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  • Why Doesn’t Anyone Hype Up Hideki Matsuyama or Kei Nishikori? 5ch: ‘It All Comes Down to How the Media Decides to Play It’

    A thread on 5ch’s live-commentary board raised the question of why golfer Hideki Matsuyama and tennis player Kei Nishikori don’t get more media buzz. Matsuyama has a major championship to his name, and Nishikori once climbed all the way to a Grand Slam final, yet posters pointed out that neither has reached the kind of national stardom enjoyed by Ichiro or Shohei Ohtani. The thread covered a range of theories, from personality and public image to sponsorship deals and how golf and tennis themselves are perceived as sports in Japan.

    1AnonymousSep 22, 2026 22:17
    Especially Hideki Matsuyama
    3AnonymousSep 22, 2026 22:18
    Tennis aside, golf gets way too little respect.
    Tiger Woods' career earnings are like 10x Ohtani's — it's a sport where you can make serious bank.
    10AnonymousSep 22, 2026 22:20
    Re: #3
    It gets plenty of TV coverage and commercials too, so I don't think it's disrespected that much.
    13AnonymousSep 22, 2026 22:21
    Re: #3
    Even Rory McIlroy has earned something like 100 billion yen.
    Guess I shouldn't say 'even' McIlroy though.
    16AnonymousSep 22, 2026 22:23
    Is Kei Nishikori really as great as people say?
    He only ever gets hyped up with 'if it weren't for the Big Three era' type hypotheticals.
    53AnonymousSep 22, 2026 22:35
    Re: #16
    If you actually watched him play in real time, you wouldn't say that.
    65AnonymousSep 22, 2026 22:40
    Re: #16
    There aren't many players who have wins against all of the 'tennis gods,' are there?
    74AnonymousSep 22, 2026 22:42
    Re: #16
    He was basically humanity's representative.
    His opponents were straight-up aliens from Planet Tennis.
    17AnonymousSep 22, 2026 22:23
    Matsuyama's famous for disliking the media and always looking stone-faced.
    Nishikori's personable enough, but when it comes down to it he retired without ever winning a Slam, so that's kind of unavoidable.
    20AnonymousSep 22, 2026 22:25
    Re: #17
    But Ichiro and Hidetoshi Nakata were national stars.
    29AnonymousSep 22, 2026 22:27
    Re: #20
    Those two may have had an edge to them, but they also had star quality.
    Matsuyama looks like some Showa-era middle-aged guy and isn't very personable, so it's tough for him to get popular.
    32AnonymousSep 22, 2026 22:28
    Re: #20
    Skill aside, Keisuke Honda had more star power than Hidetoshi Nakata.
    18AnonymousSep 22, 2026 22:23
    Matsuyama's skill and track record are way beyond Ryo Ishikawa's, though.
    27AnonymousSep 22, 2026 22:26
    Re: #18
    But Ryo Ishikawa's in the middle of overhauling his swing, so…
    19AnonymousSep 22, 2026 22:24
    With the women pros, as soon as they turn pro and land a sponsor, they start getting media appearances just for being cute and rake in cash while barely focusing on the actual golf.
    The golf world's pretty short on real stars these days.
    64AnonymousSep 22, 2026 22:39
    Re: #19
    Like Momoka Miura, for example.
    26AnonymousSep 22, 2026 22:26
    Golf's basically only dominated by white American or British players — Tiger was just the exception.
    Kind of odd for a sport that's supposedly played worldwide.
    46AnonymousSep 22, 2026 22:33
    Re: #26
    It's only really popular in English-speaking countries plus Japan and Korea, so…
    33AnonymousSep 22, 2026 22:29
    I asked a German friend about this recently and they said only rich old guys play golf over there.
    When I told them you can play a round in Japan for about 10,000 yen, they were shocked, like 'that's way too cheap.'
    49AnonymousSep 22, 2026 22:34
    Nishikori has Uniqlo as a sponsor, but Matsuyama doesn't really have anything like that.
    58AnonymousSep 22, 2026 22:37
    Re: #49
    He's got Lexus at least, I think.
    61AnonymousSep 22, 2026 22:38
    Re: #49
    That's kind of racist, man.
    50AnonymousSep 22, 2026 22:34
    Matsuyama should be treated as a legend on the same level as Ichiro.
    57AnonymousSep 22, 2026 22:36
    Re: #50
    Guess he's just not that big a deal after all lol
    59AnonymousSep 22, 2026 22:37
    Re: #56
    These days it's not just [Naomi] Osaka getting hyped up, they're pushing Zion too, which is kind of…
    63AnonymousSep 22, 2026 22:39
    Re: #59
    Zion getting called 'world class' is honestly unbelievable.
    68AnonymousSep 22, 2026 22:40
    Come to think of it, you barely hear Ryo Ishikawa's name anymore — what's he up to?
    83AnonymousSep 22, 2026 22:46
    Re: #68
    He's quietly grinding it out on overseas developmental tours.
    He shows up in Japan every once in a while too.
    70AnonymousSep 22, 2026 22:41
    Matsuyama's amazing, but what's actually so great about Nishikori? In horse racing terms, it's like he's won a G3 race at best.
    76AnonymousSep 22, 2026 22:42
    Re: #70
    Honestly, in Japan these days it's more like 'what's so great about Matsuyama' in the first place.
    Golf? Is that some kind of esports? That's the level young people's awareness is at.
    That's how little interest there is in what golf even is anymore.
    72AnonymousSep 22, 2026 22:42
    Re: #65
    That's exactly why all you can offer is some insider, hardcore-fan-only take.
    To the general public, nothing short of winning a title makes any impact.
    85AnonymousSep 22, 2026 22:47
    Re: #72
    Doesn't a name like Federer carry any weight?
    Having a win over him seems like something even regular people would find impressive.
    84AnonymousSep 22, 2026 22:46
    Ryo Ishikawa recently played in a tournament with a $1.5 million purse and missed the cut, huh.
    On a course where the leader was shooting 18 under.
    93AnonymousSep 22, 2026 22:49
    Re: #84
    He was actually in contention to win the ANA Open just last year though.
    Looks like his career might really just fizzle out without ever breaking through.
    86AnonymousSep 22, 2026 22:47
    But the Riku-Ryu duo (figure skating pair Riku Miura and Ryuichi Kihara) get plenty of media coverage, don't they?
    Probably because they're good-looking.
    Matsuyama and Nishikori are both kind of rugged-looking, so maybe they just don't photograph well?
    90AnonymousSep 22, 2026 22:48
    Re: #86
    Sota Fujii (the shogi prodigy) gets covered nonstop and he's not exactly photogenic either lol
    94AnonymousSep 22, 2026 22:49
    Re: #86
    At the end of the day it all comes down to how the media decides to play it.
    However you look at it, golf's a bigger sport than figure skating.
    92AnonymousSep 22, 2026 22:48
    You get it once you actually watch golf or tennis.
    Watching someone else play is boring as hell.
    100AnonymousSep 22, 2026 22:52
    Re: #92
    I get tennis, but golf's fun to watch.
    Different players smash it insanely far, curve the ball like some crazy breaking pitch, thread it out of the trees through a gap — there's plenty to see.

    Background and Key Points of the Discussion

    Hideki Matsuyama won the Masters Tournament in 2021, becoming the first Japanese man to claim a major championship. Kei Nishikori, for his part, became the first Asian man in history to reach a Grand Slam final at the 2014 US Open, going on to rack up 12 career tour titles and a career-high world ranking of No. 4. Given those credentials alone, it wouldn’t be strange for either man to be treated as a national star, yet the thread questioned why their actual media exposure has stayed so limited. The discussion centered on their personalities and how personable (or not) they come across, whether they have sponsorship deals, and the structural issue that golf and tennis themselves are struggling to capture younger audiences’ interest in Japan. At the same time, as the conversation drifted into comparisons asking ‘why do athletes from other sports get hyped up instead,’ some posts veered into inappropriate remarks touching on race, and those replies have been excluded from this article.

    ※This article is compiled and summarized from the 5ch (Nandemo Jikkyo G) thread “[Question] Why don’t people talk more about guys like Hideki Matsuyama and Kei Nishikori?”

  • Passed Her Dissertation, Still No PhD: Student Sues Nara Women’s University — 5ch Reacts, ‘Never Heard of Such a Thing’

    A graduate student at Nara Women’s University has sued the university and the national university corporation that runs it, seeking the award of her doctoral degree and about 17 million yen in damages, after the university notified her the day before her PhD program was set to conclude that it would not grant her the degree — despite the fact that her dissertation had already passed committee review and she had published a co-authored paper with her supervisors in an international academic journal. The university has no rule requiring it to disclose reasons for withholding a degree; only after the student filed an objection did it explain that “a separate meeting held after the dissertation review did not reach the required number of votes in favor.” On 5ch, users debated where responsibility lies with the supervising professors, and discussed how the realities of earning a doctorate differ between the sciences and the humanities.

    It was revealed on the 22nd that a graduate student at Nara Women’s University has filed suit in Nara District Court against the university and the national university corporation that operates it, arguing it was unlawful to withhold her doctoral degree even though she had met the requirements — passing her dissertation review and having her work published in an academic journal. She is seeking the degree itself plus roughly 17 million yen in damages. The suit was filed on the 18th.

    According to the complaint and members of the review committee, the student submitted her dissertation in January. The review committee found it passing in February, and the findings were also published in an international academic journal as a paper co-authored with her supervisors. However, on March 23 — the day before her doctoral program was due to conclude — the university notified her that it would not award the degree.

    According to the university, there is no rule requiring it to disclose reasons for withholding a degree. When the student filed an objection, the university explained that at a separate meeting held after the dissertation review, the number of votes in favor among attendees fell short of what was required.

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Original article here

    3AnonymousSep 22, 2026 20:33
    >Her supervisors pointed out in writing that the research design and data analysis weren't appropriate
    >and that the dissertation's content needed to be revisited
    So basically the supervisors weren't doing their job, huh
    7AnonymousSep 22, 2026 20:36
    Re: #3
    There are students out there who just won't accept guidance
    12AnonymousSep 22, 2026 20:44
    Re: #1
    I'm just a high school grad so I don't really get how dissertations work, but I bet dozens or hundreds of these get submitted and reviewed all at once at term's end
    If the supervisor just rubber-stamped it…
    Maybe someone pointed out the published paper was low quality and it got rejected
    43AnonymousSep 22, 2026 21:04
    Re: #12
    It's probably more like a dozen or so per graduate school
    About 5 faculty members scrutinize the content, then there's an oral exam that's basically like an interrogation
    If it doesn't pass, that's a disgrace for the supervisor
    56AnonymousSep 22, 2026 21:12
    Re: #12
    There aren't that many doctoral dissertations.
    Maybe 2 or 3 per supervising professor.
    Around 10 a year per department.

    Since it's that few,
    professors do review them seriously.

    By contrast, an undergrad thesis passes as long as the fabrication or copy-pasting isn't blatant.
    Bachelor's degrees get mass-produced — 100+ a year per department, it's basically an assembly line.
    And job hunting doesn't value it beyond just having a bachelor's anyway.
    61AnonymousSep 22, 2026 21:15
    Re: #12
    Only about 1-2 grad students recognized as top performers even get to submit a doctoral dissertation
    Since reviewing a huge batch would be too much work, Japan's doctoral system is effectively a pre-screening system
    21AnonymousSep 22, 2026 20:52
    Is it like you have to grease the professor's palm or something?
    30AnonymousSep 22, 2026 20:56
    Re: #21
    Depends — some professors expect that, some don't, so it's hard to say

    One thing's for sure: go against your seminar's policy and you'll never get your PhD
    When picking a seminar, you should weigh the professor's personality, not just the research topic
    29AnonymousSep 22, 2026 20:55
    – Submitted the dissertation in January.
    – The February review committee ruled it passing
    – Published results in an international journal as co-author with her supervisors

    I never went to grad school myself, so I only know what I picked up from grad students I knew around the lab
    but not getting a PhD after doing all that…
    I've genuinely never heard of that happening.
    Maybe it's something that occasionally happens depending on the university?
    Guess it's rare enough that she's suing over it.
    33AnonymousSep 22, 2026 20:58
    Re: #29
    You can't get a PhD without your seminar professor's recommendation

    If you don't clash with your seminar professor, this kind of thing doesn't happen
    49AnonymousSep 22, 2026 21:08
    Re: #33
    The pattern is: the professor approves it and you get to submit, otherwise you're not allowed to submit and just leave after completing your coursework credits (no degree)
    That's why quite a few humanities professors don't actually hold a PhD

    Komuro Naoki only got his law doctorate from Tokyo University because Maruyama Masao vouched for his brilliance
    76AnonymousSep 22, 2026 21:24
    Re: #33
    Recommendation?
    She went through the formal review process,
    so surely her supervisor already got it through the departmental meeting and the faculty meeting too, right?
    63AnonymousSep 22, 2026 21:16
    Re: #61
    Don't talk nonsense
    If it's a course-based doctorate, you can submit it just fine
    66AnonymousSep 22, 2026 21:19
    Re: #63
    Depends on the field
    In my field, the common pattern is: stay the full 9 years of the doctoral program, leave with 'completion of required guidance' status, then submit the dissertation within 3 years after that
    73AnonymousSep 22, 2026 21:22
    Re: #63
    Maybe that's true for the sciences, but humanities has a selection process too, you know? A humanities senior I was close with during my master's, further along in the doctoral track, was thrilled when he got informal word that he'd been cleared to submit
    70AnonymousSep 22, 2026 21:21
    Re: #61
    It's different between humanities and sciences.

    In the sciences, each lab produces one or two PhDs.

    I don't know about humanities, but given how few humanities PhDs there are, it feels like a tougher road.
    74AnonymousSep 22, 2026 21:23
    Re: #70
    Wait, so it's decided in advance to keep the numbers low, regardless of content?
    82AnonymousSep 22, 2026 21:26
    Re: #70
    If you look through the national directory of university faculty at a university library, plenty of humanities professors — even at good universities — never went past a master's
    A lot of them submit their dissertation later in life once they're established, and get approved that way
    There's even a kind of 'laundering' where you submit your dissertation to the very university you now teach at and become a doctor that way lol
    106AnonymousSep 22, 2026 21:42
    Re: #70
    In the sciences, there are even master's holders who go around calling themselves 'Doctor'
    86AnonymousSep 22, 2026 21:27
    There have actually been real cases of a professor pressuring a student for a relationship, getting refused, and then retaliating
    94AnonymousSep 22, 2026 21:29
    Re: #86
    These days if a professor tried that, it'd give the student leverage over him
    If it got out, he wouldn't just lose his job — he'd get frozen out of academia entirely
    104AnonymousSep 22, 2026 21:39
    Re: #86
    These days that gets you fired for cause immediately
    National universities are cash-strapped, so disciplinary-firing a professor
    conveniently doubles as a tidy way to cut personnel costs
    118AnonymousSep 22, 2026 21:48
    Some private universities will hand you a PhD for just one paper anyway
    Keio, Keio, and also Keio
    197AnonymousSep 22, 2026 22:52
    Re: #118
    Huh?
    Wait, what?
    WHAAAAAAAAAAAT?
    198AnonymousSep 22, 2026 22:52
    Re: #197
    Takenaka Heizo got his doctorate off just one paper, IIRC
    200AnonymousSep 22, 2026 22:54
    Re: #198
    Wait, a doctorate?
    Off just one paper?
    Wild, private schools ('wataku,' slang for private universities) really do be like that
    149AnonymousSep 22, 2026 22:08
    >The number of votes in favor among attendees at a separate meeting held after the dissertation review fell short of what was required

    If that was decided by group deliberation rather than one person's arbitrary call, then there's nothing wrong with it, is there
    188AnonymousSep 22, 2026 22:37
    Sounds like one of those 'Integrated Human/Cultural Studies' type programs
    That's a field notorious for churning out sloppy dissertations
    They submitted the data analysis by the co-authored paper's deadline and passed a batch of grad students, but later rejected one of them because the analysis turned out to be off
    So the checking system is actually working, isn't it
    These days there's a rapidly growing number of people in Japan who want to prey on even educational institutions like this to tear society down
    189AnonymousSep 22, 2026 22:38
    Re: #188
    It's bizarre that her paper passed peer review at an international academic journal, yet she can't graduate
    196AnonymousSep 22, 2026 22:50
    Re: #189
    The reason fields like 'Integrated Human/Cultural Studies' or 'Comparative Culture' have so many sloppy dissertations
    is that a lot of the content can't be caught by peer review alone
    so in the end, self-policing from within is the only option, and that's just the institution doing its job
    I don't know if the paper got retracted, but normally you'd just issue a correction
    213AnonymousSep 22, 2026 23:08
    Re: #196
    No, it's a specialist journal — researchers from around the world routinely send questions about odd-looking data, real experts in the field, that is
    For important papers, it's pretty normal to respond to those questions in a letter in the next issue
    And if the data really was fabricated, then yeah, it should be retracted
    219AnonymousSep 22, 2026 23:12
    Re: #196
    If it's humanities, this reminds me of the Sokal affair

    Background and Key Points of This Story

    At Japanese graduate schools, it’s common for the substantive review of a dissertation (by a review committee) to be a separate step from the final vote by a body such as the faculty council that formally decides whether to award the degree — meaning there’s institutional room for a dissertation to pass content review and still be voted down at a later stage. The university’s explanation in this case, that “votes in favor fell short of the required number,” appears to reflect this structure. At the same time, the fact that the university has no rule requiring it to disclose reasons for withholding a degree, and only gave an explanation after the student objected, is a point that raises questions about procedural transparency. Thread commenters also noted that the realities of earning a doctorate — how readily a course-based PhD is granted, and how much a supervisor’s personal relationship with the student matters — differ significantly between the sciences and the humanities; without knowing this difference, it’s hard to make sense of the “she passed, so why?” puzzle. It should be noted that the reporting doesn’t specify which field this case falls under, and the content of the internal vote can’t be verified from outside.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (News Speed+) thread ‘Seeking Her PhD, Sues Nara Women’s University Despite ‘Passing’ Dissertation Review.’

  • Worried About Body Odor More Than Balding? Survey of 3,000 Men Sparks a Flood of Confessions on 5ch

    A survey on “physical concerns,” conducted online by Cross Marketing in July 2026 among 3,000 men nationwide aged 20 to 79, became a hot topic on 5ch’s News Express+ board. The findings highlighted worries not just about thinning hair, but also about body odor and age-related odor, and the thread lit up with talk of favorite body soap brands, accounts of scalp odor suddenly getting worse with age, and observations that people often can’t detect their own smell — with users swapping tips on countermeasure products.

    Worried about thinning hair, but… body odor too!? “Men’s physical concerns” vary by age — we asked 3,000 men aged 20-79 for their honest opinions | Maidona News

    2026.09.22 (Tue)

    Between work stress, relationship stress, lack of exercise, and poor sleep, many men living in modern society carry physical discomforts and worries. The “Survey on Physical Concerns (2026): Men’s Edition,” conducted by market research firm Cross Marketing Inc. (Shinjuku, Tokyo), surveyed 3,000 men nationwide aged 20 to 79 online in July 2026.

    Source: maidonanews.jp / Original article here

    3AnonymousSep 22, 2026 20:50
    Guess not being able to get it up isn't that big a deal after all
    7AnonymousSep 22, 2026 20:52
    Re: #3
    My semen only comes out thick and gloopy now
    112AnonymousSep 22, 2026 21:43
    Re: #3
    It not feeling good anymore when I finish — that's seriously, seriously shocking
    15AnonymousSep 22, 2026 20:56
    Aderans and Art Nature (Japan's two big hair-replacement/wig companies) are practically symbols of Japan, so I want their commercials to stay sharp.
    21AnonymousSep 22, 2026 20:59
    Re: #15
    Come to think of it, I haven't seen a Reeve 21 (hair-growth treatment brand) commercial lately
    31AnonymousSep 22, 2026 21:03
    Re: #15
    That technique where they wrap several strands around one of your real hairs to make it look thicker — once the real hair grows out, does it start drooping down like a willow tree? You have to keep going back regularly to stop that happening, and once you're hooked, you end up paying for it for life — or until you finally stop caring how you look.
    127AnonymousSep 22, 2026 21:52
    Re: #15
    Japanese people are, by a huge margin, the most self-conscious about baldness of any nation on Earth, which is exactly why the anti-balding industry rakes it in here
    25AnonymousSep 22, 2026 21:00
    Re: #7
    Lately my semen's been watery. Wonder if that's some kind of illness
    40AnonymousSep 22, 2026 21:05
    If you actually bathe properly, wash your hair and body, do your laundry, and lay off greasy food, even a middle-aged guy can improve a bit
    169AnonymousSep 22, 2026 22:23
    Re: #40
    No chance. You'll understand once you're older
    41AnonymousSep 22, 2026 21:05
    I'm in my 40s — what's actually a good body soap these days? I was using Uruos but it looks like it got discontinued. Isn't there anything good out there that actually kills age-related odor and body odor?
    45AnonymousSep 22, 2026 21:06
    Re: #41
    Don't sweat the smell. Just be natural. Don't fight aging
    51AnonymousSep 22, 2026 21:11
    Re: #41
    The foaming body soap from Cow Brand (Gyunyu Sekken) — I've been washing not just my body but my face and hair with it for years now, zero skin trouble
    54AnonymousSep 22, 2026 21:13
    Re: #41
    The smell isn't the soap's fault. It's your fault
    48AnonymousSep 22, 2026 21:08
    Had underarm-odor surgery in my mid-40s to help with marriage hunting, but my skin rotted and I got a hematoma — ended up looking like a zombie

    197AnonymousSep 22, 2026 23:06
    Re: #48
    Damn, you could go work at USJ without any makeup now (Universal Studios Japan is famous for its zombie actors during Halloween)
    55AnonymousSep 22, 2026 21:13
    Can you even tell yourself if you have body odor or underarm odor?
    62AnonymousSep 22, 2026 21:17
    Re: #55
    If you wipe the sweat from wherever's causing it and bring it right up to your nose, sometimes you can actually tell
    93AnonymousSep 22, 2026 21:37
    Re: #55
    No you can't. Your own nose is used to it — other people notice precisely because theirs isn't
    56AnonymousSep 22, 2026 21:14
    Can't shake this age-related odor on my scalp
    64AnonymousSep 22, 2026 21:19
    Re: #56
    Yeah, true. My head reeks after work. Wish there was a spray or some product you could use during the day to deal with it
    74AnonymousSep 22, 2026 21:25
    Re: #56
    Use the Muji head scrub
    99AnonymousSep 22, 2026 21:40
    Re: #56
    Same — about a month ago my scalp odor suddenly got intense too. Even washing with kakishibu (persimmon tannin, a traditional deodorizer) doesn't touch it
    59AnonymousSep 22, 2026 21:15
    As for hair, I guess once you go bald you just shave it all off
    65AnonymousSep 22, 2026 21:19
    Re: #59
    If a normal guy shaves his head, he just ends up looking like a thug
    61AnonymousSep 22, 2026 21:17
    You can't tell if you smell yourself, so there's no way to even worry about it
    70AnonymousSep 22, 2026 21:22
    Re: #61
    That's the weird part — smelling murderously bad and not even noticing it yourself
    63AnonymousSep 22, 2026 21:19
    Let's just give up on #1 [balding] and focus on body odor instead —
    – Sweat it out
    – Brush your teeth and your tongue (get a dedicated tongue brush)
    – Soap behind your ears

    A walk followed by a bath is my recommendation. Bad-breath countermeasures double as body-odor countermeasures.
    And finally: age-related odor countermeasures. The most important one.
    If you've done all that and it's still no good, well, nothing more to be done.
    68AnonymousSep 22, 2026 21:21
    Re: #63
    If you just need a quick fix, there's the brute-force move of spraying yourself with alcohol. Stings like hell if you've got any cuts though
    107AnonymousSep 22, 2026 21:42
    Beard's fine since I shave it, but my sideburns going white is a real problem
    114AnonymousSep 22, 2026 21:44
    Re: #107
    Correction: gray hairs coming in
    130AnonymousSep 22, 2026 21:53
    Re: #107
    Hosokawa Takashi hated that so much he kept shaving it, and that's how he ended up with that hairstyle. FUJIWARA's Haranishi has totally white sides too — sometimes he just trims the sides short.
    153AnonymousSep 22, 2026 22:03
    Ever smelled someone who hasn't bathed in about a month? That's seriously next-level. Wherever they sat stays smelly for a while after
    157AnonymousSep 22, 2026 22:11
    Re: #153
    Even so, I've never once been told I smell. As long as you wash your clothes properly, body odor is basically a rounding error
    203AnonymousSep 22, 2026 23:09
    Re: #153
    Sounds like a homeless-person smell

    Background and Talking Points

    The survey was conducted online by Cross Marketing in July 2026, targeting 3,000 men nationwide aged 20 to 79. In the thread, mentions of body odor and age-related odor outnumbered those of thinning hair, and the discussion turned into an exchange of tips on countermeasure products and body soap brands. At the same time, several posters made the experiential point that “it’s hard to notice your own smell,” so the thread ended up centered more on personal anecdotes than on the survey results themselves. Note that the original article presents a “ranking of concern types,” and the thread’s personal accounts don’t guarantee any scientific effectiveness for the remedies discussed. The scale of the balding/wig industry and individual variation in countermeasures weren’t explored in depth in the thread — it stayed mostly a sharing of personal impressions.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (News Express+) thread “Worried about thinning hair, but… body odor too!? “Men’s physical concerns” vary by age — we asked 3,000 men aged 20-79 for their honest opinions.”

  • “Kids Raised on Manga and Video Games Never Turn Out Right” — Old-School Claim Reignited by Reading Comprehension Data

    The old-fashioned claim that “kids raised on video games and manga never turn out to be decent adults” has resurfaced on 5channel, fueled by data pointing to declining reading comprehension. The thread cited a figure showing only a 38% correct-answer rate on a reading comprehension test for junior high schoolers, splitting commenters between those who saw it as “proof that kids today have gone downhill” and those who argued that “you can’t draw that conclusion without comparable data from the past.” The discussion also brought up the strong vocabulary of the generation born before World War II, as well as the story of Gundam director Yoshiyuki Tomino lamenting that his own work ended up creating a lot of war-loving fans — and from there it grew into a broader debate about the relationship between hobbies and education.

    1AnonymousSep 22, 2026 22:09
    That got slammed as prejudice back in the day, right?
    2AnonymousSep 22, 2026 22:10
    What happened to all the people who used to say games and manga are wonderful, that they're Japanese culture?
    4AnonymousSep 22, 2026 22:11
    Those were just kids who loved games and manga pushing back.
    Far from getting slammed, it was basically the shared consensus among their own parents.
    5AnonymousSep 22, 2026 22:13
    You mean the Ice-Age-generation guy ("hyōga-oji" — short for Japan's Employment Ice Age generation) who won't stop going on about Dragon Ball?
    6AnonymousSep 22, 2026 22:14
    Games and manga themselves are great.
    It's just that a lot of people engage with them the wrong way.
    Same deal as religion.
    10AnonymousSep 22, 2026 22:20
    Well, obviously it's better to spend that time studying or working instead of on games and manga.
    That's just common sense.
    16AnonymousSep 22, 2026 22:23
    Re: #10
    Do you seriously believe people studied more back in the day?
    11AnonymousSep 22, 2026 22:20
    Kind of scary how the Ice Age generation has just gone full 'whatever, don't care' mode.
    12AnonymousSep 22, 2026 22:21
    Re: #11
    Well, their lives are basically already over.
    13AnonymousSep 22, 2026 22:21
    Guess that's what you'd expect from people born before the war, in the Showa era.
    A whole different league from those born after it.
    52AnonymousSep 22, 2026 22:39
    Re: #13
    When you watch old interview footage of people born before the war, from back when they were still young, a lot of them are impressive — not just their manner of speech, but their vocabulary and how they structure what they say.
    59AnonymousSep 22, 2026 22:50
    Re: #52
    Anyone who got interviewed before the war was bound to be top-of-the-crop.
    Film and cameras were precious back then.
    14AnonymousSep 22, 2026 22:22
    If someone from the Ice Age generation turned out bad, they'd have turned out bad regardless — they're just a bad egg, nothing to do with the generation.
    15AnonymousSep 22, 2026 22:22
    There was also that 'game brain' scare (the pseudo-scientific theory claiming video games damage the brain).
    Honestly, games should be capped at one hour a day.
    21AnonymousSep 22, 2026 22:27
    People in the Meiji era used to say 'reading nothing but novels will make you stupid' — what about that?
    29AnonymousSep 22, 2026 22:30
    Re: #21
    Even today, reading nothing but light novels will make you an idiot.
    40AnonymousSep 22, 2026 22:36
    The bald Gundam director [Tomino] lamented that, contrary to his own intentions, he ended up creating a ton of war-loving fans — well, of course he did.
    Look at the kind of people who are still spouting anime trivia well into adulthood.
    45AnonymousSep 22, 2026 22:37
    Re: #40
    The bald Gundam director spouting anime trivia well into old age is exactly what you just described.
    47AnonymousSep 22, 2026 22:37
    Re: #40
    If anything, he's a monster who's been recycling the same old stories for decades straight.
    56AnonymousSep 22, 2026 22:45
    Back when the samurai class was abolished, people probably said the same thing — 'kids these days have never even held a sword, how soft.'
    57AnonymousSep 22, 2026 22:46
    Re: #56
    Only samurai were allowed to carry swords in the first place, though.
    66AnonymousSep 22, 2026 22:56
    If anything, the top of today's school social hierarchy is the 'mild otaku' type (casually into anime/games without being a hardcore nerd).
    67AnonymousSep 22, 2026 22:57
    Re: #66
    Where'd you even get that info?
    69AnonymousSep 22, 2026 22:58
    Re: #60
    Japan's literacy rate is high, but more and more kids can't actually understand what a passage of text means.
    74AnonymousSep 22, 2026 23:02
    Re: #69
    Yeah, the correct-answer rate for junior high schoolers on this was only 38%.
    76AnonymousSep 22, 2026 23:04
    Re: #74
    Without an answer rate from junior high schoolers on a similar question in the past, there's nothing to compare it to.
    78AnonymousSep 22, 2026 23:06
    Re: #76
    No need to compare, really.
    The fact that 40% of them get it wrong is true either way.
    82AnonymousSep 22, 2026 23:08
    Re: #78
    The whole point started from the claim that more kids don't understand what they read, so without a comparison the argument doesn't hold up.
    Maybe the correct-answer rate has always been around 40%.
    80AnonymousSep 22, 2026 23:07
    Japanese is originally a high-context language, where meaning is grasped from context.
    As the brain adapted to that complexity, it also refined a culture of putting yourself in someone else's shoes.
    But at some point, one particular phrase started taking over.
    That phrase is "mendokusai" ("what a hassle").
    The instant the busy brain feels the strain, it goes "ugh, too much hassle" and gives up on reading,
    growing more impatient by the day — and so here we are, watching short videos at 2x speed.
    84AnonymousSep 22, 2026 23:10
    Re: #80
    Apparently, as the TV shows and music that used to be popular across generations, and the culture shared by everyone regardless of age, disappear thanks to internet culture and growing poverty, Japanese itself is shifting from a high-context language toward a low-context one.
    81AnonymousSep 22, 2026 23:08
    In the end, the real question is 'does this hobby have any element that helps with some kind of learning?'
    Manga, novels, and games clearly have the edge, since they involve a lot of exposure to writing skill, the ability to read subtle human emotions, kanji, and so on.
    Videos, on the other hand, cover such a huge range of genres it's hard to generalize — but watching makeup tutorials or food videos probably doesn't broaden your knowledge all that much.
    Also, how someone splits their time between studying and hobbies probably comes down mostly to individual disposition no matter the era — so even a kid glued to manga, games, and videos today would probably have just spent all their time drawing, singing, or chasing girls if they'd been born in the past instead.
    92AnonymousSep 22, 2026 23:15
    Re: #81
    I've always figured otaku have historically had a lot of socially awkward people among them precisely because they're often seriously lacking in the ability to read real-life emotional nuance.
    93AnonymousSep 22, 2026 23:17
    Re: #92
    Isn't it more that socially disadvantaged people tend to lack that ability to read real-life emotional nuance in the first place, and that's what created fertile ground for them to fall into otaku-type hobbies?
    86AnonymousSep 22, 2026 23:11
    It's all poverty's fault, honestly.
    90AnonymousSep 22, 2026 23:14
    Re: #86
    Borrowing books from a library is free, you know.
    91AnonymousSep 22, 2026 23:14
    Society keeps getting more advanced, so why do us worthless humans ("hitokasu" — self-deprecating slang for "human trash") keep getting worse?
    96AnonymousSep 22, 2026 23:20
    Re: #91
    Take muscles, for example — they get built up by lifting heavy things.
    But once technology advances enough that you can just use a machine, you don't need the muscle anymore.
    A more convenient society basically means humans decline.
    97AnonymousSep 22, 2026 23:22
    Re: #93
    So whether it's games or manga, getting absorbed in them doesn't actually build your ability to read emotional nuance, huh.
    100AnonymousSep 22, 2026 23:23
    Re: #97
    Well, yeah.
    No matter how you structure school education, the reality is you can't get low-IQ people to solve calculus.

    Background and Key Points of This Discussion

    The image cited in the thread showing a “38% correct-answer rate” doesn’t come with a clearly stated source, and even within the thread nobody could pin down exactly which survey or which question it’s referring to. It’s a figure that gets brought up often in discussions of declining reading comprehension, but without data on how children in the past scored on the very same question, the conclusion that “reading comprehension used to be better” doesn’t actually follow — a point that was raised within the thread itself, making the difficulty of simple generational comparisons one of the central sticking points. It’s also worth noting that ideas like “game brain” or “Japanese is a high-context language, and its erosion is driving declining reading comprehension” are closer to folk theories than to any broadly agreed-upon academic consensus. The claim that “today’s youth have gone downhill” is itself a stock criticism that resurfaces with every generational shift.

    ※This article was compiled from excerpts and a summary of the 5channel (Nandemo Jikkyo G) thread “Old folks used to say ‘kids raised on games and manga never turn out well’ → turns out they were right…” .

  • Japan’s Average Height Has Stalled for 30 Years While China and South Korea Keep Growing — Netizens: ‘The Gap Is This Big?’

    Korean media picked up a report from Japan’s Nikkei newspaper noting that Japan’s average height has stayed essentially flat since the 1990s, while South Korea and China continue to grow taller. According to 2019 estimates, the average height of 19-year-old men was 172.1cm in Japan versus 175.5cm in South Korea and 175.7cm in China; for women, Japan’s 158.5cm compares to just over 163cm in both South Korea and China — a gap that keeps widening. Japanese height increased significantly over the roughly 100 years since 1896, but growth stalled around the 1990s. On 5ch, users pointed to school lunches, diet, lack of exercise, and sleep habits as possible causes, while others questioned whether South Korea’s and China’s statistics could be trusted — opinion was split.

    On September 20, 2026, the South Korean outlet Asia Economy cited a Nikkei article reporting that Japan’s average height has barely grown since the 1990s, widening the gap with South Korea and China.

    According to estimates published in 2020 in the medical journal The Lancet by the international research group NCD-RisC, the average height of 19-year-old men as of 2019 was 172.1cm in Japan, compared to 175.5cm in South Korea and 175.7cm in China. For women, it was 158.5cm in Japan, 163.2cm in South Korea, and 163.5cm in China.

    Over the roughly 100 years from 1896, the average height of Japanese people rose by 14.6cm for men and 16cm for women. But growth halted once the 1990s arrived, and the average height of 17-year-old boys in recent years, at 170.8cm, is essentially unchanged from the all-time high of 170.9cm.

    Source: recordchina.co.jp / original article here

    7AnonymousSep 22, 2026 22:10
    School lunches are so meager these days, no wonder kids aren't getting enough nutrition.
    9AnonymousSep 22, 2026 22:11
    Then how come every time I order pants from AliExpress they come out comically short? ("choppin-pin" — slangy way of saying way too short/small)
    10AnonymousSep 22, 2026 22:11
    I heard somewhere that on island nations, animals as a whole tend to get smaller.
    Even dinosaurs did.
    11AnonymousSep 22, 2026 22:11
    It's sleep.
    Any kid still awake at 10pm ends up shorter.
    18AnonymousSep 22, 2026 22:12
    Re: #11
    South Korean kids sleep even less than that though.
    14AnonymousSep 22, 2026 22:11
    Whoa, 172cm? That's actually pretty tall.
    79AnonymousSep 22, 2026 22:18
    Re: #14
    Mine's 172.3, so I guess that counts as average.
    17AnonymousSep 22, 2026 22:12
    Is rice the cause?
    Seems like a meat-heavy diet would make people bigger.
    30AnonymousSep 22, 2026 22:13
    Re: #17
    Yeah, exactly.
    Japan's famous for not eating much meat.
    We only eat about 60% as much as other developed countries.
    Meat's expensive here too, so diets skew toward carbs.
    22AnonymousSep 22, 2026 22:12
    K-pop average heights
    180cm RIIZE
    179cm ZEROBASEONE
    178cm ENHYPEN
    178cm BTS
    177cm SEVENTEEN
    177cm ATEEZ
    176cm TREASURE

    Johnny's (Starto) average heights
    178cm Snow Man
    177cm SixTONES
    176cm WEST.
    175cm timelesz
    174cm Kis-My-Ft2
    173cm SUPER EIGHT
    172cm Aぇ! group
    28AnonymousSep 22, 2026 22:13
    Re: #22
    Guess Johnny's idols have gotten taller.
    57AnonymousSep 22, 2026 22:16
    Japan's average height hasn't grown in 30 years
    — actually shrank by 0.1cm

    20231014 ANN NEWS EX (11:56am)
    One household cutting ¥3,700/month from food spending
    Amid a wave of food price hikes…

    20231006 NEWS7 AK (19:00~)
    Rising prices push families toward saving, even on kids' extracurriculars

    CLOSE UP Gendai 20230718 AK (19:30)
    Cutting food spending risks 'undernutrition'!?
    How to protect your health in an 'age of price hikes'

    Gaia no Yoake 20 20230519 TX (22:00)
    [What households cut spending on] (Sony Sonpo survey)
    #1 Groceries #2 Daily necessities #3 Eating out
    69AnonymousSep 22, 2026 22:17
    Re: #57 Correction — source missing from line 1

    20230118 Oshita Yoko's Wide! Scramble EX (11:42am)
    Japan's average height hasn't grown in 30 years
    — actually shrank by 0.1cm
    61AnonymousSep 22, 2026 22:16
    Re: #1
    Chinese-made clothes run ridiculously small, yet they've got the nerve to say this.
    Has to be a lie.
    113AnonymousSep 22, 2026 22:21
    Re: #61
    I run into Chinese and Korean tourists all the time at sightseeing spots, and yeah, they really are tall.
    70AnonymousSep 22, 2026 22:17
    Re: #1
    Because short women are popular (in Japan).
    194AnonymousSep 22, 2026 22:27
    Re: #70
    Could be true.
    People evolve toward whatever body type the opposite sex in their region tends to prefer.
    84AnonymousSep 22, 2026 22:19
    Southeast Asians are getting bigger too.
    Every foreigner who comes to Japan looks huge.
    Taller than me, so probably around 180cm.
    101AnonymousSep 22, 2026 22:20
    Re: #84
    And foreigners have smaller faces too.
    Unlike Japanese people, whose height partly comes from having a big head.
    A 170cm Japanese person is basically a 160cm foreigner.
    127AnonymousSep 22, 2026 22:23
    Japan's average being 172cm…
    is that really true?
    Feels like it should be a bit lower.
    195AnonymousSep 22, 2026 22:27
    Re: #127
    I'd guess the real average is more like 168cm.
    130AnonymousSep 22, 2026 22:23
    No wonder, with lunches that meager lol
    It's way worse than the '90s lol
    The damage from the 'lost 30 years' shows up in all kinds of places lol
    140AnonymousSep 22, 2026 22:24
    Re: #130
    That's what happens when you push for 'free' school lunches.
    160AnonymousSep 22, 2026 22:25
    This is the answer, right?

    Elementary school lunch


    Nursing home meal
    205AnonymousSep 22, 2026 22:28
    Re: #160
    The monthly cost is completely different.
    Even with nursing care insurance discounts, a nursing home still runs about ¥150,000 a month out of pocket.
    175AnonymousSep 22, 2026 22:26
    The food just isn't nutritious enough.
    And don't drink milk —
    it stunts your growth.
    208AnonymousSep 22, 2026 22:28
    Re: #175
    Why though?
    Milk's pretty nutritious.

    Background and Key Points of This Topic

    The NCD-RisC estimates used for international height comparisons come from an academic study that statistically pools health survey data from many countries, and no evidence has been presented to support the thread’s claim that South Korea and China are inflating their numbers. Japan’s height rose rapidly thanks to postwar nutritional improvements but leveled off after the 1990s, and one view holds that once nutrition reaches a certain standard, there’s less room left to grow. South Korea and China, by contrast, saw the dietary shifts tied to economic growth arrive later than in Japan, which some argue is why their populations are still getting taller. Commenters on the thread mostly pointed to cost-cutting on food, the quality of school lunches, and lack of exercise or sleep as causes — but it’s worth noting none of these claims come with direct evidence and remain speculation.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (News Express+) thread ‘Japan’s average height has been flat for 30 years while China and South Korea rise — netizens ask, “Why such a gap?”‘

  • ‘130-Year-Old’ Grandma Found in Thailand — ID Card Lists Birth Year as 1896

    Saeng Mankharat, who lives in a village in northeastern Thailand, has an ID card listing her date of birth as September 18, 1896 — if true, that would make her 130 years old, a full 13 years older than the current record holder for world’s oldest person. Locals have hailed her as a “super-centenarian,” and she’s become an overnight sensation. Over on 5channel, the thread lit up with talk about the reliability of extreme-age claims — from users reminiscing about their own grandparents born in the Meiji era to the case of Shigechiyo Izumi, whose recorded age was reportedly thrown off by a family-registry mix-up.

    ‘130-Year-Old’ Grandma, 13 Years Older Than the World’s Oldest Person — ID Card Reading ‘1896’ Discovered By Chance, Draws Huge Attention in Thailand

    In a quiet village in northeastern Thailand, a “super-centenarian” is now drawing attention.

    The worn ID card belonging to Saeng Mankharat lists her date of birth as “September 18, 1896.”

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Original article here

    4AnonymousSep 22, 2026 20:18
    I'm in my 40s and already want to die lol
    Everything already hurts everywhere — why would I want to live twice this long?
    14AnonymousSep 22, 2026 20:22
    Re: #4
    I'm 38 and feel exactly that, so yeah, I already want to disappear
    16AnonymousSep 22, 2026 20:24
    Re: #4
    Big same
    Your body just suddenly falls apart once you hit your 40s
    34AnonymousSep 22, 2026 20:31
    Re: #4
    Life's funny precisely because creatures like us end up living 120 years
    7AnonymousSep 22, 2026 20:19
    This grandma's 130 too

    https://imgur.com/5foChHO.jpeg
    113AnonymousSep 22, 2026 21:16
    Re: #7
    Ladies like this are gonna end up as the protagonist of Granny GTA someday — what a scary era we live in
    8AnonymousSep 22, 2026 20:20
    Isn't His Excellency older than her though? (a nickname 5ch regulars use for a famously long-lived figure)
    12AnonymousSep 22, 2026 20:22
    Obviously, but 40 years ago when I was in high school,
    having grandparents born in the Meiji era (1868–1912) — mine included —
    wasn't the least bit unusual.
    Before I knew it, they'd basically all disappeared.
    84AnonymousSep 22, 2026 20:58
    Re: #12
    Both my parents worked, so I was raised by my grandma, who was born in the Meiji era
    I loved hearing her stories about her own grandfather fighting in the Boshin War (1868–69)
    Once I asked her to tell me a war story, and she said "the earlier one or the recent one?" I said the recent one, and she started going on about "the Russkies," so I figured she meant the Russo-Japanese War
    Then I saw a photo of her from around the Pacific War era, and she was already a wrinkled old lady — that threw me
    39AnonymousSep 22, 2026 20:38
    Apparently there's only one person left in Japan who was born in the Meiji era
    180AnonymousSep 22, 2026 22:11
    Re: #39
    So Tokugawa Yoshinobu was still alive when they were born.
    197AnonymousSep 22, 2026 22:24
    Re: #39
    Figured it was about time, but wow, down to the last one

    Guess it'll be in the news soon
    44AnonymousSep 22, 2026 20:42
    Seems like the biological limit on human lifespan is around 120 years
    63AnonymousSep 22, 2026 20:49
    Re: #44
    It's not really about biology
    Pathologically speaking, the ceiling is more like 125, and among people alive today, roughly 1 in 10 million might have the potential to live past 120
    47AnonymousSep 22, 2026 20:42
    Isn't she just someone who got time-leaped 30 years into the future by some mysterious power?
    Happens all the time in Thailand
    50AnonymousSep 22, 2026 20:44
    Maybe she was cryogenically frozen for like 30 years?
    59AnonymousSep 22, 2026 20:46
    Re: #50
    And thus, Perfume was born (riffing on the classic "and that's how X was born" meme format, joking she's tied to the J-pop group)
    73AnonymousSep 22, 2026 20:54
    Apparently Shigechiyo Izumi somehow got swapped with his dead brother's family registry at some point, so while he was recorded as living to 120, he was actually only around 105
    77AnonymousSep 22, 2026 20:56
    Re: #73
    This one gives off the same vibe
    Wouldn't be surprised if she's being mixed up with one of her sisters or something
    91AnonymousSep 22, 2026 21:06
    The early chapters of the Bible are full of people living even longer than that
    189AnonymousSep 22, 2026 22:18
    Re: #91
    Japan's earliest emperors were absurdly long-lived too
    93AnonymousSep 22, 2026 21:08
    Re: #8
    "His Excellency"?
    Makes no sense to me
    99AnonymousSep 22, 2026 21:09
    Re: #93
    Can't believe you don't know who His Excellency is
    110AnonymousSep 22, 2026 21:14
    Re: #99
    Guwahahahahahaha
    125AnonymousSep 22, 2026 21:37
    Re: #105
    It's not a title of respect, it's a nickname
    127AnonymousSep 22, 2026 21:38
    1896?! That's basically the Battle of Sekigahara!
    131AnonymousSep 22, 2026 21:39
    Re: #127
    That's off by like 300 years
    136AnonymousSep 22, 2026 21:43
    Re: #127
    More like the era of Commodore Perry
    147AnonymousSep 22, 2026 21:52
    Re: #127
    Guess the Edo period was shorter than I thought!
    155AnonymousSep 22, 2026 21:57
    This is pretty much what 100 years old looks like
    https://img.cf.47news.jp/public/photo/599f34de3890363b87bd17cd47840c15/photo.jpg
    161AnonymousSep 22, 2026 22:01
    Re: #155
    These days there are plenty of sharper, sturdier 100-year-olds
    who can still climb stairs and say their back doesn't even hurt
    194AnonymousSep 22, 2026 22:23
    Apparently when old man Shigechiyo was adopted into another family in his youth, he was made to take over the family registry of their deceased son (also named Shigechiyo), which meant he ended up living his whole life registered as roughly 15 years older than his actual age.
    199AnonymousSep 22, 2026 22:26
    Re: #194
    Ah, so that makes him 105

    Background and Key Points

    Extreme-age claims can’t be confirmed from a single document like an ID card or family registry alone. Certifying bodies such as Guinness World Records typically require not just a birth certificate but a continuous paper trail spanning a person’s entire life, and regions that have seen more upheaval in governance or record-keeping tend to produce more age claims that are hard to verify. The case of Shigechiyo Izumi, which came up in the thread, is a good example: his family registry listed him as 120, but it’s been suggested that because he inherited another, deceased person’s registry through adoption, his recorded age may have been inflated by more than a decade. Likewise, this claim of 130 years can’t be settled by the ID card alone — independent verification will be the key question going forward.

    *This article is compiled as an excerpt/summary of the 5channel (Breaking News Plus) thread “‘130-Year-Old’ Grandma, 13 Years Older Than the World’s Oldest Person — ID Card Reading ‘1896’ Discovered By Chance, Draws Huge Attention in Thailand.”

  • Ranking of Dogs’ ‘Most Tragic Deaths’ Goes Viral on 5ch — Thread Refuses to Reveal #1: ‘It Got Too Heated’

    A thread titled “The Most Tragic Deaths in Dog History: A Ranking” on 5ch’s live-commentary board took off, spawning a lively pile-on of famously doomed dogs — Laika, the Soviet space dog sent up without enough fuel to return; a dog from Pompeii buried by a pyroclastic flow; a dog found mummified inside a felled tree trunk 20 years after it got trapped there. But once the countdown reached #8, someone dropped an ill-timed political joke into the thread, sending it off the rails. The original poster wrapped up with “Not announcing #1 — things got too heated,” and the final ranking was never revealed.

    1AnonymousSep 22, 2026 21:14
    #8 — The Kidnapped Chihuahua (Japan)
    In February 2026, a Chihuahua waiting in a car for its owner at the Ebina service area was stolen along with the vehicle, then dumped in a river to destroy the evidence.
    Its body was later recovered.
    2AnonymousSep 22, 2026 21:15
    #7 — The Anamaro Family (Japan)

    ──More precious than my own life
    The family I want to protect
    The Mightiest ♡ Anamaro Family

    Left inside a car in blazing heat and effectively baked alive
    In just two hours, the Anamaro family was wiped out

    75AnonymousSep 22, 2026 21:51
    Re: #2
    There are parents out there who leave the kids they carried and gave birth to in a hot car, so yeah, figured dogs would get the same treatment.
    87AnonymousSep 22, 2026 22:01
    Re: #2
    Bonus points for the owner actually posting photos of the corpse.
    3AnonymousSep 22, 2026 21:15
    #6 — Taro, Jiro, and the Rest of the Pack (Japan)

    22 sled dogs abandoned in Antarctica
    Left behind with only about two months' worth of food.

    Only the two pack leaders, Taro and Jiro, made it out alive. The remaining 20 were later found reduced to bones — believed to have resorted to cannibalism amid the food shortage before meeting a grim end.

    So sad.

    70AnonymousSep 22, 2026 21:44
    Re: #3
    Can bodies even get reduced to bone in Antarctica, where there aren't any microbes?
    4AnonymousSep 22, 2026 21:15
    #5 — Pompeii-ine (Rome) (a pun combining "Pompeii" with inu, Japanese for "dog")

    A dog unearthed in Pompeii, the city famous for being buried by a pyroclastic flow.

    The pose is so dynamic you can practically hear it screaming "AAAH, IT'S HOT!!!" as it burned to death — brutal.

    5AnonymousSep 22, 2026 21:15
    #4 — Stuckie (USA)

    A dog discovered inside a felled tree.
    Believed to have gotten trapped in a hollow in the trunk roughly 20 years earlier and died there.

    Even mummified, its agonized expression still conveys just how horrific its death must have been.

    11AnonymousSep 22, 2026 21:18
    Re: #5
    This is the death I'd least want.
    89AnonymousSep 22, 2026 22:02
    Re: #5
    Looks like it could be a JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Stand.
    6AnonymousSep 22, 2026 21:16
    #3 — Zippei

    The mascot dog of the popular morning show ZIP!.

    His vocal cords were removed because his barking was too loud, and after being shipped all over the country for appearances, a staff mistake left him locked in a car with the AC off — he baked to death.

    "The nation's beloved pooch" sounds nice, but the reality was pure tragedy.

    23AnonymousSep 22, 2026 21:22
    Re: #6
    Brutal. That dog actually went out like that?
    116AnonymousSep 22, 2026 22:35
    Re: #6
    The fact that the memorial book had a hot dog illustration in it is unbelievably messed up.
    8AnonymousSep 22, 2026 21:16
    #2 — Laika (Russia)

    The astro-pooch who rode a Soviet-built rocket into orbit.

    She was, in effect, the very first dog to venture into space.

    But no fuel was provided for the return trip, so — in more ways than one — she became "the dog who never came home."

    Her remains, with no one to mourn beside her, are still drifting through space to this day.

    13AnonymousSep 22, 2026 21:19
    Re: #8
    She's basically evolved into a Space Dog by now.
    17AnonymousSep 22, 2026 21:20
    Re: #8
    Actually, that's false —

    Communication from Sputnik 2, which carried Laika, cut out on November 10th, and the craft ultimately burned up re-entering the atmosphere on April 14, 1958, 162 days after launch.
    19AnonymousSep 22, 2026 21:21
    Re: #8
    It's just big in scale — doesn't really feel "tragic" so much. Plus, it was a genuine achievement.
    9AnonymousSep 22, 2026 21:17
    What about the dog that died in the Tacoma Narrows Bridge collapse in the US?
    12AnonymousSep 22, 2026 21:19
    Figured they weren't gonna reveal #1 anyway, but it was fun so I'll let it slide.
    14AnonymousSep 22, 2026 21:19
    Cats are fine, but leave the dogs out of this.
    18AnonymousSep 22, 2026 21:20
    Re: #14
    JoJo's Araki!! (referring to Hirohiko Araki, creator of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure)
    16AnonymousSep 22, 2026 21:20
    What about Shinzo-kun (USA)?
    21AnonymousSep 22, 2026 21:21
    Re: #17
    Honestly this one feels even sadder.
    91AnonymousSep 22, 2026 22:10
    Re: #21
    Apparently the insulation failed and it basically got steamed to death right after launch, so that still counts.
    32AnonymousSep 22, 2026 21:26
    Since the thread's getting heated, I'll skip announcing #1.
    33AnonymousSep 22, 2026 21:27
    Not revealing #1 since the thread's on fire — dog happens (a play on "koto mo aru," meaning "such things happen," with "dog" swapped in for a laugh).
    35AnonymousSep 22, 2026 21:27
    Why did it end up trapped inside the tree in the first place?
    45AnonymousSep 22, 2026 21:31
    Re: #35
    This dog had been stuck inside a tree's hollow — the hole in the trunk's core — since around 1960, for roughly 20 years, until loggers finally found it.

    It's believed to have been a hunting dog that chased some small animal in through the base of the tree, got trapped in the hollow, and died there.

    The tree's tannin content is thought to have acted as a natural preservative afterward, leaving it perfectly mummified. Reported by outlets including allthatsinteresting.com.
    36AnonymousSep 22, 2026 21:27
    I just wanted to know
    what was inside
    the bonus prize───
    61AnonymousSep 22, 2026 21:41
    Why did the "Mightiest" Anamaro Family lose despite being the mightiest?
    67AnonymousSep 22, 2026 21:43
    Re: #61
    What about the dog that was supposedly all of creation itself, yet still lost to a bullet?
    69AnonymousSep 22, 2026 21:44
    Re: #61
    You can't beat the sun.
    If anything, I respect it for even trying.
    72AnonymousSep 22, 2026 21:45
    Where's #1 already?
    103AnonymousSep 22, 2026 22:17
    Re: #72
    You already know, right? It's the American dog. Quit being mean! *rage*
    78AnonymousSep 22, 2026 21:52
    Why do humans get so hung up on "how" someone died?
    What you actually think of in your final moment is surely "how you lived."
    88AnonymousSep 22, 2026 22:01
    Re: #78
    But Yorushika sang, "because the value of a life is in how it ends," so…

    Background and Key Points

    Laika was a symbol of the Cold War space race. The Soviet Union initially claimed she “survived until re-entry and was then euthanized,” but it was officially revealed in 2002 that she had actually died within hours of launch due to overheating inside the capsule. The Pompeii dog’s dynamic pose is essentially a byproduct of the casting technique pioneered by 19th-century excavator Giuseppe Fiorelli, who poured plaster into the cavities left behind as bodies decomposed, reconstructing their final forms. In the thread, a scientific question was raised about the dogs abandoned in Antarctica — whether skeletonization can occur in an environment without microbes — but no clear answer was reached. In cold, dry conditions, freeze-drying and UV-driven tissue breakdown can expose bone even without microbial activity. Note that toward the end of the thread, a post mocking an assassination sparked backlash and the discussion turned hostile; that exchange has been omitted from this article.

    *This article is compiled as an excerpt and summary of the 5ch (Nandemo Jikkyo G) thread “[Shocking] The Ranking of the Most Tragic Deaths in Dog History Is Finally Revealed wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.”

  • Toda Keiko’s Solo ‘Kimigayo’ Earns Praise—But Her Breathing Spot Sparks Debate

    On September 19, 2026, at the opening ceremony of the Aichi-Nagoya Asian Games — the first Games held in Japan in 32 years — local-born actress Keiko Toda gave a solo performance of the national anthem ‘Kimigayo.’ While her singing itself drew widespread praise, questions arose on X over where she took a breath in the lyrics — specifically between ‘sazare’ and ‘ishi no’ — sparking a debate after critics argued that since ‘sazareishi’ (small pebbles) is a single word, splitting it with a breath ‘just doesn’t sound right.’ On 5ch, reactions ranged from musical opinions on the breathing point, to broader takes on the performance itself, to criticism based on her age.

    Tue, 9/22, 6:35 PM

    On September 20, a fierce debate broke out on X over how ‘Kimigayo’ should be sung. It started on September 19, when the Aichi-Nagoya Asian Games — the first Games held in Japan in 32 years — opened, and local-born actress Keiko Toda gave a solo rendition of the anthem at the opening ceremony. That’s when people began weighing in on her ‘breathing point’ during the song.

    “Amid the outpouring of praise for Toda’s singing, questions were raised online about her taking a breath between ‘sazare’ and ‘ishi no’ in the lyrics. Some pointed out that since ‘sazareishi’ is a single word, breaking it up with a breath doesn’t make sense,” (entertainment reporter)

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Original article here

    2AnonymousSep 22, 2026 18:40
    Because watching an Osaka night-view video channel on YouTube is way more fun than watching Peace-kun from Omiya Park.
    6AnonymousSep 22, 2026 18:41
    > Critics are erupting, saying this is basically 'Go, Go, Numbskull!' (a jab riffing on 'Go, Anpanman!' — the character Toda voices)

    LMAO
    8AnonymousSep 22, 2026 18:42
    Eikou Kano: "O-ver, the, Rain, bow" (referencing the comedian's infamously choppy rendition of "Over the Rainbow")
    9AnonymousSep 22, 2026 18:43
    I learned the correct breathing point in school music class, though.
    10AnonymousSep 22, 2026 18:44
    Would 'Kin-ta (breeeath) -ma' not work just as well?' (a joke likening the odd breath split to breaking up "kintama," slang for testicles)
    11AnonymousSep 22, 2026 18:45
    Stuff like this usually never turns into a real debate anyway.
    13AnonymousSep 22, 2026 18:45
    If taking a breath after 'sazare' lets her sing more steadily,
    then that's probably the better call.
    15AnonymousSep 22, 2026 18:46
    That's basic common sense if you're singing the national anthem.
    Then again, Toda Keiko isn't a professional singer.
    16AnonymousSep 22, 2026 18:46
    Barely anyone watched, so there's no real debate happening. Stop spreading fake news.
    17AnonymousSep 22, 2026 18:46
    Kobukuro: "Getting flamed over just a breath?" (the duo is famous for their long breath control)
    21AnonymousSep 22, 2026 18:48
    Here we go again with some nonsensical nitpick lol

    They're saying 'don't split up sazareishi!' but is it fine to tear the actual national anthem itself apart into pieces?
    How you sing it should be up to the singer.
    If you want to complain that badly, go legislate an official 'Kimigayo Singing Method' and decide the 'correct' way to sing it.
    So dumb.
    57AnonymousSep 22, 2026 19:24
    Re: #21
    You're right.
    22AnonymousSep 22, 2026 18:48
    "Cosmos-kun, with…" (mimicking the same odd word-splitting joke, applied to a pop lyric)
    52AnonymousSep 22, 2026 19:15
    Re: #22
    "Amid the cosmos, with you…" (i.e., splitting the words the correct way)
    31AnonymousSep 22, 2026 18:52
    A pro wouldn't split it that way,
    but let's not ask for too much.
    32AnonymousSep 22, 2026 18:52
    The only thing going for this song is that it's short.
    33AnonymousSep 22, 2026 18:52
    My middle school teacher taught me this one.
    34AnonymousSep 22, 2026 18:53
    Oh, Keiko Toda huh

    If it were Haruka Tomatsu, now that'd be a steal.
    35AnonymousSep 22, 2026 18:53
    Who gives a damn about this.
    The media should be grilling the organizers over how badly this tournament is being run instead.
    48AnonymousSep 22, 2026 19:12
    Re: #1
    Wasn't there a really terrible national anthem performance a while back?
    Who was that again?
    50AnonymousSep 22, 2026 19:14
    Re: #48
    The pitch's tricky, right?
    It jumps up out of nowhere.
    49AnonymousSep 22, 2026 19:13
    Honestly, I think even pros
    can easily go off-key on this one.
    63AnonymousSep 22, 2026 19:29
    Re: #49
    Apparently it sounds more authentic when it's not sung on a Western scale.
    58AnonymousSep 22, 2026 19:25
    Just don't breathe at all, problem solved.
    60AnonymousSep 22, 2026 19:27
    Re: #58
    Guess we'll just get AI to sing it from now on.
    62AnonymousSep 22, 2026 19:29
    Re: #1
    This right here is why voice actors shouldn't sing.
    67AnonymousSep 22, 2026 19:32
    Re: #62
    Then don't make ordinary citizens sing it either.
    71AnonymousSep 22, 2026 19:34
    Well, at her age and with her career,
    you'd hope she'd already know this.
    75AnonymousSep 22, 2026 19:35
    Re: #67
    You get that splitting up 'sazareishi' — a single word — just feels wrong to any Japanese person, right? You wouldn't split 'sayonara' into 'sayo' and 'onara' (fart), would you?
    86AnonymousSep 22, 2026 19:50
    Re: #1
    By that logic, they'd probably complain about the breath break in ZARD's 'Makenaide' too — the line 'donna ni wa na~re~te temo' ('no matter how far apart').
    87AnonymousSep 22, 2026 19:53
    Re: #86
    Since the actual line is 'hanaretetemo' ('even if we're apart'), maybe splitting it is intentional wordplay to mirror being apart?

    Background and Key Points of the Debate

    Kimigayo was officially designated Japan’s national anthem under the Act on National Flag and Anthem, enacted in 1999, but there is no official standard governing exactly where singers should breathe while performing it. School music classes often teach students to sing ‘sazareishi’ without a break, but in actual solo or choral performances, the breathing point can vary depending on a singer’s technique and vocal range — so even professional singers don’t always agree on the ‘right’ way to do it. On the thread, discussion ranged from musical arguments over whether the breath break was appropriate, to criticism of the performance itself sparked by that complaint, to mockery aimed back at the critics for ‘picking a fight over nothing.’ Some replies escalated into political name-calling — labeling people ‘netto uyoku’ (right-wing internet trolls) or ‘communists’ — but this piece leaves out those personal attacks and political flame wars, focusing instead on the exchange over the breathing-point debate itself.

    *This article is compiled from excerpts and a summary of the 5ch (Geino/Sports News+) thread “Keiko Toda’s Solo Rendition of ‘Kimigayo’ at the Asian Games Opening Ceremony Draws Praise, But Sparks Debate Over Where She Breathes.”

  • Giants Hit 60 Losses on Extra-Inning Walk-Off Loss to Hiroshima — Acting Manager’s Strategy Splits Fans

    In the September 22, 2026 game between Hiroshima and the Yomiuri Giants, Hiroshima won on a walk-off hit by Katsuta with one out and the bases loaded in the bottom of the 11th, denying the Giants a fourth straight win and handing them their 60th loss of the season. Starter Togo battled through five innings allowing just one run, but after Izumiguchi, Dalbec, and Oshiro strung together three straight hits in the 7th to tie the game, Sakamoto, pinch-hitter Maru, and Sasahara all failed to come through in the very next at-bats, and the Giants couldn’t retake the lead. Afterward, acting manager Hashigami admitted his frustration, saying, “We needed to turn it around in that inning.” On 5ch, opinions split between fans who questioned the decision not to call for a sacrifice bunt in that spot, and defenders who argued he’s “doing well for someone just filling in.” The same day also saw chatter about other ballparks, including Nakajima Takuya’s tearful infield single in his Nippon-Ham retirement game.

    1AnonymousSep 22, 2026 19:25
    Previous thread
    Giants Acting Manager 147
    4AnonymousSep 22, 2026 19:26
    [Hiroshima] Fresh start with a walk-off win over the Giants! Third straight losing season already locked in. Katsuta delivers the dramatic hit from a bases-loaded, one-out situation in the 11th. Tamamura goes into the 7th allowing 1 run. Five relievers combine for no runs.
    https://news.yahoo.co.jp/articles/34d7e2eeebc6d1715e7a2ba6e50532c97eaba2a6

    [Giants] Nightmare walk-off loss ends bid for 4 straight wins… hit 60 losses. Akahoshi surrenders the heartbreaking hit to Katsuta. Three straight hits off Izumiguchi tie it in the 7th. Funasako escapes a bases-loaded, two-out jam. Togo goes 5 innings, 1 run allowed.
    https://news.yahoo.co.jp/articles/31092f722135a0f2ebcf3b528bec4083ff2c5a05
    5AnonymousSep 22, 2026 19:26
    It'll probably be Yoshinobu Takahashi.
    Unlike last time when he clearly didn't want the job, he seems weirdly fired up this time.
    Hitting coach Matsui will come with him.
    Probably Masaki Saito and Shinichi Murata too.
    6AnonymousSep 22, 2026 19:26
    Tanaka's got real presence.
    He's like a mini Murakami.
    8AnonymousSep 22, 2026 19:27
    Jingu gives up a homer at Jingu, lmaooo (wordplay on the pitcher's name matching Jingu Stadium)
    9AnonymousSep 22, 2026 19:27
    Tanaka: 2 homers in 63 at-bats
    Ishizuka: 0 homers in 111 at-bats

    Come on Ishizuka, give us something.
    10AnonymousSep 22, 2026 19:27
    2319 panics, pulls the starter too early, and loses lol
    12AnonymousSep 22, 2026 19:28
    Still a chance! Go Yakult!
    13AnonymousSep 22, 2026 19:28
    Kyuji (Fujikawa) is bungling the bullpen management again, so there's still a chance lol
    16AnonymousSep 22, 2026 19:28
    Giants acting manager Hashigami: "We needed to turn it around in that inning" — laments the missed chance right after tying the game. First game of a 4-game set sees 8 pitchers used in a gutting loss: "We need to refocus."

    Acting manager Hashigami reflected on the 7th-inning at-bat with the score 0-1: "The gist of it was that we really needed to turn things around in that inning. Unfortunately, we only managed to tie it, and that's the disappointing part."

    Hiroshima starter Tamamura had held the Giants to just two hits through the 6th, but the heart of the order — Izumiguchi, Dalbec, and Oshiro — strung together three straight hits to tie the game.

    That knocked Tamamura out of the game. With a real shot at taking the lead, Sakamoto, pinch-hitter Maru, and Sasahara all made outs against reliever Turnock. Hashigami looked back on it: "I didn't expect us to score easily. But the momentum was there — we'd just tied it that inning, and it felt like we had a shot to go ahead. Unfortunately, the momentum seemed to stall right there."
    https://news.yahoo.co.jp/articles/cd2689c9ab8cdabb49e7b602d7f9aea28958d2fd
    18AnonymousSep 22, 2026 19:29
    Re: #16
    Later, I'm busy with Jingu right now
    24AnonymousSep 22, 2026 19:31
    Re: #16
    To sum up: it's on Sakamoto, Maru, and Sasahara for not getting the go-ahead hit.
    41AnonymousSep 22, 2026 19:40
    Re: #16
    That comment sounds like he's talking about someone else's team.
    There was plenty he could've done strategically.
    20AnonymousSep 22, 2026 19:29
    TAMIYA IS HEEERE━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━!! (classic 2ch hype expression, lit. "it's here!!")
    23AnonymousSep 22, 2026 19:30
    Can Nippon-Ham come back from 0-5 in Nakajima Takuya's retirement game lol
    27AnonymousSep 22, 2026 19:31
    They should've had Sakamoto bunt right there.
    No way he was coming through that many times.
    31AnonymousSep 22, 2026 19:34
    Nakajima Takuya infield single, HERE IT COMES━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━!!
    32AnonymousSep 22, 2026 19:34
    Thought it was over at 4-0, but it's 6-4 now — there's still a game left in this one
    33AnonymousSep 22, 2026 19:35
    Today's the day to cheer for Yakult while crying
    34AnonymousSep 22, 2026 19:35
    Sprinting all-out for an infield single in your retirement game, that's classy lol
    38AnonymousSep 22, 2026 19:39
    Is this the chance-theme song? This one's cool too ("chante" = walk-up music played during a scoring chance)
    40AnonymousSep 22, 2026 19:40
    You've gotta shut down guys like Omori, Tatsumi, and Nahara easily — that loss is on you.
    Why are you getting flustered by these guys?
    47AnonymousSep 22, 2026 19:43
    No point getting your hopes up.
    Yakult's gonna lose anyway.
    48AnonymousSep 22, 2026 19:43
    https://pbs.twimg.com/media/HSz17OBbIAAzVEk.jpg
    49AnonymousSep 22, 2026 19:44
    Won't Hashigami just quit on his own once the season's over, without even waiting for the Climax Series?
    He's already got that "please, no more" look on his face.
    He's only filling in reluctantly because of Abe in the first place — getting hammered like this, it's no wonder he'd feel like he can't take it anymore.
    50AnonymousSep 22, 2026 19:44
    The 3rd-generation Nissan Leaf debuts as the bullpen car! (a pun: "Leaf" and "relief" sound alike in Japanese)
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TQrp2YeapKU
    51AnonymousSep 22, 2026 19:45
    Hashigami doesn't really need to win the pennant, so it is what it is.
    Still, I think he's done well for an acting manager.
    52AnonymousSep 22, 2026 19:45
    I think it was 7 years ago against the BayStars — late in a game with a 1-run lead, they had Sakamoto bunt even though he already had 35 home runs at that point (it worked out in the end with a Maru sac fly and an Okamoto solo shot).

    I don't remember much criticism about that at the time (maybe I just missed it), but if you had a hitter like that bunt today, it'd be a firestorm of criticism.
    54AnonymousSep 22, 2026 19:46
    [Nippon-Ham] Retirement game: Nakajima Takuya cries at the plate — grinds out an infield single on his third at-bat with a runner on second and no outs, Es Con Field roars
    https://news.yahoo.co.jp/articles/8d4274464cb43f0eb55fc6f093ec3fe02e3329dd
    57AnonymousSep 22, 2026 19:47
    If Sakamoto had bunted, they might've just intentionally walked pinch-hitter Maru.
    58AnonymousSep 22, 2026 19:47
    I think Hashigami's done well to get this far.
    The "Giants Acting Manager" title should serve him well going forward too.
    59AnonymousSep 22, 2026 19:47
    Anyway, Shibata really does look like Ohtani lol
    61AnonymousSep 22, 2026 19:48
    If only Sakamoto's at-bat had come around while pitcher Endo was still in
    62AnonymousSep 22, 2026 19:48
    The acting manager's genuinely doing well.
    If "Unagi" (nickname, lit. "eel") were in charge, going .500 would've been considered good, honestly.
    66AnonymousSep 22, 2026 19:49
    [Hanshin] Manager Fujikawa's painful gambit — pulls pitcher Ito Masashi right after sending him up to bat, a move made with a close game in mind?
    https://news.yahoo.co.jp/articles/037b7e930ce45a8a892deb0f2c3fea7fc3935f46
    68AnonymousSep 22, 2026 19:53
    Tokai Radio commentator Tsutomu Wakamatsu
    Praises Encarnacion for changing the team
    69AnonymousSep 22, 2026 19:53
    82AnonymousSep 22, 2026 19:58
    Yokohama Stadium

    ZOZO Marine Stadium

    Es Con Field
    86AnonymousSep 22, 2026 19:59
    Sounds like it'll be Yoshinobu Takahashi next year though
    89AnonymousSep 22, 2026 20:01
    Re: #86
    If that's the case, it'd be fun if Hiroshima brought back Ogata too.
    He'd probably want to wipe out the disgrace from his last stint.

    Background and Points of Debate

    With this loss, the Giants reached 60 losses on the season, and as noted in comment #4, the result against Hiroshima also locked in a third straight losing (B-Class) finish. The man at the helm, Hiroshi Hashigami, is serving as “acting manager” in place of manager Shinnosuke Abe, and opinions in the thread split over his in-game decisions. Some questioned why he let his hitters swing away instead of calling for a sacrifice bunt in the at-bat right after the team tied the game in the 7th, while others argued that “for someone just filling in, he’s done more than enough” — making this more than a simple case of second-guessing a bad call. The fact that his post-game comments sidestepped direct discussion of the strategy itself also seems to have fed some of the frustration. True to the flavor of this kind of live-discussion thread, chatter about other ballparks — including Nakajima Takuya’s retirement game and the Nippon-Ham game — wove through the same thread that day as well.

    Note: This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Hello! Project board) thread “Giants Acting Manager 148.”

  • Kirin Cup Japan Squad Numbers Revealed: Matsuki Kuryu Gets ’19,’ Tanaka Ao Back to ’17,’ Kubo Takefusa Back to ’20’

    The Japan national football team has announced its squad numbers for the Kirin Challenge Cup 2026 and Kirin Cup Soccer 2026, including the September 24 match against Uruguay. First-time call-up Matsuki Kuryu got “19,” Tanaka Ao — who wore “7” at the World Cup — returned to his old “17,” and Kubo Takefusa, who wore “8” at the same tournament, went back to “20.” On 5ch’s Geinou/Sports Newsflash+ board, the discussion centered less on the numbers themselves and more on the state of the defense, manager Moriyasu’s selection criteria, and how to handle struggling players like Kubo Takefusa and Shiogai Kento, with opinions split over how to judge Tanaka Ao’s strong form in the Premier League.

    The squad numbers for the Japan national team heading into the Kirin Challenge Cup 2026 and Kirin Cup Soccer 2026 have been decided.

    First-time call-ups Nakano Shuto got “2,” Matsuki Kuryu “19,” Saito Shunsuke “29,” and Tanimura Kaina “31.” Tanaka Ao, who wore “7” at the FIFA World Cup 2026, is back in “17,” and Kubo Takefusa, who wore “8” at the same tournament, is back in “20” — both returning to numbers they’d worn before. The full squad numbers are as follows.

    ▼GK

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Original article here

    3AnonymousSep 22, 2026 19:34
    Re: #1

    ⚽ Japan National Team Schedule

    Aichi Asian Games — Men's Football
    9/20 (Sun) 19:30~
    Japan vs Kyrgyzstan 🇰🇬
    📺 TBS

    Aichi Asian Games — Men's Football
    9/23 (Wed) 19:30~
    Japan vs Thailand 🇹🇭
    📺 TBS

    Kirin Cup
    9.24 (Thu) 19:05~
    Japan vs Uruguay 🇺🇾
    Q&A Stadium Miyagi
    📺 Fuji TV

    Kirin Cup
    9.28 (Mon) 19:25~
    Japan vs Venezuela 🇻🇪
    Edion Peace Wing Hiroshima
    📺 Nippon TV

    Kirin Cup
    10.1 (Thu) 19:10~
    Japan vs Ecuador 🇪🇨
    Yokohama International Stadium
    📺 TBS network

    Kirin Cup
    10.5 (Mon) 19:30~
    Japan vs Panama 🇵🇦 or New Zealand 🇳🇿
    National Stadium
    📺 TV Asahi
    79AnonymousSep 22, 2026 20:59
    Re: #3
    Leeds cracking the Big 6 table, lol
    Ao's a beast 😳
    https://imgur.com/4TgmWjr.jpeg

    Apparently if you tally points from December 2025 to now, Leeds sit 5th in the Premier League

    That stretch includes the period since Tanaka Ao scored against Chelsea and Liverpool,
    when he was starting every match and winning nonstop,
    so it looks like Tanaka Ao contributed a huge chunk of those points

    ✌🐶✨
    85AnonymousSep 22, 2026 21:05
    Re: #79
    Tanaka Ao's been outstanding again this season — Man of the Match, back-to-back goals, and assists too.
    There's data showing his win rate as a starter is insanely high.
    6AnonymousSep 22, 2026 19:35
    The defense looks thin.
    Straight-up Asian-level quality, honestly.
    7AnonymousSep 22, 2026 19:38
    They should just call up more center-backs from the J-League.
    Moriyasu really lacks flexibility.
    8AnonymousSep 22, 2026 19:39
    Tomiyasu has withdrawn from the national team, and goalkeeper Zion Suzuki has a strained side too.
    9AnonymousSep 22, 2026 19:41
    If only they'd made it to the round of 16 at the World Cup…
    people would be paying a lot more attention now.
    11AnonymousSep 22, 2026 19:43
    Never thought that after 8 years under Moriyasu, Kubo still wouldn't have developed enough to take the No. 10 shirt away from Doan.
    24AnonymousSep 22, 2026 19:58
    Re: #11
    No. 7 is actually the best number — being obsessed with No. 10 is an old-timer thing, from the generation that grew up watching Ramos and Kimura Kazushi.
    18AnonymousSep 22, 2026 19:48
    Whatever happened to guys like Chase Anri and Fukuda Shio? And Nakajima too?
    28AnonymousSep 22, 2026 20:01
    Re: #18
    Chase has basically vanished in Austria — not even clear if he's making the bench.
    Fukuda's finally starting to get starts in the German second division, but he hasn't scored, so he'll probably get dropped back to the bench soon.
    Who's Nakajima?
    23AnonymousSep 22, 2026 19:55
    Moriyasu's too obsessed with the prestige of the 'Big 5' European leagues — he's devaluing the J-League.
    25AnonymousSep 22, 2026 19:59
    Re: #23
    Well yeah, if you dangle the carrot of 'go overseas and I'll call you up,' that's exactly what you get.
    26AnonymousSep 22, 2026 19:59
    I don't think you need to pick a guy just because he's in a Big 5 league if he's not performing consistently.
    Guys like Kubo, Ito, Sato, Itakura, and Shiogai are in no position to be at the national team right now.
    31AnonymousSep 22, 2026 20:05
    Shiogai isn't even playing well — why does he keep getting picked?
    38AnonymousSep 22, 2026 20:09
    Re: #31
    The favoritism slot (5ch slang for a pick based on connections rather than form).
    36AnonymousSep 22, 2026 20:08
    Just put Shiogai in the starting XI already.
    40AnonymousSep 22, 2026 20:09
    Re: #36
    They'll start him in the Brazil match.
    39AnonymousSep 22, 2026 20:09
    I've got a feeling Kubo gets dropped once the manager changes.
    I'd rather they use younger players than guys who aren't producing results for their clubs.
    43AnonymousSep 22, 2026 20:13
    Re: #39
    Won't happen — Oiwa's the one taking over.
    The reason they won't bring in a foreign manager is that the JFA finds a Japanese one easier to control.
    52AnonymousSep 22, 2026 20:25
    What number was Tomiyasu supposed to get?
    84AnonymousSep 22, 2026 21:04
    Re: #52
    No. 22 — it's listed as vacant now.
    53AnonymousSep 22, 2026 20:27
    Feels like the national team itself has already peaked.
    The wingers used to be the strength, but that's faded.
    The defensive midfield has grown to compensate, I think,
    but since that doesn't directly boost the attack, some decline is unavoidable.
    58AnonymousSep 22, 2026 20:32
    Re: #53
    I don't think you actually know this, but the data (MLS analysis for GK, Bayern academy analysis for central midfielders) shows the positions that really move the points needle are goalkeeper and central midfield — not wingers.
    And with Zion Suzuki's growth, plus defensive midfield being Japan's most competitive position right now, the team hasn't really weakened overall when you add it up.
    59AnonymousSep 22, 2026 20:32
    Re: #53
    They should just use Tanaka Ao as an inside midfielder.
    It's baffling that Moriyasu plays him as the No. 6 (holding midfielder).
    54AnonymousSep 22, 2026 20:28
    Among this call-up —

    In good form:
    Zion Suzuki, Suzuki Yuto, Doan Ritsu, Ueda Ayase, Nakamura Keito, Sano Kaishu, Sano Kota, Tanaka Sou, Kamada Daichi, Watanabe Go, Saito Shunsuke

    In terrible form:
    Hayakawa Tomoki, Itakura Ko, Ando Tomoya, Maeda Daizen, Kubo Takefusa, Shiogai Kento, Sato Ryunosuke
    56AnonymousSep 22, 2026 20:30
    Re: #54
    Tanaka Ao's in incredible form in the Premier League — Man of the Match, back-to-back goals, assists — so why isn't he on the list?
    60AnonymousSep 22, 2026 20:32
    There's no successor to Ito Junya.
    Doan's too slow these days, so he's been demoted to wingback.
    Kubo's growth has stalled.
    Nobody's been able to pick up the torch.
    64AnonymousSep 22, 2026 20:36
    Re: #60
    In terms of contribution to the national team, even Doan ranks below Ito.
    As for Kubo, he can't produce the numbers, so he's not even in the conversation.
    78AnonymousSep 22, 2026 20:58
    Re: #60
    There are players with a playing style close to Ito Junya's, but they probably won't get called up until Oiwa becomes manager.
    66AnonymousSep 22, 2026 20:39
    Guys who never get picked, for some reason:

    Fukui at Arouca ← a 22-year-old defensive midfielder doing well in the Portuguese league
    Nikki at Union ← a starting center-back for a club sitting top of the Belgian league
    71AnonymousSep 22, 2026 20:48
    Re: #66
    Nothing changes until the manager does.
    Honestly, I've had enough of Poichi (Moriyasu's nickname).
    8 years of looking at the same face — I'm sick of it.
    76AnonymousSep 22, 2026 20:52
    Starting Tanaka Ao again? Are they serious?
    86AnonymousSep 22, 2026 21:05
    Re: #76
    Of course they're starting Tanaka Ao — he's in incredible form in the Premier League. Do you know nothing about football?
    80AnonymousSep 22, 2026 21:00
    Don't need the guy who was the scapegoat for the Brazil match.
    89AnonymousSep 22, 2026 21:13
    Re: #80
    Even the official UK ratings marked Tanaka as the culprit.
    'E' stands for an error leading to a goal, and Tanaka's got one against his name.

    This is from the stats officially used by the English FA, the same system used for things like Mitoma's Team of the Week picks.
    https://imgur.com/NOrY7EF.jpeg

    The key point is that nobody got an 'E' for the first goal conceded.
    That means when no one's clearly at fault for a goal, they don't assign an 'E' at all.
    So the fact that Tanaka has an 'E' means the second goal conceded was clearly down to him.

    Background and Talking Points

    The Kirin Cup is held every year as a set of squad-strengthening friendlies, and squad numbers are usually decided by individual player preference and convention. Tanaka Ao and Kubo Takefusa reverting to numbers different from the ones they wore at the World Cup falls well within that normal tournament-to-tournament practice and isn’t especially unusual. What actually divided the thread wasn’t the numbers themselves but manager Moriyasu’s selection policy — criticism that he “prioritizes Big 5 league players too much” coexisted with criticism that “underperforming players based overseas should be dropped.” Views on Tanaka Ao split between critics citing British media rating data and others pointing to his strong form in the Premier League, but neither side laid out the full picture of the primary source, so it’s best not to take either claim alone as settled fact.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Geinou/Sports Newsflash+) thread “[Football] Kirin Cup squad numbers decided! First-timer Matsuki Kuryu gets “19,” Tanaka Ao “17,” and Kubo Takefusa “20” — back to familiar numbers.”