5ch User Wants to Become a Vtuber, Gets Flooded with Advice: ‘Try Talking to Yourself for 30 Minutes First’

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A 5ch user’s post about wanting to become a Vtuber drew a wide range of replies — everything from talk of gaming PCs and voice changers to the harsh realities of actually making money at it. One veteran’s account in particular — that “you’ll spend dozens of hours talking to yourself with zero viewers before anything changes” — really drove home how tough streaming can be.

What people said

1AnonymousAug 27, 2026 16:27
I've got a gaming PC
4AnonymousAug 27, 2026 16:28
All you need after that is a camera and mic, right?
Oh, and the most important thing — being a girl
8AnonymousAug 27, 2026 16:29
Re: #4
I never said I was a guy or a girl! 😡
5AnonymousAug 27, 2026 16:28
Couldn't you just be a normal streamer for now?
10AnonymousAug 27, 2026 16:29
Re: #5
Because showing my face is a no-go
Vtuber's the only option left
15AnonymousAug 27, 2026 16:32
Re: #10
Then just don't show your face
6AnonymousAug 27, 2026 16:28
I want to become a Vtuber and make money streaming games
9AnonymousAug 27, 2026 16:29
Re: #6
Only the top tier actually makes money
Better to start small first
12AnonymousAug 27, 2026 16:30
Re: #6
If you're doing this, sounds like you should skip YouTube
YouTube's basically the Grand Line of the streaming world (a One Piece reference — the roughest, most cutthroat sea to sail)
7AnonymousAug 27, 2026 16:29
Voice training, that's the key
If the 'person inside' has a squeaky voice, nobody's gonna watch (a crude pun on 中の人/"nakanohito," Vtuber slang for the performer behind the avatar)
11AnonymousAug 27, 2026 16:30
Re: #7
Wait, Vtubers actually do voice training?
17AnonymousAug 27, 2026 16:32
If you're just doing it casually, a smartphone's enough
22AnonymousAug 27, 2026 16:36
Re: #17
I said I already have a gaming PC
18AnonymousAug 27, 2026 16:33
Re: #15
There are voice-only YouTubers too
but if you're not showing your face, isn't it better to have a Vtuber model?
I dunno, it's more approachable or something?
21AnonymousAug 27, 2026 16:35
Re: #18
If you can't get popular on voice alone, it probably doesn't matter either way
it's a red ocean at this point
20AnonymousAug 27, 2026 16:35
Voice changer, that's the answer
23AnonymousAug 27, 2026 16:36
Re: #20
I never said I was a guy or a girl! 😡
Just for reference though, which brand of voice changer is good? Purely for reference
24AnonymousAug 27, 2026 16:38
Re: #23
Never used one so I wouldn't know 😡
OP's a guy anyway, right? Gonna be rough without a voice changer
25AnonymousAug 27, 2026 16:38
I was using a voice changer, but I accidentally clapped while talking and it glitched into the 'Mirror of Ra' (an internet meme reference)
28AnonymousAug 27, 2026 16:39
Re: #25
LOL ("草"/"grass," common Japanese internet slang for laughing)
What happened after that? Did you quit?
30AnonymousAug 27, 2026 16:40
Re: #25
Wait, you're not supposed to clap while talking?
Does that cause some kind of error?
26AnonymousAug 27, 2026 16:38
Re: #21
For game guides or highlight-reel plays you don't need a face (Vtuber model)
but for regular gameplay, isn't having a face more approachable?
33AnonymousAug 27, 2026 16:41
Re: #26
Having one is better than not, sure
but the avatar model ('gawa') is expensive, so it's risky if you can't make your own
27AnonymousAug 27, 2026 16:39
You need the skill to keep talking with zero comments coming in
Early on nobody comments, but if you don't talk nobody watches — it's a real catch-22
32AnonymousAug 27, 2026 16:41
Re: #27
That's the rough part 😭
I'll give it a while and quit if it doesn't work out
34AnonymousAug 27, 2026 16:42
Re: #32
You need to stockpile small-talk topics ahead of time or it's brutal
Being able to ramble for 3 hours straight off the top of your head is the exception, not the rule
44AnonymousAug 27, 2026 16:46
Re: #34
I'm confident in my talking
My gaming skills suck though
35AnonymousAug 27, 2026 16:42
Modern voice changers should be fine even with clapping
42AnonymousAug 27, 2026 16:46
Re: #35
What do you mean?
Did clapping used to disable the voice changer back in the day?
45AnonymousAug 27, 2026 16:47
Re: #42
The clap registered as noise, so it couldn't be recognized as a voice, and the processing would just drop out
76AnonymousAug 27, 2026 17:01
Re: #42
With a normal voice changer the effect strips off and you get caught
With RVC (an AI-based voice conversion tool), non-voice sounds get AI-generated into 'voice' too, so you get caught that way instead
38AnonymousAug 27, 2026 16:43
Wouldn't AI voice cloning be better than a regular voice changer?
53AnonymousAug 27, 2026 16:50
Re: #38
I don't have that kind of skill 😭
61AnonymousAug 27, 2026 16:56
Suddenly talking non-stop solo is probably impossible anyway, so let's start as a duo with me
72AnonymousAug 27, 2026 16:59
Re: #61
I can probably handle the talking
but games make me motion sick, so that's rough
83AnonymousAug 27, 2026 17:05
Re: #72
Install some recording software, boot up any random game right now, and just talk non-stop for 30 minutes like you're actually streaming — just record it
Even the big names today started with zero viewers and no comments, so it was dozens of hours of talking to themselves
Then go back and listen to your own 30 minutes — waiting for you is some random stranger's incredibly boring rambling
85AnonymousAug 27, 2026 17:06
Re: #83
You don't even need to talk
Just click your tongue once in a while
Go commentate Street Fighter II Turbo
91AnonymousAug 27, 2026 17:09
Re: #83
Talking non-stop while actually playing a game is pretty hard, huh
Free-talk is easy though
71AnonymousAug 27, 2026 16:59
If you're a guy, 100 concurrent viewers is enough to live off merch sales
78AnonymousAug 27, 2026 17:03
Re: #71
Seriously? So target a female audience then? 🤔

*This article is compiled from excerpts and a summary of the 5ch (Nandemo Jikkyo G) thread “[Urgent Request] I’m thinking of becoming a Vtuber — what do I need to prepare?.”

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