is that some 'goki math'? (ゴキ is slang mocking PlayStation fanboys, implying biased/sloppy arithmetic)
    54AnonymousSep 16, 2026 18:49
    Re: #46
    36/40×100=90
    84AnonymousSep 16, 2026 19:16
    Re: #46
    Why'd you knock off 2 points?
    94AnonymousSep 16, 2026 19:23
    Re: #46
    Uh… everyone gave it 9/10. You don't even need to do the math — it obviously averages out to 90.
    64AnonymousSep 16, 2026 18:56
    Silent Hill's coming out? Isn't it flying way under the radar?
    68AnonymousSep 16, 2026 18:59
    Re: #64
    It releases next week but it's sitting at #800 on Amazon [sales rank], so yeah, nobody's talking about it.
    73AnonymousSep 16, 2026 19:03
    Something like 10,9,8,9 would actually look more interesting as a score spread.
    76AnonymousSep 16, 2026 19:04
    Re: #73
    I figure a Famitsu '10' is really an 8 or lower in real terms — 9,9,9,9 is basically the max you'll ever see.
    81AnonymousSep 16, 2026 19:13
    Shadow Dragon (remake) — 9,8,9,8
    New Mystery of the Emblem — 9,8,9,10
    Awakening — 9,9,9,9
    Fates — 9,9,9,9
    Shadows of Valentia — 9,9,10,9
    Three Houses — 9,9,10,9
    Engage — 9,9,9,9
    87AnonymousSep 16, 2026 19:17
    Re: #81
    Even for Famitsu, it's sketchy whether they're really playing these and scoring them for real. Compared to the others, Shadow Dragon is honestly at a level where it could've gotten a string of 7s.
    88AnonymousSep 16, 2026 19:18
    Re: #81
    That's remarkably consistent.
    93AnonymousSep 16, 2026 19:22
    Re: #81
    What even is this… I wonder how Genealogy of the Holy War scored back in the day — the system was probably working at least a little back then.

    Re: #86
    So the conditions for an honest score seem to be:
    ○ It's a publisher Famitsu/Kadokawa won't suffer any consequences for being truthful about
    ○ The game is bad enough that anyone who plays it would notice
    Only when both line up do you actually get a real score.
    101AnonymousSep 16, 2026 19:35
    These scores are just boring now, is this M-1 [the comedy competition] or something? Guess they don't do the thing anymore where each reviewer's personality shows through with a spread like 9,6,9,3.
    102AnonymousSep 16, 2026 19:37
    Re: #101
    That only happened back when guys like TACO X were still reviewing.
    106AnonymousSep 16, 2026 19:39
    There's always plenty to gripe about in any given FE compared to other FEs, but it's almost never actually a bad game overall — they always manage to make some part of it fun.
    108AnonymousSep 16, 2026 19:41
    Re: #106
    Nah, Sacred Stones, Radiant Dawn, and Shadow Dragon are rough. Though Radiant Dawn feels like a god-tier game, at least up until partway through.

    Background and Key Points of the Discussion

    In Famitsu’s Cross Review, four reviewers each score a game out of 10, for a combined total out of 40. An “all-perfect” result — where every reviewer gives a 10 — is exceedingly rare in the feature’s history and has traditionally been treated as a special honor. This time’s total of 36 (9 points × 4) technically converts to 90 out of 100, a high score on paper, but the thread’s attention went instead to the fact that not a single reviewer awarded a perfect 10, with users comparing it to Wolverine’s past score (35) and to scores from earlier entries in the series, while also voicing distrust in Famitsu’s scoring standards themselves. Famitsu’s numbers don’t always line up with how a game is actually received or how well it sells after release, so readers are cautioned against judging a game’s quality by the score alone.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Hardware/Industry (Geha)) thread “Switch 2-exclusive Fire Emblem docked by Famitsu, no perfect scores for anyone! Is it trash?“.

  • “We Cut His Meds and the Bedridden Patient Started Walking” — 5ch Splits Over Japan’s ‘Overbearing Medicine’

    “We cut back on his medication, and the bedridden patient started walking.” An article in which psychiatrist Hideki Wada and Moyo Kimura, a former Ministry of Health, Labour and Welfare medical officer, criticize the harms of excessive medication and treatment for the elderly — so-called “overbearing medicine” — became a hot topic on 5channel’s News Express+ board. In the thread, several posters shared firsthand accounts of care facilities and hospitals reaching for sedatives out of fear of lawsuits over falls, or simply due to staff shortages. Others pushed back, raising concerns that the “stopped his meds and he started walking” anecdote was spreading without any data to back it up, and warning of the dangers of patients discontinuing medication on their own judgment. Opinion in the thread was split.

    Go to the hospital, see a doctor, take your medication properly — we’ve always believed that’s what it means to protect your health. But in Japan, where access to medical care is supposed to be so easy, why hasn’t the number of bedridden elderly people gone down?

    Hideki Wada, a psychiatrist who has spent decades observing elder care on the front lines, and Moyo Kimura, a former medical officer at the Ministry of Health, Labour and Welfare, argue that “overbearing medicine” is behind this.

    There are hospital cases, they say, where simply reducing an elderly patient’s medication was enough to get someone who had been bedridden walking again. Does more medical care really mean better health? The two experts challenge the “common sense” behind elder care in Japan.

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Original article here

    12AnonymousSep 16, 2026 18:38
    Hospitals and care facilities have it easier when patients are bedridden.
    Senile old folks especially are a problem if they move around, so they get sedated into compliance.

    I mean, facilities do face lawsuit risk if a senile old person falls and has an accident, but if they're bedridden from the drugs, that's one less thing to worry about.
    152AnonymousSep 16, 2026 19:37
    Re: #12
    Dementia patients are a handful, sure, but…

    the elderly don't exist for the facility's convenience. There's got to be a better way to handle this.
    19AnonymousSep 16, 2026 18:40
    Some elderly people end up showing dementia-like symptoms just from sleeping pills.
    33AnonymousSep 16, 2026 18:43
    Re: #19
    Seriously? I've been prescribed triazolam and Dayvigo for about 5 years now — is that bad?
    23AnonymousSep 16, 2026 18:41
    Yeah, it's gotta be this.
    https://blog-imgs-46.fc2.com/n/u/k/nukomishuranu/201010211914076ac.jpg
    72AnonymousSep 16, 2026 18:57
    Re: #23
    In another 20 years, what'll they have to strap on us old folks to snap us to attention?
    114AnonymousSep 16, 2026 19:18
    Re: #23
    I used to carry a Type 44 cavalry carbine.
    46AnonymousSep 16, 2026 18:48
    This is exactly the kind of thing old folks believe, so they stop taking their prescribed meds on their own judgment,
    their symptoms come back and they end up at the hospital again,
    and by then they've built up tolerance so the drug doesn't work as well, so the doctor prescribes something else — and then they stop that on their own judgment too.
    77AnonymousSep 16, 2026 19:00
    Doctors just hand out huge piles of drugs like it's their calling.
    It's insane.
    80AnonymousSep 16, 2026 19:01
    Re: #77
    Because it's profitable, that's why!
    78AnonymousSep 16, 2026 19:01
    Quitting your meds and going out "pin-pin-korori" (hale and hearty right up until you suddenly drop dead) is the ideal way to go.
    82AnonymousSep 16, 2026 19:02
    Re: #78
    If anything, what we need is a drug that gives you the pin-pin-korori death.
    85AnonymousSep 16, 2026 19:04
    Isn't being bedridden healthier than wandering around aimlessly?
    88AnonymousSep 16, 2026 19:05
    Re: #85
    Being bedridden causes bedsores, so it's actually easier on caregivers if patients get up and move around a bit during the day.
    86AnonymousSep 16, 2026 19:04
    Re: #82
    If they're hale and hearty, they wouldn't need a drug to drop dead, would they?
    91AnonymousSep 16, 2026 19:06
    Re: #86
    True.
    What we need is "bedridden-then-drop-dead."
    93AnonymousSep 16, 2026 19:07
    "Bedridden old person" has become an outdated term, huh.
    104AnonymousSep 16, 2026 19:10
    Re: #93
    It's not outdated at all.
    There's an enormous number of bedridden elderly people in homes, care facilities, and hospitals.
    You just don't notice if you don't have anyone like that in your own family.
    99AnonymousSep 16, 2026 19:09
    Don't get fooled, guys — between a dementia patient who wanders and one who's bedridden, caregiving is overwhelmingly easier with the bedridden one. A wandering dementia patient means you have to watch them even during meals, which is a guaranteed path to quitting your job to be a caregiver.
    128AnonymousSep 16, 2026 19:25
    Re: #99
    This, exactly…
    I do home-visit medical care, and I get a lot of requests like "the facility staff are exhausted, could you prescribe something to keep the resident sedated?"
    …I'm in the camp that refuses, though.
    103AnonymousSep 16, 2026 19:10
    Just pass an assisted-dying law already.
    I really don't want to end up with dementia.
    116AnonymousSep 16, 2026 19:18
    Can't something be done about how so many young people these days go to the hospital for lifestyle diseases and get handed pills as a matter of routine?
    118AnonymousSep 16, 2026 19:21
    Re: #116
    Why would anything need to be done about it?
    It's insurance-covered healthcare spending, not my problem.
    Who's going to hold back for someone else's sake?
    117AnonymousSep 16, 2026 19:20
    If cutting back on medical treatment really does make people healthier,
    there ought to be data proving it… so what does the data actually say?
    124AnonymousSep 16, 2026 19:24
    Re: #117
    Without that, it's just a scam story.

    Which drug, for which condition, are we even talking about?
    120AnonymousSep 16, 2026 19:21
    Average life expectancy keeps rising, but healthy life expectancy hasn't budged.
    That gap is what's turned nursing care and medicine into a massive industry.
    127AnonymousSep 16, 2026 19:25
    Re: #120
    The Ministry of Health, Labour and Welfare wants to close that gap between average and healthy life expectancy as much as possible — shorten it.
    https://kennet.mhlw.go.jp/information/information/wp-content/uploads/Gap_Average_Life_Expectancy_and_HALE_202502.png
    129AnonymousSep 16, 2026 19:26
    There's always a certain number of people who believe garbage stories like this, stop taking their meds, and end up dying because of it.
    Must look pretty absurd from a doctor's point of view.
    132AnonymousSep 16, 2026 19:27
    Re: #129
    There are quite a few patients who stop taking even the meds that are genuinely dangerous to skip.
    131AnonymousSep 16, 2026 19:27
    I have type 1 diabetes and I've been making my own insulin for almost 40 years, but for some reason the type 2 diabetics I saw hospitalized died off easily. Strange thing to observe.
    141AnonymousSep 16, 2026 19:32
    Re: #131
    With type 1, you're aware of the disease from childhood, so you're able to manage yourself properly.
    Type 2 is… a different story.

    Re: #133
    There's a thing called a "medication-reduction bonus," so hospitals will try to cut your meds once you're admitted.
    With outside prescriptions, the hospital doesn't make any money off whatever drugs get prescribed after you're discharged anyway.
    133AnonymousSep 16, 2026 19:29
    When my father was hospitalized, they said "let's tidy up your medications a bit" and cut quite a lot of them.
    145AnonymousSep 16, 2026 19:34
    They're just deliberately using psychotropic drugs to put people into a bedridden state.
    151AnonymousSep 16, 2026 19:36
    Re: #145
    For elderly people in care facilities, the "golden path" is dementia → wandering → falling → fracture → bedridden.
    153AnonymousSep 16, 2026 19:37
    The Japan Medical Association, the worst vested-interest group out there, just does whatever it wants and takes it way too far.
    158AnonymousSep 16, 2026 19:40
    Re: #153

    The Japan Medical Association gets singled out a lot, but
    out in the regions, the real power players in medicine are the local university professors
    who hold hiring authority and budget control, and can freely adjust how many doctors get dispatched to affiliated hospitals.

    Because of that manpower gap, independent clinic doctors are in an overwhelmingly weak position (if a big hospital refuses to take a severe case, the clinic doctor is left with nowhere to turn).
    The Medical Association is basically a guild that independent practitioners formed to help each other out.

    …but the trend now is toward turning all independent practices into outpatient-only clinics and concentrating hospital beds at the big hospitals,
    so really, it's the universities and big hospitals that still hold the stronger hand…

    Background and key points of this discussion

    The term “overbearing medicine” refers to how medication and testing beyond what’s necessary can actually strip elderly patients of their physical and mental function. Ministry of Health, Labour and Welfare statistics have long shown a gap of roughly 8 to 9 years between average life expectancy and healthy life expectancy, and closing that gap has been treated as a policy challenge for medical and elder care. The thread split over the question of “who the prescriptions are really for” — some posters offered firsthand accounts of sedatives being used because of understaffed facilities or to avoid lawsuits, while others warned that stopping medication on one’s own judgment risks rebound symptoms and drug tolerance. It was also noted that there’s a structural incentive at play: hospitals actually lose revenue when they trim a patient’s medications during a hospital stay (due to a “medication-reduction bonus” system), so the situation isn’t as simple as “doctors prescribe drugs just to make money.” The article itself offers no data backing up the specific claim that reducing medication got a patient walking again — it’s worth keeping in mind that this is an individual anecdote.

    *This article is compiled from excerpts and a summary of the 5ch (News Express+) thread “‘We Cut His Meds and the Bedridden Patient Started Walking’ — The Reality of the ‘Overbearing Medicine’ Turning Japan’s Elderly Frail.”

  • Hololive Character Design Debate Sparks McDonald’s Collab Reactions — 5ch Chat Thread Buzzes

    A chat thread on 5ch’s “Whatever’s Live G” board — a general live-commentary board with no fixed topic — saw users post a stream of images and random tidbits one after another. The biggest discussion centered on Hololive’s character designs, with comments like “fewer lines and simpler is better” and “Hololive’s designs are way too over-the-top” going back and forth. Reactions to a Hololive x McDonald’s collaboration item were mixed too, split between enthusiasm and brand-image concerns, while the thread kept drifting through unrelated images and gripes about work.

    1AnonymousSep 16, 2026 19:49
    Dabuu 👊😅👊 VIPQ2_EXTDAT: none:none:1000:512:: EXT was configured
    30AnonymousSep 16, 2026 19:52
    Saten-san in candy land (a character from A Certain Scientific Railgun)
    44AnonymousSep 16, 2026 19:54
    68AnonymousSep 16, 2026 19:56
    87AnonymousSep 16, 2026 19:57
    Re: #68
    Did people around actually clean this up properly?
    105AnonymousSep 16, 2026 20:01
    110AnonymousSep 16, 2026 20:02
    Re: #105
    Seeing Love Live characters makes me think of Aqua, so cut it out (likely a jab at Minato Aqua, a Hololive VTuber)
    117AnonymousSep 16, 2026 20:04
    Re: #105
    115AnonymousSep 16, 2026 20:04
    123AnonymousSep 16, 2026 20:06
    Re: #115
    Turns out this got settled — it's someone impersonating a Hololive anti
    116AnonymousSep 16, 2026 20:04
    You guys don't even work, huh?
    121AnonymousSep 16, 2026 20:06
    Re: #116
    Want to join me in facilities work? Piping/plumbing is seriously short-staffed
    131AnonymousSep 16, 2026 20:08
    Re: #116
    I can't work — my body won't move
    119AnonymousSep 16, 2026 20:05
    Re: #103
    This guy always shows up as a side character whenever you watch a Showa-era movie
    Appears more often than Takuzo Kawatani
    127AnonymousSep 16, 2026 20:06
    Re: #119
    Pretty sure I saw him in Castle of Sand (Suna no Utsuwa)
    132AnonymousSep 16, 2026 20:08
    138AnonymousSep 16, 2026 20:09
    Re: #132
    Is this Blue Archive?
    142AnonymousSep 16, 2026 20:09
    163AnonymousSep 16, 2026 20:12
    Re: #142
    Ohh, kitty big sis 😍
    149AnonymousSep 16, 2026 20:11
    162AnonymousSep 16, 2026 20:12
    Re: #149
    Pikuoura 🥰 (a cutesy nickname, possibly a lisped riff on "Pekora")
    155AnonymousSep 16, 2026 20:11
    157AnonymousSep 16, 2026 20:11
    Re: #155
    Is this Stella Sora?
    171AnonymousSep 16, 2026 20:13
    Re: #155
    Whose maid is this maid supposed to be?
    164AnonymousSep 16, 2026 20:12
    187AnonymousSep 16, 2026 20:14
    Re: #164
    That old guy in the back has a nice profile
    173AnonymousSep 16, 2026 20:13
    Re: #165
    Did you check everyone?
    181AnonymousSep 16, 2026 20:14
    Re: #173
    Looked at most of them, not cute
    Way too cluttered
    184AnonymousSep 16, 2026 20:14
    Re: #181
    What's your favorite character?
    190AnonymousSep 16, 2026 20:15
    Re: #184
    Yozora Mel-chan!
    192AnonymousSep 16, 2026 20:15
    Re: #184
    I like characters with fewer lines, like in Disgaea
    Hololive's just too over-the-top
    227AnonymousSep 16, 2026 20:19
    Pekora at McDonald's!?
    232AnonymousSep 16, 2026 20:19
    Re: #227
    Feels like I haven't eaten this chocolate in almost 10 years
    241AnonymousSep 16, 2026 20:20
    Re: #227
    I hate Hololive, so this soured my image of McDonald's

    Background and Key Points of This Discussion

    The “Whatever’s Live G” board was originally meant for sports commentary, but during hours with nothing to comment on, threads like this one — filled with unrelated images and idle chatter — often spring up. This time too, the thread’s title, “Dabu-chan,” had almost nothing to do with its actual content, and the topic kept shifting as the conversation went on. Opinions split over how to judge Hololive’s character designs, with a divide between those who preferred simpler artwork and those who favored more ornate designs. Reactions to the Hololive x McDonald’s collaboration likewise showed a mix of favorable comments about the product itself and concerns about its impact on the brand’s image. Note that this article omits certain posts — including baseless claims naming real companies and crude remarks about real people’s appearance or occupations — out of consideration for fact-checking and decency.

    ※This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Whatever’s Live G) thread “Dabu-chan’s Here 👊😅👊🏡.”