Eiken Level 1-Certified NEET: ‘My Parents Are Worth ¥200 Million, Why Would I Work?’

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The story

On 5ch’s Nandemo Jikkyo G board, a poster who holds Japan’s highest English certification, Eiken Level 1, but doesn’t work started an “Ask Me Anything” thread. According to the poster, they have no work history, and since their parents have assets worth over ¥200 million, they’ll never need to work in their life. They said that even though they haven’t used English in a long time, everyday conversation is still no problem, but admitted that passing Eiken Level 1 itself hasn’t really translated into anything useful in society. The thread split between those who accepted a lifestyle built on parental wealth and those who called it “just kicking the can down the road.”

What people said

1AnonymousOct 1, 2026 22:34
By the way, I also have Level 2 in the Math Certification Test (Suken).
2AnonymousOct 1, 2026 22:35
Your parents must be crying.
5AnonymousOct 1, 2026 22:36
Re: #2
They're not crying.
I was raised being told money means I'd never have to work in my life.
12AnonymousOct 1, 2026 22:40
Re: #5
Sounds like your parents have given up on you.
85AnonymousOct 1, 2026 23:32
Re: #5
Don't blame your parents for this.
4AnonymousOct 1, 2026 22:36
If you don't get a job and have no money, you're worse off than a convenience-store part-timer. But if you've got money, you win.
6AnonymousOct 1, 2026 22:37
Re: #4
No work history.
Parents have money.
Do have some part-time job experience, though.
7AnonymousOct 1, 2026 22:38
Both math and English are basically obsolete thanks to AI now — how does that make you feel?
9AnonymousOct 1, 2026 22:39
Re: #7
Doesn't really bother me.
8AnonymousOct 1, 2026 22:38
How much English can you actually speak these days?
14AnonymousOct 1, 2026 22:40
Re: #8
Haven't used English in a long time, but everyday conversation is still no problem. Once you've made it all the way to Eiken Level 1, the fundamentals are locked in solid.
20AnonymousOct 1, 2026 22:43
Re: #14
Sounds like if someone actually talked to you, only random words would come out.
10AnonymousOct 1, 2026 22:39
Re: #6
If your parents have over ¥200 million, you're in the clear. If it were only ¥100 million, inheritance tax would eat into it and you'd end up on the lonely-death-halfway-there route.
15AnonymousOct 1, 2026 22:41
Re: #10
It's over ¥200 million.
11AnonymousOct 1, 2026 22:40
I'm an old geezer who dropped out of high school. What even is this 'Eiken' thing?
16AnonymousOct 1, 2026 22:42
Re: #11
It's an English proficiency certification. Level 1 is the top rank.
13AnonymousOct 1, 2026 22:40
No way you actually have Level 1. Should've just said Pre-1 instead.
19AnonymousOct 1, 2026 22:43
Re: #13
It's true.
Got Pre-1 in my third year of junior high.
Got Level 1 in my sophomore year of university.
24AnonymousOct 1, 2026 22:45
Re: #20
No way.
It's second nature to me by now.
Everyday conversation is a breeze.
29AnonymousOct 1, 2026 22:47
Re: #24
Doesn't seem like it.
Unlike TOEIC or TOEFL, it's a certification exam.
28AnonymousOct 1, 2026 22:46
Just get a job to kill time, even if nothing else.
31AnonymousOct 1, 2026 22:49
Re: #28
Can't muster the motivation.
Besides, why would I want to work when I already have money?
36AnonymousOct 1, 2026 22:53
If you're not even putting your Eiken Level 1 to use, what was the point of getting it in the first place?
38AnonymousOct 1, 2026 22:54
Re: #36
I just wanted it as a credential.
It did help boost my self-esteem, at least.
45AnonymousOct 1, 2026 22:58
Re: #43
I've got Level 2!
47AnonymousOct 1, 2026 23:00
Re: #45
I got Level 2 in my first year of junior high.
49AnonymousOct 1, 2026 23:01
Re: #47
Even having Eiken didn't do me any good…
89AnonymousOct 1, 2026 23:34
Someone with Eiken Level 1 and a 940 on the TOEIC just sitting around as a NEET? That's a loss for the whole country.
96AnonymousOct 1, 2026 23:39
Re: #89
At the end of the day, I'm just good at English.
There are plenty of NEETs out there more capable than me.
100AnonymousOct 1, 2026 23:44
Re: #96
Honestly, the only one more impressive than you is probably Moritetsu (a well-known figure in Japanese NEET/hikikomori online culture).
91AnonymousOct 1, 2026 23:35
Re: #85
It's nobody's fault.
92AnonymousOct 1, 2026 23:36
Re: #91
It's your fault for not working.
97AnonymousOct 1, 2026 23:39
Re: #91
If that's what you think, why don't you go get a job yourself?
98AnonymousOct 1, 2026 23:41
Re: #97
I've got money, so I'm fine.
101AnonymousOct 1, 2026 23:45
Re: #98
You're just kicking the can down the road.
103AnonymousOct 1, 2026 23:48
Re: #102
I can live off it for the rest of my life, so there's no 'kicking the can' about it.
104AnonymousOct 1, 2026 23:49
Re: #102
I'm not OP.

Background and Key Points of This Discussion

Eiken Level 1 is considered the toughest rank within the Eiken system, with a pass rate that typically hovers around 10% each year. The poster says they earned Pre-1 in their third year of junior high and Level 1 in their sophomore year of university — the timing itself isn’t especially precocious, but the thread’s central debate centered on the fact that they’ve continued living as a NEET without ever putting the credential to use in a career. A rough calculation floated in the thread suggested that “if your assets exceed ¥200 million, you can still live comfortably even after inheritance tax eats into it,” but this is based solely on the poster’s self-reported claims — the actual size of their assets and the applicable inheritance tax rate could not be verified. Opinions in the thread were also divided on how much Eiken Level 1 really guarantees practical English ability, which is worth noting for readers, since the value of a certification and real-world proficiency are separate matters that are easy to conflate. Commenters split between those who defended this way of life and those who criticized it as “just kicking the can down the road,” but it’s worth remembering that all of this rests on nothing more than the poster’s own unverified account.

※This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Nandemo Jikkyo G) thread “I’m a highly educated NEET with Eiken Level 1 — ask me anything?.”

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