Author: Japan Reacts Editorial

  • Ramen Jiro Sparks Backlash for Letting Adult Film Star Work the Kitchen — 5ch: “They Could Get Sued for This”

    Video and photos showing a Ramen Jiro location letting an adult film actress work the kitchen and serve customers spread across social media, sparking discussion on 5ch. According to posts, the actress in question is said to be a longtime regular at the shop, and appears to have worked the kitchen with the owner’s blessing. The thread split between those who saw no issue (“if she’s a regular, who cares,” “it’s the owner’s call, no problem”) and critics (“special treatment like this is off,” “unfair to regular customers with no explanation”), with additional nitpicking over hygiene and her attire while serving.

    2AnonymousSep 23, 2026 15:57


    4AnonymousSep 23, 2026 15:58
    I mean, she probably got to sleep with him afterward, right?
    6AnonymousSep 23, 2026 15:58
    This girl's got a seriously disciplined body, huh.
    8AnonymousSep 23, 2026 15:59
    Feels like lately the industry keeps imploding over stuff nobody even needed to do.
    9AnonymousSep 23, 2026 15:59



    Jiro's done for…
    83AnonymousSep 23, 2026 16:16
    Re: #9
    Forget the bangs, the beard's just down to his own personal taste, love it or hate it.
    10AnonymousSep 23, 2026 16:00
    You're a pig, don't go complaining about the feed.
    12AnonymousSep 23, 2026 16:00
    At her level of regular attendance, she's probably memorized everything the kitchen assistants do without even being taught.
    15AnonymousSep 23, 2026 16:01
    Re: #12
    Then let us fat guys (pigs) into the kitchen too, please.
    14AnonymousSep 23, 2026 16:01
    But don't guys who eat at Jiro love adult video actresses anyway? 🥺
    16AnonymousSep 23, 2026 16:01
    Don't care either way since I never go
    I keep hearing it tastes like garbage anyway.
    20AnonymousSep 23, 2026 16:02
    The people bashing this don't really seem like Jiro's usual customer base.
    22AnonymousSep 23, 2026 16:02
    The staff there always act like horndogs anyway
    Not like the Jinbocho location.
    29AnonymousSep 23, 2026 16:02
    Re: #22
    What do you mean, "act like"?
    23AnonymousSep 23, 2026 16:02
    If you've got a problem with it, why not become a Jiro shop owner yourself and ban adult actresses
    What authority do you have over work someone else does at a business someone else runs?
    43AnonymousSep 23, 2026 16:06
    Re: #23 The hair thing has nothing to do with her being an adult actress.
    26AnonymousSep 23, 2026 16:02
    Jiro's kitchen is filthy and the staff don't care about their hair either — this just makes that visible. I get the "don't give her special treatment" argument, but the hair complaint is just nitpicking.
    38AnonymousSep 23, 2026 16:04
    She's been a regular for 10 years, so it's not really a big deal
    I'd get being annoyed if she were just some rando horning in once, but that's not the case here.
    45AnonymousSep 23, 2026 16:07
    Re: #38
    Then they should let the other regulars in too and market themselves as a friendly shop — otherwise this is just a dirty old man thing.
    49AnonymousSep 23, 2026 16:08
    Re: #45
    Nothing wrong with being a dirty old man, is there
    I never thought twice seeing kebab shop guys give special treatment only to women either.
    53AnonymousSep 23, 2026 16:09
    Re: #45
    Just get permission, no big deal
    It's nothing new for Jiro shops to cut regulars some slack.
    42AnonymousSep 23, 2026 16:06
    That's Momonogi Kana — she's been a Jiro regular for a while, isn't this just a YouTube shoot or something?
    67AnonymousSep 23, 2026 16:11
    Re: #42
    Well, obviously — nobody's going there to make ramen on their own personal time.
    50AnonymousSep 23, 2026 16:08
    It's not like she even made the portions served to actual customers, so people saying "I wouldn't want to eat it" makes no sense.
    76AnonymousSep 23, 2026 16:13
    Re: #50
    It means they don't want to eat from the same batch she touched.
    52AnonymousSep 23, 2026 16:09
    So now people are gonna start showing up saying "let me in the kitchen too," aren't they?
    How would they even turn those guys down?
    60AnonymousSep 23, 2026 16:10
    Re: #52
    If you're paying, I'm sure they'd let you in.
    63AnonymousSep 23, 2026 16:10
    Re: #52
    There are plenty of ways to say no, it's the owner's call
    "No way I'm letting you in" — nothing wrong with that either.
    64AnonymousSep 23, 2026 16:10
    Re: #52
    If you can show there's some benefit to it, they'll probably say yes.
    54AnonymousSep 23, 2026 16:09
    This could get them sued
    66AnonymousSep 23, 2026 16:11
    Re: #49
    If that were the shop's stance from the start, no problem
    But when they act all high-and-mighty with customers and then pull this… it's like a teacher lecturing you with a boner, creepy.
    77AnonymousSep 23, 2026 16:14
    Re: #66
    Didn't realize you had such a lofty image of Jiro
    It's always been "I'm the owner, I make the rules" since way back, so letting his favorite into the kitchen tracks just fine.
    79AnonymousSep 23, 2026 16:15
    Following the shop's rules is just etiquette, right?
    So follow them, or leave if you don't like it — that's all there is to it.
    86AnonymousSep 23, 2026 16:16
    Re: #79
    That's my image of it too, so if the shop's okay with it, it's fine by me
    It's not like that comedian who turned it into a book without permission and got banned from every location.
    100AnonymousSep 23, 2026 16:23
    I can always root for adult actresses who see themselves as being at the bottom, a bit disreputable
    But I hate the ones who get the wrong idea and start modeling wedding dresses or standing in Jiro's kitchen.
    104AnonymousSep 23, 2026 16:25
    Re: #100
    What world are you living in where wedding dresses and Jiro's kitchen are the same thing
    I get not wanting adult actresses used for products aimed at young women, but Jiro's kitchen is basically the same as an actress doing promo work at a pachinko parlor.
    110AnonymousSep 23, 2026 16:28
    Re: #100
    I feel that
    I just wish they'd recognize the line between sunlight and shadow (know their place).

    Background and Discussion Points

    Ramen Jiro is a ramen chain where individual shop owners wield a lot of discretion, known for its own customs around customer service and favors for regulars, and its kitchens have long had a different culture around hygiene and appearance than other restaurants. What split opinion in this thread wasn’t so much whether special treatment itself is acceptable, but rather whether outsiders have any right to weigh in given that it’s the owner’s call — a clash of values specific to Jiro culture over whether convenience for regulars or fairness to general customers should take priority. It should also be noted that who exactly worked the kitchen remains speculation within the thread and has not been confirmed as fact.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Live Newsflash General) thread “[Video] Ramen Jiro Under Fire for Letting Adult Film Star Work the Kitchen wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.”

  • Kuwata’s ‘140 km/h to the Outside-Low Corner Is Enough’ Sparks Pitch-Speed Debate

    Masumi Kuwata, the former Yomiuri Giants and PL Gakuen ace, reportedly said, “You don’t need a 150 km/h fastball. If you throw 140 km/h to the outside-low corner, you can get batters out,” and the remark became a hot topic on 5ch. Kuwata himself was known during his playing days as a pitcher who relied on control and curveballs rather than velocity, so the comment fits with his long-held philosophy. On the thread, some users agreed, citing pitchers like Wakui and Yamamoto Masa who got outs through being “hard to hit” rather than sheer speed, while others pushed back, pointing to cases like Seibu’s Haneda, who throws over 150 km/h but hasn’t found success, arguing that “these days, you’re nothing without velocity.” Opinions were split over whether speed or control matters more.

    1AnonymousSep 23, 2026 14:56
    Seriously?
    3AnonymousSep 23, 2026 14:58
    These days it'd have to be 155 km/h to the outside-low corner.
    4AnonymousSep 23, 2026 14:58
    Maybe that's only true if you've got sharp movement on it.
    Guys like Wakui were only throwing a bit over 140 in his prime, but people said he was "fast and unhittable" anyway.
    5AnonymousSep 23, 2026 14:59
    That wouldn't fly nowadays
    Unless you've got a really unusual delivery or spin rate.
    6AnonymousSep 23, 2026 15:00
    Guess this could shut down the "Tokuryu" too then (slang for Japan's loosely-organized, internet-recruited crime rings).
    8AnonymousSep 23, 2026 15:00
    In the Pacific League, even control-type lefties are hitting close to 150 km/h these days.
    9AnonymousSep 23, 2026 15:02
    Kuwata should've made the point that a 150 km/h fastball right down the middle isn't that much easier to hit than a 140 km/h one painted perfectly on the outside-low corner.
    11AnonymousSep 23, 2026 15:06
    Because of this, whenever Murata got in trouble he started setting up outside-low for everything.
    12AnonymousSep 23, 2026 15:06
    Nobody throws fastballs low anymore anyway.
    13AnonymousSep 23, 2026 15:06
    A 140 km/h fastball that doesn't get hit beats a 150 km/h fastball that does, obviously.
    18AnonymousSep 23, 2026 15:09
    Re: #13
    Spoken like a true former baseball club member, Shinjiro.
    14AnonymousSep 23, 2026 15:06
    Combining it with pitch sequencing and changes of speed might make it work, but it's easier said than done.
    15AnonymousSep 23, 2026 15:07
    I don't think that alone was ever enough, then or now.

    Though I think the point was more like 'if you had the control to consistently hit 140 km/h on the outside-low corner…'
    17AnonymousSep 23, 2026 15:08
    If a batter opens up his hips early, he'll still hit even a pitch painted perfectly on the outside corner.
    20AnonymousSep 23, 2026 15:10
    I wonder how someone like Kitabeppu would've done in today's game.
    21AnonymousSep 23, 2026 15:10
    Kuwata also had his curveball, and his control was on a completely different level from today's pitchers.
    22AnonymousSep 23, 2026 15:11
    Could guys like Nobuyuki Hoshino or Yamamoto Masa have still succeeded in today's game?
    25AnonymousSep 23, 2026 15:12
    Re: #22
    I feel like Masa would still make it work.
    23AnonymousSep 23, 2026 15:11
    Didn't Kuwata himself throw close to 150 in his prime?
    24AnonymousSep 23, 2026 15:12
    It's kind of like Hanshin's Murakami
    Tops out at 150 km/h but averages more like 145, yet still racks up plenty of strikeouts.
    27AnonymousSep 23, 2026 15:12
    This was back when throwing even 145 km/h got you called a 'power pitcher.'
    34AnonymousSep 23, 2026 15:16
    Re: #27
    The measurement methods were different back then, so an old-school 145 km/h reading might easily have topped 150 by today's standards.
    35AnonymousSep 23, 2026 15:17
    Re: #34
    Next you'll be telling me Eiji Sawamura was throwing 160 km/h.
    38AnonymousSep 23, 2026 15:18
    Re: #35
    Kaneda was apparently hitting 170 km/h, but Sawamura's era is anyone's guess.
    39AnonymousSep 23, 2026 15:18
    Kuwata's MLB ERA was actually worse than Ichiro's numbers over there, you know.
    41AnonymousSep 23, 2026 15:20
    Re: #39
    His NPB batting stats beat Kazushige Nagashima's, at least.
    44AnonymousSep 23, 2026 15:24
    Kuwata doesn't strike me as someone who dominated enough to be making claims like this.
    46AnonymousSep 23, 2026 15:26
    Re: #44
    Late in his career he shut down Ikawa with a mediocre 140 km/h fastball and won the ERA title, so he's got that on his record.
    58AnonymousSep 23, 2026 15:36
    He got shelled constantly in his later years though, so that argument has zero credibility.
    70AnonymousSep 23, 2026 15:50
    Throwing 160 km/h with no control is useless, so control really is the most important thing after all.
    80AnonymousSep 23, 2026 16:01
    Re: #70
    Well, Seibu's Haneda isn't getting it done, so…

    If you can hit 150 km/h low, you can get outs.
    If you're going up in the zone, you need 155.
    If your control is terrible, none of it matters.
    That's roughly how it looks right now.
    81AnonymousSep 23, 2026 16:01
    Re: #70
    That said, if you've got control but no velocity, you'll just keep getting hit and giving up runs.
    In modern baseball, velocity is king.
    79AnonymousSep 23, 2026 16:01
    But apparently this actually works if you're a lefty.
    82AnonymousSep 23, 2026 16:03
    Re: #79
    Haneda throws 162 km/h and it's still not working for him at all.
    It's not that simple.
    86AnonymousSep 23, 2026 16:07
    First off, throwing fastballs low is amateur hour.
    Fastballs are harder to hit up in the zone.
    Breaking balls are what you keep low.

    When players get coached by old-guard types stuck on outdated ideas like this,
    they end up fading away without ever using even half their talent. It's sad.
    91AnonymousSep 23, 2026 16:11
    Re: #86
    In Japan, where there are a lot of short, weak-armed hitters, I do think outside-low is the safe bet.
    95AnonymousSep 23, 2026 16:12
    Re: #86
    Takahashi Kona tried that and wasted a full two years on it.
    He still hasn't gotten back to his best form.

    In an era where batters can drill against pitching machines endlessly, a flat 150 km/h fastball is just a target.
    94AnonymousSep 23, 2026 16:12
    Is outside-low actually hard to hit?
    100AnonymousSep 23, 2026 16:19
    Re: #94
    It's hard for the umpire to see clearly from his angle, so he'll call strikes even on pitches the batter could never reach.

    Background and Key Points of the Debate

    During his playing days, Masumi Kuwata was known as a pitcher who got batters out through sequencing — mixing in curveballs and shuuto — and precise control rather than raw velocity, and this remark appears to reflect that same philosophy. On the thread, opinions split between “even 140 km/h is hard to hit if it’s placed on the edge of the zone” and “in modern baseball, velocity itself is a weapon, and control alone won’t cut it.” Posters cited both hard-throwers like Seibu’s Haneda who haven’t produced results despite their velocity, and pitchers like Wakui and Yamamoto Masa who got outs through factors other than speed. One easy misunderstanding is that this isn’t a claim that “velocity doesn’t matter” — as pointed out in posts #80 and #81, several users noted that velocity and control only really work together, which is closer to where the thread as a whole landed than a simple either/or. It was also noted that old-era radar readings used a different measurement method, so a 145 km/h reading back then may well have exceeded 150 km/h by today’s standards.

    ※This article is compiled and summarized from the 5ch (Nandemo Jikkyo G) thread “Kuwata: “You don’t need a 150 km/h fastball. If you throw 140 km/h to the outside-low corner, you can get batters out”.”

  • World Leadership Poll: Japan Ranks #2 Behind Canada — 5ch: “Japan’s Always Playing Suneo (the Sidekick)”

    In a poll of 34 countries commissioned by the Rockefeller Foundation, Canada came in first and Japan second among countries seen as best suited to play a leading role in the world. At the same time, the survey also revealed strikingly low trust in both the United States and China. On 5ch, reactions were mixed: some asked just what field Japan could actually lead in, others pointed to its cultural clout through anime, and still others were skeptical given Japan’s economic stagnation — opinions split sharply over how to read the ranking.

    Support for a leading global role: Japan ranks 2nd behind Canada, as trust in the US and China clearly declines

    In a poll conducted across 34 countries, Canada received the strongest support as the country best suited to play a leading role in the world, with Japan coming in second.

    Meanwhile, the survey also exposed low levels of trust in the United States and China.

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Original article here

    2AnonymousSep 23, 2026 16:01
    Watching Osaka night-view video channels on YouTube beats watching Peace-kun at Omiya Park any day (Peace-kun is a livestream mascot cam at the park).
    23AnonymousSep 23, 2026 16:06
    Japan, a leading role?
    What exactly can it point to?
    What field could it possibly lead in?
    27AnonymousSep 23, 2026 16:07
    Re: #23
    Apparently when foreigners visit Japan, they realize how brutal life back home really is 🤣
    24AnonymousSep 23, 2026 16:06
    Anime is a genuine positive influence on humanity.
    55AnonymousSep 23, 2026 16:13
    Re: #24
    Don't go mixing up the fantasy Japan that lives in otaku daydreams with the real one.
    71AnonymousSep 23, 2026 16:16
    Re: #24
    They say the more educated someone is, the more anime they watch — so the world's elites probably do have a rosy fantasy of Japan.
    32AnonymousSep 23, 2026 16:09
    Japan's always in the Suneo position (the sidekick who tags along with the strong instead of leading), so of course it's not built for leadership. No wonder it never produces leaders — the national character is basically the opposite of what leadership takes.
    43AnonymousSep 23, 2026 16:11
    Re: #32
    Some clueless Chinese commentator: "There's no way Japan can lead the TPP without the US and China — either pull the plug before you embarrass yourselves, or let China in."
    https://www.recordchina.co.jp/b184395-s0-c10-d0135.html

    ↓

    CPTPP sees a growing line of countries wanting to join, becoming a "pillar" of free trade
    https://www.jiji.com/jc/article?k=2026080900162&g=eco
    53AnonymousSep 23, 2026 16:13
    Losing out to Canada, huh.
    Maybe it's just a geography problem?
    58AnonymousSep 23, 2026 16:13
    Honestly, there's a good chance AI ends up as a god ruling over humanity anyway.

    Though it's less that AI goes off and does something on its own, more that humans are the ones turning AI into a god.
    72AnonymousSep 23, 2026 16:16
    Re: #58
    And Japan is the one that AI seems to love.

    https://www.itmedia.co.jp/news/article/2604/30/1260430025/
    Why do some AI models fixate on "Japanese culture"? European research team reveals how outputs from models like "4o-mini" skew toward Japan
    64AnonymousSep 23, 2026 16:15
    Re: #53
    Before we even get to winning or losing, does anyone actually know what this ranking is measuring?
    66AnonymousSep 23, 2026 16:15
    Re: #64
    If it's about who's footing the bill, Japan would be dead last.
    77AnonymousSep 23, 2026 16:17
    Re: #66
    That's not what I meant… I'm just asking what the survey actually asked people.
    85AnonymousSep 23, 2026 16:18
    For better or worse, Canada and Japan both have deep ties to the US and China, so they're the ones stuck with "you two figure it out."
    94AnonymousSep 23, 2026 16:19
    Re: #85
    Isn't that more of an Australia thing?
    100AnonymousSep 23, 2026 16:20
    Surprising result, but I bet there's some agenda behind it.
    107AnonymousSep 23, 2026 16:22
    It's basically the classic scene where the popular kids saddle the quiet, unpopular girl with "hey, you be class president."
    113AnonymousSep 23, 2026 16:24
    Re: #107
    Yeah, that's exactly the image that comes to mind lol
    115AnonymousSep 23, 2026 16:24
    A country that can stand up to America, one that can actually speak its mind — that's admirable.

    More than can be said for "Hop-hop" over there.
    123AnonymousSep 23, 2026 16:25
    Re: #115
    Pretty sure the rest of the world doesn't see it that way.
    117AnonymousSep 23, 2026 16:24
    Asked an AI about it — apparently in last year's 2025 survey Japan was dead last at 34th lol

    The reason given this time: as US-China tensions escalate and the threat from Russia deepens, global expectations have surged for countries that avoid extreme clashes with either bloc and value a rules-based international order and peace — i.e., stable middle-power democracies.
    127AnonymousSep 23, 2026 16:26
    Re: #117
    That has to be nonsense. Have they not seen how Japan's currently picking fights with China while sucking up to America nonstop?
    130AnonymousSep 23, 2026 16:27
    This is just part of the "Japan is amazing" PR push — you can spin numbers like this however you want.

    Smartphones? Japan's phone industry basically died ages ago. And all those LCD TV factories, plasma TV factories they built — where did that end up going?

    Meanwhile Japan's food self-sufficiency rate has dropped drastically this whole time.

    There's no way it's in any kind of leadership position — whoever came up with this must be out of their mind.
    144AnonymousSep 23, 2026 16:31
    Re: #130
    Same deal as "Japanese anime is a worldwide sensation!!!" being hyped everywhere, while somehow Japanese anime studios keep going bankrupt in the red, and animators can't afford to live or are working themselves to death and even committing suicide.
    Why's the reality this grim when it's supposedly so popular worldwide lol
    146AnonymousSep 23, 2026 16:32
    Canada used to be America's #1 lapdog, and somehow it's become the world's #1 anti-America country — that's genuinely wild.
    152AnonymousSep 23, 2026 16:33
    Re: #146
    Canada's a globalist's lapdog — mainly the UK's.
    155AnonymousSep 23, 2026 16:33
    Re: #146
    Put another way, even Canada's gone anti-America, so why is Japan still playing America's lapdog?
    215AnonymousSep 23, 2026 16:46
    Re: #146

    But get this — the guy running the show holds triple citizenship as a globalist lol, hilarious

    Background and Key Points of This Topic

    This poll, commissioned by the Rockefeller Foundation, appears to measure not GDP or military strength but international goodwill and trust — essentially whether a country is seen as fit to take on a global leadership role. Since that’s a different yardstick from economic or military rankings, it isn’t necessarily contradictory for countries like Canada and Japan to place near the top. Still, in the 5ch reaction thread this distinction wasn’t always made clear, and the first question raised was what concrete field Japan could actually lead in. From there, opinions split between those citing Japan’s cultural reach — through anime and the tendency of some AI models to skew toward Japanese culture in their outputs — as reasons for the ranking, and those skeptical of it given Japan’s declining food self-sufficiency and stagnant domestic industry. The debate ultimately came down to disagreement over just what standard the ranking was based on.

    ※This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Breaking News+) thread “Support for a global leadership role: Canada ranks #1, Japan #2 — trust in the US and China declines, per Rockefeller Foundation-commissioned poll.”

  • ‘Midnight Diner’ Returns October 20 With the Same Old Regulars — 5ch: ‘Are You STILL Eating?’

    It has been decided that the new series of the drama Midnight Diner, starring actor Kaoru Kobayashi, will air from October 20 in the “Dramaism” slot on the MBS/TBS network, and the full cast of 21 performers has been announced all at once. Based on the manga of the same name by Yaro Abe (with cumulative sales of 9 million copies), the series has run since 2009, and it has now been revealed that regular cast members such as Yutaka Matsushige and Joe Odagiri will return. On 5ch, in light of the show’s earlier stint streaming exclusively on Netflix, comments included reactions like “so it’s back on terrestrial TV,” praise for the idea that the show only really works as a late-night program, and posts expressing genuine attachment to the theme song and the regular characters.

    Oricon 2026-09-23 12:00

    It has been decided that the new series of the drama Midnight Diner, starring actor Kaoru Kobayashi, will air from October 20 in the “Dramaism” slot (every Tuesday late night, among other times) on MBS, TBS, and affiliated stations, and the cast has been announced all at once.

    Midnight Diner is based on the manga of the same name by Yaro Abe, known as one of Japan’s quintessential “food” comics with over 9 million copies sold worldwide across the series. It was first adapted into a drama in 2009 starring Kobayashi. Set in a small eatery called “Meshiya” tucked away in a corner of the entertainment district, the show weaves together small stories born at the counter as a variety of customers — differing in gender, age, and circumstance — pass through the shop.

    Source: oricon.co.jp / Read the original article here

    3AnonymousSep 23, 2026 15:05
    This is a textbook example of a show that got ruined once Netflix got its hands on it.
    4AnonymousSep 23, 2026 15:05
    Please don't change the opening theme song.
    21AnonymousSep 23, 2026 15:13
    Re: #4
    Right?

    Whoever picked that song had incredible taste.
    Though he's already passed away.
    5AnonymousSep 23, 2026 15:07
    Same cast as ever, huh.
    They're really showing their age now.
    6AnonymousSep 23, 2026 15:07
    Once something becomes a hit, Japanese creators will milk it dry till the day they die.
    8AnonymousSep 23, 2026 15:07
    So it crawled back to terrestrial TV from Netflix, huh.
    9AnonymousSep 23, 2026 15:07
    The master, played by Kaoru Kobayashi.
    Regulars like Mansaku Fuwa, Yutaka Matsushige, the trio of office ladies, and Joe Odagiri really left an impression.
    10AnonymousSep 23, 2026 15:08
    Nah, who cares about this, just bring back 'Izakaya Shinkansen' already.
    12AnonymousSep 23, 2026 15:08
    What would they serve instead of the pork miso soup set meal in China or Korea?
    22AnonymousSep 23, 2026 15:14
    Re: #12
    Asked an AI — apparently braised pork belly (China) and loach soup (Korea).
    18AnonymousSep 23, 2026 15:13
    Wonder if he'll hit it off with the proprietress of the restaurant.
    19AnonymousSep 23, 2026 15:13
    It was great to hear You (the actress/singer, not the pronoun) belt it out at full power.
    45AnonymousSep 23, 2026 15:25
    Re: #19
    In the way, in the way… par-don my in-tru-sion.
    23AnonymousSep 23, 2026 15:15
    Why do they air it so late at night?
    If they put it in the Friday 10pm slot ('Kin-10,' a prime late-evening drama timeslot), they could probably pull double-digit ratings.
    30AnonymousSep 23, 2026 15:21
    Re: #23
    People must tell you you're often a little off, huh?
    44AnonymousSep 23, 2026 15:25
    Re: #23
    It airs from around 1:26am to 1:56am.
    They call it 'Midnight Diner.'
    Do viewers actually show up at that hour? Well, turns out, they do.
    24AnonymousSep 23, 2026 15:17
    Is this supposed to be set in Shinjuku's Golden Gai?
    47AnonymousSep 23, 2026 15:26
    Re: #24
    In the drama it's actually set in the fictional town of Yomogi-cho.
    By the way, the beer is the fictional 'Nadeshiko Beer.'
    25AnonymousSep 23, 2026 15:17
    I like Joe Odagiri, but I really don't like his character in this show.
    26AnonymousSep 23, 2026 15:17
    As far as 'food dramas' go, this feels less like genre TV and more like a prestige anthology series carried by its cast of great actors.
    29AnonymousSep 23, 2026 15:19
    Mayumi-chan, who's basically the heroine in the original manga but has never shown up in the drama, might finally appear.
    31AnonymousSep 23, 2026 15:21
    Oh, Kaoru Kobayashi is still alive.
    Wonder who I was mixing him up with.
    40AnonymousSep 23, 2026 15:23
    Re: #31
    Ken Hagiwara? Keizo Kanie? Ren Osugi? Eiji Okuda? Tetta Sugimoto?
    32AnonymousSep 23, 2026 15:22
    Matsushige's a big name, but honestly I'd rather they cast actors I don't recognize.
    33AnonymousSep 23, 2026 15:22
    This is the one that got bought up by Netflix and ended up feeling off.
    They don't get that it was popular precisely because it was a late-night drama.
    34AnonymousSep 23, 2026 15:22
    Matsushige and Joe Odagiri are both back too, that's impressive.
    I love the flavor Kosuzu brings to it.
    Wonder if the Ochazuke Sisters are still single 😳
    35AnonymousSep 23, 2026 15:22
    Wouldn't it be great if Goro Inogashira showed up at the diner too?
    39AnonymousSep 23, 2026 15:23
    I love that detective who talks in a thick regional dialect.
    41AnonymousSep 23, 2026 15:24
    What would happen if they did a crossover with 'Lonely Gourmet' (Kodoku no Gurume)?
    42AnonymousSep 23, 2026 15:24
    What about the wandering street musician Morio Agata, and the food critic — the butter-rice guy?
    49AnonymousSep 23, 2026 15:27
    Besides Marilyn, Chu-san, and Kosuzu, there are other 'Lonely Gourmet' actors in this too, like the guy from Karaiyo.
    50AnonymousSep 23, 2026 15:27
    Local yakuza Ryu (played by Yutaka Matsushige)

    Are you still eating?
    52AnonymousSep 23, 2026 15:28
    Re: #50
    He basically only eats red fish sausages and sweet rolled omelette.
    53AnonymousSep 23, 2026 15:28
    If Tsunekichi Suzuki's 'Omohide' doesn't play, it just won't feel right.
    This seems headed for a flop.
    Why not just leave it as it was in 2009?
    54AnonymousSep 23, 2026 15:29
    The episode with the cat-rice kid was so sad 🥲
    58AnonymousSep 23, 2026 15:31
    Once it became a Netflix exclusive, its popularity tanked and it looked headed for cancellation.
    Did they finally cut ties with those guys?
    65AnonymousSep 23, 2026 15:38
    Wait, Yutaka Matsushige is in this too lol
    Is it the same kind of deal as when Rui Yoshida showed up in 'Lonely Gourmet'?
    72AnonymousSep 23, 2026 15:44
    Re: #65
    I recall he was also in 'Wakako-zake.'
    74AnonymousSep 23, 2026 15:48
    Re: #65
    Matsushige has been in this since Part 1, Episode 1, back in 2009.
    'Lonely Gourmet' didn't start until 2012.
    This one came first.
    79AnonymousSep 23, 2026 15:55
    Re: #65
    He's a regular playing a yakuza, come on.

    Background and key points of this discussion

    Midnight Diner began in 2009 in the “Dramaism” slot on MBS/TBS, and partway through the series Netflix joined as a streaming partner. In the thread, comments lamenting that “it lost that late-night-drama feel once Netflix got involved” appeared alongside others welcoming the news that the show is returning to the same broadcast slot this time — an interesting split over whether streaming or terrestrial TV suits the show better. There’s also a bit of confusion worth clearing up: some posts assumed Yutaka Matsushige’s appearance was a cameo-style nod similar to Rui Yoshida’s role in “Lonely Gourmet,” but Matsushige has actually been a regular since the very first episode in 2009 — meaning Midnight Diner predates “Lonely Gourmet” (which began in 2012), not the other way around. It’s also worth noting that comments describing the returning cast in terms of “aging” or “milking a hit for all it’s worth” are jabs at the franchise’s production approach, not personal attacks on the cast members themselves.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Entertainment/Sports News+) thread “New series of the drama ‘Midnight Diner’ announced — all 21 cast members revealed at once, broadcast start date decided, regulars galore.”

  • Miyazaki Kotsu Hires Its First Filipino Bus Drivers to Fight Staff Shortage — 5ch: “It’s Just That the Pay Is Too Low”

    Miyazaki Kotsu (Miyazaki City) has hired three Filipino men as “specified skilled worker” foreign nationals — its first such hires — to address a severe shortage of bus drivers. The three, aged 21 to 26, already passed the intermediate level of the Japanese Language Proficiency Test before arriving in Japan. Starting in November they’ll attend driving school aiming for the Class 2 large-vehicle license, with plans to debut as bus drivers from September next year onward; their stay is capped at six years. On 5ch, commenters repeatedly argued “it’s not a labor shortage, the pay is just too low,” with opinions split over whether to prioritize better pay and conditions or bringing in foreign workers.

    Facing a severe shortage of bus drivers, Miyazaki Kotsu (Miyazaki City) has hired three Filipino men in their twenties as specified skilled workers — the company’s first such hires. They will spend roughly a year learning Japanese traffic manners and bus driving skills, with plans to debut as bus drivers from September next year onward.

    The three are Martos Joshua Rebueno (21), Felisianohans Luis Meras (24), and Castillo Rani Lumasac (26). They were selected through a Tokyo-based staffing agency with ties to the Philippines. Their acceptance period runs for up to six years. All three reportedly passed the intermediate level of the Japanese Language Proficiency Test before coming to Japan.

    Starting around November, they will attend driving school, with the immediate goal of obtaining the Class 2 large-vehicle license needed to carry passengers by bus before the year is out. From next year, they’re expected to undergo in-house training for revenue service driving.

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Original article here

    2AnonymousSep 23, 2026 13:10
    It's not a labor shortage — the pay is just too low
    31AnonymousSep 23, 2026 13:28
    Re: #2
    Raise wages
    ↓
    Fares have to go up
    ↓
    Ridership drops
    ↓
    Losses keep piling up, wasting tax money (a private bus company would just axe the route)
    ↓
    Unprofitable routes get cut, game over



    In the city, where ridership is high, bus driver pay needs to go up

    But out in the boonies where ridership is low, there's no need to raise driver pay
    If you don't like it, quit — scrapping unprofitable routes is the right call



    Eventually fully autonomous AI vehicles will take over, and taxi/bus drivers will become unnecessary

    Japan's way behind, but AI taxis are already running overseas
    In the Middle East, test flights for AI flying taxis have even wrapped up, and they're moving toward practical use
    96AnonymousSep 23, 2026 14:49
    Re: #2
    Three years as a fixed-term contract worker on near-minimum wage, with no pay for standby time
    Cause an accident and you're fired — that's a bus driver's life
    After that comes
    Quasi-regular employee
    Then regular employee
    Even once you get there, cause an accident and your bonus gets cut
    For repairs under 100,000 yen, everyone just pays out of pocket to avoid the accident paperwork
    97AnonymousSep 23, 2026 14:50
    Re: #2
    Nah, the pay's actually good — for what Japanese people are capable of
    10AnonymousSep 23, 2026 13:13
    A rural bus driver job sounds like solid, stable work — and they're still short-staffed?
    55AnonymousSep 23, 2026 13:51
    Re: #10
    Low pay, long binding hours
    That's why they're short-staffed — some drivers work 13 days straight
    Only fools take this job
    21AnonymousSep 23, 2026 13:22
    At a local school's lunch popularity poll, bibimbap once beat out curry for first place.
    It was supposed to be a story about the local school lunch center refining the recipe into a fan favorite…
    But apparently the phone complaints were intense. "How dare you serve food from an enemy nation!"
    angry calls reportedly flooded the school and the lunch center.
    121AnonymousSep 23, 2026 15:14
    Re: #21
    Curry (as in, from India)
    28AnonymousSep 23, 2026 13:25
    Is being a bus driver actually a bad deal?
    They're always striking, so
    I figured it was a good job
    43AnonymousSep 23, 2026 13:35
    Re: #28
    Osaka's prefectural bus drivers used to be paid quite well, but Hashimoto slashed their pay across the board.
    89AnonymousSep 23, 2026 14:32
    Re: #28
    Bus drivers at publicly-run bus operators in the city get good pay
    Bus drivers at local government or private bus companies get pay that's neither high nor low


    It's just a job where you drive, that's all
    113AnonymousSep 23, 2026 15:06
    By the way, they say a Japanese person who moved to Australia ended up earning more than they did working in Japan,
    while a German who worked in Japan ended up earning less than they did back in Germany.
    Both are articles you can find with a quick search.

    Does a worker's productivity really rise or fall just from crossing a border?

    No, it doesn't

    The real deceit is trying to make you believe productivity numbers translate cleanly and directly to individual workers' pay —
    that's the con being run by the people who won't actually raise wages and just keep lying about it.
    116AnonymousSep 23, 2026 15:11
    Re: #113
    It's always the otaku types who love anime and Japanese culture saying "I came to Japan even though my pay went down, because I wanted to live here."
    I've never seen anyone say they came to Japan because they could earn more than back home.
    115AnonymousSep 23, 2026 15:09
    Japan also has this weird public sentiment that won't tolerate strikes, so wages probably won't rise.
    Naturally, management wants to work people at the bare legal minimum
    If Japanese people won't take the job, turning to Filipino workers is a natural next move.
    128AnonymousSep 23, 2026 15:19
    Re: #113
    Japanese people are useless even if they go abroad
    They never got debate training in compulsory education, and working efficiently isn't something you pick up overnight

    Re: #115
    Germany doesn't strike either
    It's not just Japan
    133AnonymousSep 23, 2026 15:21
    Re: #115
    That's not it
    Wages don't rise in Japan because workers' rights are too strong
    Japan has the strictest dismissal regulations in the world
    Japan is the only country in the world where there isn't even monetary settlement in lieu of reinstatement

    So there's no labor mobility or competition, which means companies can't grow — and there's no need to raise wages in the first place
    211AnonymousSep 23, 2026 16:20
    Re: #115
    Maybe because labor unions are weak
    They're not organized by occupation/trade either
    175AnonymousSep 23, 2026 15:55
    > 161
    > For Japan to become wealthy in the first place, Japanese companies have to beat foreign companies, right?

    I'm talking about how the employees of "Japanese companies" would stop being Japanese people

    If every employee at a Japanese company were foreign, maybe it could beat foreign companies — but that's premised on Japanese companies hiring foreigners
    180AnonymousSep 23, 2026 15:58
    Re: #175
    The working-age population is shrinking, so this is a perfect fit
    Plus competent foreign workers boost companies' competitiveness
    What's the problem

    Foreigners pay taxes too, you know?
    If competent foreigners work at Japanese companies, that means Japan gets to use competent foreigners as its own workforce
    182AnonymousSep 23, 2026 16:00
    Re: #180
    At that rate, the Japanese people will go extinct
    183AnonymousSep 23, 2026 16:01
    Re: #182
    They won't go extinct
    Plenty of countries have smaller populations than Japan
    203AnonymousSep 23, 2026 16:14
    Re: #182
    They won't go extinct
    It just means the share of Japanese nationals in the total population goes down

    Also, since pre-war emigrants to Latin America and elsewhere have descendants (Nikkei) living abroad, even if the Japanese state were to disappear, the Japanese people as an ethnicity wouldn't.
    185AnonymousSep 23, 2026 16:03
    Fix this idiotic pay system where you don't get paid for restraint time you're not actually driving during
    Bring in foreigners and they'll just quit too, you know?
    193AnonymousSep 23, 2026 16:08
    Re: #185
    Just work a side gig during the downtime
    Japanese people are needlessly serious and waste time following the rules, but foreigners will figure out a way to work it
    Well, maybe that's quietly what's expected too, even if nobody says it out loud
    Foreigners are more flexible than Japanese workers, and easier to let go if problems come up, so of course companies want to hire them
    195AnonymousSep 23, 2026 16:09
    Re: #193
    Do you even know what "restraint time" means? Mr. Unemployed??
    197AnonymousSep 23, 2026 16:10
    Re: #1
    Eventually former taxi drivers displaced by self-driving taxis will switch over to bus driving, so foreigners won't be needed

    [Transport] Self-driving taxis coming to Tokyo, launching in 2027 — GO and Waymo ★2 [Gure★]
    https://asahi.5ch.io/test/read.cgi/newsplus/1789454999/
    205AnonymousSep 23, 2026 16:15
    Re: #197
    Self-driving cars
    won't happen in your lifetime
    208AnonymousSep 23, 2026 16:17
    Re: #197
    Wait, are you the same guy who keeps banging on about video-streamed classes in the education threads?

    Background and Key Points of This Topic

    The Specified Skilled Worker system is a residency status introduced for fields facing serious labor shortages, with a cap on how long someone can work under it. Bus driving requires a Class 2 large-vehicle license, which poses a high bar for foreign workers on both the language and practical-skills fronts — making it an industry that, until now, has seen few such hires. The thread’s debate split over whether to view the driver shortage as simple understaffing or as avoidance driven by low pay, and commenters also pointed to the large gap in treatment between publicly-run urban bus operators and private rural ones. Though not mentioned in the article itself, bus operators across Japan — not just Miyazaki Kotsu — are grappling with an aging driver workforce and high early turnover, and many operators nationwide are exploring hiring foreign workers in parallel.

    ※This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (News Express+) thread “[Miyazaki] Miyazaki Kotsu, facing bus driver shortage, hires three Filipino men for the first time.”

  • YouTube Cracks Down on Eating-Disorder-Promoting Content — Mukbang Streamers Losing Monetization en Masse

    After YouTube tightened its rules on content related to eating disorders and binge eating, a wave of demonetizations and mass video deletions has swept through Korea’s mukbang YouTuber community. One streamer with roughly 440,000 subscribers had monetization cut off, while another deleted 339 of their 667 videos. On 5ch, posters raised concerns about vomiting behind the scenes and hidden food disposal in mukbang content, with some arguing Japanese mukbang streamers and TV shows should face the same restrictions — while others pointed to viewer demand and the health changes seen in past popular streamers, turning the thread into a broader debate over the nature of mukbang content itself.

    Wed 9/23, 7:27 AM

    YouTube has strengthened its enforcement of rules around content related to eating disorders and binge eating, and the fallout is spreading among Korean mukbang and diet YouTubers, with monetization stoppages and video deletions piling up.

    A streamer with about 440,000 subscribers had their monetization suspended, while another YouTuber deleted 339 of their 667 videos.

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Original article here

    2AnonymousSep 23, 2026 15:57
    They're just throwing up
    3AnonymousSep 23, 2026 15:58
    Re: #2
    What's wrong with that?
    22AnonymousSep 23, 2026 16:06
    Re: #3
    At least read the source
    50AnonymousSep 23, 2026 16:15
    Re: #3
    It causes dehydration
    And depletes your minerals too
    4AnonymousSep 23, 2026 15:58
    Nice lol
    While they're at it, strip cooking channels of monetization too lolol
    6AnonymousSep 23, 2026 15:58
    In Japan too — Shokutaro, Sakura, Masubuchi
    Those channels are gonna get shut down
    7AnonymousSep 23, 2026 15:58
    It's ridiculous, it's stupid, it's gross to watch — I want it banned
    14AnonymousSep 23, 2026 16:01
    Ban animal-related channels too
    Don't give money to people who dump kittens on a riverbank themselves, walk off a bit, then start filming and fake it: "Whaaat?! There's a kitten here!"
    32AnonymousSep 23, 2026 16:10
    Re: #14
    There's a lot of that type too
    73AnonymousSep 23, 2026 16:20
    Re: #14
    Forget riverbanks — one poster even threw one into the ocean and filmed it drowning
    16AnonymousSep 23, 2026 16:03
    Serves them right
    Liars who throw up and won't even admit it
    17AnonymousSep 23, 2026 16:03
    Gal Sone was on a whole different level — she wrecked both Bananaman's Himura and Sandwichman's Date (Japanese comedians who tried to keep pace with her in eating challenges)
    18AnonymousSep 23, 2026 16:04
    So, I wonder what'll happen to Shinoken (a Japanese streamer)
    19AnonymousSep 23, 2026 16:05
    There was someone in the Vocaloid scene in Japan who got flamed for this too
    Wasn't it actually a body double doing the eating?
    20AnonymousSep 23, 2026 16:06
    It's scary how competitive eaters are always so skinny
    21AnonymousSep 23, 2026 16:06
    Where do these people even throw up after eating that much
    Like, at the train station?
    23AnonymousSep 23, 2026 16:06
    Japan should do this too
    Ban it on TV as well

    It all started as a freak show putting bulimic girls on display
    25AnonymousSep 23, 2026 16:07
    Never mind the people doing it — it's the people watching that's the real mystery
    What's even the point of watching this?
    40AnonymousSep 23, 2026 16:13
    Re: #25
    I watch it while I'm dieting
    27AnonymousSep 23, 2026 16:08
    My family watches this stuff on their phone
    The squelchy chewing sounds are unpleasant, so I'd be glad if mukbang content died down
    29AnonymousSep 23, 2026 16:09
    Didn't they used to claim competitive eaters were on par with athletes?
    Guess they're still just treated as a sideshow after all
    34AnonymousSep 23, 2026 16:10
    Kill the monetization on "short sleeper" channels too (people who claim to need almost no sleep)
    35AnonymousSep 23, 2026 16:11
    Guess they'll just have to move to livestreaming
    44AnonymousSep 23, 2026 16:13
    The amount of food wasted in a single stream could feed some poor village entirely — mukbang YouTubers are basically enemies of humanity at this point
    59AnonymousSep 23, 2026 16:17
    Re: #44
    It's not like the food these big-eaters save by holding back would actually get shipped off to some poor village
    45AnonymousSep 23, 2026 16:13
    Re: #39
    They're digesting it fine, so they're in good health (just obese)
    79AnonymousSep 23, 2026 16:21
    Re: #45
    A lot of them end up with diabetes
    Even Terunofuji, the retired sumo wrestler, had diabetes
    46AnonymousSep 23, 2026 16:14
    This hits hard — I used to eat my own meals while watching mukbang videos
    48AnonymousSep 23, 2026 16:15
    Re: #46
    So you're eating along with the puke-food?
    64AnonymousSep 23, 2026 16:18
    The cows and pigs won't rest easy either, being eaten pointlessly in these binges
    Competitive eating is an enemy of the planet
    69AnonymousSep 23, 2026 16:19
    It's fine when people genuinely enjoy eating, but the ones stuffing themselves and clearly suffering aren't fun to watch even if they finish
    91AnonymousSep 23, 2026 16:24
    Re: #69
    Even the ones who genuinely enjoy it start stuffing themselves even more for the ad revenue
    The whole setup where competitive eating equals a paycheck is the real problem

    Background and Key Points of the Debate

    According to the original article, the target of the crackdown is content related to “eating disorders and binge eating” broadly — it isn’t the mukbang format itself that’s the issue, but rather staged elements like vomiting after eating huge amounts, or secretly disposing of food while pretending to eat it. In the thread, posters worried about the health risks of binge-and-purge behavior and those welcoming the tighter rules were prominent, but others pointed to viewer demand (such as vicariously satisfying cravings while dieting), making this a topic that doesn’t resolve into a simple right-or-wrong. One easy point of confusion: the “mukbang” genre itself hasn’t been banned outright — the restrictions specifically target staging or content that could promote eating disorders. Whether Japanese mukbang personalities and TV programs will be held to the same standard remains unclear, since neither the article nor the thread addresses it at this point.

    ※This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Entertainment/Sports News+) thread “YouTube’s wave of mukbang video demonetizations stirs controversy — 5 problems that were there all along“.

  • Shohei Ohtani Crushed 38-0 in MVP Straw Poll — US Reporter: ‘It’s Not Even in Doubt Anymore’

    On the 22nd, MLB’s official website released the results of its final MVP straw poll of the season. Every single National League voter put the Cubs’ Pete Crow-Armstrong (PCA) in first place, with the site declaring it’s “not even in doubt anymore.” That effectively pushes a fifth MVP award further out of reach for the Dodgers’ Shohei Ohtani, and on 5channel’s Entertainment/Sports News+ board, opinions split over how to weigh his injury absence, the physical toll of his two-way role, and comparisons based on WAR.

    Full-Count, 09/23/2026

    MLB’s final MVP straw poll of the season… PCA takes all 38 first-place votes

    A fifth MVP award is slipping further away for Dodgers pitcher-hitter Shohei Ohtani. On the 22nd (the 23rd in Japan), MLB’s official website released the results of its final MVP straw poll of the season. In the National League, outfielder Pete “PCA” Crow-Armstrong (Cubs) received every single first-place vote. The site said of PCA’s MVP case that it’s “not even in doubt anymore.”

    Source: full-count.jp / Original article here

    4AnonymousSep 23, 2026 14:45
    Guess it's over for you — you're looking small these days.
    5AnonymousSep 23, 2026 14:46
    Seriously, what did you think would get him picked?
    6AnonymousSep 23, 2026 14:46
    Guess he's on the decline as a player
    That's what happens when you make him do everything
    7AnonymousSep 23, 2026 14:46
    Well, he's hurt and not playing
    Of course that's how it goes
    13AnonymousSep 23, 2026 14:49
    Re: #7
    Re: #12
    The way you're talking, it's like he's been out for half the season
    71AnonymousSep 23, 2026 15:16
    Re: #7
    He was already getting crushed by PCA even before he went on the IL
    10AnonymousSep 23, 2026 14:47
    But if Ohtani had gone 13-and-40, there's no way PCA would've won it
    16AnonymousSep 23, 2026 14:50
    Re: #10
    Forget the 40 homers, the 13 wins don't mean anything.
    He'd need to pitch 150 innings for that to even count
    and he'd probably still lose the WAR battle anyway
    11AnonymousSep 23, 2026 14:47
    Not just this year — he's probably not winning next year either
    12AnonymousSep 23, 2026 14:47
    He's been out resting, of course that's how it is
    14AnonymousSep 23, 2026 14:49
    He bulked up and his home run count dropped — that alone rules him out
    15AnonymousSep 23, 2026 14:49
    He needs to quit pitching and play the field, it's rough otherwise
    DH-only guys can't win votes, right?
    He can play outfield, so he should just switch
    18AnonymousSep 23, 2026 14:51
    Re: #15
    Can we really expect good outfield defense from 'Chubby-tani with the achy knees' these days…
    27AnonymousSep 23, 2026 14:53
    Re: #15
    Look at Seiya (Suzuki), even he struggles out there, so can we really say Ohtani could handle the outfield?
    And honestly, you can already see the injury coming a mile away
    19AnonymousSep 23, 2026 14:51
    The news and morning talk shows definitely won't touch this one, so relax, relax.
    22AnonymousSep 23, 2026 14:52
    He quit pitching the moment his Cy Young chances vanished, and he'll quit DH-ing the moment his MVP chances vanish too
    That's just the kind of player Ohtani is
    24AnonymousSep 23, 2026 14:52
    There are still people out there fantasizing that Ohtani can win MVP this season, huh
    25AnonymousSep 23, 2026 14:52
    He's out hurt, he's not even a candidate anymore, they don't need to keep writing articles about it
    28AnonymousSep 23, 2026 14:53
    Another topic Japanese TV will never be able to touch
    30AnonymousSep 23, 2026 14:55
    His remodeled body has finally hit its limit
    All that's left to see now is the decline
    31AnonymousSep 23, 2026 14:55
    If he'd just focused on hitting, he could've won MVP again this season
    34AnonymousSep 23, 2026 14:57
    Re: #31
    He's probably way behind on WAR at this point

    Ohtani can't run anymore these days, so optics-wise he'd need something like 60 home runs to make up for it
    33AnonymousSep 23, 2026 14:57
    At this rate even the Hall of Fame looks like a stretch
    37AnonymousSep 23, 2026 14:58
    Re: #33
    Name me a player who led the league in OPS twice or more — steroid suspects aside — and didn't make the Hall of Fame
    Don't go look it up, know-it-all
    40AnonymousSep 23, 2026 15:00
    Can he still play once the injury heals?
    Or is 'done' just done?
    50AnonymousSep 23, 2026 15:04
    Re: #40
    The pain settles down when he rests, but the knee inflammation comes right back once he starts playing again
    All he can do is cycle between playing and resting to fake his way through it
    45AnonymousSep 23, 2026 15:02
    Even the bandwagon old-timer Ohtani faithful are saying it's PCA, lol
    Who out there actually thinks Ohtani's winning MVP?
    74AnonymousSep 23, 2026 15:17
    Re: #45
    The faithful just keep chanting 'Guerrero this, Tatis that' and never even say PCA's name
    PCA's having a season on a whole different level from Guerrero and Tatis, and it's the faithful who keep dragging Ohtani down by ignoring that
    47AnonymousSep 23, 2026 15:03
    Guess the conclusion is it was always too much to ask
    If he hadn't tried the two-way thing, he could've had a long career as a great hitter or a great pitcher
    It's a shame to watch from the outside, but it's his life, so what can you do
    80AnonymousSep 23, 2026 15:22
    Re: #47
    If he wasn't two-way, he'd have just ended up an injury-prone pitcher
    He probably wouldn't have even joined the Fighters in the first place, so he'd have blown out his elbow on the slicker MLB ball before ever getting called up — his availability could've been even worse than this (Fighters = Hokkaido Nippon-Ham Fighters, his original Japanese team)
    57AnonymousSep 23, 2026 15:07
    So what even was Ohtani, in the end?
    66AnonymousSep 23, 2026 15:14
    Re: #57
    A two-way player — between being injured and being a commercial spokesman
    72AnonymousSep 23, 2026 15:16
    So who are the NPB fanboys ("yakibuta," a slur for NPB-only fans) riding coattails with now, acting like they did something themselves?
    76AnonymousSep 23, 2026 15:18
    Re: #72
    Nitpicking on "Zion" (unclear who this is referring to)
    79AnonymousSep 23, 2026 15:21
    Obviously
    At this point no other candidate is even worth putting on stage this year
    But every time people rave about how amazing 40-40 is, it just makes you appreciate all over again how otherworldly the 50-50 season really was
    85AnonymousSep 23, 2026 15:25
    Re: #79
    Doing 40-40 while also playing solid defense is the more impressive feat

    Background and Points of Debate

    MLB’s official “straw poll” is a separate exercise from the actual BBWAA members who hold real MVP votes, so it doesn’t guarantee how the official vote will go. Still, the fact that all roughly 36 National League voters put Crow-Armstrong (PCA) in first place is being treated as a sign that the mood around Ohtani’s case is different from past years. On the thread, opinions split over how to weigh the stretch of the season Ohtani missed — some questioned the physical toll of the two-way role itself, while others argued the injury was simply unavoidable. Some also claimed Ohtani “doesn’t get evaluated fairly because he’s Japanese,” but that argument wasn’t backed by any specific voting criteria or evidence of bias, so readers should treat it as speculation rather than established fact. Comparisons using objective metrics like WAR also came up, but the actual award outcome will have to wait for the official vote after the season ends.

    ※This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5channel (Entertainment/Sports News+) thread “Ohtani ‘Crushed’ 38-0 — What the MVP Straw Poll Reveals… US Reporter: ‘Not Even in Doubt Anymore’“.

  • Why Adults Stop Gaming Sparks Debate on 5ch: “Reality Pays Out Bigger Rewards”

    A thread ignited on 5ch’s Hardware/Industry board (“Geha”) after a video argued that “adults stop playing games because once you start earning real rewards for effort in real life, the rewards games offer start to feel pointless by comparison.” Pushback poured in, with posters citing other factors — limited time and stamina, busy work schedules — while others pointed out the unfairness of singling out gaming alone as a “waste of time.” Some posts went further still, citing articles showing Japan’s domestic game market is actually still growing rather than shrinking, questioning the video’s premise altogether — expanding the debate from “why do adults quit gaming” to whether they’re even quitting at all.

    1AnonymousSep 23, 2026 11:34
    Couldn't argue with that… 😭
    2AnonymousSep 23, 2026 11:37
    Zundamon just dropped an absolute truth bomb 😭 (Zundamon: a voice-synth mascot character often used to narrate commentary videos)



    8AnonymousSep 23, 2026 11:39
    If you start thinking that way, you'll burn out on almost every hobby you have.
    10AnonymousSep 23, 2026 11:40
    Wait, are adult hobbies seriously all about getting rewarded? For real?
    11AnonymousSep 23, 2026 11:40
    By this logic you'd have to reject hobbies and entertainment entirely.
    Basically "if you have time to play, invest it in yourself instead," right?
    14AnonymousSep 23, 2026 11:42
    That's not it.
    I stopped gaming more than 10 years after I started working.
    15AnonymousSep 23, 2026 11:43
    Even in "just play," talent gaps show up brutally clearly — no pay, just getting mocked and needlessly worn out.
    Of course the people who notice that are the first to drop out — it's just the natural order of things.
    16AnonymousSep 23, 2026 11:43
    Time matters more to me than money, so it clashes sometimes.
    Like, I'll pay you — just spare me the pointless events and the overtime.
    17AnonymousSep 23, 2026 11:46
    I honestly can't understand how anyone can post such a dumb theory in a video with such a smug face.
    18AnonymousSep 23, 2026 11:48
    It's simply because games eat up time.
    Once you're an adult, time is more precious than the money you spend on gaming.
    Well, the console-war trolls who own just one system and spend all day trash-talking the others will never get it.
    Because they don't have jobs 🙄
    19AnonymousSep 23, 2026 11:49
    When I start thinking "meanwhile game streamers get to show off to people and actually make money off this~,"
    my motivation to play quietly drains away.
    20AnonymousSep 23, 2026 11:51
    Back in the day I could grind for hours straight, but now my eyes get tired almost instantly…
    21AnonymousSep 23, 2026 11:51
    Well, once you get into something like stock trading — which is honestly pretty similar to gaming — you can actually make money and have fun doing it, so the time I spend gaming has dropped a lot.
    22AnonymousSep 23, 2026 11:51
    I'm not rich, but I feel like I don't really need more money anymore. Getting by is enough for me.
    23AnonymousSep 23, 2026 11:51
    They say how much you value money really depends on whether you've ever truly struggled without it, and I think that's exactly right.
    Normal people don't go around calling others "poor" or "beggars" for fun.
    79AnonymousSep 23, 2026 14:24
    Re: #23
    If you can't put yourself in someone else's shoes without experiencing it firsthand yourself, that's a pretty serious lack of imagination.
    81AnonymousSep 23, 2026 14:31
    Re: #23
    Re: #79
    I've got 100 million yen and I still trash-talk people.
    24AnonymousSep 23, 2026 11:54
    Truly grasping that "time matters more than money" is the first step into adulthood.
    Something the edgy "life's just a way to kill time anyway" middle-school-brain types will never get.
    25AnonymousSep 23, 2026 11:54
    Old games were great at making the player feel praised.
    Today's games don't praise you — it's just a grindy slog.
    Games made by people who themselves grew up on games are somehow incredibly painful to play.
    27AnonymousSep 23, 2026 11:59
    It's not like every book out there is about "personal growth," come on.
    28AnonymousSep 23, 2026 12:00
    Unlike being a kid with endless time on your hands and no clear idea what you even wanted to do,
    becoming an adult means more obligations pile up and you have less time to focus on any one thing.
    You realize:
    games are just a tool for killing time.
    Then it hits you:
    reading a book or watching a movie gives you way better "taipa" (short for "time performance" — value gained per minute spent) than pouring dozens of hours into a game.
    30AnonymousSep 23, 2026 12:03
    For some people that same drive just gets redirected into investing instead.
    That has a game-like quality to it too — it's got its own fun factor.
    43AnonymousSep 23, 2026 12:40
    What about pachinko, where you're just fodder feeding the machine?
    44AnonymousSep 23, 2026 12:42
    Re: #43
    So now we're comparing ourselves to pachinko?
    48AnonymousSep 23, 2026 12:46
    Re: #43
    So it's fine as long as it's "better than pachinko"?
    Sounds like a race to the bottom.
    Might as well throw train-spotters (a notoriously obsessive hobbyist group known for causing trouble) into the mix too.
    62AnonymousSep 23, 2026 13:23
    Pretty much every hobby is a "waste of time" the same way, so why does gaming alone get bashed like this?
    Watching movies or sports is just as much a waste of time, but I've never once seen that get attacked with this kind of rhetoric.
    Makes me suspect it's really just plain old snobbery.
    66AnonymousSep 23, 2026 13:25
    Re: #62
    Because the people bashing it don't know anything else besides gaming.
    73AnonymousSep 23, 2026 13:45
    Re: #62
    One factor is that games don't come with a built-in stopping point.
    If you want, you can just keep doing the same thing endlessly until you're totally worn out.
    67AnonymousSep 23, 2026 13:25
    The domestic game market keeps growing and yet here's this dumb thread anyway.


    https://www.famitsu.com/article/202608/83758
    74AnonymousSep 23, 2026 13:46
    Re: #67
    Console sales look set for a sharp drop starting this year, though.
    85AnonymousSep 23, 2026 15:01
    Games can actually help prevent dementia, you know.
    Especially action games or sports games that demand split-second judgment and reflexes.
    86AnonymousSep 23, 2026 15:05
    Re: #85
    The video actually touches on this too —
    games surprisingly force a lot of active decision-making on you.
    That's why there's an argument that, for working adults, having to keep making choices even after work is exhausting.
    But in retirement, that amount would probably be just right.
    98AnonymousSep 23, 2026 15:32
    Anime's on the decline, so it seems like a lot of people are probably flowing over into gaming instead.
    Though they probably end up in mobile gacha games rather than consoles — consoles are expensive.
    100AnonymousSep 23, 2026 15:38
    Re: #98
    Gacha spending ends up costing more than consoles anyway.
    Unless you're playing mobile games free-to-play and fine with staying at the bottom tier, lol.

    Background and Key Points of the Discussion

    The source of this thread was a video (apparently narrated in the popular “Zundamon” voice-synth commentary style) arguing that people quit gaming because “reality becomes easier to earn rewards from,” and the thread’s reactions zeroed in on that single claim. The debate broke down into roughly two main points. First, pushback against the “rewards theory” itself, with many posters citing other factors instead — the finite nature of time, declining eyesight and stamina, and growing burdens from work and family. Second, questions about the asymmetry of singling out gaming alone as a “waste of time,” with posters noting that watching movies or sports follows the same structure yet rarely draws this kind of criticism. Alongside this, some posts cited published data showing Japan’s domestic game market continues to expand, casting doubt on the very premise that “adults are quitting games” — pushing the thread’s discussion beyond simply hunting for reasons and into questioning the premise itself. It’s worth noting that the video’s claims reflect one individual’s opinion and are not backed by any cited statistics.

    ※This article is compiled from excerpts and a summary of the 5ch (Hardware/Industry, “Geha”) thread “The real reason adults stop gaming: once reality starts paying off, games start to feel pointless.”

  • Former AKB48 Star Mayu Watanabe Makes Brief TV Appearance 6 Years After Retirement — 5ch: “She’s Retired, Just Leave Her Alone”

    It’s been six years since Mayu Watanabe — the former AKB48 member affectionately known as “Mayuyu” — shocked fans with her abrupt retirement. On September 22, footage of her from her active idol days briefly appeared on Fuji TV’s special “A Flood of Heisei’s Greatest Moments! Before and After,” setting off a wave of discussion on 5ch’s Geinou/Sports News+ board about what she’s been up to since retiring. Some posters questioned why the media never follows up on her whereabouts, while others firmly argued that “she retired, so she should be left alone” — leaving the thread split between the two camps.

    Sports Hochi, September 23, 2026, 10:25 AM

    Mayu Watanabe, the former AKB48 member affectionately nicknamed “Mayuyu,” briefly appeared in footage from her active career on Fuji TV’s special “A Flood of Heisei’s Greatest Moments! Before and After” (7:00 PM), which aired on the 22nd.

    Hosted by Shinobu Sakagami, the program looks back at standout moments from stars who lit up the Showa and Heisei entertainment world, divided into three segments — dramas, hit songs, and buzzworthy figures — while catching up on the “after” of stars who are still shining in their respective fields today.

    Source: hochi.news / Original article here

    8AnonymousSep 23, 2026 15:01
    That was right after the two of them co-hosted together, wasn't it…
    11AnonymousSep 23, 2026 15:02
    She was in some drama about a bookstore that flopped, right?
    16AnonymousSep 23, 2026 15:05
    She used to do a TBS music special with Nakai about twice a year, didn't she
    18AnonymousSep 23, 2026 15:05
    She vanished from the spotlight out of nowhere, so the media (lit. "trash media," a common 5ch slur) should actually dig in and find out the truth lol
    What's even the point of the media existing lol
    It's because they do nothing that baseless rumors keep spreading lol
    Before whining about "don't spread rumors," the media should do its job lol
    19AnonymousSep 23, 2026 15:05
    https://pbs.twimg.com/media/HS4UWafasAAlwgl.jpg
    23AnonymousSep 23, 2026 15:06
    It's interesting that the tabloids could definitely track her down and write a story if they seriously tried, but they don't.

    Tabloids only cover politicians, celebrities, and criminals.

    Even tabloids, it turns out, have an ethical line about not touching someone who's fully retired and become a private citizen.
    So when a story about a "private citizen" does run, you know they got that person's OK first.
    24AnonymousSep 23, 2026 15:07
    RAMIREZ IS HEEERE ━━━━(°∀°)━━━━!!
    26AnonymousSep 23, 2026 15:09
    She really took being an idol seriously.
    30AnonymousSep 23, 2026 15:10
    You'd think if someone as famous as Mayuyu was walking around town, regular people would spot her instantly.
    Are there seriously no sightings on social media?
    54AnonymousSep 23, 2026 15:19
    Re: #30
    I don't think her face is as recognizable as her name is.
    32AnonymousSep 23, 2026 15:11
    It's weird that there'd be zero sightings of someone as famous as Mayuyu.

    She's probably not even living in Japan anymore (´・ω・`)
    44AnonymousSep 23, 2026 15:16
    Re: #32
    Momochi (another former idol, ex-Berryz Kobo) has zero info out there too, right? That's just how it goes.
    48AnonymousSep 23, 2026 15:18
    Re: #32
    Idols lose their star aura shockingly fast once they leave the group.
    52AnonymousSep 23, 2026 15:19
    Re: #32
    (`・ω・´) Hey, cut that out!!
    34AnonymousSep 23, 2026 15:12
    She's basically being treated like Momoe Yamaguchi now.
    42AnonymousSep 23, 2026 15:15
    Nakai barely gets covered since he retired either.
    46AnonymousSep 23, 2026 15:18
    People who basically vanished from public life after retiring:

    Mayuyu
    Greta Garbo
    Namie Amuro
    Nanami Hashimoto
    Naoko Kawai
    Momoe Yamaguchi
    Setsuko Hara
    Machito Shimon

    Who else can you think of?
    84AnonymousSep 23, 2026 15:29
    Re: #46
    Kamei from Morning Musume. She ended up marrying a celebrity without anyone even noticing.
    83AnonymousSep 23, 2026 15:29
    Isn't she supposed to be Yukiko Okada's reincarnation? She got worked into the same kind of depression from overwork, but this time round she actually got to retire properly — like she came back and got her revenge.
    88AnonymousSep 23, 2026 15:31
    Re: #83
    Erika Sawajiri was born the same day Yukiko Okada died.
    She's out there living her best life, isn't she.

    Background and Key Points of the Discussion

    Since announcing her abrupt retirement, Mayu Watanabe has kept her distance from entertainment work, and this latest special didn’t involve any new interview with her — it simply reused a clip from her past appearances. It’s easy to overlook that her actual “current” life was never revealed, but that gap is exactly what fuels speculation about “what is Mayuyu doing now, and where.” On the thread, frustration that the media never follows up on her whereabouts clashed with the defense that “once someone has retired, they should be left in peace.” Photos claiming to show “the real her today” often circulate online, but none have ever been verified as genuine, and this article does not include posts referencing those unconfirmed images or baseless rumors about her romantic life.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Geinou/Sports News+) thread “Six Years After Her Shock Retirement… Former AKB48’s Mayu Watanabe, Now 32, Sparks Reaction After Brief TV Appearance — “What’s Mayuyu Up To?”“

  • SoftBank Group Pours Another ¥1.705 Trillion Into OpenAI, Bonds Now Junk-Rated — 5ch: ‘They’re So Deep in Debt Just to Keep the Wheels Turning’

    It has been reported that SoftBank Group will issue roughly ¥1.705 trillion in new bonds to fund a further investment in OpenAI. The issuance is said to be one of the largest ever by a non-financial company in the Asia-Pacific region, even as SBG’s own credit rating already sits below investment grade (junk status) — drawing attention to a structure in which borrowed money keeps funding a still-unprofitable AI lab. On 5ch, voices worried about SoftBank’s financial health clashed with those who argue the company ‘can’t go under’ thanks to collateral from its telecom, finance, and Arm holdings, while the fact that retail investors are rushing into these high-yield bonds also became a talking point.

    SoftBank Group borrows yet again, pouring roughly ¥1.705 trillion into OpenAI

    SoftBank Group is issuing about ¥1.705 trillion in bonds for a fresh investment in OpenAI — potentially the largest such deal ever from a non-financial company in Asia-Pacific and Japan. But what stands out isn’t the size, it’s where the money is coming from. Loan after loan, bridge financing after bridge financing, borrowing yet again. The rating is already junk, and the investment target is an AI lab still deep in the red. It’s a picture of tossing borrowed stacks of cash into a bottomless well.

    See the source for details, 9/22/2026

    Source: businessinsider.jp / Original article here

    7AnonymousSep 23, 2026 13:39
    If OpenAI's losses hit ¥43 trillion, isn't this just a drop in the bucket?
    Is SoftBank done for?
    261AnonymousSep 23, 2026 15:03
    Re: #7
    Government subsidies can plug holes up to ¥200 trillion, so
    they've got plenty of breathing room, right? \(^o^)/
    9AnonymousSep 23, 2026 13:40
    People have been calling it dead for years, but it keeps rising from the ashes like a phoenix
    17AnonymousSep 23, 2026 13:44
    Re: #9
    Back in the day, whenever SoftBank started wobbling,
    the Bank of Japan would step right in and buy up its shares

    Having the government as your patron (lit. 'Boss Hinomaru') makes you invincible
    14AnonymousSep 23, 2026 13:42
    Mizuho, SoftBank's main bank, is on the hook for such a massive sum now that it can't afford to let SoftBank collapse either
    266AnonymousSep 23, 2026 15:04
    Re: #14
    That's all part of Son Masayoshi's master plan lol (posters swap the 'Son' in his name for the kanji meaning 'loss' as a jab)
    24AnonymousSep 23, 2026 13:47
    Is this really okay?
    I just saw somewhere that they're carrying something like ¥40 trillion in debt
    52AnonymousSep 23, 2026 13:57
    Re: #24
    Should be fine
    it's backed by Arm as collateral
    even if the AI bet totally flops, they can just let go of the Arm shares
    they won't even need to sell off PayPay or their telecom business in Japan
    29AnonymousSep 23, 2026 13:48
    Isn't this thing going to collapse though?
    33AnonymousSep 23, 2026 13:49
    Re: #29
    If it collapses, it'd cause trouble at the level of the global economy, so it can't be allowed to fail
    73AnonymousSep 23, 2026 14:04
    Re: #33
    Sure, but once it eventually hits its limit, nobody will be able to save it and it'll go under anyway
    30AnonymousSep 23, 2026 13:48
    SoftBank's a one-trick pony riding entirely on OpenAI now. So if it falls, the damage will be nothing like what WeWork did to them
    179AnonymousSep 23, 2026 14:37
    Re: #30
    OpenAI's already falling apart! Don't you know…?
    41AnonymousSep 23, 2026 13:51
    Why does building AI cost so much money anyway?
    You could make it with a few PCs, couldn't you?
    Isn't everyone just getting played, like with the 'Minna no Ooyasan' scam?
    183AnonymousSep 23, 2026 14:38
    Re: #41
    Well then go announce that and cash in, go on!
    61AnonymousSep 23, 2026 13:58
    SoftBank Group's outstanding bonds scattered across Japan total about ¥8.8973 trillion (as of end of June 2026)

    If SBG goes under, the number of Japanese people left financially ruined (lit. 'hanging themselves') could be in the tens of thousands
    74AnonymousSep 23, 2026 14:04
    Re: #61
    What actually happens if they go bankrupt
    https://article-image-ix.nikkei.com/https%3A%2F%2Fimgix-proxy.n8s.jp%2FDSKKZO9038945031072025DTE000-2.jpg?ixlib=js-3.8.0&w=400&h=400&auto=format%2Ccompress&fit=crop&bg=FFFFFF&s=ee8b8c1fcdd6233a8d75840eca8e7baa
    66AnonymousSep 23, 2026 14:01
    What happens down the road when Son himself passes away?
    76AnonymousSep 23, 2026 14:04
    Re: #66
    Will the Hawks, NPB's strongest team, get sold off?
    103AnonymousSep 23, 2026 14:12
    Can't believe retail investors actually buy into this stuff

    It's a bicycle (slang for a business that has to keep pedaling/borrowing just to stay upright)
    106AnonymousSep 23, 2026 14:12
    Re: #103
    As long as you don't hold it overnight, it's a fun 50/50 gamble
    131AnonymousSep 23, 2026 14:20
    Re: #103
    It's another 'Minna de Ooyasan'
    163AnonymousSep 23, 2026 14:31
    They're so deep in debt just to keep the wheels turning

    164AnonymousSep 23, 2026 14:31
    And yet, without slowing the investing down at all,
    Masayoshi Son announced 'I'm about to pour in even more'
    What's going on here?
    166AnonymousSep 23, 2026 14:32
    Re: #164
    It's a bicycle operation — the second you stop pedaling, it's over lol
    178AnonymousSep 23, 2026 14:37
    Re: #164
    If OpenAI's valuation drops,
    SoftBank Group, which holds a massive stake in OpenAI, would post a huge loss on its books
    To prevent that,
    by buying more OpenAI stock at an inflated valuation,
    SoftBank Group's earnings turn into a profit — a massive profit, even
    But in reality
    OpenAI's shares are worth less than that,
    and someday that gap will surface
    170AnonymousSep 23, 2026 14:34
    'This bond yields over 10%'
    Whoaaa
    192AnonymousSep 23, 2026 14:41
    Re: #170
    It's a hot product

    196AnonymousSep 23, 2026 14:43
    Re: #192
    Apparently a securities firm salesperson called up my parents' place
    I wonder if they sold out instantly?
    197AnonymousSep 23, 2026 14:43
    If S(oftBank) goes under, won't M(izuho) Bank go under too?
    201AnonymousSep 23, 2026 14:44
    Re: #197
    Actually, isn't Rakuten — which has the same main bank — in trouble too? lol
    207AnonymousSep 23, 2026 14:47
    Re: #197
    A cash-business mobile carrier doesn't go bankrupt
    if it looks like it might, the government will bail it out
    248AnonymousSep 23, 2026 15:00
    They've got Arm, so they're totally fine
    264AnonymousSep 23, 2026 15:04
    Re: #248
    It's because they can't sell off Arm
    that they're borrowing from everywhere
    279AnonymousSep 23, 2026 15:07
    Re: #248
    For SBG, whose whole business is basically scalping, failing to sell to NVIDIA means it's pointless now lol

    Background and key points of this discussion

    SoftBank Group has already issued roughly ¥8.9 trillion in domestic bonds, and this new round piles on another ¥1.705 trillion. What split opinion on the thread was how to judge this borrowing structure. On one side, an optimistic view holds that with Arm shares and the telecom/finance businesses as collateral, the company ‘can’t go under.’ On the other, some pointed out that under this accounting structure, the higher OpenAI’s valuation climbs, the more SoftBank’s own earnings swing into the black — raising concern that a gap is opening up between real-world losses and reported accounting profits. Though not covered in the main article, retail investor demand for high yields remains strong even with a junk rating, and the fact that a bond issue this large can go through securities firms partly reflects that appetite from domestic individual money looking for a place to park. Many of the excluded replies strayed from discussion of the bonds and investment structure into unsubstantiated attacks on specific politicians.

    ※This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Breaking News+) thread ‘SoftBank Group Borrows Again, Pours ¥1.705 Trillion Into OpenAI — Bond Rating Already Junk.’