That ‘70% Off Switch 2 Games’ Ad? It’s Just Temu — 5ch: ‘No Way I’m Sticking That Cartridge In My Switch’

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The story

A thread titled “Switch 2 software clearance sale — 70% off” popped up on 5ch’s Hardware/Industry (Geha) board. What was actually circulating was an ad from the Chinese shopping platform Temu, with conditions attached: the offer was limited to new app users, capped at one item per purchase, and required meeting a minimum order amount. The ad itself even carried a disclaimer stating “This promotion is not affiliated with NINTENDO,” making clear it wasn’t an official Nintendo sale. While some posters voiced distrust with comments like “There’s no way I’m putting that cartridge in my console,” others pointed out the irony that the same people who’d previously mocked a PS5 “free for 0 yen” ad were now complaining about a Temu ad built on the exact same setup — and the thread devolved into console-camp bickering.

What people said

1AnonymousSep 27, 2026 13:22
Seriously, what is even going on here
2AnonymousSep 27, 2026 13:23
🐷💢GYAAAAAH!!!
4AnonymousSep 27, 2026 13:24
That tiny print at the very bottom is bugging me though……
109AnonymousSep 27, 2026 15:46
Re: #4
New app users only. Promotional item limited to one per person
Must meet the minimum order amount within the ○ limit.
This promotion is not affiliated with NINTENDO.

Actually the middle line bugs me more than the bottom one.
Are they saying you have to buy something else bundled with it or what?
7AnonymousSep 27, 2026 13:27
No way I'm ever sticking that cartridge in my console
12AnonymousSep 27, 2026 13:30
Re: #7
Ah, true.
Might be some cartridge with Temu's own special "seasoning" baked in — a real "Temu-tchi 2" special
23AnonymousSep 27, 2026 13:42
Re: #7
Can't even trust that there's an actual cartridge in the box, honestly
24AnonymousSep 27, 2026 13:43
Uwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa (´・ω・`)
25AnonymousSep 27, 2026 13:43
They made thread after thread hyping up Temu's PS5 sale ads, but now that it's Switch 2 it's suddenly "well it's Temu—" "it's a scam—" lol
27AnonymousSep 27, 2026 13:45
Re: #25
Wait, was that "B-Kane" 70% off thing Temu too?
31AnonymousSep 27, 2026 13:48
PS5 gets 0-yen ads but Switch 2 games can't go free? lol
32AnonymousSep 27, 2026 13:49
Re: #31
How much stock are these Chinese sellers even sitting on lol
38AnonymousSep 27, 2026 13:53
Re: #31
That's just a one-per-customer loss leader to reel people in
And it's sketchy whether they're even actually selling the real thing
34AnonymousSep 27, 2026 13:51
Temu, AliExpress, Shein…
Online shopping brands that inspire nothing but distrust
40AnonymousSep 27, 2026 13:55
Re: #34
For what it's worth, a lot of PC-building folks use AliExpress, and I haven't heard stories of fakes showing up
Still, it is that country, so I personally never use it — but plenty of people do buy CPUs and stuff there
44AnonymousSep 27, 2026 13:59
Re: #41
At the end of the day it's basically just a blame-shifting match over the Temu thread
Still, even Temu can't touch how good the console itself is
50AnonymousSep 27, 2026 14:03
Re: #40
AliExpress started cracking down hard on shady sellers a few years back
So a lot of them just flowed over into Temu and Amazon Japan's marketplace instead
110AnonymousSep 27, 2026 15:48
Re: #50
So it's basically the dumping ground for sellers who got kicked off AliExpress, huh…
57AnonymousSep 27, 2026 14:11
67AnonymousSep 27, 2026 14:25
If it's new-users-only and capped at one copy, they'll probably actually send you the real thing even at 70% off
No one's dumb enough to run a bait-and-switch scam over that
Just order with a throwaway account and a burner debit card, and delete the app the second it arrives
69AnonymousSep 27, 2026 14:27
Re: #67
Sounds like you don't know Temu. You'll be crying in your pants (slang for getting badly burned)
84AnonymousSep 27, 2026 14:58
Switch Goemon games getting dumped at fire-sale prices
https://x.com/kuro_retrogame/status/2104045119699907037
93AnonymousSep 27, 2026 15:10
https://jpeg.men/1KmJvKZ59qA.jpg
Where's this?
96AnonymousSep 27, 2026 15:15
Re: #93
Dumped cheap at Aeon
98AnonymousSep 27, 2026 15:22
Re: #93
Uwaaaaaaa (´・ω・`)
102AnonymousSep 27, 2026 15:37
Reminds me of that story about someone buying a 'Nintendo Switch'
and getting sent some random switch (like, an actual toggle switch) with just a Nintendo logo slapped on it
104AnonymousSep 27, 2026 15:39
Re: #102
Great pun, but I'd be pissed if it happened to me lol

Background and Key Points of This Topic

Cross-border e-commerce platforms like Temu, Shein, and AliExpress frequently run “first-time-only, one-item-only” bargain ads to hook new users. This 70%-off offer is a textbook example, and the ad’s own fine print makes clear it isn’t an official sale involving Nintendo or Sony. What became the real point of contention in the thread wasn’t so much the ad’s credibility, but the fact that the same posters who’d previously mocked a PS5 “0 yen” ad seemed to be reacting far more harshly to a Switch 2 ad built on the exact same premise. Once console rivalry gets mixed in, arguments tend to shift away from what the ad actually says and toward “whose side is getting the better deal” or “whose side is more gullible.” Some posters also claimed that AliExpress’s recent crackdown on shady sellers has pushed more of them over to Temu, but that’s just anecdotal chatter from the thread — no supporting data was presented.

※This article is compiled and summarized from the 5ch (Hardware/Industry [Geha]) thread “[Bad News] Switch 2 Software Clearance Sale — 70% Off.”

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