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  • L’Arc-en-Ciel to Press All 12 Past Albums on Vinyl — Buy the Full Set for a Shot at a Storage Box

    L’Arc-en-Ciel will reissue 12 albums from its back catalog as limited-edition vinyl records between January and March 2027. Alongside the announcement, the band revealed a promotion in which 50 winners, chosen by lottery from fans who purchase all 12 titles, will receive a box set capable of storing every release. On 5ch, reactions ranged widely — from skepticism about the point of pressing vinyl from digital masters, to accounts of past limited editions fetching high prices on secondhand marketplace apps, to frustration that the prize goes to only 50 lottery winners rather than everyone who buys the full set.

    L’Arc-en-Ciel’s 12 Past Albums All Getting Vinyl Reissues at Once — Buy Every Title for a Chance at a Storage Box

    September 30, 2026, 12:00

    Vinyl editions of the 12 albums L’Arc-en-Ciel has released over the years will come out as a limited run between January and March 2027.

    Source: natalie.mu / Original article here

    5AnonymousSep 30, 2026 22:55
    ark and ray were the peak, honestly (fan nicknames for the albums 'ark' and 'ray')
    26AnonymousSep 30, 2026 23:05
    Re: #5
    Yo, fellow old-timer from the same generation!
    7AnonymousSep 30, 2026 22:56
    Are they actually cutting these from analog masters?
    If it's just a vinyl pressing of a digital master, it's nothing but a pointless collector's trinket.
    8AnonymousSep 30, 2026 22:57
    What's the deal with the rumor that L'Arc's stuff is made by big-name producers while PUMPS (hyde and tetsu's side unit) is all self-produced?
    9AnonymousSep 30, 2026 22:59
    DUNE always gets left out, huh
    Can't be helped since it's on a different label.
    27AnonymousSep 30, 2026 23:06
    Re: #9
    Probably because DUNE already got its own limited vinyl release.
    10AnonymousSep 30, 2026 22:59
    The song from the 'dancing on a tennis court' video is the best one.
    11AnonymousSep 30, 2026 22:59
    Don't make it a lottery prize, just sell the box outright.
    12AnonymousSep 30, 2026 23:00
    So their last album was back in 2012, huh.
    16AnonymousSep 30, 2026 23:02
    New merch keeps coming out one after another, rough for the diehard fans
    No amount of money would ever be enough, huh.
    17AnonymousSep 30, 2026 23:02
    I listened up through REAL, liked it back then.
    20AnonymousSep 30, 2026 23:04
    My ears can't tell the difference with analog anyway, so whatever.
    21AnonymousSep 30, 2026 23:04
    The album covers are lame every single time
    Is that some kind of intentional look?
    23AnonymousSep 30, 2026 23:04
    Summer Sonic was so good I'm going to my first solo show in 25 years
    Wish me luck.
    25AnonymousSep 30, 2026 23:04
    I bet a lot of people who buy this just display it without ever playing it
    The core fans buying this probably don't even care about sound quality.
    28AnonymousSep 30, 2026 23:06
    If it's just for the cover art, I'd want True and Heart (studio albums)
    I'd love to display those in my room.
    29AnonymousSep 30, 2026 23:06
    What I actually want is a vinyl best-of compilation.
    30AnonymousSep 30, 2026 23:07
    > A giveaway is also planned for buyers of all 12 titles. From the entrants, 50 winners chosen by lottery will receive a box that can store every release.

    So even if you buy everything, only 50 people actually get it…
    38AnonymousSep 30, 2026 23:12
    Re: #30
    Re: #32
    When they did this for singles, everyone got one — this is a downgrade.
    https://www.sonymusic.co.jp/artist/LArc-en-Ciel/info/149726
    52AnonymousSep 30, 2026 23:33
    Re: #30
    Entering the giveaway means tearing the entry ticket off the record
    so it's no longer a complete, sealed item with all accessories for resale
    Fans will just buy two ¥6,900 copies each — one to enter/listen to and one to keep mint
    and repeat that 12 times.
    32AnonymousSep 30, 2026 23:08
    > A giveaway is also planned for buyers of all 12 titles. From the entrants, 50 winners chosen by lottery will receive a box that can store every release.

    Just give it to everyone lol
    They'd probably sell better bundling the storage box in and pricing it at a premium.
    34AnonymousSep 30, 2026 23:09
    I used to spin L'Arc vinyl back when I DJed too — the REAL one.
    35AnonymousSep 30, 2026 23:09
    What does 'going analog' even mean here?
    Are they putting it out on cassette tape or something?
    36AnonymousSep 30, 2026 23:09
    Back during a best-of album campaign, you could enter without even buying anything
    and win an AIBO robot dog — the 'thanks for entering' email was worded
    like you'd actually won, which caused a bit of a stir.
    39AnonymousSep 30, 2026 23:17
    Everything from their early stuff through Pieces was great, but I couldn't get into NEO UNIVERSE or around STAY AWAY — they'd changed too much.
    58AnonymousSep 30, 2026 23:45
    Re: #39
    NEO UNIVERSE is the best one lol
    If anything it's their masterpiece.
    41AnonymousSep 30, 2026 23:21
    It's just a storage box — they should give it to everyone who buys the whole set lol
    46AnonymousSep 30, 2026 23:25
    This is just people born '81-'85 wanting to go back to October '96 (^_-) (L'Arc's early rise)
    55AnonymousSep 30, 2026 23:43
    Re: #46
    Are you psychic or something
    Dead on.
    48AnonymousSep 30, 2026 23:26
    Records wear down as the needle cuts into them, right? So the more you play them, the more the sound degrades compared to cassette tape?
    59AnonymousSep 30, 2026 23:46
    Re: #48
    Tape stretches out way faster than that.
    51AnonymousSep 30, 2026 23:30
    Back in L'Arc's early days, they were probably still recording on analog, huh.
    53AnonymousSep 30, 2026 23:35
    Re: #51
    So they were recording while shushing everyone around them, huh?
    84AnonymousOct 1, 2026 00:28
    The DUNE LP sold for ¥35,000 on Mercari, so buying these to resell isn't a bad idea. (Mercari = a Japanese flea-market app)
    88AnonymousOct 1, 2026 00:32
    Re: #84
    I checked and the limited REAL LP is also going for high prices on Mercari. I regret throwing away the envelope-style outer sleeve — it would've sold for even more with that intact.
    85AnonymousOct 1, 2026 00:29
    My favorite L'Arc song might honestly be 'flower'
    I cried because I didn't get to hear it at Summer Sonic.
    91AnonymousOct 1, 2026 00:40
    Re: #85
    The intro is the best part, I think.

    Background and Key Points of This Discussion

    Amid the recent vinyl revival, L’Arc-en-Ciel’s past limited editions have increasingly been resold at high prices on secondhand marketplace apps. In the thread, fans shared firsthand accounts of limited LPs like “DUNE” and “REAL” fetching tens of thousands of yen on Mercari. Meanwhile, the fact that the storage box prize goes to only 50 lottery winners among buyers of all 12 titles drew criticism, with some pointing out that past single releases gave the bonus to every purchaser — leading some fans to call this lottery system a step backward. Note that the entry method and number of winners reflect only what was announced at the time, and details such as how entry tickets are handled are based on posts in the thread rather than confirmed information; the official terms should be verified through the band’s official announcement.

    *This article is compiled from excerpts and a summary of the 5ch (Geisokusoku+) thread “[Music] L’Arc-en-Ciel’s 12 Past Albums All Getting Vinyl Reissues at Once — Buy Every Title for a Chance at a Storage Box.”

  • “Disgusting”: Aussie, 24, finishes Beijing HYROX race despite diarrhea

    At the HYROX fitness race held in Beijing, China, a 24-year-old Australian competitor suffered a bout of diarrhea mid-race and soiled herself, yet refused to withdraw and finished the course — sparking widespread discussion. Because later competitors were forced to use the same shared equipment, and there was a risk of slipping on the waste, posters on 5ch’s Entertainment & Sports News+ thread piled on with criticism like “that’s unsanitary” and “she should have been disqualified.” Others, however, pointed to similar incidents in past marathons in her defense, leaving opinion split over whether continuing the race was acceptable.

    Diarrhea mid-race, but she finished anyway: “Other competitors are slipping in her waste,” “It’s so disgusting” — 24-year-old Australian finishes race in China, shocking incident sparks anger

    HYROX, the fitness race taking place around the world, is drawing growing attention.

    At a recent HYROX event held in Beijing, China, one competitor was hit by a sudden bout of diarrhea mid-race. The fact that she kept competing anyway became a hot topic, sparking widespread debate online over her actions.

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Original article here

    5AnonymousSep 30, 2026 23:53
    I've seen racewalkers soil themselves too — if it's slippery, just go around it, no?
    13AnonymousSep 30, 2026 23:59
    Re: #5
    The equipment got covered in it too, and the competitors behind her had to use that same gear
    6AnonymousSep 30, 2026 23:53
    Hey, some people out there are eating curry right now, you know
    8AnonymousSep 30, 2026 23:53
    They're still milking this story lol
    The last sh*tty thread already crossed the finish line
    9AnonymousSep 30, 2026 23:54
    How many days late is this (lol)
    And it's from some site I've never even heard of called "Women's Health"
    12AnonymousSep 30, 2026 23:56
    Impressive that she threw away her human dignity to finish…
    16AnonymousOct 1, 2026 00:00
    Soiling yourself should honestly be an automatic disqualification
    17AnonymousOct 1, 2026 00:00
    Before being an athlete, be a human being first
    21AnonymousOct 1, 2026 00:04
    There have been marathon runners who soiled themselves mid-race before too
    38AnonymousOct 1, 2026 00:20
    Re: #21
    Frank Shorter got stomach cramps, borrowed a flag from a spectator, relieved himself in the bushes, then got back on the course and won.
    22AnonymousOct 1, 2026 00:05
    That's the ultimate in selfishness
    She's basically spreading germs everywhere, isn't she?
    23AnonymousOct 1, 2026 00:05
    Just stop and go find a bathroom
    Way too inconsiderate lol
    24AnonymousOct 1, 2026 00:05
    They're beating this story to death
    Seriously beating it to death
    35AnonymousOct 1, 2026 00:15
    Can't believe she can show her face after this
    If something like that got exposed to the whole world about me, I'd become a hermit
    37AnonymousOct 1, 2026 00:19
    I fart too when I strain hard during weight training
    If you're not feeling well, of course something solid's gonna come out too
    39AnonymousOct 1, 2026 00:21
    The other competitors who kept going while stepping in it are pretty crazy too
    42AnonymousOct 1, 2026 00:23
    Apparently it's not that rare for female weightlifters to have accidents like this either
    43AnonymousOct 1, 2026 00:23
    The poop's basically part of the obstacle course now
    Just make it an official poop race already
    44AnonymousOct 1, 2026 00:23
    Slipping on poop — I've only ever heard of that in the folktale 'The Monkey and the Crab' lol (a classic Japanese children's story)
    46AnonymousOct 1, 2026 00:24
    If it were solid, at least someone could've picked it up and tossed it aside
    47AnonymousOct 1, 2026 00:25
    This just joined the 'too scary to watch the video' hall of fame
    48AnonymousOct 1, 2026 00:26
    This is rough
    Maybe they should add a rule? Like disqualification for poor self-management if you soil yourself
    49AnonymousOct 1, 2026 00:27
    Sounds like something straight out of Urayasu Tekkin Kazoku (a raunchy gag manga/anime known for gross-out humor)
    65AnonymousOct 1, 2026 00:38
    Re: #49
    The same author who did Sakigake!! Otokojuku also made a manga called Aa! Bishamon Koukou, and there's a scene of a guy literally running while spraying diarrhea everywhere
    If I remember right, he'd been slipped a laxative
    50AnonymousOct 1, 2026 00:28
    Back in the day, even if people privately thought it was gross, it'd get spun into a heartwarming story — now everyone just says what they really think and dunks on it
    51AnonymousOct 1, 2026 00:29
    With diarrhea there's probably pathogens mixed in
    That's just not hygienic
    52AnonymousOct 1, 2026 00:29
    Someone might start doing this on purpose now, just to mess with other competitors
    71AnonymousOct 1, 2026 00:43
    Re: #52
    There's also a famous MMA fighter who's racked up win after win with triangle chokes that come with an extra 'bonus' — the opponent losing control on the mat
    54AnonymousOct 1, 2026 00:31
    She probably ate something bad in China, poor thing
    56AnonymousOct 1, 2026 00:32
    Honestly I thought it was badass of her
    But yeah, going forward they should probably make it a disqualification
    57AnonymousOct 1, 2026 00:33
    Wait, is this actually not allowed?
    If you grit through leg pain and cross the finish line, you get cheered
    But if you grit through diarrhea and run while soiling yourself, you get booed
    If there's no rule saying you're disqualified for affecting other runners by pooping yourself, then there's no real reason she should be criticized
    59AnonymousOct 1, 2026 00:34
    This thread already went up before, didn't it
    Online news just keeps re-running the same stuff for people out of the loop, endlessly

    Background and Key Points of Debate

    HYROX is a new-format fitness race that alternates between endurance running and strength-based functional training stations, and the number of events held worldwide has been growing in recent years. In marathon history, there’s a well-known anecdote about Frank Shorter, the 1972 Munich Olympics gold medalist, who stepped off the course to relieve himself in the bushes due to stomach pain and still went on to win — so continuing to compete while feeling unwell is nothing new. What made this case contentious was something specific to HYROX’s format: because equipment like barbells and sleds is shared between competitors, later athletes using the same gear faced a hygiene risk. As of now, event organizers have made no announcement of new rules regarding disqualification or withdrawal, and the calls within the thread to “disqualify her” remain simply the opinions of individual posters.

    ※This article is compiled as an excerpt and summary of the 5ch (Entertainment & Sports News+) thread “Diarrhea mid-race, but she finished anyway — “Other competitors are slipping in her waste,” “It’s so disgusting” — 24-year-old Australian competitor draws anger.”

  • Ex-Giants Ace Koji Uehara: Family Photo With Wife and Son Has 5ch Buzzing — ‘So Heartwarming,’ ‘Miporin’s Looking Great’

    Koji Uehara, the former Yomiuri Giants ace who later helped the Boston Red Sox win the World Series, had a family moment go public when his son posted a three-shot family photo taken on September 13 — his mother Miho’s birthday — to Instagram. The post, captioned with a message of thanks written in English, made news, and on 5ch’s Geinou/Sports Breaking News+ board reactions were largely warm (“this photo is so good,” “looks like a close-knit family”). At the same time, plenty of posters couldn’t resist comparing Miho’s current look to her days as a model and race queen, so the thread ended up split between those focused on the family’s warm vibe and those fixated on how the years had changed her.

    Ex-model wife shows her face: Koji Uehara’s family photo draws “This photo is so good” and “Hope Miporin stays healthy and full of energy”

    A three-shot photo of former Yomiuri Giants and MLB star Koji Uehara with his wife and son has become a talking point.

    Son Kazuma posted a family photo the three of them took on September 13, his mother Miho’s birthday, along with playful pictures that show off her personality, to Instagram — adding a message of thanks written in English.

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Original article here

    2AnonymousOct 1, 2026 00:07
    A big-hearted mom type (kimottama kaachan — a tough, warm matriarch figure)
    7AnonymousOct 1, 2026 00:08
    Re: #1
    Something about the first photo cracked me up lol
    Looks like a close family
    14AnonymousOct 1, 2026 00:11
    Where's the ex-model wife Miho in this?
    All I see is some Latina-looking auntie
    26AnonymousOct 1, 2026 00:16
    Re: #14
    However you look at it, she was clearly a Latina-style beauty back in her younger days
    15AnonymousOct 1, 2026 00:11
    Uehara's the kind of guy who'd spray champagne right in Ichiro's face — his mental game must be ironclad
    18AnonymousOct 1, 2026 00:13
    Re: #15
    Kansai guys just go for it and figure they can apologize later
    17AnonymousOct 1, 2026 00:13
    Seems like a guy with real initiative, having fun with life
    19AnonymousOct 1, 2026 00:13
    Uehara's always posting pics of himself riding the Keio train line — what's that about?
    20AnonymousOct 1, 2026 00:14
    He used to talk about his 'underdog spirit' (lol) but didn't he get something like a 600 million yen signing bonus?
    21AnonymousOct 1, 2026 00:15
    Kind of nice that this is boosting Uehara's likability lol
    And nobody's trashing his wife either
    30AnonymousOct 1, 2026 00:18
    With baseball players you can really tell good character from bad just by the face
    This guy's one of the good ones
    72AnonymousOct 1, 2026 00:44
    Re: #30
    Pretty sure he wasn't that popular on Twitter though
    32AnonymousOct 1, 2026 00:20
    First time I've genuinely liked Uehara
    34AnonymousOct 1, 2026 00:21
    Gives off real 'good mom' vibes
    Jealous
    36AnonymousOct 1, 2026 00:22
    I remember it being said on TV that his wife was a model and a smoker
    37AnonymousOct 1, 2026 00:23
    Looks like she's about double her race-queen-era weight
    But honestly I like her more now than back in her race queen days
    39AnonymousOct 1, 2026 00:24
    Precisely because I sense so much potential
    I wanna see photos from her prime
    42AnonymousOct 1, 2026 00:24
    Sorry but it's weird how someone like this ends up married to a multimillionaire while some gorgeous, wholesome woman marries a broke guy and works a part-time cashier job
    Feels backwards!
    46AnonymousOct 1, 2026 00:29
    Their son was so cute when he did that interview in America as a little kid
    50AnonymousOct 1, 2026 00:32
    His wife during her modeling days


    59AnonymousOct 1, 2026 00:36
    Guess 'Daddy Cool's' son is about this age now too
    He was a southpaw pitcher — wonder what he's up to these days
    61AnonymousOct 1, 2026 00:37
    Back when I was working part-time at a convenience store as a student, the manager who'd been there like 20 years told me — right after a couple I'd just served had walked out — 'those two used to be a total looker couple back in the day.' You could kinda see traces of it, but yeah, time is cruel.
    65AnonymousOct 1, 2026 00:39
    She's like 50, right?
    Go look at your own wife or mother
    Time is cruel to everyone
    69AnonymousOct 1, 2026 00:41
    He's doing well streaming, right?
    Haven't watched the content but it had a million views
    70AnonymousOct 1, 2026 00:41
    Didn't Miporin nearly drown in the bath or something?
    71AnonymousOct 1, 2026 00:44
    Writing 'ex-model wife' kind of makes it sound like they got divorced
    73AnonymousOct 1, 2026 00:45
    I mean, this whole generation is in their 50s now
    77AnonymousOct 1, 2026 00:51
    Even Izumi Ogami (a TV announcer once known for her looks) is just an ordinary middle-aged woman these days
    79AnonymousOct 1, 2026 01:00
    Another horny old bachelor getting worked up again
    81AnonymousOct 1, 2026 01:04
    She seems like the big-hearted mom type who'd wrap you up in total acceptance — solid for life
    Honestly I assumed she'd be more done-up, the glammed-up 'gorgeous forty-something' (bimajo) type from a decade back
    My apologies, Lord Uehara
    83AnonymousOct 1, 2026 01:06
    There's an old photo of the Ueharas from back when they were younger, together with a good-looking volleyball player and his wife — all four in one shot. Looking at it, Uehara's wife and the handsome volleyball player actually seemed like the better physical match, while the volleyball player's wife was pretty plain and not exactly a looker. Made me think, yeah, in the end it really comes down to earning power.

    Background and Key Points of This Topic

    Koji Uehara made his name as the ace of the Yomiuri Giants before becoming the Boston Red Sox’s closer and helping the team win the 2013 World Series. This story centers not on the well-known former player himself, but on the fact that a family photo of his wife and son — who have rarely shown their faces publicly — was released. The news article itself was a low-key piece about a family photo taken to celebrate the wife’s birthday on September 13. Where opinions in the thread diverged was over whether the wife’s current appearance matches the impression given by her “former model” title, which led to a stream of posts comparing her to old photos from her race-queen days. Changes in appearance over the years are something that can happen to anyone, but since some posts veered into baseless old rumors and personal digs, those portions have been left out of this article. Comments about Uehara himself skewed fairly positive, with many posters expressing approval of how much he values family.

    ※This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Geinou/Sports Breaking News+) thread “[Baseball] Ex-Giants’ Koji Uehara shows off ex-model wife’s face — family three-shot with wife and son released: “So good,” “Hope Miporin stays healthy and full of energy”.”

  • Emergency Aboard Dubai-Departed Flight: Co-Pilot Stabs Captain — 5ch Says ‘Autopilot Only From Now On’

    On September 30, a passenger plane that had departed Dubai in the United Arab Emirates (UAE) bound for Tel Aviv, Israel, sent out an emergency signal and made an emergency landing in Tabuk in northwestern Saudi Arabia. According to Israeli media, the co-pilot appears to have stabbed the captain with a knife, and there is a possibility he was plotting a “terrorist attack” to crash the plane. On 5ch’s Breaking News+ board, reactions ranged from relief that the passengers were safe, to questions about how a knife got onboard, to speculation about what might have happened had the hijacking continued mid-flight.

    9/30 (Wed) 22:18

    Kyodo News

    [Jerusalem, Kyodo] On the 30th, an aircraft flying from Dubai, United Arab Emirates (UAE), to Tel Aviv in central Israel sent out a signal indicating an emergency and made an emergency landing in Tabuk in northwestern Saudi Arabia. According to Israeli media, the co-pilot appears to have stabbed the captain. There is a possibility he was plotting a “terrorist attack” to crash the aircraft.

    Source: topics.smt.docomo.ne.jp / Original article here

    3AnonymousSep 30, 2026 22:50
    If the pilot himself is the terrorist, what are you even supposed to do about that?
    8AnonymousSep 30, 2026 22:54
    If pilots can turn out to be terrorists now, autopilot's the only way to fly from here on.
    9AnonymousSep 30, 2026 22:54
    Flight attendant: "If you two are going to fight, please take it outside for the safety of the cabin."
    11AnonymousSep 30, 2026 22:54
    Feel bad for the captain, but glad the passengers made it out okay
    If it had actually crashed, it would've been a disaster.
    80AnonymousSep 30, 2026 23:22
    Re: #11
    Seriously, what was the air marshal even doing?
    What's the point of having one if not for this?
    25AnonymousSep 30, 2026 23:00
    Re: #1
    The Reiwa era is terrifying. (Reiwa = Japan's current imperial era, since 2019)
    27AnonymousSep 30, 2026 23:00
    Re: #25
    Have you forgotten about 9/11?
    38AnonymousSep 30, 2026 23:05
    Saw it on X (Twitter) — apparently they got into the cockpit to rescue him using an access code.
    125AnonymousSep 30, 2026 23:44
    Re: #38
    The access code:
    G-R-I-D-M-A-N (joking reference to the tokusatsu hero Gridman)
    42AnonymousSep 30, 2026 23:09
    Oman Air terror attack
    49AnonymousSep 30, 2026 23:11
    https://www.mk.co.k
    r/jp/world/12165279
    >According to a broadcast on Israel's Channel 12, flydubai revealed that this hijacking incident turned out to be a brawl between two pilots — one Ukrainian, one Russian.

    You really shouldn't have crewed those two together lol
    130AnonymousSep 30, 2026 23:50
    Re: #49
    So this is how the Ukraine-Russia war ends up sparking World War 3… (´・ω・`) (a downcast emoticon face)
    133AnonymousSep 30, 2026 23:53
    Re: #49
    Huh, surprised they managed to get along fine until now.
    51AnonymousSep 30, 2026 23:13
    Is this what that report from a little while back about a possible terror attack was referring to?
    63AnonymousSep 30, 2026 23:17
    Today could have gone down as one of the darkest days in history.

    Fly

    dubai's Boeing 737 flight FZ1073 had a Russian pilot who stabbed the Ukrainian co-pilot with a pocket kn*fe.

    He then tried to crash the plane into a building in a 9/*1-style attack.
    https://x.com/Xking332/status/2105231233303314617

    Where's the Israeli military even going to retaliate against??
    110AnonymousSep 30, 2026 23:34
    Re: #63
    Might as well hit Russian intelligence services while they're at it
    In the end countries all over the world are going to end up having to root out Russian intelligence operations everywhere.
    138AnonymousSep 30, 2026 23:57
    Re: #63
    Info's all over the place.
    Is it actually confirmed that the captain's Russian and the co-pilot's Ukrainian?
    There are conflicting reports on which one was plotting the attack and which one did the stabbing.
    76AnonymousSep 30, 2026 23:21
    Re: #1
    Why he was able to bring a knife onboard
    How a passenger got into the cockpit and managed to restrain him
    How the stabbed captain managed to subdue the attacker

    Three big mysteries here.
    117AnonymousSep 30, 2026 23:37
    Re: #76
    Dubai airport's security screening is full of holes
    Apparently a plastic paper kn*fe doesn't get picked up by the scanners.
    91AnonymousSep 30, 2026 23:25
    So it's '副操縦士' (co-pilot), not '副機長' — huh, didn't realize there was a difference.
    Guess I don't really understand how airplane job titles work.
    98AnonymousSep 30, 2026 23:27
    Re: #91
    That's bad.
    120AnonymousSep 30, 2026 23:40
    Maybe he was trying to charge the plane straight into an Israeli military target?
    127AnonymousSep 30, 2026 23:44
    Re: #120
    I mean, if it were an actual military base they'd shoot it down instantly.
    The target was probably something more like the Prime Minister's residence.
    141AnonymousSep 30, 2026 23:59
    Well, well —
    a little disagreement over flight safety could've turned into something huge.

    Like, shot down by the Israeli military VS shot down by anti-Israel forces,
    that kind of thing.
    148AnonymousOct 1, 2026 00:05
    Re: #141

    "NAZA"
    a term used internally by the Israeli military, referring to civilian deaths accepted as collateral damage in a strike.
    Reportedly, up to 500 civilian deaths were approved as acceptable collateral just to kill a single target.

    If the plane had stayed hijacked and kept heading for Israel, it would've been shot down.
    159AnonymousOct 1, 2026 00:36
    If it had headed toward a city, would fighter jets have shot it down?
    164AnonymousOct 1, 2026 00:41
    Re: #159
    Definitely… like how the plane heading toward [rendered here as "Kyuwabu," possibly a garbled reference to the Capitol] on 9/11 mysteriously crashed before reaching it,
    I bet they'd have shot it down — or maybe deliberately forced it to crash within the city instead.

    Background and Key Points of This Story

    Cockpit incidents threatening flight safety aren’t unprecedented — the 2015 Germanwings crash mentioned in the thread (in which the co-pilot locked the captain out of the cockpit and deliberately crashed the plane into the French Alps, killing 150 people including one Japanese national) is a well-known example. This time, an emergency landing in Saudi Arabia appears to have averted the worst-case outcome, but early reports were inconsistent on details like the captain’s and co-pilot’s nationalities and which of the two did the stabbing versus which allegedly plotted to crash the plane — none of this should be treated as confirmed yet. Commenters also raised pointed questions about aviation security, including how a knife got onboard and how someone managed to get into the cockpit.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Breaking News+) thread “[International] Dubai-to-Israel flight sends emergency signal — co-pilot may have stabbed captain, possible terror plot suspected.”

  • 1,048 File Sexual Abuse Compensation Claims, 231 Deemed Ineligible — 5ch: ‘No Way This Was Just One Man’s Crimes’

    On September 30, SMILE-UP. updated its official site with the latest status on compensation for sexual abuse committed by the late Johnny Kitagawa. Since claims opened, the number of applicants has reached 1,048, with 581 having received compensation payments and 231 informed they would not be compensated. Reportedly, 226 applicants have not responded despite repeated attempts to contact them. On the thread, opinions clashed over the 231 deemed ineligible — some speculated it was a response to false claims, while others pointed out that some cases involved abuse that didn’t go through the agency, making it impossible to confirm affiliation and thus disqualifying them. Alongside this, many voices also questioned the stance of TV networks and the government, who failed to report on the issue while Kitagawa was alive.

    【SMILE-UP.】 Compensation for Sexual Abuse by the Late Johnny Kitagawa: 1,048 Claimants, 581 Already Paid, 4 “Currently Being Processed”

    SMILE-UP. Inc. reported the latest status on its official site on September 30 regarding compensation for sexual abuse committed by the late Johnny Kitagawa.

    The official site posted: “As of today, since accepting compensation claims began, the Victims Relief Committee has received a total of 1,048 compensation claims. Of these, 226 people have not responded despite repeated attempts to contact them.”

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Original article here

    7AnonymousOct 1, 2026 00:49
    Is this where Johnny's side turns around and sues the self-proclaimed 'victims' for fraud?
    8AnonymousOct 1, 2026 00:50
    So there are 200 people who tried to cash in without actually being victims, lol
    40AnonymousOct 1, 2026 01:12
    Re: #8
    Apparently some of them were claiming: scouted directly by Johnny → molested and fled before the agency even got involved → couldn't confirm affiliation, so they're ineligible.

    They said they'd consider it if a third party could testify to having been in the "play room" (yariheya) at the time, so they were looking for witnesses.
    19AnonymousOct 1, 2026 00:58
    How is it that even the government kept looking the other way and even paid money?
    Were they getting entertained/bribed too?
    58AnonymousOct 1, 2026 01:33
    Re: #19
    Way back, Shincho ran an article about Johnny's pedophilia toward boys, and it even came up in the Diet.
    But for some reason, there was a guy close to Johnny nicknamed "Daikun'i" (the "Grand Cordon," a nickname for former PM Nakasone, Japan's highest honoree)…
    Setting the whole predilection thing aside, rumor had it that Johnny and Daikun'i were connected through the GHQ (the postwar Allied occupation authority).
    20AnonymousOct 1, 2026 00:58
    How many victims are there even.
    Is this Epstein or something?
    29AnonymousOct 1, 2026 01:04
    Meanwhile there are cowards on TV right now who've decided to just stay silent about it
    35AnonymousOct 1, 2026 01:07
    Re: #29
    Don't force that on the victims.
    Though I do think the Johnny's talent side should be doing everything they can to stop fans' out-of-control harassment and slander.
    31AnonymousOct 1, 2026 01:05
    Give me a break, pay enough compensation to shut the agency down if that's what it takes.
    You clean up after "Epstein Kitagawa" yourselves.
    That's money you made by preying on kids for years.
    41AnonymousOct 1, 2026 01:13
    Staying silent this whole time is something else.
    Classic vested-interests Japan.
    Even the ignorant masses pretended not to know.
    47AnonymousOct 1, 2026 01:19
    Re: #41
    Local Kansai TV has been trashing him for ages.
    They used to call him "that homo old man."

    Just from what I know, Hamamura Jun, Kamioka Ryutaro, Takajin, and Uenuma Emiko all criticized him by name way back when, and Yokoyama Knock even had a former member of Four Leaves (an old idol group) who'd written a tell-all book on his show for a special feature.
    56AnonymousOct 1, 2026 01:31
    Why didn't they come forward while he was still alive?
    61AnonymousOct 1, 2026 01:35
    Re: #56
    The TV networks knew too and just stayed silent.
    Nothing was going to change unless it came from overseas.
    Truly horrifying.
    68AnonymousOct 1, 2026 01:42
    What's horrifying is that every network was providing him with "play rooms."
    73AnonymousOct 1, 2026 01:48
    Re: #68
    Come on, that can't be true.
    Why would he need to specifically bring his own talent to the TV station to do that?
    72AnonymousOct 1, 2026 01:48
    Isn't it only Japanese people letting this case fade from memory?
    Overseas, Japan's entertainment industry is basically known for the horrifying Johnny's scandal (there's barely anything else it's known for).
    We should be taking this a lot more seriously.
    76AnonymousOct 1, 2026 01:50
    Re: #72
    Even if it's fading, the perpetrator is already dead, so there's nothing more that can be done anyway.
    87AnonymousOct 1, 2026 02:10
    He probably abused practically every talent in the agency, so the real number of victims is likely way bigger than this.
    93AnonymousOct 1, 2026 02:18
    Re: #87
    It wasn't just signed talent — he went after trial-basis Juniors too.
    In fact, even before he started the talent agency, he'd already formed a boys' baseball team and been preying on kids through that.
    There's no way it stops at 1,000.
    88AnonymousOct 1, 2026 02:11
    There were probably some who lied, and some who just couldn't speak up.
    If the entertainment world and the agency had done their jobs properly, he could've faced justice while he was still alive.
    92AnonymousOct 1, 2026 02:15
    Re: #88
    It's not about the agency.
    This could've been prevented if the police and TV networks had done their jobs.
    Even NHK has executives who parachuted in from Johnny's connections.
    They knew and just let it slide.

    Background and Key Points of This Topic

    This issue came to light in 2023, when overseas media reports triggered the public revelation of the late Johnny Kitagawa’s years of sexual abuse. The former Johnny’s agency subsequently changed its name to “SMILE-UP.” and shifted its focus entirely to supporting victims. Since compensation claims opened, the number of claimants and payment status have been announced periodically like this. On the thread, opinions were divided over why 231 people were deemed ineligible for compensation — some suspected “these must be false claims,” while others pointed out that cases where the agency can’t confirm affiliation are running into review difficulties. That said, the latter is just an unconfirmed explanation from within the thread, and it’s worth noting that this report alone doesn’t clarify how SMILE-UP. officially explains its criteria for denial.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Geinou Sports Breaking News+) thread ‘[Entertainment] Compensation for Sexual Abuse by Johnny Kitagawa: 1,048 Claimants, 581 Already Paid Compensation… 231 Informed They Will Not Be Compensated.’

  • Which Hello! Project members are secretly attending university? 5ch: “Don’t underestimate how low-profile we are”

    A thread titled “Which Hello! Project members are secretly attending university right now?” went up on 5ch’s Hello! Project board, and posts speculating about individual members’ schools kept rolling in. Some claimed that members who skip college to devote themselves fully to the group get, upon leaving, the right to study abroad on the agency’s dime — though that’s never been confirmed. Others pointed out that several Juice=Juice members have taken a leave of absence or dropped out altogether due to their busy schedules, while some suggested a correspondence program like the Open University of Japan would make balancing school and idol work much easier. One blunt take that got a lot of agreement: “Hello! Project members aren’t famous enough for anyone to notice even if they’re quietly attending class.” The thread also lit up with name-dropped guesses — Murakoshi Arisa pegged for a MARCH-tier school (a group of respected Tokyo private universities), and Hamaura and others guessed to be at so-called “F-rank” schools (bottom-tier universities that are notoriously easy to get into).

    1AnonymousOct 1, 2026 00:27
    Yeah, that’s understandable.
    5AnonymousOct 1, 2026 00:35
    Members who skip college and devote their whole life to Hello! Project reportedly get the right to study abroad on the agency’s dime after graduating from the group, if they want it.
    6AnonymousOct 1, 2026 00:37
    Re: #5
    Now that’s a solid agency, huh (said with a Kansai drawl)
    7AnonymousOct 1, 2026 00:38
    Yamazaki
    Hirayama, Matsumoto
    Matsunaga, Ebata
    Fukuda, Yokaze
    Kubota, Nishizaki, Tsutsui
    Matsubara, Onoda Hana
    12AnonymousOct 1, 2026 00:49
    Re: #7
    Isn’t Hashida part of Roji too?
    9AnonymousOct 1, 2026 00:42
    These days you’re probably better off going to college.
    13AnonymousOct 1, 2026 00:51
    Surprisingly, Murakoshi might be at a MARCH-tier school.
    15AnonymousOct 1, 2026 00:55
    Isn’t everyone in Rosie going to college?
    16AnonymousOct 1, 2026 01:01
    In the age of smartphones and social media, sneaking around like that surely won’t fly.
    19AnonymousOct 1, 2026 01:04
    Re: #16
    Don’t underestimate how low-profile Hello! Project members are.
    17AnonymousOct 1, 2026 01:03
    Inoue Reon never got caught, though.
    18AnonymousOct 1, 2026 01:04
    Pretty sure every Juice=Juice member either took a leave of absence or dropped out because they were too busy.
    20AnonymousOct 1, 2026 01:04
    Given how little-known Hello! Project members are these days, it’s kind of inevitable.
    24AnonymousOct 1, 2026 01:07
    Dakarin seems pretty sharp, so it wouldn’t be surprising if she’s in college
    — though if she went, it’d probably be a women’s college, not coed.
    25AnonymousOct 1, 2026 01:08
    Saito Madopi dropped out of college just to free up more time for gaming.
    26AnonymousOct 1, 2026 01:08
    Precisely because she’s a celebrity, she’d probably want to go to college and get fawned over
    — sneaking around quietly would defeat the whole purpose.
    27AnonymousOct 1, 2026 01:08
    If it’s a correspondence school like the Open University of Japan, nobody would find out.
    29AnonymousOct 1, 2026 01:09
    Everyone knows there’ll be guys around once you’re mixing with university people.
    30AnonymousOct 1, 2026 01:13
    Kitagawa lived such an enviable, full-on (“riajuu”) college life that other Hello! Project members could easily fly under the radar too.
    31AnonymousOct 1, 2026 01:15
    Ebata didn’t even do correspondence school for high school, so I figured she’d go to a regular university.
    57AnonymousOct 1, 2026 01:58
    Re: #31
    Even back then, wasn’t Meguro Nichidai basically a correspondence school anyway?
    32AnonymousOct 1, 2026 01:16
    Is there even a university in Tokyo that Washitsu-chan could get into?
    37AnonymousOct 1, 2026 01:21
    Re: #32
    If even Hamaura got in, anyone can — you can get into an F-rank school as long as you pay.
    44AnonymousOct 1, 2026 01:35
    So Matsumoto Wakana-chan is a college student too, huh?
    69AnonymousOct 1, 2026 02:17
    Re: #44
    No idea which university, but she’s definitely attending one.

    Background and Key Points of This Topic

    It’s worth flagging that the claim circulating in the thread — that members who skip college to devote themselves entirely to Hello! Project get the right to study abroad on the agency’s dime — isn’t an officially announced policy; it never rises above rumor or joke territory on the board. It is known that, in the past, some members have passed on enrolling in a regular university due to busy schedules, or took a leave of absence or dropped out while enrolled, and this thread’s speculation builds on that track record. The point that a correspondence program like the Open University of Japan would make it easier to balance schoolwork with idol activities also carries some real-world weight, since it’s an option actual celebrities do choose. Meanwhile, the remark that “they’re not famous enough to get caught” is half self-deprecating joke, half plain fact — it reflects how, even in the social-media era, outsiders have a hard time identifying someone unless that person reveals it themselves. Readers should keep in mind that posts naming specific universities are purely fan speculation, not information confirmed by the members or their agency.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Hello! Project board) thread “So, which Hello! Project members are currently secretly attending university, lolololol?”

  • Dragon Quest Walk: 5ch Says ‘One Map Can Max Your Level Out to 95’

    On 5ch’s “Nanademo Jikkyo G” (anything-goes live board), a poster who said they’d only been playing the smartphone location-based RPG Dragon Quest Walk for three months started a thread titled “Someone who really knows this game, get in here.” Veteran players jumped in one after another, answering the questions beginners usually get stuck on — how to pick weapons, how to deal real damage to the tough “Mega Monsters,” and what you actually gain from ranking up to the top-tier “Elite Adventurer.” But the thread really took off when talk turned to the “Wandering Map,” said to be the single best spot for grinding levels: its enemies are weak while EXP and Heart Orb points are plentiful, and posters claimed this one map alone was enough to hit the level cap of 95.

    1AnonymousOct 1, 2026 01:55
    Is there a weapon worth pulling for in the back half of the rerun banner?
    BTW, I'm in my third month of playing.
    2AnonymousOct 1, 2026 01:56
    Right now I'm fighting with the Hero's Sword, the Gun Blade, and the Geregere.
    8AnonymousOct 1, 2026 02:02
    Re: #2
    Just that alone will carry you through to the end of the year.
    9AnonymousOct 1, 2026 02:03
    Thanks to you I suddenly want to pick Dragon Quest Walk back up after all this time.
    13AnonymousOct 1, 2026 02:05
    Re: #9
    It's too fun right now, I'm playing every single day.
    10AnonymousOct 1, 2026 02:04
    Re: #8
    Oh yeah? I saw on Mindora (a popular fan-run Dragon Quest Walk database site) that Chronos is supposed to be great — is it fine to just skip it?
    15AnonymousOct 1, 2026 02:08
    Re: #10
    You can skip old damage-dealing weapons. Stronger ones will show up soon anyway with the New Year's gacha and the September anniversary gacha. Outside of New Year's and the anniversary, save your gems for when a great support weapon drops — a good support weapon stays useful for two to three years.
    12AnonymousOct 1, 2026 02:05
    Chronos and the Banner Spear were both top-tier meta weapons not that long ago.
    Well, maybe they'll find a use again somewhere down the line.
    14AnonymousOct 1, 2026 02:08
    Re: #12
    If that's all it's worth, I guess it's fine to skip pulling for it? By the way, I still haven't figured out how to actually use the Gun Blade. I barely scratch Despisaro and it makes me want to scream.
    17AnonymousOct 1, 2026 02:10
    Collecting Hearts (monster abilities you equip) is everything.
    18AnonymousOct 1, 2026 02:11
    Re: #17
    I don't know which Hearts I should be collecting, so for now I'm just holding onto four S-rank Tough Monster hearts.
    29AnonymousOct 1, 2026 02:20
    Re: #18
    Tough Monster hearts stop being useful pretty fast.

    Outside of Mega Monsters, the top-tier shrine bosses, the rare story-mode slot, and the rare Awakening slot,

    everything else drops out of your regular rotation.
    19AnonymousOct 1, 2026 02:13
    Also, everyone seems to pull off insane damage numbers on Mega Monsters — how are people doing that? Even when I switch to Despisaro's Soul Heart I can't even break 10,000 damage.
    22AnonymousOct 1, 2026 02:16
    Re: #19
    You can't pull off that kind of damage unless your weapons, Hearts, Heart Orbs, and level are all built up to a certain point.
    20AnonymousOct 1, 2026 02:13
    I wonder if hitting Elite rank actually changes much.
    36AnonymousOct 1, 2026 02:24
    Re: #20
    Going Elite makes you noticeably stronger, but it's still rough soloing the top-tier Mega Monsters even then. If you're playing casually, I'd just write off the first year as a grind period and mostly piggyback on other players' Mega Monster fights.
    21AnonymousOct 1, 2026 02:15
    OP, if you've really been playing three months you should already know plenty by now.
    Stop playing dumb just to keep the thread going.
    24AnonymousOct 1, 2026 02:17
    Re: #21
    Even so, at three months in, unless you've been going at it hardcore, you're nowhere near caught up with the front-line players.
    25AnonymousOct 1, 2026 02:18
    Re: #21
    Three months in and there's still tons I don't get. Like today — Metal King (a rare, hard-to-find monster spawn) showed up once and then never again. I checked Mindora and I should be meeting the spawn conditions, but it still won't show back up.
    23AnonymousOct 1, 2026 02:16
    Tough Monster hearts aren't that big a deal honestly.
    What really matters in the end are the rare hearts you almost never see, plus Awakening.
    28AnonymousOct 1, 2026 02:20
    Re: #23
    For now I'm collecting Despisaro's heart.
    34AnonymousOct 1, 2026 02:23
    Poker was trendy for like one brief moment and then it just disappeared.
    39AnonymousOct 1, 2026 02:26
    Re: #34
    Wait, there's actual poker-themed gear?
    40AnonymousOct 1, 2026 02:26
    Re: #34
    This game just has way too many minigame modes.
    56AnonymousOct 1, 2026 02:34
    For the rare slots, the Hearts I'd especially recommend are Cyclops and Swordoid.
    Genie of the Lamp and Troll King are also pretty easy to use.

    Go find and farm the maps where these show up as Treasure Monsters.
    59AnonymousOct 1, 2026 02:35
    Re: #56
    What exactly is a 'rare slot'?
    61AnonymousOct 1, 2026 02:38
    Re: #56
    I'll start hunting treasure maps for those starting tomorrow.
    75AnonymousOct 1, 2026 02:50
    Winter's coming, so your real-life gear matters too now.
    Whoever can walk the longest in the dead of winter wins.
    77AnonymousOct 1, 2026 02:51
    Re: #75
    In winter, gloves that let your index finger poke out make things way easier.
    79AnonymousOct 1, 2026 02:53
    Re: #75
    I can't handle the cold at all.
    Every year I just hole up inside and drink.
    80AnonymousOct 1, 2026 02:54
    Have you gotten the Wandering Map from Atatata in Gifu yet?
    This one's the best there is for leveling up.
    If you find it, lock it with the 🔑 button right away.

    The enemies are pathetically weak, EXP is plentiful, and Heart Orb points are plentiful too.
    This single map can get you all the way to the level 95 cap.
    One-shot everything with Zap-type (thunder-elemental) weapons.
    83AnonymousOct 1, 2026 02:57
    Re: #80
    Not sure, but it's probably still there. I'll go check the map list.
    89AnonymousOct 1, 2026 03:01
    Found it, but is this the right one?
    https://imgur.com/a/WOnRnPZ
    BTW, I don't have enough gems to buy it.
    91AnonymousOct 1, 2026 03:02
    Re: #89
    Pretty sure that's the one.
    94AnonymousOct 1, 2026 03:04
    Re: #89
    That's the best leveling map there is. Be careful — if you discard it, you can never get it back. The field enemies are so weak you can beat them even way below the recommended level.

    That said, you'll need one of the following: the Hero's Sword, Loto's Dragon Sword, the God-Eating Greatsword, or the Thunderclap Sword.
    101AnonymousOct 1, 2026 03:09
    Re: #89
    Lock it so you don't accidentally discard it — there's a button in the top left. That one map alone can max out every vocation. Though it's a grind, like a monk doing ascetic training, lol.
    92AnonymousOct 1, 2026 03:02
    Got enough gems now.
    Is this the one I should buy?
    93AnonymousOct 1, 2026 03:03
    Re: #92
    Yeah, just buy it.
    96AnonymousOct 1, 2026 03:07
    Re: #93
    Bought it. Thanks a ton.

    Background and Key Points of This Discussion

    Dragon Quest Walk is a smartphone location-based RPG released in 2019, built around actually walking around in real life to gather materials while leveling up weapons and Hearts (equippable monster abilities). Features like Mega Monster battles and the higher “Elite Adventurer” rank have piled up over the game’s long run of service, and for newcomers the sheer volume of accumulated information can itself be a barrier. The thread mostly consisted of veteran players fielding basic questions about things like weapon choice and dealing damage to Mega Monsters, with no major disagreements — though a few replies did question whether the poster, three months in, was really still such a beginner. The highlight was advice on leveling up using the apparently limited-time “Wandering Map,” said to let players reach the level cap of 95 using just that single map. Since the contents and acquisition conditions of maps like this tend to change with each event, it’s worth keeping in mind that how long this thread’s information stays valid is unclear.

    ※This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Nanademo Jikkyo G) thread “Someone who really knows Dragon Quest Walk, get in here.”

  • Morning Musume Clip from UtaCon Goes Viral on X — Fans Can’t Stop Reacting to Ayakoto Yugeta

    Footage of Morning Musume’s appearance on NHK’s music program ‘UtaCon’ has sparked a wave of reactions on X, with general viewers commenting “she’s so cute” and “who is she?” after seeing the members in blue outfits. On 5ch’s Hello! Project board, discussion centered on how this “discovery” phenomenon is concentrated around 17th-generation members Ayakoto Yugeta and Haru. Threads raised the question of why Sakurai — said to be equally popular — isn’t getting the same buzz, along with observations that 5ch’s own presence as a real-time discussion hub has been overtaken by X in recent years, leaving fans divided in their reactions.

    1AnonymousSep 30, 2026 21:20
    @
    Are the girls in blue outfits on UtaCon from Morning Musume?
    They're tall, and the one in pants has such a cute smile
    3AnonymousSep 30, 2026 21:22
    Guess the smiling (niko-niko) version is more popular — personally I think the straight-faced one is cooler
    9AnonymousSep 30, 2026 21:27
    The member whose eyes turn into little crescents when she smiles always looks like she's having fun — love it
    12AnonymousSep 30, 2026 21:28
    Online, between Haru and Getter (nickname for Yugeta), yesterday was basically 17th-gen day
    13AnonymousSep 30, 2026 21:28
    Ookami (5ch's Hello! Project board) isn't even the place to talk Musume anymore lol
    X is way more fun
    14AnonymousSep 30, 2026 21:28
    Sakurai, who beats Yugeta in both looks and popularity — so why isn't she getting "discovered"?
    15AnonymousSep 30, 2026 21:28
    17th gen is absolutely blowing up
    on X, that is
    16AnonymousSep 30, 2026 21:29
    When Yugeta nails a pose, she's the strongest member in the current lineup
    17AnonymousSep 30, 2026 21:29
    Guess picking that 17th-gen lineup was the right call after all
    18AnonymousSep 30, 2026 21:29
    17th-gen fever has arrived!!!!!
    20AnonymousSep 30, 2026 21:32
    No random viewer would say "wow, that 16-beat rhythm is amazing" (that's fan jargon, not general-public talk)
    60AnonymousSep 30, 2026 22:08
    Re: #20
    That's a Chou Tokkyu fan (a boy band, not Hello! Project)
    23AnonymousSep 30, 2026 21:36
    No point being negative on Ookami anymore lol
    This place is basically old media now
    It's lost its influence over the past year

    Everyone's having more fun on X
    24AnonymousSep 30, 2026 21:36
    If you'd actually quit being a Hello! Project fan, you wouldn't recognize any current members — so knowing about the "16-beat" thing is a dead giveaway that they're still a fan
    25AnonymousSep 30, 2026 21:37
    Haru's also getting tons of comments about how her Heisei-era-style hair looks great
    Almost all the buzz is about Yugeta or Haru
    26AnonymousSep 30, 2026 21:37
    Any decent Musume fan is better off not coming to Ookami
    27AnonymousSep 30, 2026 21:38
    Whenever a post like this shows up in my feed
    I check that person's past posts
    to make sure they're not secretly a Hello! Project fan
    30AnonymousSep 30, 2026 21:39
    Re: #27
    So they're not a Hello! Project fan, huh
    Or if they are, they're a former one from way back
    28AnonymousSep 30, 2026 21:38
    What exactly are the people complaining about here? Current members are getting praised by outsiders — what's not to like?
    32AnonymousSep 30, 2026 21:40
    Re: #28
    Exactly this
    Even if it's fans of some other group, it's still great to have Hello! Project get discovered by outsiders
    29AnonymousSep 30, 2026 21:39
    Just don't let yourselves become fodder for those matome (aggregator) blogs that only stir up fandom rivalries
    31AnonymousSep 30, 2026 21:39
    https://pbs.twimg.com/media/HSSqjwXa0AAGrZr.jpg
    38AnonymousSep 30, 2026 21:44
    Re: #31
    I actually prefer this to the smiling Getter photo, but I guess general viewers feel differently
    34AnonymousSep 30, 2026 21:40
    Haru's hairstyle, reminiscent of Morning Musume's golden era, was getting "discovered" too, right?
    35AnonymousSep 30, 2026 21:42
    Re: #34
    She was getting discovered left and right
    Scrolling X is way too much fun right now lol
    36AnonymousSep 30, 2026 21:43
    So it's not like someone was just spam-posting on the NHK live-thread board to astroturf this
    40AnonymousSep 30, 2026 21:45
    Getter's getting "discovered" everywhere these days
    41AnonymousSep 30, 2026 21:45
    People are saying Geta-chan is cute because her eyes disappear when she smiles
    Her goofy smile hits harder than any posed face
    You don't see idols like that much these days
    43AnonymousSep 30, 2026 21:47
    Same thing happened with the Fox Dance craze (a viral dance trend) — everyone was just asking "what's that girl's name"
    44AnonymousSep 30, 2026 21:48
    At this point every post like this on X just looks like fishing for likes to me
    46AnonymousSep 30, 2026 21:50
    Re: #44
    Then go look at the X accounts of the people praising her
    A good chunk of them clearly aren't Hello! Project fans
    45AnonymousSep 30, 2026 21:48
    She's slim but powerful, full of energy, and has real variety-show charisma
    A type Morning Musume hasn't had before
    47AnonymousSep 30, 2026 21:51
    Any minute now the "but she can't sing" crowd is gonna show up
    49AnonymousSep 30, 2026 21:53
    Whenever Yugeta and Okamura are on screen, their great figures make you go "whoa"
    And then you chill out watching Inoue too
    50AnonymousSep 30, 2026 21:53
    Haru was cute enough to make me want to start oshi-ing her
    51AnonymousSep 30, 2026 21:54
    Yep, there's always that one guy who brings up "the tone-deaf member" the second Sakurai or Yugeta gets praised lol
    52AnonymousSep 30, 2026 21:57
    Morning Musume might seriously be making a comeback
    All they need now is a good song
    56AnonymousSep 30, 2026 22:01
    https://pbs.twimg.com/media/HTYiuuwb0AAWAgh.jpg
    61AnonymousSep 30, 2026 22:09
    Re: #56
    That huge smile is great, she looks like she's having a blast
    63AnonymousSep 30, 2026 22:10
    https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EmOhhzlUcAUekwN.jpg

    Background and Points of Debate

    Morning Musume’s 17th-generation members joined the group in 2023 and are a relatively new batch, with Ayakoto Yugeta among them. Among Hello! Project fans, there’s a custom of calling it “getting discovered” when a TV appearance leads people who don’t normally follow Hello! Project to start mentioning a member on X. Opinions in the thread were split: some were happy to see this kind of reaction spreading, while others had mixed feelings about the observation that 5ch itself has lost its former standing as the go-to hub for live TV discussion. There was also some suspicion voiced that the praise might not really be coming from “general viewers” at all, but from Hello! Project fans themselves posting under the guise of outsiders — a reminder not to take reactions on social media entirely at face value.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Hello! Project board) thread ‘Ayakoto Yugeta Gets Discovered’.

  • U-21 Japan Wins Penalty Shootout, Reaches Final — 5ch: “Set to Clash with Korea, Who Are Playing for a Military Exemption”

    In the Asian Games men’s soccer semifinal, the Japan U-21 national team faced Uzbekistan. Japan conceded the opening goal in the first half but equalized in the 43rd minute of the second half with a header from Sena Ishibashi, and after extra time failed to settle it, won on penalties to put itself one win away from its first gold medal in 16 years. The final will be held on October 3rd against Korea, who are chasing a third straight title in this event. In the thread, comments centered on wariness toward a serious Korea squad playing with a military service exemption on the line, surprise that the TV ratings beat those of a full international, and bickering over people’s like or dislike of soccer itself.

    ■Asian Games Men’s Soccer Semifinal: Japan 1-1 Uzbekistan (Sept. 30, Nagai Stadium, Osaka)

    [Full list] Japan’s soccer squads for the Asian Games confirmed — women aim for an unprecedented third straight title, men aim for their first title in four tournaments since Guangzhou 2010

    In the semifinal, the Japan U-21 men’s national soccer team beat Uzbekistan’s U-21 side in a penalty shootout to reach the final. Japan conceded an opening goal in the 8th minute of the first half but equalized in the 43rd minute of the second half with a header from Sena Ishibashi (20). The match remained level through extra time, and Japan won the shootout, putting itself one win away from its first gold medal in 16 years. Japan will face Korea, chasing a third consecutive title, in the October 3rd final.

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Original article here

    7AnonymousSep 30, 2026 22:24
    The final is against
    a dead-serious Korea squad with a military exemption on the line

    Yeah, Japan's losing this one
    25AnonymousSep 30, 2026 22:25
    Re: #7
    The bus will probably take the Korean players somewhere insane again (there's been a running joke this Asian Games about buses getting lost or breaking down)
    59AnonymousSep 30, 2026 22:26
    Re: #7
    That military exemption thing must make opponents go easy on them, in a way — it's awkward to play against.
    When someone's playing with their whole life on the line, radiating that much desperation, it's hard to bring yourself to crush them
    12AnonymousSep 30, 2026 22:25
    Reasons soccer is boring

    0-0 drags on forever
    No shots at all, just endless passing
    It all comes down to a coin-flip penalty shootout
    No intricate strategy like baseball has
    Guys flop dramatically without even being touched
    Snitching to the ref to get opponents sent off
    Cheap shots thrown when the ref isn't looking
    Japanese national team players getting arrested
    Soccer fans have low standards of behavior too
    81AnonymousSep 30, 2026 22:27
    Re: #12
    "Intricate strategy like baseball" lmaooooo
    126AnonymousSep 30, 2026 22:28
    Re: #12
    But you watched it, right? Posting less than a minute in, lol
    137AnonymousSep 30, 2026 22:29
    Re: #12
    "Soccer sucks!" "Baseball sucks!"
    Idiots. Normal people just enjoy both
    44AnonymousSep 30, 2026 22:26
    Yokoyama's penalty technique is nuts — there's no saving that
    165AnonymousSep 30, 2026 22:30
    Re: #44
    Learned it from his senpai, Shinji Kagawa
    253AnonymousSep 30, 2026 22:34
    Re: #44
    The Uzbek keeper was arguing with the ref about it
    50AnonymousSep 30, 2026 22:26
    Be honest, doesn't everyone secretly wish it were a North Korea vs. South Korea final instead?
    85AnonymousSep 30, 2026 22:27
    Re: #50
    That'd only happen if the sky and earth swapped places — no interest in watching that
    80AnonymousSep 30, 2026 22:27
    The ratings beat the senior team'sssss
    103AnonymousSep 30, 2026 22:28
    Re: #80
    Japan really is a soccer-obsessed country
    120AnonymousSep 30, 2026 22:28
    Re: #80
    Lol 😅 Moriyasu-ball really is way too boring (nickname for coach Moriyasu's cautious tactics)
    233AnonymousSep 30, 2026 22:33
    Re: #80
    Well, that was just a friendly. Big difference from the real thing
    101AnonymousSep 30, 2026 22:27
    This is basically the real U-21 final, honestly — Korea (U-23) and China are both using overage players
    138AnonymousSep 30, 2026 22:29
    Re: #101
    For the past several years the youth categories have basically been a two-horse race between Uzbekistan and Japan
    This is the de facto final

    If it comes down to these two countries at the LA Olympics too, that'd be about right
    102AnonymousSep 30, 2026 22:27
    So you even get the exemption from the Asian Games?
    128AnonymousSep 30, 2026 22:28
    Re: #102
    Either finish 1st in Asia
    or top 3 in the world —

    that's supposedly the exemption condition (for Korea)
    139AnonymousSep 30, 2026 22:29
    Re: #102
    Korea's only exemption conditions are an Asian Games gold medal or an Olympic gold/silver/bronze
    148AnonymousSep 30, 2026 22:30
    Re: #102
    Apparently the Korean Puyo Puyo player was banking everything on this Asian Games, but he got beaten by an 11-year-old (´・ω・`) (Puyo Puyo is one of the esports events)
    109AnonymousSep 30, 2026 22:28
    Ratings were probably great
    116AnonymousSep 30, 2026 22:28
    Re: #109
    https://tadaup.jp/9t58OmBd.jpg
    200AnonymousSep 30, 2026 22:32
    Re: #116
    My guess is it scooped up people who were planning to watch Wednesday Downtown instead (a popular variety show in the same time slot)
    217AnonymousSep 30, 2026 22:33
    Re: #116
    Official tournaments really do pull good ratings.
    Even though it's "just" a youth-level Asian Games event, it beat a full international —
    guess it just exposed how pointless friendlies are
    157AnonymousSep 30, 2026 22:30
    Men's soccer final: Oct. 2, 19:30
    Men's volleyball final: Oct. 2, 19:20

    What are they gonna do about that?
    224AnonymousSep 30, 2026 22:33
    Re: #157
    Why aren't they using BS-TBS this time? They could just air one of them there
    248AnonymousSep 30, 2026 22:34
    Re: #157
    Wasn't TBS supposed to prioritize volleyball? Though soccer would pull better ratings
    274AnonymousSep 30, 2026 22:35
    Re: #157
    Probably volleyball. Though I'd bet soccer gets the better ratings
    174AnonymousSep 30, 2026 22:31
    Re: #139
    So the Asian Cup doesn't count? Because it's not a youth event?
    202AnonymousSep 30, 2026 22:32
    Re: #174
    Single-sport tournaments like the Asian Cup just don't count
    216AnonymousSep 30, 2026 22:33
    Re: #174
    I also think the Asian Cup should count for soccer.
    Guess these multi-sport games are considered more important?
    Though apparently other sports have complained about that too
    276AnonymousSep 30, 2026 22:35
    Re: #174
    Supposedly if things like a World Cup semifinal or a WBC runner-up finish earned an exemption, people said it'd be unfair since it's just one sport — so it ended up restricted to just the Olympics and Asian Games
    191AnonymousSep 30, 2026 22:31
    Re: #1

    Asian Games
    TBS
    "Thank you, Japan U-21 soccer team 😭 Our ratings went up."

    lolol
    245AnonymousSep 30, 2026 22:34
    Whoa, who's this good-looking guy? Didn't know we had someone like this. Call him up to the senior team already
    https://gzo.ai/i/GoeB7PA.webp
    271AnonymousSep 30, 2026 22:35
    Re: #245
    And with that face, he's absurdly good at soccer too

    Background and Talking Points

    Korea’s military service exemption requires either an Olympic medal or an Asian Games gold, and eligibility is limited to just those two events — results at the World Cup or WBC don’t count, a restriction put in place after criticism that single sports were getting special treatment. In this tournament, the Japan U-21 team is chasing its first gold medal in 16 years, since the 2010 Guangzhou Games, and its final opponent is a Korea side that has won three straight titles in this category. In the thread, the main talking points were the perennial “soccer is boring” argument and fans pushing back on it, plus surprise that this match drew higher ratings than the senior team’s friendlies — likely down to differences in the opponent’s profile and the tournament format, though the thread doesn’t dig into the reasons in much depth.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Geinou/Sports Express+) thread “[Soccer] Japan U-21 men’s team wins brutal penalty-shootout battle, one win from first gold medal in 16 years! Final is a third straight “Japan vs. Korea” clash.”

  • Akiko Hinagata: “I Have No Friends at All” — Actress Opens Up About Her Current Ties to Her Old Mecha-Ike Co-Stars

    Actress Akiko Hinagata (48) appeared on ABEMA’s “Ai no Hyena 6” (Love Hyena), streamed on September 29, and revealed that she has “no friends at all” left among the members of “Mecha²Iketeru!” (“Mecha-Mecha Iketeru!”), the long-running variety show she was a regular on for years. With years having passed since the show ended, many of her former co-stars have gotten married and had children, changing their lives — a point that came up in discussion. On 5channel’s Entertainment/Sports News+ board, opinions were split: some said “that’s normal if it’s purely a work relationship,” others noted “it’d be hard to invite married people out,” and the thread expanded into talk about which members had married and anecdotes from the show’s heyday.

    Akiko Hinagata: “I have no friends at all” — she reveals her current relationship with her “Mecha²Iketeru!” co-stars! Studio stunned

    Actress Akiko Hinagata (48) made a guest appearance on ABEMA’s “Ai no Hyena 6” (Tuesdays, 11:00 PM), streamed on the 29th. During the show, she revealed her current relationship with the members of “Mecha²Iketeru!” (“Mecha-Mecha Iketeru!”), the long-running regular program she had appeared on for years.

    During the studio talk, New York’s Hiromasa Yashiki asked, “Do you drink, Hinagata-san?” Hinagata replied, “Not that much — mostly just at work after-parties and things like that.”

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Read the original article here

    12AnonymousSep 30, 2026 21:30
    Sarina seems like she'd be easy to stay friends with, though
    78AnonymousSep 30, 2026 22:32
    Re: #12
    No joke, seriously (looks like a typo for 洒落にならない, "that's not funny")
    13AnonymousSep 30, 2026 21:31
    I wonder if any of the Mecha-Ike members ever dated each other?
    24AnonymousSep 30, 2026 21:38
    Re: #13
    There's the comedian who dated Hamaguchi — Mizuho Honda
    16AnonymousSep 30, 2026 21:33
    The closer you get, the more you fight.
    It probably lasted as long as it did because they didn't get too chummy
    17AnonymousSep 30, 2026 21:33
    Is she married?
    You wouldn't normally invite a married person out to eat privately.
    Not if you have any sense, anyway.
    Though who knows about TV producers
    63AnonymousSep 30, 2026 22:15
    Re: #17
    I don't think you should expect common sense from celebrities
    19AnonymousSep 30, 2026 21:33
    Guess Kayoko Okubo browses 5channel too
    20AnonymousSep 30, 2026 21:35
    Just taking it all in ( ´ー`)y-~~ (emoticon of someone thoughtfully smoking)
    51AnonymousSep 30, 2026 22:01
    Re: #20
    This isn't a thread about Mei Nagano or Maya Imamori, you know?
    21AnonymousSep 30, 2026 21:35
    You barely ever invite married people out to eat in the first place lol
    25AnonymousSep 30, 2026 21:39
    Re: #21
    I feel like Michopa gets invited out all the time, though (Michopa = TV personality Momoka Fukuda)
    22AnonymousSep 30, 2026 21:36
    If her husband tagged along everywhere, no one would invite her out
    23AnonymousSep 30, 2026 21:37
    Isn't that just how it goes? They probably don't even have much in common to talk about anymore
    27AnonymousSep 30, 2026 21:41
    I guess it's like regular people — you hang out all the time with coworkers while you're at a job, then drift apart once you quit
    34AnonymousSep 30, 2026 21:45
    Re: #27
    Celebrities probably meet so many new people day to day, too
    28AnonymousSep 30, 2026 21:42
    That's normal if she's married. Besides, Mecha-Ike was probably just a work relationship anyway
    29AnonymousSep 30, 2026 21:43
    When I think of Akiko Hinagata, it's still "Shuji-san!" (a famous line of hers from a old drama)
    30AnonymousSep 30, 2026 21:43
    Is it really that surprising that they don't see each other anymore?
    32AnonymousSep 30, 2026 21:43
    Her signature role is "Purple Eyes," but with an average rating of 9.6%, it wasn't that memorable for its time
    A lot of people would put "Seija no Koushin" (The Saints' March) first instead, since that averaged over 20%
    37AnonymousSep 30, 2026 21:48
    Re: #25
    If someone's newly married or has kids, you'd normally be considerate and not invite them out
    38AnonymousSep 30, 2026 21:48
    Wait, did all the original Mecha-Ike members end up married with kids?
    41AnonymousSep 30, 2026 21:51
    Re: #38
    Except for Oasys (the comedy duo)
    45AnonymousSep 30, 2026 21:54
    Re: #38
    Don't talk trash about Auntie Okubo
    48AnonymousSep 30, 2026 21:58
    Re: #38
    That's a gentle dig at the middle-aged women right here in this thread, huh
    47AnonymousSep 30, 2026 21:56
    She's gorgeous, but she never quite made it to the top somehow
    58AnonymousSep 30, 2026 22:07
    Re: #47
    Her acting was never quite there
    She did land a lead role once, but it was tough going
    59AnonymousSep 30, 2026 22:11
    "Hinagata Akiko": a mock-dictionary term for the weary feeling of typing the same data into a fixed Excel template's input fields, day after day (a pun — her name 雛形/"hinagata" means "template," and "akiko" echoes 飽き/"aki," meaning "fed up")
    77AnonymousSep 30, 2026 22:31
    Re: #59
    Nice one
    Though, well, that's actually her real name, so…

    Background and key points of this discussion

    “Mecha²Iketeru!” was a long-running variety show that aired from 1996 to 2018, and Akiko Hinagata was a regular cast member from early on. Since the show ended, many of her co-stars have married and had children, and their changed circumstances are seen as one reason personal ties have faded. In the thread, many took the view that “it’s hard to casually invite married people out” and “work relationships are separate from private life,” with some comparing the distance between entertainers to that between former coworkers after leaving a job. Few responses linked Hinagata’s comment to loneliness — most treated it as a natural change, a nuance that doesn’t come through in the headline alone.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5channel (Entertainment/Sports News+) thread “[Entertainment] Akiko Hinagata: “I have no friends at all” — reveals current relationship with Mecha-Ike members! Studio stunned.”